#HEAVENGUIDED

[bloodsalted]

@heavenguided || random as hell inbox question! || omfg! lol!

"Dean, if you had to fight a monster using only interpretive dance, what song would you choose and what would your signature move be?"

"uhhh? first? i'm gonna need a little bit of whatever you're on that makes you think up the most random shit i've ever been asked. cause," lips purse together damn near comically in how thoughtful the pout is when accompanied by a sidelong glance towards absolutely nothing, "wow. second? i don't know. ganking a big nasty while doing the macarena would be pretty bad ass. lets ya reach all the places where the weapons are and they'd never see it coming."

[qapsiel]

Az saw your tags and would like to tell you she is not an assbutt, thank you very much.

Cas says she was taught by the biggest assbutt to ever assbutt (Michael), so that makes her one, too

[milleroptimism]

"If you could be any tine on a fork, which would you be?"

"... None?"

[malka-lisitsa]

😧 - Senpai, notice me????

😊 - I think you are a really friendly person.

Intimidation Meme

Oh you have been noticed .

;))) - Threateningly

[wantdead]

starter call . / " i'm fine. " he spoke with a tense tone, uneasy by the question, " why does everyone keep askin' me that? " / @heavenguided

[delabor]

Can I join you at whatever dance party you seem to be having such a great time at?

{ ☠  — @heavenguided }

"Of course! A great dance party is a scene I'm usually in actually, if you ever wondered why I smell like the maraschino cherries at the bottom of a manhattan and bad decisions."

"Come on miss girl, get your groove on. We need to get you some sequins too."

[stanfordprepped]

@heavenguided gets a small starter!

"Okay, so. You gotta catch me up on all the crazy stuff I've missed."

[badassxbirdy]

"If you were a sentient brick, which building would you want to be a part of?"

“…Are angels makin’ stuff again? This isn’t about to be some new creature I gotta worry about, is it? ‘Cause if the bricks get sentience and start talkin’, I don’t think I’ll be able to deal.”

[holyhitter]

Of everyone he expects to turn the corner, even if he knows who it is already -- he's not expecting his sister. There's some part of him that does feel used, but he's not going to voice that. Not yet, anyway; it hardly matters when this is the first time they've seen each other in over a decade.

" You work with them now? " It's not quite a question, not quite a statement; more an acknowledgement. " As willing as I am to hear you out, you have to know this is pointless. "

@heavenguided

[sugarandwhiskey]

"You look like you're one of the most beautiful people on Earth." ((had to change the format slightly, but hugs and a compliment from Az.))

@heavenguided

"I'm gonna accept this comment, but I'm also going to throw a reverse uno card because you are like, one of the most beautiful people on earth."

[bloodsalted]

"If you were a sentient brick, which building would you want to be a part of?"

"......."

"......????"

[qapsiel]

“If you had to pick one human custom to be the official greeting of angels, would it be fist bumps, awkward nods, or jazz hands?”

"Definitely the fist BOMBS. You have to pull back after and wiggle your fingers and make a boom sound with your mouth. It's hilariously silly. It doesn't make sense whatsoever. But it's the only bomb humanity invented that I like."

[milleroptimism]

How do you define success, and do you feel you've achieved it?

"First, adorable question. Second, one-hundred percent yes. I have an amazing relationship with the love of my life, I'm surrounded by loved ones who know and understand the real me, my business is thriving, I fucking love my home, I have hobbies and am able to enjoy them, I go out with my friends as often as possible and my family is fucking amazing. Forgive me for the run-on sentence I just had a lot to say. I didn't think I was gonna have all of this when I was younger, y'know? I thought I was gonna be stuck in a shitty relationship and his equally shitty family who all thought they could get away with everything because they were fucking rich. I thought it was what I deserved--- settling. FUCK NO it wasn't and I'm glad I got out of there when I did. True, genuine happiness is success to me- as long as you've got that... you're golden."

[malka-lisitsa]

What Studio Ghibli movie does Katherine like/relate to the most?

"I don't think I've ever watched any, but I hear that grave of the fireflies is an absolute heart break shit show of trauma and tragedy, so probably that one."

[wantdead]

If you could be any page in a book, what page would it be, and what book?

" oh— i'd wanna be one of the first pages on the bible, and i'd want it to read the following: 'disclaimer: what follows might be a record of real encounters with the divine — or just desperate humans grasping at silence. either way, god hasn’t clarified'. "

[delabor]

Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as long as your fingers?

{ ☠  — @heavenguided }

"legs as long as my fingers."

obviously.