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Understanding Erectile Dysfunction in Unconsummated Marriages: Causes, Symptoms, and Treatments
Understanding Erectile Dysfunction in the Context of Unconsummated Marriage 1. What Is Erectile Dysfunction? (ED Explained) 1.1 Defining Erectile Dysfunction: Medical Perspective Let’s get straight to the point: What exactly is erectile dysfunction (ED)? Medical Definition: Erectile dysfunction is the consistent inability to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for satisfactory sexual…
#ErectileDysfunction#Cardiovascular health and ED#Causes of erectile dysfunction#Communication about ED#Cultural stigma and ED#Diabetes management and ED#Early signs of erectile dysfunction#ED and Mental Health#ED couple therapy#ED exercises#ED FAQs#ED in Marriage#ED Success Stories#ED Symptoms#ED Treatments#Erectile Dysfunction#Erectile Dysfunction diagnosis#Erectile Dysfunction marriage impact#Erectile Dysfunction medications#Erectile Dysfunction statistics#Erectile Dysfunction therapy#Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Options#Foods to combat ED#Hormonal imbalances and ED#Impact of diabetes on ED#Marriage Counseling#Non-medication ED treatments#Physiological ED causes#Physiological factors leading to ED#Professional ED help
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The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show, 9th February 1964
#don't worry girls! his marriage vows mean nothing to him!#trying to work out what ringo is saying#looks like ‘woah… that’s morning’ to me#which I’m guessing is a ringo joke about the lights going up#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#george harrison#ringo starr#ed sullivan#the first u.s. visit#javelin's gifs#javelin's gifs: 1964
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yeah yeah yeah the canon Greek analogues for Bella and Edward are Persephone and Hades but hear me out:
Psyche and Cupid
#yeah I cherry-pick the lore but so does smeyer leave me alone!!!!!!#anyway. first of all we get the human-supernatural dynamic back. big win.#we also have the death/marriage combo with the transition to the unknown#the beautiful meadow setting!!!!!!!#psyche cannot help her curiosity (even if she’s pushed by her sisters whereas Bella’s on her own)#Cupid has the monster/beautiful man duality (kinda)#Cupid LEAVES he is a LEAVER like Eddie#there’s the near-drowning parallel#psyche goes to the under world <--> bella goes to the tunnels under Volterra#psyche falls into that deep sleep and Bella’s convinced she’s dreaming at the end of new moon#psyche becomes immortal to be with cupid#psyche is considered the goddess of the soul and we know how Ed would feel about THAT#thanks for coming to my TED talk#hoa5#twilight#bella x edward
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I just found a quick way to check on your abortion/LGBTQ+ rights in your state!
sexetc.org lets you sort by your state for various laws and for ways to take political action (even if you’re a minor!)
it also has a lot of sex-ed material if you weren’t taught it at school.



#stay safe#check your rights#spread the word#spread the message#us politics#politics#election 2024#us elections#presidential election#lgbtq community#lgbtqia#lgbtq#lgbt#lgbt pride#queer#queer community#lgbtq positivity#lgbtq rights#lgbtq pride#marriage equality#abortion#reproductive rights#bodily autonomy#reproductive justice#reproductive health#abortion rights#sex education#sex educator#sex ed for grownups#sex positivity
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GUYS!!!!
Do you like Bungou Stray Dogs??
Do you enjoy supper cool streamer AU fics??
Do you ALSO enjoy chronically ill characters written by chronically ill authors??
YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NEED TO READ MY BESTIE/QPR HUMAN’S SOUKOKU HURT/COMFORT CHRONICALLY ILL STREAMER AU!!!
Some Secrets Are Worth Sharing By the wonderful @izabubble
Dazai and Chuuya are Streamers.
Dazai is chronically ill.
Dazai and Chuuya are happily married and in the process of adopting a kitten.
Wait- what was that last one?
or.......
The classic SKK streamer au relationship reveal but add to that a chronically ill Dazai dealing with the physical and emotional stress of a flare up, while also prepping for VidCon (which he might not even be able to attend), and now the public is trying to figure out who his secret roommate is.
(P.s. It's his husband)
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They have left everyone on a very dramatic cliffhanger at the moment and i’m currently reading/editing the next chapter (it’s very good in my incredibly unbiased opinion)
GO READ IT!!!
#fic rec#i am the beta reader if you could not tell#loosely based on hermitcraft#author is very obsessed with hermitcraft that’s kinda were the correlation ends#bungou stray dogs fanfic#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bsd skk#soukoku#double black#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#chronic illness#chronic pain#streamer au#secret marriage#hypermobile eds
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so this applies to nearly every found family show but it’s my party and i’ll post if i want to ofmd said ‘a lot of what we’re taught about being a man is wrong’ but it also said ‘a lot of what we’re taught about having a family is wrong’
it said you can make your own family out of a ragtag bunch of misfits. you don’t have to honour your parents. you don’t have to be cishet. you don’t have to be monogamous. you don’t have to stay in your miserable marriage. you don’t have to have kids. you don’t have to find a partner while you’re young. you don’t have to find a partner at all. there’s no set way to be in a relationship. your family should accept you as you are. you can create a family even if you haven’t had one before. you can join a family you previously shunned. you can leave your biological family if they don’t treat you well. you don’t have to forgive people who wronged you but you can if you want and sometimes that’s healing
#this post is brought to you by me listening to becoming the lastnames#and thinking about how stede’s marriage to ed is going to be so wildly different to his marriage to mary#ofmd#waxing lyrical
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I’m still mad
#our flag means death#our flag means pride#our flag means gay#our flag meets death#our flag means love#our flag means zaddy#our flag bbc#our flag means forever#ed x stede#stede bonnet#ofmd stede#blackbeard x stede#stede fucking bonnet#stedeward#edward x stede#blackbonnet#blackbeard#ed teach#ed babygirl teach#edward teach#gentlebeard#gentleman pirate#crossover#adam driver#stede and ed#stede and Ed’s inn#pirate husbands#taika waititi#rhys darby#marriage story
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Happy Marriage Season 2 | OP 「 幸せな約束 」
#anime#anime gif#anime edit#anime opening#anime op/ed#romance anime#my happy marriage#watashi no shiawase na kekkon#miyo saimori#kiyoka kudou#miyo x kiyoka
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it's late at night and im once again wondering where aaron stashed their rings and whether he kept them close and what would happen if john found them?
and what about robert's watch? and The leather jacket?
what about all the old sugden-dingle tokens?
i mean, it's so funny how over it is for john that it doesn't even matter if he is a serial killer and tries to kidnap and kill aaron in the future. robery already did all of that first, so no points for originality. the weirdo seems to copy big bro in everything.
also, the minute robert comes back with seb in hand, aaron will instantly start ovulating or whatever tf he does when the family syndrom hits, so it's double over for john, especially now that aaron found out he inherited doomed cancer genes from chas so seb is literally the only child he will ever have had
#robron#ed rant#no more ivf plots for me thanks!#maybe they can adopt but thats it#anw it's gonna be an interesting couple of months ahead#for john#with all his crimes looming over his head#and the massive shadow of robert sugden weighing down his marriage
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ed glancing sideways at stede during the vows after the season opened with the whole wedding figurine thing oh my GODDD he wants to get gay married so bad..............
#BARKING SCREAMING CRYING !!!!!!!! GAY MARRIAGE.........#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ed x stede#stede x ed#2x08 mermen
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This Vinny storyline sounds great, but it could go soooo badly wrong, I need him to be bisexual rather than gay because the implications of him having married an asexual woman otherwise...
#let's not fuck with liv and vinny's marriage!!!!#they were in love and it was beautiful how easily he accepted her asexuality and didn't see it as a problem in their relationship#we are not now doing that he accepted it so easily because he's gay#ed spoilers
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Calm Before The Storm {A Kn8 short story} [Directly inspired by Ch. 117] soooooo...spoilers
Kneeling on a pillow before a low peach wood desk, settled a man. A powerful man with a powerful presence, having long hair and dressed in dark purple robes with woven black silk and kaiju armor, fitting for a high ranking kaiju killer. He continued to write, unbothered by the audience before him. Standing at attention beside the official was a soldier in full regalia, his face obscured into anonymity.
"If that is everything, then everyone is dismised." Soshiro Hoshina, leader of the Hoshina clan, commanded to the squad leaders he had summoned to his personal office.
While the rest had bowed graciously and filed out in-sync, one had decidedly stayed behind against orders. Konomi Okonogi, an lower ranked advisor to the clan had stood unshaken before the forth son of the Hoshinas. She was waiting quietly for him to acknowledge her on his own. A small moment passed, filled with the quiet swishing and slicing of a stiff brush gliding over paper. The soldier, noticing that the advisor hadn't left had also noticed his commander refusing to acknowledge the wayward interloper. The soldier let out a muffled cough as a cover for him to disguise a nudge to his higher officer with his foot. Being jarred from his concentration on official paperwork, Soshiro finally decided to address the nosy advisor in the room.
"Is there something to be left said, Miss Okonogi? As you can see, everyone else had left."
"Yes, there is." The locally stationed advisor stated, "It's about your continued decision to employ someone with... lackluster talents as your personal guard. Your family remains ever concern about such choices."
"And they will continue to worry as they are prone to do so as blood relatives." Hoshina finally looked up from his work and looked at the advisor fully, "They may question it all they like, but it will not change the fact that I have made it." He looked back down dismissively to begin again on his paperwork.
"Since the fourth son of a somewhat prominent family is not in that high of demand, my guard's skills are sufficient enough for his task which, need I remind you, is escorting me across town to my family's manor and back. Nothing more." He resumed the meditative writing as a way of making his point clear and matter resolved.
Okonogi sniffed stiffly as she took the transgression silently. She bowed nonetheless and shuffled herself out the office door. After closing it behind her, the soldier let out a low sigh of relief. Hoshina chuckled to himself, somehow finding all of it funny.
"Ya know, for a group of people ya hardly see, they sure like to press on personal matters." The soldier finally spoke when he felt the sudden tension leave his shoulders.
"They're not pressing the matter, she is." Soshiro sighed as he started the process of cleaning up his brush, "She's being paid to question any decision I make that doesn't sound like any my family would make themselves." Hanging the brush on a rack and shuffling some items on his desk around for cleanliness sake, the commander eventually lifted himself from his kneeling position and let out a long and low groan as he stretched, satisfied.
"Come along, darling. After leading training and all of that paperwork, I feel a deep need for a cleansing." Soshiro said as he slid his hands into his oversized sleeves.
"I've told you not to call me that." The soldier's warning was muffled through the clay face mask he wore.
"Oh please, we're the only people on his side of the manor now. And in a few minutes, I get to call you whatever I want." Hoshina retaliated with a hint of joy undercutting the mocking statement.
The two of them filed out of the small office, the commander in front and his loyal body guard never far behind. It was well past sunset and the sky made it clear it was reaching late dusk. The last rays of sunlight filtered through the paper doors that lined the long hallway to the natural hot spring located on premises. Once they entered the outdoor bath and had closed the door, making sure it couldn't be opened easily, only then did the energy in the air begin to waver. It changed from official and stale, to feeling charged, almost teetering on playful or mischievous.
Soshiro found a lit candle on a nearby stool and followed his guard as they walked the stone path that lined the edge of the spring. Kafka did his part of unhooking metal lanterns that hung from tall wooden post high in the air and brought them down to chest level for Soshiro to light them. After making certain that any night breeze wouldn't extinguish the little flame easily, did Kafka hang the lantern back up and move on. They made a full lap around the spring and walked back to the front of the bath. Soshiro tugged on one end of a strip of leather that held back most of the glossy locks that draped from his regal head and sighed as its weight shifted.
"Well, are you going to help me or not?" The commander tittered playfully as he stoked his hair over his shoulder. He watched his soldier tug at the strings holding his face mask in place. A hand came up to rub away the thin sheen of sweat that had built up under it as the other placed the mask on a table.
"One of these days' we're gonna get caught because of your impatience" The soldier said as he made himself see clearly again.
Dropping the mask revealed the man underneath to be Kafka Hibino, once a lowly foot soldier in the Monkey squad, now currently having the coveted position of being Soshiro Hoshina's personal escort and body guard. A position he wasn't aiming for, but with how his relationship with the fourth son of the Hoshina's was going, it wasn't one he minded terribly. While it was blatant favoritism that earned him the position, it was clear to the both of them that it could never be trusted to anyone else. He began to walk over to where Soshiro was waiting patiently to have help removing the heavy Kaiju-leather plates that make up a hunter's armor.
"If you keep talking about it, eventually you'll make it so. I almost wonder if you want it to happen." Soshiro sang with a honeyed tone.
"It will happen if you don't fix the problem of not being able to keep your hands to yourself." Kafka stated as he began to mess with the ties holding the pauldrons to his shoulders. He smirked as he chuckled in his mind, thinking about all the times he had to stop his commander from launching himself across tables at people, from starting duels in the street, or making sure he didn't get caught with his hand snaking their way onto his body guard's... person.
"I haven't ever heard you complain about it before." His commander said with mock admonishment. He held onto the discarded pauldrons as Kafka began to work on the belts holding the chest piece in place. "Maybe it just means we're both rotten to the core." Hoshina continued to tease as he leaned back closer to Kafka's chest.
"It's not hard to be influenced by you when you make yourself so inviting." Kafka hummed as he leaned in closer to Soshiro's ear, "I just consider myself lucky that I'm the only one my commander had decided to make himself a completely vulnerable fool in front of." He whispered as his hands traveled southward, past the belt that held up the lower portion of armor and unexpectedly squeezed his partner's upper thigh.
Soshiro jabbed him with his elbow in retaliation, causing the two of them to giggle and make Kafka lose his grip on the belt. He finished with his task and helped remove the chest plate afterward. Once he gathered all the removed armor and set them on the table, did he offer himself up to his commander for the same courtesy. Kafka let him pull at the strings holding his helmet in place, the both of them knowing full well that he could do it himself. They knew as well that Soshiro liked the opportunity to hold his lover's face in his hands.
After taking off the helmet, Kafka took it out of Soshiro's hands so his could be free to caress his. A face marked with long healed scars and patchy scruff, it was a face he found only his commander seemed to truly love. Fingertips traced the edges of its rough details while eyes drank in its softer ones. The small maze of wrinkles that lined his lips and brow, those gem-like blue-green eyes that could melt snow capped mountains or freeze them solid, and that warmth of a good soul that seemed to seep from every piece of contact his lover's hands could make on his face. These details were expressed to him, time and time again, but he never believed them until he heard it straight from his commander's honest lips.
One hand removed itself from the helmet it was holding so it could trap Hoshina's and bring it closer to his lips, allowing a moment where Kafka could drink in the other's essence as well. Savoring the cool skin on his and smelling the ink and leather oil sunk deep into Soshiro's natural perfume, permanently etching his presence onto the ridges of Kafka's mind. He sniffed and sighed and kissed it lightly before he let it go. Kafka liked to watch intently as those same hands roamed his body, giving him the same care and attention to his armor that he gave to his commander. It wasn't long before he was stripped of his armor as well. He took it from Soshiro as laid it to rest next to the other pile on the table.
Hoshina began to busy himself with removing the cloth robes that remained, not giving them any loving courtesy like the armor was given. They were quickly shed onto the stones before Soshiro stepped foot into the searing warmth of the spring water. Dunking his head in, he resurfaced swiftly and smoothed away some errant strands of hair from his vision. He began to tug on the last of the leather strip that held the rest of his hair back as he watched Kafka from the borders of the spring. As it all fell down heavily, Soshiro busied his hands with sweeping it behind his shoulders while he continued to rudely gawk at his partner undressing.
He had seen that man naked more times than he had seen himself, and he never tired from the view. Strong muscle wrapped and coiled around the soldier's arms while his torso held a softer image. Hoshina knew better than to doubt that rounded appearance, having seen and certainly felt what that upper body was capable of. His tongue darted out and swiped across his lips in reaction to seeing the top shirt being removed fully and folded onto the table. He moved closer to the rounded stone skirting of the small pool and saddled up to the edge in quiet anticipation. As Kafka's hands reached to waist of his pants, they stilled as he developed the familiar sensation of being watched.
"Do you really have to stare at me every time I undress?" Kafka called back, not bothering to turn around to confirm his suspicions.
"Do you have to act like a bashful maiden every time I do?" Soshiro teased as he stayed rooted to his spot.
Hoshina found himself biting his lip as Kafka just sighed and removed the rest of his clothing. He moved out of the way as Kafka strode over and began to act as if he was about to enter the pool, only to sweep the discarded robes off the floor and smirked coyly at Soshiro as he walked away with them
"I don't know why it bothers you so much. It's not like I haven't had you under me or anything." Soshiro teased back as he watched Kafka continue to put away the discarded attire.
"You start up that kind of attitude this early and I'm leaving." Kafka grumbled as his cheeks flushed bright red.
"If you're not in the mood, just say so." His commander pouted as he turned away from him in slacking scorn.
"Only because I'd like a chance to actually relax first." Kafka said with easy-going indignance. He returned to the pool holding the jade comb they used whenever they came to the spring together. Soshiro scoffed, but shifted himself into position anyway as his partner carefully splashed his way in.
"It would work that way as well. Hell's, I'd like to think that you would end up more relaxed by the time I was done." he joked as he leaned back into Kafka's awaiting lap, propping himself up between his knees.
"You're incorrigible." Kafka sighed as he shook his head.
He spent the passing time slowly raking the comb through the long silken strands of Soshiro's hair, taking care to brush slowly and chip away at any knots going from bottom to top. After making sure it was free of tangles, did he take more of their time combing through it all in long passes, just to savor the feeling. Soshiro reveled in the attention, never not once hating the feeling of being attended to like this. Sure, he had servants help him dress in the morning and even do his hair, but none of it felt the same as when it was done by someone he loved. Every few passes of the comb, he would feel short nails caress and scritch as his scalp, removing an itch that he didn't realize was even there. On windless nights, Soshiro could hear a deep, reverberating hum from the depths of Kafka's chest, usually a marching chant or a drinking hymn. The repeated, loving motions, the all-encompassing blanket of warmth, paired with the harmony of the wind and leaves matching the water and waves lapping at the stone beat for beat. Hoshina would willingly go penny-less and destitute, sick and infirm, if it meant he got to keep these moments forever.
Deep in the cavern of his blissfully silent mind, it took a while for Soshiro to notice that Kafka had stopped brushing and took up plaiting the infinite length. To be honest, he wasn't a fan of it. Leaving in the braid too long usually bent it into weak crimps and he could already hear the judging murmurs of his servants who had to deal with it in the morning. He was aware that Kafka was just the type of person who always felt the need to keep his hands busy. A trait that benefited him when it came to squad relations. Rarely was there ever an idle task when Kafka was released from his body guard duties. It was just how he spent his time relaxing, but did Kafka really have to take it out on his hair?
"You're doing it again." Soshiro muttered lazily, not bothering to stop his lover.
"I know." Kafka responded simply, the smile unmistakable in his soft voice.
"You know everyone hates it when you do that." The commander sighed. He heard a puffy chuckle before Kafka responded.
"Do you know why I do it anyway?" he said as he held his hand out for the leather hair tie.
"Mmm... Humor me." Soshiro softly moaned and he began to feel those gentle hands move again.
"Because no one knows it's me." He whispered, "Because it makes your hair do a fun little dance for me as I follow you around. It's something I do to you that lets me remember that I'm yours." He finished curling the long braid around itself into a snug bun and cinched it up with the leather cord
"And you're mine." Kafka tacked on tenderly, along with a quick peck to an unsuspecting commander's forehead.
"Well then... I guess I can't bring myself to hate it as well." Soshiro declared as he lifted himself to a higher sitting position.
"Especially after hearing something so sweet." He scooted himself more fully into Kafka's lap and wrapped his arm around his shoulder.
Their lips touched and moved languidly against each other. No need to rush or to stop was felt when they started, and there wouldn't be for the rest of all their night together. Such was the case when two lovers fell into a wanting dance. Kafka softly sighed as his partner's hand tugged at the hairs of his nape and soothingly massaged the back of his neck. Soshiro beamed as he felt his soldier's sharp teeth and pointed canines pull teasingly at his lower lip, causing a breathy giggle. Hibino broke away from the dance first, deciding to slowly lavish a trail of wet kissed down the taut plains of Hoshina's neck. He tasted the sulfur of the water and the salt of the sweat as he savored the journey to the hard edges of his bath-mate's bare shoulder.
It was there that Kafka decided to stop his conquest and inhale his lover's scent once again. Breathing deep and slow, he made his mind expand and bask in all that he could feel, all he could sense. His arms unconsciously tightened around Soshiro's waist as a wisp of melancholy seeped into his heart. His nose nuzzling its way back up the path he made on the neck felt very much different from the moments they were making before. Hoshina dug deep into his will to separate their chests from each other so he could look his love in the eyes. He felt his smile carry a hint of the melancholy that had seemed to enter Kafka's heart as well as invaded the sanctity of his expressive face. A hand traveled from Kafka's broad chest to tease the corner of his lips into a happier expression.
"Your mind is very loud again. It's practically coming out of your eyes." Soshiro huffed quietly as he continued to watch the other's face shift through different shades of the same emotion.
"It's just... this... the world... something's been feeling off lately. Like this isn't going to last forever." Kafka's voice rumbled with the weight that he had been feeling on his shoulders.
"You're manifesting again." Soshiro called back, thinking a joke would help lighten the mood.
"It doesn't feel like that. More so like a... premonition. A gut feeling that's arrived and hasn't left." Kafka brought his face closer, rubbing his nose against Soshiro's and sought comfort and warmth in their closeness, "I keep waking up in the morning, thinking that it's going to be the last time I get to see you. It scares me."
"I would rather be stabbed through the heart before I let things stay that way between us." His lover affirmed solidly as he brought both of his hands to cage Kafka's face, "This isn't coming from what Miss Okonogi said earlier about my family, is it?"
"I wish its origins were that simple. I've had this feeling for a while now." Kafka's gaze softened even more as he basked in their continued embrace.
"If that feeling gets worse, I want you to remind yourself of one thing." Soshiro spoke softly, treating each word like a fragile feather.
"And what's that?" Kafka whispered back, a flicker of hope sparkling in the shape of his lips twitching into a smile.
"No matter what comes, no matter what happens, may it be something trivial, or the ending of the world, I will be yours." Soshiro placed a gentle kiss on the bridge of Kafka's nose as he continued to promise, "And I will find you no matter where, no matter when, and tell you that, over and over again. In as many different ways as needed until you never feel like this again."
They continued to indulge in each other's comforting presence until their tired minds couldn't take being awake anymore. Even as Kafka felt his mind be overtaken with the inescapable need for sleep, his mind echoed his partner's sentiment over and over again. He knew those words were true, and knew better than to doubt a promise from his commander and lover, but it affected little to the growing fear that leeched onto the fibers of his emotions. One thing he said did seep in however. He knew, really and truly knew, that they would find each other. Again and again.
No matter what.
#Kafka [undressing]: Do you Mind!?!?#Modern day Hoshina [Watching]: Nope <3#Never change buddy. Never change.#Imma be honest#I free handed those last few paragraphs.#This isn't me bragging / I lost the plot at the end there#I wasn't supposed to make myself almost cry!?!?!#It was supposed to be about a possible arranged marriage between Soshiro and an implied Mina!#Instead I just reminded myself of how f*cking lonely I am.#Whelp If I feel it maybe It will torture others too.#Also guess why Its called Calm Before The Storm.#Because this conversation happens two weeks before the Meraki Kaiju fight. : D#No I'm not demented Why do you ask?#Also me ->#My brain [chanting]: Fate-Ed Soul-Mates! Fate-Ed Soul-Mated!#Me [Hunched over my phone in a closet at work]: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON RONTOTO YOU SICK FUCK!!!!#kaiju 8#kaiju no. 8#kaiju no.8#kaiju no 8#kaiju number 8#kaiju n8#kaiju no. eight#kafka hibino#hibino kafka#soshikaf#soshiro hoshina#hoshina soshiro#hoshikaf#kafhoshi
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‘You really don’t have to do this.’
‘Yeah, I know I don’t…’
Ed would’ve signed the Act of Grace even if it didn’t save Stede’s life. He’s signing it for himself and Stede. He’s just a lost kitten who wants to be with him. Ed’s going to the ends of the earth with this gorgeous lunatic from this point forward (he thinks).
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absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-
they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.
#'hes just having sex with /me/ because he knows im not going to stab him in the back (literally)'#meanwhile theyre having the most tender schmoopy sex known to man because theyre both so fucking in love#(not 2 say anything abt the actual sex theyre having they can be as rough as they want itll still be tender because theyre having FEELINGS)#'of course we have a matlotage it'd be silly to not have a financial agreement when our lives are so entwined. whats mine is his'#and at the same time theyre celebrating anniversaries with blowout bashes and gifts and shit and just#theyre so fucking aware of their marriage but theyre SO STUPID about it#'but what if he doesnt like me like that' about the man whos slept next to him for decades#nyxtalks#ofmd#izzy hands#israel hands#edizzy#blackhands#anyway it ends when someone else finally points it out#classic steddyhands set up. eds talking about his relationship with izzy and stedes like 'youre married' 'yeah but not like that'#'absolutely yes like that edward- am i the other woman?????' and it takes a few days and a lot of convincing but they talk about it#and realise oh theyve been real actual married all their lives huh#que more fucking schmoopy sex. hand holding and tears and shit and maybe its a little cringe but its their wedding night ok ????????
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#I’m going to hell for laughing at the comments. but so is mick (for other things). so no biggie#honestly this suddenly being news is very weird to me#b/c the interview they’re referencing is from like 6 months ago#it was rachel johnson for tatler#I remember reading about her promise ring and them not getting married because#‘we’re just so hot for each other and wouldn’t want to ruin it with marriage’#suuuuuuure#it’s got nothing to do with mick being absolutely incapable of commitment#especially one that could end in a *woman* getting any of his money#I don’t know#although mick probably does get soft at the idea of legally binding commitments and divorce settlements (I’m sorry for even thinking that)#if you read that interview and all the ‘cute’ teasing and how much they’re apart it’s pretty clear he has massive contempt for her#which isn’t unusual per se for him. he’s a raging misogynist. but he certainly seemed to like L’Wren and even Jerry more than this#I doubt they’ll really tie the knot but maybe#just for him to have the chance to leave nothing to the kids and the exes out of sheer spite. not sure he’d leave it all to her or create#some elaborate will that will end in years of litigation. or giving her a chunk and the rest to some third party as a final f you to#the family. as is his wont#he’s liable to get his ass casey kasem-ed that way but so be it#the rolling stones#old married band#mick jagger#melanie hamrick
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Married With Children, 1987 - 1997
#married with children#kelly bundy#christina applegate#peggy bundy#katey sagal#ed o'neill#al bundy#david faustino#bud bundy#tv#televsion#kitchen#kitchen table#go away#cuddle#nuzzle#affection#push away#1980s#1990s#family#marriage#children#teenagers#kitchenette
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