#Crackstlevania;

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@luxintenebrislucetx

alugrant jitter bug whoa...

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sliiiiides into yo DMs - hows it goin bbygirl

@tenebrisxregem

sir your sucky reputation precedes you, so kindly remove yourself from my neck of the woods puns fully intended, please and thank

blocked and reported, promptly added to DNI list

@chasseurlegendaire who told him about social media

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@chasseurlegendaire: You think you can run but you can't get away-

"And just why would the cat need to flee from the mouse, hm? I'm telling Sypha."

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"That is indeed reassuring, though now I find myself nearly compelled to inquire as to the contents of that email, heh. I also would like to apologize if I inadvertently roped you into any undesired shenanigans about a month prior with that whole spicy debacle, so to speak."

"I can say that he wasn't upset, Madam. So that's good." @embersrevived

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tCO BELLF

TREVOR IT'S NOT HAPPENING

Also the manager is creepy and keeps staring at us from the back every time we're waiting for your orders with refried beans coating the side of his mustache as he twiddles it ain't no nacho supreme worth that

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@chasseurlegendaire

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taco bell

Meme: On anon, badly describe any relationship my muse is in and I'll try to guess which one it is @chasseurlegendaire

"Come on out now Trevor, I can practically hear you salivating for that crunchy nacho supreme and guac from over here. Unless you fear I may give you may get beaned in a different way, hm?" She would laugh lightly at that, obviously jesting mostly.

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"At this rate I doubt any of his own sons will reconsider inviting him over for Fangsgiving this year - and might I add that he will find his perhaps favorite October day regarding his castle to be more of a Hollow-ween."

"That's it. I'm teaching my kids it's okay to harass old vampires in giant haunted castles instead of walking them across the street."

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"For the love of the gods, please do not bring that old travesty to light... I need not give Him an excuse to confront me at my abode again so soon-"

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She wonders how she will break the not so delightful news to Trevor that she had gotten them banned from his cherished eatery-

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Bet you rather go to an actually decent restaurant, doncha? Like Arby’s-

And the sorceress would let out a small sigh. "Honestly it doesn't really even have to be that fancy, so to speak - just that a bit of variety would be nice, perhaps one with more natural food options. Alas, @chasseurlegendaire's heart seems to currently belong to the platters of refried beans doused in cheesy ensemble, and perhaps I cannot deny him of the gustatory delight it repeatedly provides him."

She laughs, shaking her head. "That is to say, I definitely would not be opposed to a change - perhaps something with less processed options and tasteful incorporation of greens."

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@vxmpirehunterd: {Trevor is so unserious I can't!!}

D next time you are getting him his Crunchy Taco Supreme ok I can't deal with this right now

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"Says the man who just gracefully landed on his derriere in the mud pile outside."

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She is contemplating whether or not she is in need of a rather sizeable spray bottle at this time.

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She perhaps has more than a few questions. 

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// The rarest verse of them all .... Blonde!Nadir (or as someone so aptly put it, Blondedir skljfd) 

Credit: Mahmoud Farshchian

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