#Eddsworld Private brain

[lucartien]

I like the fact that Essy/Private brain remains a zombie forever as if something prevents her from becoming human again

I said this on Twitter/X yesterday and I think I need my dive on this topic. It doesn't need a theory because we don't have anything on it but with imagination we can imagine something.

Will Essy be the first subject of an experiment aimed at turning people into zombies? And where does all this harm end because the product was not ready enough or did not have an antidote? Was she born like that? No idea

[stickmenlover]

Doodles of some background characters, btw open for any suggestions of what should I draw!

[cherry-doodles2]

essy! private brains! woohoo! one of my fav eddsworld girls

i thought i posted this drawing but apparently not?? i drew this back in january but ig i forgot to post it LOL

[c0la-queen]

Hellooo! I just found your page and saw that you write eddsworld stuff! (It’s hard to find fics like yours) and I was reading some of it and I just had a request I wanted to ask (if you don’t mind :D) okay so imagine tords father being actually affectionate with his wife (in private of course) but not just like kisses and stuff he’s LITERALLY all over his wife and is literally not afraid to drag her into the bedroom and tries to tell tord to be like that with his future wife! Btw I love all your fics I’m still reading them now lol

Okay this is a little funny to me because I'm just imagining my version of Tord except he has zero to minimal amounts of daddy issues compared to what he has in my usual timeline. So for this ask, we're delving into Tord: Healthy Family Edition. (Also I am so sorry for being dead. I'm a freshman going to college for the first time and have been adapting to everything!! You guys' support and patience means everything to me!)

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So we're running off the scenario I gave in my Red Leader dating headcanons. If you haven't read that, see my General Dating Headcanons post.

If you're not interesting in reading that, which I totally understand, here's a brief summary of how Red Leader and Reader met:

Reader starts out as Red Leader's personal secretary. He's notorious for having such a horrible temper that he runs through secretaries like Sarah Boone ran through lawyers (true crime joke, sorry). However, Reader handled his temper and returned it to him tenfold, earning his respect and eventually his love.

Now, in this world, Tord actually had a healthy family life. As the ask said, his father was very openly affectionate and in love with Tord's mother when in private. With Tord and his younger sister, it was what you'd see from parents in media that were happy and in love. Open PDA, frequent dates, and compliments galore. Tord's father, as the Red Leader, would shower Tord's mother in gifts - the finest jewelry in whichever metal she preferred, luxury chocolates, trips to different countries, etc. But it wasn't always money. He spoiled her in other ways, too. Filling the house with vases of her favorite flowers. Giving her massages in the privacy of their bedroom if she was sore. Doing everything in the house on days when she's especially tired. When his mother was pregnant with Tord's younger sister, his father's already heavy spoiling was increased tenfold. Tord was old enough to perceive the world at that point, so his father made sure to hammer into his brain that when his future wife is pregnant, he needs to treat her like a goddess incarnate. Tord took that to heart.

When Tord got older - about his teenage years, maybe around when his father had "the talk" with him (he had no idea Tord didn't need "the talk" and that he had been exposed to copious amounts of hentai when he was 15) - his father started to teach Tord how he expected him to treat his future wife all the time. Of course, Tord had grown up seeing how his father lavished on his mother. But there were some parts that he didn't quite understand as a child that his father clarified. Like his mother's periods! His father taught Tord that while all periods were experienced differently, there were a few different things that generally all period-havers enjoyed. I recently saw a TikTok where a woman said "however much you're spoiling your girlfriend during her period, I want you to triple it." This is something that Tord's father would say to him.

As for bedroom happenings, Tord's parents would do what good parents should do and make sure that the kids are never exposed to that part of their lives. When they're old enough to know what sex even is, Tord wants NOTHING to do with even thinking about his parents having sex. It sends shivers down his spine. For your pleasure as the dear readers on the other side of the screen, I will just say - Tord definitely got his father's genetics <3. Tord's mother was a very content woman.

Back to present day Red Leader (Tord, not his father), there are two stages to his relationship with Reader. The first stage is when they're still dating. Well,, dating in Reader's eyes. As I said in the general headcanons, Red Leader sees dating Reader as an unneeded formality. But Reader, being sensible, still wanted to take it slow instead of jumping straight into marriage. She would continue to work as his personal secretary - its his fucking army, whose going to stop him? The HR department isn't going to say anything since they're both consenting adults and any soldier who is stupid enough to try to accuse Reader of being a gold-digger is going to be cleaning every bathroom on base for a month.

Where it differs in this timeline is that Red Leader wouldn't try to keep a professional air around you in public. He'll come up behind you and wrap his arms around your torso, resting his chin on your shoulder. It doesn't matter if you're talking to another soldier about some paperwork or some other red tape nonsense. If the soldier you're talking to has any objections, they're quickly silenced by Red Leader's piercing stare. They're not risking putting their ass on the line. If you berate him for it afterwards, Red Leader will just pout and whine like a petulant child. He was getting bored doing paperwork and just wanted to hold you, how is that a problem :( He's so protective of you and is even more open about it now. He'll give you at least one body guard if you're going somewhere without him. Makes sure that you're exempt from normal soldier duties because HIS darling should only be tending to him and that's it. He openly shows so much favoritism toward you that even if you two were trying to keep your relationship a secret, every soldier was able to see it within like a week.

Once you two are married, you don't have the option of still getting to be a soldier. Red Leader will let you have whatever hobby you want - no matter how strange, niche, or complex it is, he'll fund it just to make you happy - but you're not going to be doing ANY kind of work if he has anything to say about it. Even if you just end up sleeping through most of the day, he's perfectly content to let you nap the day away all safe and cuddled up in his luxury satin bedsheets. Shows so much PDA all the time. Doesn't matter where you are or who is there. If you're in the base and some soldiers come into Red's office for something, he'll talk to them with a straight face while you lounge on his lap doing something or other. Discussion over drinks with an ally world leader of his? He'll still have you pulled flush to his side with his arm around your waist. Out in public with cameras on you? You bet your ass he'll still pull you in for a sweet, chaste kiss or press his lips to your temple as a silent reminder that he loves you.

Took all his father's advice to heart. You are the most spoiled person on the entire planet, you think. Cleopatra would be so envious with the way that you had Red Leader falling to his knees at your feet just to make you happy. Anything you want, anything at all, he'll get it for you. There has been multiple times where you were craving something specific from a certain country and Red Leader made it his mission to fly out to that country just to get you your craving. All the same kinds of presents that he watched his father shower on his mother - he would get for you, too. Jewelry in your favorite gemstones or ones that matched your eyes. Diamonds in every form, shape, and size. Clothing made of the finest imported materials. Desserts from around the world that were made for queens. Hundreds of dollars of perfumes in your favorite scents. Anything and everything just for you.

Takes your periods very seriously. He somehow knows your cycle better than you do. Tracks it like his life depends on it. He knows that your period is coming days before you're even aware that its time. The morning it starts, he's already got everything on hand. Whatever things work best for your period. A heating pad or ice packs, a bottle of Midol, and every snack and drink that you crave. He'll have the base kitchens make bulk desserts just to have on hand for you. Ice cream is already in the freezer. You're aching or bloated? The bath is already full and has your favorite bath oils added. That metal arm does wonders to massage your aching muscles. If you need something weighted for your cramps, what better than a buff soldier to lie on top of you! (If you need any kind of release, Red Leader isn't afraid of a little blood ;3)

If you ever get pregnant? Forget ever getting up for any reason other than daily exercise that's healthy for you and the baby. Even then, you're only allowed to walk around you and Red Leader's living quarters or out in the grassy training grounds with Red Leader by your side the entire time. Other than that, you are confined to bed or couch rest at all times. You are literally growing his child every hour of the day for the next nine months. Red Leader doesn't want you even thinking of doing anything other than resting and being the amazing person that you are. He'll do everything that the base doctors said would be good for you and the baby. He makes vitamin and herbal drinks for you, gets you every craving, and makes sure you're at top health. He deals with your shifting hormones without ever making a fuss. The affection is cranked to maximum - with the gift-giving having the added bonus of baby oriented items. He was never happier than when he sat on the floor of the nursery, putting together your new IKEA crib while you researched nursery themes on Pinterest in the plush chair against the wall. Not to mention, he increased base security more than ever during those nine months. He didn't want any of his enemies even sneezing within 1,000 miles of the base without him knowing about it. Not when the love of his life was more vulnerable and fragile than ever.

Tord's father in this timeline would be proud of the man he raised. Women are a gift to this world and deserve to be treated as such. Reader is Tord's entire world and he wants her to feel like it.

[scorcherphoenix]

Yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Eddsworld (how time flies) Newground have made an art contest for this occasion so I decided to make some drawings, the Zombeh episodes are the ones that drew me to the series so after I finish the one with Tom in his Monster form I thought It would be cool If I did something with Zombies, how bad I didn't have much time, I would have like to put more extra zombies in there. The contest donated half of the money they got from the sponsors to the charity "Young Lives vs Cancer" you can make a donation to this charity too if you want. I hope you have a nice EDD day.

[wereallsaloonaticshere]

Don’t think about the last lines too much.

Eddsworld; fanfic, Ship; EddTom AU; highschool

Description; Edd gets annoyed by people not thinking brown eyes are the shit. (which they are).

Word count: 1,538

“Oh, you’re eyes are like a drop of lovely water in an infinite ocean!” He said, leaning on the locker beside her, pushing a strand of her long blonde hair behind her ear

“Oh, haha!” She giggled, fiddling with the bracelets that ran up her arm.

“Ugh.” Edd said, quietly to himself, “How cringy can you get?”

“What?” Tom asked

“Them!” He gestured over to the two love-birds, “Could they be anymore clique?” He shut his locker a bit harder than he usually did. 

“What, are you heterophobic, Edd?” Tom said, referencing something they overheard in the halls the day before, “You’re heterophobia isn’t very nice, Edd.” 

“Shut your fuck up!” Edd laughed, then got quiet as they both shuffled awkwardly past a teacher, hoping they didn’t hear them.

“You are. Oh my-I can’t believe it.” Edd laughed at the face Tom made when he said it, one of mock betrayal, and punched him in the arm. “You think you know somebody.”

“No, but really.” Edd said, pushing open the cafeteria doors, “He said she had ‘blue eyes like on ocean’? Who actually says that anymore?”

“A couple liking each other’s eyes. They should be hunted for sport.” Tom said, which treated him to another punch in the arm.

“It’s just so overused! Aren’t you, like, an aspiring song writer or something? Shouldn’t this tick you off more than me?” Edd said, then waved hello to Matt as he slung his backpack onto the table and flopped down into the chair. 

“No because why the fuck would I give a shit?” Tom asked, taking out his pen and notebook.

“What are you guys talking about?” Matt asked, mouth full of burger

“Edd’s turning emo.” Tom said

“Welcome.” Matt said

“No I’m not, fuckwad!” 

“You hate love though.”

“I HATE that blue eyes are the only colored eyes that get compared to stuff! You don’t know what it’s...” Edd trailed off, then turned toward Matt, “you don’t know what it’s like having brown eyes!” 

“But your eyes are just as beautiful as anyone else’s, and I could compare them to anything if I applied myself.” Matt said, rolling his eyes.

“Easy for you to say; your eyes are like a fucking renaissance painting.” Edd huffed. “There are swirls of blue and green and-fuck! Even fucking yellow!” He squinted his eyes, “You couldn’t even begin to fathom what it’s like having one flat layer of brown.” 

“...” Matt sat staring in awe. “Edd...you realize that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me, ever, right?” 

“Lowkey gay.” Tom muttered, and crossed his arms, slouching over the table and stuffing a half-eaten snickers bar from earlier into his mouth.

“...” Edd’s cheeks turned pinkish. “No, I didn’t...I just wish I could have cooler eyes, is all. Don’t over think it.”

“You already have cool eyes, dumbshit.” Matt said

“Fuckin’ lair.” Edd laughed, “But thanks I guess.”

“Hey, Tom,” Matt said when he noticed Tom wasn’t writing in his notebook like he usually did, “what’s up? Want my kit-kat?”

“What are you saying? Of course he does.” Edd teases, seeing as Tom’s been gaining just a tad bit of weight

“You know what? Fuck all of you.” Tom stood up, grabbed his stuff, and left the table.

“...What’s got him so pissed?” Matt asked

“What are you talking about?” Edd joked and scratched at his hairline, “That’s classic Tom.” 

“I guess...hey are you going to eat lunch today or what?” 

“Oh yeah.” Edd glanced at the lunch line, which now wrapped around the entire cafeteria. “I think I’ll wait a little longer.” 

“...I still think Tom might be upset about something. Can you talk to him in calc for me?” 

“Sure.” Edd said, doodling a penis in the corner of the table, chuckling, then erased it, “Hey, speaking of calc, can you do my homework for me?” 

“Nah, dude, I hate math and I just got done finishing the test last period. My brain is fried.” 

“Ugh. Well, guess I’ll fail.” Edd shrugs with the confidence of somebody who knows how to cheat.

“Truly an inspiring story of determination.” 

~

“Hey, Tom-” Edd asked, once they were able to pair up for review before the test, “Wanna be my partner?”

“Um...” Tom scratched his neck and looked around the room. “Sure. You’re the only person here I don’t hate.” 

“Cool.” They both sat down at a table.

“So should we review the first part first, or should we-”

“Why’d you freak out at lunch?” 

Tom sighed.

“It just started to bother me, is all.” He said

“What did?”

“You straight up were flirting with Matthew!” Tom said, a bit too loudly. He looks around the room to see if anyone heard. “I mean, how can someone’s eyes even look like a renaissance painting? How’s that possible?”

“I just said it! I didn’t comprehend it!” Edd defended

“What does that even mean?”

“I don’t know!” Edd said, “What does it even matter?”

“...” Tom frowned, “Just...shut up about it.” 

“Shut up about what, Tom?” Edd crossed his arms, “Tell me before the teacher crawls up our ass about not studying.” 

“...I’ll talk to you later about it, okay.” 

“I already waited until the end of lunch-” 

“Teacher, can I switch partners?” Tom asked, avoiding Edd’s suddenly confused stare.

“Um.” The teacher looked between the two. “Sure, I guess.”

“Thanks.” Tom said, and walked to another group.

“You can study with Jon.” Teacher said to Edd, and the two studied together, with Edd occasionally looking over his shoulder to see if Tom was looking his way, though he never was.

~

Tom rushed through the double doors, trying to get lost in the sea of people, but Edd could spot his spiky hair a mile away. 

“Tom!” Edd shouted, and he grabbed his arm, spinning him around to face him. “What’s gotten into you, man? First you-” Sensing no out, Tom speaks up.

“Can we talk somewhere a bit more private?” He asked, as a few people gave them weird looks as they passed by.

“Um, sure.” Edd said, still holding his arm, and they walked towards a dead tree that was cut down years before. They sit under it, and Edd finally let go. 

Tom rubs his face and shakes his head a little, “Just...I didn’t like how you talked to Matt, that’s all.” 

“Why?” Edd asked

“It just made me feel weird, I dunno.” When Edd gave Tom a weird stare, he added, “Matt isn’t that pretty.”

“...So, what, you want me to compliment your....you?” Edd said, dancing around the what he was originally going to say.

“No!” Tom blushed, then coughed, “No. Just...it’s weird.” 

“...Right.” Edd put his hand over Tom’s, “You can tell me what’s really up.”

“...I just wish you’d say something nice about me, that’s all.” Tom mumbles.

“What?” 

“Say something nice about me sometimes, I say nice shit about you.”

“Really? When?”

“All the time!”

“To who?”

“Well, maybe I just think it, is that so bad?”

“...Wait,” Edd thought, “So you think nice things about me a lot?”

“No! Yes. I...” Tom rubbed his face again, causing some of his hair gel to flake out onto his hands and the knees of his ripped black pants. “I don’t know, man. It just happens.” 

“...Dude, do you have a crush on me?” Edd asked, then quickly added, “It’s fine if you do! Cute girls, cute guys, it’s both whatever.”

“I...you’re just really...nice and understanding and...” Tom squints at a root growing in front of him, “wait, you think I’m cute?”

“...” Edd self-reflects. He didn’t see Tom as unattractive, no. Thick eyebrows, black studs lining his ears, like a sort of goth-punk hybrid. He was sweet to his friends, funny in a lol so random xd sorta way, and would probably fight anyone if Edd told him they had dissed him. He also had this glow about him if he was talking about his favorite bands, or a piece of music he just learned, and his smile would seem so all-encompassing that it would seize your gaze by the throat. 

Kind of like what it was doing now. 

“Do you think I’m cute?” Tom asked, and began to shake Edd’s shoulders as a joke, rocking his body back of fourth.

“Tom, dude, shut up-”

“Oh my God you do!” Tom slowed down then. “That’s...crazy man.” He rubbed his neck, “Thanks for calling me cute.”

“Thanks for being jealous of me, I guess.” 

“Haha...you’re cute too. But not as cute as Billie Joe Armstrong.” Tom added to compensate for the blush running up his neck.

“Well, of course,” Edd rolled his eyes, “I don’t think that’s even possible.”

Tom laughed, then told Edd about the fanfiction he was writing about Shrek, and even though Edd purposefully zoned out because no matter how punk rock Tom was, he didn’t want to hear about his Shrek x Sonic the hedgehog fanfic, he felt the smile radiating off him. Edd smiled too.

[many-bugs]

Eddsworld character futures: Obviously tom marries Susan the guitar(humanized here) and has a kid. He gets no sleep what so ever but is happy none the less. Matt struggles with more memory issues until one day he recognizes private brains. She recognizes him too and thanks him for treating her like a person when she was a zombie. They soon become friends and Matts memory slowly starts to get better. Eventually they date maybe? Jon takes it upon himself to get revenge on Tord but instead sees how much pain he's in emotionally. They slowly(because of tord) become friends and Jon helps him out so he doesn't over work himself. Mark is rich and wants to be left alone. Edd and Eduardo now alone start to become friends and adopt a bunch of cats after ringos demise.((More like Eduardo got Edd kittens to make him feel better cause he has a crush))

[ask-ellsworld-girls]

Yo how are all of you?

Tori: … . Er. Could be better? Everyone else seems to be fine with this moving decision but me so I’d say they are fine.

Private: WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?

Tori: I stand corrected.

[lucartien]

(Tumblr please don't mess around)

Eddsworld French/Au

(also the French speakers some of their Headcanon as for Delaine)

I'm going to consider this really as an "AU" because it's just an idea that came to mind (as I'm French I wanted to put France more forward).

So I thought about the first name, know that the pronunciation is VERY important.

I couldn't put all the characters because there are a lot (especially those in the background)

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The pronunciation of the letters:

Background characters (because there are plenty you don't know):

⚠If you have already called one of her characters by another name example: Beatrice for Alice well do what you want, it's your Headcanon⚠

Delaine (fanon name): WTFutur/tiktok "grilled cheese"/comic 388: Waitress

Adelaide (fanon name): Spares/Fun dead, The woman who works for the arcade

Candice (fanon name by me): Fun dead, The woman has the apple green dress and the red bow in her hair

Alice (fanon name by me): Eddsworld comic 8: French waitress

Amber (fanon name by me): Fun dead, Zombie woman punching Edd in the face

Sasha (fanon name): Fun dead, Woman in roller coaster getting her arm bitten by a zombie

Arthur (fanon name) Randumb, Arthur is normally an artist's oc (hello Nemek if you don't pass by), she/he and her buddy saw that the guy who was with the president of the USA looked like his/her Oc so they decided to do of Arthur a Canon character

Robby (Fanon name): WTFutur, The guy who complained his chicken

Chris (Fanon name): Power edd: Guy taking pictures of Monster Tom

Ella (Fanon name):Eddsworld 20k, The Fursuit Woman

Roxxi/Roxanne (Fanon name): Power Edd, In the plane

Anaïs (fanon name by me): Beaster Bunny/Surf & Turf Wars, The girl in the turquoise sweater with a rabbit

Morganne (Fanon name by me): Comic 203/Beaster Bunny/Surf & Turf Wars,: "The mystery girl", Punk woman

Essy (canon name): Zombeh attack 3/Fun dead, "Private brains"

Trevor (fanon name by me): Beaster Bunny, security gard

Johnny (fanon name by me): Special Halloween, "Hockey Mask Wearing Freak"

Helloïse (fanon name by me): Miror-Miror, Ellsworld Hellucard

Veronica (fanon name): Eddsworld Comic 144, Woman wearing blue sweater

Chris (DJ) (fanon name): The End/Fun dead (?), The guy who is one of the people who opens the door for Tom, he has headphones on his shoulders

Amanda (Fanon name): Zanta claws 3: Girl in a bathrobe with a kind of pins "I love M@"

Jenny (fanon name): Christmas special/Official poster Woman with a red scarf

Annya (Fanon name): Christmas Special/ Official poster: Female red army soldier with a red armband and a star

Oriane (Fanon name): Eddsworld comic 351: Woman looking a lot like Katey, probably her twin sister