#stephanie brown

[cain-doodles]

The Clock Tower

[violetsyrenart]

Steph calls them as she sees them. 🤣

Based on that one twilight scene.

[bruciemilf]

This is why Damian isn’t allowed on Twitter

[violent138]

Bruce: "Turning off comms for a bit to focus, you're all going to be okay right?"

Duke: "Considering I'm going to bed, yeah, I think I'll make it."

Damian: "It's insulting you think we require your constant supervision."

Tim: "You're so dramatic."

Cass: "Can I be in charge?"

Steph: "Do not put Cass in charge. I'm clearly the best choice."

Bruce, interrupting all of them: "This was not an invitation for a coup. Just stay on task, it looks like a quiet night. Batman out."

Bruce: *grudgingly listening to a playlist made for him by the League and horrified that he likes Hal's suggestions. Making good progress on new antivirals, sending reports to Lucius, submitting a proposal for WE to convert a property into low income housing*

Bruce, two hours later, turning on comms: "Does anyone remember if we--"

*incoherent screaming and the sounds of sirens over comms, someone shouting over a microphone. News reports indicating that martial law is imminent*

Bruce, sighing deeply: "Goddamn it why didn't I leave someone in charge?"

[ditzybat]

What I think each batfam member would dress up as for Halloween - specifically in the context of a Halloween themed Wayne Gala - because I’m bored:

Bruce & Selina: they dress up as Batman and Catwoman, with Bruce (Brucie in this context) being Catwoman and Selina being Batman. The kids have the image of Bruce squeezed into latex burned in their corneas and they make an effort to not be in the same vicinity as him, lest they die from cringe or second hand embarrassment.

Dick: He’s shamelessly one of those really colorful South American blue parrots, he spends the night doing tricks and soaring through the air (think the Carnival costumes from Rio) and ends up breaking a punch table when he falls straight on his ass from seeing the horror that is Bruce in leather - he immediately gets covered in a shock blanket courtesy of Alfred.

Barbara: Decides to dress up as the kid from E.T with Haley dressed up as E.T in a basket modification she made to her chair. She runs over peoples toes by ‘accident’ throughout the night in aid (aka annoying them until they donate at least 1K) to push people into donating for whatever the charity of the night is.

Jason: doesn’t like celebrating Halloween, but somehow gets roped into dressing up as Jason Vorhees - the irony is not lost on him and finds it hilarious. He lurks in the corners of the ballroom to scare the rich snobs into paying into whatever charity is being funded that night by showing off a suspiciously red, very real, machete.

Tim: Couples costume with Bernard. Tim is Spock and Bernard is Kirk. Tim tries his hardest to stay in character the whole night, ends up freaking people out from the lack of expression and uncanny valley statue like demeanor on his face compared to his energetic boyfriend.

Damian: He and Nika dress up as Gomez and Morticia Adams. They’re very touchy the whole night like the teenagers they are. They salsa dance and become just as eccentric as the characters they’re playing that somehow at the end of the night they end up making headlines for nearly spending the night in jail for suspected ‘murder’ (they Carrie’d Bruce with real blood from questionable sources)

Steph & Cass: Matching costumes. Steph is Emily from the Corpse Bride and Cass is Victor. The special effects makeup is so realistic that it makes Tim break his Spock character and shriek/jump 3 feet into the air when they sneak behind him.

Duke: Dresses up in a Riddler costume and makes up bad riddles just to rub it into the Riddler’s face that he’s a lame old guy telling shitty googled riddles (Revenge for something that happened earlier in the week, not that anyone knows he’s signal, but a burn from a child of a celebrity hurts just as bad from one of a hero) - The Riddler ends up crashing the party seconds before Commissioner Gordon tries to take Damian and Nika in for questioning of where exactly all that very real blood they used came from.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 28.5! I had so much fun with the last Q&A, I just figured I had to do it again! Feel free to send in some to a few non-Batfam supers as well!

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[incorrectbatfam]

Who needs to dig up blackmail when you can be Barbara Gordon with full access to everyone's search history

[itsdabatt]

LADIES NIGHT

[edmundpevensiesqueen]

reblog for wider sample size! tell me who you picked and why in the tags or replies ☺️

(ship chosen based on what i perceived to be the most popular fanon ship for batfam members)

[fae-folks]

waiter waiter more stephcass please!

[pinkiemachine]

I’ve scoured the internet for tidbits of info, such as: Dick’s favourite ice cream flavour is mint chocolate chip, Stephanie likes waffles, and Jason is a messy eater. But now I’d like to hear from you! What are some random batkid facts that you know? Or, what random/embarrassing/interesting facts do YOU think should be canon? Like, should Tim be allergic to avocados? Does Duke have any secret hobbies? Should Stephanie randomly know how to juggle six beanie babies at once? Comment your thoughts!

[star--bird]

HC that Dick Grayson is the only member of the batfamily to use an iphone, and as such all of his attachments are blurry and half of his messages don't go through.

[that1emowitch]

Batdad with his first 6 kids! (legal or otherwise)

Sorry for the bad quality it's a random sketch I made in German class loll

Might make one for the other kids/bats (duke, babs, carrie, terry, etc.) once i figure out what their dynamic should be

[vodrae]

Barbara Gordon and Young Charles Xavier fighting with dual lightsabers on their wheelchair, Batman and Wolverine arguing like soccer moms. The batfam sharing a drink with the X Men. And SOMEHOW, Nightwing found a way to know someone here. It's ANOTHER UNIVERSE DICK.

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Jason: Blondie, how the hell do you afford to live in this town house?

Stephanie: I don’t. Bruce bought for me.

Jason: I’m gonna need an explanation before I thought spiral into a worst case scenario here.

Stephanie: Don’t be gross. Its an “I’m sorry I let you die present”

Jason: What the fuck!!! Why didn’t I get one!!!

Stephanie: Jay, you killed someone last week. In public. And you’re not in jail right now. I think your “I’m sorry I let you die” present is way more than mine will ever be

[rainnyydaysworld]

Steph: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Cass: Hi.

Steph: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

—

Dick : Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Jason: Which one? I can't do both.

—

Dick: Look guys, I need help.

Tim : Love help?

Dami: Financial help?

Steph: Emotional help?

Jason: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Jason*

Jason: What?

—

Bruce: You need a hobby.

Jason: I have a hobby!

Bruce: Hitting Tim isn't a hobby.

—

Cass: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Dami: Neither.

Dami: Because it's twelve.

—

Dami: I’m gonna kill you.

Tim : Get in line!