#I need to stop with my antics

[doctorsiren]

Sorry I just

Gah he’s

😭 bro imagine like

I can’t even talk what

[ovohanna24]

Likkle quick edit made by moi☺️

I was lowkey inspired by the VO actors on the Quinn app and I granted the wish of a fellow Pierre sister wife✨✨✨

Sounds from Aaron’s BBC Radio interview and the Mufasa BTS exclusive🎙️😏

[nonsensechemicals]

okay so i’m gonna main tag this because i am a little sick 🤏of repeatedly getting these kinds people, both on and off of tumblr, telling me that i’m doing something wrong by “stalking/being this obsessed with a real person”… which are things i am very much not doing.

for the final time (probably not): when i post about Cookie9, i am not talking about a real person. i’m talking about a character in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe like the rest of you.

tbh i can see where people come from when they assume i’m “talking about a real person”. when i speak of Cookie9, most people think of the steam review. very reasonable, as it’s the one that lead to a very significant ending of the game. when people think of that steam review, they think “Hmm. A real person said that,” and they’d be correct. as seen in the screenshot below, Cookie9’s review is written by a real person.

the author of buglivia’s review was also known to make a video and a few posts on twitter, and while the person who wrote nudelschaf’s review hasn’t said anything, we can infer that the rest of the reviews are written by real people as well.

but, as you can also see… the names are fake. so are the dates and playtimes.

the thing is, in my case, i personally perceive these fictional names as characters. which is, i think, the issue the Ask at the top of the post is presenting, that i’m “treating a real person as [my] OC”. i do not think i am doing this, and i think Cookie9 themself can actually prove this better than i can explain.

their Epilogue review. the one on the left was posted on Reddit, and is an early version of the Cookie9’s Blog seen on the right. (it’s real, the text on it appears in the I2Languages.asset file when you extract the game.)

these were written by the devs and are not real reviews, as “The Stanley Parable 2” that Cookie9 talks about is not a real game that anyone can play. in these reviews, Cookie9 is a character. i know this doesn’t change that the Steam review was written by a real person but like, it has to be something, right?

actually, though. i still don’t even think it would matter if the Epilogue review didn’t exist. i think it’s fine to make characters and interpretations of all the reviewers as long as you respect the people behind them.

oh, and, last thing, about that “i don’t think the way you draw them is okay in the slightest” thing in the Ask. i don’t want to misread you but i can’t know what’s so “offensive” about my Cookie9 design if you don’t tell me. i was assuming for a second that it was similar to other asks where they danced around the fact that they found my Cookie9 unattractive (and i don’t even care about whether my designs are ‘attractive’ or not, i just want them to feel nice to me personally.) but if you’re still around i’d like to know specifically what you meant if that wasn’t the same thing.

alright. anyway. that’s all.

TLDR: Cookie9 from The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is not a real person, none of my Cookie9 posts are directed towards the original author of the Cookie9 Steam review, also whuh what do you mean offensive. like i’m genuinely asking. thanksbye.

[existingingrey]

형사님 says hilarious.

[iniziare]

/breathes in real deeply. I'm trying to sit on my hands, and I managed to sit on only one for the time being, but even that'll falter as I get tired. Ladies and gents, please hear me: Dorian Pavus was born in 9:11 Dragon, Veilguard takes place in 9:53 Dragon, that places him at the age of 42 years old. I will not, I absolutely will not stand to see people infantalize him in any way whatsoever, be that jokingly or not. Dorian Pavus' entire backstory up until his 'departure' from Tevinter, is ripe, and I mean absolutely dripping with everything starting from lack of agency, to a planned violation of self-autonomy at the hands of his father, and constant 'infantilization' by his mother; I will not see it continued. Have a little respect for a character (and his struggles) that meant, and mean, a great deal to not just his creator, but to many fans who are part of a community that hasn't had a character that hits this close to home.

And as a little addendum here: Necromancy is a specialization, which is not taught before anything else, and thus not at a young age. When you go to learn, or refine your use of magic, you first work on your basics, your chosen school of magic. The school of Power, consisting of Spirit, and Primal; or the school of Matter, which is sub-categorized by Entropy, and Creation. This takes up a substantial amount of your formative years as of potentially a child, until adulthood (if we loosely take the Circle's ages as reference). The specializations are not an addition pursued by all mages, and if one is pursued, they come after the basics, which means that no young child/teenager is dabbling in Necromancy, Rift Magic, Spirit Healing, the ancient art of Knight-Enchanters or anything similar. With which I aim to say that Dorian Pavus was not a teenager when he started his specialization into Necromancy, nor was he likely under the age of 20 when taught for one term by Emmrich Volkarin in Nevarra. Do not use that man to infantalize Dorian Pavus, do not use that man as an adoptive father figure, do not call Dorian your 'son', do not— Oooh, I feel strongly about this topic. It's so easy to preach respect, but it's so selectively applied in practice, and it bothers me greatly.

[stepswowdsen]

DO YOU THINK SAERU COULD BE CONSIDERED A MAMA'S BOY........ Is that even the right term...........

I imagine, in some AU where everyone lives a normal life, instead of pretty much everything that happens in kagepro, he could be a lot like Alastor from Hazbin Hotel..................

Fanon-verse Saeru as a "lazy bum" cat snake 🐈‍⬛🐍

OOOH I see!

I've definitely seen some fanon-verse takes of Saeru in the past with him chilling in the MekaDan's base like a cat ^^

So basically, fanon-verse Saeru begrudgingly helps with the MekaDan's chores and cooking when urged to help out.

I've mainly seen it in fanon-verse settings where it's just focused on the MekaDan's daily life shenanigans.

The idea of the Mekakushi Dan having fanon-verse Saeru lying around as a lazy bum type cat snek is so funny 🐈‍⬛🐍

Workaholic Saeru

I have canon-verse Saeru as a workaholic in my own interpretations, because I headcanon that he feels bored all the time and constantly craves stimulation.

So he tries to occupy himself by tinkering with tech, building robots, and making little gadgets and such.

Due to his knowledge, he's able to improve current existing human technologies by making his own upgrades.

He works on them in his own lab 🧪🥼🔬

Feila's Rambles

From my friend Feila:

"Maybe in an AU where he's more human-like, he'd definitely be a mama's boy 😭"

"Even when he's inhuman (AKA in canon), he's deeply devoted to Azami, I wouldn't say attached tbh, just devoted."

Me: Yeah same here. I think with canon-verse Saeru, I mainly see him as devoted.

I like the fact that this is his form of showing his devotion to his Master(s), even if in the most (misguided) and twisted way.

With fanon-verse Saeru, in a setting apart from KagePro's angst that takes place in a slice of life setting where he chills with the MekaDan, is generally an inconvenience, and generally causes them trouble.

So this kind of setting is a more lighthearted/comedic/fluffy slice of life setting

KagePro's Final Route (HCs)

I don't know much about HH, but I always imagined in my personal HCs that since Saeru is the creation of Azami, I like interpretations/takes where he's the Kozakura family's guardian figure in the Final Route of KagePro (post-canon)

It's not "redemption" (which I think he should never have - canon-verse Saeru should just stay as an irredeemable pure evil since he is more compelling that way), like he's very much the same (still very evil), but he just runs around like an unhinged gremlin instead.

And he still causes problems for the others but it's more contained.

So I still have him as evil and insane, but he's holding back his murderous tendencies and keeping them contained.

I tinkered with things a bit in my own setting, so that it'd keep with KagePro's core/central theme-ing of "The existence of hope in the presence of tragedy."

I imagined him possessing tech (via android bodies he makes) so that he can still exist.

I see it as his way of finally making up for his past karma, by finally doing good deeds this time for the sake of his Master(s), by putting his knowledge to good use (other than using it solely for his own selfish/self-serving desires lol)

(Ofc, he wanted to continue the time loop tragedy forever, and has no remorse about that fact. Like I imagine he didn't want to do this lol, but I imagined that it was the only option he could take for him to continue existing after being "defeated." If it means he can still live, then why not. So he begrudgingly took the offer.)

(Maybe Mary or Azami herself presented this option to him. At first he thinks that their proposal of 'finding his own meaning to life' is ridiculous, but since he can still live a more "quiet existence," he might as well take whatever offer he can get.)

[theblogsols]

The Blog Sols !

WHAT ARE THE BLOG SOLS ? : the little gremlins that watch over the separate universes of @kittycatred & @influcorp !!

currently available for asks: M & E !! although, M is currently 'replacing' the red from the universe they watch over...

they keep track of the asks & the fourth wall, basically !! when anons give things to either red or green on those blogs, it falls from the sky of their cave, & they either give it to each character respectively, or withhold it until a better time !!

although, M rarely pays attention to any of that !! so a lot of anons, random gifts, and more have shown up in red's universe when they probably shouldn't have for the sake of the 4th wall.....whoops !

E on the other hand, is tryingg to keep that in tact for green's universe, as theres alot already going on for green & his friends !!!

asks & interactions for them are welcomee !!

this blog is ran by an adult, however please keep asks & such to PG-13 at most here !!

[gyrovagi]

unfortunately in my heart i have already committed to dak-wai with horns being a grey warden whos engaged in a lot of knucklehead antics with davrin including intentionally breaking their intact horn to match the other one (messily broken in battle) in an ill-advised inebriated incident and it is miraculous nobody lost any fingers in the process and if the game doesn't allow this reality to exist i WILL kill m

[pixelkip]

I cannot stand people on this site. For fucks sake Kamala is not your cool quirky aunt she's gunning for one of the most morally bankrupt jobs one could ever hold. I get we really fucking badly need it to be her and not trump but could we stop stanning politicians like goddamn celebrities and gushing over how qUiRkY they are. Please. Just bc she's a smidge better than Biden doesn't fucking warrant this shit. Criticize her just as hard as you would've with Biden. Nuance is dead the least you can do is try not to kill it deader

[ebbpup]

So uh, today i was thinking about my object show today and uh oh I'm making a sequel esc thing to a show that doesn't even exist yet. again. basically one of the competitors goes off to make her own object show. my brain is saying oh yeah it can be 3d animation but it probably wouldn't be. it would still def have a different art style, specifically thicker limbs, silly little outfits and would use a different colour pallet

Here's a silly little concept sketch idk. Still gonna tag it as AAAA

[pacifistcowboy]

me: haha i wonder what funny scenarios would happen if sonic and amy switched bodies

me after thinking about it for literally a second: sonic would get so dysphoric oh my god

[sorrcha]

after taking care of virtually every type of animal (my own critters + used to work at a pet store) i can safely say that somehow budgies are the best pet for me?

they take a lot of effort but are so vastly rewarding for it.. funny to think that two 40g clumps of feathers are the glue holding together my life rn but it's true

[torubeth]

he picks up his phone on the first ring, ‘yes sweetheart? did you already reach? where are you?’

‘i’m almost there ken but i think i’m gonna need a minute or two to recover’

concern flooded his mind ‘recover? what happened-‘

‘i just saw the most beautiful man ever!’ you squeal through the phone.

what.

‘he’s drop dead gorgeous ken! and he’s not even doing anything, he’s just- standing there’ you sigh dreamily.

‘oh my god ken, his jaw is so chiseled i could grate cheese on it’ your squealing continues.

‘my love, what are you talking about?’

were you being serious right now? was his jaw not chiseled enough to grate cheese? was he not gorgeous?

why were you calling him, your dear boyfriend, to gush about some man guy?

‘and he’s in this light blue dress shirt which you already know is my personal weakness’

wait. oh.

just then, a small smile makes its way on to his face.

‘ken ken ken he just smiled! i think it might be my favourite smile ever! oh god, it’s so beautiful’ you’re swooning on the other side.

‘really? tell me more’ he’s full on grinning now.

‘i could go on and on but you know what? i think i’m gonna shoot my shot and ask him out. i’ll let you know how it goes later. bye, i love you’ you hang up and he has to stop himself from laughing.

he pockets his phone when sees you crossing the road to get to him.

you throw a small wave at him ‘hey, i was on my way to see my boyfriend but then i saw you and you’re just so beautifully sculpted and i decided that i’d rather spend my life with you instead. what do you say?’

‘i’ll have to ask my girlfriend about that’

clicking your tongue ‘of course a guy like you is off the market’ you feign defeat ‘but i bet i’m more prettier than her’

his eyes scan you from top to bottom ‘you’re ok i guess’

scoffing ‘gee ken thanks a lot. what’s the harm in playing along for a little bit?’ you pout, making him snicker.

you and your antics never fail to amuse him.

you feel his arms wrap around you then and pull you to his chest as you melt into him.

‘i’m not lying. my girl is the prettiest’ he says.

‘and i wasn’t either, you really do have a jaw for grating cheese’

(rblogs appreciated🤘🏼)

[chastiefoul]

“my wife” ft. nanami kento

in which the married man nanami kento cannot stop using every single excuse to call you his wife. he just can’t help it, it sounds really nice.

at the bakery, instead of looking for it he went to the counter to ask, “excuse me, do you have whole wheat bread? my wife prefers that over the plain one.” was there a reason for him to mention you? nope. is he going to to it again? absolutely.

he now brings home cooked lunch to work. the man who usually dreads the small talk from his coworkers now becomes quite eager when they notice the bento and asked him about it. “my lunch looks great? thank you. my wife cooked this for me.”

or when it’s after hours and there’s random talk amongst the workers such as places to visit on vacation. “these are really good recommendations, i’ll have to visit them with my wife if i have the chance.”

when he’s on grocery shop duty after work when you asked him to buy something from the market. kento tasted the one of the sample food and perked up, for two reasons. reason one is that he finds something you’d like, second reason, “where can i find more of this? my wife would love this.”

when a random stranger flirts with him and he didn’t miss a beat to say, “ah, you find me charming? thank you, my wife would agree.”

his phone would ring while he’s occupied in a work discussion and he had the slightest smile on his face as he stood up, “excuse me, my wife is calling.”

the way he always tried to insert you in every conversation even if the topic barely correlates to you. “i seriously almost drowned that day, the beach can be really dangerous,” one of his coworker said, finishing a story. and who would be able to know why kento felt the need to say, “my wife quite likes the beach.”

even in front of mutual friends such as gojo, as he knew the both of you back from high school days. “let me ask my wife first if she wants to come.” oh now it’s gojo’s turn to roll his eyes after so many years he has tormented the blond man with his antics. “you know that i know ‘your wife’ right? that she’s my friend too?” nanami looked at him, “what’s your point?” he deadpanned.

on the most random time of the day, his mind wandered to you as always. “i miss my wife.”

-

guys i think he has a wife

[eye-may]

master and padawan antics between qui-gon jinn and his dutiful pupil obi-wan kenobi. raising a padawan hand selected by the cosmos to suffer inordinately aint much but it's honest work

this is a (kind of) redraw of something I did years ago. a collage of qui-gon showing how much he cares for obi-wan for my own catharsis. Im not linking or showing the old one because I genuinely need people to stop perceiving it <3

[stxxrlights]

𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊!𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

drunk!sukuna who's friends call you to come pick him up because he is completely wasted. telling you that he won't stop whining your name and refuses to go with any of them. they apologize for interrupting your night but you don't mind.

drunk!sukuna who does not recognize you at first and swats your hand away everytime you try to touch him. "don't-don't touch me or i'll tell my girl-girlfriend. she's way scarier than me. and so much prettier than you".

drunk!sukuna who apologizes when he confirms that it's you over and over again with glossy eyes while his friends just shake their heads at his drunken antics. "why didn't you say it was you baby? now i feel so bad~"

drunk!sukuna who has to lean against you to walk straight and to the car as he starts blabbing about his day and other nonsense and now you truly believe that he is infact extremely wasted.

drunk!sukuna who pins you against the wall when you close the front door of your shared home trying to steal a kiss from you but you refuse though he keeps on trying. landing his kisses on your cheeks, forehead, nose but not where he wants to. "stop moving and let me love you!" "you have to brush your teeth first" "fine!"

drunk!sukuna who refuses to drink a glass of water that you hand him. he's furrowing his eyebrows, arms crossed over his chest as he looks at it disgustingly. "you have to drink some water, kuna" "no!" "pretty please!... for me" "...okay..."

drunk!sukuna who you help shower to prepare him for bed as he can't really do anything by himself now. but the entire time he's staring at you and relishing in the feeling on your hands roaming around his body, his cheeks growing pink as he falls more in love with you.

drunk!sukuna who starts talking about how lucky he is to have found someone like you. how it makes his heart skip a bit anytime you're worried about him and when you do cute gestures for him. he tells you that words alone can not describe how much he loves you.

drunk!sukuna who sets you on the counter as you dry his hair while his hands are firmly placed on your hips still watching you. he wants to be as close to you as he possibly can, always holding you.

drunk!sukuna who demands kisses all over his face before he goes to bed and makes you declare your love for him. "it's enough now kuna. you need to rest" "no... i need twenty more kisses and a dozen i love you's"

drunk!sukuna who finally falls asleep after his well deserved kisses and affirmations. you watch as his chest rises up and down and his lashes resting on his cheeks. he just looks so beautiful and you can't stop thinking about how soft drunk!sukuna is.

drunk!sukuna who wraps his arms around you when you get into bed with him and surprisingly he places a kiss on your forehead and in a husky voice says, "thank you for taking care of me princess. i love you so much, sweet dreams"

comments and reblogs are appreciated