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Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.
Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.
Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.
Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.
Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?
Bruce: what.
Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.
#batman#dc comics#kid!tim#I love those fics#they need to make Nightwing a little more unhinged tho#like I would expect both Jason and Dick to hate each other until they find a common enemy (Bruce)#and annoy the shit out of him#or until they find stalker Timothy Drake following them are met with a bought of brotherly concern so strong they don’t even blink an ey#they don’t even care when tim accidentally calls them by their civilian name#they just look at each other and kidnap him#Tim’s just along for the ride#he gets to swing with them through Gotham (so cool!!) and ride nightwings motorbike!!! and see the batcave!!!#little eight year old Tim’s dream come true#tim Drake#Jason Todd#dick Grayson#Robin#Nightwing#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#mine
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this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)
#just imagine keigo and touya being heros together#flirting while saving people#i would die for this#i hate endeavor so much#toga would've been a great health assistant i know it#my hero academia#mha#i love them so much#touya todoroki#mha touya#toga himiko#toga mha#dabihawks#dabi#mha dabi
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hunters
#artists on tumblr#been super busy all year#but trying to sketch some personal art sometimes too#there's so many pieces i want to make#but most of them are massive and will take a lot of time#if i vanish for a month just know i'm somewhere out there cooking#also just got my plane tickets to finland for this summer...#the prices are nuts but i need to go back at least once a year#to see my mom and my friends#as much as i hate flying#excited to visit a con this summer#the first one in many many years#just as a visitor#though it would be awesome to do artist alley one day
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[Rook voice] maybe if you had some friends you'd calm down 🙄
#kunst huli#zea dao oc#dragon age#datv#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#rook datv#rook thorne#solas dragon age#fen'harel#i had this. in my head. since i finished the game for the first time DFJGKDFJG#also kind of on topic? theres a song#'no one ever gave us the right' by marble sounds#kind of veilguard coded tbhhh#rook @ solas being like 'how could you have lived but not learned'#because MAN......#but its fun. its a fun dynamic#its been fun to think about how zea would like. think about the guy#i dont think theyll hate him. theyre too....idk. believing-in-the-best-in-people#but they would definitely be frustrated#and then also angry post-prison#they WOULD get fooled by him on some level. theyre too trusting DFGJKDFGJ#even when actively telling themself they should Not trust him#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#anyway kind of funny/sad to realize that solas has no friends bcs he keeps killing them DFGJKLDJGDFg
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you mean nothing to me
#transformers#transformers one#megatron wins custody au#megatron#bumblebee#b 127#maccadam#ough they make me so sad#i have soo many thoughts about them...#my AU is not happy at all sorry#bee isnt a decipticon hes basically factionless at the moment he just wants to be with megatron#megatron just hates him so much#bee reminds him of everything that he hated so much about himself#hed think about bee down there in sub level 50 for so long and he would just get so angry#his eyes that r still blue and remind him of the autobots of the miners of elita of orion#why wont they change color#why are they still blue#is he going to leave to join the autobots...?#his stupid son that he hates so much but he actually really does 😭#he just has so many mixed feelings on him#and bee is always trying to be a voice of reason and it just frustrates him even more#bee by no means has any decipticon values...#he doesnt agree with megatron he just didnt want him to be alone#i have so many brain worms that i want to share with all of u...
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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I will die on the hill that to understand Anidala you have to accept that Padme saw the red flags clear as day and went for it anyway. Why? Because Anakin was honest with her. Because Anakin, for all his idolising and putting her on a pedestal, still saw and treated her as a human being, even argued against her at times without fear or without hiding behind clever words. Because Anakin made her feel the youth that was taken from her at a young age. She was captured by the boyish charm and the awkwardness and the blunt honesty, and so when he came to her with a billion red flags, she went for it anyway. He was a breath of fresh air to her.
To understand Anidala you must understand they are 100% freak4freak. They are both children who grew up too fast and are now in a secret relationship giggling like teenagers in their twenties. This is vital to them. Padme is not a flawless character or an idea of perfection, on the contrary she is a very human character who was put in charge of her people at fourteen, something that had a lasting impact on her, and so she is choosing her childhood joy and a fairytale romance over the red flags her husband is waving. She is the OG ‘I can fix him’ mentality. No one is doing it like her.
‘The red flags are mass murder’ and the point still stands.
#Star Wars#Anidala#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#I can’t find my old long posts on this where I went more in depth which is a shame#either way I just hate the idea that its narratively bad for Padme to fall for Anakin#because people expect Padme to be perfect and reasonable#as if she isn’t a messy traumatised person herself#she’s just better at concealing that fact#couple’s counselling and facing parenthood together I think would have done wonders for them. unfortunately Palpatine
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me and the
the polycule
#couldn’t help myself#i love and hate being a multi shipper#because i can make shit like this 😭#but also idk if people think it’s weird or not……#berdly is only there because he’s dating kris… the others tolerate him#deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#noelle holiday#berdly deltarune#suselle#kriselle#krusie#kerdly#kris got all the hoes DAYUM#berdly would call them a rizzler
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"Are you real?"
"I'm real, Doctor. I missed you so much..."
#didn't expect them to be my brand new hyperfixation saving me from the horrors of so called real life#but they are they are...#btw i hate mushrooms#mushroom planet is literally my nightmare#so I thought Ivo would be extremely traumatized after such an experience#and way more happy to see Stone than it was shown in the movie#stobotnik#dr robotnik#agent stone#ivo robotnik#sonic movie universe
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
#naruto fanart#naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#fukasaku#I know the headcanon that Minato got the “flee on sight” order because he killed a thousand iwa nin (in the anime) is super popular#but I always thought it was more likely that he got that order on him because anyone he touched became a security risk#I know in my heart Minato learnt how to teleport bijudamas by using the Hiraishin and sending them to Iwa#Minato put a finger on you? good luck#now if you ever put a foot in your village it can and will get nuked :)#or in the best-case scenario he will simply appear in the middle of your camp and murder all of you#I also like the idea of Minato putting a kunai in the middle of one of the oil ponds in Mount Myoboku#and use the Hiraishin to send his enemies there#puff now you're a toad statue#ahh so many possibilities...#Kishi missed making Minato a true nightmare in the 4th war *sigh*#I understand though. A clever Minato with the Hiraishin would be too OP#they had to dumb him down. Cowards all of them *sigh again*#my hate for that arc knows no bounds#but it's ok it's ok I got your back Minato <3#also updating the tags a day later because I totally forgot to talk about the drawing itself lol#but I think it’s actually extremely weird that supposedly so many people turned to stone while training with the toads#the scroll Naruto signed only had 5 names on it despite being passed down for generations#and even if there were more scrolls around or people simply went to Mt Myoboku to train in senjutsu#I don't think the toads would let them turn into statues???#they clearly care about their students and go through great lengths so Jiraiya DOESN'T turn to stone while using SM#so there being so many statues around of people failing SM training never made much sense to me#so I decided Minato (during the 3rd war) was the one responsible for that#he deserves it ✨
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Police officer: Unfortunately the only person available to pick you up was your brother in law.
James: I don’t have a brother in law.
Police officer: He’s listed right here… Bartemius Crouch Jr.
James: I’ve genuinely never heard that name in my entire life.
Barty, walking in: I’ve been summoned.
James:
James: Your name is Bartemius??
James: My life is a lie
James: How can I go on
#James didn’t think of Sirius as a brother in law bc they’re fucking BROTHERS dammit#I love their dynamic#they pretend to hate each other but they would absolutely bail each other out of jail#barty crouch jr#james potter#harry potter#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders#sirius black#wolfstar#incorrect wolfstar quotes#remus lupin#jegulus#incorrect regulus black quotes#regulus black#jegulus imagine#bartylus#incorrect sunkiller quotes#sunkiller#your honor I love them
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I feel fandom would get along a lot better if there was mutual understanding that liking a character, agreeing with a character, and thinking the character is well constructed/executed are all separate (if often overlapping) positions, each with their separate tastes and subjectivities. Also: character portrayals are intended to make the audience feel things; this is separate from (if often overlapping with) analyzing/appreciating their actions and role in the story.
#I would queue this because it's truly not character-specific#but there is always something happening with a character so that probably wouldn't help lol#anyway I'm making this nonrebloggable because I am not interested in the tomato throwing atmosphere out there#do not clown in bad faith on this post or in my inbox please I will just delete it#op#it's just over time I do see a pattern of like “I think X character was wrong in this” and some reactions being “you *hate* X character!”#or that if you like a character you *must* agree with them and/or have such a deep an endless compassion for their faults and mistakes#that it comes all the way back around to removing their agency because HOW could they do any different#and if you do not give them this grace then it is antithetical to you liking them or enjoying them or even just being neutral on them#when this is often not the case#like as an Essek and Jonas Spahr enjoyer their fuck-ups are very essential to why they have any sort of “grow as a person” arc#characters *have* to have texture and foibles or they are stagnant in the story - let your fave fuck up a bit! As a treat!#and lastly I'll just say that my point here is NOT that everyone is always positive or that haterism doesn't exist.#Some commentary just seems to happen at different frequencies from each other and it catalyzes more angst than it needs to
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even dogs pass the mirror test
#hello again everyone. how's it going#isat loop#in stars and time#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#isat#lucabyteart#isat spoilers#so. had this idea Before getting my hands on the artbook and being validated. literally have a voice note from 4:30am on the 8th where#i frantically noted down this just horrid horrid horrid caption because i'd been musing on the sasasap Dress line all day i suppose#just kind of rotating in my brain the way any kind of first time trying on new clothes for them would be .#just absolutely mental breakdown material and not one i think would be recovered from quickly. they hate being in their own skin#like. a lot? like a lot. the collateral of any kind of transfemme read was barely in my mind until it ended up relevant again while i was#actively working on this. because christ that's a bad combo. 2x different forms of body dysphoria in one. maybe even 3x somehow#plus any scenario where they get clothes is... likely gifted. something they react viciously negatively to in game and i doubt#would improve thereafter. just a veritable katamari of disgust and self-loathing#like i was mostly just thinking abt how a lot of our collective depictions of loop being alienated from their body are rather abstract#in a body horror way mostly. on account of loop being more of a metaphor than a person half the time. so i think i wanted to depict#something closer to just. a human level of body dysphoria. no focus on the whole duplicate thing just... raw disgust for the self#but with the addition of recent discussion and playing ball more with the she/her loop and transfem loop angle...#scenario of leaning into femininity to try throw off suspicion on who they are PLUS realising they might want that PLUS the party#trying to use this to bond with them PLUS body dysphoria PLUS new!gender dysphoria PLUS the usual revulsion for wanting and desire#like. that is a catastrophic combination . not coming out of that one without it getting worse for a few weeks thereafter#that's a real lash out at everyone around them and then recede in shame type breakdown. which im sure looks interesting from#the party's pov because jesus christ that touched a nerve something awful (<- they only have half the context AT BEST)#. so . there's your free scenario to ponder on if you'd want to. seeing as ive done a picture without a shitload of words on it for once#ALSO don't get smart with me in the tags about the mirror test being an absolutely ass test in most regards re: self-awareness#or that things like minnows pass it. i'm a fellow pedant dont worry. it's just that minnow doesn't really have the same ring as dog yknow?#this is supposed to be like an absolutely excruciatingly self loathing thought spoken aloud of a caption. it's pithy and cruel on purpose#and more than a little inspired by (reblogged yesterday) liminal space's 'there is no other dog. it's just you'
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A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!
(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#ming fan#ning yingying#listen. i know that the probable CORRECT way of reading this is that ''man i hate hearing about this stupid harem drama so much that#even hearing about something as gross as THIS would somehow be better!!''#but i choose not to read it that way#because sqq and his monster obsession is absolutely hilarious to me#he's already kept the short haired beast why not build onto the menagerie?#also i like to headcanon that sqh has a PARTICULAR dislike for these things after sqq kept fucking throwing them at him during#the immortal alliance conference#my art#EDIT: why must one always notice the typos while in bed two hours after posting??#peace and love for everyone that politely ignored that and reblogged it anyway
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need to draw the bishops more. especially heket. for lesbian reasons
#majora.txt#my wife the eldritch frog goddess who would hate me#i love the bishops so much i have GOT to draw them (and write them) more WAH!!!!!!!!!! WAUUGUAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i should also try drawing the goat but i can never settle on a design for them :sob:
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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.
#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know#im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie#or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them#snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow!#but then shes gone…. for a while……#and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book#that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss#the hunger games#coriolanus snow#tbosas#lucy gray baird#not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration#but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause#like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not.#snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time#he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets#and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets#he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved#but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall#he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires
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