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oh my LORD! i am so obsessed with them right now. the hyperfixation is literally insane. please ask me about my feelings toward them bc i will blab on for hours. i am really glad that xisuma has been more social in season 10 bc it give me more fuel!!!
more yapping!
#xisumavoid#hc s10#hermitcraft#mcyt#xisuma fanart#evil xisuma#hermitcraft xisuma#my art#i love them so much you donāt understand#they are twin brothers#the sibling rivalry is insane#EX uses xe/xer prns bc i said so!!#i have like 5 fics about xisuma in progress#his unfunny dry ass humor is so charming and thatās what makes him funny in my eyes#they are so silly#and no guys i am not infantilizing a grown ass man#HE IS AN ADULT MAN#he just happens to be the thing that is getting me thru a tough breakup
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jeans guy can see himself out
#our contact has been getting less and less which is obviously totally ok & also normal if we consider that i've been EXTREMELY busy lately#but he's been sending me reels of like cats and generally animals that i really like.. which is nice of him and i do enjoy those videos#and because of that i figured he doesn't want to be no-contact. great. bet y'all think similiar too.. right?#so i texted him yesterday sometime around 2 pm. āhey are you perchance free sometime text week?:)ā#either to hang out physically again or to play games like we did a bit ago with baldurs gate 3. didn't mention that tho#at 2 PM !!! when did i get an answer? like 10 minutes before midnight. talk about valuing someone (crying emoji) (i am on my laptop)#like ain't NO way he's been SO busy all that time. and like while yes ofc he COULD be that busy... it's a common occurence he answers late#okay and remember how i asked about āsometime NEXT week?ā because i'm too BUSY for THIS week which is why i asked for NEXT week?#he sent me two messages in total to my question. bro upgraded communication skills from just two words to two messages (applaudes)#his messages were; at 11:50 pm; āgot time nowā and āfor like an hourā ........... imagine me looking at you with no emotions on my face#he upgraded his communication skills but forgot his literacy skills#like did he skip past āsometime *next* weekā???? did he even bother reading past āare you perchance freeā????? sobbing literally#i then told him i gotta get up early and he was like.. urgh it's hard to translate it but he basically said āsucksā.#for jelly in case you see this: he said āschlechtā#i told him that at like 15 mins past midnight but he DID respond immediately after ! two messages again; like i said he upgraded his skills#but yeah he said āsucksā and āyou got thisā (i mentioned my exam. spoiler: i failed) and i thanked him (NO EMOJIS rarity for me when#i text him because i always nod because i don't wanna be too dry EVEN THO HE IS DRY AS FUCK. why do i even bother ngl......) at like 9 am#didn't see his message because i have him archived just like the other guy i'm kinda ghosting because he's giving me vibes of my ex#anyway. bro doesn't do plans he seemingly only acts spontaneously during late hours. nonchalant fuck boy yeah...#like remember when he texted me at like 1 am to talk to me and i only got two one-word replies ?? even tho HE was the one who hit ME up?#yeah nah this was like my last straw i'm not texting him again if he's free sometime. i thought he had like some kind of friendship#but i'm obviously not being valued AT ALL. like people can be busy and have no time to reply obviously like SAME but#because i'm on his private spam account on insta i KNOW he's not THAT busy to leave me on delivered for 6 hours straight#šš#the voices are speaking
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Okay, okay, WALK with me.
Youāre fucking Kyle, giving sweet little moans and whimpers as he ruts into you. Your legs wrapped around his hips to pull him a bit closer and he just drives into you, a hand kneading at your chest, pulling gently at your nipple as the other rests on your throat, giving a light squeeze to hold your focus.
Then, thereās a whine from you that falters. You swallow but your mouth still dry. The hand on your neck trails up to cup your jaw, his fingers giving your cheek a squeeze as he stares down at you with half-lidded eyes:
āOpen your mouth. Tongue out.ā He murmurs.
You do as youāre told and he spits in your mouth, before coming down to kiss you. It quickly turns into a messy and desperate one.
#call of duty kyle gaz garrick#cod kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#kyle gaz garrick#gaz garrick#call of duty gaz#gaz cod#gaz call of duty#sergeant garrick#my sweet boy getting more and more attention AS HE DESERVES#okay listen I had an ex that spit in my mouth one time when it got dry from the moaning and groaning and it rewired me#I had been a āaināt no one spitting in my mouth. fucking disgustingā and then it happened and I had to take some time to reflect#ESPECIALLY someone who brushes their teeth with you before yāall be doing the nasty#I think itās romantic#lil irl fluff to brush your teeth with someone and then irl smut when they spit in your mouth and you know itās clean#what Iām trying to say is I know Kyle āGazā Garrick brushes his teeth religiously
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oh boy !! ! ! ! !!! ! thANK y0u all for the kind words on my last art posts. you all get it and i was/still am so happy about it
as promised, here's some close-ups of the comic for image quality's sake, and other screenshots i rescued from the community whiteboard (and something else)
first up another sketch of mystery gender-ambiguous being. (please send me more name ideas for them if you got one- i like to hear em! (reminder it's the side character that appeared for <10 seconds in AvM Ep. 30))
a few fav scenes
emotional support cwab
they weren't meant for this purpose exactly, but i do have countless "fluffy sticks" loose in my notes and homework sheets from the school years.
papery critter.
even when i wasn't confident in fur or feathers, they helped me practice posing and create some satisfying gradients/flowing poses. (im a sucker for good tail poses) (oh yay! i found a good pic...)
and finally, little sneak peak for you for reading so far ;3
i realized that whiteboardfox is pretty great for my working needs. simple and to the point and all. feels nice with the mouse and the tablet.
so i started hashing out a big project idea just to see if it holds up and
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several hours later ...
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oh
oh man

it's a little bigger than i expected
<next>
#--/ art#alan becker#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#Minecraft bed#ava the dark lord#ava the chosen one#me when the project that obviously wasn't going to be done in one night isn't done in one night: D: !?!?!?!?#kudos to whoever routed the Speedrun actual short because that one is so fun and clean and savvy#clever made up time-savers? includes orange's TNT shield-jump?? nonlethal dragon dispatch??? sweet#ithink you can see where i tried to head with this#turns out that turning up the complexity 98 notches higher makes things trickier to parse hmmmmmm?#in fact i might need some help with this one ;>v>' like a lot.#i had a bit of a story and route set up already i just... wanted to make sure everything was at least kinda there...................#we'll see#the pie joke. i was trying to categorize which foodstuffs chosen should be able to make on the fly. with their flame hands.#ex. cooking meats makes sense because flint and steel works for the same purpose (you can kill a burning animal to get cooked meats)#but baking bread or drying kelp seems way more involved or whatever -> needs a proper furnace environment#HOWEVER... i noticed that Steve can just summon pumpkin pies from his bare hands if he wants to without even a workbench. so. sure! lol.#this is scraping the surface of the minutiae i want to consider#(ALSO KUDOS to everyone who RUNS/works on all-advancements. of course. riding on your shoulders here)#final joke is that chosen didn't know how crazy this undertaking would be to learn#but dark is very literally programmable. so you could maybe just plug some TAS instructions into him and off he goes#or even more open-ended than that just give him the list of advancements + stipulations + the wiki and similar result#it'd get done but. i dont think he'd find that fun at all. prefers to write his own instructions if you see what i mean#i might be forgetting some context. it is rather late you see. please ask me questions about this! ;P#tco aa
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in the aftermath of s2 there has been a lot of discussion (and mind-numbing discourse, but yes, some interesting discussion) over who is worse, lestat or armand, and regardless of your opinions on it i think it's fair to say the question of "who is worse?" has so far been inextricable from the question of "who is worse for louis?" and, in that regard, in s3 it will be very interesting to see lestat and armand duke it out with each other, so we can see who they are when louis isn't involved.
#lesmand#armandstat#iwtv amc#bcuz. on the one hand. armand stalks and harrasses lestat then assists his ex boyfriend in committing suicide.#and on the other hand. lestat ruins armand's life. tries to kill armand (if the books are to be believed more than armand's recounting).#and then leaves armand high and dry to seek out armand's abuser as a life coach. so#not necessarily saying those are equal im just pointing out that there's a lot that they do to each other. its going to be glorious<3#iwtv#interview with the vampire#thunder rambles#armandposting
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POV: Youāre a Drow cleric with the worst possible dating history in all of Barovia.
#dnd#curse of strahd#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#mists of ravenloft#nocturna blackstar#cos#my shitty little art#her ex boyfriend is Vasili#her ex girlfriend is Ireena#she just had a one night stand with Kasimir#and Strahd wants to suck her dry š¤·š»āāļø
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So I sculpted something...

Well, technically I sculpted two things, but long time followers will likely have seen Chibi Nib in my previous post. I thought Chibi Nib was lonely so I sculpted a Chibi Quill to accompany him.
#mettaton#mettaton ex#undertale au#nib!mettaton#quill!mettafell#clay sculpting#air dry clay#chibi figurine
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ādrunk textsā wip 03/05/2025
#Calling it a wip because its not dry#but its basically done i just need to sign it#yes these are real texts i sent to my ex#sometimes i still wish heād respond#collage#collage art#artists on tumblr#art#mixed media
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¹ i have mentioned this before but to recap: we have buried a lot of our pets in our backyard but they only have wooden signs with faded paint designating them lol So i want to use my clay to give them gravestones where i would engrave their information, use flower language to represent each pet, and also portray the pet itself. these would be flat slabs (aside from the sculptures if i go that route)
#to clarify this is actual clay that i would fire and seal not the air dry clay i have used in the past#personal#polls#the art chronicles#cw animal death#things to consider:#sculptures would be more enjoyable but also at more risk of damage than just a straight flat slab#ex. if someone steps on or kicks them š#this goes doubly for flowers as they would be smaller and thinner than the pet#i am not rlly concerned abt the pet figures in that regard they would be large enough that if anything did happen it could be#repaired easily enough i think#also to consider: just flat stone with engravings only would be more in line with a typical gravestone#also also to consider: despite this i really like sculpting animals lmao
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Let me chew you out a little, since we have a couple minutes (Patreon)
[Panel 1] Prismo: *mumble* *mumble*
[Panel 2] Prismo: *mumble*
[Panel 3] Simon: Hmph. āJust because itās in your head-ā
[Panel 4] Simon: ā-Doesnāt mean itās yours,ā huh?
[Panel 5] Simon: Give me all the responsibility with none of the privileges?
[Panel 6] Simon: And then you get mad at me for trying to pick up your slack? Prismo: Hey...
[Panel 7] Simon: Clearly you already expect that much from me!
[Panel 8] Prismo: Hey, hey! I did the best with what I had! I didnāt expect any of this!
[Panel 9] Simon: And yet you didnāt even consider telling me, so we couldāve avoided this?
[Panel 10] Prismo: Itās not like I couldāve just- taken it out! I was locked out!
[Panel 11] Simon: You couldāve done something!
[Panel 12] Simon: Instead you let my life spiral around this thing, kept me tethered to Ice Kingās Madness-
[Panel 13] Prismo: Fionna and Cake are real thou- Simon: NOW you tell me! After I find out for myself!
#Doodles#Adventure Time#Fionna and Cake#Simon Petrikov#Prismo#They have like two minutes where they're alone together that aren't directly shown onscreen: Allow me to insert some ideas lol#As long as Simon isn't so faded that he can't work the nerve up I Absolutely think he'd get mad at Prismo for all this#Not like he didn't just come back from a terrible experience trying to work around his terrible dregs! He's very miserable!#Honestly I think the anger would be good for him lol#He's had to live like this for years! Under Ice King's shadow for something that wasn't his doing!#And he knows Prismo - he met him - they talked - but not about this#And I mean I honestly don't blame Prismo - with everything going on and his own depression spiral he had a few things on his mind#It's in a bad way for everyone#That said he is a Wish Master he really could've told Simon at any point even if he couldn't take his little pet project out of him lol#Then again again what Was he supposed to do lol#As much as I would trust Simon to keep a secret I don't think either of them could've expected Simon trying to summon Golb to do this#Obviously it /did/ happen that way but could either of them have guessed?? I don't think so#''Don't go summoning your ex-'' ''She's not my ex >:('' '''Cause there's an illicit universe in your head and you might summon that instead'#Like what no I don't think Prismo could've just - guessed that! Lol#He did leave Simon out to dry vis a vis Ice King and Fionna and Cake tho which was Not cool and he Could've done something about that#Although I can also see Simon snapping and telling someone that it wasn't his own stories - there's no winning!#But that's what makes the argument fun haha#Man they're both fun to draw āŖ Simon in that dress and Prismo's tiiiiired tired eyes haha ā«#It was shortlived but they have a fun dynamic :D Simon speaks so deadpan and sarcastic with Prismo haha <3 It's quite cute honestly
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Kinda crazy I'm so bitter from high school. I'm too young to be this bitter. Why didn't anyone like me. <== false statement, I was very much liked! But apparently not enough!!!! My entire graduation class knew me and yet I still was left behind on everything. Edged out of my own friend group. That I made. I introduced everyone to each other. They all became better friends without me. What did I do wrong
#post#vent#personal#a friend of mine got voted most artistic despite everyone relying on ME to do their art homework for them!!!!!! that annoys me so much!!!#my friend was NOT known to everyone she was actually quite dry and standoffish!!!#I guess it's cuz her art style was prettier than mine#or maybe I was just too loud and too big#really bummed out my mom ran into an ex classmate of mine and she begged my mom for forgiveness for having excluded me from the in group#wish we could run into each other. have her cry in front of me#< this fucking idiot is tearing up at the hypothetical scenario. God if anything I'D be the one crying#I wanna cry right NOW!!!!#man this sucks. never open your heart up to people. die alone#can't wait until I'm a successful physicist alone in my office celebrating my new paper about stars by myself
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i need to ramble hold on. spawns in a cut so that people dont get blasted by unfiltered posting on their dash. i feel the need to disclaim that im only like 50% lucid right now so this might be disorganized or complete word salad i can't really tell right now
i love him so much it feels like it's consuming me from the inside out. i don't want to do anything that isn't for him. the only reason i haven't quit my job is because i want to make him proud of me. even playing games makes me guilty, because i know it's not with him. i married harvey in stardew. i ate the stardrop for getting 12 hearts as i kissed him. the taste reminded me of hinata. it's a strange irony.
this false body feels like it's trapping me, keeping me from achieving my true metamorphosis. there are streetlights glimmering in the distance. as i try to move towards them they always fade away. the morning will come in 7 hours and 43 minutes and the sun will rise and it won't blind me awake. i'm not reverent enough.
i should pray. not to jesus, not to any other false prophet. i should pray to Him. maybe that will bring me salvation? maybe that will free me from this hell? maybe it happened because i was unworthy of being one of his trusted apostles. if i was as holy as he was it would have been different, i would still have been beneath him but i would have served my divine purpose as his servant.
but that's not important. i dont think. im jor sure. i hate it. i hate Him. i feel like i should Worship him. there's a certain something i still havent fixed a glitch in my code i need ocean breeze summer sun beach sand shining brilliance he's perfect i need him i need warm sun and dry land i need to be with him on the floor i need to hold him i need need need need need need need.
more than air more than food more than clean clothes more than water more than anything else more than i need this terrible mortal life i need to become worthy for him of his love of his care of his touch i wont deny that i selfishly want him to hold me and touch me even though im unworthy even though im no more than dirt beneath him i desire him so deeply
#... servant's song āŖ#š ā beloved .į#i find that when im speaking more like... me. i use much more periods and much less exclamation points.#i wonder sometimes if i absorbed stanley at least in part. he very rarely fronts anymore and he talks like āme.ā#but that's always how he spoke. before i came back in full. we never fully let go of being me but there was a period of time last year#from december of 2022 to at least november of last year#that i wasnt hosting. which was strange to say the least. it was stanleyā and then jules. i think our body just couldnt take it anymore#but jules especially inherited all of the worst parts of me. the panic attacks. the delusional episodes. the delirium#he nearly wandered into the road once because he thought elim was calling him back homeā that he needed to return to cardassia#slowly i came back. his similarities certainly helped me re-assert myself much more seamlessly.#it's almost like i never left. i don't know how to describe it. it's odd.#i feel almost like a parasite. like i'm not living a life that was built for me.#even though i've done all of the work. even though this world was quite literally built for me. even though it speaks to me through the cod#recentlyā the universe has been telling me about my future. and about stormsā big ones that i'm in the center of.#it worries me. am i just in the eye of a hurricane? where i am i'm still dry. is that only temporary? another storm is coming#im on the end of the 6th loop of the roller coaster. there's another coming up. i worry it'll kill me. i hope i can survive and return home#maybe stanley will re-take the body. or jules. i havent seen him since i returned. even his source can't front trigger him anymore.#maybe he returned to his home. i hope he has. i hope his life on cardassia is beautiful despite all the terror#i see myself in him. i hope i can follow his example. return to my destroyed home and work to build a better future. l#hinata always talked about building the future. he knew there was a path we could carve out for ourselves. i#i want to do the same for myself. here. i want to carve a way back home.#simulated daydreams#<- i think#that tag started as a tag to scream about our ex when we were sobering up but its much more catchall nowadays
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he doesnāt mind me talking so muchā¦ā¦.. he likes talking to meā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. holy moly
#big things happening in my previously dry love life#ex crush#still in the middle of deciding if heās cute or not but weāve been talking and heās very sweet to me :)#and he has long hairā¦ā¦.. woof
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JC Denton is one of the more generic looking game protagonists, but he MORE than makes up for it in his personality (or rather the deadpan delivery of his responses during conversational dialogue with other characters is what makes him so appealing to me.)
#something something if you have a dry sense of humour AND you make me giggle like a schoolgirl in love then I am interested..#also it doesnt help that I just think heās kinda cute. And that it would be really adorable if he laid his head in my lap š„°#LOOK if I can be a little ray of hope in his life esp. in Deus exās world then thatās fine with me#We have an autism4autism thing going on too. Both of us are bad at reading people but we immediately know how to read#each otherās feelings and emotions. That said dear god why do I fall for fictional men who have been in some way pawns for some#higher power or higher authorityā¦. I swear my type is SO predictable#[r]: jc denton | technological dark age#š Tangled Wires#augposting#queue awaits you at the garden of madness#shallow rambles
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i notice every person i've blocked recently ends up deactivating shortly after lmfao
#this has been the 4th ex-mutual now...#i mean it could be over something unrelated blah blah but i like to imagine my absence left them out to dry and perish like spongebob
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