#FirstAidCore

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🚑 PSA: Your First Aid Kit is Crying

Your sad butterfly bandages: "we're trying our best 😭" This 6-Buckle Skin Closure System: "I got you, fam" (zipping wounds shut like a trauma surgeon)

📸 SWIPE to see this medical sorcery → [photo set]

Why Tumblr Will Lose It: ✔ 6-point buckle tech - because 1-5 buckles are for amateurs ✔ Tactical af - heals wounds while looking cool doing it ✔ The drama of adjusting tension like you're defusing a bomb ✔ Petty comparisons - your childhood bandaids could NEVER

Reblog if:

Your "survival skills" involve Pinterest fails and regret

You've ever googled "how to suture with floss" at 3AM

You want to be that person who's weirdly prepared

Tag yourself: ⚕️ The "has a trauma kit in every vehicle" friend 🏕️ The "could perform field surgery" friend 😅 The "still has Hello Kitty bandaids" friend

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🚑 PSA: Your Band-Aid Game is Weak (But Fixable!)

Your sad, flimsy bandages: "I guess we'll just… flap dramatically?" Our Adhesive Wound Closure Strips: "Hold still, we're doing this properly" (applying medical-grade care with ✨precision✨)

Why Tumblr Will Obsess: ✔ Chevron Method demo - because straight lines are for amateurs ✔ The drama of wound prep - no, vodka doesn't count as antiseptic ✔ Visually satisfying - watching edges align like puzzle pieces ✔ Petty comparisons - your childhood bandaids could NEVER

Reblog if:

Your "first aid skills" involve duct tape and regret

You've ever googled "is this infected?" at 3AM

You want to be that person who actually has cool medical gear

Tag yourself: ⚕️ The "has a trauma kit in every car" friend 🏕️ The "could suture with floss" friend 😅 The "still uses Harry Potter bandaids" friend

[masterrescue]

🚑 Your Band-Aids Are Officially Obsolete

Your sad flimsy bandages: "I guess we'll just... bleed dramatically?" This Wound Closure Device: "Hold my sterile applicator" (zipping your wound shut like it's minor surgery)

📸 SWIPE to see this medical magic → [photo set]

Why Tumblr Will Lose It: ✔ One-handed operation - for when you're your own ER doc ✔ Adjustable tension - because wounds come in all ~aesthetic~ sizes ✔ Low-key futuristic - like something from a sci-fi medbay ✔ Petty comparisons - your childhood bandaids could NEVER

Reblog if:

Your "first aid skills" involve duct tape and regret

You've ever googled "is this infected?" at 3AM

You want to be that person who actually has cool medical gear

Tag yourself: ⚕️ The "has a tactical med kit" friend 🏕️ The "could suture with floss" friend 😅 The "still has Disney Princess bandaids" friend

[masterrescue]

🚑 PSA: Your Band-Aid Game is Weak (But Fixable!)

Your sad butterfly bandages: "guess we’ll just... flap in the breeze?" Our Wound Closure Strips: "Hold still, we’re doing this properly" (applying medical-grade care with ✨precision✨)

📸 SWIPE to learn pro techniques → [photo set]

Why Tumblr Will Obsess: ✔ Chevron Method demo - because straight lines are for amateurs ✔ The drama of wound prep - no, vodka doesn’t count as antiseptic ✔ Visually satisfying - watching edges align like puzzle pieces ✔ Petty comparisons - your childhood bandaids vs. these glorious strips

Reblog if:

Your "first aid skills" involve paper towels and wishful thinking

You’ve ever googled "is this infected?" at 3AM

You aspire to be the person who actually has medical supplies

Tag yourself: 🩹 The "has a trauma kit in every car" friend 🏥 The "reads first aid manuals for fun" friend 😅 The "still uses Pokémon bandaids unironically" friend

https://master-devices.com/

[masterrescue]

🚨 Your Band-Aid Game is Weak (But This Isn't)

Your sad butterfly bandages: "guess we'll just… flap in the breeze?" This Zip-Adhesive Wound Closure: "I got you, fam" (zipping your wound shut like it's 3023)

Why Tumblr Will Obsess: ✔ One-handed operation - for when you're alone and dramatic ✔ Adjustable tension - because wounds come in all ~sizes~ ✔ Low-key cyberpunk vibes - heal like a Blade Runner extra ✔ Petty comparisons - your childhood bandaids could NEVER

Reblog if:

Your "first aid skills" involve Scotch tape and regret

You've ever googled "is this infected?" at 3AM

You want to be the person who actually has cool medical gear

Tag yourself: ⚕️ The "owns a tactical med kit" friend 🏕️ The "could suture with floss" friend 😅 The "still has Lisa Frank bandaids" friend

[masterrescue]

🚑 PSA: Your Band-Aid Application Skills Are Weak (Let’s Fix That)

Your current wound care: peeling off a crusty bandage to reveal a still-gaping cut Our medical-grade closure strips: "We got you, fam" (holding your wound together like a responsible adult)

📸 SWIPE to learn pro application tricks → [photo set]

Why Tumblr Will Stan: ✔ "Chevron Method" demo - because straight lines are for basic bandages ✔ The drama of proper wound prep - no, hand sanitizer doesn’t count ✔ Low-key satisfying - watching edges align like perfect little soldiers ✔ Petty comparisons - your sad butterfly bandage vs. these glorious strips

Reblog if:

Your "first aid skills" involve paper towels and hope

You’ve ever googled "is this infected?" at 3AM

You aspire to be the person who actually has medical supplies

Tag yourself: 🩹 The "has a curated trauma kit" friend 🏥 The "reads instruction manuals for fun" friend 😅 The "still uses Pokémon bandaids unironically" friend

[masterrescue]

🚑 Your Band-Aids Just Got a MAJOR Upgrade

Your sad, flimsy bandages: "I guess we'll just… flap in the breeze?" Our Medical Wound Closure Strips: "We got this." (clinically cool while holding your wound together like a boss)

Why You'll Obsess: ✔ Stronger than your willpower during finals week ✔ Precision tabs - no more "stuck-to-your-fingers" fails ✔ Low-key aesthetic - because even wound care deserves ~vibes~ ✔ Basically field sutures for when you're extra but not "ER visit" extra

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🚑 That Moment When Your First Aid Kit is More Organized Than Your Life Your therapist: "You should really declutter your mind" Your new Mini First Aid Kit, judging your life choices: 👁️👄👁️

Meet your new emotional support medical gear – packed with: ✔ Band-aids (for both physical and emotional wounds) ✔ Antiseptic wipes (to clean up life’s messes) ✔ Tiny scissors (to cut toxic people out… or just bandages)

📸 SWIPE to see this kit roast your life skills → [photo set]

Reblog if:

Your aesthetic is "doomsday prepper meets cottagecore"

You’ve ever cried over a lost Band-Aid at a critical moment

Your friends call you paranoid (until they need your 17 types of bandaids)

Tag yourself: 🩹 The "I have Advil for everyone" friend 🔥 The "accidentally starts campfires" friend 🚑 The "makes the nurse uncomfortable with their kit" friend

[masterrescue]

🚑 Your First Aid Kit is Judging Your Life Choices

Your therapist: "You can't keep using 'I'm chaotic' as an excuse" Your new Tactical First Aid Kit, watching you trip over flat ground: 👁️👄👁️

Meet your new survival BFF – packed with: ✔ CPR mask (for when your crush literally stops your heart) ✔ Tourniquet (doubles as a bookmark for your trauma) ✔ Trauma shears (to cut through bandaids… or toxic relationships) ✔ Emergency blanket (for when you emotionally and physically freeze)

📸 SWIPE to see this kit roast your life choices → [photo set]

Tag yourself: 🩹 The "I have Advil for everyone" friend 🔥 The "accidentally starts campfires" friend 🚑 The "makes the nurse uncomfortable with their kit" friend

https://master-devices.com/

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🚑 That Moment When Your First Aid Kit Has Better Organization Than Your Life

Meet the Tactical Mini Medical Pouch – because when you faceplant on a hike, you’ll want Band-Aids and drama.

Why Tumblr Will Stan: ✔ Smaller than your phone but fits:

Sterile gauze (for your wounds and your fragile ego)

Tactical shears (to cut bandaids… or toxic ties) ✔ Zippered chaos control – finally, something in your life that’s actually organized ✔ 100% apocalypse-approved – tag yourself as the “designated survivor” friend

🔥 Watch it survive being stomped by a boot → [video link]

Reblog if:

Your dream aesthetic is “organized doomsday prepper”

You’ve ever cried over a lost Band-Aid at a critical moment

Your EDC could outfit a field hospital

https://master-devices.com/