#HE WAS KINDOF AN ASS

[weirdkidshere]

Oh my fucking god i just watched the episode „Wilson“ for the first time and holy fuck this is my new favourite episode ever. I could watch an entire show about Wilson being his silly little self im not even kidding.

Just,,, imagine a show about our over-caring oncologist just doing his job, (and doing it incredibly might i add,) with this random crazy-ass best friend somwhere in the background. I could watch a hundred and ten seasons of it I‘m not even kidding. That fucked up crazy little oncologist right there? That’s my babygirl. That’s my pookie. That is my kin. Give him the world pls and thank you

Like I feel like we as a fandom gloss over the fact how great Wilson really is at his job. My man realised a patient got a brain tumor because he didn’t want to talk about his grandkids. Like??? All the while being extremely focused on a different case of his, and handling all his other ones as well.

House always makes fun of him for it, but he really is an amazing doctor, all the while being such a calm and comforting presence… no wonder all his patients love him!!

He’s like a big walking-talking teddy bear handing out cancer diagnoses!

[ninjagirlstar5]

i think you forgot the tech wizard's birthday (mikado)

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, ANON, THIS IS LESS, "Oh shit, I forgot one of my favorite character's birthday-!" AND MORE, "I've been swamped with work, school, and been more focus on a silly little stick figure show over SDRA2 and now I'm pass the deadline welp-"

Anyways, here's his birthday art that I tried to plan in advance but never finished it in time until today cause I didn't spend my time wisely.

Happy birthday to my worst boy(s)! I totally wasn't, like, four weeks late for this, hahaha!!;;;

(Featuring me still figuring out my IRLkado Lives AU coat design for him. Still not sure if I like it or not-)

[kamimint]

How I'm feeling so far #tbh

[daincrediblegg]

New Charlotte Lyons headcanon (for fun). She and the other horses went to an arcade once (at the behest of Struan back before he got the boot. For like his kid’s birthday or something) and Roddy was camping an actual mario kart machine and she challenged Roddy to get him to stop and let the actual kids have a turn. And he talked such a big game like “fine. Analog. No hacks. Skill against skill. Girl like you never stood a chance.” They play the round and Roddy (playing peach) kept ahead for most of it but literally just before he crossed the finish line chuck (playing shy guy) hits him with a blue shell and wins. Louisa screamed and river threw up with joy and roddy never recovered (he thought about online retaliation but frankly the reckoning from Lamb-or Charlotte herself- was not worth the risk- but speaking of lamb was there hiding out in a corner eating a corn dog or something and let out a solitary giggle when it happened)

[evil-gang-system]

I love being a bad person 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[radrobotz]

ok this guy is kind of silly as fuck

[onhigh]

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[kawoala]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES . . . !? suna rintarou ; 3, part two.

╰ ⨳ word count ; .7k ( 753 )

╰ ⨳ content warning ; profanity 、 underage drinking 、 violence 、 writing in 3rd person ( kindof ) for the first time in forever 、 really rushed / bad writing 、 PUNCHING!! 、 assault 、 possibility of career going down the drain..

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okay, so you’re smacked.

rintarou supposes he should have stopped you after the fourth drink komori had shoved into your hand, but how was he supposed to know you were a lightweight?

you were sitting on the kitchen counter just a moment ago, swinging your legs as runa sat next to you. he had been leaning up against the refrigerator, watching you over the rim of his cup. creepy, he thinks, but you’re just so pretty.

he had looked down at his phone for one minute, distracted by some stupid AI cat video, and when he looked back up you and runa were gone, ‘mori and ‘tsuki engrossed in a conversation in god knows what.

now, he’s frantically looking through the crowd of possibly hundreds of people, looking for you and runa. this is weird - being worried about runa and you.

for runa, it makes sense; that’s his baby cousin. they grew up together, shared meals, shared beds - she’s like a baby sister to him. for you, though? he just met you today, for fucks sake, why should he be so freaked out about something happening to you?

finally, rintarou makes a break through the crowd - a couch in the middle of the living room. and - holy shit - there you are.

with some guys arm slung over your shoulder, your legs pulled over his lap.

there’s a feeling festering in rintarou’s stomach. he can’t quite place it, but it doesn’t feel good. he watches runa try to pull the guy off, watches the guy swat at her hand, watches him kiss your neck.

the swatting is what sets him off, he thinks. maybe it’s the kissing - or maybe it’s the stupid fucking smirk planted on the guys face as he locks eyes with rintarou.

he makes it over to the couch in two strides. in even less time, he’s pulling you off the couch and steadying you as you stagger. yeah, he definitely should have cut you off after the fourth drink.

“rin-“

“is there a problem here?” the guy - silver-haired, smug, ugly, stupid-looking - asks, standing up. he has to bend his neck to look him in the eyes, rintarou has to hold back a laugh. “or can i continue talking to my girl?”

“your girl?” runa exclaims from behind rintarou, trying to walk in front of him. “that’s fucking rich, semi! who even invited you?!”

her words are slurred, but compared to you, she’s a sober virgin who's never cursed in her life.

rintarou turns to runa and raises his brows. she hesitates, but eventually nods and does the same.

he waits until runa pulls you farther away from the two men, ignoring your wishes to sit back down on the couch. rintarou looks at semi and looks him up and down.

“you need to get the fuck out,” he says, voice low.

and then semi laughs at him, looking around at the other guests in disbelief. when he turns back to rintarou, probably about to spout some dumb shit, rintarou punches him in the mouth.

he falls back against the couch and rintarou punches him again. he doesn’t know why he’s so mad, but he can’t seem to stop himself. he gets three punches in before runa is pulling him off of the other man, eyes wide, terrified.

rintarou looks at the bloodied face of semi and regret fills almost his entire body. he is so going to jail. he glances back at you - you.

you’re sitting on your ass in the corner, head leaned against the wall, knees pulled up to your chest. komori and tatsuki run into the living room and for the first time in a long time, rintarou sees real urgency on tatsuki’s face.

he knows he’s fucked up. he always does some way or another. he takes a couple steps back, shaking out his hand beside him.

he doesn’t know what happens to semi; he doesn’t care. tatsuki drops them off and rintarou helps you get into different clothes, careful to not look at you while you’re undressed. he holds your hair back when you throw up and puts you to bed.

he walks to the living room and sits on the couch, staring into the blank TV. his career is so over.

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[forsakemenotau]

Idk if this is a dumb question but uhhh. What are all the mafialings personalities

I think briefly mentioned it in a previous post but I can shorten it and make it easy to understand:

Soldier is Dumb and aggressive, big and strong, action over words. LOUD when words are used. Feel me? He's pretty blunt in terms of characters, very straight forward- but in a mostly negative and kindof pessimistic way.^^;

Caporegime is Monotone, calculative, acts older than he is, he's seen some shit and is relatively unphased and unbiased towards most things. The world's most neutral man > and a perfect mediator lol

Consigliere is a DRAMA QUEEN. Flashy, elegant, and dare I say? Way too creative for their own good. They'll think of weird ideas the other goons haven't even heard of. They yap. A LOT. way more than of the others- and that's saying something since Contractee is pretty hyper- but Consigliere likes to use big fancy words to fill most of their vocabulary. No one knows how they'll swing, but they'll always swing in the most extra and flamboyant way possible.

Contractee is sweet. The sweetest of the group. The most kind. They always care the most about others and are quick to show it. They're also the most genuinely emotional. This is also why they're the most hyper and the most prone to running in to missions first without thinking- they care too much about what others think of them and so they tend to rush in thinking if they get the most work done and do the most bad ass thing then they'll be praised. They tend to veiw things the most optimistically.

[gongustheawsome01]

Pretty please tell me more about how you see Nina and Cortexes relationship. I think it’s so interesting because of the big glaringly obvious ‘he took her hands, and her one joy, ruining her life’ but then he’s like, kindof protective of her in Twin-sanity??? Calling her his daughter 😭????? And then she immediately turns on him and tries to take over in Crash of the Titans [good for her]; he says he’s proud of her for it but punishes her anyways and sends her to public school like—He’s so hot and cold with her [also if you wanted to add her relationship with any of the other Ns too—I know there’s a bunch of headcanons around that N. Gin would be like an actual ‘good’ parent to her but canonically he hates her ass in most of the games the two interact in 😭]

OH MY GOD I HAVE LIKE 20 MILLION THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS I'M LITERALLY WRITING A DOC ON IT RIGHT NOW I FIND THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO INTERESTING IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY DUDE I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OKAY LET ME START.

OKAY SO I LOVE TWINSANITY'S INTERPRETATION OF NINA AND IS MAINLY WHAT MY INTERPRETATION OF NINA IS BASED OFF SO LET ME START WITH THAT. THIS IS ALSO GONNA BE REALLY SELF INDULGENT AND FULL OF HEADCANNONS I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT!!! 💦💦💦 ALSO I'M SO SO SO SORRY IF THIS IS RAMBLEY OR MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL AND SMELLS LIKE BUTTS AHHHHH OKAY NOW READ!!!

When it comes to Nina I GENUINELY believe she looks up to Cortex. She never got to meet her real parents and has been raised by him ( and the other N's ) most of her life and sees him as a father she never got to have. I feel like her mischievous behavior stems from this too as seen in the first intro we get of her in Twinsanity where one of the first things we literally see her do is prank Cortex. In a way not only is she impressing the man she looks up to and has raised her to act and be this way but she also gets to be herself SILLLYYYYY BLEEEHHH!!!  

Of course though she does also find her mischief HILARIOUS and finds how people’s faces contort whenever they’re mad or sad at her for her pranks really funny it isn’t just “oh no!!! I need to be evil to impress my uncle but I’m kind on the inside.” She IS kind on the inside but she’s been raised this way all her life and she isn’t really aware what good and evil is sense Cortex believes that what he’s doing isn’t evil so she doesn’t either. 

When she was a child she was definitely very curious because y’know… Kids… And their whole only being on earth under like 10 years thing… I genuinely believe Cortex would ENCOURAGE her to ask questions but most responses she would get were BIASED!!! And based on his worldview like I genuinely believe if she asked about the world and the other people around it she’d be met with. “The world is a CRUEL HELL full of people that wish to hurt you. You can only trust me and N.Brio” Followed by propaganda on why the Cortex family will reign supreme over the world and correct the wrong that has been brought upon THEM. ( Uhmmm projecting much on your niece, much OLD MAN??? ) I mean he also would give the correct answer to obvious questions like “Why’s the sky blue?” He’s a mad scientist, not an idiot. 

I actually think Cortex’s protective nature has been around since her childhood which as stated before is probably from his own projection of himself onto her. She’d definitely become very VERY afraid and shy of other people and yet also have a distaste towards them which is why I think is actually one of the reasons she started to take an interest in animals. But also oddly enough… Genuinely believes he both cares for her and sees her as a part of a “plan” to rule the world rather than an actual person with goals and ambitions. Like he sees her as an actual person with FEELING… But… Just not ambitions other than his own. Keep that in mind.

In other words she’d ABSORB this misinformation and Cortex propaganda sense yet again he’s really the only parental figure around and really really REALLY smart guy she knows she genuinely can’t wait for the day she grows up and can rule the world with her super awesome uncle and then once he’s gone allllllll by herself until the cycle continues on and on and on! I like to imagine that she used to LOVE just staring at blueprints or projects knowing one day she’d be as smart as him to do big complex numbers and drawings!

Actually, funny thing I kind of see her kindness as unintentional and I think that’s what scares Cortex, like if she was OBVIOUSLY bloating about being kind he’d probably just go. “Oh TEENAGERS! You know how they are and their “phases”” And just assume she’s trying to put authority over him or something. But the fact that she gently holds and pets the animals brave enough to walk up to her and trust her? The fact that instead of squishing a bug once spotted she gently holds it and examines it as carefully as she can before calmly letting it outside? The fact that she admires all around her as beauty even things cruel in nature? THAT’S what scares the life out of him.

 BUT NOT BECAUSE HE VIEWS THOSE THINGS AS “KIND” BUT BECAUSE THEY GO AGAINST THE IDEA THAT HE’S MADE UP OF HER IN HIS HEAD. Like I KNOW the Twinsanity manual specifically states that she showed disturbing signs of kindness in her heart… But DUDE CORTEX DOES NOT VIEW HIMSELF OF EVIL OR HIS ACTIONS.

AND I THINK THAT’S THE REALLY INTERESTING PART ABOUT HIS PERSONAL VIEW OF NINA AND HOW HE TREATS HER??? HIS ACTIONS ARE SELFISH AND OUT OF INTEREST FOR HIM ONLY AND YET HE IS ALSO AWARE OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM BUT JUST ASSUMES HOW THEY ARE GOING TO FEEL ABOUT THINGS???BECAUSE THAT’S THE PART THAT ALWAYS GOT TO ME WITH THE WHOLE “ARM REMOVAL SURGERY THING”  IT’S THE FACT THAT FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE HE’S FINALLY REALIZED SOMEONE CAN GO AGAINST THE IDEA HE’S ALREADY MADE OF THEM IN HIS HEAD IT’S THE FACT THAT NOT JUST ANYONE CAN GO AGAINST THE PLANS HE’S MADE FOR THEM BUT HIS OWN BLOOD. WHICH IS WHAT I WANTED TO GET BACK ON ON THE WHOLE “HE SEES HER AS BOTH A PERSON AND A PLAN.” HE DIDN’T SEE WHAT HE DID TO HER AS “RUINING HER LIFE.” HE SAW IT AS A WAY TO “CORRECT” HER AND KEEP HER “ON LINE” AND IT HAHAHAHUSHDUASDUHASUDHASHUDSAHCUDSGVYGADUYGVDSHVIDBVIASUHDVIADSVHSDVHAOHDVIAUHDVUHADSIVUHASI. Sorry guys passion took over my whole body what happened I didn’t black out it was just pure red ahhaha sorry guys. HE DOESN’T GET IT IS THE THING. I feel like sending her off to school was just a whole other thing to like, imagine basically having one of your joys in life metaphorically and LITERALLY ripped away from you. And then you have to go to a place to be “trained” to be something that your soul does not want to be like how f’d up is that. Thing is though I 100% believe she blocked this whole thing out of her memory because I highly doubt she could believe it. Cortex. The only man she had been raised and cared about for all these years, the one man that told her all she knows about the world, the only man there to listen to her ramble on about how excited she is for her future AND encourage it and be excited alongside with her, him, that guy, that same fucking guy just took everything from her. And she’s just going to plug her ears like a child and drown out ANY possibility that that’s true. I believe after losing one of the things she began to realize that she truly LOVED she was stunted. Like she was finally beginning to realize that maybe there are other paths and ways to live and that she’s her own person and it’s gone now!!! Isn’t that CRAZY and she’s basically regressed back to that child all over AGAIN!!! ISN’T THAT INSANE GUYS??? DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOU WANNA TAKE A FULLY LOADED SAWED OFF SHOTGUN AND POINT IT AT A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S HEAD??? I WANNA SAY SO MUCH MORE BUT MY LAPTOP RANDOMLY BUGGED AND IS MOVING SUPER SLOW GENUINELY REALLY HAPPY SOMEONE WANTED TO HEAR MY VIEW ON NINA AND CORTEX’S RELATIONSHIP IT’S SO SO SO COOL TO ME AND SAD AND WE NEED TO KILL CORTEX AND OKAY BYEEEE!!! 

[forsaken-headcanons]

okay okay, so, ive had two au ideas so far (neither of them are fleshed out right now) ill go in order of when i thought of them

SPIRITS OF THE WOODS -

This au turns the killers into legends set in the woods next to a little town called "Forsaken". These are all real people that just happened to accidentally follow the story of one of the legends and well.. the same thing happened to them.

Every survivor has a reason for going into the woods and every killer has a legend tied to them.

Killers :

1x1x1x1 - Noone actually knows what legend its tied to besides itself and the founders of the town.(Builderman and Shedletsky, maybe Dusekkar too)

C00lkidd - A young kid who got lost in the woods one day, most of them think he follows the legend of [i dont have specific names for any of the legends any of em follow yet.], a story about a little boy getting seperated from his father in the woods, wanting to go explore on his own because he said that 'he would be fine'. He was, infact, not fine. This isn't the right one though.

John doe - He doesnt have much of his memories, so noone can say what legend hes tied to for sure.

Azure - They were killed there and now haunt the forest. Thanks TwoTime!

Mafioso - A weird Ghost thing.

Survivors :

007n7 - Looking for C00lkidd. What can I say, he misses his son.

TwoTime - Cult activities...

Shedletsky - Only Builderman and Dusekkar know why hes going out there, he hasnt told the townspeople despite them being morbidly curious.

Builderman - Accompanying Shedletsky to make sure he doesnt get hurt on his mysterious quest.

Dusekkar - Same as Builderman.

Elliot - Genuinely curious about the woods / helping 007n7 look for C00lkidd. (They have a better relationship in this au due to 07 not being a hacker in this, he was still kindof an ass though so Elliot does hold a slight grudge.)

Noob - Looking for their friend. (Guest 666, who I dont anything for in this au.)

Guest 1337 - Accompanying anyone who goes into the woods to make sure he can protect them if anything goes wrong. [Hes not loosing anyone else.]

Chance - Goes out into the woods for fun. Its Chance what do you expect.

Eunoia and Nashatra - From the next town over, friends with some of the people in the town.

BEFORE THE HATRED -

Kindof an au kindof just what I think some of the cast would be like before they got "Forsook" as I put it when I was talking about it to my friends.

Focuses on 1x1x1x1, Shedletsky, Builderman, and John Doe because I like seeing how their dynamics would work together in this au.

This is like a WHILE before Forsaken ever happened, 007n7 is still a hacker- poor WaaPP... -Azure isnt dead yet, Guest 1337 hasnt gone to war yet, et cetera et cetera.

The only characters Ive actually thought about really :

1x1x1x1 - A child in this au, was made by Shedletsky, sees him as their dad. Not filled with malice and a hate for everything!!! Yay!!!!!!! Very different from how we see it in forsaken, not looks-wise but personality-wise. Around 4 or 5, in pre-school at most.

Shedletsky - His name is Shedletsky, he made the 1x. Sorry, sorry. Ill stop. Anyways, 1x1x1x1s creator, sees him as his child in a way? Sorry to all the Shedletsky × Builderman shippers they see eachother as brothers in this au.

Builderman - Made John Doe and legally his father. (Go my adoption papers!!) Currently going to college, majors in architecture. He has a interest in game design that he doesnt really plan to do anything with right now but yknow maybe sometime in the future!

John Doe - Buildermans son, hes like 9 so hes in school, has a small friendgroup that he hangs out with. (Which includes Jane, who he has a small crush on.)

MISC CHARACTERS - 007n7 is in Highschool, so is Chance and Itrapped. Chance and Itrapped are pretty good friends, Chance has a slight crush on Itrapped but Itrapped doesnt reciprocate it, its also probably like 1980 something so, homophobia. TwoTime and Azure are both a part of Johns friendgroup but theyre the youngest in said friendgroup. C00lkidd doesnt exist. Guest is in college. Elliot and Noob are both toddlers. Jasons... Jason. Dusekkar is a friend of Builderman and Shedletsky, frequently comes over to babysit 1x and John because the other two are busy sometimes.

anyways gotta go to class,

anon^4 out!

I really love both of these. Was extremely invested in the first one and was about to be extremely invested in the second one until you made the Jackie's Box reference. Lost my interest immediately. /j

[daincrediblegg]

really oughta talk about Charles Sinclair (Lady Terror's Dear Ol' Da) more than I do. He's a neat fella.

[faorism]

[nsfw, lev:red 3.01 spoilers] she not joining us after all? eliot asks as he enters the room, limbs loose from yoga. stating the obvious helps broker conversations with hardison, he's found, when he needs to learn how to tread forward.

mama got stuck on the time lord proposal as my next line of work. again. hardison holds his phone to his chest, sighing in askance and fondness at once. eliot crosses the room and sits on parker's side of the bed, where hardison has nudged himself over to, perhaps subconsciously. needed to cool her head.

eliot puts a heavy hand on hardisons knee covered by a thin blanket. seeing this, hardison puts his phone on the nightshade, anticipating one way this may go. better response than last time, if shes already on you reinventing time travel.

hardison doesnt take the bait of the "re-," knowing that that was more a carry over for eliots crusade to pump parker full of conspiracies. instead, he crosses his arms, rolls his eyes. yeah yeah coming here telling me "told ya so?" with your smug ass face.

nah. eliot squeezes hardisons knee. wanna say how proud i am of you, sweetheart.

you had to hint hard at parker over comms there was an issue. more clean up than courage on my part.

ain't no shame in needing help. especially as you take your next steps into some great unknown.

hardison smiles softly. no more chopping lettuce?

well, maybe, maybe not, but only 'cause you graduated pass head chef and have opened your own restaurant. new tricks to learn when it's your own kitchen. you ready for that?

think so. got to be so. hardison places a hand on eliots, thumb rubbing over knuckles. it doesn't escape either of them that this arm is the one that got sliced. for the world. for us.

the final word has an immediate effect on eliot, which he doesn't bother hiding. quivering upper lip, an intensity in the eyes, a flex in his fingers as he rubs up above the joint, to the thigh. when there's no resistance from hardison, eliot pushes their hands up higher. as his fingers rise, he drags the thin sheet off hardisons legs, exposing his boxers. he opens his mouth like he's going to say something, but no words come out. just a supreme sense of tenderness, mourning, and possibility escape in a huff of air.

i meant it, eliot.

i know you did. do. just... their hold breaks as eliot reaches into hardisons boxers. crawling up, but still moving. hardison groans as eliot presses into where he can feel the hidden pulse of a femoral artery. lifeblood, there. life, between them. could've told me earlier, that's a reason why. leaving me slackjawed in front of everybody isn't very kind, man.

through a layer of fabric, hardison guides eliot to where he wants touch most. again he groans as fingers dance through pubic hair, and graze against the velvet of his cock.

maybe, el, im keeping you on... fuck, on your toes. liked hearing it?

their gazes had been locked, the holiest black to vibrant blue. at the question, despite all his training, eliots eyes flicker away. the uncertainty he feels is not a lack of faith, but an overwhelm that must've filled the hearts of the folks who wrote the hymns he heard and sang in church once upon a time. how's one to put words to the glorious feeling of being touched so deep?

well, one solution, the only one eliot has right now, is to touch right back.

liked saying it? eliot redirects, palm rounding heated skin. jerking in short sure strokes.

yeah, man. yeah.

hardison draws eliot closer, leaning in to kiss eliot wet and open. its passionate and familiar, the kindof kiss that spoke of years and years of being in love. they know how to flow, how to breathe, when to bite—hardisons cock fills quickly under eliots attention.

twitches in hardisons hips signal just how turned on he is. just before eliot checks in, hardison pleads, need more, baby.

want my mouth?

please? want it so bad.

eliot shakes his hair pointedly, as he retracts his grip and they both work to take off hardisons boxers. that gorgeous dick and sac make eliots mouth water as he peeks at them.

guide me?

take it, hardison says in a possessive tone that's usually all parker. eliot whines and pushes hardison deeper, swallowing him into his throat, lips pressed into hardisons mound. take it. eliot. take... fuck. don't want you taking my hits, but you'll take this won't you.

a fist grips eliots hair at the roots in answer, and hardison brings him down down down. eliot excitedly draws his husband into his mouth, licking the hardening flesh with a determined hunger. hardison thrusts into eliot, wanting more, so much more, fuck. it's immediately so much more than a quick blow job, though they are moving quickly, eliot pulling his own cock out to pump. there is a fissure of lust cut into them, and they move together, as hardison uses his hold to fuck himself with eliots tongue.

eliot nods as best he can, and even over the messy wet of the oral, they can both hear eliots hand speed up at the rough handling.

you like this? like taking my cock, man? deep breath—hardison pulls eliot off and then holds eliots head down to him, making sure every bit of himself is lodged inside eliot. they both know just how long the man can deep throat, so it's a surprise thirty seconds in, eliot signals to be let go.

hardison starts to check in, but he doesn't get any words out before eliot straddles his thighs and comes onto hardisons cock, sobbing alec as he pulls his orgasm onto hardison, who in turn is whispering desperate encouragements. it's so hot hardison might just come from that, but before the last volley hits hardisons skin, eliot has already slipped down to retake hardisons cock in his mouth, sucking pre and come and sweat off hardison.

hardison can't be blamed for coming at the sight.

in the moments afterward, hardison tries to pull eliot off to give the man a well deserved break, but eliot latches on, resists. laps at hardison.

hardisons eyes go soft and, running his fingers through eliots hair, he whispers. alright, eliot, take it, however much of me you want.

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 6-4: Daddycop

Alright, Sabrina Focus Episode! And Zoe might get something! Funny ass episode name!

Oh hey! It's fake Chloe!

Damn, they're adding on the Chlobrina subtext. Also who made the Queen Bee action figure?

I forgot how bald Officer Roger is, lmao.

Oh. She lied. Of course she lied.

Hm. Jupiter. According to my cosmic theory that's Marinette.

Special privileges from the mayor? What if Marinette ended up becoming Chloe 2.0? That would be a fun irony.

Oh hey! She wants to help Marinette like in Evilustrator!

Oh boy! Exposition and Marinette noting she failed Chloe! She did, in a sense!

Look how they massacared my girls. The hair hunters got to them but didn't complete the job. Also I guess Kagami and Zoe are part of the girlsquad now. Wish I could've seen that development.

I used to have a movie night with a friend every Wednesday.

Kagami status: cooking

Oh. Just a friend?

Wait, love.

Also I'm liking Zoe comforting Sabrina about this. Cute!

Hamster named Marinette again lmao

It should end like this, honestly. Adrien's a Virgo and you're a Leo. According to Astrology, you two are incompatible as hell.

The sudden turnaround lmao

Oh, so Felix's Henchgirl is going to preach to Zoe now!? Mylene I can understand, but Sabrina did zilch to you!

Oh boy! More dramatic irony!

Oooh, Zoe lore?

Yes! Go Adrien! Stand up for yourself!

Oh my god that was instantaneous. Sabrina W.

Another decent mind-control akuma.

Wait, he loves being a distraction? I guess the Marinette salters were wrong.

So did they decide on the Miraculers as well in the episode 11 flashback?

Outfit upgrade! (Although I think this was in episode 2 as well. Yet Marinette was alright with Miss Hound taking her motorbike. Was it because she was helping her? What is the timeline on this stupid season?)

Ah, Pegasus again. This is the second time. Will this be a common thing?

And a detransform phase for the powerups. That was missing all the way back in season 2!

Alright, quick pajama review for the new PJs:

Mylene: She's wearing Ivan's season 1 shirt. It's so good.

Rose: The unicorn kigurumi (or is it onesie? What's the difference between the two?) it hyper-fitting. I'd also be jolly if Rose had handmedowns from Juleka as PJs and vice versa.

Juleka: I always imagined her as wearing handmedowns from Luka as PJs and occasionally regular clothes. Unless we wanna imagine Luka in that black tank and sweatpants.

Kagami: Silky rich pajamas are good!

Zoe: Yeah, sure. She has so little going on for her that I'm down with anything.

And Zobrina. On one hand I do love extra yuri, but Zoe isn't beating the "meant to take everything Chloe was going to have post-redemption" allegations. I'm more of a Julerozoe fan anyways.

Eh. I don't like the new cut that much. Kindof a downgrade and not even that different. I'd rather grow her hair out. I love short-haired girls with long hair and vice versa.

Jesse-ass sounding prick

That was a good episode! It felt like good damage control after Chloe's Swan Song that was trying to say: "If you're a bully in middle school you aren't scum less redeemable than an actual supervillain and deserve to live with your abusive mother." And it worked!

So I marked off everything I believe in for S6 from the past two episodes with two new colors. Cyan means I think it's happening but not yet confirmed while piss yellow means it's deconfirmed. I love the CYM color scheme. For example, it seems like Zoe's getting some extra backstory and the fact that Sabrina and Ivan have focus episodes makes me think Nathmarc might too, but I don't have any proof for either of those.

Wow, if those cyans become magentas we have 4/5s of a bingo!

As for the Axes of Funk, making Ladybug and Chat Noir into Sabrina Zombies would probably make them drop their guard, but the handcuffs stuff would be better. Also the car is cool, but overall I prefer the original Rogercop design.

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Slenderman x SlendermansionMaid!Reader || Oneshot

Plots: You’re shocked to see your boss and sometimes fuck buddy, when things are stressful in the Mansion (nothing more!! he’s still a frustrating ass!!) completely sloshed. *This one is entirely inspired by a Quotev Book I wrote years ago with the same plot- ‘Diary of a Slender Mansion Maid’.

Warnings: Drunkenness (Not that you can really tell 😅 He's just kindof a little looser then usual) and sexual references.

Tagging: @microwavemadness , @miss-understood (Hey there are sexual references but no smut. I hope its okay!! Please tell me if in the future you would like to be tagged in strictly fluff and/or angst ^^), and I hope y'all like this!

“Wh- Slender!??”

You cannot believe this. You cannot believe what you are seeing right now. It’s not that you rely on the man in any way, he’s frustrating and dickish 100 percent of the time and a royal pain in your ass- but generally he is the only other person (Being?) in this damn woods who’s on the same page as you!! That’s why you do your *stress relieving* together!- as the Head and the Maid of the mansion, you both get stressed and pissed off over the same things! It certainly isn’t because you like eachother. The master of this household is a complete asshole.

… But he’s usually a stone-cold sober asshole. One of the few few few things you appreciate about him. Usually the rest of the house is acting insane, even his brothers (Even his brothers who are actually lovely and mean well), you and Slender are the only still ones. Sure, he rarely does the heavy lifting in dealing with the messes his Pastas leave behind, that’s all you, but at least you have a still-spot to look for in the chaos.

You two usually release your own insanity on eachother, alone, away from hearing ears.

… and yet here is your oh-so-sensible leader, sitting at the kitchen table with Offender and Zalgo half slouched over (Well, more than usual. Which is not saying much by regular standards considering his spine is usually akin to an iron rod but still… it’s saying something. For sure.), a full-size bottle of jack between them and 28 empty ones on the ground around them. His and Offender’s tentacles are out and laying lazily on the ground between the bottles, Slender’s shirt is wrinkled and loosened at the collar, and his jacket is placed over the back of his chair. Its almost going to fall off and onto the ground!

Offender chuckles, seeing your face. “Oh Slender… you’re in trouble.”

“She is my maid… she does not do the getting mad. I do.” When Slender turns to you, enflaming your frustrations with his words, you just want to reach over and choke the jerk with his own tie. “Y/N. What are all these bottles doing on the ground? Clean this up.”

… oh that old bastard better be drunk off his ass, saying that to you. “Offender, Zalgo… “Your eyes, hard and angry, flicker over the other two. “Time to go.”

“Haha, oh- yes ma’am.” Offender gets up first, actually pushing out of his chair and turning on his foot as if to walk out when he could just teleport so much easier. Zalgo seems a little more together, grinning mischievously at you for a few moments (Wondering what you’re going to do to Slender), before Offender grabs his shoulder. “C’mon, let’s go find some real trouble to get into. Let’s let Slender play house.”

“Oh I do love trouble. Indeed, let’s go.”

Then they’re both gone, and Slender and you are stuck in a showdown. You’re staring at his smooth face, the worst greasy you have ever mustered in your eyes, and he’s not moving an inch. He almost looks bored in his body language. Languid.

You know it’s just a tactic to piss you off more, but damn does it work. “… okay just- what in the world are you doing??” You finally ask, shoulders dropping. Honestly, you’re just surprised. Slender?? Drunk?? Slender drinking with his brother who he calls a moron on the regular and a demon he hates?

Who blackmailed him? Who held a burning rod to his asshole and forced him?

“I am fully entitled to have a drink of this… “Picking it up, he looks to be reading the label- before putting it back down faced away from him. “vile moron juice, any time that I please Y/N.” He explains, destroying the validity in his own statement with his own basic inability to keep his true views to himself. “Tastes disgusting,… makes people into monkeys,... but it has its virtues.”

Sighing, you drop down to a crouch and start collecting bottles. “… so I have permission to call you an ape?” You mutter, knowing he heard you.

“Try it.”

You flash him a look, like ‘I just did’, before getting up to your feet again and setting the bottles in your arms on the bench. While he ignores you and sits there quietly for a good few moments, thinking whatever drunk-thoughts Slender has, you manage to wonder about - careful not to step on his tentacles or trip over his impossibly long legs stretched out under the table so far they stick out the other end, - and collect the rest of the bottles; putting them all up on the bench together. Then you turn to Slender and decide that has to be your next job.

Sighing, you wipe your hands together and approach him. “… coffee or a shower first?”

“… I want to stew, some more.” He says defiantly, and you immediately roll your eyes.

“I’m making you coffee.”

~

A couple of hours later and Slender is no more sober then when you found him. When you were on the opposite side of the kitchen, your arms full of bottles and on your way out to throw them away, Slender pointedly poured the rest of the Jack Daniels into the brewing pot of coffee. Then while you gradually cleaned up the rest of the wrecked kitchen, he sat at the table and drank it all out of a mug that says ‘World’s Best Tallest Dad’ which Jeff got him for Christmas one year.

For that bullshit you cursed him and told him you would never make him coffee again- and he ‘pfft’ at you. Pfft.

That is not the problem now, though. Now the problem is that not only is he smashed-- but he’s energetically smashed.

And you’re the only other one home right now. So, great.

You almost pray for Offender and Zalgo to come back here.

~

You’re just organising the trash (Compost, recycling and dump, plus Good Will which is a you-suggestion), trying to ignore Slender’s presence entirely, still stretched out at the kitchen table across from you- watching you- when he breaks the pleasant silence and make you groan. “You know a more efficient way to do that would be to utilise the organisational bins I had Jeff steal from a- what was it? Wall-Mart? Yes. And, also- listen to me- this is very important- that shirt is not your colour.”

Instead of truly dignifying Slender’s unnecessary nit-picking, you just turn with a terrible greasy and stick him with it. “Do you know that you’re insufferable?”

“I’ve heard- but even so, I’m rarely wrong.” Looking away momentarily, Slender releases a disturbing sound that you hear very very rarely that you can only describe as his version of a chuckle. Full of joy, and static. “And better yet, you know it~… “Dear lord. How can it be possible that this man can get even more frustrating and annoying. You are never letting this man touch a bottle ever again.

Rolling your eyes though, you turn back to what you’re doing. He returns to his staring, silently criticising you most definitely. You just sigh, and finish sorting. It gets done pretty fast, considering its just you two at home. No chaos, no insane teenagers creating new messes for you making you feel like you’re trying to empty a self-filling fountain with a bucket- just Slender and his occasional energetic-drunk commentary constantly in the room with you, whatever room you move to (The bastard follows you). You then finish the vacuuming, a good portion of the laundry and even get dinner started; it becomes a very productive day and you’re happy about it!

At least, you figure, when he’s not talking, then Slender’s presence can almost be construed as companionable. Which is probably why today was a relatively peaceful one. After all at least he’s not trying to touch you like Offender, or breaking things like Jeff, or making irritating noise with a videogame like BEN, or even asking you for things like sweet Sally. So once you’re all done with your to-do list, and the stew is on the stove slow-cooking- you go ahead and put on another pot of coffee.

Slender leans over your back, and he’s so tall he doesn’t touch you at all there but you can still feel his presence and you hang your head back on your neck; eyes closed and brows furrowed in frustration, knowing just what he’s going to start on now. “… I don’t want that.”

“Well you’re going to drink it.”

“No, no I don’t think I will, nope.”

“I swear to god you giant cranky turd you will drink this coffee or you’re not getting dinner.”

“Then I have some more bad news to break to you- that man does not exist. The only god here is me, and you aren’t allowed to swear at me.”

Here you just flash him a dangerous smile over your shoulder, so heavily venomous that you don’t need to swear at him. “I don’t know how you drink without a mouth, but I am gonna chuck this burning hot coffee at you and just hope for the best~ “

For a moment, Slender just watches the coffee boiling, over the top of your head. You crane your neck once again to look at him this time, wondering what drunk-Slender-thoughts he’s thinking now. When you’re just about to give up waiting for him to say something else and further the conversation (Or argument. Potato-potahto though with the two of you) you turn around to lean back into the edge of the bench and look at him straight-on for a moment instead, because your neck was hurting. Just then, the bottom of Slender’s mouth tears away from the top before your eyes and the jagged rip curls up at one corner- like a terrifying smirk. Albeit, an awkward and unsure one.

Your eyes bug out of your skull. “You can do that!?”

“I can~ “ Even if his 'facial expression' is awkward, the confidence of a thousand years and also 29 full size bottles of tennesee whiskey, give or take, is still stuck stubbornly in his voice.

No way. You're genuinely surprised and intrigued. "This whole time??"

"Since birth- err, or creation. Our beginning is rather unclear." Mhm.

Thoughtfully, curiously, you raise up onto your tip toes in order to take a better look. It's not the weirdest thing you've seen in this house, but it's new and intriguing even so. Especially since you regularly fuck this man. "... Do you have a- hm." You stop. Maybe you shouldn't ask that, you think, pressing your lips into a firm line.

"A tongue?" Slender finishes for you, never one to let something be when he knows he can use it to make someone else feel smaller. You just sigh, and nod. Yep, that is what you were thinking. When a thick, slimy, dexterous, terrifying-looking black creature-tongue makes a short appearance out the abyss inside his mouth and licks his bottom lip very quickly, your eyes fly open wide again. "I do." He tells you matter-o'-factly; no flirty or vulgar tone in his voice, but a definite pridefulness. A smugness. A teasing intrigue, in your line of questioning.

God you're truly starting to dislike drunk Slender. He's borderline creeping you out. This isn't him.

... Even so though- "Does it hurt?" You ask, reaching up (extending your arm almost as far as it'll go, he's so tall) to ghost your fingers over the tear in his usually-smooth face. There isn't any blood or anything, its just like if you ripped a piece of paper, but- surely- that cannot be comfortable!

"Its perfectly comfortable," He responds, having been listening to your thoughts which makes you sigh. Has he been doing that this whole time?? You hate when he does that- "Its a natural function of mine. And yes- I know you hate it. That's a bonus, thank you."

Now you give his chest a wack with the back of your hand. "So you're saying could've been using that on me this whole time??"

...

-He just sighs. "Such a vulgar human."

"Says the one that insists I wear no underwear when your brothers all come over so you have easier access- "

"That's just practical, Y/N." And dangerous, considering one his brothers is Offender. "You and I both know the mansion is at its most ridiculous when they dare to visit. You benefit just as much as I do."

"... pfft."

"Pfft? Did you just 'pfft' me??"

"You fuck me before they even arrive."

"I anticipate the chaos."

You open your mouth immediately to go 'ha' at him, but no sound comes out. Because... right. He's right. He's completely correct. You two don't do this because you like each other, or out of any actual desire for each other... you do it to relieve stress. You should stop this line of conversation now, before one of you says something silly and incorrect suggesting any different. "Oh yeah." For a moment theirs a silence between you, you retracting your hand from him while you both stop to just think for a second. Because that sure was close. You could have ruined what you have! And that would be a shame- because it works. "Well-- I'm still not the only vulgar one." You shrug, slipping out from where he still hangs over you and collecting the now-brewed coffee with you.

"... right." For a split second Slender seems too caught up in own thinking that he almost lets you win- before flicking immediately back to his senses, insulting you as easily as he breathes (However it is that he does that); heading to the table with a mug for the coffee he 'didn't want', anyhow. "Uh- I mean- you're mistaken, but that's okay. You're only, pathetically human. Its to be expected."

Instead of responding, you pour the coffee for him then step back against a bench and you both sit in silence for a few more painfully awkward moments. He's just sipping and you're just wondering if you can just leave-

when a horrid crash noise sounds from the living room as well as the smell of pot wafting in as well; BEN's high chuckling following shortly after, and your eyes slip slowly to Slender at the same time that his head turns your way. Neither of you move for a second but you can feel a gentle, heated throbbing beginning to rise in your underwear, thinking about the mess that you'll inevitably have to clean up when you go in there and find out the TV is smashed, and the yelling Slender's going to do because a new TV has to be stolen for the mansion now. Which means-

"Laundry room."

"I'll meet you there."

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do you ship gay ass mirror with anyone and AUGH HE'S SO BBG AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i will murder him alive, wait for him to revive, and promptly kill him again. and again. and again. but i love him though <333333

Ok this isnt really Dead End related but it is something I do kinda wanna talk about.

So Im kindof a multishipper, but not in the way of liking basically every ship. I find a bunch of ships I like, (SoggyCookies, Ginger x Finn for example) and I latch onto those specifically, but I am still able to enjoy other ships involving these characters. I like Bobette x Ginger, Finn x Goob, even recently Finn x Gigi despite my crippling love for Slotmachine (Gigi x Scraps).

The main issue with Glisten is that while yes I do enjoy ships involving him (Mostly Jewelrybox or ReflectiveDetective), I havre prefered ships with those characters that dont involve Glisten (SilentMelody Boxten x Flutter and Brightcase Rodger x Brightney). its not that I dislike Glisten ships, on the contrary I quite enjoy them, its just that I generally prefer other ships.

I hope this makes sense its the best I could describe my weird dumbass way of thinking.