#Field Training

[fatedroses]

POV: You laid hands on the garlean delegate, and suddenly there are two very pissed off elezen who just rotated you, standing there menacingly.

[hinamie]

new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me

[sheeps-eye]

X

[rhupi]

Team minato but rin and obito swap roles

Besties SWAP AU

Edit: forgor to add this

[starry-bi-sky]

bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will

these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives

"what are you two doing?"

Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello

Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]

Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?

Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}

Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.

Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--

Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.

Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!

Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.

[mrtreefingersart]

Don't need sight to know something GAY is happening.

[hypnosees]

here are those nails you ordered

[bimmyjimmy]

r u guys moving? looks like it

Lol yes, that’s why jimmy has box jungle gym right now

But i do want to share something im excited to do once we move! I’m going to start harness training Jimmy!

We’re moving to somewhere more suburban and with an open park nearby so it’s the perfect time to finally do something I’ve been wanting to do with bimmy forever

I know he’s not a kitten, but I’m a firm believer animals can learn at any age 😼

[bioethicists]

it's actually terrifying how quickly the concept of self care (originally a radical concept rooted in the black panther party's efforts to support other black ppl living through racism) became another tool of self-management which is viewed as both a moral obligation + an individual responsibility. businesses + employers + other institutions now easily wield it as a progressive way to say "if you're upset about xyz, make yourself get over it". "we are going to treat you like shit + you need to learn how to cope with that or else you're doing something wrong"

i have seen job listings where "ability to practice self care" was listed as a requirement for employment. as a case worker, we were repeatedly drilled on "self-care" as a response to unconscionably high case loads, traumatizing experiences, dead end job obligations, + poor living conditions due to subpar pay/high stress. my clients would go to appointments regarding their evictions, food insecurity, active domestic violence situations, etc + receive tips on "self care" without any tangible community, legal, or structural support to follow.

everyone absolutely deserves to care for themselves + it is useful to circulate affirmations + advice on how to do this. this should happen within communities, through a sincere concern/love for one another, as a way of helping everyone live the best life possible while we work towards total liberation. it should not be a replacement for caring for one another!!! it should be one of many ways of caring for one another!!!

[morganbritton132]

Thinking once more about The FBI spying on the party. Specifically about one agent who insists that each party member should have a code name, but picks the least helpful code names of all time.

Like no one else uses them and the guy just uses the party’s initials so you get conversations like:

Agent Todd: Awe man, JB found another one of our bugs

Agent Johnston: Jonathan Byers found a bug?

Agent Todd: What? No. Joyce Byers

Agent Todd: It looks we got a lot of Hs and Bs congregating together. Should we be concerned?

Agent Moore: That. Is. Not. Informative.

Agent Michaels: Is Bauman one of the Bs?

Agent Todd: No.

Agent Michaels: Don’t waste my time.

Agent Todd, in the field: Damn it, I lost the trail on JH

Agent Johnston, Moore & Michaels: YOU LOST THE GIRL!!???

Agent Todd: What? No. Abshire is tailing the kids. I’m talk about Jim Hop - oh.

Agent Todd, clearly running: Didn’t lose him! He turned around! He’s chasing - *sound of someone getting the shit kicked out of them*

Agent Johnston, Moore & Michaels: *hesitates to call in backup*

[royaltea000]

he could not control the class 😔

[tammieswillow]

[melonramune]

国営ひたち海浜公園

[yuwuta]

olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)