#I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

[animatedtext]

requested by miss-million 

[markscherz]

With basically no attempts to promote it, Frogblr, the community I founded on an absolute whim when tumblr communities were first announced, now has nearly 13,000 members. I think we may be in the top ten largest communities on this hellsite (affectionate)‽ There doesn't seem to be a way to quantify that. But yeah. Apparently an affinity for frogs is a near ubiquitous part of the tumblr user experience.

So uh… get in, losers, we're going frogging?

[apieceofcrew02]

I think happy cale so I draw happy cale

[pharawee]

TRUTH // DARE

—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 09

[ariddle-diddle]

Another happy birthday at the orphanage, this time with a kidnapped companion (the bunny lives until Ms Cole tells him to give it back)

[ajthemagpie]

Friend asked me who Jessica Law was this morning (I bought this upon myself) and I had to explain that she's the best not-person to ever not-person and plays the best not-people to ever not-people and then he asked me what she was if not a person and I said How Could She Be Anything, Silly! She's Plastic! She Doesn't Even Have A Voice Box, She Had To Borrow This One!

[pepperbbl]

Fitzjames everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

[izzyviol3t]

Those damn flowers, man.

[saltyearthquakedeer]

Requested writing prompt:

2. You stabbed me, and now you ask me what's wrong?!

Hello @lostbetweenvampiresandmusic thank you for asking me to write something. You're my first ever request! Honestly, when I reposted the prompt list I was thinking (writing) out loud and wasn't expecting anybody to ask for anything. I had a vague idea of where this was going when you asked for the prompt and it turned out to be a lot of fun to write. Hope it's fun to read! I'll work on number 16, too!

Marko grins at you as he rolls his eyes a little. 

"C'mere" 

He laughs at the look on your face. Like a deer in headlights, you stare up at him and Paul, as if he hadn't been talking to you just seconds before, easily turns to Dwayne and strikes up a conversation with him. 

You're on your own. 

"I'm serious" Marko says, "c'mere" 

He's holding out his hand. Even though the bar is kind of smokey and dark you can't miss the sort of sparkle in his eyes. With a hint of hesitation but also desperately wanting to take the risk, to take the chance, you reach out to him. 

His grip is both soft and strong and the skin of his hand is rough. 

You like it. 

"No, Marko, I can't. Really, I suck"

The last thing you want to do is embarrass yourself in-front of him. 

Anyone but him.

"I'm teaching you" he says and you know that's all there is to it. 

His voice is playful yet firm. 

"Or you two could just fuck already?" Paul says easily, picking up a chicken wing from the mess of bottles, glasses and plastic platters of greasy food cluttering the circular table you'd all been sat around. 

You blush furiously. 

Marko smirks at you, a lilting smile that's teasing and enticing in equal measure. 

Shit. 

Shit, shit, shit. 

Neither of you address the giant elephant in the room with you. Neither of you say anything to Paul - who is once again in deep conversation with Dwayne - or each other.

Neither of you admit to what you're both thinking.

Marko gives you a little tug and you rise to your feet.

The air is thick.  

Paul and Dwayne are back to talking, David's wherever and the bar is rammed with people but right now, you feel that beautiful cliché. You feel like it's just you and Marko. 

He holds out the dart. 

You take it from him. 

"OK. It's easy, see?"

Oh wait.

Seriously? He really is just giving you a lesson?

Disappointment doesn't get the chance to settle in.

Marko stands behind you and you bite your lip to smother your smile. He turns you into a useless pile of mush at the best of times and you think he knows exactly what he's doing right now. 

He steps closer to you, his chest against your back. 

His crotch is close to your ass.

You swallow. 

He trails his fingers over your arm and then takes your hand in his. He stretches upwards and guides you, uses the dart you're holding to point at the board. 

"Double ring. Triple ring. Outer bullseye. Inner bullseye" 

With each word he jerks the dart a little, like he's showing you what he's saying but it means nothing. 

"That means nothing to me, Marko"

Your heart is thudding.

"Yeah" he agrees, "I just wanted to hold you" 

You beam. 

You turn your head a little and smile up at him. 

"Focus" he says. 

You turn again and look at the dartboard. 

It's so far away. 

You have no coordination, you can barely even see the green and red and white patches? You think you'd prefer to kiss. He's holding you, the move has been made. The game is fun, the flirting is exciting but he's lit that proverbial fire and you're ready.

You've been waiting, you're ready-

"All you have to do is throw" 

"Huh?" 

"The dart" 

"Marko?" 

As you turn to look at him, he helps you sort of flick your wrist. You're not paying attention anymore, though. The dart leaves your fingers and you press your lips to his. 

It's so hot.

You're leaning against his chest, his arms are wrapped around you, your head is tilted back and upwards, his is bent down to meet yours. 

It's perfect. 

Just as you turn your body - forgetting where you are and the audience you have - the two of you are interrupted. 

"What the fuck?"

This time Marko's the confused one. 

"Huh?" he says, pulling away from you with a frown and a blink. 

Licking your lips, you turn. 

David stares at the two of you, his face twisted. 

"What?" Marko says. 

"Fuck off, dude" Paul says from behind you both, "that was fucking hot. I was enjoying it"  

"Yeah" Dwayne adds, his low voice clear despite the loud din of the other patrons, "you're interrupting. It was getting good" 

"Are you fucking kidding me?" David says, his voice a low and indignant sort of growl. 

"What's wrong?" you ask, confused. 

Marko's hand is now on your hip, his fingers massaging you through your jeans. 

You link your fingers with his free hand. 

David looks thunderous. 

"You stabbed me, and now you ask me what's wrong?!" he almost explodes. 

"What?" you ask, genuinely confused.

One moment you'd been - finally! - making out with Marko and the next you're staring down a fussy David.

Pointedly, the leader looks down at his thigh and uses both his hands to show the dart sticking into it. 

Paul and Dwayne laugh loudly. 

"Oh!" you laugh, mortified, snapping your mouth shut at the look on his face. 

"Shit, sorry dude" Marko laughs, his voice very much unapologetic and unconcerned. 

Clearly David's furious at the reaction, too. 

"Pull it out" Marko advises, "you're not gonna bleed out, man" 

"I'm going to kill you" 

You don't know if the threat is aimed at you or Marko but you don't care at that moment. 

"C'mon" Marko says, planting a kiss on your temple. 

The blonde pulls you close, slings his arm around your shoulder and leads you out of the dive bar. Without a word or a goodbye to the others - or a genuine apology to David - the two of you are gone. 

It's been a long time coming. 

David's injury will have to wait. You and Marko have finally acted on your feelings. You've started and the two of you are gonna finish. 

[spark-river]

Lucifer: It is pride month.

MC: ...What do you want me to do about that?

Lucifer: Worship me!

MC: Just because you get fucked in the ass does not make you special.

[neonbluedragon]

Yeah, I'm falling into Tartarus for this stupid stuff

[artibirdi]

Strange little Hero

[yaoihorse]

The Tsurumi Stagecoach! I hope you can tell who's who!

[d3rpydoods]

Old man yaoi

[tinkrtailrsldrspy]

Let's Get That Man Pregnant!

Hey, ya'll! So, I know I suggested we make a challenge out of The Poll (link will change with current round)

So... I kinda decided to make my very own little challenge! It's nothing too big, just something for people to look forward to!

Basically, however many polls Ford wins, he gets another month of pregnancy added on in the fic I'm writing! Isn't that exciting?!

(I mean, not for him, but for all of us it sure is!)

Want him pregnant longer?! Then go vote, ya goofs!

[anyknot]

Scar as Hotguy from @kitsuneisi ddvau!

The moment I found out that his suit glows I needed to draw it, and well... in the prosess I thought, why not make Jellie his little sidekick? So I did that as well :3

Ps: i have no idea how light works, help