#Enemies of Reality

[confessionsofanangrymetalhead]

How Jeff Got His Balls Back

I was supposed to be finished with blogs/podcasts for the year after the most recent shit I released just two nights ago. But seeing the news post on Metal Injection’s Instagram account this morning excited me so much that before I even read the fucking story on their proper website, I went ahead and posted it on my Instagram story and wrote: “Way to go, Jeff! Congratulations, your balls and…

[backatitagainatichirakus]

Tobiizu fake relationship au in which they never actually agreed to start a fake relationship,

Izuna approached Tobirama and offered to let bygones be bygones aiming to get him to lower his guard and dispose of him/humiliate him/steal Senju secrets (or whatever he's bored) and Tobirama Knows it.

Tobirama: Izuna's goal every time we interact is to kill me. This is no different. But I can't reject him without jeopardizing our relationship with the Uchiha.

So they become "friends" and, after the second get together that Tobirama insisted took place on a VERY public location, Izuna realizes Tobirama is onto him. But he won't come clean, because that'll mean he'd lose, and he'd very much rather chew on his own eyeballs than concede a victory to Tobirama, so he goes full on Fake Bitch and tries to trick him into actually liking him.

Tobirama tries to avoid him afterwards because suddenly Izuna became more insufferable than usual but Hashirama is like noooo, you were making friends! Don't ghost your friend! Tobirama he might start thinking you hate him!

Tobirama does hate him, Anija.

Madara thinks Izuna is in love with Tobirama because he suddenly got VERY intense about him, more than usual, and he's like no you can do so much better please. He goes to Hashirama and Hashi is fucking thrilled because they could unite their families, a marriage to settle our alliance. Let me ask Tobirama what he thinks about it.

And Tobirama thinks is a great fucking idea actually. There's no way Izuna will keep this up if there's marriage on the horizon.

He's wrong. Izuna DOES keep it up, and after he sees Tobirama's little smug smile thinking he played him, he gets so angry he starts laughing like a maniac. Sharingan activated and all. Once his deranged laugher dies down he smiles "oh I'm so happy, I'm the happiest man alive!"

Now they're engaged and both fucking panicking.

The thing is, Tobirama is a controlling little freak, so even if he DOESN'T want to do this, he takes control over wedding planning and becomes insufferable in turn, tracking Izuna down to berate him because he needs to do his part as well! This is a very sensitive political affair and it cannot go wrong and Izuna I'm a sensor I know you're inside that well, come out you're gonna dirty the water.

Izuna starts to believe he was successful in his plan and now Tobirama thinks Izuna is in love with him for real and that's the worst thing ever.

Tobirama starts to believe Izuna actually meant the initial friendship overtures but after Tobirama's constant avoidance he accepted the wedding to punish him and this might be Tobirama's fault actually.

They tell nobody about what's going on.

On the wedding day Izuna breaks and hisses "I poisoned the wine!" Which is a lie, and Tobirama knows it, and he slumps in relief because that means Izuna does not want to do this. Alas, Tobirama planned this wedding for weeks with little to no sleep and invited a lot of very important people. He's NOT letting Izuna ruin all his hard work, so he drinks anyway and says "no you didn't" Izuna's eye twitch and drinks as well and now they're married.

Tobirama invents divorce a week later but they still keep on being roommates because it'd be humiliating if the other got the house in the divorce. They keep playing the friend chicken game for years to come, and build a life around the other. Izuna because eventually he starts to like Tobirama and decided to be merciful and never tell him about how this started so he could... He doesn't even remember what, kill him? Expose his fake ass? Unimportant (he still thinks Tobirama thinks Izuna meant to become friends at the beginning). Tobirama is like, I'm doing the world a favor by keeping him contained and also after so long Izuna's presence doesn't feel intrusive anymore and it's somewhat enjoyable (he likes him as well but he's never had a friend before)

Since Tobirama has no clue how normal friendships work, he follows Izuna's lead. Thing is, Izuna's naturally inclined to match anybody's freak so they actually end up following Tobirama's lead on it. And it gets. Weird.

Tobirama: hey if in tomorrow's mission you come across some enemies can you bring me a couple alive. I have a new idea I want to try

Izuna: no problem. Any specifics?

Tobirama: an earth affinity would be optimal. But if not, anything is fine.

Izuna: you got it.

Hashirama, Mito & Madara, who were having dinner with them:...

Izuna: hey when I die bring me back so I can kill whoever killed me.

Tobirama: if

Izuna: what

Tobirama: If you die. I'm about to reach a breakthrough on immortalily. You'll die when I let you.

Izuna is very touched.

Nobody even knows they're divorced.

[divineandmajesticinone]

"I can't go back and fix it..."

[herashifts]

“surely my drs cant get any more obscure” i say to myself

i look down and suddenly i have a script for an aquatic backrooms dr

[daily-dose-of-danno]

Can I give you a challenge? I fee like Tucker's side profile is one of the rarest things, I can't find any references for it 😭💔

Season 2, Episode 5 - The Ultimate Enemy

Season 2, Episode 6 - Identity Crisis

Season 2, Episode 17 - Reality Trip

Season 3, Episode 11 - D-Stabilized

Season 3, Episode 12 - Phantom Planet

[julielilac]

The Magician's Apprentice // The Reality War

[sarawritesif]

Ardenia Online is a fully immersive virtual reality MMORPG set in a fractured world where two realms collide — the techno-industrial sprawl of Abelion and the myth-touched wildlands of Ioyeni.

Players jack in to escape a dying Earth, finding power, meaning, or madness in the neural depths of the game. Every decision matters. The people you meet — they’re more than just code. They remember you. They rival you. They might even fall for you.

➤ Two Worlds, One Avatar

Switch between Abelion’s neon chaos and Ioyeni’s ancient magic. Your choices ripple between both worlds — forging quests, unlocking new identities, and altering destiny itself.

➤ Build Your Legacy

No rigid classes. Develop your character through stats, implants, magic, and choices. Everything from cybernetic spines to divine mutations is on the table.

➤ Romance That Evolves

Companions grow with — or against — you. Rivalries can become romances. Betrayals can become obsessions. Every connection is dynamic, memory-driven, and meaningful.

➤ Consequences Are Real

No reset buttons. Your wins and failures echo across the server. The world is reactive, persistent, and built to remember who you are.

Amelia/Abel [F/M]: Your best friend since childhood. Grounded. Steady. Comfort in human form. Amelia/Abel is the kind of person who brings you soup when you're sick and threatens your enemies with a shovel. Loyal to a fault — but that same loyalty can be classified into blind stubbornness. They want things to stay how they were, even if the world is changing too fast to hold onto. Quietly brave, a little anxious, always watching you for signs that you're slipping away.

Age: 23

Height: 5'6"

Skin: Fair with freckles

Hair: Curly (brown, Back Length for Amelia, blonde, Neck Length Abel)

Eyes: Hazel (Amelia), Amber (Abel)

MBTI: ISFJ

Enneagram: Type 6

Love Type: Friends to Lovers, Fast Paced

Raven [M/F/NB]: The mysterious strategist who sees through you. Intense. Razor-sharp. Elusive as hell. Raven doesn’t open up — they unfold slowly over time. They're analytical and cold on the surface, but their silence hides emotions. Observant to the point of discomfort. They remember everything. Will never admit they care, but they care so deeply it aches. The romance feels like solving a puzzle with your hands tied behind your back by barbedwires.

Age: 24

Height: 6'0"

Skin: Pale

Hair: Black, straight, Shoulder Length

Eyes: Onyx

MBTI: INTJ

Enneagram: Type 5

Love Type: Strangers to Lovers, Slow — slow Burn

Kai [M]: The firestarter. Charisma incarnate, walking serotonin and chaos. Kai’s your ride-or-die adrenaline junkie. He jokes through danger, flirts through fire, and fights like he has nine lives. But there’s depth under the bravado — fear of failure, a need to be seen, and an almost desperate hunger for connection he masks with swagger. He’s loyal, but unpredictable. You'll laugh with him. You might will cry too.

Age: 22

Height: 5'9"

Skin: Tanned

Hair: Dyed red, natural brown, Ear Length

Eyes: Turquoise-green

MBTI: ESFP

Enneagram: Type 7

Love Type: Fast-paced, Flirty Disaster

Nova [F]: The Healer. Warm. Empathic. A soul like moonlight on water. Nova is gentle with others, sometimes too gentle with herself. She listens more than she speaks, and when she does speak, it’s with weight. A natural healer, emotionally and physically, but struggles to prioritise her own needs. She’ll hold your hand through storms but might forget she’s getting wet too.

Age: 24

Height: 5'8"

Skin: Dark

Hair: Dreadlocks

Eyes: Deep brown

MBTI: INFP

Enneagram: Type 9

Love Type: Gentle Romance, Emotional Healing

Iris [F]: Tactical, graceful, deadly. Commanding. Strategic. Hot enough to burn and cold enough to freeze. Iris exudes competence and doesn’t suffer fools. She’s brilliant, blunt, and often a step ahead. She demands respect — but the real challenge is earning her trust. When she opens up (rare), it’s like standing in a sunbeam. She feels deeply but doesn’t always know how to show it without turning it into a battle plan.

Age: 36

Height: 5'10"

Skin: Brown

Hair: Wavy black

Eyes: Dark brown

MBTI: ENTJ

Enneagram: Type 8

Love Type: Power Couple, High Stakes, Slow Burn

Howard [M]: Scarred and silent. Grim. Stoic. Quietly haunted. Howard’s the type who keeps his back to the wall and watches exits. He doesn’t talk much unless it matters. But when he lets you in — it’s real. He’s not brooding for the aesthetic, he’s seen things he can’t explain and carries guilt like armour. Underneath that: surprising softness. The kind of man who’ll sit in silence with you because he knows sometimes that’s enough.

Age: 38

Height: 6'1"

Skin: Tanned, scarred

Hair: Short dark brown

Eyes: Grey

MBTI: ISTP

Enneagram: Type 1

Love Type: Protector Dynamic, Stoic Softie

Arlo [M]: Grumpy. Tired. Always one snarky comment away from becoming your problem. Arlo’s the kind of guy who rolls his eyes while patching you up, mutters "idiot" when you make a reckless choice, and then stands in front of you when things go bad anyway. He will protect you — just don’t expect him to smile while doing it. He has a soft side, but it’s buried under layers of deadpan, reluctant affection, and brotherly grumbling. Low tolerance for bullshit, but infinite tolerance for the people he secretly cares about. Especially his sister.

Age: 26

Height: 5'10"

Skin: Deep caramel

Hair: Cropped dark brown

Eyes: Warm brown

MBTI: ISTJ

Enneagram: Type 1

Love Type: Protective Romance

Alex [F]: Absolute gremlin. Tech goblin. The chaos engine. Alex is clever, snarky, loud, and borderline feral. He will roast you while fixing your hair and probably break into your heart by accident. He talks in memes, flirts in saracsm, and runs on caffeine and spite. Underneath the noise? Loneliness. Insecurity. Genius. And a weird sweetness he pretends doesn’t exist. If you romance him, it’s like dating a livewire with a crush on you and a grudge against god.

Age: 19

Height: 5'2"

Skin: Pale

Hair: Long ash-brown

Eyes: Pale blue

MBTI: ENTP

Enneagram: Type 4

Love Type: Banter-Filled Chaos, Fast Burn

Elara [F]: Elara is radiant — a bold idealist with a poetic soul. She speaks with passion, acts with purpose, and believes deeply in love, beauty, and people. There’s fire in her, and she’s not afraid to fight for what she believes in. But for all her confidence, she’s also deeply trusting — sometimes to a fault. She sees the best in others, even when they don’t deserve it, and her heart leads her into places her head maybe shouldn’t. She’s fearless in pursuit of what feels right — even when it puts her in danger.

Age: 22

Height: 5'5"

Skin: Fair

Hair: Blonde, wavy

Eyes: Blue

MBTI: ENFJ

Enneagram: Type 4

Love Type: Whimsical Soulmate, Artistic Romance

Sora [F]: Still waters run deep — and Sora is deep. Thoughtful. Unshakably calm. She's blind, but nothing escapes her notice. She listens like it matters. She moves like a whisper. She sees people more clearly than they see themselves. Getting close to her is like entering a quiet place in your mind you didn’t know you missed. But her calm hides storms — and some scars she doesn’t talk about yet.

Age: 23

Height: 5'5"

Skin: Pale beige

Hair: Soft grey

Eyes: White and clouded

MBTI: ISFP

Enneagram: Type 9

Love Type: Quiet Romance, Tranquil Connection, Soul mates

DEMO: TBA

[anexplosionofchaos]

yeah so like i see shin soukoku as like dating romantically involved whatever but they never figure out THATS what theyre doing. your telling me a kid who was practically locked in a cage his entire life and who probably gets all his romance knowledge (if he got any) from the few moments he was able to read in his orphanages library knows how to date? your telling me the kid who grew up in the slums with likely zero knowledge of how romance really works who then proceeded to join the mafia knows how to date?? there is no way they figure out thats whats happening honestly i just think theyd maybe make out after missions after kissing once (and getting embarrassed theyre not that oblivious) and figuring out they liked it, and endlessly pine (with no full knowledge of how to resolve the romantic tension) while maybe going out for food when atsushi gets hungry after they finish a job 😭 basically there just ends up being no concrete label to their relationship, its just partners and thats what they see eachother as yk

[sakurabraches]

gelphie but make it arcane s2e7 where elphaba (after no good deed but before kiamo ko) ends up in an alternate reality where she met the wizard and he actually granted her heart's desire and helped the animals and raised her high. and she's living with galinda in the emerald city, just like they planned

and it ends with their engagement ball, their big me meilleure ennemie moment is a recreation of their dance at the ozdust. and then elphaba goes back in her reality, alone and scorned by all oz, right as glinda gets to kiamo ko to warn her

[zaddizu]

“i hate you” muttered between kisses.

[asavt]

[ Reflection ] About yourself.

Was listening to Shunkan Sentimental by SCANDAL at like 10 p.m. and stayed up until 4 a.m. to work on this. I didn't finish it right away tho, I still had to sleep.

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[jaime-has-shifted]

I fear I haven’t used the freedom that shifting gives me to Its full extent.

[4thwallbreakerdraws2]

It’s not as much a question— But Mizuki— me! Made you a PUZZLE-VISION poster for when she makes her debut in the group tour! >w< I hope you love it! RTV Studios bring the impossible toward the possible tethers of human eyes—! Like hitting the jackpot!

[shiftwithalex]

Why wasn't my enemies to lovers only great angry sex, some angsts, comforting, and all that cute stuff.. my now boyfriend, tried to kill me multiple times disguising it as accidents ☹️☹️☹️, like sure I got all the things I listed... But the hate was so genuine even I hated him... BYE and it was not funny y'all, I was depressed and so angry at him all the time I swear I would've killed him if I had the chance and enough willpower to actually get on with it, good that I don't murder people, but c'mon, he tried to murder me so its Totally justified that I wanted to do the same to him ...

Genuine enemies to lovers is NOT for the weak, yes you want all the angsty stuff and the comforting and of course (maybe, don't know Any of y'all, just a wild guess) the great sex, but you should prepare yourself that you're going to get so butthurt at one point you just won't want to deal with your enemy (s/o) anymore, because genuine enemies means genuine enemies, just a small disclaimer from someone who went through it, but honestly now looking back at it, I wouldn't change it, but going through the enemies was NOT easy AT ALL.

M'kay byeeeeee 🤗🤗🤗

[dramaticpandabear]

The fact that Fiyero is literally Anthony if he were more laid back and didn’t care about the societal expectations of his status as a high ranking noble is literally FUELING MY BRAIN RN

[cherrydoodle]

Kokichi Ouma, Ultimate Gamer

It's easy to pretend this is all a meaningless game. He's the Ultimate Gamer, after all! Negative emotions are just status effects. Conversations are just dialogue trees. Motives are just quests. Yes, it's all just game mechanics he can master. He doesn't have to get attached. All he has to do is beat the game, just like he's done countless times before.

(That's what he tells himself, anyway. It's what he has to believe, to save them all. He can be the final boss for them, if that's what it takes. He has his own objectives—and he'll beat the true final boss, even if it means GAME OVER.)