#I am a problem for anyone who cannot stand people spelling doughnut inconsistently
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Dr. Mildred Watson, in my head: and dollars to doughnuts— [behind it all is Professor Moriarty] her ...neighbor, also in my head: well, I'm not making doughnuts right now but I will probably be for an Autumnal event... Me: ...you know what, Coruscant-that-is-sorta-also-NYC-circa-1970-in-this-AU can have modernly inclusive marathons/running events. and also doughnuts at them! it just can.
#thanks to whoever liked that post and reminded me of the crack au where Mildred's woefully culinary endeavors#are saved by the fastest* personal chef from Naboo in... New York (AU Palpatine 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ)#*fastest land- or possibly air- speed not fastest food preparation#...he gets the news he needs from the weather report 🎶 he's the fastest personal chef from Naboo in New York#cryptic posts about ridiculous crossover AUs#Melody gets to make a sign and cheer on the runners. And maybe do the associated fun run. Also a doughnut.#omga apparently TOLBiNY is also about the S&G breakup and I've tied SL;FLW to ...a different Sith but uhhhhh it's a connection#secretly a sithpost#she says the dollars to donuts... line in the movie#I am a problem for anyone who cannot stand people spelling doughnut inconsistently
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