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bangtanshomura · 4 years ago

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PINK | 1/? | pjm

summary: A neighbor as pink and hopelessly romantic as you and an equally pink neighbor like Jimin (but without a thing or two in common), sounds almost perfect together, right?. The only problem? That you are madly in love with him but his tonalities are very different from yours.

pairing: park jimin x female reader.

genre: fluff, angst, (maybe in the future a little of smut? not so sure).

word count: 1139.

warning: unrequited love, pinning, so much embarrassment, a looooot of pink hehe, hurt, some mxm with ot7, you know...it happens sometimes.

Pink, it was love at first sight.

“Running late, neighbor?”

“It’s kind of my thing, you know?” You are in the middle of a battle with your keys, asking to all the god’s above, why the fuck you must make a clown of yourself in front of the most beautiful, smart, hot and cocky human being in planet earth? Aka the love of your life, aka the future father of your two children, aka Park Jimin.

“Oh, I do know” The little giggle that comes out of his mouth is enough to have you all flustrated. ”Any plans tonight? Are your friends coming over?” Jimin takes your purse from your hands and hangs it naturally on his shoulder following you in the hallway that leads to the elevator of your building.

“I like to think that they’re not, but that’s really ambitious from my part, right?” While you press the button that will take you to the lobby, Jimin shakes his head with an amused smile in his face.

“I think so, they’ll come no matter what you do. Talking about friends” He makes a pause looking at you and then to himself in the mirror that covers the wall of the up and down thing, styling his hair. “I was kind of wondering if you would like to come with me to The Taehyung Biggest Lifetime Event?”

Oh, boy. What a simple way to put your heart into a nearly colapse.

You’ll see “The Taehyung Biggest Lifetime Event” it's the name that your incredible mutual friend -Tae- put to his first art exhibition. And in fact, it is a big thing, an important memory if you think about all the photos that will be taken in the near future and obviously posted in social media, where everybody can see them and never erase them. And of course, because of the beautiful art that your dear friend creates.

But...the posibilities.

Jimin with a hand wrapped around your waist smiling to the camara with love in his eyes.

No, no, better.

Jimin with a hand wrapped around your waist smiling while looking at your face with adoration.

Oh, that one sounds so much better. It would be the kind of photo that would make girls run away from his Instagram. And with a bit of good luck, from his life too.

“Y/n? Are you there?”

“Uh? Yeah, yeah. I am” The devilish smirk Jimin gives you is proof enough for you that he knows or at least imagines what kind of thoughts crossed your mind.

You blush in a very embarrasing way and his smirks transforms into something more.

Sometimes luck it’s a good samaritan, because the moment he opens his mouth to say something, the sound of the elevator arriving to the lobby makes it’s appearance.

"Saved by the bell, pink angel" Jimin throws a wink to your way leaving you with a tomato red face and a beating heart threatening to burst out of your chest.

"Park Jimin, are you flirting with me?"

"You wish, baby!"

I do.

The beautiful sound of his bubbly laugh invades the lobby and you run to reach his side but he is faster than you, so your paceful morning routine with your eternal crush turns into a chase through the streets.

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|Jiminie: How's work, pink?

|Y/n: As good as ever, you boring?

|Jiminie: You know I am, Yoongi doesn't get any funnier.

|Y/n: Hey!, I like Yoongi's dry sense of humor.

|Jiminie: You love to make me jealous, don't you?

You can't help the enamoured giggle that comes out of you.

Re-reading the last message, you inhale a preoccupying amount of air and text him back.

|Y/n: Sorry, sometimes I forget your prise kink.

|Jimin: Im worried about how this conversation turned around my kinks, but yeah, don't let yourself forget that I love to be loved ;)

Even if the message is suggestive, you let your shoulders drop in a defeating manner.

I wish it said by you.

I love to ve loved by you.

All these messages, the pet names, the flirting and the big amount of time that you spend together doesn't mean the same to Jimin as it does to you.

Ever since you two cross paths in the hallway of your building, you knew you were so fucked up.

You met Jimin two year ago.

Your best friend Namjoon was helping you taking your big and heavy boxes to your new departament in the third floor, between jokes about his boyfriend fighting with him for his tendency to break everything that comes across his way, when you saw the most beautiful thing that your twenty two years old eyes had ever seen.

It was like an angel with what it had to be the tightest pair of black jeans in the whole world and the fluffiest pink sweater ever.

"Oh" He stoped in his tracks and intercalate his curious gaze between Namjoon and you, apparently taking a chance for your tall friend. "New neighbor?"

Namjoon saw you out of the corner of his eye watching how your eyes went all big and sparkling by the sight of the boy.

So he smiled amusedly at the blonde haired angel in front of you.

"It's because of the pink mixer, right?" The little -most definitely taller than you- blonde boy, blushed so much that for a moment you thought smoke would come out of his ears. "Don't get me wrong, I do love that color as any sane person. But, unfortunately, im not the new addition to your building. It's this pretty little pink thing here".

"Pink, uh?" You were indeed a very, very pink and pretty thing. He scaned you from head to toe -from your pastel green crop top, to your baby pink cargo's and your also baby pink military boots- and conclude that, that innocence could be the death of him if he ever let you in.

"Y/n" You blurted out your name so fast that Namjoon almost choked trying to hold back his laughter. You give him a warning glare and returned your embarrased gaze to Jimin. "My name is y/n"

At that precise moment you experienced one of the most radical changes ever seen. The turn upwards his lips took, had sufficient evidence to be considered illegal. "Im Jimin, Park Jimin".

The sound of another incoming message took you out of your thoughts, forcing you to look around the flower shop to verify that there were no clients waiting patiently for your attention while you remembered the first meeting with which you are sure is the love of your life.

|Jiminie: Pink? Maybe you are a little busy, but guess who got another coffe for free today?

|Jiminie: That's right, baby, meee!. Should I invite a drink once and for all to the barista across the street?.

Or maybe not.

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a/n:

Hey! My name is Alex and this is the first fic I have published on Tumblr or anywhere, ever. So, uhm , please be patient with me. English is not my mother language, so Im trying to do my best to write it correctly.Any questions, complaints or suggestions will be accepted (as long as it is in a respectful way. Im a crybaby please don’t be too harsh with me).

I hope you enjoy it and please tell me your opinion. I am planning to do it in two or three parts, I don't want this first fic to be so long so you don’t get bored.

Enjoy!^^

#jimin fanfic #jimin fluff #jimin angst #park jimin fanfic #bangtan fic #bts fanfic #jimin x reader #kim namjoon #jung hoseok #park jimin #jeon jungkook #kim seokjin #min yoongi #kim taehyung #bangtan sonyeondan #park jimin x reader #pjm x reader #bts pjm #pjm

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gubesboo · 5 years ago

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That should be me

HEY!! ITS MEEE! I posted quite some time ago that maybe I should post a fic so HERE IT IS FINALLY MY FIRST FIC! I’m in nursing school so it can be difficult to write also I read all of these amazing stories and think I could never so hopefully you enjoy this!

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Warnings: uhhh cursing, suggestive sexual language, mutual pining, fluff (cause I’m a fluff whor3), maybeeee angst? idk I think that’s it other than pretty bad writing!

Italicized = readers thoughts

Bolded= spencer’s thoughts

Word count: 3.5k

Y/N POV

Working at the BAU is not what you were expecting. Long hours, early mornings, sleepless nights. Don’t kid yourself, you loved your job, but at times it can seem that the bad outweighs the good. Only one thing could lighten you up on your darkest days and it was him. Doctor Spencer Reid. Spencer was everything that you hope for in a potential partner. He’s patient, caring, intelligent, also did I mention insanely attractive. Over the years of working there you and Spencer had become best friends, even rivaling Derek Morgan as his, and Penelope Garcia as yours. See being best friends is great, although completely platonic, the late night movie marathons, weekly coffee meets, along with working right beside him on your darkest days, you have come to love the brown mop of curly hair and hazel eyes that is Spencer Reid. Well, the problem that now is… BEING in love with Spencer Reid.

The bullpen having it’s normal hustle and bustle left you with your thoughts. You didn’t even recognize the man of the hour as he called out to you.

“Y/N…? Y/N... Y/N!!”.

“Oh.. sorry Spence, what’s up?”, you blushed a little, embarrassed that this man could have the power to zoned you out any minute of the day.

“Are you okay? You seem a little out of it.” Spencer so worriedly responded.

It’s the little things like this that could someone so easily make anyone fall in love. Spencer Reid could read you like a book, which is not something out of the ordinary for him. These microscopic gestures is something he knows that you take close to heart.

“What? OH! Yeah I’m fine Spencer this paperwork is seriously getting to me now.”

He let out a little laugh at your response. “Yeah I can see that, that’s why I offered you a fill on your cup of coffee.”

Yeah you know what else you can fill. You thought in your head for the quickest second but just as quickly you could feel the heat rising in your face. With this you were quick to stand up to take the attention off of you. “You know what yeah Spence that would a-actually be great! I’m just gonna...uh… go see Penny real quick, I forgot I was meeting her to give her back her… s-sweatshirt she left at my place!”.

Oh god are you screwed. Dammit Y/N get it the FUCK together. “Oh ha.. You know, that might be helpful” you reply trying to act aloof. Spencer just smiles hesitantly parting your ways as he walks towards the break room for coffee, and you go to Garcia’s to give her the ‘sweater’.

Spencer looked at you quizzically causing you to quickly turn to head that way. Just before you walked out of the bullpen you heard Spencer say “Uh.. Y/N.. do you want your bag?”.

Barging through the door of Penelope’s headquarters, she turns around at you wide eyed like you have just escaped a wild tiger.

“Y/N are you okay? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

Great. “Penny I am LOSING it here.”

She looks at you worried like you actually have tossed your head off of your shoulder. “Oh this is about boy wonder now isn’t it” she so dubiously recognized.

“Yes Penny I have no idea what I’m doing here, I can’t focus on my work, I’m embarrassing myself left and right, and to make matters worse this whole thing is completely one sided!”.

Penelope looks at you sadly, she wants more than anything for you and Dr. 187 to get together but the stress of seeing you in this state almost breaks her heart. “Y/N, have you tried talking to him about it, we see the way he acts with you. Always going out of his way to make sure you are safe and happy, he doesn’t do that with just anyone…”

You had to give it to her, Penelope always puts on the bravest face for you, that’s why you love her so much. “It’s not just me Penny, what about JJ… or Emily even, he does the same for them… look I’m just trying to be realistic. Someone like Spencer would never go for someone like me. He IS a genius, and I can barely make it through one day where my mind doesn’t get sidetracked.”

Penelope had had enough with your self doubt, she knew you were one of the most talented on the team. “Y/N ENOUGH! First of all, JJ and Emily never stay with Spencer and binge watch Doctor Who til’ the break of dawn. We all notice the longing stares on the jet between him and you, the maybe a tad too long hugs before you guys leave… it’s obvious he’s into you. You know Spencer has a thing for germs yet he shook your hand on your first day here. Let that sink in for a second Y/N. Secondly, you are one of the smartest and talented people on this team. Remember last week when you guys were in Dallas, and YOU pieced together the unsub had a partner.. Y/N there would’ve been so many other victims if it weren’t for you, you have no idea how much everyone respects and values your accomplishments on the team, INCLUDING Spencer.”

Tears had welled up in your eyes, you never knew how much you needed these words of endearment. Sometimes it can be hard to believe this when you are always in your head about what you could've done better or simple mistakes that could've been avoided, sending you into a downward spiral. “Thanks Pen”, you smiled subtly. “I think I’m gonna go to lunch, do you want anything?”

“No Y/N I’m good. Please go talk to Spencer, I have faith that it will really end happily for you” Garcia replied kindly.

“You know what I will, also one more thing…” She turned back in her chair cautiously at what you might say next.

“Yeah?”

“Um.. if anyone comes in here asking what I was doing, can you say I returned a sweater to you?”

“Oh Y/N” Garcia said, releasing a school girl giggle, “You have SO got it bad”.

You laughed out of her office, timid of what the rest of the day had left to offer.

SPENCER POV

Ok that was odd, I hope Y/N is okay. Was it something I said? Oh God what if Morgan spilled the beans on how I feel about her. She’s my best friend, no what Morgan would never do that...well...would he? Just my luck Morgan was in the break room filling up his mug, walking in he gave me the slightest smirk.

“Well pretty boy how is it going with Y/N? Ask her out yet?” he said, taking a sip of his coffee giving him the side eye.

“What!? No.. Morgan you know she doesn’t feel the same about me, she’s never demonstrated anything that could elude to being more than friends. I know it will never happen.” sadly stated, Spencer began filling up the two mugs.

“Oh and you have?” Morgan said chuckling at Spencer’s reply, it was obvious that not even the genius had shown any type of actions that would sway Y/N into thinking he wanted to be more than friends. Spencer of course recognizes this but the simple things must account for something right? The subtle cuddles on the couch, constantly getting her refills on coffee, late night hangouts when Y/N was having a crying breakdown. He doesn’t just do that for anybody, she has to know this right? Maybe it wasn’t too obvious.

“Look Morgan, I’m trying alright? You haven’t told her anything have you, she’s been dodgy around me lately.” Spencer crouched into himself, thinking how he could mess up something that hasn’t even started yet?

“Come on Spencer, I mess with you a lot, but not when it comes to ya girl man. Look if you think something is bothering her just ask her about it, I think you guys are close enough as friends to where you can ask her about something like that right? And if she does know about your feelings then you have your answer, if not, lay it on her Reid. You always miss 100% of the shots you don’t shoot.”

Listening to these words almost encouraged Spencer but the weight of the fact that he might be rejected by the one girl he has opened up his heart to is too much to handle. It is easier to sit on the sidelines and wait for the opportunity to erupt then seize it himself.

“Yeah Morgan you’re probably right. I’ll ask Y/N about it at lunch. Thanks Morgan I’ll keep you updated.”

Morgan chuckled to himself “Well hopefully you don’t have to tell me, you can show me when you get back.”

With that, Spencer walked out of the breakroom with his and Y/N’s coffee right as she walked back into the bullpen looking slightly disheveled. “Hey Y/N! Lunch?” Spencer smiled at Y/N.

“Ummm… Yeah! Sandwiches?” Y/N replied, Spencer realized she usually had sandwiches when she was stressed. Carb loading seemed to make everything better. He mentally noted this to ask about later.

“Sounds perfect.”

With that Spencer and Y/N walked out of the office timidly, overwhelmed with their inner battle tension fighting at them.

LUNCH- Y/N POV

Walking into their go to sandwich shop down the street had a warm and inviting atmosphere. Almost like a hug from your grandma, it never gets old. The smell of freshly baked bread spread through the room and even calmed the nervousness that had surrounded Y/N and Spencer. The girl at the register you’ve come to know as Jessica, noticed her most loyal customers and greeted them with a warm smile.

“Y/N! Spencer! Welcome back you guys! Are we having our usual today?”

Almost embarrassed by the amount of times that they come in that the waitress knows their order. They nod in agreement. A BLT with mayo for Y/N and a ham and turkey club for Spencer.

“Don’t you know it Jessica” you replied, giving her a wink and handing her a 20. “Keep the change” you smiled.

“I’ll have it out to you guys soon!” She replied before going to the counter to assemble the lunch.

Spencer has seemed on edge since he asked you to lunch. Oh no had he caught on? Did he hear me and Penelope.. No he couldn’t have. Just breathe. It’s okay. You noticed Spencer about to say something when you were pulled out of your thoughts by an unfamiliar voice.

“Hi...Y/N?” you turned around to reveal a rather handsome man. What some would consider tall, dark and handsome. His black hair sat wavy on his head. He was cute you had to admit, just the perfect balance of toned without it being overbearing.

“Uh, Hi. I’m sorry I don’t mean to come across rude but...Do I know you?”. There was something about him that was right at the tip of your tongue. He did look familiar but you couldn’t place the face with a name.

“Oh right. Hi um Chase! From Easton Heights? We went to high school together.”

“OH MY GOD! Yes! Chase! We had Biology together right? Wow look at you! You look amazing, how are you?” Wow he has definitely aged well.

Spencer shifted uncomfortably. Maybe it was in his head but he could definitely see a connection between the two of them.

“Oh sorry Chase this is my friend Spencer, we work together.” Ugh friends, even saying the word left a sad tone on your tongue. So much hope and wanting in the word, that the one you hope would notice was completely blind to the idea.

Chase extended his hand for a handshake but was matched with Spencer’s typical skepticism, waving back at him instead of returning the endeavor.

“Don’t mind him, it's a germ thing.” you said to Chase seeming almost offended by Spencer’s action but nodded in an almost condolence type of way.

This brought you back to your first day with the team. After exchanging handshakes with Hotch, JJ, Rossi, Emily, Morgan and a bone crushing hug from Penelope (you knew at that second this woman was going to be your rock), last up was the genius himself. To his surprise along with everyone else's he extended his hand to meet yours to introduce himself. Everyone around gave skeptic looks to the other, but to be honest, it was hard to notice everyone else when looking into Spencer’s eyes. From that moment on, you were hook line and sinker to the pipe cleaner with eyes.

You reminisce about this moment along with Penelope’s words from earlier when you are pulled out of your thoughts by Jessica calling from the counter.

“Y/N, Spencer! Your sandwiches are up!” Jessica shouted from the counter.

Spencer went to grab the sandwiches from the counter while you and Chase continued the small talk. What he walked back in on made his heart sink to the pit of his stomach.

“Look Y/N I don’t mean to be forward but you obviously look great. I-I mean you’ve always looked great, I’m just saying adulting looks a-amazing on you. Anyways is there any way you are free tonight? Maybe we could meet up at this great Italian place in the city? Catch up a little?” Chase offered.

You had to hand it to him, he knew how to play his cards. As much as you wanted to hold out for Spencer, it was a stagnant relationship. No pull or tug anywhere as much as you wanted to, you didn’t want to set yourself up for heartbreak if you didn’t have to. You looked over at him. His face seemed unbothered by Chase’s actions. If he cared about you in more than a friend's way this would have bothered him right? If it did, he didn’t show it so you know what? Fuck it. Maybe it is self sabotage but, maybe this would be good for you.

“Uh, you know what? Yeah that would be nice. Maybe we can meet up around 7:30? Today is paperwork day at the office so I should be off at 5, gives me enough time to go home and change. Unless a case comes in of course.” You said handing him a card with your name and number on it, usually for business, but why waste time writing it down anywhere else right?

“Great I’ll see you then. It was nice meeting you Spencer.” Chase said with a warm smile before making his way out of the shop leaving you and Spencer in a limbo.

Well… THAT just happened. You thought to yourself as you walked out of the shop. Spencer seemed awfully quiet the walk back to the office only nodding and responding to your thoughts when absolutely necessary. Not even so much as the facts that you found completely endearing. You tried to brush it off as the midday lag, the sleep deprivation finally catching up to him, but that didn’t seem like the whole story. But at this point, you were tired of trying to read Spencer. Bigger and better things were waiting for you besides the man walking next to you. Or at least you hope there were.

THAT NIGHT- SPENCER POV

After an afternoon full of methodical paperwork, coffee, and self deprecation. Spencer goes home to his empty apartment, something that seems so full of light when Y/N is there.

If he had to admit it, this is something that Spencer had nightmares about. He knows it’s no one's fault but himself but he was right there. At lunch he was finally going to grow some balls and tell Y/N just how much he liked, probably loved her. But Chase happened. What if you fall in love with him, leaving Spencer in the dust. There is no way there could be time for a best friend AND a boyfriend. Especially not when Spencer wants to fill both rolls. He wants to be the one whose arms you wake up in. Who tries and horribly fails to make dinner for. To possibly get married and have kids with.

He ponders this while staring at you contact information on his phone, finger hovering over the call button. It is now or never. Spencer thinks.

“Fuck it.” Spencer says before grabbing his keys and coat, heading out the door.

YOUR APARTMENT- Y/N POV

Walking though your door and shedding your coat, you walk into your barren apartment thinking about the day you had. The rest of the work day had trudged along unbearably slow. You couldn't help but feel guilty accepting the date in front of Spencer. Sure, you guys were friends but on the way back and the rest of the day in the bullpen, Spencer had been avoiding you. When you looked over your eyes would meet, Spencer would clench his jaw and look immediately back down. He stopped the coffee refills, which was fine, but at some point he walked in on you pouring coffee just to do a straight 180 to walk out the door.

Ultimately feeling blue you decide to pick up your phone and text Chase to cancel the date. Not that you want to, but your head just wasn’t in the right place to go out. Even through the guilt of saying yes to Chase to get over Spencer, you thought this would be good for you, but it has only resulted in disappointment. Spencer should be happy for you! But it is obvious that this has affected him negatively. But why? Unless… no it can’t be.

A knock at the door pulled you out of your thoughts. Checking your phone it read 6:17 p.m.

“Huh?” you thought out loud.

Looking through the peephole you notice Spencer at the doorstep. Albeit sweaty like he ran a marathon, curls sticking out each and every way, you answer the door.

“Spencer? What are you doing here? Are you okay?”

Bending down to put his hands on his knees he holds up a finger to catch his breath. Finally waiting for a beat he straightens up.

“Don’t go.” He puts simply.

“What? Spencer.. What are you talking about? The date?” you say heart hammering against your ribs. This is actually happening right?

“Yes the date Y/N. Don’t play dumb. I can’t sit here and know you're going out with him Y/N. I… I love you. And I know it has taken me way too long to admit it but I thought about the future you could have with him, and to be honest that should be me there in that image, not him. I’m sorry if this is bad timing or if I’m too late, but I don’t care. I had to come here and tell you before I lost my nerve. I love you Y/N.”

You sat there mouth gaping open, staring him in the eyes. It felt like you just jumped into a freezing lake. Body frozen and heart hammering in your ears. Apparently this is the wrong move because Spencer noticed this reaction and turned to walk out the front door.

“SPENCER WAIT!” you called out to him. It was now or never too.

“I cancelled the date.”

“What?”

“Spencer, I cancelled the date. After I saw how you were acting, I.. don’t know… I felt guilty? Maybe it's because I’m trying to get you out of my mind. And I felt guilty for using Chase because Spencer, I am hopelessly in love with you. I mean unfathomably so. I just didn’t know you felt the same that’s why I never said anything. And I’d be lying if I hadn’t thought of the future with you in it Spence. I love you Spencer.” you say walking over to him grabbing his hands, intertwining fingers.

You never even noticed the tears in your eyes while you stared into his. The world seemed to melt around you as he leaned in locking his lips with yours. Salty tears mixed with the taste of him and everything felt right. It felt safe and normal.

You pulled away both of you smiling ear to ear as you wiped away the tears on his cheek. Leaning back in to place a chaste kiss on his lips.

“So what you’re saying is you have no plans for the evening?” Spencer so cheekily replied.

“Only with you.” You grin back with a soft chuckle pulling him to your couch for a long overdue Doctor Who marathon filled with cuddles and soft kisses.

#first fanfic #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds #new writers corner #matthew gray gubler #mgg #female reader #im so soft #fluffwhore #derek morgan #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner

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onthepageoftears · 6 years ago

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Just Teasing (Maeve Wiley x Reader)// Sex Education

A/N: And here is the second post of the 200 follower celebration!! Legit had to look up how to flirt for this one because ya girls got no experience and I am DEFINITELY not confident lolll but anyway i have a lot of maeve requests that I’m excited to get to but this was the one that spoke to meee also i mixed the two together because that’s just how it worked out so i hope thats okayyy anyway go read it lol

(yes that was one big run-on i promise the writing is better down below)

Request: @becomingpeterw could you please write a maeve wiley x reader where they flirt with each other as a joke over the span of a few months but one of them decides to "do something about it"? like, ask the other person out or just kiss them out of the blue? could be a follow up to the "can I kiss you?" fic..? I LOVE your writing 💖

Heeeeeyyy. Love ur fics! Could u do a maeve x reader where r is flirting with maeve everyday and maeve keeps rejecting r but one day r stopped because r is hanging out with someone else but maeve is VERY jealous because she secretly likes r but too scared to admit it

Warnings: language, flirting(?), fluffffffff

Words: 1,862

Please Don’t Plagiarize My Work!

You were never much for flirting. That was, of course, before you knew Maeve.

You had been playing this game with Maeve since the day you meant her; something about her sparked something in you. You were not necessarily confident, but something about her made you feel like your best self. And even though Maeve hardly thought of you in the way you thought of her, being in her presence was enough. Even if it was only for a few moments each day.

You were mostly teasing her: sending her a wink in the hallway, blowing a kiss to her at her locker. She would only laugh, roll her eyes, sometimes flip you the bird with a smirk. She never told you to stop, never cursed you out angrily or seriously; if she did, you would’ve stopped immediately.

“I think she likes it a little too much,” Eric told you once. Even though you shook him off, told him there’s no way, it was just teasing…a spark of hope erupted in you, and you almost believed him. You spent more time with her, just joking around during class or during break, trying to get her to blush. You succeeded sometimes, and when you did, you tried even harder to keep the pink in her cheeks; somehow, she would pull the strings on you and you would cover your face in embarrassment. But you liked it, the thing you two had, the little quips and inside jokes and playful banter.

And then, she started dating Jackson, and you pushed yourself away. You didn’t tease her after that; in fact, you almost ignored her. It hurt you a bit too much to admit how involved you had gotten in the silly games you played, but you knew it was true. You really liked Maeve, and seeing her with someone else was close to torture. She didn’t seem to mind your absence - at least, that’s how it looked to you. Later she would tell you how she would look for you over Jackson’s shoulder, waiting for you to flirt with her in the shameless way you did.

But today, you hadn’t talked to her for a while. You were walking up to school when you saw her leaning against one of the brick walls that overlooked the main schoolyard. She looked upset, but like she was trying to hide it. Before you could change your mind, you walked over to her, taking the spot next to her with a sigh.

“How nice to see you, Wiley.” You peaked at her from the corner of your eyes. “I can’t even remember the last time we spoke. We need to change that.”

Maeve let out a light snort and you could tell that she rolled her eyes at you. You didn’t mind. “You haven’t talked to me in so long. Is that all you got?”

You felt a pang in your chest at her words, but smirked nonetheless. “You know it isn’t.” Tilting your head, you kept your eyes in front of you, trying to focus on your peers as they walked to the school.

As you took a deep breath, you tried to shake the strange feeling that lingered in your heart. You guessed it was awkwardness, being that you haven’t talked to Maeve for a while and she had called you out on it. Could she have missed me? No, you shook out the thought. She was with Jackson. Even if she did miss you, it didn’t matter in the way you wanted it to.

But you could also feel that there was something wrong, something that she had been thinking about for a while. You didn’t ask her about it, and instead decided she might just want some company. You didn’t expect her to tell you what was wrong, but she did it anyway.

“I broke up with Jackson.” Maeve spoke suddenly, and you turned to her in disbelief. “I don’t know why I’m telling you that.”

You cleared your throat, trying to ignore the bit of hope that rose in your chest. “Was there a reason?”

Maeve bit her nail, like she always did, and shrugged. “I don’t know.”

The silence between you two was a bit awkward, and you knew it. You cleared your throat, trying to think of something to say. “Love is weird. It’s like…softball, in gym. One minute you’re standing in the outfield, watching the pitcher and wondering when you’ll get to go inside. The next minute there’s a ball coming towards you, and you get smacked straight in the forehead because you didn’t raise your mitt in time.”

She looked at you with a strange smile. “Was that a personal experience?”

You shrugged. “Doesn’t matter. The point is, love is unpredictable. You could be ready for it, and nothing could happen. You could be ready for it, and catch it before it hits you. You could be totally unprepared and dodge it. Or…vice versa.” You smacked your head with your hand, trying to illustrate your point.

“That was a very strange analogy. But…it was a good one.” She laughed, her eyes sparkling; she turned to you slightly, a look of false amazement taking over. “Who would’ve thought you would give good advice?”

You snorted, deciding to play along with her.“Are you kidding? I give great advice.”

“Sure, sure.” She let her smile die down, turning back to her nails with a frown. “I guess I never really thought of…talking to you. You know, like normal.”

“Yeah, well, that’s your loss. I’m a delight.” Maeve shook her head, looking down at her feet. You watched her with a growing smile, just realizing the small patches of pink on her cheeks.

“Was that a…” you smiled wider, turning your body fully towards her. “blush?”

“Shut up.” She leaned forward, pushing your shoulder slightly with her hand. But instead of pulling away, she stayed close; her hand moved down slowly, ghosting along your arm and lightly grazing your hand as she pulled her own to her side. You took a sharp intake of breath, trying not to breathe as she was so close to you.

You blinked, half expecting this to be a dream. Like you would wake up and come to school, and Jackson and Maeve would be together and you would be forever alone. But when you opened your eyes again, she was looking at your lips, slightly pouting her own. You felt her breath on your face, and your heart was racing, and you couldn’t believe this was happening. Was this really happening? But before your lips could meet, the bell rang.

“Shit,” you cursed, both of you jumping at the shrill and unwelcoming sound. You turned to see Maeve grabbing her books and fast walking away.

“See you later!” She called, but she was clearly avoiding your eyes.

“Shit.” Grabbing your own bag, you went towards your class, replaying the events in your head like they didn’t really happen, like you were finally at the peak of your imagination. But what happened was real, and that might’ve been even worse.

All day you were thinking about what happened: did Maeve really want to kiss you? Or was it because she was confused about her feelings, and about Jackson? You were freaking out in nearly every class. You didn’t tell anybody, partly because you didn’t know if it was just your imagination, and partly because you didn’t want to be let down again.

After being that close to Maeve, all of your feelings resurfaced. You really liked her, a lot, and if she didn’t feel the same way, it might crush you again.

The final bell rang, and you left your class with a million thoughts. Should I talk to Maeve? Tell her how I feel? What if she thinks I’m joking? What if she gets mad at me? What if she’s already back with Jackson? What if today really was a dream, and I’m going to wake up in an alternate reality where I’m 30 and alone-

As you turned the corner, you bumped into something hard. Rubbing your forehead, you cursed. “Jesus Christ.”

You frowned, feeling a bump already form on your head. You looked up to the culprit, ready to push past them and call it a day. But your eyes widened at the person in front of you.

“Maeve?”

She was holding her hand to her forehead, same as you, but her chest was heaving like she had been running. To find you? No, it couldn’t be.

“Bloody hell, are you running a marathon? I think you’d be in first place at that rate, for sure.” You gestured to the mark on your forehead, rubbing it lightly with a wince. You were avoiding her eyes, mostly because you were afraid that your feelings would spill out in one glance. But you couldn’t help it: she was looking at you like you were the only thing in the hallway, even though there were many other kids.

You cleared your throat, suddenly nervous. “Did that bang give you head trauma or something?”

“I didn’t just break up with Jackson out of nowhere.” She said abruptly, watching your face intensely. You shifted on your feet, unsure of what to say.

Blinking dumbly, you frowned. “Okay-“

“I did it because I have feelings for someone else.”

Your heart stopped. Could she be saying what you thought she was saying? No way. You frowned harder with a shake of your head, trying to gather your thoughts.

“Come on.” She gestured to you with a smirk. “You’re always flapping that mouth of yours. Say something.”

All you could do was open and close your mouth, trying to find something, anything, to say.

“I don’t know what you’re trying to tell me.” You uttered, hiding your eyes from the gaze that made your stomach drop.

She let out a frustrated groan and took a step towards you. “This is what I’m trying to tell you.” You nearly stepped back as she placed her hands on your face, leaning in slowly to capture your lips. But before you knew it, you were meeting her halfway, causing an explosion of sparks in your stomach. You placed a hand on her waist, your lips moving in a rhythm you didn’t think was possible. This wasn’t possible. All this time of wanting to be with Maeve, and finally, it was happening.

She pulled away, leaning her (injured) forehead against yours.

“You were my softball,” she whispered, a laugh escaping her lips.

You recalled your horrible analogy that day, not believing what she inferred. “Are you serious?” You said, looking into her eyes with confusion clouding your brain.

She rolled her eyes with a smirk and whispered, “No.” The sarcasm laced in her voice disappeared when she caught your lips again, this time slower, more meaningful. You smiled into the kiss, half because you were finally with the girl you hadn’t stopped thinking about since you met her - but also because you knew that teasing her would be a lot more fun when you could do it behind closed doors.

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secretsappyabode · 3 years ago

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HOWDY TIFF I OWE YOU SO MANY THANK YOU'S IDK WHERE TO BEGIN 😭 Thank you for your sweet words on my Mermay post with Molly, my Meet the Texiarty Ship post (which i HIGHLY encourage you to consider doing for you and Ford or you and Stan or both!! I'd love to see if you do it ;---;✨🧡!!) and my Dancing Texiarty art; you're so kind and I really appreciate your support, it means a lot to me that you like my art, especially because I really look up to you as an artist ;---;✨🧡

I also wanted to come ask some questions :')!

1. If you could pick a tail from a marine animal (like a merfolk with an parrotfish or orca tail) for Ford, Stan, and yourself, what animal tail would you give to each of yourselves? Do you have reasons as to why? I'd love to find out!

2. How exactly would you describe your relationship with both Ford and Stan? Does the entire town of Gravity Falls know? What are some of your favorite ways both boys like to spend time with you at the same time?

3. Do either of the Pines boys know how to dance? Do they even like to? Can either of them be prompted to dance, even if it's just a silly thing in the kitchen?

I'm looking forward to hearing your answers and again, thank you so much for your support on my art ;---;✨🧡👑

Clover @tex-treasures

CLOVER IT IS MY ABSOLUTE PLEASURE!!! (and i went and did the ship meme template like u suggested teehee) and also.....sniffles sobs sobs yyoou,,,you,,,l,,ook,,up,,,t,o,,meee,eeee,e,,e,??? ;;;;;A;;;;;; THAT IS SO VERY SWEET OF YOU TO SAY GOLLY GOSH IM ALL FLUSTERED fr tho that is genuinely so nice to hear i am HONOURED!!!! MY FRIEND your art is so lovely!! ive seen someone describe it as like "50s illustration" style a while ago (or smth like that) and honestly?? i agree, its juts lovely to look at :>

AS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS!!! lets take a dive (sorry it got long once again woops)

1: hooooo that is TOUGH. i always liked selkies and seals, so I'd def be a seal mermaid of sorts. ive seen the fandom depict stan as a shark merman, which i really like!! as for ford, hmmmm maybe a beluga whale?? im afraid i dont know much abt marine wildlife to give a better concrete answer ;;;; (ford wld def have a better idea than me, as marine life wld be one of his interests)

2: i feel like im the "mid ground" between the twins. like my personality can balance out with the other. im more sociable and outgoing when im with ford, but im more carefree and easygoing with stan. ford reminds me of the importance and value of knowledge. stan reminds me how to let loose and take a few risks.

because of that, it helps when ford and stan butt heads some times. i can sort of act as a "buffer" for them, helping them see the other's perspective. ford and stan are like red and blue, they can sometimes clash, but i can help make things become purple. (if that makes sense?? i mean like help them get along basically)

as for the town, certain citizens notice a little "something" between me and ford during our pining years. people outside of our circle just assume were dating, which leads to a lot of embarrassing explanations of how "no were not dating and no im not flushing red, you are, why is it so humid in here." the tension is obvious to almost everyone who can see (except for me and ford) and it INFURIATES them. but then once we DO start dating, it becomes major town gossip. people pay bets, hushed whispers float through the air, some people even come up to congratulate us as if we got married. but then things change when...

stan arrives. NOW. here it can diverge into diff pathways. but for this post im going to talk about how its affected in canon. portal happens blah blah blah, stan has to pretend to be ford. i eventually learn what happened, and stan and i have to play pretend. FAKE DATING ENSUES~~~~ and then some mutual pining because uh oh we really get along and maybe its because hes pretending to be ford but hes NOT ford, so who am i really crushing on here? stan himself or "stanford"? some angst ensues of course but dw, my s/i is very good at healthy communication so the angst is mostly on stans part....sorry bud. as if the whole "stolen identity" thing didnt have enough baggage already, i had to go and fall in love w the guy too ;;;;A;;;;

as for ways we spend time together, theres the occasional night out on the town, doing whatever the town has to offer! theres also hiking, just enjoying the nature together, monster free. but sometimes we just sit inside and watch tv, binge whatever we want. so many movie marathons......its really all just about being close and relaxing after the intensities of life (and weirdmaggedon) theres a layer of "were here. were safe. i got you."

3: my s/i is very much a dancer, because she's a huge musical chick!! singing and dancing, heck performing, since a very young age. stan def takes advantage of this cuz hes a dancer too, and we KILL IT on the dance floor. its electric, fun, and super meaningful on my part, as i LOVE a good dance partner. we also do the "silly kitchen dancing" much to fords annoyance. fords not big on dancing, claims he has two left feet. but uh oh whats this, theres a vinyl of slow dance songs on this record player and, woops, i accidentally placed the needle on the vinyl and oh noooo theres music playing and its just the two of us in this living room oh noooo.....looks like we gotta dance abt it smh

jokes aside, i can manage to coax him into a little slow dance when were alone in the house (and sometimes out in a secluded part of the forest). it becomes so chill to us that we just start talking about anything as we slow dance. theres laughter, flushed faces, gentle glances and its all just sweet. we hold each other so close we just end up hugging and moving in circles, not really dancing. its safe, comforting and warm.

you spoil me with all these questions clover, thank you so much :> im imagining you and kabu sharing a moment of quiet solace. maybe yall encountered some wild pokemon, and were thrown into an unwanted battle, forcing you two to defend yourselves. you succeed! but the shock and exhaustion takes over and you two take the time to heal your pokemon and take care of each other. you hold each other close, soft kisses on hands and foreheads are given. kabu especially has to repeat in his mind “its ok. we’re safe. tex is right here. shes in ur arms”

#lovely people #s/i tag #stan loving hours #ford loving hours #THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN WAAAAA THROWS LOVE HEARTS AT U #also i hope the imagine i gave you was ok!!!

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cutepresea · 5 years ago

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2-12 One Winged Wielders: A Stage Without “Me”

Sorry for the spam.

If you want to blacklist these, you can use either the tag #one winged wielders for just this event, or #xdu event scripts for all these posts in general.

Reminder that these are copied straight from XD Unlimited itself, so any grammatical weirdness, mistranslations, and/or mischaracterizations are not my doing.

Maria: "They got the best of us."

Hibiki Tachibana: "I'm sorry."

Kanade Amo: "No, it isn't your fault."

Maria: "The karmified Noise this time around was a flying type. Its mobility is going to make it quite a pain to deal with."

Hibiki Tachibana: "It'd be nice if could just do it like Chris-chan would, firing from long range all like "ba-ba-ba-baaaam!"" [1]

Maria: "No, her ballistic power would drop with range, making it ineffective. We're going to need more firepower."

Maria: "Do you have any ideas?"

Elfnein: "There might be some hints in the data I received earlier. Could you give me a little time to investigate?"

Maria: "Go ahead."

Elfnein: "Okay, I'll do my best!"

Kanade Amo: "While the brains go brainstorm, how about the rest of us go and train?"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Yeah, that's a great idea! Brainstorming should be left to the "brains", after all."

Maria: "Yeesh, you sure are something... But yeah, I'll go with you."

Kanade Amo: "Huh? Aren't you one of the brains, though?"

Maria: "Anything Elfnein thinks up will be better than what I could. Come on, let's head to the simulator."

Maria: "It's like I thought. The simulator won't suffice."

Hibiki Tachibana: "The typical flying Noise are easy to counter because they fly right towards us."

Maria: "The Karma Noise, however, is distinct from these in that it tries to keep its distance. That's a problem."

Kanade Amo: "Our attacks could technically hit it, but that still leaves the issues of firepower and S2CA."

Maria: "Right. And this girl's the only one who can bring our powers together and unleash them."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Umm, well, for now we could just try one more ti-yaiiiiim?!"

Kanade Amo: "Hey, what's with the gibberish?"

Miku Kohinata: "Grrrrr!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Mi-Miku, you, ah... H-Hi... I'm... back?"

Miku Kohinata: "Sheesh! If you were back, why didn't you come home right away?! I've been worried sick about you!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "S-Sorry! There's just been all this terrible stuff and--"

Miku Kohinata: "All the more reason to let me know! I heard Tsubasa-san was seriously injured, and so I wondered... Honestly, Hibiki!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "I know. Thanks, Miku. And I am sorry."

Miku Kohinata: "I'm just glad you're all right."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Eheheh. Miku, you're embarrassing meee. And in front of Kanade-san, too..."

Miku Kohinata: "Kanade-san? Wait... What? How?!"

Miku Kohinata: "That Kanade Amo from Zwei Wing came back to life... Whaaaat?!"

Miku Kohinata: "Wow, I didn't see this coming."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Right? I was shocked when I first met her on the other side, too."

Kanade Amo: "Sorry, I guess? For surprising you."

Miku Kohinata: "Oh, no! It's not your fault, Kanade-san."

Maria: "So then, what are we doing here?"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Ah, that! So, to make things up to Miku, I'm treating her to Flower's legendary okonomiyaki!"

Maria: "Right, you said that. But why are me and Kanade here?"

Kanade Amo: "What's it matter? Can't fight if you're hungry, right?"

Maria: "Well, I suppose that's true."

Miku Kohinata: "Hey, Hibiki. Want some pork and egg okonomiyaki? Give me your plate."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Thanks, Miku."

Miku Kohinata: "No problem. Eat up, yeah?"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Oh wow... Man, these okonomiyaki really are the best!"

Miku Kohinata: "Oh, Hibiki, you've got sauce on your face... There, all gone."

Kanade Amo: "......"

Maria: "What's the matter?"

Kanade Amo: "Oh, I was just thinking back on old times, is all."

Kanade Amo: (Back then... Tsubasa and I used to eat together like this.)

Hibiki Tachibana: "Oh! Let me have some of the seafood okonomiyaki next!"

Miku Kohinata: "You're such a glutton. Okay, open wide."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Ahhhh... Mmm! That's delicious!"

Maria: "You guys are really good friends, aren't you? It's like I'm watching Shirabe and Kirika."

Kanade Amo: "......"

Maria: "What's wrong?"

Kanade Amo: "Here, open up. Ahhh" [2]

Maria: "Phbbtt!"

Kanade Amo: "Ugh, that's gross! What are you doing?!"

Maria: "I could ask you the same thing! You made me spit tea everywhere!"

Kanade Amo: "Sorry, I was just trying to follow the crowd and all."

Maria: "You don't have to do that. Just be quiet and eat!"

Kanade Amo: "Yikes, someone's a sourpuss..."

Maria: "Ugh. You're not as--"

Kanade Amo: "Hm? Not as what?"

Maria: "No, it's nothing! I was just thinking about how hard things must have been for Tsubasa back then!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Whew! I'm stuffed!"

Miku Kohinata: "Yeah, I ate way more than usual. You didn't over do it, did you?"

Hibiki Tachibana: "I'll be okay. I was training up until right before this. But I do kinda feel like lying down."

Miku Kohinata: "Hey, you shouldn't sleep right after eating, you know."

Kanade Amo: "That sound--it's an alert, huh?"

Maria: "Yes. Seems the Noise have turned up."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Miku, I have to go but I'll be back!"

Miku Kohinata: "Okay, I'll be waiting. Good luck, Hibiki!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Hey, just got back!"

Genjuro Kazanari: "Yeah. Good work, girls."

Elfnein: "We're in your debt. I know this is sudden, but do you have some time?"

Maria: "I don't suppose you've found a way to deal with that flying Karma Noise?"

Elfnein: "We have. Would you like to hear it?"

Maria: "Of course."

Elfnein: "One of the characteristics of Karma Noise is that they're drawn in by phonic gain."

Elfnein: "Therefore, we should use the largest enclosed space possible to lure it in, and then launch our attack."

Kanade Amo: "Sounds good to me. I approve."

Elfnein: "Thank you. Now, does anyone know of any enclosed spaces suitable for this operation?"

Elfnein: "If possible, it should be a place where the surroundings aren't as liable to take damage, but..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Hmmm. Where would work for that?"

Maria: "We'd want it to be someplace open enough that it doesn't hinder our ability to fight."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Ah, good point. If it's too cramped, we wouldn't be able to maneuver ourselves."

Genjuro Kazanari: "I've got an idea. But..."

Kanade Amo: "Don't hold us in suspense, here. Where are you thinking?"

Genjuro Kazanari: "A concert hall."

Kanade Amo: "A... concert hall...?"

Genjuro Kazanari: "I'm sorry. I heard a bit of what happened. The same place where you lost Tsubasa... If it's too hard..."

Kanade Amo: (Tsubasa...)

Kanade Amo: "No, I'll be okay. If that's our only real option, then beggars can't be choosers."

Elfnein: "Okay, then let's go with that. I would like to have Tsubasa-san come help with the operation, but--"

Kanade Amo: "Hold on! Why bring Tsubasa to a place like that?!"

Elfnein: "Ah! I... I'm sorry..."

Maria: "Calm down. You're scaring Elfnein."

Kanade Amo: "My bad..."

Elfnein: "I-I want Tsubasa there to sing with Maria-san, since that is the most effective way to increase phonic gain."

Kanade Amo: "Tsubasa's going to sing... there?"

Kanade Amo: (No... I can't let that happen.)

Kanade Amo: "If you're going to have Tsubasa sing there, then how about I--"

Kanade Amo: (Then I'll want? Sing? Like this? I still haven't gotten my song back.)

Hibiki Tachibana: "Kanade-san?"

Kanade Amo: "......"

Kanade Amo: (I can't possibly sing. I can't possibly take Tsubasa's place.)

Maria: "All right. Then let's go get Tsubasa."

Kanade Amo: "You--!"

Maria: "I said calm down. I'm sure it won't be a problem for Tsubasa. She's gotten over everything... unlike you."

Kanade Amo: "......"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "What the hell were you thinking? Proposing a concert right after we've come back."

Maria: "I know it's a bit of a shock, but there wasn't time for any other options."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "You said the other side has a means of dealing with the Noise?"

Maria: "Yes, Shirabe was over there. We sent Chris and Kirika over there to back her up, as well."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "And I told Kanade I'd keep things safe, too..."

Maria: "Wait, is that what this is all about? Did you want to show off your good side that badly?"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "No, no, it's not like that! I just... well... I just figured if I did well, Kanade might praise me a little."

Maria: "Wow, for a sword, you're pretty blunt, but adorable, too."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Hm? Did you say something?"

Maria: "No, it's nothing. I'm looking forward to singing with you, even if the circumstances are what they are."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Yes, me too. Shall we get started?"

Maria: "Ah, whew... Next song is yours, Tsubasa."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Sure, just let me rest a bit... Kanade! Are...you not going to sing with me?"

Kanade Amo: "Tsubasa, you really want me to...?"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Yeah. I know it's a weird place to do so, but I'd like to sing with you, Kanade. Is that not all right?"

Kanade Amo: (A chance to sing with Tsubasa again... Nothing would make me happier, but...)

Kanade Amo: (I just... I can't.)

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Kanade?"

Kanade Amo: "I can't do it. I'm not the person I used to be anymore. I don't have songs for anything except for battle!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "I'm sorry, Kanade."

Kanade Amo: "Don't apologize. Please, don't."

Maria: "Fine, then you can just sit and watch from the sidelines! Come on, Tsubasa! Let's go!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Er, right..."

Kanade Amo: "......"

Kanade Amo: (Why aren't I out there with Tsubasa? Why isn't it ME on stage?)

Kanade Amo: (No one loves Tsubasa more than I do. No one should want to sing with her more than me, so why?!)

Elfnein: "Girls, I'm picking up a signal! Noise are starting to appear! And I bet we'll have that Karma Noise, too!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Kanade-san! It's time to fight!"

Kanade Amo: "Okay, I'm ready!"

Maria: "Tsubasa, you take care of things from here once we're done, okay?"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Maria? I was going to head out together with--"

Maria: "You're still recovering from earlier. Leave this to us."

Hibiki Tachibana: "The Noise's numbers have been thinned out. Let's go! SC2A Tri Burst!"

Hibiki Tachibana: Yaaaaaaaaaahhh!"

Maria: "Rgh! That Noise is still too quick!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "It managed to dodge us again. What should we do? --Wha?!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Kanade-san? Why are you grabbing my hand?"

Kanade Amo: "Send the power we've gathered through me! Do that, and we can take this thing down!"

Maria: "Have you got an idea?"

Kanade Amo: "Yep."

Maria: "All right."

Maria: "I'll use Airget-lamh to reposition our power. Here we go!"

Kanade Amo: "Ngh... Grrrraaaaahhhhhh!"

Kanade Amo: (Here, with Tsubasa, and the Karma Noise...)

Kanade Amo: (I want to sing with Tsubasa. Which means now is the time to start over--)

Kanade Amo: "Give me your power!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "D-Did it work?"

Maria: "Looks like it."

Kanade Amo: "Thank you. I won't let this power go to waste!"

Maria: "It's reforming!"

Kanade Amo: "Oh no you don't! Taaake thiiiiiiis!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Hooray! You did it, Kanade-san!"

Kanade Amo: "Somehow or another, yeah. Thanks."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Kanade!"

Kanade Amo: "Tsubasa..."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "That was incredibly reckless of you, Kanade... But also amazing!"

Kanade Amo: "Sorry, but I'm kinda tired. I'm going to head back."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Huh? Kanade?"

Kanade Amo: "......"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Kanade..."

Notes:

[1] "It'd be nice if I could just do it like Chris-chan would, (...)" They left out who would be doing the firing, but checking the Japanese script, she goes with singular "I"

[2] There was no period here

#senki zesshou symphogear xd unlimited #symphogear xd unlimited #senki zesshou symphogear #symphogear #one winged wielders #xdu event scripts #xdu scripts

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takottais-oc-askblog · 5 years ago

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Oc bullshittery pt.7

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Ashton: we need a distraction. Who is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Dax: my time has come.

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Poppet: [Over the apartment speakers as she's eating someone] WE'RE HERE ON EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M THE SAUCE BOSS, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE EATING THIS BLOND LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!

Elliott: Who... is that, exactly?

Charlie: Oh that's poppet, the one we talked about earlier. This is what happens when she has to entertain herself. Oh, so what was that issue with us getting that funding?

Elliott: Issue?

Elliott: What issue?

Bei: I don't see an issue.

Elliott: Shut up and take our money!!!

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Quinncie: Did you miss me?

Bei: With every knife so far.

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Peak Lilly: How would you like your hair cut?

Camie brown: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Peach, to herself: I love Charlie… so much… she's such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without her… how can I convey that to her?

Peach: ...

Peach: [sends Charlie a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM]

Peach: Perfect.

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Flesh: You consider me a friend?

Iris: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Flesh: I don't know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Quinncie: [holds up leg] Feel my leg, I shaved!

Rico: [Gently strokes] Holy shit..

Elliott: Bitches. We. Are. Under. Attack. This. Is. Not. The. Time.

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Peak Lilly: Since you won't be able to contact me for a week, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice. For instance...

Camie brown: [reaches into the bowl and pulls out a paper] Cami, stop doing that.

Peak Lilly: That basically applies to everything.

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Elliott: [sarcastically] Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

Quinncie: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and...um...

Elliott: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that I have feelings for you.

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Rico: quinncie is missing, can you find him?

Bei: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Rico: ...

Bei: ...

Elliott: ...Well, do you?

Bei: ...Yeah, hang on.

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Peach: I have two hands.

Peach: One for holding Charlie’s-

Peach: -and one for strangling anyone that dares oppose us.

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Peach: Do you think Charlie likes me?

Rico: What do you mean? You're engaged and you live together. You're raising a cat together and she's literally laying in your arms.

Peach: But does she like me?

Charlie: [mumbling from her place in peaches chest] I don't..

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Eva: Why use your voodoo trickster thingy when you can just flirt your way out?~

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Charlie: bei is even wearing his formal suit!

Bei: It’s the one without any blood on it.

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Ashton: [filling out medical forms] What’s your middle name?

Dax: [concussed] Danger.

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Charlie: We can’t kill him.

Diel: [about to stab bei] Not with that attitude, we can’t!

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Peach: Charlie NO!

Charlie: CHarLie YES!

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Pin: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?

Chii: [offended] ExCuSe MeEe!!

Pin: chii Im sorry-

Chii: ONE! It is a man bag, get it right Pin. TWO!! it is a dagger you idiot, and THREE! No, you should not ask.

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Poppet: There are three brain cells in this entire apartment complex, and two of them belong to bei!

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Flesh: Come on dude, I wasn’t that drunk.

Chii: You came into the living room and said you were “dressed to impress”.

Flesh: What was I wearing?

Bei: You were naked!

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Coccoh: My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! AHAHAHA!

Coccoh: It’s funny because marriage is terrible.

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Everybody in a circle talking about the worst things they've ever done:

Charlie: [very proud of herself] I once sprayed potluck with the garden hose.

Quinncie: I saw that, you cried for an hour after. Me on the other hand, I broke up three marriages in one night.

Eva: I keep men I like locked in the basement!

Bei: The last time I had to throw a spear, I missed and impaled like three cops on accident.

Diel: I either win every pot I play, or I just stab everyone, take the money and run.

Poppet: [Smiles darkly]

Everyone: You Win.

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Camie brown: thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world! Because they will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. They will find the thing you don’t like you. Like I’m walking down the street and a 13 year old goes-

Flesh: Hahahaha look at that short lady, she’s got tiny legs.

Camie brown: And I go-

Camie brown: NO THATS THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

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Poppet: Satan, give me patience.

Flesh: I think you meant "give me strength."

Poppet: If satan gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

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Paston: What makes your blood boil?

Ashton: Temperatures over 100 degrees Celsius.

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Peach: What are you scared of?

Chii: Rats.

Pin: It’s a little weird, but crumbs on the seat.

Poppet: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards inevitable death.

Flesh: poppet.

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Quinncie: [throws a chicken nugget at his window] why don’t you like me?

Elliott: [opens window] can u throw another?

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Diel “Piece of shit” Thomas

Poppet “Satan help me!” Ann

Eva “Abracafuckyou” Crow

Elliott “Speedy McGee” Crow

Bei “Rock-hard-bottom” Addams

Camie “420 blaze it~” Brown

Chii “My legs!” vangrove

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Diel: [chewing on a Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner]

Bei: What’s that in your mouth?

Diel: [chewing faster]

Bei: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH?!?

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Peach: Charlie is in the other room explaining to potluck that even though we are going to bed early, they — the cat — are welcome to stay up.

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Peach: Diel's been holding her breath for almost four minutes.

Bei: [pinches diel's nose]

Diel: Dude! Are you trying to kill me?!

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Chii: I need to leave now to go to my kid–

Pin: Why? What happened?

Chii: flesh licked a toad he found outside and I need to go collect him now.

Pin: Wha– your kid did what?

Chii: Licked a toad, okay? Just let me go.

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Quinncie: I just alternate between 'maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for.' and 'maybe I’m dumber than I realized.'

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Quinncie: [Tips their head back abruptly and screams at the top of their lungs]

Rico: [Stumbles into the room, half dressed and cussing up a storm, looking panicked] Fuck! SHit! Are you ok?!?

Quinncie: [looks at them curiously] Yeah, why?

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Flesh: DAAAAAAD, DIEL'S IS USING THOSE DIRTY WORDS AGAIN!

Bei: I'm sorry, who's dad?

Chii: By order of elimination, I assume it's me.

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Rico: she said I’m valid!

Elliott: she said you were valid?

Elliott: [dryly] everyone’s valid now.

Quinncie: [rushing in] guys-

Elliott: [archly] don’t tell me, you’re valid?

Quinncie: [shocked, hand on hip, shoves his shoulder] how did you know?

Rico: [throws up hands]

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Diel: [is stressed]

Diel: [googles Baby Goats]

Diel: cure me.

Baby Goat: bleeaaahhhh!

Diel: [tearfully] thank

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Rico: [walks in to the training room with a bagel]

Elliott: where did you get that. you’re not supposed to have that in here!

Rico: uh...this is...a prescription?

Elliott: a prescription bagel?

Rico: legally, you’re not supposed to ask me about it.

Elliott: [slaps the bagel out of Rico's hand]

Rico: okay. now I’m gonna need five dollars for a refill.

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Peak Lilly: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Dax: I don’t know. it’s dark as fuck!

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Eva: So? how has it been now that you’re finally out of that apartment and in a new house? You have a big backyard for social events, a nice neighborhood to take a jog in. And the library is just down the road from you, I found out.

Peach: every once in a while I go outside and run a vacuum cleaner over the lawn just to ensure that the neighbors don’t talk to me.

Eva: …

Eva: that’s no way to make friends!

Peach: I ain’t here to make friends I’m here to make bank.

Eva: what?

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Cop: You have the right to remain silent–

Flesh: I don’t have that ability!

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(I'm just going to except the fact that these are going to be long.

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