#HomeGates

[topproz]

[sayakamiyata]

WARPII –Homage to Ernst Haeckel–

WARPII –エルンスト・ヘッケルへのオマージュ–

50 × 50 × 3 cm each

sewing yarn, cotton cloth, panel

2012 - 2023

[hopskipandarump]

i went to london today and paid ALMOST 12 POUNDS FOR A FUKCKING COCKTAIL W H Y

[the-anon-ghost]

had a interesting conversation with my coworker who really into south park and how she went off on about how amazing the criticism and commentary south park has, and i responded with a "i just think the creators online too much to realistically make a logical comment" and i think i accidentally made her my enemy

[iwanty0uu]

You hated your bestfriend.

The one day of the year you decided to go out because she wanted you to, could have turned into the worst night of your life.

Homebody wasn’t the word to describe yourself, but you still weren’t a fan of large crowds and the humidity that they brought, so you decided that it entertaining yourself and your friends with FaceTime was the best idea. Every facetime led to you doing dumb shit, and your best friend Annka would screenshot the memory and add it to her photo album of you.

She had one on your phone too ,and it was something that started in your 10th grade year, eventually, memories continued to take up all of both of your storage but birthday spams on social media were always fun.You could trust her with your life and there was no reason to ask her to delete anything.

But the way she embarrassed you tonight wasn’t shit that you would let slide…

Grinding your hips on the green eyed boy behind you could have been enough to lead you to your orgasm in itself, but the way the boy named Eren clutched your hips and slid his fingers through the belt loops of your light washed jeans shorts sent the message that he felt the same.

He rubbed the fat of your ass that wasn’t covered while kissing your neck, you weren’t wearing a bra, so it was easy to rub on your pointed nipples that shown through the thin material of your top. Turning your neck towards him, you spun your hips so they touched his and you felt his hard dick rub up on your aching cunt.

•yea you were definitely finna slide that pussy all on his face later•

He grinned, pulling your face to his like they do in the movies, making his lips touch yours. You could taste the Hennessy on his lips and your tongues danced in one another’s mouth, you deepened the kiss, breathing through your nose trying not to let go. Then suddenly, a shove forced you away from him, the space between you two angered you, the moment was ruined and the once dimmed lights were on.

Opening your eyes, you couldn’t help but notice your drunk best friend standing in between you. “WHAT THE FUCK” she slurred, your face heated up with embarrassment, “girl THE FUCK DID YOU PUSH ME FOR” you yelled back, she stumbled over herself ,trying to get in your face “That’s … my man your kissing on..” she said narrowing her eyes, black pupils dilating.

“Bitch you’re single?” you responded, but then, the memories of Annka’s delusional-relationship flooded back to you, the mystery man with the man bun could be the only one she was talking about, and Eren, just hadddd to have have his shit up in a slick back. “Bro for one you never even told me his name I wouldn’t have known, and for two, he doesn’t even know you that’s some weird shit. Baby I understand you like him and I’m sorry if you feel a way but I didn’t know it was him if I did, you know I wouldn’t even look at him.”

You motioned to an awkward boy who stood in the middle of the crime scene and then tried to hold her hand, but you were met with a tug. “Alright then bitch, you really doin this over dick you never touched? I’m out.” Your silk press swung as you pushed past her, before you left you kissed Eren and told him that you would get his insta from your friend Onyankopon, and angrily walked to your car to drive yourself home.

The next morning you woke up to hundreds of instagram notifications, bonnet still on and lips dry as fuck, you called your homeboy Ony and asked him for Eren’s insta, and to stay for emotional support while you went to go and check the remnants of your social life.

You went through your stories and didn’t see her, she wasn’t on your friends list either, come to find out, the bitch blocked you..Thank god for alt accounts. You went on your spam and seen she blocked you too, so you went into your third account, the one that often took up dust in your phone, and seen every embarrassing picture she took of you on her story. You couldn’t take her petty behavior seriously and posted her old sex tape with her homegirl’s boyfriend, and tagged her ass.

Of course you were hurt by her weird ass behavior, and you did cry a little but life goes on, n, you had a new relationship to worry about, and another bitch to shit on.

bruh i was tryna add the link for this pic but it wouldn’t work🙄 this is the whole fit, from the hair to the mfkin phone case!!

Hi my baby boo boo bears I missed you guys so bad like so freaking bad this shit is horrible, but it’ll do. I need some ideas for shit to write so imma open my requests!!!~ 𝓁ℯ𝓁ℯ <3

[ladynahualli]

Music video to 'Outcast' is a homege to hip hop culture with sultry belly dancing shots. A song about finding pride in what makes you different.

[nationaldaysbydigitalhygge]

February 9th, 2025:

Autism Sunday

Chocolate Day

Man Day

National Bagel and Lox Day

National Cut the Cord Day

National Homegating Day

National Pizza Day / Pizza Pie Day

National Pork Rind Day

National Read in the Bathtub Day

National Toothache Day

Super Bowl Sunday

Super Chicken Wing Day

World Marriage Day

Source: Digital Hygge

[riftty-rifter-rebellion]

HUSBAND HUSBAND HONEY HOMEG

This made me giggle

this could be us ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[iho6hi2]

paid homege to that one steven universe meme by drawing the two creatures together

I like to think that they do actually end up killing someone in Devil's Advocate

[uptownhags]

the most 30s thing that has happened to me is being ecstatic about my srs purchase of organic linen bedding after approx 15 years of buying whatever is the least expensive synthetic at homeg*ods. i maybe cried? one tear?

[clyde-the-fanbrusher]

Yo yo yo your homegal suitcase is back on tumblr

Im srry ive been posting on tiktok a lot and uhh i might not post here much anymore!! Soooo heres my tt ^^

Sickly_fanbrush.fan

[creator-from-hel]

Illustration I did for our next Darkest-Dungeon-inspired ttrpg campaign, Lycarn's affliction !

Mah gorl has problems. A very weird relationship with death. A medical condition that incapacitates her both physically and mentally. And she is one of the last people of a species EVERYONE wants dead : Monn-cursed werewolves.

Given that situation this is quite normal stress makes her paranoïd af. That's not the usual "everyone is out to get me" paranoïa tho, more like "everyone knows what you are and is disgusted by you"

Homegal needs trust in her life. Badly.

[mayonnaisevibes]

I NEED THIS I FUCKING NEED TO BUY IT I WANT HIM IN MY HOMEGIVE ME THIS FUNKO PPOP BNOWWWEDWADWAWWWDWAW

[akasharabutphoto]

Served with a sweet teriyaki sauce, these bacon-wrapped turkey meatballs are ideal for your tailgate or homegate festivities on game day.

[gearsfolio]

ROOMTEC Workout Mirrors for Home Gym | Gearsfolio USA #gearreview #homeg...

[lyd-sewing]

Reunited

Feel like I kinda look like the Sri Lankan version of homegal