#Highway can use it. and florix can watch and cheer and clap
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bkh-s-7449 · 27 days ago
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** MARITAL GRATUITY DELIVERY. RECIPIENT : BKH-S-7449-938 [ENFORCER] || SENDER NOT FOUND SENDER NOT FOUND SENDER waitNOT FOUcrapND SENDER NOholdT onFO-**
** PACKAGE VERIFIED - SENDER ordis just put WHATEVER GEEZ **
** ITEM MANIFEST : its just a suitcase and totally not an entire rocket launcher :) **
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hey KNUCKLEHEAD i heard you got hitched and so im pretty sure you deserve a cool present
SO i got you something GREAT and youre gonna LOVE IT and itll be the *$&$#% BEST at keeping you and your life-bestie safe
oh yeah also watch out for the BLAST RADIUS these envoys can really kick
Val
Oh, my.
H.hello Val we have received your gift .!! It is
my goodness well
not what I was expecting.! This is from a tenet armory where in the system did you get this .?? Well actually never mind that. It is rather novel to get to see one up close… these are not usually permitted in the hands of someone at our station.
Also a a bit heavy
I am sincerely honored and flattered, Mx. Val. We are not usually much of a ., ahmm… very heavy weaponry handling … but this is a very special and kind gift.! And as well Highway might be very interested in using it. And it will keep us safe. If not look very handsome in our dormitory. We have heard the design of this one is special and a proprietary of the Founder we never thought we would see anything like it well I guess all tenet things are but this one looks like a briefcase .!!! Isn’t that exciting !
Anywho… Thank you, Val. And thank you for thinking of us.
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