#DIVORCED!!!!!
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according to my snap ive known damon albarn is divorced for a year
(fic coming soon)
#girlblogging#manic pixie dream girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girl interrupted syndrome#spotify#damon albarn#im insane#blur band#divorced!!!!!
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Morgan and Saif aren't boyfriends or best friends forever and ever with heavy homoerotic undertones OR lovers but a secret fourth thing:.....
#DIVORCED!!!!!#divorced that stills lingers and maybe or maybe not you called your one nightstand by your ex's name divorced#i had te get rid of some of your stuff bc it just BURNED me to see it but CAN'T get rid of certain particular thing bc of the story™#I try to pretend everything is fine that I moved on but I catch myself thinking of you. AGAIN.#I tell myself that you moved on unlike someone. but once you finally gathered enough courage throughout the years to say that out loud it#still sounds as fake as it did when you first thought of it#in your bed when the self harming thoughts that your brain is trying to assault you with are getting overwhelming that they turn ridiculous#woe is me you chuckled and get out of bed because it wasn't the end of the world. you survived before him and will do after him.#and yet... something in your hindbrain perks up when you catch that maybe he hasn't moved on. you just muffle it.#the kind of divorce that get you sighting at thing it remainds you of him. DESPITE you serving the divorced papers. yet can't help it.#sometimes just ordering the same plate he always did because you know it by heart but don't have the stomach to eat it even though your gut#are protesting#just two normal divorced men ☺👐😍#diversity wins!!!!! they got gay divorced!!!!
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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
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Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.
If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.
Edit: Family members and friends are cutting their MAGA friends and family off all over, and for good reason!
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The family's fighting again.
#deltarune#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune spoilers#kris deltarune#kris dreemurr#tenna#tenna deltarune#ant tenna#technically#toriel#asgore#asgoriel#asgoriel divorce#sorry guys I got emotional#toby fox just make kris happy PLEASE#THANK YOU to that one person who wrote an image ID!!!#my art
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
#no shade (ha) to 50 shades. ive never actually read it so idk if its good#but imo the idea of creating an au fanfic thats so divorced from the original work is boring! why are you even making a fanfic atp#the only good fanfic is when you can tell the author loves the source material and uses it#the best fanfics ive ever read could never be published as actual books because it wouldnt work without the context of the original story
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the very normal host and crew of a public access tv station
#deltarune#tenna deltarune#elnina#lanino#spamton#spamtenna#I <3 DIVORCE#art#nonhuman character luc really likes rite of passage: Youre Black Now#utdr#deltarune chapter 3
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You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.
EDIT: Glad to see this post take off. Ironically I've not been able to smoke for almost 4 months because of an injury that landed me in a nursing home. Please help me keep the apartment I am trying to get well enough to move back to.
#idc if you dislike the smell or have health reasons why you dislike weed#unpack why you have such a hatred for people who use substances#i hate the smell of fentanyl and meth but i divorce that from how i view the drug users in my life
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the book of bill is great
#INSANE timeline we're living in tbh#alex really said hmmm bill's tumblr sexyman status is slipping i need to make him more PATHETIC and CRINGE and GAY#and he was right!#congrats to ford on the divorce 💖#gravity falls#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#billford#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#alex hirsch
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I spent an ungodly amount of time making this. Hello lgbt community
[Image ID: A gif made on PicMix consisting of a screenshot from Gravity Falls of Ford Pines yelling at Bill Cipher with pink glittery text reading "DIVORCE", animated flames, glittery tears coming from both of their eyes, several animated broken heart gifs, and a glitter overlay edited on. End ID.]
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#< i guess#i find the idea of these characters being divorced insanely funny. old man triangle gay divorce....
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visitation
wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison
#gravity falls#bill cipher#book of bill#stanford pines#divorce is real u guys and it can save ur life (literally man stanford barely made it out of alive with this one)#billford
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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced
#megatron#optimus prime#bumblebee#b 127#transformers one#transformers#divorced megop and their weird son's unerving coping mechanisms#every time megatron tries to get bee to do evil plots with him bee starts talking to trash optimus for advice#it freaks megatron out so much he just stopped being evil around bee#okay fine whatever we will play strat ball ok#LOOOL#characters can be stupid and in unrealistic scenarios if its funny...#i dont make fanart just to redraw 1 to 1 scenes from the movie..#i like to play and have fun
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She took the pages.
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Bill’s cringefail attempt at a serenade
#my art#digital art#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford#I guess#in the toxic divorced exes sort of way
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Divorce 🤝 gender transition = a big costly life decision with too much paperwork that conservatives say will cause the end of civilization & ruin your life but if you actually ask people who chose to do it, they'll tell you their only regret is that they didn't do it sooner
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