#GOD I LOVE THIS….ROUND BABIES

[ugly-bug-starscream]

i just imagine all the kids are like really big fat babies and starscream ends up being like the shortest in the family when they all grow up. Maybe he'll even(do like my own tiny mom did with all of my sibs and me) call them his little meatballs. Like here's this family of tall, soft friendshaped kids, with a huge and even softer seal dad, and their second tiny sharp hawk dad

AHHHH YESYES BIG FAT BABIES!!! HE WOULD CALL THEM HIS LITTLE MEATBALLS 😭😭

and OMG this is actually how I’ve been imagining it cause starscream would be the shortest and the kids also become tall like skyfire (which is also a hc that I also have for sky loving the stars au).

Star loves his little meatballs so much who a lot of them have the same soft and roundness as his seal hubby… he’s the short and scary one-

[hinamie]

parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises

[sakuraluck]

when i said i wanted to understand whatever’s going on in ivan’s head, i didn’t mean like this 😭😭

[luck-of-the-drawings]

IM SO IN LOVE WITH VAMPIRES!! and boy do i love THE SUCKENING!! VERY excited to see the misadventures of sad wet cat, sharp angry cat, and the COOLEST cat i ever did see

[confused-alot]

fully thought the zoetrope gag would get old immediately but damn they’re on their a game for the revival

[gomzdrawfr]

hey for no reason. if Raven was a car,, what type and colour of car do you think she would be…?

I had to delete a whole paragraph cuz in the midst of my delusions I thought you were asking what kind of car she would be (my answer was Aston Martin DB5 - dont judge I really love that car since I was a kid okay and I think she'll look cool as hell as one - and Porsche 914/6 shade 1110)

The simplest answers are black, silver and dark blue

I love really shiny coatings BUT personally I think for Raven her coating might lean more towards matte finish (look up satin black cellulose paint)

There are wayyyyy too many silver shade out there but lemme tell ya nothing beats a good ol bright silver metallic paint, I don't think the ones that are leaning towards pearl shades would suit her (slightly yellowish - look up Malaysia's Civic and BR-V in Platinum White Pearl Colour)

This one is oddly specific (and can you imagine I know this brand bcuz years ago Jeffrey Star's car paint job used one of these brands) but like cyborg blue or blue demon looks so hot (yay sparkles!!)

If we wanna talk about sparkles and fancy schmancy (but less durability) stuff it'd be vinyl wrap....like the gradients one ooooooo I think Raven would look so good with purple to blue matte kind OR OR the black to blue on the hood...

[sunnibits]

artistic rendition of a work selfie I took today

mr wiggles my beloved my best homie <3

[teh-nos]

finally caught up a wee bit with dr who, i skipped the babies one cos it sounded terrible, went with the music episode.

good things: i like the doctor and the baddy was fun and clarose (i forgot her name twice now) is fine. also a very good episode for reaction images:

less good: i think i made a few of those faces myself while watching. what i assume was foreshadowing was pretty bad (had someone decided "one word repeated every episode" wasn't enough?). i am not sure why the doctor knew exactly what was happening, i don't mind that as an occasional plot device (they do know pretty much everything, after all) but it felt over done in this. why was there a music battle? why was there a song? WHY IS MURRAY GOLD BACK, HAD WE NOT AT LAST BANISHED HIM?

[lokimobius]

I can’t stop thinking about how pretty Loki looked in 2x01. He was going through it so severely. Mobius didn’t know him, he was timeslipping and couldn’t control it, he had just been betrayed, he was scared that He Who Remains variants would come for everyone, he was pruned and then he violently ripped himself from every thread of time and space risking being atomically disassembled and then never reassembled again, and he just looked so damn pretty while doing it.

[golden--doodler]

See More Seymour's Week Day Five: Free Space

Of course, because it's the "Free Space" day for the last day of @seemoreseymoursbay week, I knew I just had to draw my precious baby child, Alexis. Because I had to. It was inevitable, and very necessary.

I decided to draw them wearing a cape with the Nonbinary flag on it, because yay for Nonbinary Pride!! I will always love them dearly.

Also, huge thank you to @babsvibes for running this week. You're amazing, it was so much fun to participate in!!

[ID]: Digital fanart of an OC for Bob's Burgers named Alexis. They are seen in a full-body profile and are seen standing in a pose on their tip-toes. Their knees are slightly bent and they are standing with one hand pointed upwards and their other hand curled like a claw. They have large, fluffy hair, and a huge grin on their face, along with large, rounded glasses. They're wearing a cape that's flowing behind them which has the Nonbinary Flag on it, its colors being bright yellow, white, light purple, and black.

[angelbambisworld]

Look if there ever comes a day where I stop talking about Gene's ass, my identity has probably been stolen

[offthewall1979]

this is out of control.

[seithr]

i finished unicorn overlord i have immense haead trauma now

[ofthecaravel]

okay first i'm going to drop this vamp daniel edit

And then i am going to talk about how much of a homoerotic chemistry there is between sam and daniel, wether that's platonic or not, it's THERE and i love it 🧡

this picture is ruining my life oh my god

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was getting my associates degree I took a Mythology class that I loved. But one of the girls in class was absolutely off the rails conservative Christian which made things… interesting.

The professor started off the class by being like, “Mythology is stories associated with religion.”

This girl. Haaaated that. She was like, “No, Christianity is true. It’s not mythology.” Mythology was delivered in the same tone as someone trying to spit excrement from their mouth.

The professor raised her eyebrows and said laconically, “Yes, most people believe their religion is the real one, that’s part of it, and the stories surrounding religion are referred to as mythology.”

The girl stewed in a hateful sullen rage. I truly don’t understand why she didn’t drop the class but perhaps it was court mandated education. We all expected her to drop the class but she dug in like a tick and derailed discussions as often as she could.

On a different occasion the professor was drawing a comparison between social constructs like gender. The girl raised her hand. The class hushed to hear her announce, “It’s just a fact that women like domestic work and even though men are awful and stinky we just have to love them anyway. It’s biology, we’re just hardwired like that.”

I was sitting next to my friend a baby gay Jewish girl and our eyes met in mutual hilarity while the professor tried to pretend she hadn’t just been stricken with a stress induced migraine while she steered the class away from that landmine.

The next sticking point was a week later when the professor informed us that many mythologies have overlapping events like floods but these didn’t necessarily happen in such literal terms. It was a metaphorical way to process and understand the world.

This girls hand shot up. I watched the professor exercise extreme self control to keep her expression bland before calling on her.

“The world did flood. And Noah saved all the animals. Before the flood all the water was in a dome outside the earth and then the dome broke and the world flooded. All of it.”

The whole class stared at her as if struggling to comprehend the overlap of her acceptance that the world was round while also firmly believing that there had previously been a barrier that held up all of the earths water before god smashed it in a fit of pique.

She raged under the attention, glaring balefully at our astonished faces.

The professor stared at her blankly, unable to form words to such a bizarre belief. I wanted to ask clarifying questions- what they’d drunk before the dome broke, if there were rivers or lakes prior, or did the dome allow some rain in somehow, but then I really looked at her.

She had the eyes of a feral, cornered animal who regarded any deviation in worldview from her own to be a physical assault on her person. Like the professor, I said nothing, and after a wretchedly long pause class moved on.

[psuejo]

❥ husband!toji can’t get enough of his pregnant wife :3

calling your husband obsessed would, truly, be the understatement of the century. toji was bad enough before you had a little bun in the oven, and now that you do...

well, he just can’t keep his hands off you.

whether it be when you two are soaking in the tub — those broad, calloused hands focused on working out any aches in your delicate body before they start to wander — or in the kitchen, his chest pressed to your back as you focus on prepping him a lunch for work. hard to stay focused when he’s pressing soft, nipping kisses up and down your neck, though. especially when he slips a hand underneath your waistband :((

toji absolutely adores your swollen tummy, that pretty baby bump, especially with all the stretch marks and the fat that comes with it. he knows you don’t like it, he’s no idiot — he sees the way you rarely show off your bump, even at home, how your face grows hot when he smooths his hands over the warm skin, the stress you endure trying to find a dress that hides the roundness.

he doesn’t get it — how could you hate something that makes you even more beautiful? you’ll always be beautiful to him, someone so impossibly gorgeous and angelic that he swears a sinner like him doesn’t deserve you, and it’s a shame that you don’t see that.

toji will just have to help you see it.

“ohh, o-oh my god!”

your arms have long since given out, wobbly and weak, and your body is only being held up by the mountains of pillows toji placed beneath you, cushioning your swollen belly.

in and out, in and out, in and out.

all at an almost bruising pace, his bulbous tip making sure to leave a loving kiss on your cervix every time your husband rams in. “feel good, pretty girl?”

“yessss!” you whine, loud and affirmative as your hips pump back to meet his thrusts. the lewd sound of slick skin clapping against slick skin fills the bedroom, along with the desperate squelch of your sopping pussy.

“yer so beautiful, baby. y’know that, right?” even in your oversized anime t-shirts, messy hair, and bare face, you’re still just as gorgeous as the day toji married you. but his way with words sucks, so he doesn’t say it, hopes you can understand that with every snap of his hips, every rough grunt of your name or groan of praise.

you nod as best you can with your cheek smushed against the soft sheets, and your mind is far too hazy to bother with being embarrassed at toji’s words or to even form a proper response.

he tuts. “can’t hear ya,” he says, and his pace slows to an almost complete stop, heavy cock just barely moving inside of you. “tell me ya understand, doll.”

your dry throat works to swallow down the saliva that pooled in your mouth, and your cockdrunk brain fights to muster up the right words. “y-yes, i know. i promise, toji, pleaseee—”

toji grins, a dangerous smirk that would have your stomach and pussy fluttering if you could see it. he angles his hips just right before slamming home, right against that spongey spot that always has you keening. this time is no exception. “atta girl.”

he leans forward to press a constellation of soft kisses along your shoulders, lips soft where his scar is rough, a sensation that never fails to push you closer to the brink.

“gotta make sure my gorgeous wife cums, yeah?”