#*interactions

[badassxbirdy]

@hartlines sent: "You make a lot of threats for someone who is short and can’t even do a push-up." (From Dean)

Meme: Tumblr text post prompts

"The fuck did you just say to me?"

[meanao3thoughts]

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

[purplebehittindifferent]

I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.

Part 2

MASTERPOST

[that-sweet-jester]

poor Sevika's been embarrassed ever since, yet still stuck around😔✊

[cinemantagonist]

little shit award goes to

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[batsandbirdsandothers]

De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

[hoult-nicholas]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[remynisce]

Love to see the evolution of their dynamic in the latest chapters

[crimson-rots]

saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

[badassxbirdy]

@normallyxstranger sent: ❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜ - Jamie!

Meme: unhinged comedic relief

Well, if that wasn’t just one of the most relatable things she’d ever heard.

“Would it make you feel any better if I told you that you’re still hot anyways?”

[pnfc]

[purplebehittindifferent]

I have had two sword fights. Both were wonderful.

Part 3 Part 5

Masterpost

[bethanydelleman]

My dad raises grass-fed beef cattle and I help him sell it, mainly by maintaining an online presence. For a while, I kept having the most ridiculous conversations with people who I assume were marketing students. I didn't want to be rude so I'd try to let them down gently but this one guy just kept insisting that with his magical marketing skills he could grow our business.

What he could not seem to comprehend is that we could not grow our business, at least not without significant time and monetary investment. Cows take two years from pregnancy to the size that you can sell. If we buy adult cows, our margins become razor thin or even negative. Even if we somehow could acquire some cows, our barn and hay fields are already near maximum capacity. Renting another field would be relatively easy, building a bigger barn not so much.

Cows are living animals, they aren't widgets that can be produced infinitely. Besides that, many businesses inherently cannot grow, because if they do they'll become something else. The delicious bakery down the street cannot produce much more than they do, if they began mass marketing and production they'd eventually be selling the equivalent of Twinkies. We grow grass-fed, organic beef, if we expanded how long would that last? Eventually we'd become the very factor farms that we hate. Some things can only ever be made on a small scale and they are usually the best things.

But also, what are they teaching them at marketing school and how is it so disconnected from reality?

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.