#I BRING FOOD

[smg4kidsauaskblog]

The little guys are so cute :D! d’ya mind showing them more?

(Eyup- Scout here- you may notice a noticeable change in the artstyle, no I have not handed this off to anyone else, it's still me lmao. Just had a ton of time to work on my art and improve so enjoy this visit from the magic redesign fairy)

(Also! The majority of the colouring is done by @veeshroom17 my partner :D she's been a massive help since my migraines have been getting really bad recently so I'm having to limit my screen time TwT Be sure to give her a follow!)

[haywire-mess]

I PRSENT MY ENA SONA! I I love the idea of ena sonas, the full drawing of the silly will soon be made, I just need time. The most top 2 characteristics I personally have is being Tender- Heart (A person who worries about hurting people with the most simplest actions, and or making others feel left out), and Sarcastic/Charismatic (A person who exaggerates stuff, and/or doing it to simply joke around, yet failing to lighten up the mood).

[sweatytyrantobservation]

18+ below if your a minor kindly move on, thanks.

Read at your own discretion

Having the gayest brainrot of my life currently

Dude zodd is so definitely hung, he not only has big dick energy but bro I was reading. Sorry but it looked at me first and like hooly shit

I'm just having some thoughts rn and like hear me out.

Balls? Big. Dick? BIGGER.

Hung is a definite understatement.

I feel like zodd definitely prefers missionary, I know it's not the most creative but I hc zodd to be the kinda guy who likes to see what's going on. Regardless to what gender you are I feel like he wants to see you, your face, your body. Insecure? He doesn't see why, he likes every curve and mark, being a warrior if you have scars anywhere he especially admires those. To him it's a show of strength and coming out ontop.

What he wants from you isn't much, he wants you to touch him definitely, he won't like it if you don't hold onto him in some way, even if your just scratching his back with your nails while he rams himself inside you. give him a few kisses here and there. Your going to be vocal, there's no way around it, he's huge, regardless, it's a stretch to fit him in. He finds you moaning his name a turn on though, he will angle himself to hit the right spot just to hear you cry for him.

I also think he has a thing for hips, I mean he's very hands on in general so I think he'd enjoy holding your hip with one hand. the other sort of above your head propping himself up.

He likes to grab one of your ass cheeks now and then, zodd is an ass man, fight me.

Also when he's really getting into it, I definitely think his face creases up, you know how when zodds fighting and he scrunches his face up. Yeah he does that, and bares his teeth slightly tell me I'm wrong.

↓ Example image of what I'm getting at ↓

Doesn't moan, but definitely grunts and will growl, not at you, but just very faintly. Also you guys wanna think he's overly rough? Wrong.

Maybe on a bad day he just wants some rough-ish sex but he wont ever push you beyond what you can handle. Good day? Gentle, caressing, squeezing. Sucking. Likes it if you hold his head while he trails his lips down your torso.

Zodd I feel would definitely keep himself trained on you to make sure your not in pain, yeah he's an apostle but I don't think he'd just be aggressive unless really you asked him to be, will still hold back though. He can tell when it's too much and will pause to see if your okay

Zodd is very aware of his strength and doesn't wanna hurt you, he will bite but not too hard, but will lick after or maybe even a little kiss. Be prepared for accidental scratches though, he's got sharp nails, that and bruises against your thighs and ass, he's a man with rocks as muscles. His balls totally slap against you though.

When he's close i feel like he'd get close, cup the back of your head with one hand, rest his face in your neck. So like suuper skin on skin contact and will huff against you for several minutes afterward while essentially releasing the floodgates into you. Then rewarded with kiss on the lips and a stroke of your cheek.

Aftercare consists of you being held against his chest and having your back rubbed with two fingers in circles. Need something, yeah he already knows and is getting it for you. I always saw zodd as a lover to be very in tune to whoever he's with, your needs, boundaries. He's good at reading people.

Zodd doesn't really need any aftercare imo, but he will let you if you want to give him any and will smile, just a little bit, and rest his head on your chest while you hug his neck and pet his hair.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

painful honesty? sometime i think u guys say "now you're cooking!" when actually the kitchen is on fire

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

[lamina-tsrif]

you’ve changed (for the better)

for @where-does-the-heart-lie ‘s fighting game au I love ur designs I love them dearly

[bluerosefox]

Another DPxDC idea.

I love the ideas of Chef Danny and the AU's but what if Danny opens a small diner/restaurant and sometimes people stop by for a quick bite but the thing is there is little to no real menu. Danny just comes out when he hears his doors open, greets them warmly, takes them to their table and asks for drinks gets them, before heading into the kitchen.

At first everyone is confused until a few minutes later Danny shows back up with food, food that is amazing and freshly made and HOW DOES IT TASTE LIKE MY -Insert childhood fav meal or preferred fav meal here- ?!?!?!

Danny's small place is at first very unknown but eventually blows up as a urban myth and when people try to find it, its very hard to find. Some people swear its outside of 'this' town, others say they found the place in 'this' city, others find it on long car rides in the middle of nowhere.

It changes location.

The only common real clues is you find it on foggy nights and the neon sign shining 'OPEN' is seen through the fog.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two days ago, a bird got into my house and repeatedly tried to exit through the glass of the closed front door, screaming until I got up to let it out.

Yesterday, a bird got into my house and repeatedly tried to exit through the glass of the closed front door, screaming until I got up to let it out.

This morning, a bird got into my house and repeatedly tried to exit through the glass of the closed front door, screaming until I got up to let it out.

Buddy I have no idea what you gain from this dance but it's looking less and less like an accident every morning.

[technically-human]

First kiss! Robotnik totally forgot that kisses are a thing

[r-aindr0p]

Part 2 of the descent to hell 30 gems only as a reward after 20+ battles is criminal, I'm out there with R rank Riddle and Azul cards and surviving

[statecfdreaming]

you are cast out from the heavens to the ground

[bet-on-me-13]

Sandwiches

So! Clark is a Kid, and he is making a sandwich, but the Ketchup he puts on it accidentally makes a Summoning Sigil.

He turns around to find a Glowing Eldritch Being floating behind him.

He stares at the Eldritch Beast.

The Eldritch Beast stares at him.

Clark wordlessly picks up 2 more slices of bread, makes a other sandwich, and offers it to Being.

It takes the Sandwich, looks at him, and smirks before saying, "Not bad." And disappearing.

The next day, Clark's parents told him that they were going to have an extremely bountiful Harvest that year, and that they would be able to pay off all of their remaining Debts, lifting all of the stress that he had seen them begin to accumulate over the years.

Later that week during the Party to celebrate their success, Clark sneaks away with a plate of Food, draws that same circle on his favorite Tree, and leaves the Plate of food alongside a note saying "Thanks!"

And thus was the start of an incredible, but rather strange, friendship.

(BTW I left the specific Ghost blank to play around with, cause maybe it wasn't Danny)

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: baby golden snub-nosed monkey (jinsihou金丝猴, the prototype of sun wukong) stunned by touching human hand for the first time （photo by 一颗小Luna）

[chirrups]

being a bird owner and bird nerd in general really does fill me with lots of small and asinine grian headcanons.

like: does grian have a gizzard? and if he does, does this guy eat rocks???