#Hitman Exchanges and Events

[hitmanexchange]

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[diana-fortyseven]

Sign-ups for the exchange part of our Bonus Day flash event will open tonight. There'll only be 47 hours to sign up, so please, if you'd like to participate, start now-ish by making a mental list of your fics you'd want or don't want others to write a bonus chapter or scene for.

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[wishful-thinking-is-dumb]

Can you please write romantic yandere John wick x civilian reader headcanons? Thanks ❤️

Yandere John Wick with Civilian Reader Headcanons

Let’s say this takes place after the events of all four John Wick films, he takes his time to grieve his wife and move on from his rough past. Then he finally starts to date again, he feels a little guilty at first, but he knows that Helen would want him to be happy.

He first notices you when he takes his dog out for exercise in the early morning, and he would catch the little glances you would shoot at him as the two of you pass each other in the park.

You look back at him as he passes by, it’s no secret to him that you have a little crush on him. He smiles to himself as he catches you looking back at him and how quickly you look away. It makes his heart flutter.

It’s his dog that eventually gives him an opening to talk to you. His dog had run over to you as you sit on the park bench that’s on his usually dog walking route. You may or may not do that on purpose so that you can smile at him every morning.

You ask if you can pet his dog, and he nods. He smiles as you give his dog some affection. (why can’t you give him any?)

He asks you if you want to go to the cafe down the street with him, and he almost grins at the way you look up at him. Like you were hearing things. You quickly agree, a bit flustered.

The two of you walk to the cafe together, his dog obediently following right beside him. The two of you introduce yourselves, and exchange contact information. He casually holds your hand the rest of the way to the cafe.

He orders the both of you a coffee, and you sit out on the patio as the two of you talk for what feels like forever. He hasn’t felt this way since Helen.

He will do extensive research on all of your friends, family and coworkers to make sure they aren’t anybody that will hurt you to get to him. He takes his retirement seriously after what happened in Paris.

He puts a tracker on your car and on your phone, and you never find out. He knows how to hide stuff like that due to his past as a high profile hitman. But he won’t tell you that. <33

He gets rid of any grace of his past, all of his weapons are out of his house and kept somewhere only he knows about. He doesn’t want to scare you off.

He spends most of his money on you, and he loves how flustered you get when he gives you an expensive custom piece of jewelry.

He loves to cook for you, he makes you homemade meals as often as he can. He also loves it when you bring over baked goods that you made, just for him. It makes him feel special when you make his favourite pastries from scratch. It makes all the more delicious knowing you made them while thinking of him.

He loves how domestic being with you is, it makes him happy k owing that he is deserving of a normal life after all of the crimes he has committed.

He will kill for you if he has to, and he will cover it up as well. He has the experience to make it look like an accident. All to make you happy <33

[ateez-himari]

HYBE; WRONG MOVES

"Then watch your own back instead. Du-du-du, bang"

January 18, 2024 (10:43PM)

Odetari recently released the track 'SMB' featuring ATEEZ captain Hongjoong, whose verse raised questions due to the lyrics seemingly attacking HYBE Corporation chairperson 'Hitman' Bang regarding the internal documents leaked the previous year. While the producer line is more than capable of creating lyrics antagonizing other individuals people could not seem to understand the reason behind such blatant exposure, until fans reminded the internet that HYBE had made an attempt to merge with KQ Entertainment.

When the merger faced disagreement, the corporation attempted to purchase the group's resources including their choreography team BB Trippin, only to fail once more, and according to employees their most recent move involved the youngest member, Himari. An anonymous employee leaked pieces of a contract, that has been confirmed as authentic, where the corporation states their desire to oversee the vocalist's newly debuted solo career, likely after seeing the extended play's constant charting since its release on December 13th.

This, however, was not their only attempt to reel the production genius into their artist lineup as early last year they wished to sign her as an exclusive record producer, requesting the termination of work with artists outside of ATEEZ (and in this case HYBE) - implying cutting any producing ties with her mentor, Taemin - in exchange for impressively high financial compensation. Himari then revealed crucial information during the most recent live broadcast regarding what could very well be the corporation's retaliation in the face of yet another rejection; an employee infiltrated the young woman's music studio under the guise of being an intern, whom she welcomed with open arms, which resulted in the theft of the track now known under the name 'Deja Vu', released by TXT.

Unable to utter the name due to legal reasons she instead played the original instrumental which was dated months prior to the teasing of the track, even showing viewers the lyrics that had been written on an old notebook - clearly worked through several times judging from the several corrections written in faded red ink. The vocalist then showed another stolen arrangement made around that same time and when curious netizens called on amateur producers to roughly recreate it, they discovered that it was none other than 'EASY', released by LE SSERAFIM the previous month - the lyrics for which were seen in passing as well.

Unfortunately it would seem that fragments of 'Smart' were stolen as well, specifically the chorus, which could be heard playing in the background when the maknae was hinting at this incredibly dirty move from the corporation chairman. 'Hitman' Bang appears in the songwriting credits of all three tracks which seemed to solidify the 'retaliation' speculation that had been forming through social media platforms, however, it must be noted that Himari has requested no responsibility be placed on the groups as not only are they good friends, but she is aware that none of them knew what was happening behind the scenes.

Netizens have been sharing their anticipation through social media platforms in sight of the young woman's older brother, known to be extremely protective, learning of the inner workings of these events as he has already expressed distaste towards HYBE. KQ Entertainment has not released any statement regarding the situation as of yet, making their position on the matter quite clear, and several artists - including the king of k-pop himself - have already spoken out in defense of their industry's Holy Maknae.

Himari on the other hand has been making silent statements even before the alleged diss track's release as despite being very strict on respect, not once has she ever been seen bowing down to the chairman when the two happened to cross paths. Will HYBE make their statement to change the view of netizens ?

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[dianaburnwood]

Le Chiffre

(Listen… I’m sorry I said the suit looks better on me.)

I finally got around to playing Le Chiffre and ohhh baby.

First of all, Paris is transformed for this event and it’s very fun. Get out 10 mil in chips and instantly lose it, eavesdrop on some idle gangsters, bump into Dawood Rangan’s brother, Agent Smith is in town - it’s a party.

Based on Rangan’s brother and a newspaper that had Haven and Athena Savalas on the cover, and that 47 references the organisation he works for, I place this mission during HITMAN 2’s timeline, after Mumbai but before New York.

Seeing Agent Smith is always a joy but the banter???? Hello??? “DIDN’T RECOGNISE YOU WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON???????” I know Diana was like “same”.

Decided to try a bunch of ways to play this before committing to a tactic, so I got out my 10 mil in chips, promptly lost it (I bet on 6 for Grey and lost to 5), but it was worth it for the reference code to be FCK RULES 47 - like babe, give me a break lmao

I fully expected to get into a himbo situation with Siyu Bai seeing as Diana mentioned she was a saucy minx and she was doing the absolute MOST but I barely got any Jackie Carrington-style comments before I figured the only thing I can really do with her is make her an emetic martini.

Took her invite, went to talk to Le Chiffre and was instantly gobsmacked by 47 literally CHUGGING champagne despite Diana explicitly telling him not to drink anything he was offered, I swear man’s doing whatever for the plot at this stage, maybe he’s bored.

I lost the poker game (I was actually glad Le Chiffre faked the tell cos he’s meant to be unbeatable so I was like it can’t be this easy) and was not surprised when Le Chiffre started laughing at 47 having a wobbly.

I loved running to the carpark for the antidote from a gameplay perspective but narratively it didn’t work at all imo. 47 would never be this under prepared. To accept a drink from a target and then have his antidote a mile away? Then the re-use of the antidote station from Gama was disappointing as it looked completely out of place there. Reusing the suitcase with the needle in it from Carpathian Mountains would have been much better.

When I came back up I loved the subtle “what the hell” from Le Chiffre - Mads Mikkelsen was really a joy to listen to in this role. I was sooooo tempted to drink with him again like an absolute himbo but I resisted, instead went outside and threatened the dealer cos at this stage I was sick of losing money, I know Diana was tweaking listening to 47 reveal ICA secrets lolllll

I went to poison Le Chiffre’s eye drops but returned to the table for a sure win and I’m so glad I did cos the best exchange of the series was had:

47 (apologising for leaving before): I was a little tied up.

Le Chiffre: I hope it was for pleasure.

47: Always is.

GIRL??????????????

[bipanicoverthegravessiblings]

Can we have Andrew and Reader transforming into half demon?

You can do it with Ashley together with Reader (separately) if you want.

Reader would have been with the Graves family since episode 1, as she was an exchange student but ended up being abandoned along with her Graves siblings.

She would be a cold, relaxed, indifferent person, a little sociopathic, a little temperamental but kind when they meet.

Reader would have been injured in the Hitman confrontation when she went to save Andrew (let's be honest, this kid would never be able to shoot the Hitman the first time with him being all nervous).

So to treat her injuries correctly they decided to use the demon to heal her, the demon doesn't like the idea of healing someone but he decides to heal her but still angry with this 'disrespect' the demon turns her into a half demon (similar to Jennifer Body the film).

That if she wants to stay alive she has to eat human flesh or drink blood.

If I had a nickel for every time I was requested to write a reader who’s an exchange student staying with the Graves Family- I’d have 4 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened 4 times already

Andrew Graves x Half Demon!Reader

Andrew’s head was pounding

His eyes were wide with terror as he stared down at you in his arms

The events kept playing in his head, over and over like a broken record

He had found the hitman in Ashley’s spontaneously stupid game of hide-and-seek

Although, what was she expecting?

It was an amateur with a gun against a skilled killer with a knife

Of course he wasn’t going to do well!

So, you did the only thing you could think of to save him

Save the boy who you’ve lived alongside since high school

Who’s been nothing but kind and patient to you..

Push him away as the hitman lunged

So, here you lay..

Barely breathing in his arms

While the hitman laid dead nearby

Andrew, in a blind rage finally fired the gun. Draining it dry of any bullets in there in hopes of killing him

And, he achieved his goal

The hitman was dead

And it didn’t look like long til you’d be you…

“Well- you’ve successfully wasted all of our ammo.” Ashley grumbled, picking up her discarded gun. She wiped off any grass blades or dirt that stuck to the pristine silver of it.

If Andrew wasn’t still in shock, he would yell at her. Yell at her for having the audacity to worry more about her gun’s ammo than their dead friend! Yell at her for foolishly trusting him to kill the hitman and then running off! If you hadn’t jumped in, he would be dead…

He should be dead.

Andrew furrowed his brow, tears forming much to his dismay. As he shut his eyes, they fell in twin streams. His hands shook, gripping on to your body as it slowly lost its warmth. He quietly sobbed, trying his best to not make them too loud or pathetic. If he had been better with the gun…if he didn’t hesitate…you would still be…

“Andy!” He felt something cold tap the back of his head, breaking him from his mellow dramatic moment. Ashley stared down at him with frustration, “Come on! Let’s ditch the bodies, someone was bound to hear your bitch crying by now..”

“Are you serious?!” Andrew stood up, still holding you in his arms. He thrusted his arms forward, pushing Ashley back with your dead weight, “Look at her! She’s dying!” He was emotional. Erratic. But he didn’t care.

“I can see that!” His sister pushed his arms back, and Andrew held you close to his chest, “Now put her down before anyone comes by!”

“…no.”

He wasn’t yelling anymore, just staring down at you. Ashley’s eyes widened, before her face became a scowl.

“No?”

“No!”

Ashley, pinched the bridge of her nose, “Okay- yeah- ssuuurreeee! Let’s just carry a dead body around! Want me to stick my hand up her ass and sit her on my lap like a puppet so you can pretend you’re talking with her?” She roughly poked Andrew’s forehead, “Are you out of your fucking mind?!”

“Well I’m not leaving her!” Andrew snapped back, making Ashley flinch ever so slightly. He didn’t seem to care though as he turned his attention back down to you.

Both were quiet for a while, probably longer than they should have because people would be coming by soon to see the commotion. Ashley could see the thoughts running behind her brother’s eyes, clearly thinking of something to fix this…to fix you.

She didn’t understand what the fuss was about though. You were just dead weight before, and now you are literally. Plus, she never liked the looks her brother gave you. You were better off dead in her eyes, and if anyone was going to kick the bucket, it would’ve been you…

But Andrew didn’t want to leave you behind. Sentimental bastard. What was he expecting? You to just- snap out of being dead? It wasn’t that easy!

….or….was it?

Ashley’s hand drifted over the front pocket of her shorts, the imprint of the demon trinket visible. Andrew saw her subconscious motions out of the corner of his eye and perked up. Where hope formed on his face, Ashley scowled.

“No!”

“Give it here!”

Andrew set your body down, lunging for his sister for the trinket. The pair fell to the ground, wrestling one another for the trinket.

“Let! Go!”

“No! It’s mine!”

In the end, Ashley didn’t win. Andrew, for as gangly as he is, was still stronger than her and managed to get the trinket away. He cupped it in his hands, standing up and observing it quizzically. There was an ominous aura to this dream catch esc thing, but he didn’t care.

“The demon..”

“Andrew, no!”

“Let’s take Y/N to the cultists lair—“

“Andrew!”

“Summon the demon—“

“You asshole- are you even listening?!”

“And get her back!”

Andrew grinned from ear to ear, his arms held out at the genius of his plan.

So- this is what it felt like to be Andrew, Ashley lamented. She got why he was such a stick in the mud all the time now.

Before she could object, Andrew was already picking up your body.

“Come on! Let’s go! Everyone should be gone by now!”

Despite Ashley’s insistence that it wouldn’t work and they should cut their losses, Andrew persisted

Eventually the two snuck you into the cultists’ meeting room

Shockingly, everything was still set up from when Andrew had previously visited.

It made for a quick and easy ritual

Ashley’s demon friend was less than happy to be bothered though….

“tAr SoUl….wHaT iS tHiS?”

The dark, red eyed blob stared angrily up at Ashley- who gestured to your dead corpse like a game show assistant would show off a car.

“A body?…”

“I rEqUiRe FrEsH sOuLs..” the demon skittered around the body, prodding it with its tendrils, “tHiS iS aLrEaDy DeAd!”

“I know but-“ Ashley groaned, pointing to Andrew with her thumb, “My dumbass brother draws the line at necrophilia and wants her back.”

“I’m sorry- WHAT?!”

Andrew objected, completely disregarding the fact that they were in the presence of a demon, “Do you REALLY think the only reason I want to bring her back is so I can have sex with her?!”

“Well?” Ashley looked at him blankly, “Isn’t it?”

“…..” Andrew adverted his eyes to the ground, “It’s…partly true…”

“I fucking knew it.” Ashley sighed, completely exasperated by her brother’s idiocy, “I can’t believe you’re using MY demon connections so you can get your dick wet without feeling like a bad person! News flash Annnddyyyyy~” she gave him that shit eating grin she knew he despised, “You’ve done much worse.”

“Shut your whore mouth!”

“Make me pussy!”

“EnOuGh!”

The siblings stopped their bickering, Andrew pausing as he had grabbed the collar of Ashley’s shirt. They stared at the demon, looking more like their parent just scolded them than a demon yelling at them to stop their bickering.

The demon floated very close to Andrew’s face, causing him to release his sister and step back, “yOu WiSh To UsE mY pOwErS tO rEvIvE tHe MoRtAl?”

Andrew nodded.

“tHeN wHaT iS iT yOu OfFeR?..”

Andrew’s face contorted as he tried to think, “Uhhhh…”

Ashley stood behind the demon, smugly smiling at her cornered brother, “Haha! Bet ya didn’t think this far, didya?”

“Shut up woman!—“

Andrew immediately regretted raising his voice, as the demon’s red eyes glowed menacingly- almost staring holes into his retinas. He gulped, wishing he could tell Ashley to call off her guard demon- but that would only make things worse for him. Here he was, with no souls to offer a demon- and the demon already didn’t like him for his foolish request and yelling at his ‘tar soul’.

“wElL?…” the demon broke the silence that wafted through the air.

Andrew’s eyes widened, “O-Okay! Ummm..” he searched his brain for anything, any idea on how to revive you when he blurted out the first thing he landed on, “Souls! I can get you two souls for bringing back Y/N’s!”

“aNd WhErE aRe ThEsE sOuLs?”

“Well, I don’t have them now-“ The demon growled and Andrew tensed, “But! But! I can get them to you very soon! Yeah! How’s that sound?”

The red eyed blob stared at Andrew for a few moments, clearly considering his deal before it turned around and made its way to your corpse, “VeRy WeLl…BuT yOuR fAiLuRe FoR pAyMeNt UpFrOnT wIlL cOmE wItH cOnSeQuEnCeS..”

With those words, the room went pitch black. By the time the fluorescent lights returned, the demon was gone. Andrew lunged for your body, kneeling down beside you.

“Y/N?…” he shook you a little, “Y/N?”

His face faltered for a moment, fear coursing through him before he felt your body move. Your breathing was slow…but you were breathing! He cupped your face in his hands, waiting anxiously for you to open your eyes.

And you did.

And then you spoke.

“..A-….Andrew?”

And like that- you were back!

Sore, with some blood gone

But back nonetheless!

You felt….strange though

Upon coming down from his high of overwhelming joy, Andrew noticed just how cold you were

You didn’t feel chilly at all

But you felt cold to the touch

Along with that, you couldn’t get the taste of blood out of your mouth

It was hard to decipher which was the result of having been a corpse for half an hour…

…or what was from being brought back by a demon

But, Andrew had a debt to pay

So that can be worked out later

Returning to the motel parking lot, the hitman’s car was still there

And no one was around yet

So you took that and set off

You slept most of the ride

It was a rough night of…ya know

Dying

So you deserved to sleep

Though your dreams were…strange

Images of red

Blood spewing as you bit into the neck of a screaming person

You didn’t get a good look at them until their body was a mangled mess of torn limbs with bits of flesh taken out of them

Your face stained with blood

The delicious sensation filling your mouth

At first you chalked this up to a guilt dream

You feeling bad for eating that cultist a while back

But…no

This wasn’t a guilt dream

You never feasted on that man like an animal

You never went back for seconds, depraved of the taste

And in those dreams you never felt what you were feeling in that moment

…desire for more

Your concerning dream was interrupted by a sudden sensation of pain as a projectile was thrown at your head.

“Ow!” You sat up, your hand shooting to the assaulted spot on your head, “What the?..”

“I told you to wake her!” Andrew hissed.

“I did!” Ashley objected, “My shoe woke her up!”

“You little..”

Andrew’s grumbling trailed off, turning to look at you from the driver’s seat. You gave him a reassuring nod to let him know you were okay. He sighed in slight relief. How that the- initial pain in your head was gone, you looked out the window to see just where you three were. The backseat passenger window showed you a parking with cars lining the spots as far as you could see.

“Where…are we?” You asked, turning back to look at the siblings, “And what are we doing here?”

“Cheapskate here says it’s free parking.” Ashley replied bluntly, not even giving Andrew’s annoyed look a glance.

You looked between them, “Don’t we- need to pay that demon back? How’s free parking going to get us two souls?”

“Go on Annnndddd—“ Ashley paused as Andrew gave her a look, “…drew. Andrew. Tell Y/N your brilliant plan!”

Andrew sighed, resting his hands on the wheel as he tried to explain the plan, “Alright, so…we need two souls for that demon. We- are also running low on money. So…we’re going to kill two birds with one stone.”

You nodded, though his and Ashley’s drastically different expressions told you there was more. So- you prodded.

“And those birds arreee?”

“…our parents.”

The rational thing was to claim that they couldn’t do such a thing! Their parents took you in after all!

…although you’d be lying

Mrs Graves really only agreed because she’d get a cut of the exchange student program funds

Other than provide you a roof, she ignored you like she did her other children

Same goes for her husband, who didn’t do much of anything beside give you awkward hellos before he went to work

So you weren’t really against robbing and killing them

The events played as normal, pretending the fire that “killed everyone” was sensational news coverage and you all were fine!

You’re “politely” told to go to bed early, bunking with Ashley in the basement while Andrew took the couch.

Though, being honest…

You didn’t trust yourself around Ashley alone

Ever since you’ve been alive you’d had this…animalistic urge to tear into someone like a carnivorous animal

To hold them to the ground and watch the light leave their fear filled eyes as you tore out their throat

And Ashley was defenseless

Sleeping just inches from you in the spare bed

Her gun was empty, you knew this

So she wouldn’t shoot you

So you did the both of you a favor, and got out of there

Your eyes lingered on the basement stairs, the bed and Ashley’s sleeping form still very in much in your view. You had to tear your eyes away to avoid running back down there and giving in to the voice in your head telling- no, demanding you devour her.

Your relationship with her was complicated enough, and you knew with enough convincing you would. She was always cold with you, trying to tear a wedge between you and Andrew as you both got closer. But she also was the closest thing you had to a sister or any actual familial connection. You don’t think you could bear that guilt.

You drew your eyes to the couch, Andrew fast asleep on it. You could trust yourself around him, you know you could. The voice had nothing against Andrew. So you crossed over to the couch, kneeling down beside it.

Andrew’s unconscious state was fragile, stirring almost immediately as he felt a presence join him. His eyes opened with some strain, his voice littered with tiredness.

“Y/N?…” he sat up, rubbing his eyes, “Did Ashley kick you out?..”

“No.” You responded. You debated telling him why you were here if Ashley hadn’t kicked you out, but what could you tell him? ‘Hey I wanted to eat your sister’? You couldn’t do that. So instead you asked, “Can I sleep with you tonight?”

A small blush painted Andrew’s cheeks, as he nodded slightly. He pulled the covers aside, scooting closer to the back of the couch so you’d have room. You climbed onto the couch with him, your arms wrapping around his torso. You felt him shiver from the closeness, almost forgetting how cold you were. You didn’t care though. You craved the closeness more than you craved tearing into Andrew’s flesh and eating his heart in front of him.

You furrowed your brow, pushing those thoughts down as Andrew slowly covered you two up.

“You…alright?” Andrew tentatively asked. Obviously you weren’t alright, by this time last night you were dead.

You racked your mind about what to say, nuzzling into his sweater for comfort as you spoke, “I’m- fine….just ever since I….”

“Died?”

“Yeah, that….I’ve had….urges.”

“Like- what?”

“…like devouring someone like an animal.”

He went quiet after that. You can’t exactly say what you expected reaction wise. Disgust? Fear? Silence felt appropriate to be fair. You weren’t anticipating his next words when he processed the information…

“…three birds with one stone then.”

The plan went as the siblings had- semi planned.

Scaring the parents with an unloaded gun into the basement

Removing the limit from Mrs Graves credit card so they’d have some cash

Handing their souls to the demon

And Andrew leaving you to enjoy your meal

You felt like an animal. A hungry, ravenous animal.

Your breath was shaky, eyes wide with horror at what you’d done. You and the basement were bloodied mess, and your host parents were mangled beyond recognition.

It didn’t help that you were on your hands and knees, chin drenched with blood as what you had done replayed in your mind. The sounds of the basement stairs creaking broke you out of your trance. You cowered momentarily before realizing it was Andrew.

“Wow- you..” he paused, covering his mouth as he gagged from the smell of blood, “Really did a number on them..”

Hot tears welled in your eyes as you stared up at him. You trembled, falling further to the ground than you already were. Your forehead met the basement floor as you sobbed.

“I’m sorry!” You wailed, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry—“

It was all you could say. What else could you? You shook and sobbed like the wounded animal you were as Andrew slowly approached you. He fell to his knees in front of you, and pulled you into a hug. His parents’ blood stained his sweater, but he didn’t care. He’ll wash it later.

You trembled in his arms as he rubbed gentle circles into your back, soft shushes filling your ears as he comforted you. You buried your face into his shoulder, shaking and crying from what you’d done. This was different than when you ate the cultist back at the apartment, then you didn’t feel so….dehumanized.

He was prepared like a dish. Not bitten into like a wolf delivering the killing blow to a deer. He was eaten for survival. They were eaten to satiate this desire you had.

Though to Andrew, this downside was worth it, so long as he could hold you again.

[tillichan]

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❀ Marigold — Do they like it when you play with their hair? Do they like to play with your hair too?

❀ Lily — Hands holding headcanons. How do the hands feel like? How do they like to hold hands with you?

❀ Daffodil — Love triangle headcanons. The character who has a crush on you and how does your s/o react to their crush?

❀ Iris — What do their friends and family think about your relationship?

❀ Sunflower — Hugs/cuddles headcanons. Do they like to cuddle? What’s their favorite position to cuddle in?

❀ Mistletoe — Kisses headcanons. What kisses do they like to give? What kisses do they like to recieve?

❀ Hyacinth — Jealousy headcanons. Are they likely to get jealous? What do they do when they feel jealous?

❀ Hellebore — Comforting headcanons. How would they help you when you feel down/have a panic attack? And how would you help them?

❀ Hydrangea — Dates headcanons. What kind of dates would they take you on? What is their favorite type of dates?

❀ Camellia — Love language headcanons. What's the type of love language they like to give and receive?

❀ Morning glory ��� Are they very affectionate? Are they touch starved? How do they ask you for affection?

❀ Orchid — Public Displays of Affection. Do they enjoy PDA? How comfortable are they with PDA?

❀ Forget-me-not — Their favorite memory with you?

❀ Carnations — How much do they miss you when you're apart? How long can they handle it before they text or call you?

❀ Peony — Nicknames headcanons. What petnames do they have for you? What are their favorite nicknames for you to call them?

❀ Poppy — How do they sleep with you? What's it like to share a bed with them?

❀ Daylily — Do they want to have children? What would family life look like? How many children do they want?

❀ Dahlia — Marriage headcanons. Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

❀ Amaryllis — How would they act if you get sick or injured? How do you take care of them if they get sick or injured?

❀ Begonia — Their reaction to you wearing their clothes.

❀ Clover — What type of gifts do they like to give? What type of gifts do they like to receive?

❀ Cosmos — Locked in/Trapped together headcanons.

❀ Dandelion — Are they protective? How would they protect you?

❀ Delphinium — Sharing with them the one room in the hotel headcanons. With or without “there’s only one bed” trope.

❀ Fuchsia — The most romantic thing they do for you and tell you.

❀ Geranium — How do they comfort you if you have a nightmare? How do you comfort them? What is their worst nightmare about you?

❀ Jasmine — What is their biggest fear related to you? Are they insecure about something in your relationship? Do they share their fears/insecurities with you?

❀ Lavender — What do they find attractive about you physically and mentally?

❀ Lotus — What dreams they have about you? How do they see your future together?

❀ Narcissus — Living together headcanons. Your daily routine, mornings, evenings with them.

❀ Oleander — Sharing the one bed for the first time.

❀ Pansy — What is their insecurity? How do you comfort them when they feel insecure? How do they comfort you if you feel insecure?

❀ Snowflake — What did they learn about themselves after getting into a relationship with you?

❀ Cornflower — Ship Aesthetic. Moodboard, OST (original soundtrack or song), some writing aesthetic.

❀ Alstroemeria — Suggest your own headcanon you'd like to read.

[oc-smash-or-pass]

"Deimos (he/it) is a villain from one of my two original settings, specifically the sci-fantasy one generally referred to as Collision (though the term technically refers more to an event that defined the nature of the setting, rather than the overarching setting's diegetic name. you know how it is.) Deimos is the leader of a small squad of four (including himself) squads among the infamous Agents of Cthulhu, employed by an entity (who is closer to a squid-faced interdimensional CEO and mob boss) calling himself and his corporation by that name, though actual details vary.

I was gonna write more detailed stuff about him & his backstory, but remembered a much more concise explanation I previously wrote.

DEIMOS is a cybernetically enhanced illithid (mind flayer). Formerly a ruthless hitman, he was grievously wounded in a botched mission after a harsh betrayal. He wouldn't stay out of action for long, for he was offered a job he couldn't resist, joining the ranks of the Agents of Cthulhu in exchange for cybernetic enhancements that brought him back and beyond his original strength.

Clad in a distinctive white suit over a turtleneck, he wields a triple-barreled shotgun and an asymmetrical plasma blade. Furthermore, his bionic visor sees a wide variety of wavelengths, his mask can sustain him in any atmosphere or lack thereof, and his artificial horns are capable of channeling his psychic abilities, even as far as manipulating and wielding electronic static as a weapon.

You'd best be hoping not to run into him anytime soon.

Back to manual writing, some stuff about his personality. Deimos is all about sticking to a plan. He's ruthless, he's fearless, and he never leaves a job unfinished. He structures his missions around his impeccable predictions of his targets' actions, and it's extremely difficult to outmaneuver him or slip away once he has his visor set on you. However, he is susceptible to improvisation and unpredictable, out-of-the-box thinking, and as persistent as he is, he can only take advantage of smaller spaces, prioritizing close-quarters combat and ambush tactics. Get out in the open, and he'll have a much harder time dealing with you.

That's not to say that death has stopped him before, though. Whether via body retrieval or just the good ol' clone vat, he always comes back, unfettered and ready for a new task.

What's he like when off the clock, if such a thing even exists? That's for anyone to determine. Not like he's telling anytime soon :P"

OWNED BY: @acidhydra101

[peridotglimmer]

fandom wrap-up 2024

tagged by the darling @lesbiansayaishii! (jo. listen. it took me 3 whole minutes to tag you because i was getting angry at tumblr that you didn't show up under the E. and then i remembered that's no longer your URL.)

Total words of fanfiction published: 44 467, which is not as much as some other years, but also more than some other years so...delightfully average. I'm pretty sure most of those words were caused by my multichapters for Grey's and Hitman though.

Fandoms written for: Grey's Anatomy (7), Hermitcraft (1) and Hitman (10). That's...a surprisingly low number of fandoms for me. Where's the diversity?

Events participated in: Candy Hearts Exchange 2024, Hitman Valentine's Date 2024, Hitman Bonus Day 2024, Hitman Egg Hunt 2024, Hurt Comfort Exchange 2024, Summer Bonus Missions 2024, MCYTBLR Holiday Exchange 2024 - 18+ Collection. So 7 in total.

Fanfic I’m proudest of: That's a good question. Probably open the floodgates up. It'd been so long since I'd actually finished a multichapter, and it didn't feel like a drag to finish it either -- like some past ones have. So yeah, probably that one!

Other fanworks I’m proudest of: I don't think I did any other kind of fanwork creating in 2024? I think I posted a quick podfic of By a Headlength on tumblr but nothing actually worth mentioning.

Events I’m looking forward to next year: I always love the BDSM exchange, and the Hurt/Comfort exchange. Maybe some Yuletide? Who knows what lovely events this next year will bring! There are also some events I probably won't be participating in, and that's also fine.

Projects for next year: Finishing like sugar (melting into black tea) and we'll drive away (where no one can find us), also lovingly known as the deaf!Diana fic and the Italy fic. Then I'd like to continue working on instead i chose to use my heart as well as some oneshot ideas. And obviously I have to write a fic to truly join that RPF coven... 😇

Light-heartedly tagging: @cicaklah @myth-blossom @diana-fortyseven @issytheamateurnerd @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels

@electricbluebutterflies @mistchievous (PODFICS COUNT, JESS)

[myth-blossom]

2024 Fic Review

Well, that’s all for 2024, folks! It was certainly a wild year for me. Lots of unexpected health stuff happened and some is still ongoing, but I’m very happy to have made so much progress and lots of positive things happened besides <3 That stuff changed some of my fic plans, but I was still able to do a lot of cool fics through the year!

January

Hitman: A Fresh Start (Hitman Holiday Hoarders 2023) for @cajunandfire Sweet Surprise (Lucas Grey Birthday Event 2024) Great Expectations

February

Hitman: Songs and Silencers: Hold On by Chord Overstreet A Taste of Fire (Hitman Valentine’s Date 2024) for @lucas-grey My Foggy Valentine (Candy Hearts Exchange 2024) for @diana-fortyseven Catching a Wave (Hitman Bonus Day 2024) for Spicy

March

Greatest Treasure - My first-ever Oxventure fic! <3

April

Hitman: It’s The Little Things for grumpynora An Eggscelent Morning (Hitman Egg Hunt 2024) for Spicy Embrace Me Like Lovers Do for @bourbonthesecond Paris

May

Hitman: Solace (Unsent Letters 2024) for Diana47 Vivente for Spicy

June

Hitman: Love Yourself A Fire (Hurt Comfort Exchange 2024) for @peridotglimmer Songs and Silencers: Cold Hard Bitch by Jet

July

Hitman: To Lose Everything (Summer of Horror Exchange 2024) for Diana47 Once Upon a Dream (Grief/Mourning Flash Exchange 2024) for Diana47 Songs and Silencers: Slow Dancing by Aly & AJ Special Assignments - I started on these prompt memes in July and continued doing them through the fall. These were so fun!

August

Hitman: Death’s Embrace (Summer Bonus Missions 2024)  Mutuals for Diana47

September

Hitman: All That Matters (Agent 47 Birthday Event 2024) Self Care (Diana Burnwood Birthday Event 2024) Peace Offering for Mini

October

Songs and Silencers: Desire (Hucci Remix) by Meg Myers - one of my favorite fics this year, and one of my top song requests ever!

November

Mark of Yendar - published a 2023 Tumblr short for DND: Honor Among Thieves

December

I published my first-ever RPFs for my favorite OutsideXbox pair!  Feels Like Mendoza Unmasked Please Do(n’t) Feed Tumblr Our secret RPF coven is now not-so-secret and it’s been so fun to chat with @cicaklah and @postalninja about Jane/Andy brain worms. I also did Yuletide for the first time and published my first-ever Oxventure Wyrdwood fic, Better Than Sheep, and that was fun to write, too! Robin is best boi and deserves all the honey in the world (or in this case, mead).

I crossed 200,000 published words this year for my AO3 count, which is pretty wonderful! With everything going on, I didn’t think I’d be able to write as much as I did, but I’m happy I had the chances to write what I could. I’m hoping to have a happier and healthier 2025 with more time to create! <3

[hitmanexchange]

Welcome to Hitman Bonus Day, a flash event to celebrate February 29th in leap years by writing bonus scenes and chapters for our own Hitman fics and for each other.

Detailed schedule and rules under the cut!

Schedule

February 20 – Sign-Ups Open (00:59 UTC)

February 21 – Sign-Ups Close (23:59 UTC)

February 29 – Assignments Due & Gift Reveals (22:59 UTC)

March 2 – Creator Reveals (21:59 UTC)

General Rules

The Exchange part of the event is 18+! If you're a minor or don't want someone else to write a bonus scene/chapter for one of your Hitman fics, please participate in the Fest part of the event instead! In that case, you may also write treats for those who signed up for the exchange.

For both parts of the event, please link your written bonus scene/chapter as a related work via AO3's "related work" function.

You may participate in both parts of the event, if you're interested in writing and receiving a bonus scene/chapter for/from someone else as well as writing one for your own fics.

When writing a treat for one of the exchange participants, please honour their list of fics they want/don't want a bonus scene/chapter for, their maximum Rating, and their DNWs (Do Not Want).

Bonus Day has an anonymous period of 47 hours. Please don't do anything that could identify you as the creator of a specific work.

The Exchange

This part of the event is 18+!

Matching is on Rating. In the sign-up form, please select all ratings you're comfortable to receive as a bonus scene/chapter, as well as all ratings you'd be interested in writing.

In the optional details field, please either list those of your Hitman fics you'd want to receive bonus scenes/chapters for, or those you don't want to receive bonus scenes/chapters for. Please make it very obvious which one of these it is. You can also list your DNW (Do Not Want) in a non-judgemental way, as well as link to a letter in your own space (for example Tumblr or Dreamwidth).

When working on your assignment or writing a treat, please honour your recipient's list of fics they want/don't want a bonus scene/chapter for, their maximum Rating, and their DNWs (Do Not Want).

The minimum wordcount for the exchange is 300 words.

The Fest

Go wild, I guess?

No signing up required for this part of the event.

Bonus Day is for bonus scenes/chapters for Hitman fics only.

Please don't add unrelated works to the collection, and don't add the bonus scene/chapter as a new chapter to the existing work. Additionally to linking it via the "related work" function, you can put it in a series with your first work after the anon period is over.

If you participate in both parts of the event, please prioritise finishing the fic for your recipient over finishing your own.

[diana-fortyseven]

Exciting news, I solved the problem with the Summer Bonus Mission collection! \o/

The collection is now open for prompts. The deadlines have been moved back two weeks: work reveal is on July 31st, creator reveal is on August 4th (the Sunday after work reveals).

Sorry for the long delay!

[dilanmoodboards]

Upcoming/Ideas

Summary's and Titles are subject to change, but overall premises will remain the same.

In progress means the fic is activelly being worked on.

Kane/X-Pac:

One Shot:

Kane's first time (smut/nsfw)

Hartbreak:

One Shot:

Kid and Owen play matchmaker (fluff/sfw)

Casual Song!fic (angst/nsfw)

Brat!Shawn X Brat tamer!Bret (smut/nsfw)

HOF Celebration (smut/nsfw): in progress

Summary: Bret gets jelous when Hunter kisses Shawn during the Hall of Fame.

Series:

Stripper!AU

Omegaverse!AU: in progress

Summary: Shawn Micheals is one of the most popular wrestlers in the WWF, he is the Champion, the Showstopper, the Main Event, the Heartbreak Kid. He is also an Omega. Not that the fans and other wrestlers know that. When Shawn is forced to relinquish the belt he tells the public that he's injured and needs surgery, the truth is his doctor is forcing him to get out of his heat suppressants for a month, meaning an extra long and painful heat. When Shawn enters heat while he's still in the arena and Bret Hart finds him, one thing leads to another and now they'll have to navigate an entire month as mates.

Bodyguard!AU: in progress

Summary: Shawn Michaels is the controversialy young house husband of the successful CEO of Layfield Enterprises. Bret Hart is the owner of the Hitman Protection Agency and desperately needs to find a job in order to take care of both his sick father and injured brother. John Bradshaw Layfield makes an offer that Bret can’t refuse: Bret will act as the bodyguard for Layfield’s troublemaker husband and in exchange JBL will not only pay him handsomely, but will cover both his father’s and brother’s medical bills. Bret believes the work will be easy enough, that is until he meets Shawn who seems to take some sick pleasure in watching Bret squirm. Bret believes Shawn is just an insufferable and spoiled prick, but the longer he spends with him the more he learns about Shawn’s past and relationship and realizes he may have judged the man unfairly.

Cowboy!AU

HBTaker:

One Shot:

The Cowboy hat rule (smut/nsfw)

Shawnter:

One Shot:

Wrestlemania week celebration (smut/nsfw): in progress

Summary: Hunter and Shawn have been married for years now, but haven't been allowed to go public with it. During his Hall of Fame induction Hunter decides to reveal the truth to everyone.

Series:

The Prince and The Barbarian King (Medieval!AU): in progress

Summary: Shawn is the eldest son of king Vincent and to his father's disappointment he's also an omega, meaning he is only useful as a bargaining chip, his worth directly measured by the marriage alliance he can bring to his kingdom. In an attempt to save the kingdom from being taken by the Barbarian King Hunter Hearts Hemsley, King Vincent swears his son's hand in exchange for peace. Now Shawn has to navigate life in a completely new environment, with a culture he knows nothing about and to make matters worse it feels like his future husband is just as annoyed with this marriage as Shawn.

FANFICTION MASTERLIST

[bewyldered]

me and some friends were doing a coop run in spearmaster's campaign!! and we were voice acting n stuff /pos so i made some spin-off designs for this personal au we have going on!

it's called the paradox au & i might be investing into it with time + adding more designs, here's some lore stuff i have off the bat

IF you want to partake in these, i highly suggest u join this small, ultra-cool rain world server i moderate and talk about aus/roleplay a lot in!! we also do events where we play the myriad mod together & just get the hell in here the people here are AWESOME!!

spearmaster and artificer grew up as slugpups, sm was a below-average combatant and often relied on artificer to handle more violent encounters. They were very close.

the two lived really close to seven red suns' superstructure, but ultimately avoided it (at least artificer did at the time). One day, sm went to suns to try and redeem themselves,, getting worried about how weak they were and how arti sometimes slips up or becomes too reckless. tldr, they want to protect her too.

going to Suns, he takes them in and gives them a thorough upgrade - but in exchange, arti never seen spearmaster for a long time afterwards. During this long fallout, arti left the region & her campaign's events take place (caring for pups, losing pups, killing the whole scav population and becoming a hitman for five pebbles.)

on her way back to gaze upon long-lost times in suns' region, she stumbles across Spearmaster again who's probably talking to rot!gourmand, who was on their way towards or back to pebbles and decided to stick along with sm .. much to their mild dismay.

Artificer finds spearmaster and yells at them a bit before deciding to follow along as well; after some convincing i think.

Saint has undergone many re-cycles and has grown to begun entertaining themselves since it's clear that everything will just keep coming a full circle... after a very long time of tragedy, of course. And in this cycle, they decide to spectate (and later tag along) in this trio's mission.

in this entire story, boomstick (artimaster) is gonna occur a good lot because < @egret-orchid 3 !! along with more shenanigans

[episodicnostalgia]

Spider-man: The Animated Series, 111 (May 20, 1995) - “The Hobgoblin, Part One”

Teleplay by: Larry Brody Story by: John Semper Directed by: Bob Richardson

The Breakdown

Norman Osborn (of Osborn Industries) is sick of living under Wilson Fisk’s heel, so he does what any rational billionaire would do, and hires an assassin. But since this is a Spider-man cartoon, Norman also provides his hitman with a goblin-themed supervillain suit, plus an accompanying array of weaponry, all in keeping with the motif (ie, bombs shaped like pumpkins, a glider loosely fashioned after a bat, and also a laser gun for good measure).  Anyways his name is the Hobgoblin and he’s what this episode is all about.

The hit is meant to go down at a public event where Fisk will be doing some legitimate-businessman-things. Fortunately, Peter Parker is also in attendance as a press photographer, allowing him to save Fisk’s life with his spider-reflexes (Pete still doesn’t know he’s the Kingpin) before jumping into action as Spider-man.  The web-head’s interference doesn’t go over well with the Goblin, who demands more money to finish the job, but Norman ostensibly refuses out of short-sighted greed.  Predictably, that doesn’t also go over very well, so the Hobgoblin decides to get even by stealing/keeping Norman’s goblin-gadgets, and betraying him to…

…THE KINGPIN OF CRIME! So, Hobby heads over to Fisk’s place, and offers to double-cross Norman in exchange for… I can’t remember the specifics. Crime things?  *Checks notes* Yeah, Crime things. As his first assignment, Fisk sends Hobgoblin to kidnap Harry, Norman’s Son, [and Peter’s new roommate - more on that below] for ransom; and the price for Harry’s safe return? The Legal rights to ALL of Norman’s inventions, signed over to Wilson Fisk! Looks like the Kingpin has this one in the bag, except for one little hiccup…

For some reason Fisk refuses to pay for Harry’s abduction, and since Hobgoblin is apparently a man with only one tactic, he heads back over to Norman’s place and offers to double-(or is it triple?)-cross Fisk this time around. Naturally, Norman isn’t buying it, but then the Hobgoblin offers two compelling arguments.  1) “Why not?” and, 2) “give me some even more powerful weapons, please”, which is evidently all the convincing Norman needs to justify handing over the keys to an even larger/more powerful glider; Replete with heat-seeking missiles, projectile razor discs (anything to appease the almighty toy sales reps), and even a cutting-edge remote control! (oooOOOoooh)

Meanwhile, our friendly neighbourhood wall crawler has been busy trying to find Harry, and figures he might as well start by warning Norman, but he coincidentally arrives at Oscorp Industries mere seconds after the Goblin has acquired his new glider.  Since our hero doesn’t realize his adversary is actually in cahoots with Norman (again), another fight ensues, but this time Spidey is overwhelmed by the new enhanced glider jet, and just as he jumps for cover into an abandoned building, two heat-seeking missiles follow him inside and… BOOOM!

Welp! I guess that’s the end of Spider-man.

To Be Continued…

The Verdict

I have a bit of a soft spot for this episode, because it was also the first one that I ever saw.  You see, during the early years of my childhood, I lived in darkness and anguish because cable was too expensive (unlike streaming which has only grown cheaper, more accessible,  and increasingly easier to navigate), and thus many Saturday morning cartoons remained painfully outside my grasp.  The only ways to see new episodes of my favourite shows, were through the efforts of my very thoughtful Granny (who would tape what she could on video cassette), blockbuster rentals, and occasionally friends.  Tragically, Spider-man wasn’t accessible through any of these venues, but I was well aware of the show’s existence thanks to the Toys ‘R Us catalogue, and the weekly TV Guide, both of which kept me up to date on what was hot.  And so it would continue to be, until the glorious day when my parents finally did the right thing, and got a cable subscription (there was a promotion). Of course, you’d best believe that I’d done my research about exactly which programming would now be available to me, and Spider-man was one of the top shows on my hit list. On the first Saturday of my “cable-renaissance” I popped on the TV, and was greeted by ‘The Hobgoblin: Part 1.’  It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

Anyways, it’s a pretty dumb episode. Like, the Hobgoblin is extremely reckless, and his motivations are poorly defined. To be fair, his storyline was always messy and anticlimactic, even in the original comics, but that was mainly because the writers kept getting fired before anyone could resolve the story satisfyingly. Even then, the mystery built around character was rife with intrigue in the books, and there was always the sense that Hobgoblin’s story was building to something big.

This show had a real chance to do something a bit more intentional, but the one brief reference to Hobgoblin’s secret identity is almost thrown in as an afterthought.  Additionally, he doesn’t really seem to have any master plan other than committing acts of violence and betraying people for… profit, I guess? There’s just not a lot here to draw me in.

Obviously, if you’re a kid this is a rollicking good time with lots of flashy gadgets, and exciting action sequences. So, I guess at the end of the day the episode succeeds at what it set out to accomplish, and that’s fine.

2.5 stars (out of 5)

Parting Thoughts

Thanks to this episode, I was briefly under the assumption that Hobgoblin had always been the OG Spidey-Goblin-Foe in the comics, with Green Goblin being introduced later on.  It’s an interesting choice to have Norman start out as the mastermind behind the Goblin before eventually adopting it for himself. Sadly, I don’t think this show ever did a whole lot with HG’s and Norman’s relationship, which seems like another missed opportunity, but I could be forgetting something.

Mark Hamill provides the voice work for Hobgoblin, but he mostly just copy/pastes his Joker voice from ‘Batman: the animated series. It’s serviceable, but I would have preferred something a little more original. But then a gig is a gig, and since he was probably hired FOR that voice, I can’t really blame him for leaning into it.

I find it kind of hilarious how much of a big deal Norman makes over the Goblin-Glider’s remote control.  Talk about the height of technology, amiright?  Man, Hobgoblin is gonna lose his mind when he finds out about blue-tooth-operated drones, roughly 30 years down-the-line.

I skipped past it in the breakdown, but midway through the episode Aunt May decides to visit Peter at his new place (Norman offers to pay for Harry’s condo if he can find a respectable roommate, and Pete fit the bill) when Hobgoblin interrupts to kidnap Harry with a gas bomb.  As a result, May is rendered unconscious for the rest of the episode, and taken to the hospital.  The Doctor explains that she’s experiencing an ‘extended form of seizure’, which is notably not how seizures work, meaning May Parker’s diagnosis is either medically significant (warranting further examination), or the result of malpractice. The American health-care system strikes again!  But seriously Pete, you need to get a second opinion.

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

Climb the Walls

🩸Previous Parts Here🩸

Dom x Colson (Yungblud x Machine Gun Kelly)

Warnings: ABO dynamics (knots, slick, heats, mpreg), alpha serial killer/hitman Dom, omega mob boss Kells, scared boys, cursing, threats, back stabbing, pissed boss bitch Kells, Dom trying to be comforting, teasing, guns, drinking (not Kells), breaking things, insults, mentions of people as objects, trying to save their people, lost boys, hurt/comfort, past abuse, enemies to lovers 💣 Rating: mature

All ideas helped by @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker 🖤

“I have no idea what happened! I just went home for the night and when I came back bright and early they were all gone!” The Doctor was shaking where she had sat on their couch since she arrived about an hour before. The moment the couple realized their friend probably wasn't safe they told her to pack her shit and drive over with her wife. Colson was putting her up in the apartment they'd planned to move Dom and Tom into. He owned the top few floors of the Four Seasons so it was a safe house of sorts. She'd been a mess when she arrived with Dorothy in tow, the female Alpha apprehensive and anxious behind her mate. She and Kells had become friends too over the years but an Alpha was an Alpha, even a good one, and none of them liked to ask for help.

The Doc was fighting back tears every time she spoke. She'd come from a bad home like most omegas but had been able to fight her way through medical school and had been part of Col’s family for almost twenty years. She hated that someone found her place of work, they'd been so careful to hide the makeshift hospital. It was their raison d’être to save as many omegas like themselves as possible and to lose even one was a punch to the gut, but ten?

“It's not your fault Doc. You know that. I don't blame you. I'm just glad you fucking texted us and got out.” Colson tried to keep his voice reassuring but he knew he was almost to his limit on stress. He didn't want to cry in front of anyone but he felt his eyes burn when he thought about his people. Because they were that, every person he saved was his. Some moved on to new lives far away but they always knew they could call him. It broke something inside him that anyone would screw with what was his.

“I should have stayed. What if they just went out for food and now they're waiting for me?” She asked but they all knew it wasn't anything so simple.

“I've got the camera feed love, don't worry. If any of them come back I'll know.” Tom soothed as he brought a tray of tea for the room and set it gently on the coffee table. He passed a cup to each of them even if they didn't want it. He knew the fear the other omegas were probably in and it made him sick. He needed to do whatever he could to help. First he served Dorothy and Doc who each asked for something stronger which the photographer happily complied with. He had a small flask of whiskey he passed around, though Dom, Colson, and Mod said no.

The girls were on one sofa while Dominic shared the other with his mate and their roommates. Collette had joined them long enough to hear the news but her and The Doctor had stepped aside and shared hushed words at one point and she'd disappeared after that. Kells had learned not to ask about his mother. “What about the feed? Does it show anything from last night?” The man asked but Mod just shook his head.

“It's been erased, and it's a damn good job. We're working to fix it but it might take time. Sorry boss.” The beta huffed. They were all pissed about the new turn of events.

“Of fucking course. I mean who the hell would do this? What do they want? What's a few mil they might make off them in exchange for me as a fucking enemy because they have to know what's gonna happen now!” Colson hadn't felt so aggressive in a long time. He hadn't realized how much his mate was helping his temper but he could feel it now. The rage inside him made his stomach turn. “This is scorched earth shit. Drawing a fucking line in the sand. No one would stand for this and I won't either. Do they think I've gone soft or something? I'll fucking-” He had to take a breath, the more upset he grew the more the baby threw a fit inside him. “Not fucking now Punk. I'm working. We don't screw with my work.” He grumbled to his stomach but it did about as much good as when someone told him to calm down.

“Col, babies don't listen. They feel what you do. Chill the fuck out before you go into early labor. Doc's orders.” The Doctor huffed and that was like a bucket of ice water on his head. He couldn't handle that on top of everything else. He would not be the reason something happened to his child.

“Babies probably listen but let's be real, this is Col’s kid.” Mod tried to lighten the mood and they all chuckled softly.

“Fairs. Don't even listen to me.” Dom sighed teasingly as he laid his head on the older man's shoulder. He wanted so badly to soothe his child but he knew he wasn't allowed in front of others. He was amazed the guy even referenced the little one or gave them a nickname of sorts.

“That's because you're the bitch. You listen to me. That's how this whole thing works.” Kells explained before a thought struck him. “Are you sure you finished the last asshole off?”

It took the Alpha a moment to process what his mate was asking because the first time it filtered through his ADHD riddled brain it sounded somehow naughty but when he did finally connect the dots he glanced around the room. Two people didn't know who he was. Could he trust them? “Yeah. Believe me luv, he weren't walking outta ‘ere or taking anover breaf. Let alone kidnapping multiple omegas.” When he let his darkness out to play and had time to savor it, he started with the ankle tendons and worked his way up. He nervously played with his hair as he watched the women in the room. They didn't seem to care what they were talking about.

“What about friends? Could he have other people out for revenge? Did you back check the bitch?” Kells wasn't trying to blame his mate but he felt wild with worry and he was terrified it was somehow all his fault.

“I vet them Colson, you know my work better than that. There was no one that cared enough to come after the boy. I think we all know who this probably is.” Tom muttered the last so low that Col barely caught it but he saw the way Mod tapped the other man's leg.

“What? Who? What the fuck are you two not saying? Because believe me, I'll take any answers right now. This won't fucking stand.” His voice broke and his lover held him tighter. He would not fucking break in front of anyone. He was still their leader, pregnant or not, he had to hold it together.

The odd couple shared a few whispered words but finally Tom rolled his eyes and sat forward to meet the other omega's gaze. “Megan. She has to be the one stealing from you. It's the only thing that makes sense. She's been stealing from you and trying to build her own empire for years. She wasn't trying to date you, she wants to replace you. I'm sorry brother but she's trying to destroy all you've built.”

Kells blinked slowly and dropped his palm to his belly protectively. All he built could fall to ruins but he wouldn't give up his mate or child. Not even ‘without a fight’, he just flat out fucking refused. After finding out she hurt him all those years ago he'd already mostly known their friendship had never truly existed but this was on another level. “Guys, she's not smart enough for this shit.” Normally he'd feel bad saying something so catty but it felt true. She was a manipulative bitch but scheming at this level?

“It's not about brains really. Yes, she'd need to hire someone tech savvy to disable the cameras but just to decide to break in somewhere she knows would hurt you most and take the people you save? It's evil but not genius level. Causing someone pain when you know them isn't that hard.” Mod explained softly and it hit Colson like a bullet to the heart. His friend wasn't wrong. Megan had been around since he was a teenager and she'd been part of his inner circle since he came up. She knew all his buttons better than most.

“Bucket?” Dom whispered when he noticed the color of his mate go from rage pink to sickly pale. It frightened him that he couldn't protect his lover from all that pain. He wanted to introduce the bint Alpha to his blades.

“No. I'm good. Not gonna barf. Might shoot someone though. We have to find them, Dom. Some of them are so fucking young. If she sells them-”

“I know. We'll find ‘em. Believe me, I know.” The pleading stare his omega gave him was breaking the boy's heart. It was so strange because he didn't used to believe he even had one but now he knew it was there. It was made up of the man in front of him and their babe and the family they were building together. “I can go looking?” He offered though the thought of leaving them alone made him ache.

“No!”

“Fuck that.”

“No point until we reverse the camera hack.” Colson, Tom, and Mod all spoke at once but at least the beta supplied a reason. The killer just hated sitting around instead of fixing the problem at hand.

“Collette! Couldn't she ask her friend? Maybe the man who Megan thinks is on her side could know something or at least find it out.” Tom offered and Kells shrugged, it was something to do at least. Something to occupy his mind for a moment instead of stressing, though the text to his mother only took a few seconds to send.

“I could kill ‘er. End of. Ain't no more problem wiv ‘er gone.” The Alpha was itching for the chance, he had been since the night he saw her lips lock on his omega's. She deserved to meet his most precious tools. Slowly.

“And then the kids are just gone? Absolutely not. It may not even be her and then you've killed someone for no reason!” The boss knew logically she was already on his lover's list but still a part of his soul begged that she not be that awful. What did that say about his judgment? Could he trust anyone?

“Don't even luv, she been on me list for a long time. I'll give yas tha’ I can't do it now cause she got collateral but she on it. Full stop.” They weren't fighting, not really, but it was hard for the boy. He needed Colson to understand how truly dark she was. He didn't need permission exactly, he'd take out who was needed but he didn't want the man looking at him differently. They'd worked through so much already.

“Mod, call Pete. Tell him to keep an eye out. Ask him if anyone has been hired off the street.” Megan would need extra grunts to pull off something so big, she'd need guards just to keep the omegas in check. He knew most people wouldn't touch the job with a ten foot pole but if she found guys who weren't working for anyone yet they might fold. A lot of people needed money. A good portion of them were already on his payroll, even if just as dealers, but there was always a chance.

“Good thinking. But boss, you know there's a chance she's saying it's for you and getting away with it. No one below our pay grade- not even Pete knows what we actually do. They wouldn't know that's your hospital. If she said this was your stolen shipment and you were just getting them back…” The beta trailed off. It was sneaky but again, not out of the realm of possibility for her to think up.

The man cursed and nodded, a lot of the fight going out of him in a long sigh. “Call him. If she said it was for me he might be so desperate he would do it for her himself. He knows he fucked up last time. Shit!” The teacup he'd been trying to sip went flying across the room to shatter against the wall. He had been doing good controlling his anger but this was too much. At least he hadn't hit anyone. Yet. He hoped the go between would check in with him first but he knew how manipulative Megan could be. There was a chance if he had helped though that Pete would know exactly where everyone was. “Give it.” He snapped when he heard the ringing start.

Dom watched as his mate took the phone from Mod and tried to stand up to pace. He gave his man a gentle push so Col wouldn't feel self conscious and got a playful knee slap in return. “Fuck off.” The omega huffed to him and he stuck his tongue out. He didn't mean to make Kells feel like he couldn't do it, he was just used to helping by now. The other started moving, walking from one side of the room to the other. It didn't take long before an answer came but it was obviously long enough for him to crack. “You fucking asshole! How bad do you want on my shit list?”

Pete was silent on the other end of the line before clearing his throat. “H-hey boss! What's up?”

“What's up? What's up? Oh I dunno. Did you help jack some omegas from a hospital last night?” He tried so hard to stay level and he probably should have asked a different way. Now he couldn't work up to his questioning and he didn't know how to progress if the fucker-

“For you! She said it was for you. Why aren't you happy dude? We got them back!” The other man's voice was tiny on the phone but obviously terrified. Good.

“Oh, it was for me? Was I fucking there? Did I ask you? If you did it for me, why don't I have them?” He tried not to shout, every time he did the baby kicked something else he really needed. “You're all idiots.”

“She said it was a gift boss! Maybe it's a surprise and she's selling them to give you the cash?” Colson clenched his fists so hard he thought he heard something in the phone crack and he vowed mentally to get his friend a new one. He had to be honest, if this conversation kept up how it was he knew it was going across the room with the teacup.

“I don't want that. Listen to me dumbass, I did not ask for this. You and your boys better find them ALL before tomorrow or I'm coming down there.” There, that was calm enough. “I should rip your dick off and feed it to you if you think with it so god damn hard.” Oops. He couldn't say it wasn't for him, he couldn't give away that he lost control of his people, but he knew it was already implied and it scared him. He didn't know how to keep control of everyone and it put him on edge.

“Y-yes Sir. Soon as I can. I mean she had us hand them off to other guys but I'll try-”

“Find them or I'll let my pet psycho off his leash and he'll turn all you bitches into a new batch of omegas.” He didn't mean it of course, it wasn't like they'd be omegas worth saving or selling for that matter. But if Dom wanted revenge…

“What's that even supposed to mean?” Pete asked.

“Believe me, you don't want to find out. Tick fucking tock. Keep me updated.” He hung up by smashing the phone into the wall before walking over to his safe calmly and opening it, taking out a small box, and walking over to hand his best friend a new phone.

“Thanks. You did good Cols. I think you should go rest while you can. No offense but you look like shit.” Mod explained softly and Col nodded. He couldn't even talk anymore he just passed by his lover and grabbed him by the hand to pull him along. He didn't stop until they reached their room and he gently pushed his Alpha to sit. He didn't know whether to crawl into his lap and cry, sleep, or fuck.

“Do you fink he'll be okay?” Dom asked softly. He'd been trying so hard to be a rock for his partner but that small worry slipped out. There had been something special about the boy he saved and he didn't want to see him lost. Not after all he'd already been through.

Kells hurt in his heart as he took a seat next to Dom. He laid down and curled in the boy's lap, soothed when fingers teased through his hair. He craved the other's touch over everything. “I don't know. I'm worried too. If the men they got to were buyers I don't know how we get them back but we will. This is my job baby, trust me.” It didn't even bother him that Dom had taken a liking to the young kid. He was normally selfish with his lover but he could tell it was more of a big brother situation and he'd honestly grown to like the other omega too. “We should have brought him here.” He didn't mean to say it aloud but it just fell from his mouth. He was too overwhelmed for a filter.

“Wouldn't ask ya tha’. We can find a safe place for ‘em. I trust ya Cols, swear. I know you'll save ‘em all. But you do need rest.” Dom soothed back. He couldn't ask for them to take the boy in, it'd be mental. He didn't even know the kid's name yet because he'd been mute since being rescued from his home. They'd get them all back and find a new safe space and he'd take care of Megan before their child was born. Everything would be okay because it had to be. The world owed them both after the way they grew up. “You jus’ rest. I'll watch over yas.” He hummed, one hand petting through his mate's hair and the other over his belly.

Author's Note/Tags: @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker @hollywoodxwhore @jaxbreaker @fenoy7 @cole-way-iero28 if anyone wants tagged let me know 🖤

Sorry for the plot dump but we're heading to the end. Don't worry, there's already plans for a part two. I like these boys too much. There should be a little more smut mixed in but it's story time. I hope you're enjoying it! 💣🖤