#DIL Sockets

[electronic22]

What Are DIL Sockets and Why Are They Essential for Reliable IC Mounting?

Introduction: Why Do DIL Sockets Matter in Modern Electronics?

Dual In-Line (DIL) sockets, also known as DIP sockets, are foundational components in electronic design and manufacturing. These ingenious devices enable integrated circuits (ICs) to be easily mounted and replaced without requiring direct soldering to the board. Whether you're prototyping, repairing, or developing scalable designs, DIL sockets deliver unmatched flexibility, reliability, and protection. Their significance has only grown with the increasing complexity and miniaturization of circuits, offering a practical bridge between reusable hardware and robust design.

What Is a DIL Socket and How Does It Work?

A DIL socket is a mechanical connector with two parallel rows of contact pins designed to accommodate Dual In-Line Package (DIP) ICs. These sockets are mounted on printed circuit boards (PCBs) and serve as a host into which the ICs can be inserted or removed without risk of thermal damage or physical stress.

DIL sockets feature:

Two parallel rows of holes matching the DIP IC layout

Plated contact points to ensure stable electrical connections

Molded plastic bodies that resist heat and mechanical stress

Options ranging from 6 to 64 pins (and beyond) for various IC types

Their role is simple but powerful: make IC installation secure, reversible, and low-maintenance.

Why Choose DIL Sockets for Your PCB Projects?

When building or repairing PCBs, soldering directly onto the board is not always the best approach. DIL sockets offer several advantages that streamline your electronic assembly processes while safeguarding your components.

Key reasons to use DIL sockets:

Component Protection: Prevents heat damage during soldering by keeping ICs away from the soldering process.

Easy Maintenance: ICs can be swapped out or upgraded without desoldering, making repairs and modifications quick.

Cost-Effective Prototyping: Ideal for testing multiple ICs during development phases without damaging the board.

Reduced Wear on PCBs: Repeated IC replacement does not degrade the board’s pad or trace integrity.

ESD Isolation: Some DIL sockets come with built-in static protection features, helping shield sensitive ICs from electrostatic discharge.

What Types of DIL Sockets Are Available?

There’s no one-size-fits-all approach when it comes to DIL sockets. Several variants cater to different application needs—from basic home electronics to high-end embedded systems.

Common types of DIL sockets:

Turned Pin (Machined Pin) Sockets: High-quality, durable sockets with precision-machined contacts offering superior connectivity and long lifespan.

Stamped Pin Sockets: Economical options with stamped metal contacts, best for low-cost and temporary applications.

Open-Frame Sockets: Lightweight design ideal for space-sensitive applications.

Closed-Frame Sockets: Provide extra protection and rigidity, suitable for rugged environments.

Low-Profile Sockets: Reduce stack height, making them perfect for compact devices or portable electronics.

These variations help engineers select the right balance between cost, space, durability, and performance.

How to Select the Right DIL Socket for Your Project?

Choosing the appropriate DIL socket is vital to ensure the functionality and longevity of your circuit. Several factors must be considered based on your specific application.

What to look for:

Pin Count Compatibility: Match the socket’s pin count with the IC’s configuration (e.g., 8, 14, 16, 40 pins).

Pitch Size: Ensure the pitch (distance between pins) aligns with your PCB layout, usually 2.54mm for standard DIPs.

Contact Material: For better conductivity and resistance to oxidation, choose gold- or tin-plated contacts.

Operating Temperature Range: Match with your environmental conditions, especially for industrial or outdoor use.

Insertion Force: Low-force sockets reduce stress on IC pins, enhancing overall reliability.

Matching these specifications ensures smooth integration and long-term performance.

What Are the Typical Applications of DIL Sockets?

DIL sockets are found across numerous electronic applications—from hobbyist kits to mission-critical systems. Their versatility makes them an essential tool for anyone working with ICs.

Popular use cases:

Prototype Development: Ideal for temporary mounting of ICs during breadboarding or iterative testing.

Consumer Electronics: Used in TVs, DVD players, audio systems, and gaming consoles for easily replaceable logic circuits.

Educational Kits: Facilitates reusable learning tools for electronics students and hobbyists.

Industrial Control Systems: Enables fast field servicing of ICs in automation and monitoring equipment.

Retro Computing & Repairs: Crucial in repairing or upgrading vintage computers and devices using DIP ICs.

Microcontroller Boards: Commonly found in Arduino-compatible boards and DIY microcontroller projects.

Their plug-and-play nature simplifies design, reduces downtime, and enhances hardware sustainability.

Why Are DIL Sockets Still Relevant in an SMT-Dominated World?

Despite the rise of surface-mount technology (SMT), DIL sockets hold their ground in many modern applications. SMT may dominate mass production due to space-saving advantages, but for design flexibility, prototyping, and component longevity, DIL sockets remain unmatched.

Continued relevance stems from:

Tool-Free IC Swapping: No need for reflow ovens or hot-air rework stations.

Backward Compatibility: Supports legacy systems using DIP ICs.

DIY and Low-Volume Manufacturing: Enables small-scale developers to iterate designs affordably.

Field-Serviceability: Perfect for environments where rapid IC replacement is crucial.

In fact, many engineers intentionally design with DIP ICs and sockets to retain modularity and user-serviceability.

Conclusion: Are DIL Sockets the Unsung Heroes of PCB Design?

DIL sockets may not look flashy, but their impact on electronics design and usability is significant. They allow for safer soldering, easier maintenance, and smarter prototyping. For engineers who value durability, flexibility, and cost efficiency, DIL sockets are not just useful—they're indispensable.

Investing in the right DIL socket means protecting your ICs, your PCB, and ultimately, your entire project. Whether you're a seasoned designer or a curious hobbyist, this small component delivers big value.

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

There’s More To Her #8

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A Touch of Fantasy

AR boasted one of the largest and most prestigious photo studios in India. From supermodels to millionaires - they had all been dressed and photographed here. The likes of Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar often graced their covers on shoots held in this space. So nothing should have fazed Arnav Singh Raizada about the beauty and potential of the studio he owned.

Except this was the second time his heart skipped a beat. The first time, it had nothing to do with the studio - it was all about a woman dressed in a gossamer, scarlet red saree.

The lights were dimmed to mimic moonlight. Tall trees, with fairy lights for leaves, twinkled in the darkness. Translucent, stone studded drapes hung, filtering and reflecting the lights on their crystals. At the center was a white table, with matching chairs. There was a small candle, silver cutlery on the table and a few white roses scattered around the studio.

An artificial pond was constructed on both sides of the seating, with hundred floating candles, bathing the entire room in a soft, warm glow. Akash didn’t realise when Payal held his hand. They walked into the studio, in a trance, half in love with the beauty of everything and with each other.

The blue light, golden candles, transparent crystal studded drapes, Payal’s purple salwar and Akash’s white suit was aesthetically… perfect.

Khushi thought of all of this? Arnav turned to her, but was rendered speechless by her soft smile.

“Thank you Arnav ji, Aman ji had told me that you strictly instructed money not to be taken into account for Jiji’s first date-” Khushi’s breath hitched and smile fell at the intensity of his dark gaze. Many nights ago, he had looked at her in the exact manner. No, he couldn’t look at her like this. Not now, not when it was impossible.

“Khushi!” Arnav and Khushi snapped out of their eyelock as Payal ran and grabbed Khushi in her arms, swinging her in excitement.

“Why… you didn’t have to work so hard? When did you find the time? Khushi you shouldn’t have!” Payal fretted but couldn’t stop smiling. Khushi laughed and jumped in equal fervor.

“Offo Jiji, first tell me whether you like it or not.” Khushi asked.

“Like it? Khushi ji this is beyond what either of us expected!” Akash, finally finding words and Payal’s hand, told Khushi.

“Exactly, it’s as if we have-” Payal began, “-entered a fantasy.” Akash completed. Payal and Akash looked at each other, and immediately looked away, blush creeping up their cheeks.

“Alright, it’s our time to go.” Arnav said. No matter how enchanted he was by the setup, another minute of Akash and Payal’s romance would send him to the hospital for blood sugar - even if he wasn’t diagnosed with diabetes.

Khushi, on the other hand, scowled at the interruption. She wanted to sit and watch the entire exchange. Nothing interested her more than romance. In reality. Or on television. Or both - Kamlesh Tha Khabri Ab Pandit Ji, a show where her favorite news anchor married brides and grooms across the country was her current obsession.

“No really Khushi ji, this is very… very…” Akash cracked a wide toothed smile, the fashion analyst and romantic in him too satisfied by what he saw.

“Beautiful,” Arnav murmured. Khushi stiffened, noticing that Arnav wasn’t looking at the setup at all. In bringing out the best for Payal, Khushi had bared her heart and fantasies in front of the one man who quashed it all down. This was a mistake.

“You’ve nearly done better than Bhansali.” Akash brought Khushi out of her thoughts. And just like that, Khushi’s worries disappeared.

“Hey Devi Maiya! Really?” Khushi shrieked.

“Bhansali? Is he a photographer or-” Arnav frowned, the name seeming familiar.

“-arrey Sanjay Leela Bhansali! Hindi film director.”

“Of course,” Arnav muttered.

“He’s known for his grand designs. Also, he has worked with everyone - Amitabh Bachchan ji, Aishwarya ji, Shah Rukh ji, Salman ji-” Khushi gushed, “-but Akash ji, you’re quick to catch my reference. And you’re being too kind!” Akash scoffed at her humility.

“No way! It’s one thing to see a song and another to bring it to life. This is a replica of Chand Chupa-”

“Baadal Main!” Khushi shrieked, yanking a bemused Payal’s hand. If anything, Akash and Khushi’s budding friendship only made her fall faster and harder Akash.

“No, the moon does not hide. Scientifically it’s a matter of perception-” Khushi and Akash simultaneously rolled their eyes.

“They’re talking about a song in a film.” Payal clarified. Arnav had the grace not to turn red out of embarrassment.

“Yes, I was only speaking about the futility of this metaphor. Thank goodness I’ve never seen such films-” Payal signaled Arnav to stop talking. He did, after noticing Khushi gawking at him.

“You… you’ve NEVER SEEN Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam?!”

“No-” Arnav, belatedly caught Payal miming a movement of a belt buckle. What the hell? Payal wears belts? What shitty move is this? Oh shit… is this a Salman Khan film?

“And you’ve NEVER seen Chand Chupa Badal Main?” Khushi emphasized, forgetting the man in front of her refrained from almost any and every Salman Khan film.

“Chand Chupa Badal Main!” She stressed, wildly gesticulating to the entire studio. Arnav nodded negatively. Payal’s plan to rescue Arnav from Khushi’s hysteria was interrupted with Akash handing her a white rose. It was a nice interruption.

Khushi unpinned her dupatta and lifted the white translucent fabric high in the air. The faint glow of the candles and moonlight danced across her face.

“Chand Chupa-” Khushi’s smile halted at his haunted eyes. Arnav’s hand itched to pull the fabric away. Against every will, his hand rose.

“Khushi ji,” Akash said. Arnav froze and violently tucked his hand back into his pocket. Khushi dropped her dupatta like a hot coal. “Bhai has not even seen the film, so the song’s a long shot! But I have-”

It’s the precise moment Akash realized his brother was staring at him.

“I have… heard, heard about my film. During my tenth board exams, when I left for tuition classes - my friends told me about the film. I did not watch it. I did not skip classes - Bhai you know me.” Payal gripped Akash’s arm to stop his verbal diarrhea.

“Your tenth grade results suddenly make a lot of sense.” Arnav folded his arms, staring at a pale Akash.

“What are you saying Bhai?! I got ninety four percent, despite watching-” Payal pinched his arm. Khushi, if not worried about her to-be-brother-in-law’s future at the hands of his brother, would have cooed at Payal’s concern.

“-birds.” Akash croaked, “and Bhai, you were anyways miles away at Harvard. It’s not that you would’ve known-”

“Known how wonderfully talented Khushi is!” Payal interjected. Akash nodded, so quickly that Khushi was afraid his head might fall off. Seriously, what’s the big deal? It’s not that Arnav ji would kill Akash ji for watching a Salman Khan film!

Khushi opened her mouth to pacify the Laad Governor, and with one look she chose to her right to remain silent. Arnav positively glowered, and because of the dim light one wouldn’t see the smoke fuming out of his nose and ears.

“I love how pretty this is!” Payal continued, “The fairy lights, roses, moonlight, pond, table, chair, candles” Payal pointed at each element.

“Candles… Khushi, you told Aman to switch off the fire sprinklers for the studio, right?” Arnav turned to a very still Khushi.

“Khushi ji must have done that, she’s worked here before.” Akash supported her.

“Exactly,” Arnav glared at her.

“A few-” Arnav raised an eyebrow, “-hundred candles won’t cause any trouble-” Khushi whispered and at that precise moment, the fire sprinklers activated with an alarm.

The candles, studio’s decorations, Akash’s dreams, Payal’s expectations and Khushi’s plans were sufficiently doused.

---

With Payal in the washroom and Akash in the AR wardrobe, post his wise decision of bringing spare clothes for the rest, Khushi murmured a prayer as Arnav dragged her to Akash’s office.

He pushed back his wet hair and thumped an empty vase in the center of Akash’s table.

“Ar-”

“Shut up!” He stormed to his cabin and returned, a bunch of white roses in his hand. With brutal force he pushed the stems into the vase. Khushi stood in the corner, her hands folded ahead of her like a naughty child punished by a school teacher.

Arnav grumbled, the fairy light trees were- thankfully - waterproof. As Arnav bent to pick one heavy tree up, Khushi edged forward to help.

“Don’t!” He barked. She quickly resumed to her position, fidgeting with the edge of her wet dupatta.

“Fuck!” He exclaimed as none of the lights switched on. Khushi tiptoed by him and put the plug into the socket. Arnav glared at her as the lights came to life. He removed his wet coat, vest and tie and handed it to her.

“Ar-”

“Just stand here.” He ordered and rolled back his sleeves. With a swift squat he picked up two heavy trees and deposited them on the corners of Akash’s office.

“Unbelievable! You are unbelievable Khushi Kumari Gupta! THIS was your plan? Tell me, does any stupid song of yours have a rain sequence?” Arnav huffed.

“Tip tip barsa pani-” Khushi squeaked as Arnav shot her a glare, “No I mean you asked about a rain song… no of course that’s not going to come into real life! You don’t have to be upset - it’s not a Salman Khan song!” She stepped back as Arnav marched towards her, his anger rising at every statement.

“It’s Akshay ji and Raveena ji’s song. He wears a brown suit while she wears a yellow saree an-and I’m sorry!” Khushi clutched her eyes shut.

“I don’t care who’s song it is! I don’t care what they’re wearing. This is Akash’s first date with a woman he wants to marry and that’s all I care about!” Arnav growled and slapped his palm against the wall.

“I didn’t do this purposely! And it’s not just your brother’s first date - it’s also my sister’s!” Khushi jutted her chin, matching his temperament. How dare he accuse her! It was just an accident! But his eyes bored into hers, as if he believed she was intentionally capable of ruining things.

“Why is it so easy for you to believe the worst of me?” Khushi choked up. Arnav lost his grip, his palms slid off the wall, his anger replaced by confusion.

“I don’t-”

“Bhai, Payal and I got some clothes for you and Khushi ji,” Arnav and Khushi sprang away from each other.

“You’re wearing-”

“A brown suit. And I took the liberty of getting a charcoal grey one for-” Akash stopped, realising Arnav and Khushi were gawking at him.

“What happened?”

Payal had appeared, draped in a canary yellow saree.

Khushi, warily, turned to a shocked Arnav.

“You’re fucking kidding me!”

---

Glossary:

Dupatta = stole, Chaand Chupa Baadal Main = the moon hides in the clouds (a song in the film, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam), Offo = a common expression in Hindi-Urdu speaking regions, used for expressing the feeling for something that is just too much, something like Oh My God, Oh Man!, etc., Kamlesh Tha Khabri Ab Pandit Ji = Kamlesh was a new journalist, now he’s a priest, Tip Tip Barsa Pani = water fell, drop by drop (a song in the film, Mohra). 

A/N: I hope you all liked this update. But what's important is the #BlackLivesMatter protests happening in America across the world. Let's support in any and every way we can.

Study. Support. Speak.

Love,

S

Also read it on: Wattpad

[poubelle-squelette]

It just occurred to me that it'd be hilarious if at some point, when ever sans and reader are doing-the-do, that he whips out the secret santa pink dildo, even as a joke xD

//the gift was eventually given to the correct recipient but for the sake of the ask....

Hazardous for Work Place // HFWP

Sans pulled out the pink dildo, holding it shyly in his hands. Fingers clicking against the silicone. “so uh...i thought we could...” he clutched it a little tighter. “would you be...uh...interested?”

You looked at the dildo quizzically. “I mean, sure, I guess, but you can make a dick. Two even. I mean, you can even detach it if you don’t want to do the extra work. Is this going to do anything for you?”

Sans started turning a bright blue. “no, no. like. uh. i thought maybe...you could. yanno...for me.”

“Oh!” you exclaimed, feeling silly that you hadn’t picked up on it. You reached over and grabbed the dildo from his hands. “Of course!”

“oh uh,heh. really? you’ll do it?”

“I’d love nothing more than to stick my cock into your vagina,” you said, as straight faced as possible.

...

You both dissolved into laughter.

“your dirty talk could use some work,” Sans said, leaning back onto a pillow. 

“It...dil-doesn’t!”

“hot damn i almost came on the spot,” he said with a wink. He relaxed a bit and a blue vagina appeared in his pelvis where his dick normally was. You moved over onto your stomach in front of him, dildo in your hands.

It looked...like a normal vagina. Just blue. 

“...Do you need...uh...foreplay?” you asked, reaching over and rubbing where the clit was supposed to be. “Where...? Sans where is your clit?”

“benefit of magic genitals is that it feels good everywhere,” he said, almost a little smugly. 

Your finger went in without resistance. You watched with intrigue as it went in and disappeared. He didn’t feel wet like you did when aroused, but your finger slid around easily and you could feel the spongy texture paired with a soft tingle prickling your finger. Huh. 

You took your finger out and positioned the dildo at his entrance, using it to rub along his outer lips and where his clit would be if he needed one (smug ass skeleton). 

You could tell without asking that Sans was enjoying himself, as he let his eye sockets shut and he spread his legs open a little further for you. You used the dildo to trace small circles around his hole before gently pushing in. 

Despite the change in size from your finger to the dildo, you still had little resistance as you pushed further.

you started to thrust in and out of him, still half expecting the dildo to go straight through his vagina and into his pelvis. You picked up the speed, pushing as deep as the dildo would allow. 

Sans’s breathing quickened as he made little sounds. This only encouraged you as you used your free hand to grasp onto his floating ribs, grating your fingernails over the inner part of the bone. 

“ahh-hh, shhit,” Sans mumbled, putting his hands over his face. “keep goin.”

You complied, reaching towards his spine, a spot you knew would cause him to-

“ah, sh-fuck,” he hissed as a pool of blue magic spilled out and dribbled onto the bedspread.

[askbittysinners]

now now, no need to be greedy. *she denies the dildos from his eye sockets and places them aside, wanting to use them later* -Dil

Fresh growls at you, blinking rapidly and flicking his eyelights back on. 

“Get off. I’m gonna screw ya til you cant walk straight.”

[the-community-mascara]

Year 2 part 2!

~ "GIVE ME BACK MY REDBULL YOU LITTLE BITCH"

~ "who's your step mom?"

"How could you miss her?"

~ "Y'all know that feeling when you have a grandma that's actually just ants?"

"No Aaron what the fuck?"

~ "Did you cheat on me when I specifically asked you not to? "

~"me and your brother accidently matched on tinder "

~ "do you have anymore Disney Channel bops?"

~ *all girls banging out to Disney Music*

~ *takes pants off and change falls* "OH NO MAH CHANGE I forgot I went to McDonald's..."

~ "did someone piss in your dance tights?"

~ "I THINK I JUST STARTED MY PERIOD IN KATIE'S VICTORIA SECRET UNDERWEAR!!"

~ *a lead doing an entire fucking show in the "hewwo" Voice™*

~ "I love being covered in glitter in a none kinky way"

~ "ok Dave is gone now I'm emo"

~ "this tastes like detergent."

"That's a shirt."

~ "the Empire State Building. The forbidden butt plug."

~ "Teddy don't you dare put your hand in the broken plug socket"

~ "go get a janitor to open the dressing rooms also we can see your whole ass through those jeans."

~ "those aren't boobies those are my butt cheeks."

~ "y'all are weird. Sitting like normies."

"Did you just say 'y'all are weird?' You are sitting on the side of the wall and you are CALLING US WEIRD?? I'm joking you're fine."

~ "guys the community mascara is missing" (Yes this is the reason behind my name)

~ "Just because his mom is in my mom's Bible study, doesn't mean I'm gonna be PG. I'm gonna tell him he's being a dick bag ass face"

~ "ASMR Roleplay: Tinkerbell Does Your Makeup"

~ "I don't want my mom to buy me a dildo."

"My brother bought my dad a dildo as a gag gift. My dad was like... No thanks.. So my brother took it. It's name is Mr. Dil. You can often find Mr. Dil on the couch, watching t.v."

~ "do you think I could penguin slide down the stairs?"

~"20 years ago I died at the age of 13."

"You're 20?!?!"

~ "I know you are a good driver and everything but I could not comfortably get into a car you are driving and not have a panic attack."

~ "would you consider yourself potty trained?"

"Most days. You?"

"He would not consider me potty trained."

~ "listen here you rich fuck you probably have airpods"

"I have Android"

~ "I BOUGHT A WHOLE FUCKING GALLON OF MILK"

~ "if you wanna cry you gotta ask me first"

"She said fry but alright"

"Oh"

~ *a person is walking down the auditorium on the seats rather than the floor*

"Why are you like this? Why can't you do anything normally?"

"Damn she just roasted you."

Shit Theatre Kids Say!

Hello, here are some of the random shit I've seen/heard/said/done at rehearsal or backstage during shows. This is by no means all of them. Just some of them, about my first year of doing theatre's worth, which was two years ago.

~"You are predictably dickish"

~"Wait I thought sausage was from cows!!"

~"Singing? In a MUSICAL? Never"

~"Just for your information I have a very small penis"

~ A girl to our choreographer-"Where is your black shirt, sister?"

Our male and very gay choreographer-"Laying on my bed right next to your boyfriend"

~"Ow I just hit myself in the head with a noose!"

~"Gets on stage face totally brown but body looking whiter than Uncle Sam on a cracker"

"What?" *hysterical laughter*

"That's my thing now, like I am whiter than Uncle Sam on a cracker"

~(To the tune of What I've been looking for from high school musical) "This feeling's like no other. I really want sleep! I've never had somewhere I really want to be, LIKE MY BED!"

~"Who's Betsy Ross's husband?"

"Jesus"

~"if you're fat, what am i? A beluga whale?"

~"I can't even! I can only odd!"

"What the fuck"

~"It's a beautiful day you guys!"

"It's a beautiful day for a murder"

"True"

~"You're a chill dick?"

~"My favorite human is probably Mickey Mouse"

~"...Beating her husband?!"

"I thought she was a lesbian!"

~"I need some MILK"

~"You have all that business to mind and you're still in mine?!"

~ *at Larosa's for a cast party* *one guy puts a very tiny dinosaur in the parmesan cheese shaker*

~ "wow you guys its brighter than all of our futures in here!" (We had just gotten into school on a Saturday and every light was off)

~"Unlock the door before I use my epic Vagina muscles" (We were locked out of the dressing rooms on a Saturday show)

~ "I'm so hungry can (our director) get here soon?! It's half an hour past when we were supposed to be here! I'm so hungry - you know what, fuck it. I'm eating this dandelion." *she then eats the dandelion and not five minutes later our director pulls up* "THERE IS A GOD"

~ "I wanna fuck the moon"

~ "Keegan you are literally an abortion fail. Shut the fuck up."

~"Almost all the guys here are adorable, but like, no hetero"

~"Why did you get me started on babies? I fucking hate babies"

~"That curtain just wiped me clean bro! It went straight up my backside!"

~"Old people blood is different it's dusty"

~"That's not blood! It's a thong!"

~"Eggrolls"

~ one of our warmups is that one episode of Spongebob (First you do this... Spin around... STOP!) and the first show our senior who leads us in starts it and another senior just "I FUCKING HATE SPONGEBOB"

"GET OUT LYDIA NO ONE LOVES YOU" was everyone's response.

~ our cast is going through warmups and our last one is putting our hands in "what team? Wildcats!" And well this happened

"WHAT TEAM???"

"WILDCA-"

"guys the audience can hear you!!!"

*very hushed voices* "what team?"

"wildcats!"

~(one of the dresses in the dressing rooms looks like it belongs in the 17/1800's probs cuz it does but one girl put it one bc she didn't have one) *spins around* "Betsy Ross who?"

~ I had to get chased through multiple scenes and everytime I got off stage, heart racing, I'd lean over to the nearest person and whisper- "I do more running on this stage than I ever do in gym class"

~ one time when I was running off stage I ran straight into this one kid who was technically in eighth grade but still part of our cast bc we needed guys.

~ the guy who chased me always fucked around with different runs

~ "my blood is basically Wendy's"

~ between shows on Saturday me and a few friends went to Wendy's... Then a few more people showed up... Then it was an impromptu cast party. No one said a name for our orders so the lady just put "Drama"

~ literally everybody but our Larkin running lines for her songs. And Larkin wanted to murder them all.

~ "I'm sorry you guys, but the air con broke in the backstage hallway and the auditorium. So we have box fans. If you guys wanna risk it, go get the haunted fan from the band room."

~ while at Wendy's the ice machine started randomly pouring ice and we all just looked at each other. "Sorry guys, the ghost followed us." Was uttered to the workers

~ "literally the only reason I'm still alive is because I really wanna do a show about lesbians in the 1930's but I cant do it next year if I'm dead."

~ "what's up there anyway?" (Asked about the loft where students are forbidden to go)

"Oh that's the suicide ladder."

"Why??"

"Our director fell off of it a few years back and nearly died. We aren't allowed up there."

~ "I hate to say it you guys but we have to use the pillows from the sex couch"

"why do you guys call it the sex couch?"

"Long story short, it glows under a blacklight and that means either blood or semen and let's face it, this is high school."

- before everyone needs to start getting ready we have a lip sync battle through the sound system.

~ "you guys I just realized that our A.P. Gov. Final and Opening night are the same day. I'm gonna die."

~ "CAN I KEEP THE GOBLET OF FAILURE?!" (In reference to a goblet our lead threw on opening night that then shattered)

"If you want to"

~ the entire cast had to fall down during one of the dances at the end. This lead to many "paint me like one of your French girls" Scenes. So many, that the line got banned.

~ an in depth conversation during intermission about three porn videos one of the leads has seen. 1) instead of moaning normal things, the girl moans "oh my goodness" Super fast, he didn't finish it he was laughing so hard. 2) it's in an art studio, and the guy is tickling the girl with a paint brush, then shoves it in - not her vagina, but her urethra. He didn't finish that one. 3) the guy spit, directly into the girls asshole. He finished that one.

We were laughing so hard, that we nearly missed it when the overture started.

~ "it is so hot my sweat is sweating"

~ "are you dab fanning me?"

~ "WHO MOVED MY SHARP THINGY?"

~ "get me my letter!"

~ "bro"

~ *everyone mouthing the lines the people on stage are saying*

~ *over exaggerated lip syncing to songs happening in front of a curtain as we all wait behind the curtain*

~ "where is the person helping me strip him?"

~ "Kroger is just nicer people's Walmart"

~ *everyone getting ready and quoting vines*

~ "free sh- fre sha va cado"

"What?"

~ "who's stepping on my shoes?! Who- oh it's me."

~ "I have to get home! I have a wife and kids!"

"You're 12"

"SIMS"

~ *the boys dressing room prank calls random restaurants*

~ *I have my legs up while I'm sitting on the dressing room table* *my friend slaps my bare leg* "that's a nice slab of meat ma'am"

~ " Can someone explain why it's called Buffalo Wild Wings if Buffalo don't have wings?"

"It's Buffalo sauce on chicken wings, Cayenne."

"Oh!"

~ "OOH draw me as a furry!" (Said by a twelve year old)

~ "Maddi... Draw me a chicken!"

~ (there is a stool in the girls dressing room that is so falling apart the seat is all duct tape and it comes off, it looks horrid.) "Hey guys look! It's the butt stool"

~ "hey gals the fun has arrived!"

(Everyone at the same time): "the fun has been here"/"Where is she?"

~ "someone just dropped their foot! I mean their shoe!"

~ "you only have 3/4 leg to shave and 1 and 1/4 leg to not shave"

Feel free to add on with the weirdest shit you guys have heard theatre kids say!

[madhavikunte]

A defining moment

"Tum mujhse naraz ho? Bohot jyada naraz ho?"

"Thodasa" said Abir faking anger.

"Lekin tum sirf dost nahi ho Abir. Dost se badhkar ho... aur mai tumhe khud se thodasa bhi naraz nahi rehne dungi!!"

At that very moment Kunal walked in...

And when he saw her standing in the close proximity of his brother, his protective instincts kicked in.

" What are you doing here? Stop buttering bhai, ok? Jab tak mai yahan hoon tumhari daal nahi galne doonga. Mai tumhe bhai ko emotionally manipulate nahi karne dunga. You get that?"

"NANKO!" Abir says " kya bol raha hai..."

"Bhai apko kuch nahi pata. Mai is ladki ko achche se janta hoon. Pehle sympathy gain karegi aur phir apna kaam nikalwa legi apse."

"Shut up Nanko! Ye koi tarika hai baat karne ka?"

"Tum abhi bhi yahi khadi ho? Gayi nahi? Mujhe bhai se important baat karni hai, so you just leave, ok."

Mishti looks at Kunal with a resigned expression. Why does he have to be so difficult every single time!

"Ok" she was about to leave when Abir signals her to stay. "Nanko, Mishti yahaan kaam se ayi hai. Mere school mei bhi aur mere room mei bhi. To use apni baat poori kar lene do. Mai tumse thodi der mei milta hoon."

"Lekin bhai..."

"Nanko..."

"Aisi bhi kaunsi important baat karni hai ise? Kaunsa saal bhar ka balance sheet discuss karne ayi hai jo baad mein nahi aa sakti? Anyways, mai ye keh raha tha ki..."

"Kunal mai Abir se..." says Mishti.

" Will you just shut up?" Kunal almost snapped at her.

"NANKO!!" Abir raised his voice.

He was trying his level best not to lose his cool. But Kunal was now getting on his nerves. He was not going to take Mishti's insult lightly. No one... just no one can dare to insult a lady in front of Abir Rajvansh. And Mishti was special. She, was the love of his life and he will readily give up his own life for her honour. He had decided in that split second that enough is enough. He won't take any crap coming her way, especially from Kunal.

"Kisi posh building ke AC conference room mei table par baithkar dinbhar discussion nahi karta to kya mera kaam important nahi hai? "

"Bhai maine aisa kab kaha?"

"To meri meetings mei itne disturbances kyu aarahe hai?" Abir was curt. And kunal got the message loud and clear. His bhai was upset and he didn't want to be the reason for it.

"Mai apse baad mei milta hoon. Aap pehle apni meeting Khatam kar lo bhai." He shot an angry glance at Mishti and turned to go.

"Jaate wakt darwaza band karte Jana. Mai nahi chahta ki koi mujhe dobara disturb kare."

With that Kunal walked out, silently closing the door behind him.

"I am sorry Mishti. "

"Sorry to mai kahne ayi thi. Tum kyu keh rahe ho?"

"Kunal ko tumse aise baat nahi karni chahiye thi..."

"It's ok. Aur wise bhi usne jo bhi kaha wo important nahi hai."

"To kya important hai Mishti?"

"Tum"

"Kyu?"

"Bas ho."

"Mishti..."

"Abir, pata hai... jab courtship mei thi to badi confused thi mai. Samajh nahi aa raha tha ki rishta sahi hai ya nahi. Upar se bahar Walon ke taane, gharwalon ke expectations... mai decision nahi le pa rahi thi. Wait kar rahi thi ki koi ishara mile. Har baar tumhari raye janana chahti thi. Tab nahi samjh pai, par ab janti hoon ki tum kitne important ho. Tum kya sochte ho, wo mere liye kitna important hai."

"Mai kabhi kuch bhi aisa nahi karna chahti jo tumhe achcha na lage. Mai apni life mei bahut kuch kho chuki hoon. Humari dosti mere liye Sab kuch hai. Mai is dosti ko nahi khona chahti. Mai tumhe nahi khona chahti Abir! "

Mishti turned away from him. She was facing the mirror now. Looking at him in the mirror, she said,

"Mai aisa koi decision nahi lena chahti jo humari dosti ko affect kare. I hope you understand Abir..." Abir was also looking at her in the mirror.

He was keenly observing her. He wanted to gauge where all this was headed. At the same time, he didn't want to push her. Mishti was already stressing herself by revisiting her unpleasant memories and he didn't want to add up to the pressure that was mounting on her. He genuinely wanted to comfort her. He was longing to ease her worries and wipe out her insecurities. But at her pace. He did not want to rush. That would only complicate matters.

He wanted to help her. "Tum is baat ki tension bilkul mat lo. Ye dosti jitni tumhare liye important hai utni hi mere liye bhi hai. I do understand your feelings... Mishti." He said with an understanding smile.

"No you don't..."

"Mishti" he said "tumhe jitna time lena hai tum le sakti ho. Mai yahi hoon. Tumhe chodkar kahi nahi jaunga."

"Kitni ajeeb baat hai na Abir, jab time chahiye tha to koi dene ke liye tayyar nahi tha. Aur ab..."

"Ab kya?"

At times it takes forever to take a small decision in life, just because we keep waiting for the right moment. But sometimes its only a split second thats needed to take life's most important decisions. That was exactly what was happening with Mishti!

" I am scared Abir. Mujhe taane sunne ki aadat hai. Jab khushiyan aati hai to dar lagta hai... phir se disappoint hone ka."

"Tumhe mujhpar, humare rishte par kya itna bhi bharosa nahi hai ?"

"Mujhe apni kismat par bharosa nahi hai. Jo khushiyan dikhayi de rahi hai, pata nahi unpar mera hak hai bhi ya nahi... "and she faced him.

Abir lovingly put his hand on her head. He said "Ye khushiyan tumhari hi hain Mishti. Ab inhe accept karna hai ya jane dena hai, wo tumhe khud decide karna hai. Just remember one thing. I'll always stand by you. No matter what you decide."

" I think humein ab bahar chalna chahiye. Kaafi der ho gayee hai. " with that, he walked out of the room...

Abir came out of the room and almost bumped into Kunal and Kuhu!

...When Abir patted on her head, she felt as if a huge burden was being lifted off her head. She felt so calm and composed now.

She noticed the picture of heart was still in her hand. She smiled looking at it. She rushed out to find Abir. She had finally made her decision and she wanted to tell him that... and so much more!

Outside the room, Abir was surprised to find Kunal and Kuhu together. Them being together was not really a surprise but what they had done was definitely surprising. It was dusk already and the whole school campus was lit up with fairy lights!

"Bhai! Why did you take so long? See what we have done? Un gundon ke pakde Jane ki khushi mei Humne saare school ko decorate kiya hai. Humne poore school premises mei apke favourite lights laga diye hai. kaisa laga apko humara surprise?"

Abir was still processing all this, when Mishti rushed outside.

"Abeeeeerr...."

He turned back to see her running towards him. Why was she yelling at the top of her voice? Was something wrong? Did she hurt herself inside? All kinds of thoughts came flooding into his head and he was so overwhelmed by the site of her rushing towards him!

"Kya Hua? Tum theek to ho? Kahin chot to nahi aayi na? Aise kyu chilla rahi thi?"

"Mai theek hoon. Tumhe kuch batana tha. Infact, tumse kuch kehna tha."

"Oye tragedy queen, pehle saans to lele. Aisa bhi kya excitement hai?" Said Kuhu.

Kunal was as always irritated by her appearance.

"Jo bhi bolna hai baad mei bolna. Abhi mai bhai ko lighting dikhane le ja raha hoon." "Chaliye bhai..."

Mishti side stepped Kunal and handed over the picture of heart to Abir. He looked at the picture, then at her. Even before he could react she said, "Maine decide kar liya hai Abir. Mujhe khush rehna hai."

A small grin made its way on Abir's face.

Mishti held both his hands and kneeled down in front of him...

"Jiss se bhi Milte ho use apna bana lete ho,

Parayon ke liye bhi tum jaan ki bazi lagaa dete ho!

Jab bhi milte ho, kuch naya sikhate ho,

Har mushkil ko meri tum door bhagaate ho!"

Abir couldn't believe his ears! Mishti was actually proposing him!!

"Kabhi kabhi sochti hoon tum itne lambe kaise ho,

insaan ho ya koi khambe ho!!"

Buy now the small grin had turned into a huge smile. He knelt down facing her. They were at eye level now, still holding each other's hands. She continued...

"Shayari karte ho badi funny,

You are super cute like a bunny..

Itne ajeeb ho, lekin kitne cool ho!

Garden ka phool ho ya mechanic ka koi super tool ho?"

Mishti was in her element now and Abir was on cloud nine!

"Jaise bhi ho bahut achche ho,

Tum dost bade sachche ho!

SOS call Hamare ho,

Tum pass ho to iraade humare nek kaise ho?

Tumhare bina Chalegi nahi life mein scooty ho ya car,

You are my stepney mere yaar!

Mister ajeeb insaan,

Tum ban gaye ho meri jaan!"

"Mishti!!" Abir was spellbound by her way of expression. Probably for the very first time in his life, he was falling short of words.

"Tumhare pyar mein ghayal hai ek voilent Sherni...

Forever ke liye tumhari ho gayi yeh tumhari angry chorni!"

It felt like eternity when they were lost in each other. Kunal gulped hard and Kuhu's eyes were bulging out of their eye sockets in disbelief.

Finally Abir got up and helped Mishti get back on her feet. Her face was radiating happiness. Mishti wiped a lone tear that ran down Abir's face.

He held her hand on his cheek for a moment and then kissed her palm.

The hopelessly in love, die hard romantic poet in Abir finally found a few words to express his feelings...

"Muddaton ke baad hogi ye baat bhi poori,

Nahi rahegi humari kahaani ab adhoori.

Kayi mushkilon ke baad, aya hai haathon mein apka haath,

Wada karte hai har kadam par nibhayenge hum apka saath.

Hai kasam pyar ki humein, ye haath nahi chodenge,

Bharosa kiya hai jo apne, kabhi nahi todenge.

Anmol the moti jo apki ankhon se bahe...

Kayi gum masoom se is dil ne sahe..

Ab in palkon mei sapne basayenge,

Hum apka anchal sitaron se sajayenge.

Is dil ka har dard mitayenge,

Yeh pyar hum mar kar bhi nibhayenge!"

They embraced each other, with Mishti resting her head on his bare chest (he had still not buttoned his shirt!) And he gently held her at her waist.

The two soulmates found their way to each other's heart. Their future seemed as bright as the fairy lights. And the bright starry sky watching over the lovely couple as their guarding angel.

What a lovely sight to behold! 😍

[r666peach]

Ho socket mein tere, yeh plug pin mere Tu charge karde mera, dil shaam savere In your socket, I want to plug in my pin So that you charge my heart day and night

Best lyrics ever.

[osmlyrics]

Chuski Lyrics - Arko Pravo Mukherjee, Sonu Kakkar

Lyrics of Chuski song from Jack & Dil are here: The song is sung by Arko Pravo Mukherjee and Sonu Kakkar from a romantic comedy film “Jack & Dil”. It music has composed by Arko Pravo Mukherjee, and lyrics are written by Vayu. The movie is directed by Sachin P Karande, starring Amit Sadh, Arbaaz Khan, Sonal Chauhan, Evelyn Sharma, Rajdeep Choudhury, Sachin Parekh & Rajeev Mehera. Song - Chuski Info - Singers Arko Pravo Mukherjee, Sonu Kakkar Music Arko Pravo Mukherjee Lyrics Vayu Movie Jack & Dil Director Sachin P. Karande Starring Amit Sadh, Arbaaz Khan, Sonal Chauhan, 

Evelyn Sharma, Rajdeep Choudhury, Sachin Parekh & Rajeev Mehera Music Label Zee Music Company

Chuski Lyrics

Uthti subah ko, aisi uthti talab Ke bed pe chai ho, na maane mere lab Kahe jhoom, chuski mein jhoom Chuski mein jhoom, chuski mein jhoom Chuski mein jhoom, chuski mein jhoom (x2)   Jaisi jiski marzi, sab ko de energy Ye dharm jaat na puchhti hai… Ho faqeer ya Raja, cup le kar aaja Yeh bhala bura naa sochti hai… (x2)

(Rap) Khud saare socket, chhootte hain rocket Bulbs saa jaale dimag mein Jeene nahin milti, tu jis pe ubalti hai Dil bhi jaale us aag mein Chhorri wali borhi jaan, is ko pi ke phir jawan Ashiqui ha ye budhape ki Sesh de yeh patton ko Narm kar de biscuito ko Bhulaa de jahaan ke siyappe bhi

Hari patti kaali patti, jo mili ubali patti, Chhooti si nirali patti, muh mein agai sali patti Jitna bada cup, lage utni chai sexy, Choti chhooti dose mein bhi hai alag si,

Milna milana ho to ya break le ke jana ho to, Ek hi bahana chai koi bhi bahana ho Ye ghar mein to cool hai ice mein qabool ha Zindagi machine hai ye gress ha ye gul hai,

Beta aisi dhoondh bahu (Beta aisi dhoondh bahu) Chai banaye jo aflatoon (Chai banaye jo aflatoon)

Uske hathon ki pyaali mein (Uske hathon ki pyaali mein) Roz subah mein sahnaan krun (Roz subah mein sahnaan krun)

Jaisi jiski marzi, sab ko de energy Ye dharm jaat na puchhti hai… Ho faqeer ya Raja, cup le kar aaja Yeh bhala bura naa sochti hai… (x2)

(Rap) Khud saare socket, chhootte hain rocket Bulbs saa jaale dimag mein Jeene nahin milti, tu jis pe ubalti hai Dil bhi jaale us aag mein Chhorri wali borhi jaan, is ko pi ke phir jawan Ashiqui ha ye budhape ki Sesh de yeh patton ko Narm kar de biscuito ko Bhulaa de jahaan ke siyappe bhi

Chuski mein jhoom, chuski mein jhoom Chuski mein jhoom, chuski mein jhoom (x2)

Hhmm.. jhoom!

from Blogger http://www.osm-lyrics.com/2020/06/chuski-lyrics-arko-pravo-mukherjee-sonu.html

[ask-gpt]

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[piscineatokyo]

Gerhard's restoration (cont') . Still working on the recapping of the twelve Reproduce Preamplifier PCBs . All old polarized caps removed, installed the 8-pin DIL sockets for the forthcoming NE5532 op-amps, re-routed the signals accordingly... recapping may now commence! 😉 . But first things first: before soldering the new capacitors in, they must be prepared by having their legs' pitch adapted so that the caps can be more easily and more quickly fitted into the holes of the PCB. . That means manually kinking each of the 120 capacitors x 2 legs per cap = 240 legs, one by one... . #Studer #A80 #A80VU #A80VUMKII #StuderA80 #StuderA80VU #StuderA80VUMKII #8track1inch #AnalogMultitrackTapeRecorder #Restoration #gerhardstuder #StrangeLoveAudio #StudioStrangeLove #StudioPiscineATokyo #LeBonDocteurPrager

[askbittysinners]

*she slowly but surely inserts the vibrator into his eye socket, turning on the vibrations* -Dil anon

Fresh’s wings flare and twitch and he moans shakily, hips thrusting into the empty air. Both eyelights go out and he starts drooling again, gripping your hand for stability and whimpering. 

[askbittysinners]

*she slowly removes the dildo from his eye socket, licking the rim of it* hehe—. you got so excited. -Dil anon

Fresh groans in disappointment, already missing the feeling. It takes him a couple of seconds to gather himself enough to flick his eyelights back on and he glares at you, panting.

“My sockets are really sensitive, dawg…”

[askbittysinners]

*casually thrusts the dildo in and out fresh’s eye socket* -Dil anon

Fresh paws at your hand, whining, pale purple drool leaking out the corner of his mouth. He humps the air slightly, magic starting to form in his pelvis.

[askbittysinners]

but i’m already touching you. no need to be so greedy~ *she begins to roll the vibrator around in his eye socket* -Dil

Fresh’s breath hitches and he shudders, pointedly thrusting against you.

“T-thats not what I meant and you- hnng~ know it, brah!”