#Gang replies

[chloesimaginationthings]

I love how you drew foxy, he so scruckly looking <3

Here’s some more Foxys I’ve drawn!!

[willthespy]

I’ve been inactive so have this little doodle I drew on my phone (Will following Nico w his little medkit.)

Yes, someone looked at me when i drew this.

[kit-williams]

This is Mythical coming at you live from your ask box! You know the horny brain worms have been absolutely squirming so imma request some down bad Roboute Guilliman and his unexpected yet untamed need to breed!

I’m talking full on primal, face down ass up even prone boned breeding. I want the most unhinged breeding session where Guilliman’s beloved will feel it WEEKS afterwards. And of course you just know we gotta have the dirty talk, we need to know who well Guilliman gives it. It’s so good you can’t form even a thought afterwards. Hell he might not even let you get too far from him, he’s gonna stay right where he is and keeping you right where you need to be just to make sure it takes <3

(I’m sending this just so I don’t forget, I also apologize if the brain worms got too feral!)

@bispecsual @egrets-not-regrets @moodymisty @bleedingichorhearts @liar-anubiass-blog

@thevoidscreams @barn-anon @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan @squishyowl @ms--lobotomy

@nekotaetae @sleepyfan-blog @remembrancer-of-heresy @felinisnoctis @solspina

@the-californicationist

(Cali this is about one of the Primarchs aka the really big guys)

tw: SMUT; its ovulation time for the homies so its horny

edit: Thank you to @squishyowl for the divider

Uh uh uh is all that could leave your mouth at this point. Your knuckles white as you fisted the bedding tightly to keep you in place. Your face against the bedding as you still couldnt decide if the way your nipples were slightly rubbing against the sheets and other fabrics was enjoyable or not. You could feel his hand in your hair just pulling your head back slightly as you could think as he was now lazily sinking in and out of your cunt.

Guilliman doesn't know what happened... just he saw you with one of the other high ranking women of Ultramar and really there was nothing special about it... you simply were holding a baby. He was certain he was sterile, what use would breeding be for a tool, but then again why give them the parts? Why give them the inklings of desire? Perhaps at some point he would have asked the Emperor but now he doesn't care. But the thought of her holding that baby wouldn't leave his thoughts... it kept drifting in and out... in the background... just a background thought that he would associate akin to one thinking about what was for dinner that night.

But... he wanted her to be holding his baby on her hip. A bright eyed babe with curly hair... he wanted it to be their baby she was bouncing in her lap and cooing at. "You're so tight around me love." He says with a purr in his voice, "And to think you've just been screaming your head off with how I've been handing you." He thrusts in hard eliciting a whimper from you. Watching you arch your back more trying but with him holding your hair keeping you from hiding that blush on your face and breasts. Guilliman leans in whispering, "I am certain the entire Fortress knows I'm fucking you with how you've been screaming with pleasure."

His eyes follow the drool on your bottom lip and moving down your chin. As you just pant and he can't help but grin watching you react as his cock lazily throbs inside of you. Sex did not mean much to Guilliman as he was already fully grown by the time he was old enough to partake in it which scared off many who would try. But he looks at you trembling... swallowing down air... as he could see the way his cock stretched you to almost your limit and he knew how his cum would ooze out of you when he pulled out for the night.

Something about you ovulating made his brain ITCH in a good way. It made him want to be like this... buried to the hilt and fucking you till you were incoherent. If he was feeling selfish enough he would just like tonight. "I'm going to put a baby in you." He says watching you shudder with some form of pleasure. "I'm going to make you so fat with my babies. Oh yes I want to give you multiple." He says lazily lowering his voice to those octaves he knows you like... flexing his vocal cords and swelling his third lung to add that extra oomph and reverberations to his next words, "Watch your breasts leak with milk... watch you rub your swollen belly... truly make you a mother to my Ultramarines."

He listens to you gasp and feels you once more orgasm around the slowly moving cock inside of you. He lets your head drop back down to be face first on the bed. His hips move quickly as he pants himself, "Oh I'm going to make sure it takes! They already know what I do with you! So why not have something to show for all the effort we've put in? Wouldn't you agree my Lady?" All you can do in reply is incoherently moan pushing your hips back like a slut desperate for release. Maybe it was his aura... his presence... just the way he spoke to you... but by the THRONE you wanted this man... this demi god to put a baby in you right now!

You don't know how much longer you two fuck it could have been five more minutes or an hour just you lay there in the blissful afterglow feeling so sweaty, as per usual after having sex with him. You could hear the haptic feedback noise from his dataslate as he was always busy but at least you two had a concession with this... he could do unintrusive things and you got your cuddles and it felt so normal. You nuzzle into his pectoral and you feel his lips on the top of your head... but you could feel it... you didn't know how to explain it but you could just feel his desire still there as if it was a storm brewing in the distance and all it needed was a breeze to suddenly head your way.

[swaps55]

What sort of inside jokes would the Yang Gang have? (Please tell me that Kaidan's acting debut is one of them, as well as Sam's infamous hatred of bugs & weather)

Would Sam or Kaidan ever catch themselves saying them on the Normandy(1)?

GOSH there are probably so many.

I think the infamous 'phone number' incident I have alluded to multiple times but never written is a long running joke.

I wrote a short ficlet I call The Pasta Incident that I have no doubt spurred an ongoing game of "what can we get Shepard to eat?"

I bet they quote lines from Heartstopper all the time.

They make bets constantly. Over the dumbest shit you can imagine. 'What can Aslany sleep through?' is probably one of them.

The "what N level did he learn that from?" absolutely continues after the Quarantine Incident.

I fully believe there have been multiple incidents in which Kara informed a complete stranger who took issue with Sam, "excuse you, he's a fucking delight."

After finally learning about he Paper Umbrella incident, Sam probably requests a paper umbrella in every drink he orders, whether it's appropriate or not, which probably gets him some really weird looks from the ME1 crew and anyone in Flux or Chora's Den.

(actually, hang on, this gave me a terribly wonderful idea that I can still pull off and is now totally your fault THANK YOU)

They all no doubt make constant running jokes about goats.

There is an untold story I have mentioned a couple of times that happens on the planet Mavigon, the details of which are very vague but involve Sam fucking up and the Yang Gang having to spend the night in freezing temperatures in a powerless Grizzly. This definitely comes up on Noveria and Sam definitely doesn't appreciate it and no one understands why it's funny.

On the SR-1, there is no question Stabby gets frequently referenced and no one knows what either Sam or Kaidan are talking about.

I imagine the Normandy crew is frequently baffled, and probably a little intimidated, at how much of the way Sam and Kaidan communicate is just their own language no one else understands. Some of it is just them - like the biotics - but some of it is definitely the way Kaidan casually mentions something like 'you just never see the laxative coming,' and Sam doubles over laughing, or Kaidan smacking his CO in the back of the head for saying the word 'mylar.'

EDIT: THE BUGS. You bet your ass they rake Sam over the coals when it comes to bugs. Someone - either Garrus or Kara, could be either one of them - at one point tapes a cutout of a spider on the inside of a lampshade in Sam's room, probably post war. The screech when he finally turns it on is legendary.

[witchlingcirce]

Just remembered characters are going to die in TWP and I don’t know who

[stromuprisahat]

the reason i cannot excuse the darkling’s crimes is because he has no loyalty to his people. sure, everything he did was to create a better, safer world for grisha, and he did a lot of good things for them, but how many grisha did he kill because they didn’t agree with his methods? how many innocent children did he sacrifice because they were pawns in his plan? how many otkazat’sya that also wanted a better world for grisha did he kill or try to kill because, at the end of the day, his goals were not to make the world safer for grisha, it was to make a world where grisha were the rulers of society and everyone else was left to suffer

This could truly use some quotes, because where's the proof he acted to make Grisha rulers? Outside of him taking the Throne so he doesn't have to ask for every tiny concession?

There's none.

We never see him enacting some law to ensure Grisha dominance or spreading a declaration of that, the only time we glimpse his rule is when he's receiving supplicants, therefore he's at least on some level listening to his subjects even though he could lock himself up in the palace and have anyone bothering him executed.

Hell, if I wanted to be a nitpicker, I'd point out the regime visibly run by a group of Grisha is the illegitimate usurper Nikolai's, since he's constantly parading around all over the country with allegedly Alina-appointed (Mind you, there are no witnesses!) "Grisha triumvirate".

The Darkling has no loyalty to his people? The man, who learns a way to supply inhuman soldiers and immediately replaces flesh and blood with those even though it costs him immensely?! The very same man, who earned loyalty of the majority of Second Army and didn't have to travel around the world, flushing out Grisha in hiding to force them to join him? Don't you think they would've chosen "the better" or at least the new option?! Yet Alina gathered "maybe fifty" Grisha from "hundreds".

Do we ever see him kill Grisha for disagreeing with him?

No.

He kills Sergei- double traitor-, his nichevo'ya kill Alina's joke of an army during a siege- not Grisha as you call it, but supporters of his enemy- and that's it. What do you think a military leader does during a fight? Politely asks to put down the weapons and talk everything through?!

THEY MADE PLANS TO KILL ~HIM~ AND SLAUGHTER ANYONE, WHO'D GET INTO THE CROSSFIRE!

Besides- they were traitors to his cause, supporting the Tsar's sun-summoning puppet. They'd get executed anyway. He just avoided the theatrics that could've been interpreted as Grisha being free game.

Forceful change of regime almost always swims in blood. The Darkling's casualties were minimal. He even managed to get rid of plenty of nobles without endangering peasants.

You want to talk about pawns and unacceptable losses? That's politics and war. You either stand by, or you get your hands dirty. Ever heard of trolley problem? You can't keep everyone safe, and a true leader is the person, who doesn't shy away from nasty decisions, else someone might decide for them.

Which children are we sacrificing here? Is this about Genya again? Because under his leadership children were fed, educated and allowed to grow up before eventually dying on fronts etc. That's more than Ravkan monarchy could say about their general population. Or the new regime about their Grisha.

Where are those otkazat'sya that "also wanted a better world for Grisha"? Because I don't remember any being introduced. Or did I miss some vast socio-political party? The otkazat'sya we see are either indifferent or hostile. There are oprichniki and Little Palace staff, of course, but we don't get to see those aside from one young anti-Darkling mouthpiece, whose mother probably had personal beef with the guy, because how else am I to believe he'd be killing maids and other servants he's gonna need. Unless I'm also to buy he intends to wash his socks himself, while running a whole collapsing country...

If he wanted normies to suffer, then tell me- why would he waste precious Grisha lives to renew Fold crossings, while the Prince Perfect kept bombing supply lines and starving his own country?!

[askdrunkjimmy]

Jim, from one meds taker to another, be honest: Are you taking them? I don't know what you're treating, but if you're part of the cluster B gang then I know firsthand what you're probably feeling right now: so so much and nothing at all.

I haven't been taking my meds either. For about 5 or so months. And it's so overwhelming that I feel like starting again would mean nothing cause im just going to stop at some point. But I think we need to hold ourselves accountable. I have someone that loves me and would tear themselves apart if I took a nose dive and I know you have that someone too. I know the

... I'll take mine if you take yours?

If you've run out of mood stabilizers, I have a stash

No, I'm not taking them.

I'm not out, and I have plenty.

The last time I spoke to a professional they highly recommended me therapy because they said I was "at high risk of spontaneously going off my meds". They were right, obviously, and admitting that makes me annoyed. I feel like they are trying to trick me into needing them.

I'm not a good person and I've come to terms with that. I have no real desire to be better, and no one believes that I can be. So why bother?

[boarloved-art]

they dont know abt the ghost girl wangxian nonsense thats been brewing in my head....they dont KNOW..!!!

[realbeefman]

dreamed about an always sunny episode where frank decides he wants to have one last big night out (which he called the “ultimate frank reynold’s party blowout”) before he euthanizes himself and the episode consisted of the gang taking him to their favorite clubs and mac took them to an underground rave or “gay bash” where dennis slowly realizes that every single person there looks exactly like him (all were played by glenn howerton in various wigs and costumes. he got an emmy nom for the episode)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Your Jeremiah art has me giggling and kicking my feet in glee

YESS JEREMIAH ENJOYERS RISE UP !

[crowskullls]

Some banger chat msgs from Pentar’s lifesteal stream today

[kit-williams]

*grabby hands* primarch breeding/ pregnancy kink p l s

Its that week for the community time to pay your taxes /j

Horus' lover accidentally said it's too quiet around when he's gone ✨️

(Cat/ lemon russ)

@bispecsual @egrets-not-regrets @moodymisty @bleedingichorhearts @liar-anubiass-blog

@thevoidscreams @barn-anon @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan @squishyowl @ms--lobotomy

@nekotaetae @sleepyfan-blog @remembrancer-of-heresy @felinisnoctis @solspina

@the-californicationist

tw: I guess the soft/light yandere with how I write Horus; again smut

Perhaps you were jealous of how the Lady of the Iron Warriors could always stay with her husband perfectly safe. Though it made sense after all how safe the mistress of the siege was. But you? You had to stay until you could be summoned or till he returned to you which left you long lonely months without your husband or worse you fear given how the Great Crusade was going in certain parts it could be years given how some Primarchs do compliance... Perhaps that's why the Lord of Iron keeps the Lady of Iron close you once more jealously think.

"Should I tell Rogal that something in the wall has offended your sensibilities?" That warm voice flows over you as you are wrapped in his aura like a warm hug. Horus' aura felt like the wolf pelt on his armor was draped over you... it was warm and you could easily be smothered by how large it was.

"No... I just was thinking." You sigh as you wander over to him and feel the physical warm embrace. You couldn't wear anything to bed if Horus was joining you given how hot his body ran.

"What has got you thinking?"

"How I will miss you when you leave." You say with a sigh, "How much I will miss you... how I'm jealous of the Lady of the fourth given she can stay with Perturabo."

Horus chuckles, "He would get so sour without her around for more than a few months."

"How do you manage?" You ask looking up into his bright honey colored eyes.

"It's very hard but I know if I can finish the fighting quickly then I can get you to join me."

"Just it gets so quiet when you're gone." You lean against his arm as you pet his chest slowly feeling the way his arms wrap around you tightly.

"I'm sorry it gets quiet." He says in a whisper and you smile softly looking up at him with a loving look in your eyes but you blink looking at that intense look in his eyes. The tearing of fabric meets your ears just as your bare back meets the bed. Your head spinning as Horus moved you too quickly for your brain to comprehend that you moved through three rooms in a blink. "How about I make it up to you? I'll give you something to keep you busy." He says with his hands running down your waist before he snatches up the lube.

Excitement rushes down your spine as you try to slow him down and yet you're excited for the burn of the stretch aided by the lube... the slight discomfort that comes with him pushing his cock inside of your well trained body. Made for him as he often says and you shiver at the thoughts of his deep voice telling you how you were made for this moment... made to scream under him... made to be his perfect little partner... and while you didn't believe in a higher power you believed him. Screamed his name out instead of some deity as he easily took its place in your life... though that did change when he was away.

He made you feel so warm and fuzzy in the head. Your eyes rolling back as his hips met yours again and again... you ignored the way he was talking to someone else... were they in the room? Was it over his vox? It didn't matter what he said was all the same... The Legion Mother is feeling her usual upset before we part again. I am comforting her we will meet later... all you could do was open your mouth slightly and croak out his name.

"I'm going to give you a baby! So many babies to keep you distracted while I'm gone!" He says effortlessly without a grunt in his voice were a lesser man would have to given how eagerly he was spearing himself inside of you and it wouldn't stop until you passed out overflowing with his cum. He grinned down at you, "Certainly this time it will take!"

[oyeixcher]

Every SandRay Scene (77 ¦ ??) (feat. Mew & Boeing)

B: "I came in peace. I came to give you Arctic Monkeys concert tickets. They were sold out but I managed to get them for you. I know you want to go. Though I don't like rock music, I can go and enjoy it with you." R: "Arctic Monkeys? Your favourite band. If you want to go, I can go with you." B: "The tickets were sold out." R: "Can I buy them from you then? Name your price. I wanna go to concerts with my boyfriend. Ever since I dated him, I've been listening to English rock bands. I like the feeling when we sing together and wrap our arms around each other's necks at concerts. So are you selling them?" B: "Oh. Hi, Mew. You know Ray too?" M: "Of course, I do. He's my close friend. We always tell each other stories. Right?" R: "So, Boeing, do you want to come back to Sand?" B: "That's up to him." R: "That's up to me too." M: "I don't think he wants to get back with Sand. It's just that Top doesn't want him. Am I right? You didn't really miss Sand, did you?" R: "If you're trying to bring back something, I suggest you leave. Sand and I are starting our relationship. There's no point in digging up the dead past. I won't have any problem if Sand's available. But he's my boyfriend." B: "Okay. I see. Your boyfriend takes ownership of you as if you're his dog." S: "You're right. When I love someone, I become a dog. But at least my owner loves me. Honest with me. He doesn't get a new dog when he's bored." … R: "So how was that?" S: "You're pretty scary when you get jealous." R: "Of course I am. I don't like anyone messing with my man. Old ones or new ones. I clear them all out. I always win." S: "Okay." M: "Look. When my friend here falls for anyone, he falls hard. Please look out for him."

[crimeronan]

I’m sorry AMITER??? I thought amity was a lesbian isn’t shipping her with Hunter…really bad…?

NEVERMIND SORRY I LOOKED AT YOUR BLOG I DIDNT REALIZE YOUR AU HUNTER WAS A TRANSFEM IGNORE MY OLD ASK 😭

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oh man it's been a few months since anyone brought shipping discourse into my inbox.... you get a pass because of these asks being very funny though 😭

AU hunter is not always transfem but she sure is when she and amity are in a romantic relationship. hunter is Not in a romantic relationship with her in the main AU being referenced in that ask, though. they ARE, however, in a triad with luz. where the three of them frequently share a bed.

this is fine.

meanwhile, hunter's relationship with luz is not romantic enough to please lunter shippers while also being Too romantic to please sibling enjoyers. no matter what you want from luz and hunter, i'm not writing it because i'm busy writing them being a pair of little weirdos instead. yay

if you're into toh for prescriptive identity-based shipping then u will Probably not enjoy how i write, like.... any relationship, ever. that's fine though!

[swaps55]

Silly questions incoming! What are the GC names on the Yang, SR1 & SR2? Does anyone use unique usernames, or do they just stick to their names? Do Kaidan Aslany & Pendergrass still use the old Yang one, or did they make a new one so they don't have to see Sam & Beaudoin in the user list?

I am so disappointed in myself for never thinking about this before. What a fantastic question. It’s not silly; it’s fun, and silly/fun questions sometimes wind up telling you amazing things about characters. The ask about which poptarts everyone eats is still one of my favorite questions, because the answers were such beautiful encapsulations of each character.

The ‘Yang Group Chat:

Beaudoin is the one who makes it originally, as a way to herd all of his cats. It took ages of work and goading and reinforcement to get Sam to ever think to look at it. He’s a face-to-face kind of guy; he wants to look you in the eye to talk to you so he can learn from what you are saying – and what you aren’t. This form of communication doesn’t come naturally to him. Once he understood its importance to the others, however, he read every word of it religiously. He says the least in it of everyone in the squad, but the group chat taught him you actually can learn a lot about someone with non-verbal forms of communication, because a different side of them tends to come out.

Like with Aslany. She is much chattier in the group chat than she is face to face. She still doesn’t give you much about herself, but she’s much more comfortable when she isn’t being directly perceived. The version of Aslany in the group chat is softer, jokes more, and laughs more. Beaudoin is the opposite. Words are more permanent when they’re written down vs spoken, which unsettles him a little more than he realizes, and as a more people-oriented person (for very different reasons than Sam) he struggles to express himself in a group chat vs. hanging out in the lounge.

Kaidan is the most articulate one, who spells everything out, doesn’t use extranet-speak or shorthand, and proper punctuation. He responds to everyone, even if he has to go back 50 messages to do it, but rarely starts a new topic unless it’s to summon everyone to the mess when the food is ready. (Something Sam notices and fixates on a lot.) He is the one most likely to ping a squad member with an extranet article he thinks they’ll enjoy.

Kara is a menace with even less filter in the group chat than she has in person. Beaudoin is constantly afraid she is going to commit intergalactic felonies in the group chat, which she renames (Beaudoin originally titled it ‘Squad’) on a whim, so you never know what it will be when you open your omnitool. Past examples include:

Karma Pirates

Catastrophic Consequences

The Sink of Friendship

Justice for Stabby (in response to being told it couldn’t have a knife taped to it)

BOOM

TELL ME HIS NAME

Poker Face Rejects + Alenko

Fuck [Insert latest FUBAR mission]

The Heartstoppers

The usernames:

Sam: N7LCShepard. The N rank changes according to what it is at the time. His icon is originally the default Alliance logo. He only changes it when he makes N7…to the N7 logo.

Kaidan: EarthlingExplorer. His icon is art of a tiny astronaut whose helmet is Earth. This was a nickname given to him by childhood best friend Cate. She drew the art. He uses some variation of this username in every facet of his extranet footprint, with this icon.  

Beaudoin: Paloma_Pamplemousse. His icon is a photo of his most recent paloma, if it was photogenic enough to take a photo of.

Aslany: -WyldRse- . Her icon used to be the cover of her favorite Gerbilsica album, but she eventually replaced it with a candid photo Beaudoin took of her. It was from an away mission where they spent a night planetside and had a campfire. The photo he took is Aslany in profile, deep in thought staring at the fire, face lit up against the dark. It is her favorite photo of herself.

Pendergrass: Her username and icon change as frequently as the group chat name. There are no boundaries.

They don’t use the group chat after the destruction of the ‘Yang. The final message in it is from Beaudoin. It was in response to plans to meet up with Aslany on Arcturus. It reads, “First round’s on me. See you soon. Can’t wait.”

[diminuel]

I got so used to the way you draw Crocodile that now I get jumpscared whenever I see canon Crocodile. I hope you're proud of yourself.

What do you think Luffys first word would be? Either in AU where he's raised by his parents or in Stinky Child AU

Yes, very. ^w^

(Sorry, I just can't mimic the style of the manga well enough...! At least not consistently. And I don't know how to draw characters that are shaped like *waves hands around* that. Maybe one day I'll learn.)

I don't know about Luffy's first words. Googling what some common first words are something like dada/ baba (not sure if there's an AU where it'd be mama) or food related. Probably milk.