#He's cute and also an idiot what's not to love

[wendichester]

could you pleasseee write about Castiel and reader being so so oblivious to their own emotions? like they're definitely in love, but can't admit it- can't even recognize it, while everyone else definitely notice it. and one day they're together, being as cute and cheesy and adorable as they always would, until Dean walks in and immediately walks away saying something like "oh HELL naw not again" 😭 I love how you write cas, I can barely find anything about him...

𐙚˙⋆.˚ unspoken, obvious, ridiculous,

pairing. castiel x reader ( gn )

wordcount. 635 genre. fluff

warnings. oblivious romantic idiots (castiel and reader, both), friends-to-whatever-this-is-but-it’s-definitely-love, mutual pining, denial of feelings, and everyone else suffering through it, dean being so done™, fluff, fluff, and more soft fluff, cas being awkward and adorable, as per divine law

You’re sitting next to Castiel on the couch in the bunker’s library, a shared blanket draped over both your legs, sipping from matching mugs of tea. It’s the third time this week. You’ve been watching a nature documentary together—again. Cas said he found the migratory patterns of arctic terns “comforting.”

You’d nodded. And stayed.

You’re both leaning a little too close. His shoulder brushes yours every few seconds. Your fingers keep accidentally touching on the edge of the blanket, and neither of you move away. It’s… warm. Familiar. Soft.

Totally normal. Totally platonic.

Probably.

Cas turns to look at you during a scene about nesting behavior. “You are like the sea otter,” he says seriously. “You bring me peace.”

You blink. “The otter brings you peace?”

“No,” he says, tilting his head like you’re the one being weird. “You do. Like the otter brings peace to its mate.”

Your heart stutters. But instead of exploding into confetti like a sane person, you smile gently and say, “Thanks, Cas. You’re like… a tree.”

Cas considers this. “Strong? Rooted?”

“Yeah. And also you’d probably let me live in your branches if I asked.”

He stares at you like you’ve just told him he’s the most important being in the universe.

You don’t notice the soft sigh he lets out. He doesn’t notice the way you lean into him a little more.

From the hallway, Dean appears with a folder in one hand and a half-eaten granola bar in the other. He slows when he sees you both curled up, faces entirely too close, mugs matching, a damn blanket thrown over your legs like you’re a married couple in a coffee commercial.

Dean pauses.

He processes the scene for a full second longer.

Then groans loudly. “Oh hell no—not again.”

You and Cas both jerk upright like kids caught passing notes.

“What?” you ask, confused and maybe a little pink.

Dean tosses the file onto the table with a dramatic thunk. “You two. This thing.” He waves a hand like that explains it. “You’re either dating or doing the slowest emotional striptease I’ve ever seen.”

Cas blinks. “I do not strip—”

“It’s a metaphor, Cas!” Dean throws his hands up. “For the love of pie, just kiss already or stop acting like you’re reenacting a Hallmark movie every time you’re in the same room.”

You sputter. “We’re just… watching a documentary.”

“Under a shared blanket. With matching mugs. And—you,” he points at Cas, “you said they’re like an otter. Who says that unless they’re in love?”

Cas glances at you, clearly alarmed. “Do you believe I am in love?”

Dean groans again. “YES, Cas. We all do. Sam thinks you’ve been in love since last year. Charlie bet money on it. Hell, even Crowley made a snide comment about your ‘gooey human attachments.’”

Your mouth is dry. “I mean, I—Cas, do you—?”

“I thought I felt comfort,” he says quietly, eyes fixed on you. “But perhaps it is more than that.”

Dean’s already halfway down the hall. “Figure it out, idiots,” he yells behind him. “I’m not officiating your fake friendship wedding.”

You and Cas sit there in stunned silence for a beat. Then—

“Do you… feel it too?” Cas asks softly.

You nod, heart in your throat. “Yeah. I think I’ve been feeling it for a while.”

Cas shifts closer. “Is now the part where we kiss?”

You laugh—breathless, nervous, a little giddy. “Maybe.”

He leans in slowly, eyes never leaving yours, and when your lips finally meet—soft, hesitant, full of all the unsaid things—it feels like a confession and a beginning all at once.

Dean, down the hallway, can probably hear you both giggling like teenagers.

He shoves his earbuds in and mutters, “I give it a week before they start holding hands over dissected corpses.”

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[sleepdeprivedfrfr]

you were just an assistant. always there to refill water bottles, carry medical supplies, and follow ego and teieri around incase they needed something.

the blue lock boys had grown quite accustomed to you, some more than others.

"HEY THERE HOT STUFF!"

you let out a sigh, not even bothering to turn around as you set down the bottles of water.

"shidou you really gotta stop calling me that."

"AWWW WHYYY?" you turned around and rolled your eyes at shidou's pouty face.

"because I—"

"because she's telling you to do something so do it you pink haired idiot." you didn't have to look to see who it was, you could identify that voice anywhere.

"well hiya there emo boy!" shidou got in position, ready to pounce on the poor boy. rin wasn't a very expressive person, but it didn't take an idiot to realize that he was less than fond of shidou.

"why is it that rin is always the night in shining armor?" gagamaru questioned to otoya as they made their way towards the water station, where you stood with the two boys, praying that rin wouldn't lose his cool.

"do ya think he—you know." otoya raised a brow towards gagamaru, who's eyes lit up.

"OH HE TOTALLY DOES!" gagamaru shouted, gaining the attention of isagi, nanase, and hiori who were also nearing the water station.

"what are you guys talking about?" isagi questioned, along with the other two boys who stood next to him.

"don't you think rin is always hovering around y/n?" gagamaru pointed out.

"yeah its, weird. I mean I don't blame him, look at her." otoya ogled.

"easy there womanizer." hiori let out a chuckle.

"well I mean he's probably just being a gentleman, I would feel threatened if was y/n and I had to deal with shidous horny ass always following me around." isagi replied.

"im not even y/n, and I feel threatened by his presence." nanase mumbled.

you felt relief washing over you as the rest of the team gathered at the water station, saying rin looked annoyed at shidous existence at the moment was... a delicate way to put it.

gagamaru suddenly came from behind the two boys and wrapped his arms around rin and shidou before he spoke,"what's goin' on over here? feels a little tense."

"yeah you look a little red mr. night and shining armor." otoya joked.

you giggled and handed the boys their water bottles, "leave him alone guys, its cute."

you felt eyes staring holes into you, you looked up and were met with wide eyes. yeah everyone knew rin was popular amongst the ladies, but to say something that bold right in front of him?

you laughed at how their mouths hung wide open, "what a girl isn't allowed to compliment her boyfriend?"

the team practically exploded right then and there, especially shidou.

"WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE DATING? NO STOP THIS MADNESS. Y/N MY LOVE? TELL ME IT AIN'T TRUE!!!" shidou dropped to his knees and planted his head into the field.

"y-you? with him?" otoya whimpered out.

you erupted in laughter, "you guys didn't know? rinnie I thought you told them?"

"RINNIE??!?!!" the boys all yelled simultaneously.

"this is why." rin huffed out.

he mentally prepared himself to be teased incessantly for the next few weeks.

[everlastingauthor]

Calling Them A Dilf

✦ Summary: (Reader) thought it would be good to call Mihawk, Crocodile, Shanks, and Smoker a dilf what possibly would be their reactions?

✦ Author's Note: Hello! I know it's been a long time since I've posted something, I've been dealing with school and my mental health. I also wanted to work on my own writing projects since I have a writing account on Instagram under the same name as my Tumblr. I'm still unsure if I want to keep writing on Tumblr but we'll see. Remember, do not turn my work into an AI bot or feed it any AI, and don't re-upload on any other site. Remember that you are loved and stay hydrated!

✦ Tags: Fluff, Romance, OP men, Anime, Reader is gender neutral, & Establishment relationships, & What's a dilf?

✦ Request Open: No

" You give dilf energy "

Mihawk set down his newspaper and raised a brow at you. " Dilf.... Why? " He knew what a dilf was, he heard Shanks call himself that title many times. But Mihawk thought the title was nonsense and someone wanting to be called a dilf was ridiculous, but he did find it a bit cute that you thought of him as a dilf. " What makes me a dilf, dear I don't have kids.. " He leaned back in his seat. " I always thought of Zoro and Perona as your children. " You told him. Mihawk scoffed and rolled his amber eyes. " Just a pest who washed up on the island, I'm sure they have actual fathers. " Mihawk picked up his glass of wine taking a sip. But you were right, Zoro and Perona had become like children to him. Both of them sure did fight like siblings. " I know they have actual fathers, I just mean you have become like a father to them, and they have become like children to you. I see how you put a blanket over Perona last week when she fell asleep on the couch, and you were playing doctor to Zoro when he got sick taking a nap in the rain. " You grinned walking over to Mihawk and plopped down in his lap.

Mihawk rolled his eyes while rubbing your leg. " The idiot falls asleep without thinking about danger, he's lucky I didn't leave him out there... " Mihawk sighed softly. " If you want to call me a dilf then feel free to do so, just don't call me a dilf around Shanks, I don't want that idiot running around calling us the dilf duo or whatever ridiculous titles he thinks... " Mihawk kissed the side of your head while rubbing your thigh.

" You give dilf energy "

Crocodile looked up from his documents, his cigar between his teeth, before burning it out; he wanted to laugh. You have called him plenty of weird and cute things, but dilf was the newest thing he has heard you call him. " I would actually be one if we had a kid, but with my business, it would be too much danger and a hassle; you are already a hassle. " Cricket said, but he was just teasing you. " You have Dile, being a dog dad is still a dad so you are still a dilf. " You told him. Crocodile tapped his golden hook against the many documents on his desk. " Have you dated a dilf before or want to be with one? " He asked. You sat there thinking for a few minutes before speaking. " I've never dated a dilf, and dating a dilf wouldn't be bad but you are a dilf to me. " You smirked walking over leaning down to kiss him.

Crocodile leaned into the kiss pulling you down onto his lap, his tongue exploring your mouth before he pulled away and nipped at your bottom lip quickly, he held you close he loved the thought of being called a dilf, this was a term he was called before he met you, a while back a group of women called him a dilf, he thought it was insult but Daz told him what dilf meant, now that he was hearing you call him a dilf; it made him grin ear to ear.

" You give dilf energy "

Shanks set down his drink and laughed, both of you out drinking and celebrating your anniversary, the kids being watched by someone Shanks trusted so that you guys could celebrate your wedding anniversary. He had been out at sea for a long while and promised to return for your wedding anniversary, and he kept that promise. So here he was sitting with you and a lovely dinner, the two of you getting drunk like you would have a long time ago. " Dilf? " He snickered and took a big gulp from his drink. Your chin rested in your palm, and on your fourth drink, you nodded your head. " Yes, we have three beautiful kids, so that makes you a dilf. Even though you were a dilf because of Luffy. " You missed that rubber boy, Shanks suggested him as a baby sitter but you told him no.

" I'm glad to be called a dilf, I am quite the fox~ " Shanks grinned gesturing towards himself. " I tried calling myself a dilf before but old hawk eyes told me that it was stupid, and I was just some drunk idiot.. " Shanks sighed. " How about we call him and tell him you are a dilf. " You said, while almost spilling your drink. Shanks smirked pulling out his den den mushi. " Let's! "

" You give dilf energy "

Smoker put down his weights and looked at you as if you spoke a different language. He was working out and brought you with him since you wanted to give working out a try, and your friend agreed to watch you and Smoker's kids, so you and Smoker turned this into a cute little date. But hearing you call him a dilf made me wonder what you were talking about. " (Y/N) What exactly is a dilf? " He asked you while setting down the weights. " A sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children. " You told him before going back to jumping rope. Even though he gave a definition, this made him even more confused. " Why call me that? " He wanted to know if you were teasing him or some weird nickname you made up. " Because it's cute and funny. " You stopped jumping rope and looked at him. " It's not a bad thing, a lot of people wish they could date a dilf. " You leaned up and kissed him on the cheek.

Smoker stood there looking at you, he believed you because he knew that you would never use your words to hurt him; because he wouldn't do the same to you, so he thought you calling him a dilf was slightly weird but also cute. " Besides, I heard some of the marine women on the base call you and a few of the other guys dilfs...? " You put away the jump rope. " Really who? " He asked, he loved work gossip but only with you of course. " I have to go shower~ " You smirked while walking off. " (Y/N)! " Smoker ran after you.

[pushing500]

Baz and Zonovo are hanging out and cloud-watching in the comfiest place they could find: atop one of Eureka's many solar panels. Don't break it, lads!

On a completely unrelated note, I did have to do a double-take when I noticed one of the guests staying with us was named "Afton", and all the tiny bits of FNAF lore I've absorbed since I was in high school came flooding back at once.

I reckon Barghest knows that Wookshys has a secret girlfriend.

Speaking of secret girlfriends, Wookshys spirited Albina away to the edge of the map to hang out where nobody could see them except Big Dipper the thrumbo, who seemed less-than-impressed (but thrumbos always do, so who knows what he was thinking).

Turns out Zonovo is so, so stupid, and I think it's adorable. He's doing his best, I'm sure, and he'll figure it out in the end. Hopefully.

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[leashybebes]

more of this. it's happening, y'all

On Thursdays, Evan works in a queer friendly bar. That mostly means women who want to drink and dance without being bothered by creeps, sheltered college students testing the waters, and people who wander in and only belatedly clock the rainbow decor. The last couple of weeks there's been a guy in his section he's not sure how to categorize. He's about Evan's height but broader - really buff, and classically handsome in a sharp jaw and killer cheekbones way that Buck's a little envious of, honestly. He could clean up in WeHo, could probably have any woman in the bar come running if he'd look up from his string of nasty craft beers that he occasionally chases with a shot of Jack and actually smile at someone. Evan's willing to bet he has a great smile, but he also has a closed off air like a forcefield around him.

"Hey," Evan says when he collects the empty glass from the guy's latest gross beer. He also hands over a napkin with a phone number courtesy of the cute blonde, or possibly her cute brunette friend at the end of the bar. "Couple ladies over there trying to get your attention."

"Oh." The guy looks at the napkin like it might bite him. "Uh. I'm not - I'm not interested."

Evan shrugs. "Your loss, man."

The guy uses one fingertip to nudge the napkin back towards Evan. Swallows sharply enough that Evan can track the motion of it with his eyes.

"I'm gay."

"Yeah? In that case, the dude three seats down is gonna be delighted."

The guy blinks a couple times, sneaks a glance down the bar like he thinks he's gonna get slapped for it.

"Not tonight," he says.

Evan shrugs. "Get you another gross beer?"

The guy looks at him, and it's not the smile Evan was imagining, but it's at least half a smirk, and it makes a line next to his mouth deepen, almost a dimple. "Should you be calling the drinks you sell gross?"

"Call it as I see it, man. I like Bud Light and cocktails, so."

"Jesus Christ."

"Evan, actually," Evan tells him, with a grin.

"I'm Tommy."

"Hey, Tommy. So. Gross beer or fruity cocktail?"

Tommy looks at him, eyebrows drawing together, shoulders going a little tight. "Is that a dig?"

Evan replays his words. "Oh, shit no! Not at all! Fruity like containing fruit, not fruity like fruity. Who even says that anymore? I wouldn't, I mean - I'm an ally!"

Tommy looks, honestly, a little baffled by Evan's whole existence which is unfortunately not a look he's unfamiliar with.

"I think I'm gonna call it a night," he says, and Evan's heart sinks a little. Tommy looks like a guy who desperately needs to cut loose.

"Nah, c'mon, I just accidentally hate crimed you, let me make you piña colada. On me."

Tommy relaxes a tiny bit. "Okay. Sure. Thanks, Evan."

[citroncynique]

Marie Cardona and the day the Sun stopped shining. And the day after that. And the day after. And-

[mblue-art]

BAD SANSUARY // [29] glow for owl-bones's event !

pov u attacked the little error doll he gave u w/ sooo many smoochies and he felt all of it

alt. vers. under the cut !

[softredrobin]

the verge of something new, or "the universe said im gonna give that hedgehog a fox and then followed through"

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

liking Reed has irreversibly changed my relationship to fiction because now i'm automatically sympathetic towards villains.

the villain is planning and plotting to keep the love of their life by their side? we love to see a motivated individual take charge of their life. villain is planning to destroy the world? yesss king, omg you're absolutely cooking. the villain has a sad backstory and is incredibly messed up by their trauma? even better. i love you so much, i want you to find peace and happiness and/or fulfil all of your dreams and wishes. (this includes destroying the world.)

[lieutenantselnia]

You ever get that feeling like you're f/o-ing characters by proxy? Like, you don't necessarily want to f/o them yourself, but you still want them to be f/os to someone and see other people self ship with them? Well, because I think I do ...

So I started rewatching Star Wars Rebels a few weeks ago and oh boy I think my dormant Star Wars hyperfixation is no longer dormant but instead coming back full force - AND NOW I WANT TO SEE THESE DORKS GETTING KISSES GODDAMMIT

These are just the first few that came to my mind but there's more (it's just that it's half past 5am and my brain is soup), but I'd love to see some self-inserts (or OCs) being shipped with them! And even if you don't like Imperials you could also just make them defect with/for you😌

In oder: Lieutenant Yogar Lyste, Commandant Cumberlayne Aresko, Minister Maketh Tua, Admiral Kassius Konstantine, Agent Alexsandr Kallus, Grand Admiral Thrawn

I wasn't quite sure about including Kallus (bottom left) and Thrawn (bottom right) in this list, because 1. they're not nearly as underrated as the others (although I haven't really seen them around in the self ship community), and 2. I also very much ship Kallus with Zeb (I'm rarely crazy about canon x canon pairings but those two are really cute), and well Thrawn is also on my own f/o list anyway xD (I usually don't mind sharing though)

Bonus: Admiral Yularen, however I prefer his look in The Clone Wars, but he makes an appearance in Rebels too!

(I really want to rewatch TCW as well once I'm finished with Rebels it's always been such a joy to watch when I was younger😭 I hope I can get my sister to watch it together with me like we used to)

[frnkiebby]

Jfc you guys.

How are we already close to the blogs next milestone. You guys are fucking awesome and i love you all but now i need to actually stop procrastinating and come up with another milestone idea/theme.

Have some fave frimages in return for being my favorite FellowWhores~🎃

(ps. lmk if this shit is annoying to you. i just like to talk and like i said, you’re never getting rid of me now, so buckle up fuckers and let’s get wrecked.)

[killjoy-prince]

Long time, no manga haul

[bendover-productions]

Sorry if you've already been informed of this, but in case you haven't, I just want you to know that Sam still has the teal pom pom hat! He said on the podcast that he misplaced it almost immediately and thought he had lost it, but that he found it in his bag once he got back!

NO!!! no one told me!!! 😭😭 thank you so much, that teal hat is incredibly important to me and i am delighted he still has it

^^^sam in that hat. to me tbh <3

[raddestrose]

YO- this book is going to be the death of me

[thebluebygracieabrams]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS SHOW LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[chisungie]

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