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Digital footprint is afraid of ME
Examples of actual comments I have left on TikTok edits:
"God his submissive eyes 🤭"
"I'm no waiter, but I'll take HIS tip"/“I’m not a waiter but I’ll take HIS tip”
"Jaw AGAPE (open for interpretation)"
"I love how aggressive he sounds 🤭🤭"
"Served, eated, licked, and washed my dish CLEAN"
"I'm the reason he needs that cane btw guys"
“Yeah well you do that to me and that’s unfair in the work environment”
“Oh I’m trying to rise something”
“Parental figure: ‘why is there an FBI vest on the floor@”
“Crying but not from my eyes”
“FINISHED ‼️”
“When he came on the screen, so did I”
“Why’s he saying it like it’s a question? He WILL be calling me (I’ve called him 27 times and he hasn’t answered) 😭”
“Oh I’m saying more than ‘okay’”
“I NEED A 24 HOUR VERSION OF HIS WHIMPERS (for research purposes Ofc)”
“Ik it swings when he walks”
“The FBI vest stays on”
“Oh I’m ‘please’ing you tonight”
“Eatmeowt (say that slowly)”
“That’s us clapping the background btw 🤭”
“He can use that gun on me”
“Hair looking so pullable (I need to be sedated)”
“Pants need to be tighter 🥱”
“I need him in a biblical sense”
“CLEAN UP AISLE MY PANTS”
“I have something to say 😀🤚”
“He’ll need a seatbelt for how hard I’m about to rock him (I need to be detained)”
“It’s okay though, I’m legal 🤭”
“I want to keep him in my basement”
“He can bang me”
“STOP PROFILING ME”
“Until I’m destroyed and he can’t breathe”
“I can make him squeal”
“His balls getting caught in his zipper was iconic idc”
“Greasy hair is perfect for pulli-”
“Swimming in something tonight (early season Reid hair grease)”
“I’m the water bc he’s inside m-”
“He can shove whatever he wants in my throat, beggars ain’t choosers in this household”
“I can show him my super massive black hole”
“Sometimes I’m glad to have hallucinations, bc he’s always welcome as my sleep paralysis demon 😈”
“I had something diabolical to say, but my fingers were preoccupied, and now I forgot what it was (WOAH WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT?!?!?)”
“The kitty is growling ngl”
“I want to make a comment that would get me demonetised on YouTube”
“Slutty little man waist ✅ lanky build ✅ veiny hands ✅ good google moogly of an ass ✅”
“Consider me thoroughly edged”
“8 inches, leans to the left slightly, girth is reasonable”
“He eat it good btw 🤭”
“Oh! (Toes curled, back arched, tongue out, folds spread, fingers ready, energy drink ready, Spencer Reid life size cut out involved-)”
“One gentle and sweet, one one sinful and a seat”
(If you've seen them, no you haven't).
#matthew gray gubler#matt and trey#kubz scouts#there's more#idk lol#grippysockvacation#age gap ain't a big deal#josh hutcherson#digital footprint#jake peralta#b99#I need to be sprayed#jake webber#johnnie guilbert#david tennant
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#sleep token#sleep token pics#vessel hands#sleep token hands#sleep token hands is my new fave things....I got infected XD#and now I need to get dressed and am done with spaming the main tag...promise#why does it look like he has glitter on him sometimes?! wait...I have a glitter body spray XD make me think
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Act of Disclosure; pt 2
Everybody loves a good callback or two
(<< Part 1)
they r narrative foils to blackarachnia & OP’s fractured relationship, them (and Sari’s existence) both being motifs to compare and contrast the conflicts of technology and nature: Beeprowl finding harmony in the dissimilarities like predator and prey animals in an ecosystem, while Oprachnid are torn apart and fall to discorddddd, awwwwwwe :) how cute <3
(+ bonus Why This Is A Twilight Parody if u were curious)
#AND WITH THIS!! i need to disappear for a bit to take it easy on my hand i think i pushed it#if you see me posting anything not rottmnt reanimated i need you to spray me with a water bottle#tfa#prowlbee#beeprowl#tfa bumblebee#tfa prowl#digital art#transformers#tfa fanart#ninjabuzz#tf animated#maccadam#maccadams#gonetoforks’ art#artists on tumblr
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CRIMINAL MINDS — 01x16
#hand me some throat numbing spray and a pillow. ill handle this on my own. i dont need to share this battle with anyone#ill take one for the team#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#criminalmindsverse#aaron hotchner#aaron hotch#thomas gibson#i think i've accepted this is one of my fave episodes#everyone looks really good#mine#cm 1x16#mickseyesonly
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Listen. I know the primarch to normal human height difference is so insane, but that doesn't stop my feral urge to just curl around them.
Like I don't care if it looks funky, I'd big spoon their heads, curled around them like a cat. They cannot escape.
And you know what tbh, most of them need the emotional comfort of someone at least attempt to big spoon them if not cuddle them at all.
#warhammer 40k#warhammer 30k#primarch#primarch x reader#I will big spoon those men#they need to emotional support#yall would have to sedate me to get me off Vulkan#I was specifically thinking about Mortarion and Sanguinius#Horus and Roboute were creeping in there too but I got the spray bottle#“I could fix him” i COULD give him all the love and support he never received to the point my death would forever alter him#warhammer 40k x reader#I need to protect them
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C-:
#I think making stupid gifs is my true calling#rouxls kaard#deltarune#my fart#godplease i'm second guessing posting this Why'd I just get insecure about how I draw him LMAO#I think I need to make him more painful to look at . Okay Bye#wait ☝️ hes kinda like flint lockwoods spray-on shoes personified#that's what I get from him#deltarune spoilers#<< hardly...not really....but just to be safe...!#back to things he looks like - this one came to me in the shower#badminton . the sport. the whole thing.
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this was supposed to be a quick sketch but i liked it to much. good end au with wasp ig lmao
#diddle doodle#transformers animated#transformers#bumblebee#wasp#tfa bumblebee#tfa wasp#tfa#macaddam#i need some bug spray or something#get cliff in here and you've got triplets#oh my god they're all brothers#dies
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Your day-to-day clown core is giving me the courage to lean into my scarecrow core. That being said, where do you get your makeup. Those colors are dazzling!
thank you!! for my day makeup i honestly just use whatever’s cheapest and then get something else when i run out lmao
for my clown paint and anything Weird (corpse paint/cosplay makeup/etc) i use sunset makeup almost exclusively, i’m not even really brand loyal it just holds up SO WELL
my white base is always the sunset white foundation, it does go a bit shiny throughout the day so you have to re-powder but it’s not heavy like most body paint, it just feels like wearing normal makeup. if i’m just taking photos i use the sunset setting powder (just because i have a lot of it) but if i need to keep it on all day i use ben nye bc i don’t want to risk it
i think the red blush and yellow eyes were from the clown trio and the brows/freckles/liner/lips are all the water activated eyeliner palette, i also use the white for my lashes set with white eyeshadow. disclaimer the eyeliner is quite hard to remove but it doesn’t budge all day and it doesn’t really stain either!!
#ramble#clowncore#oH my red lipstick i wear all the time is also them#i also use their neutrals palette for my brows when i have a normal person face on. i love them a lot askdjdj#i’ve tried all the other white bases and i don’t like how they apply just bc i’m not used to the formulas#i’ve used kryolan before but i find it really hard to apply and i can’t stand the smell?#i like mehron’s paint sticks more but they just fall off if you have oily skin#their water activated cakes are really good though i need to get more of them#most of my normal makeup is just whatever i’ve collected over the years#honestly if you have a good primer and powder and setting spray you can get away with cheap stuff
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It was so easy to end this game but we had to choose the hard way....
Me and some of my friends have this joke going that the can of ice-e's cool boys body spray "spray for the boys" flamin' hot pizza flavor. would fix everything
The perfection
#sorry to everyone that is here on my blog for yttd art#deltarune is in my blood now. i need to get it out by making fanart#i cant wait for deltarune tomorrow..........#kris dreemurr#deltarune#dr#a can of ice-e's cool boys body spray “spray for the boys” flamin' hot pizza flavor.#meme#funny#laugh. now#you can also commission me for more fun art /begging/silly/or is it/im hungry#art#digital#dr fanart#deltarune fanart#fanart#digitalart
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oh, how you drive me crazy!!
#back to the future#bttf#bttf fanart#bttf musical#back to the future musical#lorraine baines#marty mcfly#kit does an art#yeah that’s right it’s absolutely none of my other ideas i said id continue and a completely new unrelated one! yk how it is#every so often i gotta remind you guys i don’t just make silly doodles of dog men all the time#i can lock in on occasion!#this took super duper long so if you could look at it for a little longer that would be appreciated :]#me and my ten thousand blend layers of purple#i love this song there was a point in time where i’d just loop it over and over again like 10 times at least#and it never gets old!#at some point in the future when im no longer animating ten thousand frames i may consider giving some other songs this cover art treatment#but we’ll see#i already have enough art ideas i don’t need more at the moment#no thanks waiter! i’m good (he keeps bringing more to the table despite my request) im. i’m good-#yeah i could’ve waited until valentine’s day to post this but i don’t think it fits considering. yk. that is his mother#speaking of. i better see absolutely no one be weird about this one ok. i have the spray bottle. be normal
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Happy New Year!!! ✨🎆🌎
Starting out with some Thunderbirds! A dazzling fireworks display as new year rolls across the globe is part of John showing EOS how amazing the world can be, but she's just got to make it murder-y somehow. She's on a learning curve! 🥺
#thunderbirds#thunderbirds are go#john tracy#eos#josie's art#john has one hand on the spray bottle at all times#she's SUPPOSED to be finding this beautiful and heartwarming but can't take the violence out of the sentient AI :/#which is fine actually because we all know how much john will put himself through; he needs a good murderous bodyguard#a VERY high chance that's why ridley stopped coming over after the ship towing debacle; EOS would have HAD her >:V#i like to think scott had a mildly threatening word with NASA as well and john knows nothing about it#also never mind how high fireworks can go; it's 2060 and i get to pick the unrealistic technology
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Solo Sikoa is MOTHER! 💅✨ And he makes threats like one, too.
#wrestling#wwe#smackdown#solo sikoa#wrestlingedit#wweedit#my gifs#ok maybe the bloodline needs to end#the jokes that come are making for a weird family tree#roman was always called their daddy and now solo makes it sound like he gave birth to jacob what is goin on over there yall#and sami is married to all of rikishis sons#does that make him jacobs dad? stepdad?#should stop before this lore starts to scare me#i think id like to imagine jacob popped out from solo like mogwai do in gremlins#thats where they all keep coming from#every time they mist down their hair with those water spray bottles backstage another anoa'i member pops out#solo is very mogwai/gremlin core tbh#original air date: june 13 2025
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You ever see someone selling Hopscotch for over a hundred quid?
#kai rambles#i dont even know what exactly its selling#the design of the hopscotch?#bestie you can just draw a hopscotch grid on the floor#you don't even need spray paint or chalk#you can use a rock#we used to draw them on the pavement with rocks#they don't last long and its harder to draw with but you don't need any writing or drawing implements#you can just use a fucking rock
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He's so messy
#that bathtub scene haunts me#i need to be there witb him#lmo#i just know he smells like cigarettes 24/7 it's okay i'll spray him with perfume as if he were a cat#lip gallagher#shameless#lip gallagher x reader#lip gallagher imagine
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hllo regretevator fandom i have offerings
#regretevator null#null regretevator#pest regretevator#stat regretevator#regretevator#my love for them grows every day i need them dead#i need them to explode pls#regretevator is awsome#i hope im not posting this thing twice pls dint#these were very fun to make i hope to make more regretevator arts#my art#i made a little null doodle in spray paint w my friend 😝#chicken thabg
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not enough discussion about the gavins' complicated relationship with feminine-coded/beauty products, i don't think.
#for klavier because it's not as direct it's about how we never see him actually wearing lipstick? even though apollo literally attends#a concert of his which is where you'd most expect him to wear makeup. but apparently he just doesnt. or at least not in public#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#i feel like there are several ways you can read into it. the misogyny/toxic masculinity one is really obvious clearly with kristoph's#singling out of men specifically and klavier's (probably accidental?) condescending manner of calling women 'fraulein' plus his general#mildly patronising attitude towards many of the women in the game (also probably unintentional)#(i think he's trying to be charming and it's coming off wrong to some of them. like ema. and me.)#but i feel like there's also maybe an element of... inherent perfecfionism to it? like both of these products are conventionally beautifyin#products and kristoph while he is open to showing people he uses nail polish specifically chooses one that's clear and missable unless you#see him apply it. he also feels the need to justify his use of it and specifically spell it out as something he chooses to do rather than#needs to do even though duh. that should be obvious.#idk there's just something about his seeming need to take control of that narrative that i find interesting. his need to spin it into a#'there's nothing wrong with my nails but I had the foresight to see that even the smallest parts of my appearance should be kept immaculate#and it's a choice i'm making to refine an already adequate part of my personage /not/ to cover some unsightly defect.' the need to emphasis#that specifically is so. hm. and with klavier i could see it being a case of him liking makeup liking the pops of colour yet being unwillin#to admit to it because he's afraid that other people might see it as him being dissatisfied with his own appearance regardless of if he is#or isn't. or even just perceiving colourful makeup as being unseemly because it's so overt and unnatural.#like i can see this as them both viewing 'real' beauty to be that which is inherent to a person and seemingly effortless#thus somehow negating the beauty which one achieves through cosmetics or other external means.#and if you want to use external means to achieve beauty or neatness or whatever then your only valid options are those which blend into you#natural state. like clear nail polish. or really awful spray tan.#i feel like klavier's less confined by these ideas (if they hold merit at all) considering he actually owns coloured lipstick and he wears#jewellery (admittedly quite 'masculine' jewellery no gems or pearls or anything like that but jewellery nonetheless) but i think it just#makes it more interesting that he doesnt seem quite able to cross the line anyway. like it's that ingrained into his system.#anyway that's all i've got. you guys should tell me what you think too#annotations
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