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chiyana · 2 months ago

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Stephanie: I just can't believe I fumbled him! He's so cute and smart, and he likes fast cars and drives like a maniac, and he's got that mean little sense of humor that's kinda hot, and we never had sex and I know we joke about him being the virgin wonder, but I know, I KNOW if given the chance he'd take being good in bed just as seriously as he does everything, he'd eat me out like his life depended on it, and I just totally botched it! Like I know we had some issues and he's a control freak and I'm kinda possessive, but we could have worked it out if I hadn't just thrown it all away! And for WHAT? For BATMAN? Batman isn't going to fuck me until I can't feel my own legs and then order me takeout from my favorite Indian place Cass!

Cass, who is incapable of seeing Tim in a romantic/sexual context but has had to listen to Stephanie talk about it for the past hour because she asked what was wrong and has been spending the last fifteen minutes debating throwing herself out the nearest window or nerve-striking Stephanie: mm-hm.

#stephanie brown #cass wayne #I like to think Stephanie routinely needs to remind herself why she and Tim didn't work out #like there's legitimate reasons on both sides why they ended badly #but against her better judgement she still thinks he's hot #and she can't help having occasional spirals over having fumbled him #tim is completely oblivious to this #cass is in pain #to be clear #a lot of people (if they knew she does this)#think she's fucking lost it #like that guy? THAT GUY is your biggest regret?#that's the guy you're losing sleep over??#meanwhile an almost equal number of people are nodding along in complete understanding #anyway I listened to 'Espresso' by sabrina carpenter finally #and all I could think of was Stephanie hearing that song and thinking of Tim #specifically as Tim singing it to her #and just having a mini-breakdown about it #cass is standing at the edge of the room petting her with a broom going 'there there'#metaphorically but also maybe literally

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