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I Got Flown Out by a Professional Benchwarmer and Regret Was Immediate
God Was Belt to Ass That Entire Trip A Cautionary Tale One time I got flown out by a guy who “played” a professional sport and I’m saying professional very loosely. I’m not talking “last few minutes of the game” loose. I’m talking his ass was glued to the bench so hard, I don’t even think he had a uniform. He was basically a team prop. A mascot in Nikes. Now, I know you’re reading this like,…
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