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Scout after he got twink torture by blu sniper too manys times:
WELP,GUESS HE GOT REVENGE ON THAT BLU KIKI! :D
og by: KennyTheLyr1c1st on YT
#tf2 scout#team fortress 2#tf2 sniper#red scout#blu sniper#revenge of twink torture#DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BONKKKKKKKKK#HEY THAT SNIPE SHAPE LIKE A KIWI#DUI HOW ABOUT YOU DIE?#I M GOING 100 MILES IN HOUR :D#TF2#kleki#art#C A R#forest or smth
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Writing ice-spice inspired bars about UI design. Opened with this banger:
Just in, it’s Timberlake the way my giant D be in UI
Now I just have to find a rhyme
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IDK why but Yoongi getting a DUI for driving an electric scooter while drunk is something that would happen to him like I’m not even surprised
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Fucking bad Ace with too much holiday spirit drinking and driving!
Made by me! (x)
#gangreen gang#ace#ace d copular#bad guy#drunk driving#christmas#happy holidays#wine#schnapps#peppermint#peppermint schnapps#car#drunk#driving#snow#be safe#dui#don't drink and drive#merry christmas#acedcop-lover
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Không Còn Mệt Mỏi, Luôn Tràn Đầy Năng Lượng! 🚀 Đăng ký OME ngay: https://ome.edu.vn/ | 📞 096 600 06 43
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THIRD TIMES THE CHARM - S.GOJO
his nose is bruised and bleeding, hers is buried in a book. he’s constantly checking out a book (and her), she knows he’s illiterate. he’s stupidly in love with her — she just thinks he’s stupid. oh what could go so ever wrong
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pairing: satoru x f!reader
status: ongoing
tags/warnings: reader keeps to herself, gojo is.. well gojo, modern au, black cat x golden retriever, characters are in their 20’s, he fell first she fell harder, opposites attract, lots of pining and yearning, smau, alcohol/drinking, crude humour, language, slightly suggestive, smoking, arguments, very slight angst buried under humor, probably will be out of character, blended smau, please note warnings may change as story progresses, and to check each chapter for individual warnings
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Screenshot taken seconds before disaster
(Meme by @jintyry on Twitter)
#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas & friends#thomas the tank engine#trains#ttte thomas#ttte gordon#ttte memes#meme#memes#brownie#moments before disaster#This will end in getting stoned#This will end in DUI#weed brownie#Thomas is a d--k#lol
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Hii
I was curious about the Shang and Zhou dinasty. What kind of hanfu they had? I have to draw some character from that dynasties and I couldn't find a lot (maybe cuz they're like 3000 years old xd).
You have a really nice blog, very useful :)
(For anyone unfamiliar with Chinese history, here're some dates: Shang Dynasty 1300 BC - 1046 BC Zhou Dynasty 1046 BC - 256 BC)
Hi :D
Currently, the earliest full Hanfu garment that has been unearthed is from the Ma Wang Dui tomb, which dates to early West Han Dynasty (206 BC - 8 AD).
Tombs dating back to Shang and Zhou only contain pieces of garments that have decomposed, so we have to rely on statues/figures, and text records of what sort of clothing might've been worn.
For the Shang Dynasty, the writing system in China hadn't been full developed yet. The first Chinese characters appeared as pictographs carved onto animal bones and shells, called Oracle Bone Script (甲骨文), and these documented things like battles that took place, prophecies about harvest, etc., so there was little information about clothing.
From unearthed artefacts, it's possible that the garments from back then looked something like this:






(Images by 史小煮 on Weibo)
By the Zhou Dynasty Chinese characters had become more fully developed which allowed more robust records to be documented.
In the books Zhouli, Liji, and Yili (周礼, 礼记, 仪礼) it documents information about the types of clothing people should wear to conform to their appropriate stations (the Zhou Dynasty really set the foundation for a lot of the etiquette of Chinese culture, and also the governing system. Which person in what station should be responsible for, what they were permitted to wear, how many horses to a carriage the person in this station, etc. was all recorded in these books).
For example, it even documents the hat (冕/mian) that the Emperor (not yet called an Emperor back then, but I'll use that term to make it easier to understand) wore to different occasions:
司服:掌王之吉凶衣服,辨其名物,与其用事。 王之吉服:祀昊天上帝,则服大裘而冕,祀五帝亦如之;享先王则衮冕;享先公,飨,射,则鷩冕;祀四望山川,则毳冕;祭社稷、五祀,则絺冕;祭群小祀,则玄冕。凡兵事,韦弁服。视朝,则皮弁服。凡甸,冠弁服。凡凶事,服弁服。……” ——《周礼·春官》
I won't (can't) translate in detail but essentially it's listing out at what occasion the Emperor is supposed to wear which hat (ex. when worshipping the Heavens, when worshipping his ancestors, when attending court, etc.) (This is written as classical Chinese (文言文), like...the Chinese version of Shakespearean English. Translating is a pain and my Chinese isn't great to begin with T__T)
The Song Dynasty artist, Nie Chongyi drew this using the text above:
We can also look at some statues/figures unearthed from the Zhou Dynasty for an idea of the clothing types during this period (keep in mind that theZhou Dynasty lasted about 800 years, split into West Zhou then East Zhou, so more than likely clothing also evolved during this period):



And just to finish up, I'll put a few pics from Qin Dynasty (221 BC - 207 BC) artefacts here to compare. We can see from the Qin artefacts the clothing starts resembling the Hanfu outfits found in the Ma Wang Dui tomb for early Han Dynasty:



#hanfu#汉服#china#中国#chinese hanfu#culture#history#fashion#clothing#historical clothing#shang dynasty#zhou dynasty#商朝#周朝#西周#东周
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maneater - lalisa manoban



genre; smut
pairing; g!p lisa x female reader
content; fingering, slight edging, semi public (they have sex in a public bathroom), p in v :D, idk i don't think i missed anything
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Expensive cars, luxury brands, trips worldwide, houses on every continent, and events for the elites.
These were just some of the things in Lisa’s life.
A long line of generational wealth.
Sitting at a charity dinner wasn’t unusual for her despite only being 23. She was next in line to take over her family business once she would be suitable enough to do so. Those were years yet to come–five maybe seven before she would get to even touch that power.
Of course, it all came with rival companies worth multiple billions who would always stand in the way, steal deals, and be competitive.
The ballroom was filled with chatter as everyone conversed and even if it was charity, for most it was just a chance for new business. She wasn’t invited as a plus one anymore but got her invites because her name would be important in the future. That was why she was sitting at another table, far from her father.
Eight different people sat at the round table.
There were so many different tables and close to 300 people at the charity.
Out of all the seven different people she could have been seated with, right beside her was the 21-year-old Zhou Y/n who came from an even bigger line of generational wealth after being part of an old Chinese dynasty.
The only heir of one of the biggest oil companies from a conservative family from China.
Conservative media-wise until Y/n came along.
The last headline Lisa could remember was the girl getting a DUI and she knew that there was so much more but her family covered every little trace, but driving a car into a pole right before the media would be hard to cover.
Where Y/n went chaos followed.
What Lisa couldn’t phantom was how someone like her was set to start working by her father’s side in just four more years. Takeover in a couple more. Quicker than Lisa.
Smart. Y/n was incredibly smart despite everything else.
She somehow balanced chaos and intelligence.
Aside from that the girl was the daughter of Lisa’s father’s biggest competitor, arch-rival at this point as there was nothing but bad blood which automatically put a wall between her and Y/n.
She hated the entitled and spoiled brat beside her, she was born to hate her and she would do so to carry on the legacy of hate as Y/n hated her just as much.
The only difference was that Y/n had a different approach to hatred.
She made sure to make Lisa’s life miserable every time she had the chance while Lisa tried to hate her from her corner and not cause any trouble.
It wasn’t like they saw each other often.
Y/n was studying in a different state.
She knew these things because she simply did, it wasn’t like Y/n had somehow caught Lisa’s interest after she grew some boobs. Definitely not.
Lisa had tried to keep her conversations going with the other five people at the table because the sixth was already being in Y/n’s trance which was Kim Jisoo. There didn’t seem to be a single person to fall for it.
Aside from that the rest of the table was filled with men and women in their early to late 40s.
However, she had found herself glancing over at the two girls now and then. Unfortunately for Lisa, the girl who smelled of sweet floral heaven beside her was sexy. Y/n was the definition of sex appeal.
Everyone had something they liked, and Lisa liked women who were of the standard that Y/n was. Not many were but whatever was close enough. Now one that was of the highest standard was right beside her. One that was off limits to her which only made it that much more cravable.
Her glances had been subtle, only pretending to look around to maybe catch the girl’s exposed clavicles in the black dress and some of the cleavage. Or she would fix her chair to try and catch her legs in the black sheer tights. The way she would flip her hair back gently and only expose herself more all while having a conversation with Kim Jisoo who was just as lost in Y/n as Lisa was.
Y/n was a big and seductive flirt is what Lisa had caught on to.
She always led men and sometimes women on at these parties for fun.
She had seen it herself and she had run into these victims who would ask Lisa if she had seen the girl who she would prior see leave the place with that resting bitch face.
Lisa had never fallen victim to Y/n’s misleading that she did for entertainment. These events could get boring at times.
Although, she wasn’t sure if she wanted to fall victim either.
Whatever subtle glances Lisa had thought she had gotten away with had all been obvious to the soul-sucking vampire beside her as she left everyone heartbroken with her games.
Lisa jumped in her seat, getting startled in the middle of her conversation with the woman who was sitting on her left. She quickly put down the glass with champagne to not spill anything on her clothes after whatever brushed along her leg had made her flinch at how sudden it was.
“I’m sorry, what was it that you said?” She apologised to the woman and leaned somewhat closer to hear her better, trying to play it off as if she hadn’t heard her. Lisa continued to listen to the woman, brushing it off as an accident despite the only possible culprit being the woman who had a husband beside her or the siren on her right.
Whoever it was it had to be an accident–
Just a few seconds after she felt it right again but it startled her less. Lisa cleared her throat and leaned back in her chair, nodding to what the woman had said. She subtly glanced under the table and it had to be Y/n who was sitting with her right leg crossed over her left.
Accident.
When she looked over at Y/n she was showing off that perfect smile to the man who sat across from her and Jisoo.
She let out a sigh and reached for her champagne glass. It would get overwhelming way too quickly otherwise. The woman would have been able to take that sip of expensive bubbles if it hadn’t been for the foot that ran right up her shin and she forcefully gulped it down. The thin glass almost slipped from her hold and she placed it right back down.
Just as Lisa turned to not glance at the entitled girl but actually look at her, the woman felt a heat run over her spine in the worst way possible considering this was Y/n. She did not need these reactions because of her.
“I’m so sorry–” Y/n apologised, her body was now turned to Lisa who widened her eyes as the vixen had placed her slender hand right on Lisa’s thigh to show her concern. “It’s just so tight here and I tried to make myself more comfortable, didn’t mean to startle you, Lisa.” Lisa clenched her jaw at the teasing in Y/n’s tone as the girl’s eyes were playing an innocent and apologetic look which was far from what her lips were releasing.
Lisa huffed from her nose, nostrils flaring as the hand clasped on her thigh was warm and firm with the grip. “It’s fine.” Y/n gave her a smile at that, Lisa’s whole body tensing up at the squeeze she gave her before she let go. Her eyes watched Y/n for a few more seconds, seeing that glint in her eyes and smile that meant no good.
“Mrs. Park, I have no idea how I missed you,” Y/n exclaimed and Lisa leaned back into her chair. The scent of the vixen was strong and it was running ideas in Lisa’s head from the sexual appeal it drove further. She was invading Lisa’s space on purpose, her hand holding onto the back of the woman’s chair, her modest chest just a mere inch from touching Lisa’s arm.
It left her trapped.
“Oh God no, me and Chaeyoung have been studying day and night.” Lisa scoffed under her breath at the words she knew were lies. Her guy and girlfriends were obsessed with observing what the elite beside her was up to. It all included wild parties with booze that could fill pools. Her little group of friends were all taking part in it so Chaeyoung wasn’t studying day and night.
Y/n hummed to what Mrs Park said while Lisa toyed with the knife on the table to not interrupt them by trying to talk with someone else. “Is that so?” Y/n questioned and Lisa was dying in her chair at the hand that moved from the backrest of the chair and onto her shoulder, the foot right back to brushing against her leg–it wasn’t even slightly subtle the way it went higher and higher up, dragging up her slacks before letting them fall back down.
Lisa was trying to find a reason to excuse herself as she was starting to get overwhelmed by Y/n. All while trying not to do any abrupt movements. The girl was all over her and out of all the times now was the time she had no control over her cock that was starting to react to someone she despised. She cursed Y/n for her good genes.
Her eyes trailed along her bare skin, hair in waves and falling over her shoulders, but Y/n moved it with her other hand. All that hair went from her left side and onto the right, it only showed off her smooth and slim body more to Lisa. The dress was accentuating her small chest, pushing her breasts together and Lisa moved her brown eyes up at her sharp collarbones, a diamond pendant resting between them. Her neck was slim and perfect and Lisa was growing harder the longer she looked at Y/n.
“Oh this, ring?” There was a drop of mischievousness in her tone.
Lisa found out why it was there right away.
Y/n’s hand ran down her shoulder and along her arm, until her left hand was planted right by her crotch, thumb merely brushing over the forming bulge as she leaned forward and stretched out her right hand that Mrs Park grabbed to look at the diamond ring.
“Daddy bought it for my 21st birthday.” She happily replied, adding more pressure on Lisa’s thigh who was growing into a mess.
“Excuse me.” Lisa excused herself, the chair dragged along the flooring louder than necessary and Y/n sat right back when she broke the contact between her and Mrs Park. Ultimately removing Y/n from herself before she disappeared. The girl excused herself from her conversation with the older woman before she looked at the one beside her.
“See, it doesn’t matter if they hate me, Jisoo…No one can resist my appeal.” Y/n said with a giggle and bit her lower lip as she looked back at Jisoo. “I won the bet, so…The number please.” The girl took her designer clutch purse and reached for her phone while Jisoo clicked her tongue.
“Do I have to give it to you?” Jisoo asked to make sure as the bet was her cousin’s number and the last thing she wanted was for Y/n to seduce poor Jennie too.
“A deal is a deal.” She handed over her phone and leaned back into her seat before looking over her shoulder where Lisa had disappeared. Winning the bet she had made with the girl beside her.
“I thought Lisa would be better than this.” Jisoo sighed and handed the girl her phone back, only hoping that Jennie wouldn’t be as stupid as Lisa and she had been.
The bet?
Seduce Lisa and get Jennie’s number.
Don’t succeed within five minutes, Jisoo gets Y/n’s number.
God, Jisoo was pissed that she had to give her cousin's number to Y/n when she wanted it. She thought it would be an easy bet to win as she knew about the rivalry between the two families and how that created a feud between the heirs. It didn’t seem to matter as Y/n could get anyone to crumble before her.
She watched Y/n who put the phone away and gently slid her chair back before excusing herself to leave as she stood up. “Where’re you going?” Jisoo asked and grabbed hold of her wrist. Not wanting the girl to leave her company.
Y/n gave her a little smile. “Finish what I started?” She said and Jisoo gave her a look.
“What? She’s hot compared to the rest. Don’t be jealous.” Y/n defended and slipped out of Jisoo’s grip as she usually just left everyone right after, but Lisa was hot even if they were meant to despise each other.
Jisoo sighed and leaned back in her seat as she watched Y/n walk away, realising that she had been played with just as much as Lisa tonight. The only difference was that Lisa got lucky this time and Jisoo didn’t.
Lisa unlocked the door after spending a good minute trying to tuck her erection right to hide it. She was both pissed at herself and even more pissed at Y/n while trying to grasp how she let the girl affect her. It just so happened that the girl she despised was utterly attractive.
The woman pushed the door open while finishing to buckle her belt, but looked up at the voice.
“Everything alright, Lisa?” The voice came out angelic, with so much worry, concern, and innocence that Lisa would have almost believed it if it hadn’t been for the person behind that voice. Her eyes landed on Y/n who was sitting on top of the marble counter, one leg crossed over the other while leaning back against her palms. She did not look concerned, worried, innocent or angelic.
She looked like the sexy she-devil herself.
“Why wouldn’t it be?” She tried to play it off because her ego was too big to feed into Y/n’s and admit that she had caused her an erection. Never. The woman could feel the siren eyes following her as she walked over to the black marble countertop and turned on the faucet to wash her hands.
“Are you sure? You just ran off all flustered.” She hummed at that, keeping her gaze on her hands and avoiding looking at Y/n at all costs.
Y/n watched how Lisa swallowed, her eyes trailing further down where she had done a poor job hiding her erection. With her lower lip trapped between her teeth, she leaned forward, gripping the edge of the countertop with her hands before letting go with one and reaching over to Lisa.
“Do you hate me, Lisa?” She mumbled, fingers dancing around Lisa’s shoulder who stopped washing her hands. She raised an eyebrow and looked at Y/n who was already looking back at her, grey eyes staring deep into hers, hypnotising her, distracting her fully from the haughty little smirk she was sporting.
“What’s there to like?” Lisa asked back with a scoff, unflatteringly drying her hands on her slacks. Her eyes were hard yet still exploring whatever she could with them as Y/n was extremely close now.
“There’s only so little you can see, but so much more to explore.” The words caught her off guard and she grabbed hold of the wandering hand that was running down her bicep. Lisa dropped Y/n’s slender hand and licked her lips as they stood in the empty restroom that was lit by a golden-like yellow, with black marble, accentuated by gold. Their bodies reflected in the big mirror that was on the wall and a second-long silence fell upon them. Lisa's dick twitched at those stupid words she was falling for because there was no way Y/n was offering herself to her. She probably wanted to make a fool out of Lisa for even thinking about it.
“I’m not falling for your games, Y/n.” Y/n smiled at that with a hum and Lisa took it as her queue to leave.
She was stopped though, her eyes snapped up at Y/n with confusion. The girl stretched her long leg out and blocked the way. It sent a shiver over her whole body when her calf brushed over her hard cock and she stepped back when Y/n pushed more into it.
“Help me down? Wouldn’t want to break a heel.” With a deep inhale Lisa decided to assist the girl after she pointed with her head towards the black heels she had on. Her lips were pursed and she looked in the mirror behind Y/n instead while she gripped her waist and the girl held onto the lapels of her blazer. She was light as a feather as Lisa lifted the slim figure off of the counter.
Y/n giggled as she purposely lost balance and her hands grabbed hold of the hem of Lisa’s pants. Her body pressed into Lisa’s who strained a groan when her dick got rubbed at by accident and she angrily looked down at Y/n who looked as amused as ever.
“Y/n.” She warned and pushed the girl up by her waist who was taller than her with heels on and without them she was just an inch taller.
“Yes?” The vixen questioned, fingers teasing and hooking around the hem of Lisa’s pants. Looking at her through her lashes and still sporting that faux innocence that always got her out of trouble. The poor girl could cause no harm, could she? Not when she was playing a kitten that was kicked to the curb and standing in the pouring rain.
“Stop.” Lisa would only give her one last warning and then she knew that she would snap because of how sexually frustrated she was.
“Or what?” Y/n challenged.
“Or you will regret it.” She earned a breathless chuckle that fell from Y/n’s plump and glossy lips.
“I don’t think I will.” There was that deeper tone back, the one that was like a melody of sex and drew Lisa in further. Y/n’s normal voice and not the sweet one she did to play along in her games. That innocence washed away and everything Lisa should repent when it came to Y/n coming to light. Things that made her cock strain.
Lisa almost got lightheaded when a sneaky hand cupped her, squeezing at her erection enough to elicit a moan from the back of her throat.
Y/n feigned a gasp, knowing very well what was coming when she got pinned against the counter. Her hands gripped Lisa’s blazer and she pulled her even closer to her while the older woman grabbed hold of her hips. Lisa’s eyes were hard on her as she stood pressed against the girl, staring her down while watching the way Y/n bit her lower lip to try and contain the haughty smirk that still broke out on her plump and glossy lips.
“Do you always get what you want?” Lisa questioned, watching how Y/n ran her one hand down along her upper body, and down her stomach. The touch was slowly sending Lisa into a frenzy as she couldn’t deny the fact that Y/n was gorgeous and that many would pay to even be in this place that Lisa was, if not kill for it.
This was the daughter of the elite of elites which meant that she stood above all too.
“I’m daddy’s girl so yes.”
And Y/n got what she wanted once again when she cupped Lisa through her pants, the woman groaning and muffling it by pressing her lips against Y/n’s. The older used her strength to raise Y/n back onto the counter, making her wrap her legs around Lisa’s waist and pulling her into her. Her grip tightened on Y/n’s slim waist while her other hand tangled in the silky hair at the back of the girl’s head, tilting her head and pushing her tongue between Y/n’s parted lips.
The girl welcomed her into her mouth, swallowing Lisa’s tongue and sucking on it while her hands tugged onto the belt, blindly trying to unbuckle it.
“God, you’re so eager,” Lisa grumbled after slowly pulling away with Y/n’s bottom lips between hers as she tugged on it before letting go.
“I don’t have the whole night to waste on you.” Lisa could strangle the girl who knew how highly she stood above all. Lisa would always be a waste of time unless she would show her that she wasn’t. She was sure the girl had had her fair share of fun and that it would be hard to be the best, but Lisa always liked to prove herself. Her lips trailed Y/n’s smooth skin who tilted her head back, leaving her slim neck to be kissed along.
“Waste?” Lisa questioned. Her words were a whisper in Y/n’s ear as she was right by her pulse point. Her tongue came out and the belt was undone, licking at the skin, being able to feel it pulse against her slick muscle before she wrapped her lips around the skin. It elicited a light sigh from Y/n who unzipped Lisa’s pants after undoing the button on them.
“Unless you manage to impress me.” Y/n teased, teeth tugging Lisa’s ear who shivered at the gesture. Her hand came down from the back of her head to the back of her neck and she pulled Y/n away, making her look her in the eye. “Pretty eyes won’t work on me though.” Y/n continued, hand coming up to cup Lisa’s face, thumb running over her wet lips and tugging it down as she pulled her face closer to her. The two were a few mere inches away.
Anyone walking in and they both would be in trouble.
Lisa would be in deep mud and her father’s business included if Y/n’s father found out that Lalisa Manoban had touched his princess. That the daughter of his biggest rival had touched his daughter. Lalisa Manoban would be dickless for the rest of her life.
Too bad his daughter never followed the rules and was spoiled rotten.
Her thumb ran down to the woman’s chin and Lisa attached her lips right back onto Y/n’s. With that, her hands ran to the hem of the dress and she started to pull it up, bunching up its expensive material at the girl’s waist. Y/n’s fingers fiddled with the hem of the briefs, slowly inching inside them until her slender fingers wrapped around Lisa’s scalding cock that was warm and heavy in her hand.
The small whimpers were muffled by Y/n’s mouth as the girl squeezed the length in her hand, stroking up and gathering precum that she smeared down the hard cock. It was followed by two thuds as she slipped off the designer heels to get off the sheer tights–Lisa had other plans. The material ripped when Lisa ran her hands between the girl’s thighs, tearing the thin black material apart.
“Not impressive,” Y/n mumbled as she pulled away from Lisa’s lips, the woman trying to chase for them but stopping at the way her tip got squeezed. The girl caught the way her eyelids almost fell closed and a moan pushed from the back of her throat.
“Not everyone is here to please you.” Lisa rasped, gripping Y/n’s thigh and squeezing it in her hold while running the fingers of her other hand along the girl’s inner thigh. She could feel how she fought the way she wanted to close them at the teasing. It tugged at the corners of Lisa’s lips as the two stared at each other, Y/n slowly working the length in her hand while Lisa’s fingers brushed over the lace material. It worked a barely there sigh from the siren, Lisa being able to feel the slick slowly seep through the material of her underwear.
“Or maybe you just don’t know how to please me?” Y/n fueled a fire that grew in Lisa who slowly pushed the lace aside, her hips barely staying still as Y/n hadn’t stopped stroking her cock. The girl was making it hard for Lisa to stay nonchalant about this, making it hard to make it seem as if she wasn’t trying to impress her.
The girl caught how Lisa’s eyebrow twitched, fighting the dilemma she was in, but dismissed it for now. Her eyes focused on Y/n’s face when she ran her fingers through the girl's slit, parting her wet folds and smiling at the way her plump lips parted with a gasp. It made her hand movement stop as she removed her hand from Lisa’s briefs and grabbed hold of her forearm, the other clutched onto her shoulder.
The woman ran her slender fingers through the wet folds, slowly teasing the girl, wanting to put her through some suffering for what she had done. Lisa leaned in, pecking the parted lips, Y/n’s eyebrows creasing and her chest heaving at the way she was getting something, but not nearly enough. Lips pressed against hers, tracing to her cheek, and jaw before Lisa dipped her head and kissed along her neck all while taking in the small gasps that Y/n let out that were turning whiny.
“Fuck–” Y/n cursed, Lisa being stronger and not letting the girl guide her hand when she teased her two fingers over the swollen clit. She only nudged it and could feel nails dig into her forearm through the blazer.
“What is it?” Lisa mocked, running her fingers down and circling the hole that was clenching as she gathered more of the slick. Y/n exhaled deeply through her nose and looked at Lisa who pulled away from her neck. There was a stupid smile on the woman’s lips, the younger unable to close her legs because Lisa was between them, the pressure growing and her clit only got circled again.
“Poor Y/n isn’t getting what she wants.” She said with a chuckle, hissing when the girl held onto the side of her neck and dug her nails into the skin.
“Poor Lisa won’t get her dick wet if she doesn’t stop acting like an asshole.”
Y/n was truly making it hard for Lisa to not obey her every word–
With a huff, Lisa dipped her hand down, two fingers intruding into the clenching hole and slowly pushing inside the heat that sucked her in and throbbed around her.
Her eyes fell on the siren ones, it made her dick twitch at the look in her eyes, those parted lips glistening as each expression was so erotic that Lisa was ready to just pull her fingers out and replace them with her cock. Her fingers curled, being knuckles deep inside the girl’s pulsating cunt that tightened with each stroke and Y/n moaned as fingers pressed against the spongy spot.
“The daughter of an elite is having her pussy fingered in the middle of a charity event in a bathroom—You couldn’t get any hotter with how dirty you are.” Lisa caught Y/n’s lips right after, the kiss got sloppier as Y/n was doing a poor job of containing herself. Her moans bounced off the empty walls of the marble bathroom at the way Lisa was circling her clit with her thumb, rubbing against her wall and slowly the tension grew in her body.
The girl was far from a saint, and Lisa was loving every second of it, especially since she was fucking thee Zhou Y/n.
The squelching of her snug pussy mixed with her whimpering moans, Lisa doing scissoring motions to stretch and get her ready for her cock. “So good,” Y/n whined. She pulled away from Lisa’s mouth who licked her lips, collecting any saliva and getting another taste of what was left of the girl’s lip gloss. Her forehead fell on Lisa’s shoulder, scratching along her neck with each zap that ran across her spine and her hips merely bucked into the thumb that was playing with her aching nub.
Lisa hummed at those words that were boosting her ego, but she wasn’t aware of the smile that tugged on Y/n’s lips. Her walls fluttered around the two fingers that were spreading her tight hole, caressing at her g-spot. Lisa looked in the mirror, mesmerised by the way Y/n’s back arched like a cat, her ridges perfect.
“Shame that I’ve had better.” Y/n sighed, leaning into Lisa’s neck with her breath fanning the skin. She bit down and pulled, making Lisa groan at the pain as somewhere between the lines they still had to hate each other. “Fuck, you’re a bitch.” She sucked air through her teeth and grabbed Y/n’s shoulder, pulling her away from her neck.
The girl let out a breathless giggle, the fingers still working her cunt and Lisa sped up her thrusts, watching the way it made Y/n’s press more into her. The hand that gripped her forearm tightened around her and so did the walls as the girl let out whiny moans, being brought right to the edge with Lisa’s fingers deep within her walls.
“Oh–Oh fuck.” It started to wash over her, stomach tightening and Lisa slowed down her movement, removing some pressure from the girl’s clit. It made Y/n whine in frustration at the high that got disrupted, her snug walls now throbbing uncomfortably.
“You want to be a tease?” Y/n questioned, grabbing hold of Lisa’s blazer and pulling her into her, making Lisa stop fully. Her fingers pulled out of the snug confines of the slick pussy. The woman bit her lower lip, forehead pressed against Y/n’s while she ran the same hand down to her boxers.
“Who was teasing me under the table?” Lisa questioned, trying to catch Y/n’s lips again because they moved so smoothly against hers and the way the girl sucked on her tongue made her lightheaded. Y/n moved back though, leaving her to a chase that she lost when Y/n held her back.
“I can’t help that everyone folds so easily for me, Lisa.”
Y/n’s hand came over to Lisa’s helping her pull down the briefs as she closed the gap and caught Lisa’s upper lip between hers, having her lower one sucked by the older. It went smoothly as Lisa propped herself up by planting her palm against the mirror behind Y/n who led the swollen pinkish tip towards her sopping wet entrance.
It made Lisa shudder and Y/n tugged on her lip at the stretch that came, thighs trying to close but were unable to with Lisa between them.
“Can you take it all?” Lisa asked through a deep breath as she pushed her tip inside the walls that were squeezing hard enough to almost push her back out. The blazer bunched in Y/n’s fist by the woman’s frail shoulder and she wrapped her legs around Lisa’s waist.
“Don’t let it get into your head.” Y/n moaned at the way Lisa pushed everything in all at once at her answer. It shot a heat through her spine and she pulled her closer with her legs. The stretch came painfully yet it made her want more as Lisa slowly started to move her hips with a chuckle at the words.
“Haven’t had anyone stretch you out good enough, fuck–I will make sure your pussy fits my cock perfectly.” Lisa groaned, wrapping her arm around the slim waist of the girl, holding her close and burying her face in the crook of her sweet neck as the scent drove that carnal desire further.
Y/n’s moans grew louder within a few seconds as Lisa wasn’t waiting around. Her thrusts were slow and deep, going at a steady pace and the gasps were falling from Y/n’s lips. The girl’s back arched into her, pressing her chest against Lisa’s as her eyes closed. Each gasp and moan came right into Lisa’s ear. Grunts pushed through the back of her throat each time she fucked her cock right back into Y/n after pulling out as much as possible.
She rolled her hips in a perfect and hard rhythm, each time making the girl’s breath hitch. The walls were filled to the brim, her dick curved perfectly to rub at her g-spot and reach every single spot she needed to reach as her cock was stuffing Y/n perfectly. Lisa was losing her mind over how tight the girl was, fingertips pressing against the mirror as she groaned.
It was hard not to think about who exactly it was that Lisa was pounding her cock into. Y/n was moaning right under her, walls squeezing her cock, being able to feel the other throb with need after each stroke. The idea that this could end so badly drove Lisa even further, wanting to fuck Y/n good enough to want more of the thrill of fucking someone she shouldn’t.
“Fuck, Y/n, your pussy is so good, isn’t it—could fuck it right every day,” Lisa mumbled, her voice turning into a gruff one as she pulled away from the girl’s neck.
“Have to make me come to fuck me again.” Y/n moaned out and it made Lisa run her hand away from her waist. Her fingers found back to the slick clit and Y/n leaned back, palms planted against the marble behind her. Her eyes were intense on Lisa’s who was still fucking her, each thrust making the girl move who unwrapped her legs and spread them further for the cock that was abusing her throbbing pussy. The eyes that looked in hers were in a full haze as Lisa was getting closer with each second.
“Gonna have you run back for more.” Lisa forced the word out with another grunt.
The eye contact broke as Y/n threw her head back, her back arched and heat covered her whole body. The cock inside her was throbbing, dragging along her snug walls, caressing them and the wetness was running down further with each of the thrusts.
Their moans grew louder, only hoping that no one would be heading towards the bathroom or walking past it as the event was in full force with the main part of it starting any second now. Yet it left them both curious about what would happen if someone did catch them. It only made them fuck that much better. The ruffling of their clothes mixed with the wet sounds of Y/n’s pussy and Lisa’s dick filling the clenching hole that was sucking her in.
The woman leaned down, unable to keep herself away from the clavicle that was on full display for her and the little cleavage. Her lips wetly kissed along the skin, sucking gently to not leave any unwanted marks until she reached the soft cleavage of the girl. Gently she nipped at the skin, feeling the way it made Y/n squeeze her length and whine, her chest pressing more into Lisa’s face.
“Close ‘m so close, Lisa.” Y/n cried, this time not wanting the high to end before it could peak. Lisa kept up the movement of her hips while sucking on the soft skin of Y/n’s chest. Probably leaving a hickey here and there after herself.
“Fuck, come on squeeze my cock and come, Y/n.”
Her pussy clasped tightly around the hard cock, back arching and a train of moans slipping out of her mouth that grew in pitch. The tension grew hard enough to break and Y/n was right at the high before falling at such force that her eyes rolled back. Her thighs quivered around Lisa as they closed in on her again. She slowed down her movement, looking at Y/n who was heaving for air while coming undone before her.
Her stomach flexed to hold herself until Y/n gripped onto her to stop. The girl swallowed down her dry throat, whining at how Lisa was still fucking her through the uncomfortable aftershocks.
“I’m gonna–” She was cut off, groaning when the girl pushed her back without a second thought. Her cock slipped out of the warmth of her and Lisa barely managed to grab hold of her dick before cum started to spurt out of her tip. Her hand balled into a fist as she planted it on the wall beside her after losing the leverage of the mirror. Y/n felt the warm cum splatter against her thigh, seeping through the sheer tights, staining more than them as Lisa had no aim whatsoever.
“Great.” Y/n deadpanned, the woman was still lightheaded and trying to catch her breath when she got shoved back by the girl's foot against her thigh.
“What?” She breathed out, fingers gripping the wall to not fall as she looked down. The mess was on the girl’s black dress, covering the hem in her creamy and sticky cum–Lisa cringed at the amount she released, more than usual. It made her quickly tuck her cock back inside her pants, not having time to zip them up as she reached for the paper towels. The faucet turned on as she wet it before reaching over to the girl’s dress.
Y/n leaned back as she hadn’t been expecting it and rolled her eyes while waiting for Lisa to finish.
“Sorry.”
“Shut up,” Y/n said and clicked her tongue, looking at Lisa with a face that held disgust as she still didn’t like her despite the good orgasm she gave her. She pushed her back again and Lisa leaned against the wall while Y/n got down the counter to remove the sheer tights.
Lisa’s mind still trying to comprehend the fact that she had just fucked the girl everyone wanted to be or be with. She even ruined her dress. Lisa felt stupidly proud as she grinned.
Y/n discarded them in the trash and slipped her heels back on.
“You ruined my dress, time to cut the charity short so I can go home.”
“What’re you doing?” She questioned the girl who walked over to the door and opened it. The big corridor was empty, but the loud chatter from the ballroom was still filling it as she followed right after Y/n who was looking through her clutch purse. Lisa’s eyes were glued to Y/n who was walking fine, more than fine as she looked like she was on a catwalk while Lisa’s legs felt numb. It made her lean against the door frame with a frown, unable to bring herself to walk much more just yet. Her hands quickly worked to button up her slacks before anyone would see her this messy.
Y/n turned to her with that devilish smile on her face as she stood by the wall opposite of Lisa.
Where Y/n went chaos followed.
“It’s for a good cause, Lisa–here’s my card in case you ever need a job, I guess you could walk my dog or something.” Lisa’s eyes winded, a private business card being flicked at her chest before it fluttered onto the floor and she watched Y/n reach for the fire alarm. The blaring alarm went off, the chatter getting drowned out before it was followed by panicked voices, and fire sprinklers going off. Her eyes were on Y/n who was already walking away while Lisa subconsciously crouched down and reached for the card. People slowly starting to pile the corridor.
Lisa did text.
She just never got an answer.
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had a dream i went to prison for ten months for a DUI (nobody was hurt) and while i was on the inside my physical health tanked bc they stopped giving me vitamin D or hydroxychloroquine so by the time i was done i was in multiple organ failure and then when i got out i got on tumblr like "hi guys, sorry i've been gone so long!! i went to prison but i did deserve it and don't want to talk about it" and then i got a bunch of anon death threats for saying i deserved prison because nobody deserves prison so what kind of abolitionist am i. and i was like. okay. well. i can't reply to all these because i have to go to kidney dialysis. can you please be nice to me.
#dreams#i don't drive under the influence. or drink at all for that matter.#this is your brain on day 4 of adderall withdrawal. i feel like i did not sleep at all#going back to sleep now i think. i just. BWUH#autoimmune tag
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Announcement*
I’m leaving. That is all. Farewell and thank you to all I've interacted with!
Details as to why below the cut:
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Now that you've scrolled this far, everything above has been rendered null and void. Second, depending on your time zone, please take a look at today’s date on your calendars!
I hope you've "enjoyed" your stay in the limbo of brief uncertainty. Thank you and come again.
Apologies if this prank was in poor taste. You can berate me all you wish now that it’s over.
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The D in December stands for DUI
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two arfight attacks ive done, and im working on another one!! :D
1st oc belongs to @hamster-dui, and 2nd oc belonds to @palindrme!!!! <33 i love you guys <3
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The Midnight Motorist moment of all time.
Hello!
Another meme to celebrate FNAF's 10th anniversary!
This is actually a better version of the original one I had posted some months ago.

Dude wanted to kill his friend's daughter, and wanted to be arrested for a DUI infraction apparently, after too much borgir and beer.
Ps. I will post an entire instrumental playlist of songs to celebrate FNAF's 10th anniversary tomorrow on YouTube (precise date unknown, but tommorow it is!).
It'll have like an hour of music, due to the fact that it's music I've done the last 2-3 years.
Most games are covered too (if you think I've made an instrumental cover of a FNAF 3, FNAF 6, FNAF UCN, FNAF AR or FNAF SB:Ruin song, you're wrong; but the other ones are covered :D).
I'm thinking about creating a koffi kofi too (accidentally wrote it like a Chikn Nuggit character lol), for donations, and I have a couple iceberg videos on mind too (one is about FNAF and the other will be announced later, with the joke that both of them are LONG).
If you have questions, you can ask me :D
See you tomorrow :3
--Andro
#fnaf#william afton#michael afton#fnaf anniversary#fnaf security breach#fnaf au#fnaf memes#five nights at freddy's#fivenightsatfreddys#funny memes#humor#fnaf 10th anniversary#fnaf 10 year anniversary#intothepit#announcement
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EXECUTIVE COLLECTION
I'm organizing my stories into categories to align with others' interest. I've done COP and SPORTS. 'EXECUTIVE COLLECTION' is my favorite because it's all hot men in suits. What could be better?
Many of the stories I updated with better pics and corrections. And for those who never read any of my stories - be warned, they're long and detailed. Too long that you have to download the PDFs.
Let me know what you think, story suggestions, feedback - [email protected]
ADDICT BROTHER - Hot shot lawyer, asks his brother to step in for some drug testing. The brother ended up with his brother's life.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zNJ2ybb4QzcUbg6D6qfwaGvrkgYokYm-/view?usp=sharing
THE BILLIONAIRE'S TWIN - Man discovers his identical twin who's a billionaire (think 50 Shades of Grey). He plots to take over his twin's life. There's gay sex, twincest etc... My first and longest story I wrote after a heart stent. I thought I'd be lucky to get a complete story but it turned into a novel.
BANKER'$ LIFE - Psycho twin assumes brother’s banker lifestyle.
CEO - A struggling CEO bails his twin out of jail to cover for him. The twin has another idea.
CORPORATE SWAP - A devious businessman uses a twin to replace his competitor's top executive, to help him take over the business.
CORPORATE TAKEOVER - Executive needs his twin to cover up health issues with the board. The twin has other ambitions.
IMPOSTER PRESIDENT - Poor mechanic discovers his IVF twin, who's President of Hyatt Corporation.
MILLION DOLLAR SWITCH - Top real estate mogul/best selling author is replaced by his recently discovered twin.
MY HUSBAND'S SECRET TWIN - ALEX RETURNS - Based on the LMC movie 'My Husband's Secret Twin'. In the movie, the evil twin made lots of stupid mistakes, got cost and sent to jail. He's back and smarter.
REHAB - Up and coming marketing VP, asks his brother to cover for him while in rehab after too many DUIs.
SON'S DOUBLE - Wealthy CEO replaces his worthless playboy son with his twin.
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THIRD TIMES A CHARM INTRODUCTIONS
double d’s & dui’s
masterlist
cw; crude humour, drugs, suggestive, swearing







get charmed!
• yn is majoring in literature, toji does engineering, shiu majors in business & utahime majors in fashion
• they all met at freshmen orientation and now currently in their third year
• they all live together in an apartment off campus omg!!!!!! shocker!!!!!!
• yn works on the campus library as her part time job. the shit she hears on the first floor should not be repeated…
• utahime is pretty known due to her work & her side business of styling influencers
• toji & shiu arent dating actually theyre just doing it for the bit (they say it’s bromance but toji is borderline queerbaiting)
• theyre like troy and abed basically
• shiu and utahime ARE bi tho ayyyeee!!! shoutout my bisexual bitches!!!! i see you!!!!
• toji is midly successful on onlyfans but his dick is never out
• bessy & martha are cars if it wasnt obvious lmfao
• bessy is a ford escort that was owed my yns father and martha is a 2008 mazda rx toji got in a storage bid (it was pretty beat up but she’s nice and pretty)
• shortly after martha got all pretty toji got his first dui, then shiu… queue the groupchate name
• self promo with tridant ayyeee #rip
taglist: @nappingnai @renbittt @s6rine @shokosbunny @agzio180
*if i can't tag you please change your tag settings otherwise i will remove you from the list!
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