#Designated driver

[flyboytracy]

#like fish out of water astronauts out of space

[metroidpewb]

When you are having a good time out partying at the club VS.

When you are the designated driver and have to protect your weakened friends as you carry their asses back to the room

[jamscandraw]

It’s 2060, nobody drives anymore!

[shastelly]

Mumbling

Lance: mumbling

Keith: Would you shut up!

Hunk: I’d let him keep it up if I were you.

Keith: What?! Why?

Hunk: Do you like your new Jeep?

Lance: still mumbling with eyes closed, hands clinging to arm rests

Keith: Hunk, what is he saying?

Hunk: Something along the lines of please don’t puke in Keith’s new Jeep.

Keith: Keep it up Lance! Good job man! I’ll pull over as soon as there’s a safe spot!

[thunderbirbthor]

[soniabigcheese]

Driving Lessons

Parker remembered them all. Scott. So keen to get behind the wheel that he took off before Parker got inside the car ... and promptly trashed the gardens of Creighton Ward manor. Virgil. He was more fascinated by the inner workings of FAB 0, spending more time under the hood. John. Sat there simply admiring the fact that this was a vintage car and therefore should be worshipped rather than used for driving lessons. Gordon. Flatly refused to drive ... until he spotted Lady Penelope. He was so desperate to impress her that he slammed the door too quickly and ripped her outfit. Alan. The only one to have the honour of driving FAB 1 after his unconventional rescue attempt. Oh yes, Parker remembered them all. Bonus ... Lady Penelope. Banned from driving completely because she's a maniac on the roads.

[flyboytracy]

[stylestasher]

designated driver

[thunderbirbthor]

ninja dog

[hellyeahomeland]

John Zabel | Master of Facial Expressions II

[flyboytracy]

[shittyshitposts]

[norafleischer]

Ever wonder what I do when I’m not climbing mountains? Probably not. But I enjoy fucking with people on my free time.  

[countessofsnark]

Snarky Recap - Thunderbirds Are Go: “Designated Driver”

Also known as the FAB and the Furious.

Alarm mode: “We have a situation!” Does Alan ever sleep in his bed though? I don’t think Mother Hen Scott needs to pull this trick with Virgil or Hell will descend upon Tracy Island. (Also: when will we get to see the other bedrooms? Pretty please with a cherry on top?)

Sherbet door knockers. Why haven’t I noticed that before? 

Alan vs driving lessons: wait what? Noodle Child can fly a state-of-the-art rocket but he can’t drive a car? There goes the old head canon that Alan is an accomplished racing driver. *sigh* (Also, the look of sheer horror on Noodle Child’s face is too precious)

Sounds like learning how to drive is an important rite-of-passage in the Tracy family. I’m now imagining the other brothers getting taught the art of driving and it’s a fic waiting to be written, basically. *flailing*

FAB 0 - the Coke Zero of Lady P’s car park: same look, zero gadgets.

So... Parker likes antiques, eh? “Like Lady Sylvia” - Parker, you scoundrel you. *nudge wink*

Flair, thy name is Great Aunt Sylvia. Also, how do these two manage to look so slim and fabulous when they’ve got half a bakery shop on the table between them? Maybe they’re born with it. Maybe it’s the result of slaving away at the resident gym.

“Very little happens around here...” *cue window being smashed and two burglars casually stepping into the room* You were saying, Penelope?

Looks like the drifting lessons aren’t paying off just yet...

Wow, Alan, you just broke Parker’s arm and all you can say is “sorry”? Teenagers, eh.

National Treasure: the Creighton-Ward edition.

You are without a doubt the worst pirates... eh, burgars, I’ve ever seen. I almost feel sorry for these lads.

*insert Benny Hill theme*

When in doubt: tea. Or should that be, Aunt Sylvia’s special-tea? *grins*

“Use the Tea, Penelope.” May the Tea be with you.

A stabilizing force field? Guess my Star Wars reference was justified after all.

“Alan passed his driving test with flying colours.” Puns, glorious puns. *fist bumps Parker*

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads. (sorry had to re-use that one)

I do hope that’s not the last we’ve seen of Aunt Sylvia. I’ve been looking forward to this episode since the series launched (no pun intended) and for what it’s worth, it did not disappoint.

[seminolesagainstdrunkdrivin-blog]

Say no to drinking and driving