#Forklenator

[norwegian-trickster-god]

If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity

[clarissaweasley-10]

Mr.Forkle: You kids really got permission from Councillor Alina? Sophie: Keefe:Yup she was a bit tricky at first but of course she couldn't resist my charm,I have that effect on ladies*nudges Sophie Forklenator:Why do I sense something fishy? Sophie: Tell him Keefe Forklenator:Tell me what? Keefe:Well I may or may not have blackmailed her with a tape of her singing in the shower Forklenator:Do I want to know how you got the tape? Keefe:Nope :) Sophie:

[thelordhunkyhair]

Forkle: -and that’s why you have no self-preservation instincts.

Sophie sticking a fork in the wall: what?

[norwegian-trickster-god]

Foxfire feels like..

what is that word Sophie's been using?

ah yes.

Foxfire feels like a hate crime.

[thelordhunkyhair]

Fork man: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Sophie: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

[norwegian-trickster-god]

@therealsophieelizabethfoster I will pay you 5 lusters and a bag of chips to vandalise Foxfire I am SICK of Leto.

[norwegian-trickster-god]

Humans astonish me

I mean magic doesn't exist yet they believe in it so much that they made a song called "Abracadabra"?

Who is this Lady GooGoo anyway?

[norwegian-trickster-god]

Debating on giving @therealsophieelizabethfoster 10 liters of caffeine five packets of marshmallows and a lighter and seeing how quickly she takes down the Neverseen.

[your-black-cloaked-bestie]

..So I guess I should make an introduction.

Hi. Its your favourite Neverseen gal, Rayni

My pronouns are she/her and I am bisexual. Im a flasher, and.. yeah.

I saw the others on a ‘tumblr’ and decided to check it out

if you need to talk to me personally, my main acc is @oc3an-w4ve

(This is an inactive account, someone else can take the role of Rayni!)

Uh.. So I guess I should list my ‘friends’

Kids

Sophie- @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Fitz- @fitz-avery-vacker

Dex- @dex-the-smart-one

Keefe- (Idk which one to add) @keefe--sencen @lord-hunkyhair

Biana- @sparkles-make-anything-better

Tam- (theres two?) @tam-song-the-shade @tam-shade-song

Linh- @linh--song

Marella- @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Wylie- @flasher-boi-endal

Stina- @im-just-cooler

Maruca- @the-only-maruca-chebota

Jensi- @jensi-babbles-lots

Amy- @amy-rose-foster

Adults

Alden- @alden-dendrick-vacker

Quinlin- @quinlin-sonden

Elwin- (Theres two) @elwin-at-your-service @elwin-h3slege

Sandor- @igowhereyougo

Forklenator- @norwegian-trickster-god

Edaline- @edaline--ruwen

Ro- @hunkyhairs-backup

King Dimitar- @king-dimitar

Livvy- @psychic-physician

Squall- @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Blur- @blurrieidentities

Calla- @callas-panakes-tree

Fellow Neverseen people (Idk how to feel about them..)

Fintan- @fintan-pyren

Gethen- @gethen-inar-ondsinn

Alvar- @alvar-not-vacker

Vespera- @vespera-neci-foland

Ruy- @ruy-tonio-ignis

Gisela- @lady-gisela

Organizations

Neverseen- @neverseen-official

Black Swan- @black-swan-official

Matchmaking Office- @the-official-matchmaking-office

The Council- @thecouncil-official

Exillum- @exillium

Foxfire- @foxfire-official

The Sanctuary- @sanctuary-official

Animals

Silveny- @therarestprattlespin

Iggy- @iggy-the-imp

Princess Purryfins- @adorablevenom

…..Stuffed animal..?

Ella- @elephantinahawaiianshirt

Holy crap, that was a lot of writing.

[norwegian-trickster-god]

There is also dwarves. They sound quite delightful when you appreciate their culture.

I’d like to say I have a bone to pick with elven music. Wym you “Listen to natural sounds” Tf? U expect me to dance to like, birds or a tree? Where’s the variety???

[kotlc-deleted-scenes]

Neverseen Deleted Lines (Raw text, screen-reader friendly)

Any relevant description provided by Shannon on the quote image will be included before the quote itself.

1. Deleted Keefe Line. Quote text:

"And no more of that lazy writing stuff!" Keefe told them. "We expect our clues to rhyme!"

2. Quote text:

"Darkness is only temporary," Mr. Forkle said when they reached the bridge that would separate them. "And it helps us appreciate the light."

3. Deleted Dex line. Quote text:

Dex snorted. "Sophie can Telepath you under the table."

4. Deleted Fitz line. Quote text:

"I hate when you call yourself that," Fitz told Sophie. "You're not a freak. You're…kind of amazing."

5. Deleted Biana line. Quote text:

"Does that mean we're walking there?" Biana asked, probably realizing that purple kitten heels hadn't been the best shoe choice.

6. Deleted Tam line. Quote text:

"I've learned to embrace the darkness."

7. Quote text:

"I drank that tea stuff this morning," Fitz said, stretching his shoulder and wincing. "It tasted like banshee toenails."

"How do you know what banshee toenails taste like?" Sophie wondered.

"DON'T TELL HER," Keefe shouted from down the hall. "WHAT HAPPENS AT A LEVEL THREE MIDTERM PARTY STAYS AT A LEVEL THREE MIDTERM PARTY!"

8. Deleted Keefe line. Quote text:

"Will you two quit stalling?" Keefe asked, marching into the dim bedroom. "I mean, I know Fitz is jealous that my human costume is way cooler than his, but he's just going to have to get used to it."

9. Quote text:

"What's the password?" Keefe asked, blocking Sophie from entering the treehouse. "Hint: the answer is the same as whichever one of us is the best looking."

"Not now, Keefe," Sophie begged.

"Keefe! You answered correctly! Welcome to the Fortress of Awesome!" He stepped aside to let them pass, then blocked them when he saw Biana. "Okay—what are you wearing?"

Biana turned as crimson as her furry onesie—which zipped up over her head. "The Black Swan has horrible taste in pajamas."

10. Quote text:

"Physic will be here soon to check on you," Mr. Forkle told Fitz. "In the meantime, you should curl up with your Mr. Snuggles and try to sleep."

"Ugh, Keefe told you about that?" Fitz asked.

Mr. Forkle nodded. "I believe he's currently trying to convince the rest of your friends to call you the Snuggler from now on."

"I thought it was Lord of the Snuggles," Sophie corrected.

Mr. Forkle cracked a smile. "I'll say this for Mr. Sencen. He's definitely creative."

"AWWWWWW—I KNEW THE FORKLENATOR LOVED ME!" Keefe shouted from down the hall.

11. Quote text:

"I think you need a day off," Sophie told Calla. Let me cover your 'To Do' list."

"You cannot sing to trees. And you should be training. Not washing dishes."

"Hey, my human mom used to say, 'if you have two hands you can put them to work.'"

Calla smiled at that. "I'm glad they gave you a good mother—mothers, actually. Lady Ruewen has always been one of my favorites. As has your genetic mother.

Sophie froze. "You know who she is?"

"I suggested her. Please do not ask more than that."

12. Quote text:

"All right then," Physic told them. "I think you can all survive without me for a few hours. Then again, this is the famous Sophie Foster, so there may be another medical disaster soon."

Keefe snorted. "Sounds like word is out in the Physician's circles."

"Oh, it is," Physic agreed, tossing her braids. "And not just on Sophie. You have quite a file as well."

Keefe shrugged. "It happens. You hang with the Foster, you get hur…"

His voice trailed off as he seemed to realize his joke was a bit too close to reality.

Physic cleared her throat. "What you're experiencing right now is what we call 'foot in mouth disease," she told Keefe. "And sadly, I have no cure for that."

13. Quote text:

"Where do you live?" Tam asked.

Sophie chewed her lip. "I'm not allowed to tell you that either."

Tam tilted his head to study her. "Sounds like you have a lot of secrets."

"So do you," she reminded him.

"Maybe," he agreed. "But I'm the one asking questions, trying to figure out if I can trust you."

"You can," Sophie assured him.

"Said the girl standing in my camp, who won't trust me enough to tell me where she lives."

"It's not just my secret! I live with my friends—and it's the Black Swan's hideout."

His eyebrows raised. "Let me guess. You're not going to tell me what the Black Swan is?"

"Not yet," Sophie admitted. "Hopefully someday."

[norwegian-trickster-god]

I have been noticing on my feed a lot of “what if I told you i stopped pressing buttons” and “tam cam” and I am very confused. Sophie, please explain, this app gets too complicated for an 800 year old.

[calla-starkflowerstew11]

Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen

Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold

[norwegian-trickster-god]

Agreed. But not in your way.

join the black swan today

we give firearms

hey kids! it's highkey bussin' to rebel against the government

[3potatoesinatrenchcoat]

Mr.Forkle: How did you break your leg?

Sophie: Do you see those porch stairs?

Mr.Forkle: Yes.

Sophie: I didn't.

[norwegian-trickster-god]

who’s sophie’s dad (you better answer)

highly certain sophie’s dad is gay