#DASH COMMENTARY;;

[unhinged-greed]

"Legit don' give a fuck what people likes to smell as but piss, hell nah mate! That tax will be a thing in my Ring as well"

[rocxyoulikeahurricane]

"All women are queens".

[unhinged-greed-a]

"Extermination day huh... Fuck 'em all up Adam! I'm rooting for ya! Just kill 'em all!" hype man Mammon has appeared!

[sillymuses]

Grumble grumble.

She needs to go find some glue for her fallen ear now.

[peppy-jester]

"Psh, some talentless twerp thinks Twitter is still a thing"

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

“God is my Daddy—-“ he is body slammed from behind .

[fadewalking]

Emmrich on the other hand? Certified monster fucker.

[fishermcn]

"Kosm's fucking sake, what th'hell are ya lot on about?"

[voodoodaaddy]

"Testicles makes a great meatball for pasta."

[unhinged-greed]

"Ya and what army Bee! Maybe I'm the only child soon"

[unhinged-greed-a]

"Did someone say-... War?"

"Fuck yeah mate! I'd kill every winged bitch"

[sillymuses]

"Earth lingo is so...confusing." But he must learn it if he seeks to infiltrate their society. Time to look into what this....rizz and milf word means.

One search later.

"I hate this planet. The research wasn't worth it. I'm going to go drown my eyes out with paste if you'll excuse me."

[peppy-jester]

"False. I'm the sexiest one. Fite me"

"Was just joking, don't fite me. I'm just a fragile little imp... hot mess at best"

[dis--parity]

"—?!"

"...!"

As if they had a shared spidey-sense, the presence of a hot woman has hit the both of them like a life-changing epiphany.

[fadewalking]

Look, look. What happened to Varric was a regrettable accident.

What happened to Rook was regrettably purposeful but you try being in a prison of regrets it's not fun ok 😭

[of-forossa-archived]

"... something has occurred."