#I would snort

[littler3d]

Do I think this man is/was a Jedi? No

Do I still want him to be force sensitive? Absolutely

Would it be really funny if he just had a really strong magnet? Yeah actually it would be

[the-muppet-joker]

What colour horse are you

A gentle cream :3 but I have purple eyes and my hooves are sharp and deadly

[chronicowboy]

now we have confirmed fake/presumed dead bobby (it's simply not real) i can finally posit my theory that the bts of buck sobbing behind a firetruck is him telling eddie what happened over the phone. like buck would be heartbroken but he'd try to hold it together for everyone, especially if he was still running around with athena when bobby's "death" happens but the one person he'd let himself breakdown with is eddie. even over the phone, 800 miles away.

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

kingdom hearts χ saga bundle with union cross and dark road cutscene movies and playable missing link for the ps4. They can cancel the game but they can’t stop me from dreaming

[vaguely-concerned]

so. lucanis' trinkets are whetstones. davrin's trinkets are whittling knives, the item descriptions of which note the need to be sharpened frequently. coincidence??? oh-ho-ho. some people might indeed think that, but I'm not so sure.

(I am imagining a very charming scenario post-burying the hatchet after Weisshaupt where davrin is like '*looks down at figure he's carving while rook is busy talking to someone annoying and important or whatever, looks at too-dull whittling knife, looks at lucanis sitting next to him, swallows pride, sighs* ...lucanis can I borrow your whetstone for a moment 🥺👉👈 I forgot mine at home'. and I think lucanis has enough little shit energy left in that relationship to maybe ask to hear the magic word, warden, and then let's see, but that's only to get to hear davrin say 'lmao go fuck yourself lucanis' with beginning real affection. and then he's like 'of course you can. if we can get spite to stop playing with it for five minutes, at least'. and rook returns to a scene of unexpected peace and co-operation and spirited and exhaustingly in-depth conversations about the best knife sharpening techniques. assan has been eating sawdust while no one was paying attention and is going to throw up within the hour but no one has been stabbed or even threatened with it and we must take our wins where we can find them in this messed up twice-blighted world)

[gomzdrawfr]

Raven calling Ghost dude even after they’re dating, Ghost who then starts calling Raven increasingly corny or weird nicknames

You got the regular babe, baby, dear, birdie, sweetheart, princess, love, sleepyhead

Then the corny one which she hates like honey, sugarplum, pumpkin, bae, angel, doll, cutie, snookums

Then it gets increasingly unhinged like dumpling, lobster smasher, personal pillow, arsenal R-19, overprized kitty, blanket thief, Miss I know what I’m doing, Miss tummyache survivor etc

[aestknowsbest]

Clothes swap for my favorite characters ever in the whole entire world that DC seems to hate for some reason

[not-so-superheroine]

the ben 10 mpreg episode is frequently on my mind. it pops up at random intervals.

like the necrofriggian babies just fucked off to the other side of the universe and were mentioned in passing once later on. twice if you count the video games. seems like a significant event, but it's just back to business in the next episode. "save the last dance" is also known as one of the best episodes in the series (if not the best of alien force overall) and not just for the babies. also for the impactful character interactions and relationship development.

wild.

also, ben is only 15 years old in alien force. that's almost one baby for every year he's been alive (he has 14 of them). i will never get over that. unforgettable.

[feng-shui71]

I'm sorry if my ask keeps getting eaten, but maybe something wholesome?

I have a hc from re5 Wesker that since he wrinkles his nose when he's mad, I think if he laughs hard enough, he snorts so maybe Excella, Chris or Jordan doing smthn to make him laugh hard?

Of course anon!!

[autismsupersoldier]

this tale ends by daniil, with the intention to prank, leading vlad jr to the edge of town and telling him they bury all post-op tits here. later that night vlad jr begins digging underground for what he later explains as a Scientific Curiosity. a third outbreak happens

[itneverendshere]

alrighty imagine rafe feeling jealous for the first time in his life and absolutely not knowing how to navigate through it, so he just takes it out on you 🤗 he's down bad so it's funny

just a lil something for y'all:

rafe cameron does not get jealous.

why would he? he has the world at his feet—wealth, status, popularity, and seemingly limitless opportunities. got everything he wants and needs in his perfect kook-life, right? there’s absolutely nothing that could make him envious of others. he’s been moving through life with a sense of entitlement, accustomed to getting what he wants when he wants it.

that earth-shattering confidence translates into his sexual life. if there was such a thing as mastering the subtle art of not giving a fuck, god, he’d get a nobel prize for that shit. 

rafe likes to indulge in the pleasures of his fantastic mortal life without the burden of attachment of commitment, just thinking about tying himself up to someone else makes him want to drive his jeep into the nearest wall. 

that’s not the life he wants. that kind of bullshit gets people depressed or killed; he’s seen enough of that kind of misery in his lifetime. 

he knows he’s got a reputation by now. it precedes him, and he revels in it. and people say he’s a bad guy? please, he’s doing the entire female community a favor. there’s no point in restricting his independence for one person. 

no feelings involved, no clinging, and no, he’s not fucking cuddling someone after he just blew his load into their back. The women he involves himself with know what they’re getting themselves into when they open their pretty legs for him.

 it’s great. 

no stupid headaches, no fights, no “why didn’t you text me back?”, complete radio silence unless they want something from him or vice versa. sure, there have been a few girls who needed a collective reminder of his rules, which he does by always cutting them off.

no one’s ever made him want to throw his philosophy out the window. can you imagine that happening? rafe cameron…feeling…something other than complete horniness for someone else? enough to make him want to commit capital murder when someone else thinks they’re entitled to touch what’s his?

no, of course not.

that’d be insane. completely impossible. rafe cameron would never get his perfect hands dirty with filth. not in this universe or lifetime. 

or so he thought. 

“you have a real problem, you know that?”

if looks could kill he’d be seven feet under. you’re shooting daggers at him through your pretty eyes, hands settling on your hips. if he wasn’t raging with misplaced anger issues, he’d tell you how fucking beautiful you look tonight.

“me?” rafe grits out as he sticks his fingers into his chest, “you want to talk about problems, sweetheart?” his words drip with venom, a thinly veiled attempt to deflect the intensity of his own emotions.

you don’t back down, though, gaze steady and unwavering as you meet his challenge, “i’m not the one who just punched the living shit out of someone else!”

rafe's lip curl into a mocking smirk. "whose fault is that?” he quips, the barb aimed squarely at your intellect.

a violent urge to strangle him takes hold of you, anger nipping at your skin, “what the hell is wrong with you?”

he doesn’t know why he did it. all he remembers was that in that moment, while watching you entertain someone else, he wanted to snap someone’s neck in half. and he’d be damned if he didn't get what he wanted. 

rafe’s head tilts, oh so slowly, to the side, pretty blue eyes burning your skin, “i’m not the one letting some sleazy bastard get their hands under my slutty dress.”

that didn’t come out right. 

it made much more sense in his head. he doesn’t want to admit it, doesn’t want to acknowledge the gnawing jealousy that threatens to consume him whole.

“slutty dress?! this is vintage versace you possessive lunatic!”

“so fucking what?” he saunters closer, seemingly calm, except that’s the one thing that he never is, “did they run out of fabric in Italy?”

you watch him, a little mesmerized by the way the moonlight accentuates his features, heart pounding. he stops in front of you.

you must’ve taken a good hit to the head if you believe rafe cameron feels anything for you besides some sort of allure to your cunt. you know better than that. you open your mouth to speak, but rafe’s quick to lift one of his hands, tapping your lip with his finger.

“this is supposed to be like— a casual thing, right?” he exhales a breath, voice barely louder than a murmur.

you tip your chin up, “what are you getting at?’”

 “no strings. so, i really shouldn't be this fucking pissed about seeing you post a picture with that asshat face, smiling, his arm around you. that stupid fucking caption.”

straightening your posture, you don’t let his sugar-coated confession get to you, remaining silent for the time being. what’s his deal? is the devil spawn...confessing?

“speaking of photos…i just looked at a really cute one of you before, can you guess which one?”

and watch that picture be the one where you're on all fours in his truck's backseat lmao😃👀

[youwouldntmakeablog]

You wouldn’t eeby a deeby

[ID: The "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't eeby a deeby" /END ID]

[eryanlainfa]

Le boy

[mrmeepsmadmind]

stack being such a big presence even while in the hivemind because he's already so attuned to everyone's emotions constantly to try && keep the cheer && make sure everyone's happy so he can keep being of delightful service to everyone.. && also This Sad Cat Image would literally be him with .0000000001 nanosecond of not having everyone's attention on him 24/7. && the Hive has no choice but to cater to his every ache && need or he'll keep hashing the vibe by being an attention wh0re

remmick trying to convert someone else to his hive: hi-

stack: oh i am just small potatoes .

rem: ???

stack: oh i am nothingness. oh i am unimportance 😔

[astral-aromance]

Controversial Silmpost time

I don't blame Elwing for not returning the Silmaril. She was really nothing more than a child. I also can't really blame Dior for the same reason (though he is more complicated, because if he was a mannish child and not half-elven because of Luthien's Choice, he was fully grown at 34). But Thingol and Luthien? Oh yes. Yes, I blame them.

They knew damn well what would happen eventually, Luthien even experienced the Fëanorians at their worst 1st hand, almost getting forced into a marriage all for the sake of the Silmarils. She knew that they'd do ANYTHING, even to their own friend and cousin, because she saw it. They even tried to kill her and Beren. They knew the story of Alqualondë. They knew. But they willingly kept that thing around their family, their *children* even knowing full well that it would likely be the death of them. Heck, Luthien, and Beren aged and died prematurely because of the presence of that thing, and she yet still gave it to her young son with small children while knowing that the Girdle was gone.

Of course, the Fëanorians had no right to do what they did, that goes without saying. But Thingol, Luthien, and Beren really should have known better. Anti-Fëanorian or Anti-Sindar, there is simply no denying that the Elders of the royal line of Doriath played a huge role in the decimation of the kingdom and Sirion later.

They are certainly not blameless in the whole thing. It's more like a 75% vs 25% thing rather than 50/50, but certainly not negligible enough to be glossed over or ignored.

In the end, my question is just... If you know that a fire will eventually kill you if you don't turn off the stove, despite it having been very difficult to light it, why would you deliberately leave it on, even if the fire warned you multiple times that you should turn it off?

[seasononesam]

They should have let Dean chain smoke cigarettes. And they should have let Sam smoke weed. And they should have let Dean also smoke weed. And maybe snort cocaine. Like once or twice. And. They should have let them say fuck.

me in eric kripke’s DMs on twitter after one drink