#Holy fuvking shit dude

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So no one was gonna tell me that Taliesin Jaffe sang a whole ass punk-rock song as Ashton on the winter crest album what the fuck holy fucking shit Ohmygod

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Arcane S2 A2 live thoughts:

Episode 4:

WHAT THE FUVK

the theories were right

I mean SAME MADDIE BUT DAMN

STINK MAWWWW

SCUTTLE BUTT

I think this is ishas imagination, no? Surely

LMAO knew it

So cute wtf holy shit

Signing??

CUTEEEE HOLY SHIT. OH MY GOD THEYRE SO CUTEE

Stillwater? How long have they been at this?

Oh hextech. Oh nice. Oh. Not nice. Uh oh

Oh shit

CHAOSSSS. HAHAHAHAH ISHA

I still cant believe maddie and cait are fucking LMAO

Tell her cait!!!

Hahahha Salo OMG HE LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER NOW

Oh, singed?

Awww isha!

HAHAHHAHAH HER FINGER

Hahha sevika i love her

Oh jinx

How long has it been?? Oh no the tree

VANDER STATUE HE SAID OH NO

Jinxxers LMAO

Isha you little revolutionary

NO NOT THE GAMBA ARM

LMAO ISHA

Oh no isha

Singed??? Warwick, surely?

Oh my god

JINX??? GO GET UR KID

OH NO THE VISIONS ARE BACK

Singed LMAO

OH SHIT WARWICK this is really cool

LEFTIE HAHHA

Goofy ahh enforcer

LMAOOOOOOOO THIS ENFORCER IS SO FUNNY WTFFFF

EWWWWW Dont look at her like that

Ambessa. That was tense

Oh shit hextech

I got a bad feeling about this

Jinxxers

WHERES ISHA

Ambessa????

OH WARWICK OHHH SHIT

AWWWWW I LOVE THEM

Singed,,, BRO WHAT ARE U DOING

Oh shit. Wow this is cool

LMAO THEIR PANIC dude i would be panicking too that shits terrifying

Oh. A massacre

VANDER LOOK AT HER

YESSSSSSS AHHAHAHHA OH SHIT HE SPEAKS

OH SHIT NICE ENDING

Episode 5:

NICE VI

POOR VI

I hope jinx actually did visit her at some point that would be nice

OH SHIT SHE DID LETS GO

OH SHIT LETS GOOOO TELL HER

YESSSSSSSSSS YEAHHHHHHHJ LETS GOOO

Im gonna need to go on twitter or smth later to see all these easter eggs in these intros

I really want to know how vi will react to maddie and cait

Commander !

Why did singed stay there???? BRO

Cait???? Seriously???? RELAX

Ew. MEL? LETS GOOOO

NOOOOO MEL

HER BROTHER HUH?? SURELY. YESSS

I love vi and jinx teamup AND ISHA

TELL HER JINX HAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOO SLAP oh

This must be cathartic oh

Oh

Oh

VI YOU yeah wake up vi

YESSSSS

Wtf mel

Wtf ambessa

MEL IS NOT BEATING THE PREGNANT ALLEGATIONS

Oh i love cait

For love

Oh is his daughter still alive??? Wtf

Surely shes a league character

Wtf? Is he fake OH LMAO

EW

OH SHIT

Lets go vander

OH IS HE GOING TO ATTACK ISHA

OH

Horror movie

LMAO ISHA

YESSSSSSS

Silco <3

Is that not like, the woman that was dead on the bridge in the opening in act one??? Am i wrong

FUCKING KNEW IT

SO THEYRE VANDERS BIO KIDS???? Oh

Are they hugging YEAHHHHHH

YESSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOO

WTF ?

Jayce??

WHAT THE FUCK

EWWWW

LMAO IM SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY

WTF JAYCE EWWW

Episode 6:

Viktor??? Sky? Wtf

Oh shit i like this

I do like that shes getting some hand to hand training

SHUT UP AMBESSA

LMAOOO VANDER

Huck??

Hope nobody steals those gloves

NO ISHA BAD ISHA I SAW THAT

No way they heal him right? Probably just heal his mind or smth

Oh cool

LMAO JINX

LMAOOOOO

Oh cool

NOOOO THIS IS SO SAD

oh. Sibling bonding

"We?"

This isnt good

CAIT IS HEREEEEE

Viktor???

Can he read minds or something tf

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING

WHERES MY CAITVI LETS GOOOO

LMAO oh shit

Come on vi

Oh. CAIT????

JAYCE????????

CAIT ISTG

Ambessa LMAO

Surely cait is helping vi

LETS GOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHHAHA LETS GOOOOOO

LMAOOOO

oh jayce

EW

NOOO CAIT

HAH VANDER

LMAOO

is he fixed??

CAIT WHAT ARE U GONNA DO

JAYCE WTF

VIKTOR

OH SHIT

NOOOOOOOOO

Ishas song??? Oh no oh no oh no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE U DOING ISHA

NONONONONONONONONO

ISHA ISHA NONONO

NO WAY

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TECH CLASS CAN GO EAT AND ENTIRE ASS DUDE I'M FUCKING DONE WITH ALLLLL MY EXAMS AHDBAHFHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAAHAHAHDAUAJ FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FUVKING FINALLY I'M GONNA CRY THAT WAS TERRIBLE HOLY SHIT I HATED ALL OF THAT OH MY GOD FUCKING HELL DUDE

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his smile is so pretty im actually going fuckingncrazy dude holy fuvking shit

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HOLY FUVKING SHIT??? DUDE I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE SO MUCH LIKE ACTUALLY WTF😭😭

THIS IS US BTW :3 IF U EVEN CARE ^_^!!

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Xtas commentary/notes S4 pt1

(warning: swearing, spoilers, typos, dumbassery)

S4E1

- Oh Juggernaut again great

- Oh wait he got flung into the ocean? And hes just been there this entire time?

- What in the greylock is this?

- OH THAT EXPLAINS JUGGERNAUT SOME ANCIENT GOT BULLSHIT OR WHATEVER

- Juggernaut has the ruby im pretty sure

- No hes not a mutant, his powers are Magical✨

- Oh? Archeology nerd found the ruby?

- MORPH?? SYDNEY?? MY BOY?? THEY'RE FINALLY BACK?????

- Gambit's fuckin busy fixin a bus he cant hear his radio thing

- BRO WHEN WAS JUBILEES PARENTS RICH WHAT THE FUCK???

- Charles you cant contact em cause theure not wearin their radio things

- Dawg the costs in damages is insane

- Im sorry but how do you slice a robot in half with another robot's leg

- Cain switches back mid tryin to punch the lights outta Charles

- Awww poor baby lost his magic powers? Good get fucked ya twat

- STORM NEW OUTFIT WHAT???

- I AGREE HE FRAMED PIOTR FOR THE BANK ROBBERY AND DESTROYED THE MANSION THE FIRSY TIME

- Yeah i wonder why hes strugglin, he was under the ocean for idfk, months? Along with everything else hes done

- FOR ONCE SCOTT'S SPEAKIN FAXTS

- HANK FAMILY DONT MEAN SHIT WHEN THE PERSON WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP HAS DONE NOTHIN BUT BE TROUBLE

- LOGAN FANGIEZZZ!!!! :DDDDD

- Fuck this guy, fuck Juggernaut, but fuvk this guy also

- Sir if you're livin in an apartment, yknow, a place you're renting, stop mangling everything

- CHARLES WAS BLONDE

- Cain wasnt helping you down you naive lil fuck he threw you off the horse

- CAINS DAD JUST MARRIED CHARLES MOM FOR HER MONEY WHAT THE FUCK

- Oh my god Charles is lookin into Cain's memories

- CHARLES YOU'RE BEIN LIED TO

- Holy shit this is like child abuse on multiple sides good lord

- I like Hank hes very nice

- Can this bitch quickly learn that he went in over his head with slurpin out Cains Magical✨ Powers cause watchin im is just a massive cringe fest

- I cant argue with Scott here, Jean fuckin loves him enough to want to marry him no matter how many times its gotta take before they're Actually married

- AYY LOGANS FAVORITE WAY OF HANDLIN SHIT

- And there goes the ruby

- They don't Wanna jbow aviut you

- Im sorry was that a power rangers play?

- Cain i don't think that went how you thought it went, pretty sure Sondra ran off because you're a psycho

- Does this explain how Charles lost the mobility in his legs?

- Dude Cain is like a more hateable Soldier, minus the overwhelming patriotism

- FUCJ YEAH THAT TWERP ISNT THE JUGGERNAUT ANYMORE

- GOOD CAN WE GET CAIN OUT THE MANSION Yeah bud you better hope it stays that way otherwise we gotta do all this shit again

- Great repair damages, that dont get addressed because Why would they

S4E2

- Oh we're dealin with Omega Red again

- Can we pick a fuckin intro how many times are we gonna flip back n forth between the 2

- Oh its the Caucasus mountains

- Oh god not more tentacle shit

- IM SORRY WHY ARE WE DIGGING FOR OMEGA RED

- OKAY AND?? IF YOU BREAK OPEN THE CUBE ITLL FREE 'IM YOUR SUPERVISOR JUST EXPLAINED THE PROBLEM

- Oh wait how far into the future is this? Soviet Russia is no longer a thing

- Wait Omega red was human once?

- THEY WANT NOTHIN TO DO WITH YOU FUCK OFF

- We could get a x men kaiju? If the reactor splits?

- Sir, Logan doesnt respond to authority well, and also Omega Red is the reason hes here

- I love his lil growls <3

- Storm, Logans trying so hard not to immediately kill Omega Red

- Weve heard that phrase before

- BRO HE TOOK OT THE IMPLANT

- Leave it to Logan to impulsively start fighting

- Oh great now we gotta bring everyone else into the fight

- HA GET FUCJED OMEGA RED

- Can we not with the tentacle shit for once, along with the dragging someone by their leg like a scene in a horror movie?

- Omega red has fangs too?

- Hank dont underestimate a southern woman's aim

- Hank i love you but you say incomprehensible shit half the time

- Is Omega Red seriously tryin to have another Pearl Harbor

- Ororo Logans been unconscious for a bit he aint gonna get up now

- Oh hey hes up now

- Yes hes still alive

- But jts fine he can live underwater til everything breaks for all we care

- Looks like that everything breaks part came sooner than i thought

- Logan, hes miles underwater youre fine

S4E3

- No recap this episode

- Oooh Russian man

- FUCK DO MUTANTS HAVW TO DO WITH THIS

- GENOSHA BITCH SHUT IT

- LISTEN TO MAGNETO HES GOT MILDLY GOOD TAKES, HES A MUTANT HIMSELF

- DUCK YEAH MAGNUS SLANDER THE GENOSHA TWAT

- Apocalypse fuvk off

- HEY IT DA NASTY BOYZZ Fuck sinister though he sucks

- DIVORCED OLD MEN MAGNUS AND CHARLES

- Im sorry but what research bullshit was Remy doin?

- Also why is there just a desk and a pc in a giant ass empty room next to a fuckin plane

- Yeah and also Logans a liability when it comes to Magnus

- Remy knows someone on the asteroid?

- Who the fucj was that mystery person hidin behind the rocks? ARE THEY AFFECTING MAGNUS

- The irony in that name Genosha literally kept mutants as labor slaves

- I feek like i should remember the name Cortez

- Yall dont need shit

- Are these the plastic sentinels like last time?

- These fuckers dont sound plastic

- NO MAGNUS

- Fabian Cortez, got it, i feel like ik supposed to remember him

- Yeah Fabian, gettin a lil over your head here

- GET FUVKED GENOSHA YALL SUCK

- WHO IS BYRON AND WHY DOES REMY KNOW HIM

- Oh shit Cortez is usin his powers like Magnus's drug

- Okay Charles has another bitter ex

- Byron McCalley, got it

- Ohhhh some of these people arent mutsnts

- MAGNUS OPEN ROBE MOMENT WHAT YOU SLUTTY OLD MAN

- Are the military so adamant about havin mutant slaves?

- Ohhhhh, Magnus took the cosmonaut from earlier

- Oh shit Magnus is gettin tired of Cortez

- Ohhh Amelia was Charles' nurse when Charles lost the use of his legs

- I KNEW THEY WERE BITTER EXES

- GODDAMN CHARLES GETS AROUND

- Ooooh xmen first gen scene

- Oh she got jealous Charles became basically a teacher and left

- Im sorry but how have the xmen made it impossible for mutant rights?

- OHHH MAGNUS IS ON CORTEZ'S ASS KNOWING HES BEEN UP TO SHIT

- OH CAUSE CORTEZ H A S BEEN UP TO SHIT

- CORTEZ SUCKED OUT MAGNETOS POWERS WHAT THE FUVK MAN

- HE CAN'T EVEN HOLD HIS MOLECULES TOGETHER

- WAIT HOLD ON THERE ARE SEPERATE ROOMS RIGHT, AND REMY WALKS OUTTA ONE, COAT OFF IN HAND, AND A LADY WALKS OUT AFTER HIM

- REMY WAS GETTIN UP TO SOME SHIT GOOD LORD, AND YOU GET MAD OVER ROGUE TRYIN TO BE WITH CODY

- DUDE REMY LITERALLY HAS AN ACCOMPLICE HE WAS WITH SOMEONE WHEN THE BUZZER FUCKIN RANG HES GOT AN ALABI

- AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN BACK HIM UP WHAT THE FUCK MAN

- THE PEOPLE IN THE HALL SAW THEM RUNNIN OUT THEIR ROOMS TOO

- Okay so fuck you Cortez, you are an ego driven freak and basically almost killed Magnus cause you thought "hes not fit enough to lead" YOUVE BEEN USING YOUR POWERS LIKE A DRUG FOR HIM HIDING THE FACT HE OVEREXERTED HIS POWERS AFTER THE GENOSHA PICKUP YOU FREAK

S4E4

- Cortez don't fuckin mourn Magnus, you looked him dead in the eyes and sucked out every single ounce of power outta him that his fuckin Cells started seperating

- Hank you got the advantage of bein able to use your feet like your hands and vice versa, Charles is in a floating wheelchair, and Gambits Gambit

R: You go awhn, Gambit'll hold em awhf.

H: We might not be able to Wait for you.

R: So den Gambit become da first X Man in orbit *says it so causally like hes retellin a memory or something*

- YEAH CAUSE GAMBIT BIT OFF MORE THAN HE COULD CHOOSE

- GHOSTLY MAGNUS???

- DONT TELL ME HES STUCK HAUNTING THE ASTEROID

- Wait woah whats goin on on earth

- ROGUE TRIED STOPPIN THE PLANE BUT IT WAS TOO HOT

- BRO ROGUE IS DESPERATE LOOKIN FOR GAMBIT

- Cortez you are a wolf in sheeps wool i don't fuckin like you REMY N HANK EVEN HAD WITNESSES THEY COULD TELL YOU THEY SAW EM RUN OUT THEIR ROOMS

- FUCK YOU CHARLES HE AINY FEAD

- WHY WE HAVIN A FUNERAL FOR MAGNUS AND THE OTHER XMEN ARE THERE INCLUDING LOGAN???

- Minus Scott n Jean cause couple bullshit or whatever

- WHAT

- Hold up why they dressin like we're in Amish land? Its Magnus, not Logan

- Fuck you Genosha you're talking to a mutant

- I AGREE AMELIA

- Oh Gambit tried to be sneaky but he realized its just Amelia

- THE OTHER LADY THINKS SOMETHING'S UP WITH CORTEZ

- Why we got shiar tech on the asteroid

- NEW OUTFITS WHAT THE FUCK

- Well Logans outfit now matches his voice

- Cortez would take out the cam archive for the day Magnus got sumblimed

- ROGUE FLYIN LOGAN AROUND THE HALLS TO SNEAK AROUND

- Yeah somethin is wrong and its you Cortez

- Cortez you sound like a character in aqua teen hunger force shut the fuck up you assassin

- HE FUCKIN LIVES FUCJ YEAHHHH

- Hes still only molecules BUT FUVK YEAHHH

- Logan and Rogue werent even on the ship the first time what the fuck are yiu on about you ego driven freak

- YEAH GET FUVKED CORTEZ YOU EGO DRIVEN LYING FREAK

- You lived for him? Then why did you sumblime him

- Dude Byron's so oblivious to what just happened

- GOOD LORD WHY THAT MANY MISSILES, THAT AINT EVEN ALL OF EM, HANK TOOK OUT LIKE HALF EM OF BEFORE THIS

- FUVK YEAH MAGNUS!!!! GET FUVKED CORTEZ YOU BITCH!!!

- Rogue now aint the time to insult and threaten him i know you're southern and that's just how southern women show love but goddamn

- BRO CORTEZ DRAINS OUT EVERY FIBER OF POWER OUTTA MAGNETO AND STILL HAS THE AUDACITY TO LIE TO HIS FACE THAT HE STILL WORSHIPS MAGNUS, AFTER MAGNUS COMES BACK FROM BEIN NOTHIN BUT AIR

- Okay Rogue, i will admit, he was foolin around with another woman, it wasnt Amelia though, Amelia was helpin him escape Cortez

- Oh Logan Rogue n Gambit are makin you sick? Wheres Storm n Jean, huh?

- OH THAT MYSTERY PERSON I SAW IN THE EPISODE BEFORE THIS EHO IS THAT

- Good lord Charles gets around

- DAMMIT APOCALYPSE RESUSCITATED CORTEZ GOD FUVKIN DAMMIT

S4E5

- Okay alien storm bullshit whatever, Charles is affected blah blah blah

- The rooms get zapped, which wakes everyone up AND LOOK WHOS ALREADY IN UNIFORM ALREADY GIVIN DEMANDS NO COMMON SENSE BEFORE GIVIN ORDERS

- OH COME ON WHY IS VICTOR HERE

- Oh oh so this is like, psychic terrorism, everyone's havin to fight somethin different

- ALSO WHY IS JUBILEE'S THING A GIANT CHARLES DISGUISED AS A SENTINEL?? WHAT DID CHARLES DO TO YOU???

- Is Storm's thing her claustrophobia? Yes it is

- WHY IS SCOTT SEEIN SINISTER HOLDIN JEAN HOSTAGE WHAT

- ...Wheres Hank?

- Ohhhhh no this is just a giant ass nightmare for Xavier got it, no ones actually succumbing to their own worst fears or whatever

- It is a dream you're an adult in military uniform talkin to your mother

- I dont like this this

- I REALLY DONT LIKE THIS WHY IS THERE JUST A POOL WHERE THE OTHER XMEN MINUS HANK ARE CHILLIN

- WJY DOES LOGAN LOOK LIKE THAT AND WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMIN IN ON JUBILEE, WHERE THE FUCK IS HANK WE DIDNT SEE HIM IN THE NIGHTMARE FIGHT PART WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM THEN WHAT

- Oh theres Hank, climbin the giant ass divin board tower n jumpin off

- I DONT LIKE THIS

- WHY IS THERE SO MANY PEOPLE THERE WHATS GOIN ON I DONT LIKE THIS

- NO WHATS THE SHADOW KING DOING HERE

- BRO IM STRESSED I DONT LIKE THIS THIS IS A KIDS SHOW IM STRESSED

- SHAFOW KING DUCJ OFF

- Whaaaaatt, are we in the streets of Cairo? Why had child Ororo snatched Chalres' wallet

- OH MY GOD SHADOW KING BEFORE SHADOW KING BECAME A LIVING GAS

- OH MY GOD KAIJU MUTANTS AAAAAA FINALLY!!!

- Sup tiny storm you really do look like an imp

- OH MY GOD ITS THIS EPISODE CHARLES MEMORIES FLASHBACK HIS LIFE IS BASICALLY FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES AS HES JUST BASICALLY RETELLING ALMOST EVERYTHING WHAT TBE FUVK

- Okay so important but not quite relevant question, when did Hank actually become Beast? Cause back when Iceman and Angel were xmen, Hank just looked like a really swole dude, and now hes this big blue genius gorrila man with Logan hair

- Also why are we seein the shadow king again i thought we got rid of him after Mjnari

- OH COME ON NOT AGAIN WE CANT DO THIS SHIT AGAIN CHARLES CANT EVEN USE HIS LEGS, MJNARI HAD SUPER SPEED

- OH COME ON WITH THE NIGHTMARE FIGHT BULLSHIT

- Also the animation errors G o d d a m n

- Bro that was so close to showin Logan's ass i know hes got shorts on but holy fuck dude

- Alao he sleeps like Sniper, any position is comfortable as long as its calm n quiet and hes not in danger

- Oh look, Sabretooth agaiN

- BRO NOT THE SENTINEL FLASHBACK

- Oh Storms realizing through her nightmare fight thing that its actually the shadow king and hes back for some reason

- BRO THE FIGHT BETWEEN VICTOR IN LOGAN, IN LOGANS BEDROOM, IF THIS WASNT A KIDS SHOW I'D A THINK THIS IS LIKE THE HONDA ODYSSEY SCENE IN DPAW only to be intereupted by Cylcops on the intercom

- Oh also theres no actual danger or destruction goin on in the rooms, its just nightmare bullshit

- Oh Jeans astral projecting now

- Oh also Xaviers trapped in a box or somethin in the astral plane

- BRO SCOTT IS SO DISAPPROVING OF LOGANS IMMEDIATE RESORT TO TEARIN OPEN A HOLE IN CHARLES TO RIP THE SHADOW KING OUT OF HE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TELLING SOMEONE IN A PUBLIC BEACH TO "Put that thing away! 🤨" JUST-

L: *snikt* |:< I Say we do a Shadow King-Ectomy *claws shimmer n gleam n shit*

S: *outta Pure DisGust, also holds a hand in front of Logan whos tryin to get closer to the Shadow King now wearin Chalres as a skin suit* Are you Crazy! Just put em Away.!

- Okay so we did this once before with Mjnari we just gotta do it again

- Oh Jean n Xavier busted Xavier out the astral plane box

- WOAH HELLO SHADOW KING ASS

- And the shadow king and Charles are yet again fighting in the astral plane, and SK got sucked into an astral plane tidepool thing so hes gone again and Charles n Jean are fine now

- DUDE SCOTTS STILL IN UNIFORM WHILE EVERYONR (Minus jean but theres a reason for that) ARE IN SLEEP CLOTHES

- Also this show Has some post credit scenes, but for some reason this episode showed the last scene in s4e1 with Juggernaut getting off the gurney n walkin out the mansion

S4E6

- DA MORPH EPSIODE SYDNEYS FUCKIN BACK FUCK YEAHHH :DDDD MY FUCKIN BOYS BACK!!!!!!

- Okay muir isalnd

- MOEPH RECOVERY

- THEYRE STILL SK SILLY LIKE BEFORE

- My boy got verified to leave Moira's lab :3

- Oh we got sentinels back oh no we got the sentinels back, MORPH JUST GOT OVER THOSE WHAT THE FUVK MAN

- Charles you didnt need to alert them justbto tell em about Morph comin back

- OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED GAMBIT N ROGUE ARE OUT SOMEWHERE AND WONT BE BACK UNTIL TJE WEEK AFTER THIS

- LOGAN GOT HIS BOY BACK <333333

- They look shorter and kinda sound different and their hair is lighter BUT THEURE FUCKIN BAXK ILL TAKW WHAT I CAN GET ITS BEEN A WHOLE ASS SEASON

- IMP LAUGH MOMENT.

- DAWG DONT TELL ME MORPHS GOTTA FIGHT SENTINELS AGAIN RIGHT AS THEY JUST GOT BSCN

- LOGAN X SYDNEY AAAAAAAA

- Syd we get it calm down,

- Logan got his imp bf back :33333

- I FUCKIN LOVE THEM ALSO LOGAN IN TREE MOMENT

- RGRHEHHRHHRHHRRHGRGRGR I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WANNA SHAKE BOTH OF EM VIOLENTLY N BEAR HUG EM

W: Just fer the record Morphh, I always Knew in my Gut Youd be coming Back |:D

M: Youre not gonna get all Mushy on me, are ya?~

W: *snikt* i Dont. get. mushyy.. |:<

- "looks like my place after a card game" dawg first of a what place, you currently share a house, secondly what kinda fuckin card game you playin that ends up resulting in ehat looks like an abandoned factory

- DUDE I CANT WITH THIS EPISODE FIRSY WE GOT SYD BACK AND NOW LOGAN N SCOTT ARE BEIN GAY

C: Make it fast, Wolverine. The mini jet camera shows Increased security activity.

W: *sneakin through a hall* Keep yer Shirt on Pretteh Boeh. I dont need yYou tuh... *sneef sneef* *crouches down*

C: ? Wolverine what is it?

W: *sneef sneef* .. That Smell.. rrroh nohh. sSentinelss... *snikt + quick turn*

M: *hands up* Easy Big guy~ 'ts just Me

- WHY IS THEIR VOICE SO SOFT BRO

- Im a lil sketchy of Syd but yknow, evil brainworm, trauma from Sinster, them originally dying from a sentinel blast, hadnt been on the show in like a season, minus one 2 second clip

- Well so much for Moira checkin off the no more nightmares

- BRO HOW CAN SYD JUST PICK UP LOGAN CASUALLY

- Also Logan, you got you're nightmare ptsd bullshit, you dont think Morph would act similar to theirs?

- God i fuckin love these 2 traumatized idiots so fuckin much <33333

- YEAH ORORO THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

- Oh fuckin come on i thought we destroyed Mastermold

- OH THATS WHY A SENTINEL ROBBED ZYDEX FOR THAT STRONGER THAN STEEL PLASTIC BULLSHIT

- Okay please dont say Morph destroyed your body cause they fuckin didnt, your children destroyed theirs

- Please don't have morph go uo against the sentinels that's how we lost em the firsy time

- WHY IS ORORO RIDIN WITH SCOTT N JEAN

- OH COME ON WE JUST GOT MORPH BACK oh wait nevermind Morph's fine for now

- BRO HOWD LOGAN N HANK GET HIT IMMEDIATELY

- Ooh Hank got xray vision jn the gun scope

- Dammit they got away with xavie- MORPH

- HELP THEM LOGAN HELP YOUR BF THEY'RE TRAUMATIZED AND NEED FUCKIN HELP THEYVE BEEN GONE FOR A WHOLE HAS SEASON N AHALF

- Oooh first relationship argument that wasnt caused by an evil brainworm

- Hank talkin big words i dont understand but it sounds like he knows kinda how to fix the problem or whatever Scott asked

- A FUCKIN FLOPPY DISK???? THAT THING HAS A FLOPPY DISK DROVE?????

- Gryrich n Trask are still alive?

- I AGREE LOGAN GYRICH N TRASK CAN EAT SHIT FOR MAKIN THOSE THINGS

- Syd did the half lidded unimpressed look at the camera once Scott told them they're basically on call for this mission

- SYD YOU LOOK LIKE A DOG LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN STOP IT

- Syd buddy, no one said you're useless, you're fuckin traumatized and its bullshit the first episode you're officially back you gotta fight the same fuckin thing that killed you in the first place

- Dude what in the Sniper tf2 have Gyrich n Trask have been up to

- FUCK YEHA GET THEIR ASSES THEY DESERVE DEATH

- Oh hey heres the blackbird and Logan jumpin on everyone gettin his first dtab in

- OH COME ON THEY TOOK OUT STORM N WOLVIE WHAT THE FUCK

- Oh at least she fell in a lake, otherwise she wouldntve been able to short out one of the sentinels

- Mastermold sent em, wait why is there a sentinel head hooked up in the war room

- Oh nevermind, it overloaded when Morph tried seein what tbe ithers were supposed yo be doing

- MORPH COME THE FUCK ON MAN YOU JUST GOT BACK WE DONT NEED YOU DYIN N DISAPPEARING AGAIN JUST CAUSE YOU DEMAND TO BE SEEN AS USEFUL DESPITE FIGHTING THE SAME THING THAT K I L L E D YOU

- I dint like this why is Mastermold sentient also i dont understand a damn thing Mastermolds tlakin about

- FJCK YEAH XMEN ARE HERE

- Dude i love the juxtaposition of Logan screaming loud as shit, but looking miniscule compared to everyone especially the sentinels

- MORPH DINT FUCKIN DIE THIS TIME PLEASE

- Oh hey they turned into omega red, DUDE THAYS PRETTY SMART USE TENTACLES AGAINST TENTACLES

- DUDE WHO GAVE THE MASTERMOLD HEAD SPIDER LEGS

- LOGAN HELP THEM Oh wait nevermind Morph's got it covered, unfortunately collapsing the cave all this just happened in

- Oh conr the fuck on Morph aint stayin fuck this

- LOGAN DID THAT BREATHY "hMhorphh.." LIKE HE DID IN THE MINES

- Dammit im mad now this is bullshit.

- I wanna cry and vomit fuvk you im gettin emotional over a kids show this is fuckin bullshit

S4E7

- Okay somethin about a country town or somethin, someone named Prescott

- Is that Darwin?

- Oooh first gen xmen flashback

- DUDE WHY THE BULLDOG MAN HAVE A SOFT HIGH PITCHED VOICE

- Oh god Scott's goin down the bulldog man shot Scott's jet

- Fuckin "What in the Blazes? 🤨"

- YEAH WHERES HIS POWERS

- His glassea are gone too

- Oh nope wait he had his glasses in his shirt

- YES HE DID SEE YOU YOU LIL BITCH WHY ELSE WOUKD HEVE STOPPED

- Oh hey its Dr Prescott

- Oh shit this guys the only doctor and coroner in this town

- Yeah how the fuck yall know Scott's jet crash landed

- GOOD LORD THE VENOMOUS SARCASM IN THIS MAN JESUS CHRIST SCOTT

- OH THATS TOAD??? THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ANY OTHER VERSION IVE SEEN WHAT THE FUCK MAN

- Braddock you're the one who told him your name

- Ohhh, Watchdog shot Scott down

- DAMMIT CHET FUCK OFF

- CHET LEAVE TUSK ALONE

- Yo wheres Toad's toad tongue

- Hey Scott, try slammin your head against the ground again, lets see if you get your powers back

- Oh damn he fuckin socked Toad immediately

- Im soery but is there literally an xmen version kf the grim reaper

- OH MY GOD WATCHDOG BLOCKED SCOTTS POWERS

- FUCK YEAH GET FUCKED SOLARR

- OH MY GOD WATCHDOG STOPPED WORKIN FOR SOLARR

- I still cant get over Watchdog's voice

- FUCK YEAH TUSK

- Okay so thay was the whole episode, awesome, get the fuvk outta here Kurt's comin up

S4E8

- KURT EPISODE!!!!

- ELF BOY EPSIODE <3333

- Okay spooky monastery love it love the vibes we got an owl n shit and its rainin

- We got creepy as organ music and its a castle village thing on a mountain at night love it love it

- Dont love the people holdin torches yellin about seeing a creature with fangs n claws though that makes me nervous for Kurt

- HE CAN CLIMB WALLS N SHIT OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS LIL FREAK

- HE CAN RUN ON WALLS LIKE SOME PARKOUR SHIT???

- Kurt you can teleport come in man THANK YOU

- DUDE HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP WHAT

- Also it must be so fuckin hard havin Kurt at the mansion, cause his eyes fuckin glow, AND ALSO HE CAN WALK ON WALLS N SHIT LIKE A ROACH

- Okay xmen are at a ski resort or something and Gambit is b i t c h i n over the cold

G: "I know" she say "Lets take a t r i p" she say. "It be F u n"

- Oh hes not bitching over the cold, although he night be he aint used to this kinda shit, hes bitchin over the 3rd wheel

- THEY BROUGHT LOGAN??

- Also HOW DID LOGAN NOT AGREE TO THIS WILLINGLY THIS IS LITERALLY HIS HABITAT Y'know, minus the arguing couple and a cabin

- ROGUE JUST CALLED HIM A HOSER OH MY GOD

- ROGUE SAID DERN

- Did you 2 not hear Logan say that this was not his idea of vacation? He literally grew up outside in Canada, he literally explained what the problem was to you man

- REMY N ROGUE WERE TRYIN TO HAVE A ROMANTIC MOMENT N LOGAN JUST SLAPPED SOME CASH ON THEIR HANDS TO ASK EM ABOUT SOMETHIN GOIN ON THEY COULD BE DOIN

- Oh my god Remy's strugglin to ski

- NO SHIT YALL DON'T SKI MUCH IN THE BAYOU IT DONT SNOW DOWN THERE

- HE CRASHED INTO A TREE BUT DIDNT LEAN AGAINST IT, AND HES ACCIDENTALLY CHARGING IT COME ON MAN YOU'RE SUCH A BOYFAILURE MALEWIFE

- Logan havin to tredge through deep ass snow cause his 5'3" ass doesnt have wide ass paws like a wolverine should have (and probably cause hes heavy as shit)

- Well at least they got to Kurt's village

- KURT IN THE RAFTERS

- I love the German accent its so nice sounding

- Yeah you go have fun with that Logan wants to know about this "demon"

- BRO WHY YOU CHLOROFORMIN GAMBIT

- KURT!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOIN

- LOGAN STOP TRYIN TO FIGHT EVERYTHING GOOD LORD

- Logan he can teleport you don't need to yell all rhe damn time

- Ohhhhh, Kurts the brother of one of the monks, no wait brother in the same way a good friend is a brother

- "I dont see the resemblance" yeah maybe cause hes a fuckin mutant like you kitty claws

- KURT THE FLIRT MOMENT <333

- YEAH HE A CATHOLIC MAN :3

- Oh yeah he one of the mutants whos mutation manifest younger than puberty

- I fuckin love him he so silly :3

- Okay so important question, how has no one questioned Gambits eyes, he literally has demon esque eyes

- My fuckin god man, why we arguin about God with a traumatized nihilist like Logan

- Yeah itd be called Trauma, rogue, also its Logan, he gets pissed off at a lotta things

- OH MY GOD REINHARD TRIED TO KILL REMY EHAT THE FUVK

- Oh finally Kurt's in monk robes not his circus outfit, although hes still wearin the gloves

- HERR LOGAN :DDDD

- Okay so Logans nickname for Kurt is preacher

- LOGAN QUIT BEIN AN ASS THIS IS A ROUGH TIME FOR HIM YOUVE HAD PLENTY OF ROUGH TIMES

- Remy I don't think you can fight a mob dizzy

- Why does everyonr have laser guns what the fuck

- Homophobia allegory

- LOGAN FNAGZZ <333

- Hes digitigrade <33

- Kurt hair so fluffy :3

- VERDAMMT REINHARD YOU DONE SET THE MONASTERY ON FUEUR YOU DUMMKOPF

- FUCK YEAH SHOW THE FAKER HIS SINS FUCKIN IDIOT

- Kurt really have Logan a fuckin bible

- GAMBIT ENJOYIN HIMSELF IN PARIS

- Oh so this episode is super about Christianity

- OH MY GOD LOGAN'S PRAYING VOCALLY IN A FUCKING CHURCH IN FRANCE WHAT

- YEAH SAME ROGUE I MIGHT START CRYIN TOO GODDAMN JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST

- KURT GOT LOGAN TO START FUCKIN PRAYIN IN A GODDAMN CHURCH WHAT THE FUCK

S4E9

- Why the fuck is Bishop in 1959

- AND LOGAN???

- CHARLES???

- Okay present day n Ororo's flyin around

- OH THIS IS THE LOGAN SITTIN IN A TREE WEARIN CUT OFFS AND STORM SAYS THE BUTTERLY'S BEAUTIFUL BUT LOGAN ACTS AS IF SHE WAS REFERRIN TO HIM AAAAA

O: *watching the butterfly sittin on her finger* Beautiful

L: Who? Me? Watch yer language *crunches on one of the apples hes got*

O: *laughs* I Meant the butterfly. I suppose you too are beautiful, in your own unusual way.

L: *hops down, still holdin onto the apples* Last picnic I let You talk me into..

- HE HANDED HER ONE OF THE APPLES AND SHE JUST GOES "Thank you. I shall avoid the Garden of Eden parallel Beast would surely make." EVEN SHES TIRED OF HANK QUOTING EVERYTHING

- NO THEY DROPPED THE FOOD

- LOGAN CALLED STORM DARLIN AS HE WAS HOLDIN ON TO HER

- APOCALYPSE HANK N STORM BTW

- Dawg why we gotta call em kand crabs

- WHY IS WARREN BAREFOOT

- MAGNUS IS SHREDDED ABD HAS A BEARD WHAT

- BRO STORM X LOGAN MOMENT IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR

- IM SORRY WAS COLOSSUS THERE

- Do not tell me Syd's flyin the plane shootin at tje giant land crab thinG

- KURTS HERE WHAT THE FUCK

- His suit barely changed

- IT IS MORPH

- GAMBITS HERE TOO, And he looks the same

- WHO THE FUVK BROUGHT SINISYER BACK

- LOGAN'S MARRIED TO STORM OH MY GOD

- More tentacles of course

- ROGUES HERE

- CHANGELING???

- (Edit: not changeling, is morph, but other form cause theres 2 morphs??)

- Jeans the nurse AND DR SUMMERS

- Why the fuck we workin with the blob

- NEVER HEARD GAMBITS LAST NAME SAID IN THIS FUCKIN SHOW WHAT

- So xmen don't exisy in this world, ohh cause Xavier was assassinated in 59

Bishop: The New wolverine is as dense as the old one

- God hes like a dog following Storm wherever she goes

- Not Nimrod

- So much Charles just wanting to be a simple family doctor

- LOGAN DID THE CANADIAN SORRY FINALLY

- Im sorry but is all that coffee just for Logan?

- Oh no theyre just for the whole table not just him i was worried it was all just for him

- FUCK YEAH GUARD DOG HUSBAND LOGAN

- DAMMIT XAVIERS OUTTA SIGHT

- Btw whos the guy helpin Logan

- DAMMIT XAVIER GOT GOT

- WHEN COULD NIMROD SHAPESHIFT WHAT THE FUCK

- FUCK YEAH STORM OVERCHARGED NIMROD N HE EXPLODED

- NO I FORGOT HE CAN REGEN DAMMIT

- Oh wait Xaviers safe nvm NO HES NOT WAIT

- Ohhhh that explains the intro and the whole mass explosion thing

S4E10

- IS LOGAN WEARING EYELINER???

- Btw Storm coulda created rain n extinguished the fire

- CYBORG FORGE??

- Dammit they got sent back to the wrong timeline

- Shard took away the Enforcer's kneecap privelages

- Oh shit one of the enforcers got laser cut in half

- Honestly i didnt think Logan hackin n slashin at the Enforcer's leg was gonna do anything, guess it did

- LOGAN SCARED STORM INTO THINKIN HE DIED SO HE COULD SNEAK A KISS FROM HER Wait did he die NO HE DIDNT HES A LIL SNEAK

- HE IS WEARIN EYELINER WHAT

- So that explains Cable, he is in fact wearing eyeliner

- Mastermold's mouth animation is like a fuckin anime character just Δ - Δ - Δ - Δ

- Logan's so silly <33

- FUCK FITZROY HES THE ONE THAT KILLED XAVIER IN THE FIRST PLACE

- Okay we back in 59

- Oh damn, Bishop's sister was Shard

- Hey at least Xavier unconscious cant go runnin around again

- I love how Logan just yells n shit

- CAN WE NOT LET HIM REGEN

- THANK YOU BISHOP

- AFTER HE TELLS BISHOP TO GIVE HIM A MINUTE LOGAN STANDS UP WITH PERFECT POSTURE WITH HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK LIKE HES SCOTT WHAT THE FUCK MAN

- Logan momentarily tryin to kick down Fitzroy's shield

- STILL TRYIN TO BREAK THE SHIELD

- YEAH FITZROY LISTEN TO BANTAM

- Why he drainin the life outta Xavier, oh, power shit

- STORM CALLIN HIM TOUGH GUY

- Can we not act like travelin back will kill em both

- AND WE GO BACK TO THE NORMAL TIMELINE N STORM N LOGAN JUST BRUSH OFF ANYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED BETWEEN THESE 2 EPSIODES

L: *pullin her up by holdin her hands* Thanks for the Tumble Storm. We Ought wrestle More of'en

O: Now Logan, some women might think you were.. Flirting~

L: Lucky you know me Better than that

- AND THEN THEY JUST GO BACK TO THEIR PICNIC AND XAVIER JUST ROLLS BACK TO THE MANSION WHAT

- My head hurts✨

[burntoutwaxwings]

ANIME IS SLOWLY KILLING ME (Tyler1 clip here of him just ragequitting)

Okay so I finished !MT earlier today, AND OH MU FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUVK BRO YOUBGOT RAPED AND THEN DECIDED TO MARRY HER WTF?

And like, okay bro. That is your childhood love. She still raped you when she knew you had a wife you were loyal to. Wtf? And like, worst part? That's now your daughter's stepmother, and your wife's wife, and your wife. Polyamory? That's fine. Not when it's with your LITERAL RAPIST. She admitted to it. She quite literally said "I took advantage of it" with "it" being your inability to find life appealing after YOUR FATHER DIED TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. Just so you (the reader) knows, main character's father was also married to two women, after getting caught cheating on his wife by a DOUBLE PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT of his maid and wife. Weird, but okay. If your wife is okay with that, fine. It's her wife too, so who gives a shit? But idgaf, if my wife got raped by a guy, even she loved him to death and it wasn't traumatizing at all, even welcomed, I would kill him. It's the principal of the matter. I do not care.

And oh boy, it only gets worse you find out the Rapist was literally aware of his wife being pregnant, and the fact that she is just about 50 years old but the equivalent developmentally of a 15 year old, and his wife is older. Oh and that his rapist was also his teacher, so there's that. I think it's even worse that the wife was not only okay with a second wife, but expecting such an outcome. In fact, I bet she was expecting to be married to a man with a harem of 10 plus women. Honestly, that part I'm fine with. Again, not my thing. BUT THEN SHE KNOWS HE WAS RAPED AND IS STILL OKAY WITH IT HOLY PATRIARCHY FUVK THAT.

And, not just this, but do you want to know the exact trauma that caused this spiral that got taken advantage of? The father of the main character's death, the father of three children and husband of two wives, the sacrifice of his own life for his son and grandchild, as well as his two wives and two daughters, to have a CHANCE to survive and be happy. HOLY PATRIARCHY WTF! Not to mention the fact that this guy, the father, was not a horrible dad. He loved his son (but he was a bit of a shitty drunk and did hit his kid at least twice as shown in the show), and he wanted nothing, NOTHING, but to get his full family back. His son, his wives, his two daughters, his sons' wife, his grandchild. He wanted nothing but to be a good person for them. He wanted to be strong. He was a scumbag, and is definitely known to be a scumbag, but he's not a bad dude. Just a whoring bastard. Yeah, but rapist just loved her ex student-now savior enough to do something he would never normally never consent to to bring him out of a rut that he got stuck in due to a recent trauma.

What the fuvk is a Seinen anyway? Is it just shitty things happening and then a backhanded good ending? Like, okay. Rudeas could forgive Roxy. I can't. Fuvk that. Sylphiette can forgive Roxy. I CANT. NORN, WHO IS ESSENTIALLY THE DAUGHTER OF RUDEAS CANT FORGIVE ROXY! why? Because she thought, no, she KNEW he was better than that. She knew after her older brother found out she locked herself away and he stopped at nothing to make sure she was okay, that she wasn't being bullied, that everything was alright. Why? Because he had been there. Thrice before. Norn is great because she is the only character that actually sticks to her guns. She's pissed. Why? Because she saw her older brother beat the shit out of her dad and her dad not fight back. She was pissed because she got sent to live with her brother and what did he do? He approached her with nothing but love, understanding, and HORRIBLE, TRAUMATISING MEMORIES OF HER DAD BEING BEAT TO SHIT. She was pissed, because when she realised he would never hurt her, she realised she was safe. As long as it was Sylfiette, Rudeas, her and her sister, her life would be perfect. But then he goes and gets traumatized and taken advantage of, and she's so pissed that this girl is even near her brother that she takes it out on onto him, then when she's corrected on who to take it out on, she does so. And she does so perfectly. And she gets vetoed by a woman who *should* hate Roxy, she has nothing but contempt for her situation. It wasn't a happy ending. It was reliving a nightmare she experienced in the womb. The details changed, the outcome was the same. And her father couldn't even be there to stop this horrid dream. To help comfort her. He had been there before. He had been there always. He had been there longer than her mother had. She could understand that he can't be there now, since Rudeas was so strong that he was basically invincible. He lost his arm. She saw that. She forgave him instantly for the loss of her father. She will never forgive Roxy for the loss of her happiness.

Fucking patriarchy. I can't understand how some people see this and say "OH MY GOD WHAT A HAPPY ENDING" this isn't a happy ending. This a nightmare that you can't wake up from because you live it.

Other than that HOLY SHIT THE SHOW IS SO GOOD IF YOU CAN PAST THE STRAIGHT UP MORALLY Reprehensible BULLSHIT THAT is "incest is Wincest" and other common morally reprehensible depictions shown in anime that I cannot even name it disgusts me so much.

[forestryfae]

holy fucking shit is it possible to get more self centered. holy shit.

stepmom called at like 22:30 the first time. didnt answer. clear sign to not fucking call again id say given most normal people are asleep by now. called again like ten minutes later and i thought well maybe its an emergency. surely shes not stupid enough to call twice in the evening around most peoples bedtime. <--- said by someone who was once called by her 7 times in half an hour and all they wanted was either a chat or they bought me a lamp at ikea idfr

nope. shes chatting away and shit asking where i am, whether i want to celebrate christmas with them, fully expecting me to let them help me when i move into an apartment.

first of all lmao wtf. im not asking them for fucking help moving my shit, if i did theyd go to sweden that exact day and be like "oh were in sweden right now but we can come by later :)" like they did when we asked them to maybe come help w the house. dad was tasked with contacting a lawyer for me once too, he promised hed do it he knew how horrible i had it and when we got to the meeting w my support team he told me he hadnt done it. 2 months i waited and he just hadnt bothered. btw i got really sick a few days later. fever, exhaustion, the whole thing.

and then shes like "it must be so nice to have your legal guardian and finally have someone who gets stuff done" yeah well dad was useless and mom was actively hindering me from talking to a lawyer and you and dad knew how bad it was but you didnt do shit to help so. thanks for that ig.

btw letting me stay for a week during christmas does not count. i really want to say im grateful but rn i dont feel grateful. im pissed. they knew how bad it was and did fucking nothing. i talked about how bad it was and they did nothing but try to talk down how bad it was, atleast dad. sure, stepmom defended me sometimes but having my dad say the shit he did and acting like it was no big deal living alone in a rotten cold house w two cats while i was severely depressed and utterly isolated and only helping if he felt like it. holy fucking shit. yeah dude atleast its getting taken care of i fuvking guess. being a parent doesnt stop when your kid turns 18 and if you marry a dude w kids you cant just. not talk to the kids if it doesnt suit you

and shes asking for all this info about where i am and so on and i just gotta lie. i dont wanna have to argue with a grown ass woman at nearly 11 pm and tell her i straight up dont want them to know cus theyve been utterly useless at all times except like. two times. dad fixed some electrics and i got to stay for christmas and thats it. ive been driven home after shopping sure but whose fucking fault is it i dont have a license? could unsupportive parents who offer to help but dont ever let me drive be part of the problem? could the lack of legal help and effort be a part of the problem?

and obvs im answering in single words and the occasional sentences cus im fucking annoyed and trying not to be rude but shes chatting away about shit she has no business knowing or getting involved in at almost 11 pm. so the call ends w her asking if im sad cus i "sound so sad" like no im not sad. tell her im not sad. she said something afterwards i dont remember but i did wind up saying that "well its kind of really late to call someone at 10:30 in the evening" and she starts. going on about how she just really missed me and missed talking to me and at this point internally im just fuming. she called that late at night just to chat? is she fucking stupid?

like its not bad enough the only times i ever get called is when theyre bored in the car and need entertainment so i have to sit there listening to my own voice echo out of their handsfree while the mic is garbling their voices so bad i can barely tell wtf theyre saying over the sound of traffic. and now shes calling in the middle of the night tol cus her emotional need is too important to let people sleep

[tallassredwood]

DUDE WILL JUST POSTED AN ALBUM

I JUST CHECKED SPOTIFY AND MY WRAPPED IS OUT BUT MAINLY HOLY FUVK WILBUR POSTED AN ALBUM AND I AM FUCKING SCREAMING GO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

[dr-ground-zero]

HOLY SHIT! dude he looks so cool! OMFGs i love it! no need to apologize i promise. I looks cool ^^ fuvking love sullvester

@dsnzfb Look!

@dr-ground-zero's super good looking vampire man!

so sorry I took so long for just a sketch the college burnout is killing me also I don't know why turned out looking like sephiroth I was having a time

[moe-broey]

FUCK YOUR FATHER FUCK YOUR FATHER FUVK YOUR FATHWR FU--

[mintedwitcher]

I just watched The Old Guard and um....

MA'AM YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER HOLY SHIT

I will make an actually coherent post about this later because holy shit this film is amazing, but for now. I'm just gonna be real fuckin gay about it.

[beboppop]

There’s a special place in my heart for fucked up fics.

[may-hopper]

k no one needs to know but i just watched dear billy while high out of my mind and that shit was fucking so fucking. that was beautiful. a masterpiece. im not exaggerating. thats was incredible. dude dude dude nonono u dont get it the cool cool scene. i felt life i was drowning in honey tenderness. it was so intimate i could feel the love i swear. they are so deep in love right. and THAT SHOOT UP SCENE YES mmaam

the whiplash was incredible. i was so scared for my boys and i noticed this super cute mom (short for moment) where will and mike were hiding from the shooties bullets and they were holding each other. so sweet. in life and death situations they are so silly.

i would post a gif or somethn but i cant feel my eyes. just take my word for it and

HOOOLYLYLYLLU shit SHTI dude listen to me holy shit that MMMMMMM max getting vecna'd scene. FUCK FUCK FIKC FIKV DUDE. listen listen please listen to ok this is so important. max is going through so much. shes carrying so much. listen listen its so hard for her. but lucas cares so so much. she has so many people. shes amazing. she deserves to be happy. listen

please listen god

when BRBRFIFJ OOHHH when running up that hill started playing holy fucking shit. Hholy fucking shit. HOLY SHIT. i NEVER cry i never never cry. but i SOBBED

when she saw her friends calling her name PLEJAS FUCK. and she FOUGHT. she fought!!!!! she fought for her life. FOR HER LIFE!!!!! thats so important. HER FRIENDS

DUDUEUEUD UDE LISTEN HOLY SHIT. ahen she lifted into the air i was crying so hard oh my god fuvk. like dont go max!!! i love you!!!!

bUT HER FRIENDS SAVED HER THE MONTAGE KILLED MEEEEEEE. LISTEN!!! she thought of the snow ball she thought of halloween she thought of dustin and lucas. thats so important!!!! she loves them!!! they care about her so much!!! she can trust them. and EL DUDDE. YOU SHOULD SEE THE SMILES ON THEIR FACES. they love each other. max fought for herself and for all of them. MIKE WAS IN HER MONTAGE TOOOOO LISTEN. THATS SO FUCKING SWEET. HJDHDB madwheeler for the WIN. she wrote a litter to him and also to will. they ALL mean so much to her she loves them all

if only she knew how loved she is. she deserves the fucking world

AND FUCK!!!!! when max RAN for her LIFE????? FUCJK. MAN. she ran!!!!! she ran!!!!!!!!!!!! she didnt want to die. she fought AND FUCK RUNNING UP THAT HILL I WAS CRYING SO HARD she ran fuckgjfjjfnf AND SHE MADE IT!!!!!! SHE FUCKING DID IT. godgod god they were all so relieved god they love her they rly dooooo she so loved FUCK

[vriska-serketboard]

Mcr boston 2 moments (before, during, and after the show):

Walked from class to td garden

met friend’s friend (friend had got me and her friend tickets) outside td garden

waited at the train station for friend

saw a pigeon with 1 foot while waiting (it was getting around fine, walking on its remaining foot + ankle)

RAN INTO COWORKER/FRIEND FROM CAMP @ THE STATION

met w/ friend

got burritos and ate them on a random staircase

saw a bunch of really cute dogs

got in line

friend’s friend started conversing w/ the 2 guys ahead of us

ACCIDENTALLY WALKED PAST THE TICKET GUY AND DIDN’T GET NOTICED (friend’s friend had already gotten his ticket scanned, and he was like “dude, you just walked past the ticket guy”)

got into our seats

Badflower started exactly at 7:30, they were really punctual

Badflower were pretty great, I might check out more of their stuff

failed my wordle (the first word I put in was frank lol)

THURSDAY

HOLY SHIT THURSDAY WAS INCREDIBLE

id listened to their mcr Boston 1 setlist the night before so I vaguely knew most of the songs, but FUUUUUUCK I’M A THIRSDAY FAN NOW

we cheered the vacuum guy again!

got my octordle right (like, during the foundations intro noises)

IT FELT LIKE WE WERE IN AN AIRPLANE

DHJAKASJKAKAALALSKKS THE FOUNDATIONS OF DECAY

Highlights of the MCR part:

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER + IT’S NOT A FASHION STATEMENT IT’S A FUCKING DEATHWISH 2X COMBO: 437 DEAD 6,483 DERANGED

Gerard asking the crowd to back up and being really chill about it

RAY FUCKINGDHJAKA TOROOOOOO (I screamed “I LOVE YOU RAY” & variations thereof many times throughout the night)

Phone storage filled up 1 minute into filming bulletproof heart (but cleared it in time for the next song)

all the song dedications (especially the Doug McKean one before Teenagers: “This was Doug’s LEAST favorite song on the black parade. So let’s fucking do it for Doug!”)

SUMMERTIME

THEY PLAYED PRISON. THAT AND VAMPIRES IS HOW I GOT INTO THEM. THEY PLAYED MY FIRST FAVORITE MCR SONG. IM GOING TO FUCKLHKHING EXPLODRSEEE

THE SEATED PORTION OF THE AUDIENCE (us included) ALL STANDING UP FOR WTTBP. FUCKING MAGICAL

during Cemetery Drive, the lights did a searchlights looking thing @ “when the searchlights find us drinking by the mausoleum door” & I thought that was pretty cool

THE MASS HAND LIFTING DURING SCARECROW. I REPEAT; FUCKING MAGICAL.

being part of a whole arena of people acting as one during that song was incredible

SAVE YOURSELF ILL HOLD THEM BACK

ALL OF RAYS SOLOS ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING

The last 3 songs of the main set. FLW, Helena, Kids. Probably has been said before, but those are like, the main big closing songs. I could tell it was nearing the end when FLW started. That’s kind of the mark of a good setlist, when you can tell how far into a show you are by what songs are being played. These guys (Frank) know how to make a fucking SETLIST

Phone died like 39 seconds after Kids ended

VAMPIRES

During the “can you stake my heart” part (before Ray’s solo), one of Ray’s kids was jumping up & down on the side of the stage (onstage I think, not next to it) & Ray stopped playing for a second & hugged his kid & then started the solo

IT WAS SO SWEET

OK. CANCER. ID LITERALLY SAID MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE SHOW THAT IF THEY END W/ CANCER, I WOULD LOSE MY SHIT. AND THEN THEY FUVKING DID AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

used friend’s phone to call my mom, who called me back & said that dad would pick me up

GOT AN MCR SHIRT (the one w/ the castle on it that says “My Chemical Romance, Newark, New Jersey, Est. 2001)

dad gave my friend a ride back to her dorm area (her friend had left to catch his train during kids from yesterday)

got home at 12:30

Slept until about 2:45 the next day Tl;dr: BEST DAY EVER.

[alfredolover119]

I looooove your zukka rec lists! I recently became Avatar-obsessed, never got a chance to watch it as a kid and only just got through it all! I was wondering if you'd consider doing a specifically angst rec list? I love fluffy zukka everything, but sometimes you just gotta have your heart ripped out of your chest and put back in after being thoroughly blended.

thank you! i relate heavily to “recently became Avatar-obsessed” haha. as for the angst list, i sure can try! warning: all of these have happy endings because im a crybaby who can’t read unhappy endings. also, p much all of the fics in the completed section were featured on my other lists but this is specifically the ANGSTY ones >:^)

angsty zukka wips

first, most obviously, feels like we only go backwards by @oldpotatoe

-currently at 102k with 19/27 chapters posted; rated teen

-the amnesia fic. the amnesia fic. the amnesia fic. you know. i haven’t actually read it yet because, as previously mentioned, i’m a crybaby and am waiting for it to finish up but, from my understanding, this fic will murder you in a dark alleyway with no remorse. if u like zukka angst, you’ve probably already read this, but just in case!

An injury leaves Sokka with amnesia. His last memory is of the failed invasion, of leaving his father behind in enemy territory on the Day of Black Sun. Of hopelessness. Rage. // But then he wakes up, and the war is over. Suddenly, he must come to terms with the fact that years have passed, and that he's somehow the Southern Water Tribe Ambassador to the Fire Nation. He is also supposedly friends with banished-Prince-turned-Fire-Lord Zuko, of all people. Close friends.

Yeah, nah.

and i’ll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands) by @goldrushzukka

-currently 38k with 6/8 chapters posted; rated mature

-holy shit. holy SHIT. modern au based on the “my cat likes my fuckbuddy and i am falling in love” trope(?). maybe it’s just because of how the last chapter ended, but oh my god. this one made me cry. made me want to commit violence. when it’s not angsty as hell, it’s pretty funny, but holy shit. ao3 user nebulastucky please.

It’s supposed to be a one night stand. Pick up some guy at a bar, barely remember his name and never learn anything real about him, send him packing in the morning with a thanks for the ride and a cup of coffee to-go. That’s how it’s supposed to go. // But then it’s the best sex Sokka has ever had, and he thinks he’ll hate himself if he never gets to have it again.

Violet Blossoms and Celestial Objects by @hollypunkers

-currently 15k with 2/? posted. rated teen.

-this is the sequel to blue (an angsty, zukka rewrite of book 2-- go read it if u havent!)! !! this is a book 3 rewrite. only two chapters in and mrs hollypunkers is really abusing the miscommunication tag, as zukka writers seem to enjoy doing. im excited to see how the world and story develops with the changes to the story! you should be too!! its very good! obviously spoilers for blue lmao

Having sided with the Avatar in Ba Sing Se, Zuko not only must navigate his new relationship with Sokka but returning to the Fire Nation as a banished enemy. His own journey of self discovery and personal growth must now coexist alongside the personal struggles of every other member of the Gaang as together they blaze a treacherous path toward an unsure victory against Zuko's own father and nation.

breakable heaven by @fruitysokka

-currently 71k with 9/11 chapters posted. rated teen

-swt ambassador zuko! soon to be chief sokka! fake dating ur best friend to get out of an arranged marriage! what could go wrong!!! i also haven’t read this one ((see: i’m a crybaby who is being hurt by too many zukka wips already)), but it has been hanging out in my marked for later for months. from what i understand, this fic has: angst.

With his twenty-first birthday looming just around the corner, the Southern Water Tribe Elders have decided that Sokka, next in line to be Chief, needs to get married. Sokka does not want that, but he does need to get them off his back until he can figure his way out of it. What better way to do that than to pretend to date his best friend (and newly minted Ambassador to the Southern Water Tribe) Zuko? // Seriously, this is a foolproof plan. Maybe one of Sokka's best. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.

angsty zukka fics (completed!)

(i’ll put these in wc order)

lighthouse beam by @incorrectzukka

-7k, rated g

-a modern college au!! zuko’s inner-monologue is very angsty in this fic. typical zuko. also per usual, theyre both fucking dorks. they sort themselves out in the end, but not before The Angst. zuko is semi-deaf in this fic and also he has a bit of internalized homophobia.

Sokka’s breathtakingly beautiful and he’s smart and makes other people laugh. Zuko has a half-burnt face and a deaf ear. It’s not rocket science. // Or, Zuko falls in love with the boy in his Philosophy class.

This Isn’t My Idea of Fun by @khaleeseas

-9k, explicit

-moon spirit/nwt prince!sokka, no war to be found here! admittedly this isnt THAT angsty but like. the angst IS present. zuko is still the prince. a lovely childhood friends (though they hated each other for a minute haha) to lovers story. 

If you asked Zuko, he and Azula saw far too much of Chief Hakoda of the Northern Water Tribe’s children growing up. It wasn’t until they were older, and Azula pointed out that - duh - their families were trying to set them all up, that he realized why. // He was told by his mother to be polite. These people were their friends and allies, and though their nations were as different as they came, harmony between nations was the most important thing. // It wasn’t his fault the Chief’s children were so annoying.

put your lips close to mine (as long as they don’t touch) by @celestialceci

-9k, teen

-modern au! zuko and sokka are college roommates. zuko goes to spend the summer with sokka. again,, not really that angsty but-- its there!! the detail and feeling of Home in this story make me happy. zuko is insecure as hell here too. if ur into that. 

Zuko hates his home. He likes college alright, but he likes Sokka even better, his assigned roommate turned best friend. Spending the summer with Sokka will be fun, a welcome change of pace he desperately wants. It probably won't awaken anything in him... right?

the thing about dancing by anodymalion

-9k, teen

-yes. this one right here officer. it makes my heart ache. also trans sokka! which is cool. but the zuko angst in this one. hurts me. not so much relationship angst as it is zuko learning he deserves happiness angst. i’m sure u know The Type.

The first time a attendant spills Zuko’s tea and doesn’t immediately fall to her knees, begging the Fire Lord’s forgiveness, it is not anger but a resounding warmth that fills his chest.

i could (never) give you peace by @zukkababey

-10k, mature

-OUCH. OUCH OUCH OUCH. boys please learn to communicate im begging u. also zuko.. zuko, dude. as the tags of the fic say, hes “really going through it” in this one. YOUCH. post-canon.

Zuko almost said it. He almost said the words I think I’m in love with you, but he choked them back down at the last second. // Zuko would never be able to be what Sokka wanted. They might have needed each other during the summer, when two boys with too much weight on their shoulders found comfort in each other in the only way they knew how. // But now Zuko was Fire Lord, and Sokka was leaving.

this love burns so yellow (becoming orange and in its time, exploding) by @meliebee 

-18k, teen, major character death 

-i lied. THIS is the one, officer. found family.. good mai and zuko and toph friendships.. . ozai escapes prison and tries to overthrow zuko. OBVIOUSLY angst ensues. poor boy. he Does heal in this but it gets worse before it gets better. angst angst angst angst.

Ten months after Zuko is crowned at seventeen, he faces his first coup.

Anything for You by beersforqueers

-23k, explicit

-istg. this is probably one of my favorite zukka fics. its PAINFUL. modern au where theyre broken up but sokka hasnt told his family yet so zuko goes home with him for kataang wedding. a bit smutty, but the plot oh my god ohgm y fuvk. made me cry the first time i read it. (see: crybaby!me) insert that one picture of the horse with the caption PAIN. 

In which Sokka and Zuko have broken up but Sokka hasn't told his family yet. So when Katara and Aang's wedding weekend rolls around and he doesn't want to break Gran-Gran's heart, he asks Zuko to pretend to be his boyfriend for one last weekend. // Things don't go as planned.

Moving Mountains by @thefangirlingdead

-64k, mature

-so. when i read this the first time it was in one sitting. soulmate au set within canon era / the comics, to an extent. soulmates can hear each others thoughts. i will happily say this is slowburn, jesus christ. champagne without the cham. 

Soulmates are chosen by the spirits and can hear each other’s thoughts. Sokka thinks it’s cheesy and dumb. Zuko thinks it’s poetic justice that he doesn’t have one because he doesn’t deserve it. Cruel irony is finding out that the prince of the Fire Nation (and the person currently hunting you) is your soulmate.

In the Soft Light by @voidcenturyscholar and @romancedawning

-83k, teen, graphic depictions of violence

-moon spirit!sokka living in the northern water tribe. zuko is sent to the northern water tribe as a cultural liaison. iroh is the fire lord but while he is away taking care of lu ten after his injury ozai steps up. i cannot express how many emotions this fic made me feel. background yuetara. i would almost say found family?? but. anyway. plenty of angst to spare here with a healthy dose of enemies to friends to lovers.

As the newly appointed cultural liaison to Northern Water Tribe, Zuko is the first Fire Nation Citizen to step foot inside the city's walls in nearly a century. He's determined to prove himself—to the Fire Lord and to his father—even if the Water Tribe's spirit-touched prince seems to want nothing to do with him.

That Midnight Sky by @zukkababey

-103k, teen

-now now now. tms... modern college au where sokka agrees to tutor zuko in physics because zuko has to maintain straight a’s and physics is just not doing it for him. so. thats cool but THEN azula moves in, randomly, with zuko. to hide the fact that sokka is tutoring zuko, they fake date! what could go wrong!! the mutual pining in here combined with the angst... wonderful, tasty. everyone read it rn. also SLOWBURN 

In Zuko’s strict family, needing a tutor is just about the worst thing you could do. Failing a class, however, is even worse. The only rational solution? Take up Aang on his offer to find him a physics tutor and have Sokka—beautiful, smart, handsome Sokka—tutor him in secret. // When Azula’s arrival threatens to reveal Zuko’s secret, it’s up to Sokka to convince her this definitely isn’t what it looks like. See, he’s actually… Zuko’s… boyfriend? // Hmm. There’s no way this could get complicated, right?