#I forgor ☠️☠️💀💀

[tiftaf-the-world-jumper]

I’m alive.

Just struggling with migraines still.

I’m just using all the energy I have for basic grooming and chores/ irl obligations like watching and playing with my poodle puppy when my family is out doing things.

[natequarter]

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theddoctor adbandoned me.ffeling a wreck today 👍

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and a coward. abandon him back

#if it sucks... you know what they say #cute husband is preferable but not essential

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feeling like shit turns out it sucks when you're the one who's abandoned.

#maybe i will be abandoning him back!!!

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literally what even is time

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i forgor 💀

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I actually quite Aberdeen. Nice place to play cricket. Not the sort of place I'd be tempted to abandon anyone in.

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Oh is it now

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Yes! Though really, I much prefer Ascot. And also when it's not overrun by clones of the Master, like it is right now.

#It's hardly my fault if he trips and gets burnt to death in the massive barbecue he rigged #honestly it would be quite satisfying

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if i were the doctor i would simply not get people killed. lol. lmao even

#it's that easy!!!

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can i be real with you all i'm really not into crazy telepathic sex. yes on the crazy telepathic sex website i know

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IN FANFICTION. IN FANFICTION. THIS POST IS ABOUT FANFICTION.

#idk i'm just struggling to find a good spin on it in this particular wip #is that so wrong of me #sighhh

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the brigadier is posting about his favourite war films on timeblr this is literally so embarrassing!!! someone shoot me!!!

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WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG WRONG FUCKING BLOG

#SOMEONE SHOOT ME!!! BEFORE I JOIN A CULT!!!

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We regret to announce that Captain Michael Yates has sadly joined a cult. Please have his loved ones in your hearts at this difficult time.

#mod jo #why will no one else use the tags :((( we have tags guys #they're fun i promise

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so what's that now? zero days since our last cult?

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oh thank goodness the doctor got him out

#the brig's got the gin out again #the brig's an alcoholic and #well #i'm starting to think so's the doctor #he keeps on just chewing ginger #it's... very disturbing

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[b0tsbby]

Anyways I actually posted this first Woolwool attempt on Insta and Twitter like… ACTUAL weeks ago (felt cute might delete later moment) and now I feel bad cause I kinda like my audience here and I forgor y’all☠️…sowwy. 

(This is how I combat same face syndrome btw. I have to draw a page of everyone’s faces or I explode. I’ll post all my sketches…one day💀)

[rudegizmo]

Bruh I fucking forgor💀 to make my cookies on Halloween 🎃👻

The lore is that I've been trying to get these fucking things for actually 5 years, and for one reason or another it never worked out. So I bought some early and hid them, and I didn't even make them☠️

[lulinar00]

I forgor to put a white background 💀💀☠️

[zoupkat]

I have the best ninjago shitpost fyp ever rn

like a minute ago I was literally so fucking sad and calling myself a disappointment

and now I’m laughing and grinning from ear to ear cause of my tumblr fyp ☠️

[kalliyen]

I Can and I Will

Nishimura Riki x Gender Neutral! Reader

Warnings: mentions of kisses and absolutely cringe writing, grammar mistakes ☠️

Disclaimer: this is not intended to harm Ni-ki or any of the members, this is purely a work of fiction that I have made out of free and spare time. Please do not take this seriously.

Genre: idk honestly but definitely crack

Pls reblog if you enjoyed! <3

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“Oppa/Hyung! Shouldn’t you be a little more calm about this?!” “No, y/n.” “Please, we can talk about this!” “Your right.” Y/N let’s put a sigh of relief,

“NI-KI AND I SHOULD TAKE ABOUT THIS! HE’S DATING MY LITTLE SIBLING!”

“Oppa/Hyung please, I swear we had the intention to tell you but-“ “tut tut tut. Not another word from you Park Y/N.”

You just hoped that Ni-ki wasn’t gonna be to mad at you for letting the big secret out to your brother like that

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“Ni-ki!”

“Yes Jay Hyu-……ng…”

“Explain this.”

“Uhm…..y/n’s phone?”

“Yeah, with you and them KISSING AS THERE WALLPAPER!”

At this point, the other members were peeking there head out from somewhere in the dorm all the while y/n was trying to explain.

“Yeah, so?”

“…WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO?! YOU’RE DATING MY SIBLING!”

“Hyung,,,I can and I will.”

Jay was left dumbfounded

“Also, your dad’s cool with me dating his child so all’s well”

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“Your days are numbered Nishimura.”

“Which Nishimura? Me? Or Y/N? (Soon-to-be)”

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All rights reserved @alderiasamantha | posted on 10/1/21 |

Lmao I hate being sick

I FORGOR TO CHANGE TGE PRONOUNS 💀 FORGORVE ME

[zoupkat]

HELP LMAOO I GOT THIS ON MY LAST POST💀