#I’m ready 🤨💍

[nateezfics]

hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))

[wherechaoswins]

🎣 WELL NOW, LEMME TELL YA... 🌊🐟 That woman o’ mine? She’s finer’n a prize catch! Reeled ‘er in years back, an’ lemme tell ya—I ain't lettin’ go! 💍⚓ 💬 "Sugar, ya ready fer some deep-sea divin’ tonight?" 🌊👀 She give me that look. You know the one. 🤨 Then she smirks— "Hope ya brought a big net, fisherman." 🎣🔥 Boy, I tell ya… I’m boutta cast my line RIGHT NOW.

[bitchiswild]

storytime on how you got married because i just remember being at work when all of a sudden the marriage bot appeared and i was like ? 'who' and then BOOM you and lila were now a married couple (also the day my heart broke???)

@kittyl1z ohh Sienna... will your heart break again when I tell this story?😭

I basically gave the gist of how Lila @lilacura and I got married in the first goon central story, but sienna wants the details,so the details she will get. 😌

So it all started when Lila and I were planning my trip to her country cause we both love planning things for fun. We yapped about things we would do, where i would stay, how long i should stay, when i should come over, how she would buy me a plane ticket (sugar mommy fr) etc. THENNNN WE GOT OFF TOPIC AND STARTED talking about our birthdays, THEN we talked about our horoscopes and how she's a fire sign and I'm an air sign, so I told her that we are compatible because fire needs air to live.😎 (HAHAHA)

The she was like "STOPPPP WE'RE SOULMATES🤭" and i was like "YESSSS ATP PROPOSE TO MEEEE🤪" I was kidding during that time... but then Lila was like 🤨"who said u weren't already my wife?" in my mind i was like oh?(EHEHEH) I looked at my finger and replied to her "wheres the ring??? i see none" 🤨🤔

Then lila left to go find me a ring, she was sending me photos, but your gurly was being VERYYY MUCH PICKY WITH HER RINGS🥰 BUTTTTT Lila worked hard trying to find me a ring but none piped my interest so i went to look for it myself and sent her a pic of it and she was like "OH YOU LIKE THIS ONE?" ( yes yes i did) the she told me to wait then a second later SHE SENT THE SAME PHOTO I SENT HER TO ME AND TOLD ME TO ACT LIKE SHE CHOSE IT. so i was like "OMGGGGG ITS SOOO NICEEE YESSSSSS" then i took the ring and brought it to an editing app and edited the ring on My finger and sent it back to lila AND IT FUCKING LOOK LEGIT LMAOOOOO.

THEN THE NEXT DAY, THAT WAS WHEN WE ADOPTED KEER @keervah AND JADE @jade-jini AND LILA TOLD ME WE HAVE 2 KIDS AND I TOLD HER THAT WE DIDNT EVEN GET MARRIED YET AND WE ALREADY HAVE KIDS😭😭 but then Lila was like "I proposed yesturday🙄" and i was like "but theres no wedding🙄" ( like we didnt even sign papers😯) of course that made lila be like "WOW OKAY OUR ENGAGEMENT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU" i was shook🧍‍♀️ ( LIKE DID I NAWT SAY YESS???? I AGREEED, OUR ENGAGEMENT MADE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET, BUT WE JS NEVER SIGNED PAPERS?!) THEN SHE WAS LIKE YOU DIDNT EVEN GET ME A RING ( but little did she know i had a ring ready for her 😎 in my camera roll) So i sent it to her and of course SHE LOVEDDD ITTTTTT WHAT CAN I SAYYYYYYYYYYYY

It was perfect it was so her too then YOU SIENNA GOT BROUGHT UP CAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FANFIC ABOUT ME, LILA, AND SIENNA (the love triangle ff) ( guys would you be down for a fanfic like that?) ( IM KIDDING PLSS) and how in the fanfic lila would be the one to win in the end and i was TEASING I SAID "WHAT IF I LIKE SIENNA TOO" then lila got sad 😔 ( my bad bb) and was like "but we are the ones getting married." (rememberrr i said yesss to her proposallll i wouldnt js do it with any oneeee :p) but i apologized :3

Then the next day we added a marriage bot to the server :3 Thats when lila and i made our marriage official surrounded by people we love and care about watching me click the yes button😭🎉

In the end I’m happy and I hope lila is happy too😰(CONFIRM NOW!!) we are silly, we cry together, be sleepy together, send each other TikTok’s and chat all the time we are two peas in a pod (soulmates even 💅🏼) and I wouldn’t change a thing :33

:p

Our marriage anniversary is on March 1, 2024 💍🎉

but thats practically it for the story its a mess but thats just how i roll😎

LILA AND I'S RINGS 💕💕

[silversainz]

rumors to rest ୨ৎ CL 16

IN WHICH the rumors of you two dating comes to an end, when charles does the most unexpected thing at the end of an race.

requested yes / no

notes: I finished this late and near the end I kinda gave up sorry, there also might be some errors, Tumblrs been acting up lately, and messing up my layouts for the fic

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yourusername happy Tuesday lovely’s 💐❤️

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lilymhe you’re literally so gorgeous 😫

yourusername marry me 💍

alex_albon that’s my girlfriend?

yourusername marry me too? 💍

y/nlover drooling over you

charles_leclerc Tu es mignonne ❤️ you’re pretty

sainzz15 y’all make me sick

kissesfory/n oh just confirm it already

landonorris ew

yourusername is what I say whenever I see you

pierregasly 😍

yourusername telling Kika

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc it’s Tuesday, ready to start the season 👀

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ashleclerc16 the matching captions, interesting 🤨?

Sainzz55 so you’re delusional like us

y/nlover so now they’re traveling the world together…interesting 🤨

yourusername nice photos

charles_leclerc thank you a beautiful lady took them

leclercsainzz HOLD UP?!

sainzz16 my delusional self is shaking rn

norris444 yesterday she was packing on her stream and now her comment? I think they’re going to the abu Dhabi gp together?

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yourusername a wild y/n at an airport, where will she be going?

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y/nfanclub a wild Charles was seen at an airport to, wonder where he’s going?

ashleclerc16 maybe to the hotel with Charles 🤷‍♀️

stargirly/n rumor has it you’re traveling with Charles

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charles_leclerc who took the photos? 🤨

yourusername a handsome man took them?

sainzz556 sick y’all make me

stargirly/n I can’t stand y’all

allf1news

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allf1news charles and y/n l/n seen at the same airport that was arriving at Abu Dhabi today, could they have been traveling together for the Abu Dhabi gp, the last race of the season?

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vettelmick I mean, honestly speaking, she has friends in Abu Dhabi so she could be visiting them…?

norris444 SHUT UP LET US BE DELUSIONAL

stargirly/n NOT THE RIGHT TIME

leclerc4416 in all honesty, if the rumors of them dating are true, charles could find somebody better than her

stargirly/n STFU

yourusername I look pretty good for an 17 hour flight 🤭

y/lnfan16 I’m connecting the dots here

ashleclerc16 I don’t think I’m being delusional anymore

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yourusername Abu Dhabi is beautiful ❤️🌻

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kissesfory/n WHOS HAND IS THAT Y/N?!

lilymhe oh is that a mystery man?

Yourusername a mystery man for sure 🥰

ashleclerc16 I swear that’s a ring Charles wears all the time

sainzz554 y/n did you travel with Charles, yes or no 🎤

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charles_leclerc lovely photos love 💕

stargirly/n charles motherfucking leclerc stop right NOW

Norris444 literally nobody’s going to be shocked when y’all come out and say y’all are dating

landogasly guys she has a boyfriend…. I found his instagram account it’s @,ryanohan 💀

> Yourusername @,landogasly I don’t have a boyfriend love, that’s a dear friend of mine ❤️

yourusername posted to their story

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yourusername Abu Dhabi has been lovely lovely 💞💞

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ashleclerc16 SO YALL DID GO TO ABU DHABI TOGETHER

sainzz555 HOLY SHIT WE WERE RIGHT

lilymhe mystery man, no?

yourusername 🤔🤭

leclercsainzz this is the most boyfriend and girlfriend post I’ve ever seen

Rayleclerc deny y’all are dating again istg, I will shove this post in your face

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charles_leclerc fancy seeing you there ❤️

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allf1news y/n shows up to the paddock, along side charles, for the Abu Dubai gp, the last race of the season. 👀

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ashleclerc16 they’re matching omfg

sainzz she looks beautiful in red

user1655 they have matching outfits, matching rings, matching necklaces and matching shoes….but no they aren’t dating, I’m going insane

Carlosnorris not even my relationship but yet I’m going crazy over the fact that two people could be dating and still denying it..I need help

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yourusername it’s race day 🏎️🏎️❤️

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scudeiaferrari loving this ❤️

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ashleclerc16 Carlos is us with you and Charles

pearlgasly realistically speaking what if they aren’t actually dating?

sainzz respectfully shut up

Charlesnumberone honestly thinking the same thing

f1 oh which team are you going for? 👀

yourusername idk some red popular team or Williams

Charles_leclerc

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Charles_leclerc last race of the season, planned something special 🏎️

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ashleclerc16 should I be scared or scared

sainzz caption is making me feel mixed emotions

yourusername something special 🤔

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user1655 do the something special before the car breaks

norris444 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??

sainzz on the last race to…

rayleclerc this was unnecessary !!!

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yourusername something special, no?

beyond proud of you and I know your time will come, and I’ll be there standing right beside you cheering you on as loudly as I can. I’m ready to start the new year with you right by my side Mon amour pour toujours 💞💞

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Ashleclerc16 HIS SOMETHING SPECIAL TEARS FALLING

sainzz bro I fucking threw my phone across the room when he ran over and kissed you

charles_leclerc my something special forever ❤️

yourusername I’m crying again

stargirly/n THANK GOD ITS CONFIRMED I CAN STOP LOSING MY MIND

lilymhe mystery man revealed?

yourusername mystery man revealed indeed 🥰

Norris444 y’all dragged this on for too long WAYY too long

daniel444 now if y’all break up within a month imma go insane

lewis445 I’m so single, I’m sobbing

riccardobull the best friends to lovers trope I’m hating idc

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charles_leclerc something special forever, on to 2023 with you ❤️

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yourusername my forever and ever ❤️

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[warnersister]

INSTAMAGINE DANIEL RICCIARDO DATING AN ELITE RUNNER Pt.4

Daniel Ricciardo x Reader

Daniel Ricciardo x Runner Reader

F1

F1: WE OFFICIALLY REACH THE SUMMER BREAK WITH DANIEL RICCIARDO LEADING THE WDC, have a fun break kiddos😉

📍: summer

🏷️: F1

❤️: danielricciardo, youruser, carlossainz55 and 9,385,106 others

💬:

carlossainz55: just going to mention that he was watching @/youruser dancing to the national anthem in the second pic😇😇

-> youruser: carlossainz55 don’t tell me that the Dutch national anthem isn’t a complete bop

danielricciardo: hell yeah I am🤘🤘

-> youruser: danielricciardo proud of you🩷🩷

-> danielricciardo: youruser I’m so in love with you.

F1fan: can’t get over danny x yn

-> user1: F1fan parents🤧🤧

daniel ricciardo answers your burning question about the Charles situation with girlfriend yn ln•

youruser

youruser: last day of school for the summer holidays, someone’s a happy boy xx 😁❤️

📍: RedBull Hospitality Lounge

🏷️: danielricciardo, redbullracing

❤️: danielricciardo, charles_leclerc, F1 and 4,925,027 others

💬:

danielricciardo: it’s been incredible having you at my races finally❤️ but now it’s your turn… no rest for the wicked honey😉

-> youruser: danielricciardo Berlin Half???🤭

-> ynrunner: youruser my home city!!😆🫨

-> youruser: ynrunner see you there!

redbullracing: babe come look yn and danny have posted about each other again

-> youruser: redbullracing this is meant to be a professional page but it’s more like a Danny Ric appreciation page now

-> dannyricappreciation: youruser want my password?

F1wags: the cutest

-> danielricciardo: F1wags she’s adorable Ik

danielricciardo

danielricciardo: usually hate this time of year and get bored but I’ve got something to do this time around🤭

📍: celebrating

🏷️: youruser, F1

❤️: youruser, f1fan, redbullracing and 3,925,029 others

💬:

f1fans: pg 13 pls dan

-> danielricciardo: f1fans 18+ here 😈🖤

youruser: danny the waggy time

-> danielricciardo: youruser my fav🤤🤤

pierregasly: you two coming for drinks before you go?

-> youruser: @/danielricciardo 👀

-> danielricciardo: @/youruser 👀

redbullracing: we miss yn

-> danielricciardo: redbullracing me too

-> youruser: danielricciardo I’m sat next to you darling

-> danielricciardo: youruser not close enough😤

OUTOFPADDOCK

OUTOFPADDOCK: YN’s TURN TO STRIKE BACK - LECLERC SQUARES UP TO RICCIARDO BUT IS QUICKLY SHOT DOWN BY A STRONG SLAP TO THE FACE… literally.

📍: Bón Night Club

🏷️: youruser, danielricciardo, charles_leclerc

❤️: youruser, danielricciardo, and 486,105 others

💬:

f1wag: she’s so real for this

youruser: don’t touch me or my man🙂

-> danielricciardo: youruser 🙂💍👰‍♀️🤵🏻‍♂️

maxverstappen1: can confirm - still a mark

user1: all that ‘training’ from charles and all yn needs is a motive 🥱

-> user2: user1 oh to be slapped by Mrs Ricciardo

youruser

youruser: anyways… Berlin HM time!! 🥳

📍: Berlin

🏷️: berlinmarathon, danielricciardo

❤️: danielricciardo, berlinmarathon, nnrunningteam and 4,927,026 others

💬:

user1: daniel is ready to photograph😭📸

danielricciardo: waiting for you 21km down the road!! 😘😘

-> maxverstappen1: danielricciardo whipped

-> danielricciardo: maxverstappen1 so whipped in in a neck brace

nnrunningteam: WE GO AGAIN‼️‼️

berlinmarathon: banner is waiting for you to cross the line!🩵

-> runningposts: berlinmarathon already know she’s going to win😭

ynrunner

ynrunner: DANIEL RICCIARDO AT FINISH LINE WAITING FOR YN😭😭

📍: Berlin Marathon

🏷️: danielricciardo, youruser

❤️: danielricciardo, youruser, f1fan and 593,027 others

💬:

danielricciardo: I’m being watched 👀👀

-> ynrunner: danielricciardo 🫣😳

f1fan: we love dan the man wag 😭

-> user1: f1fan 👆

maxverstappen1: bros wrapped up in a blanket while his girl is in a bra and shorts

-> danielricciardo: maxverstappen1 I’ll have you know it’s cold here.

-> michaelitaliano: danielricciardo you not racing it?? 🤔🤨

-> danielricciardo: michaelitaliano haha.

berlinmarathon

berlinmarathon: RUNNING LEGEND YN LN CROSSES THE FINISH LINE OF THE BERLIN HALF MARATHON IN A STAGGERING 1:04:28, BEATING THE FAVOURITED EILISH MCCOLGAN IN 2ND

📍: Berlin Marathon Finish Line

🏷️: youruser

❤️: youruser, nnrunningteam, ynrunner and 1,295,017 others

💬:

f1fan: F1?????????

-> berlinreports: f1fan Female group 1, although very convenient when you’re dating Daniel Ricciardo😅

ynrunner: saw her finish, was speechless🥲 could hear Daniel cheering her the last 600m

-> user1: ynrunner aww🥹

nnrunningteam: 🙏🙏

-> berlinmarathon: nnrunningteam🥇🥇

youruser: loved every second😭❤️❤️

-> danielricciardo: youruser … I wonder why👀👀

danielricciardo: I’m so in love with her.

youruser

youruser: Berlin 1:04:28🥇Ricciardo 3:08:2023💍

📍: Berlin Marathon Finish Line

🏷️: berlinmarathon, danielricciardo

❤️: berlinmarathon, danielricciardo, redbullracing and 23,915,106 others

💬:

danielricciardo: yn ricciardo 1:04:28❤️

maxverstappen1: congratulations!!

-> youruser: maxverstappen1 love you max😘

-> maxverstappen1: youruser yn you’re an engaged woman we can’t continue our affair

-> youruser: maxverstappen1 shhhh🙄🤫

-> user1: youruser I love the max x yn banter

-> danielricciardo: user1 I don’t🙂

-> user1: danielricciardo BAHAHA

f1wags: f1 Wag😍😍

ynrunner: I saw the proposal dan gave her the medal and had a mic and yn started crying and omg my heart🥹❤️

-> youruser: ynrunner best moment of my life

emmajanelbates: congrats my love😭❤️

danielricciardo

danielricciardo: Mrs Ricciardo from the start and nothing else❤️💍

📍: Berlin Marathon Finish Line

🏷️: youruser, berlinmarathon

❤️: youruser, redbullracing, f1 and 24,105,827 others

💬:

youruser: always yours, honey❤️

-> danielricciardo: youruser mine all mine❤️

carlossainz55: congrats!!❤️🌶️

-> youruser: carlossainz55 Gracias, chilli!! 😘🌶️

englishathletics: tell yn she needs to change her name on her elite affiliation form👀❤️

-> youruser: englishathletics yn ricciardo ready to race‼️🫡

danielricciardo: Mrs Ricciardo cumming December 2023

-> maxverstappen1: danielricciardo 🤨🤨🤨🤨

-> user1: danielricciardo misspelling there mate?

-> danielricciardo: user1 … no

maxverstappen1: we’re not going to talk about how you’ve had that ring since the second date?

-> youruser: maxverstappen1 what😶

-> danielricciardo: youruser it came in handy🤷🏻‍♂️

pt 5??? I feel like I have so much more to give this plot line I can’t end it here😭😭•

[imthebestgirl]

Earth42!Miles Morales x FAB!Reader

DO NOT STEAL OR TRANSLATE MY WORK AT ALL.

Warnings! smutty (aged up miles and reader he is not a minor!!) black reader! pet names: mami, ma, beautiful, sweetheart, baby, etc. some degrading

Synopsis: Miles notices you aren’t home after a heated argument over text. He calls you to ask where you are but you don’t answer. This leads to his search and his punishments.

1:42 PM

Mami😍: Miles where you at???

4LIFER💍: Out.

Mami😍: Wym out ive been searching for you everywhere 🤨

4LIFER💍: why you worrying where I’m at mind your business that’s where I’m at stop texting me.

Mami😍: okay it’s gon be the same shit when you ask me where I’m at.

4LIFER💍: i want you to say that to my face 😂

Mami😍: okay don’t bother asking where I’m at when I’m gone 😚.

4LIFER💍: don’t worry ma I’ll know where you at.

“Mami😍 has phone on do not disturb”

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7:30 PM

Y/N’s POV

As I pulled up my skimpy dress over my thighs I heard a soft ding coming from my phone on the bed. Walking over to my bed to check who it was from it read..

MaKayKay😇: GIRLLL YOU READY??

Y/N😈💜: wait ugly im almost done 😒😞

MaKayKay😇: HURRY DAT ASS UP

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8:25 PM

Miles POV

As I was getting ready to leave the stressful world of being “The Prowler” I was thinking about how I was gonna make up my rude tone in my texts with a nice old fashion loving. I get a notification from Instagram..

“ERRYBODYENVYZY/N posted!

As I watched the 3 videos that Y/N posted. I stood, stared stopping in my tracks because I knew I told her to stay at home knowing that there’s usually criminals at this time of night.

Opening my messages, I go to her number to scold her about leaving the house to go “party” outside AT NIGHT with her so called friends who obviously don’t have self respect.

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4LIFER💍: Y/N bring yo ass home NOW.

4LIFER💍: Y/N I’m not gonna tell you again.

4LIFER💍: okay dont let me find you..

Mami😍: she busy rn.

Mami😍 has phone on do not disturb

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Y/N’s POV

9:13 PM

I knew he was gonna be mad because I sent that text but to be honest I don’t care. He wanted to act out so I’m gonna do it back, Though the party is starting to die down I was gonna call a Uber and have my last drink.

9:22 PM

I thanked the Uber driver and got out the car. The party was short but, pretty fun and I needed to get out the house anyways. I unlocked the door thinking the house was empty. I was so wrong….

As I stood in-front of the couch Miles greeted me with a serious and if-stares-could-kill facial expression. I didn’t know what to say but sorry, almost immediately after I was gonna apologize he got up and grabbed my arm harshly.

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(Both 1st and 2nd person)

Miles grabbed the restraints out the closet where we kept the toys at I was a shriveled mess out of scarce but also slight arousal.

Miles POV

I grabbed her soft and delicate legs to spread them apart and tie them down onto the bed pillars. Repeating the same steps only with her arms ties to the bed post slightly behind the pillars.

(Bed pillars)

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2ND person?

“I told you to stop being dumb did I not?” Miles said with a sharp tone it was obvious he was tired cause his accent was more pronounced.

Y/N didn’t answer and only gave him a dirty look of disobedience and annoyance. But finally she answered “It was your fault anyways if you would’ve stopped ignoring my questions maybe we would be in a more comfortable position” signing her arms tied with her eyes going up to the bed pillars.

Miles annoyed and sexually frustrated he pulled her dress up slightly to reveal her absence of panties but her presence of wetness. Miles sticks the tip of his finger in her wet hole.

Y/N’s whimpers a soft “please amor” and a slight back arch moaning after miles sticks his finger further in.

“quieres otro?” Miles says quietly into her ear trailing his free hand up her neck and giving a soft squeeze.

“Yes please, more, more..” Y/N whimpers out but because of Miles anger of her disrespect towards him he pulls his finger out “beg for it mami” Miles says with entertainment of her want and need.

“Please papi..I’ll be good for you, promise” Y/N whimpers her pleads over and over until Miles finally takes out his length.

Miles spits onto her heat giving lube so he can easily slide into her wet, tight heat giving her pleasure that he knew she didn’t deserve for pulling a stunt like she did.

Miles decided to tease her by slowly moving knowing she couldn’t do anything to make him move any faster or harder.

Y/N moaned and begged “Please Miles I need it I’m sorry I won’t do it again please..” Y/N begs Miles felt remorse but still wanted a answer “What do you want mami?” Miles says in a loving tone.

Y/N answers fast with a loud “Fuck me! Fuck me! fuck me!” And Miles took the answer and pounded into her hard and fast giving her and himself pleasure.

Y/N morning and grunting and her toes curling hard and eyes rolling back. Miles let’s out a soft groan into her neck grabbing her braids while harshly pounding his tip into her cervix.

The pain and pleasure make her feel so good causing little squirts to spurt out of her and onto Miles abdomen and the soft silk sheets she just washed.

Miles grabs her hands and says “let go ma it’s okay you can cum.” As he was about to he softly yells “cum for me mami.!” And Y/N did so with him.

Miles and Y/N lays there for a minute to cool down before Y/N is untied. After Miles asks “you wanna take a bath while I wash the sheets?” And Y/N responds with a “only if you join me?” Miles softly smiles and grows a soft frown and says “don’t ever pull that shit again.”

THE. END.

i fr wrote this with my friend man I hope y’all like it and don’t come for me cause they are both ADULTS bruv.

[themasterpupil]

@heytheredahleah I always said I wouldn’t expose her and it’s been a year now 😌 but since your curious 🙄😬 long story short/no backstory 😏 I stop talking to this girl I was slowly entering a fuck buddy relationship with for like a month because she kept flaking on link ups and just overall lying and other toxic ass shit, after I already waited 2 years just to meet her 😳 we had stopped talking multiple times in between all that but this time a nigga was serious 😂 I wasn’t playing fool no more 😤!!! Whole month go by, I’m ready to start a fresh clean life like I just bought some new shoes 👞 I’m at a going away party for my auntie and my favorite cousins who I practically helped raise. She gon text me out the clear blue ever so randomly talking bout, “I’m killing my self tonight I’m only telling you cause you wouldn’t know but you probably don’t care so anyway have a good life it was cool tho you also didn’t care about me like that lol” straight killed my buzz from all the beer I’m drinking but I respond accordingly even though I’m already majorly depressed and I SWORE I wasn’t gon talk to her again like “Listen, I might not care about anything in life really but you really shouldn’t kill yourself and there’s more reasons why not than there is to why so just don’t. That shit ain’t funny” she gon have the nerve to tell me she not joking 😐 like you clearly seen that LOL at the end of that text message too riii ??? 🤔 said she was headed to the place right now whatever the fuck that had meant. I ain’t say nothing 🤐 next morning I text Hello, no response! Couple hours later I send a question mark but nada! About 3days later I seen her post on tumblr and at first I took it to be scheduled like maybe she really dead and just had that sitting waiting. I get a lil worried now feel me!!! I don’t want no police asking me questions and shit plus let’s be real suicide is a serious fucking thing and not to be played with at all ever so I’m baffled at this point. More time goes by, see her ass post again like ohhh nahhh she was dead lying, she was dead pulling my leg about her about to be dead 😦🤯 wig blown! I BLOCKT HER. But we still not finished yet 😪 even more time goes by, maybe months now and I’m still vex about it cause that shit is serious to me a lot!!! I do some accidental lurking (no funny shit it wasn’t intentional) lol see she been talking to a nigga who kinda sorta slightly resembles me 😯😧 I stop my foolish accidental antics but early this year I end up linking with another tumblr individual who also kinda resembles me and even does music like myself! 🤨 now he going on and on about his sexcapades (which I’m not a fan of at all) and starts describing a girl he been receiving nudes from who I instantly recognize mentally to be her 😑. I explain this to him and what she did to me but this nigga had the nerve to tell me thanks for the heads up but he might fuck her anyway. Exact words “still see what that ass is like in person”👌🏾THE NERVE! Then he wanna be my friend and shit like no nigga we are not compatible go thattaway 👉🏾🖕🏾💩!! Find out more shit from some other tumblr folk like she been sending those nudes to everybody which means my ass really wasn’t special. I hope she wasn’t doing that to make it seem like I leaked them or something cause that’s not my steez. Idk if dirt was being thrown on my name cause I wasn’t fucking checking... for a while, did some more accidental lurking once anddddd found out she married 😱💍🥴 again. And that’s the story pretty much!

I had a girl fake suicide just to get me to talk to her again