#He needs to stop doing a 360 when I scratch his bellay tho. Smh. Stay still idiot.
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Kyoto you dastardly evil bastard lizard

Idiot. I think he was 3 in this pic. He’s 5 years old now. Can you believe that.

El niño chiquito de la casa 💔💔💔💔💔💔 GHH. He was also 3 or 4 here. Do you think there’s anything behind those eyes.

(Ignore my hand (do look at my glamorous perfect beautiful long claws tho 😼))
#Everyone sing happy birthday for this fat fuck#That fucking bird that I hate#my dogggehhgjfhsmwkgkg……. He makes me aggressive I want to EAT this idiot. So fat and cute#Isn’t he the cutest rectangle ❤️#Malevolent prick……. He knows how to get more little treats……..#I remember when he slept with me on my bed as a ouppy 💔💔💔💔💔 so warm 😞😞😞 he cant sleep in my bed anymore bc fur#This bitch is snoopys distant cousin. El esnupi. Bc he only understands Spanish so he’s esnupi.#I love this ugly little fuck so much LET ME TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOU. KYOTO GET ON MY FUCKING PLATE. IDIOT.#he’s so cute he makes me cry.#He needs to stop doing a 360 when I scratch his bellay tho. Smh. Stay still idiot.#They say the dog is the image of the owner (we share potential neurodivergence ig)#the worm conference#Doodle#my dog#dog#<3#Mi niño hermoso…….. el bobo…… el myaaaaamyaaamyamyamyamya#We bought him Costco themed dog toys (they make those apparently) and a new harness for his bday. He was so excited.#This makes a grown man (me (I’m not a man (I am a gentleman))) cry………#dog appreciation post
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