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DONT SPEAK 2 ME
naruto issue #183
#holyt shit im lsoing it everytime akamaru is here#i cant i cant ic ant ic ant#tiny little fucking beast#akamaru
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BEEBO ON THE DASH 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭💞💞💞💞 /POS POS POS
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Just found out you can shape shift into Kevin in BG3????? Wtf I need this game now
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#cat...#kevin the cat#anyway how is the wild shape cat form EXACTLY like my cat holyt fucking shit
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#dick grayson#nightwing#barbie#they’re the same picture meme
Every Nightwing Comic Ever: “I’ve been a lot of things in my life: Sidekick. Vigilante. Acrobat. Son. Boy Wonder. Titan. Flying Grayson. Cop. Spy. Detective. Circus Owner. Mayor’s Assistant. Bartender. Model. Mentor. Leader. Fitness Instructor. Stripper. Tax Evader. University Student. Tiger King. Y2K Survivor. Jesse McCartney. Anesthesiologist. Activia Spokemans. Bernie Supporter. Chimney Sweep. Twitch Streamer. Midwife. HPV Positive. But tonight I’m just....NIGHTWING ”
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hey big fan of sybil hope it was cool to draw her
whaof holyt shit, this is so fucking good, thank you for bringing more shortstack flapjack rabbit into this world 🥞🐇💜
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Optimus was definitely writing rpf using all the old war vids as inspiration and he definitely wrote incredibly self indulgent reader x Megatron pwp to post on cybertronian ao3. And that has not changed at all now that he's actually encountered Megatron irl. However, he does now get a lot more guest commenters complimenting him on his "true to life" characterization of the warlord in his more recent works.
HAAAAH!!! Holyt shit lmapo you got me fuciing choking on my spit im sobbing bro
Anyways YEAH (assuming this a tfa cuz. cmon man) Optimus is not stopped in the slightest by actually knowing Megatron as a real mech. In fact, he's just encouraged! His works get even better too when he convinces Prowl to beta read (on the condition he writes some about bounty hunters and ninja bots)
#valveplug#fucking love tfa guys you dont understand#tfa optimus prime#tfa prowl#megop#in optimus' dreams (literally)#lockprowl#optimus writing about real people (dont you know common courtesy??)#he doesnt hes too much of a freak
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Wiggles one of those cat toys in front of you
Holyt MACKEREL!
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NO FUCVKING WAY HOLYT SHIT SKYBS REBOGGED KABUMISU NO WAY HELL YEAH you could not possibly understand the joy i feel knowing that specifically YOU enjoys kabumisu i'm going fucking insante hell heafccck
To Be Honest i don't know if i ship them exactly but they're my two favourite characters in the entire manga separately, so i guess i'm not opposed to them together
Really funny little guys
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IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE THIS IS SO. THIS BAND IS RIGHT UP MY FREAKING ALLEY DUDE IM WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLYT SHIT
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HOLYT SHIT THE NEW EPISODE IS SO PEAK /gen
GK EJLBVKJBE SDV KJSDVBKJDSBVS
SCREAMING AND CRYING SOBBING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I LOVE IT
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listened to this yesterday but fuck!!! holyt shit!!!!! oh my fucking goddddd
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HOLYT SHIT. HIS TRAILER IS OUT EUWHWKEJEBSJEJENWJWIWBW IM ACTUALLY GOGING CRAZY PLEASE
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#hsr aventurine#aventurine come home#aventurine??#aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#dos rants about aventurine#dos rant#Youtube
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BEARS @ BRAVE
0 (22 SOG) - 4 (29 SOG)
END 2nd
holy fuck holy F uck HOLYT FHUCLK 3 UNANSWERED GOALS get SHIT ON headass sydney team <3
Tommy Steven scored early, about a minute in, with helpers from Jacob Carey and Casey Kubara. The Ratcliffe-Cangelosi special showed up twice more — once on Ratcliffe’s goal, and again with both helping Mitch Henning score late into the period. I cannot say enough about Austin Cangelosi’s speed, his soft hands, his absolute refusal to give up on a play or get muscled off a puck, and his chemistry with newly minted liney Jake Ratcliffe. Austin i am your biggest fan <33
The Bears have gotten their looks, but seem overly invested in getting Aleksi moving within his crease rather than getting pucks on net. When the shots do come, Aleksi has shut the door every time <3 Hopefully with both of our tendies back and healthy, we can become as dangerous as we were last season (Goodall Cup finalists!!)
#i am frying my chicken cutlets who wants some <3#aihl#auspuck#australian ice hockey league#cbr brave#canberra brave
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i Need to replay disco elysium. holyt fudck
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chatters qna ignore the man crying shoot me questions holyt shit
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HOLYT SSHITTTT
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Synopsis: You knew what you were doing was risky, you knew that it was wrong. But your step son just does you so good that it's hard to deny.
Warnings: KMG x reader x CSC, step-son/son!kmg, husband!dad CSC, milf !reader, oral (f and m), creampie, lactation, belly buldge, double penetration, overstimulation, reader gets called mommy, headlocked, can't even put in to words how messy and kinky this one is.
Muffled moans and slurping sounds echoes the room, with your step son, Mingyu, eating your out wet juicy cunt. You try your best to minimize the noise, afraid that your husband might catch you.
You knew what you were doing was risky, you knew that it was wrong. But your step son just does you so good that it's hard to deny.
Mingyu had two of his hands gripping your inner thighs keeping you from squirming away from him. All of a sudden a finger slides in your hole, slowly moving in and out, a thumb accompanies it rubbing the spots Mingyu wasn't licking.
The feeling of fingers and tongue lapping all over you makes you lose your senses, eyes rolling back with your hands gripping the pillow of which your face was planted into.
The hands on your thighs strengthens, planting you in place when you start to shake as the feeling of overstimulation washes over you.
But if Mingyu still had his hands on your thighs.. then whose hands were playing with your pussy?
The realization hits you, panicking when you look back only to meet with not only your step son going down on you, but also the gaze of your now husband, Seungcheol.
It was your husbands fingers that was rubbing and fucking you. A smirk builds on his face when he sees you turn your head nack to him, eyes rolling to the back of yout head as you tremble under the duos demise when you cum.
Planting your head back on the pillow, you moan relentlessly when the two doesn't stop, Mingyu aggressively licking all your juices and Seungcheol harshly circling his thumb on you with his pointer finger curling inside of you.
"P.. please.." You moan, putting your face to the side in hopes of catching their attention. "Please what hm?" Seungcheol says, his fingers never stopping and even going faster when he asks the question.
How the fuck were you gonna reply to him now? Mingyu chuckles on you when he feels your pussy getting wetter, he was so close to being deemed as pussy drunk but even so he will never complain.
The feeling was overwhelming, you begin to pant with your ass subconsciously pushing against them. "T.. too much." You manage to croak out before releasing a loud moan and squirting all over two.
But even then, they still keep going. Forcing you to ride your high. "That's enough, we want mommy conscious when we fuck her." Your step dad says pulling put of you before gripping Mingyu's hair forcibly stopping him.
Mingyu looks so debauched, his mouth drips of his saliva and your juices, eyes looking dazed high off your pussy. He wipes his face with the back of his hands before standing up to leave the room to get you some water.
Seungcheol licks the dripping juice on the sude of your thighs clean before flipping you front to face them. Your pretty pink lacey night gown was pushed all the way until your boobs, serving as the only layer between you and the world.
"Did so good baby.. gonna give us more yeah? Gonna behave and let your daddy and brother do what they want? That's what a good girl does doesn't she?" Seungcheol sweetly says to you as he trails kisses all over your body before finally taking off your gown leaving you naked.
He licks his lips around your tits leaving them wet and sloberry before reaching your lips to give you small but sweet pecks. You look just as dazed as Mingyu when he pulled away, only that you look more on the dumb side.
Your husband smiles when you look him the eyes and do your best to nod at him. You were so easy. They love it.
Seungcheol was anything but dumb. He knew what was going on between you and Mingyu, knew about your late night endeavours. He noticed everything.
Noticed when you were secretly giving your step brother head with him in the living room during the duos movie night.
Noticed when he was 'helping' you with doing the dishes, when in reality, he has your dress pulled up exposing your cunt while he slowly fucks you with either his dick or his fingers.
Noticed how you adjust yourself when you were sitting on your step sons lap, moving to perfectly slot his dick between your pussy lips and moving forward and back to rub yourself on him when you had to sit on during a road trip.
Noticed Mingyu's glistening lips after he comes out of your shared room, completely ditching the breakfast served by his step mom because he 'already ate'.
He was supposed to be mad and upset that you were letting your step son go down on him when your relationship had no problems.
He was supposed to be angry when he saw his son eat you out in his bedroom because the two of you thought he was gone for work.
But for some sick reasons, he wasn't. He actually loved it. His dick got fucking hard everytime he connected the dots when Mingyu fucked you. He knew he was a fucked up man with fucked up fantasies, but he never knew it was possible to live them. So when he saw the opportunity, he took it with all his heart.
He watches the way you look up at his son with your eyes when he assists you in drinking the cup of water he brought back for you. You looked so slutty and submissive, with your boobs hanging out, it was so tempting to suck on them.
And suck on them he did. Seungcheol moves towards you, laying you on the headboard to suck your boobs. Your hands found itself to his hair rubbing and gripping it while you moan.
Mingyu joins in not long after, sucking your other boob, hands resting on the flat of your stomach imagining what if he and his dad put a baby in you. He wondered who the baby would take after. Maybe it could be twins, one of his dad and one of his.
"My boys.. treating mommy so well." You moan throwing your head back, both hands now twined between their hairs tugging and pulling.
Seungcheol was loving this, sharing his wife with his son was not on his mind whatsoever when he got married to you but alike his son, he was not one to complain.
"Fuck what?" Mingyu curses deatattching himself from your boobs when he feels a different taste on his tongue.
Seungcheol's eyes widen he tastes it too, sucking hard on your nipple and it just keeps coming. He pulls away as well and was met with the view of your boobs.. leaking with milk.
Their eyes widen at you while you bite your lips groping your tits, you weren't pregnant but there are some cases when you would lactate during sex. This was the first time the two had witnessed it. "You like it?" You say seductively, spreading your legs at them.
You were a sight to see. Boobs messy and filled with milk, pussy wet and dripping, basically presenting yourself all for them to enjoy.
"I fucking love you." Seungcheol mutters before diving in to kiss you harshly on the lips. Mingyu goes back on your boobs sucking aggressively eager to taste your milk.
Your husbands hands found its way to your cunt spreading it before leaning down to blow on it making you shiver. "Just to let you know, we're not gonna stop until we put a baby in you." Seungcheol says slapping your cunt.
You couldn't tell whether he was serious or not. But judging from your previous talks about pregnancy and him wanting a daughter, it probably was serious...
Seungcheol leaves the bed to strip himself showing his full glory, begore coming to his son to remove the last piece of clothing he has on before he was naked.
Now all three of you were exposed, two big and hard dicks stand before you and you bite your lip at the sight. Mingyu deattaches once again, using his tongue to clean his lips this time.
They slap their dicks across your face smiling to themselves when you close your eyes and wrap your handa around the two of them. You alternate sucking the tip of their cocks before being forced to swallow Seungcheol's dick.
"Awhe dad!" Mingyu pouts when his dad does so. "Greedy fuck. Mom already gave you head earlier, you even got to eat her out." Seungcheol rolls his eyes as you suck his dick, talking casually as if you weren't giving him head with his equally hard son in the room.
"Yeah but you already got to fuck her today!" Mingyu complains even more even raising his hands. "You can fuck mommy now baby, I'm already prepped for you." You say looking at him in the eyes as you lick and suck the sides of Seungcheol's dick.
The three of you adjust your position, with you on your fours in the middle of the bed. Your husband in front of you fucking your mouth, and his son behind you protruding you pussy.
"You already know she likes it. Go crazy and make her loose until she can fit two." Seungcheol says to his son while pushing his cock deep down your throat leaving you with no room for reactions except for a teary and eye choking sounds. Your husband looks down on your widened eyes smirking after he says that.
Mingyu nods with a smile on his face, giving your pussy a good few taps with his dick before finally pushing in. He bottoms in you on an instant, your cunt immediately adjusting to his familiar size.
The two moves rhythmically on you. When Mingyu would thrust in, Seungcheol would go back, ensuring that you were never left unnocupied. You were already on your second orgasm for the night and you'd barely even started.
Your cum gave Mingyu more freedom to move, the squelch of your pussy and the sounds of skin clapping only further intensifies at that. His hands explores the back side of your body as if worshipping it.
"Doing so well for us Mommy, I love you." Your step son moves to kiss your neck now harshly thrusting in you with his hands playing with your clit.
Your throat tightens around Seungcheol when you feel him cum deep down inside of you. His cock staying in your mouth completely plugging it preventing any possible spills. Mingyu follows soon after, digging his cock deep and cumming inside of you.
Mingyu sits back on his legs, pulling you up to sit on his thighs, cum still dripping from your mouth and pussy. "Fucking whore, bet you love this don't you? Your husbands cum in your mouth and his sons cum leaking from your pussy?" Seungcheol curses opening your legs for them.
Your eyes were half lidded and as always you just nodded at what he says despite being incoherent to you.
Mingyu kisses down your neck, leaving his own set of hickies and Seungcheol follows sucking and bruising your body all over. "Ours. No one elses." He mutters licking all over you before stopping at yout boobs to suck it again.
You stay like that for a while, the fwo worshipping your body and slobbering all over it.
Their dicks hardened in no time, slowly they stop adjusting your body to accommodate the two.
Mingyu rubs his dick from behind you befoy slowly lifting your whole body, lining up his cock and dropping you on it like it was nothing. You moaned and rolled your eyes backwarda when you feel his dick immediately hit your g spot.
Your step-sons hands wrap around your waist moving you back and forth helping you ease him in, before leaning your whole body back on him and spreading your legs for his dad.
Seungcheol slots his hard dick in between your pussy folds getting all wet and sloppy. He puts a finger in first, stretching the sides of your cunt with Mingyu's dick still in you. Then he adds another, and then another, and another until it was four fingers in.
He stretches your pussy out first leaving you a moaning mess, gripping Mingyu's biceps as he does so. "I think that's enough, 'no?" Mingyu says to his dad.
"Just say your impatient." Seungcheol grunts but agrees inwardly. He positions himself in front of you, nudging the tip of his cock first teasingly before finally pushing in.
The stretch was unfathomable leaving you in tears. Mingyu, ever so sweet, coos at you telling you praises and sweet nothing while his dad pushes in. "A little bit more mommy, doing so good, so well for us. That's a good girl, c'mon be good for us." He whispers to you kissing your neck slowly.
Finally the two had fitted inside on you, Seungcheol rubs your clit to ease the feeling. "Good job." He says kissing your forehead.
They waited patiently until you nodded before slowly moving. They had created a rhythm just like earlier, never leaving you empty.
Their dicks formed a bulge on your stomach showing two outlines of their cocks. The view made them quicken their pace loving the way two different cocks alternate on your belly.
You couldn't stay still on Mingyu's lap overwhelmed by the pleasure making Mingyu put you in a headlock trapping your face in between his biceps making you sit still.
You came much earlier than them shaking relentlessly but it goes unnoticed because the two just keeps going. Chasing their own highs not caring about your sobs, whimpers, and pleas as you become overstimulated.
You could barely form your words, unable to warn them when you squirted, completely cock drunk. But they did not seem to care, even going at a faster pace when they felt the liquid gush all over them.
You were basically just a fuck toy for them, fucking and treating as they please. But in no waya did you mind. It felt so good, knots keep forming and releasing on your stomach, your chest heaves as you pant.
Your husband had his head thrown back, veins popping on his neck while sweat drips all over his body, swerving around his abs and chest.
Your step-son was the same, whimpering and groaning in your ear, eyes rolled back from the pleasure.
"So close mommy.." Mingyu whimpers groping your tits adding milk to the liquids drenching your body. You just sat there completely cock dumb, not thinking about anything except for cock, cock, cock, cock.
Mingyu stills when he cums deep inside of you again, his headlock tightens around you chocking you from breathing. A loud groan comes out of Seungcheol when he cums as well, not long after his son.
Cum leaks from your pussy despite two dicks plugging you in. It was too much to contain. You tremble even more when you squirt again hands scrambling finding for something to grip.
Seungcheol holds your hand in his, pushing in deep to secure himself in.
You stay like that for a while, the duo peppering you with kisses and sweet praises.
"We might welcome a new member to the family soon, we're pretty heavy cummers." Seungcheol chuckles, feeling the bulge on your stomach and the now sludgy feel due to their cum mixing inside.
"Got that trait from you. The big dick as well I guess." Mingyu rolls his eyes when his dad smirks, cocky fucker.
Slowly, the two pulls out of you, leaving your pussy gaping from having two dicks inside. The cum drips down wetting the sheets, you looked so messy and fucked up.
Eyes halflidded, body covered with different liquids, cum dripping out of you. An embodiment of a wet dream.
The two were more than proud to say that all of it was courtesy of them.
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