#I know Travis didn’t bisexual (yet) BUT xx

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Things the Yellowjackets would say pt 16 (prob)

Shauna: Sorry I think it’s a little hot when a girl is kind of possessive, as if it’s my fault

Van: Can’t afford to be gay right now, don’t have enough money

Mari: The grind never starts I’m making soup again

Nat: Shawty I think we both are fuckeddd up bro

Lottie: Aren’t we all the children of two people who had sex

Taissa: Desperately need a wife who will stand by me when I get cancelled

Laura Lee: Sundays are only for Jesus and free wine

Jackie: I’m bouncing on “it” and by bouncing I mean “talking a walk and crying” and by it I mean “around the neighbourhood”

Misty: Offended a bird attacked me - all I did was harass it consistently

Akilah: Save me cheese sandwich… save me

Coach Ben: If you die on this field trip I will not hesitate to leave you here

Travis: Girliepopped a bit too hard and accidentally became bisexual