#I'M CRINGE BUT I'M FREE

[bears-are-my-favourite-colour]

Price being a tired father of 3 grown ass men has to be my favourite thing. And they're exploiting this fact.

All three have started their own little competition to see who can give Price the weirdest thing until he calls them out for it, but it's been going on for weeks now and all he does it pocket the item or places it down in front of him with little to no comment. It started off with random bits of stationary, the occasional rock, maybe a few casings, then it moved onto bigger things including a whole ass chair Ghost had given him, knives and his own side arm but aside from a few raised brows, the man didn't say anything. It was always at random moments too, while he was in his office, in meetings, the canteen, in the middle of a phone call, in the middle of the night where he was woken up by one of them to take whatever was being offered, there had been too many times where Soap had passed him something while he was using the bathroom or Gaz sticking his arm around the shower wall to offer whatever he had found that day.

Whenever Laswell has the particular misfortune to be in the same place, she was included into this game and while she offered up more words than Price did, often thanking them as if they hadn't dropped a toaster into her hands, she too didn't make an effort to question or stop it.

[sshikazul]

[blue-octoous]

I don't know if anyone else has done this AU but anyway

An AU where sebastian was never arrested for the murders and works for urbanshade as an engineer

That's all

[chibinasuu]

Sanji treasures his hands. 

He never uses them for violence, or for destruction. Instead, Sanji uses his hands to create.

From a humble onigiri to a hearty beef bourguignon, to a fancy cocktail or a fluffy soufflé. There is nothing that those hands couldn’t whip up instantly on any of the crew’s whim. 

But most of all, Sanji uses his hands to love.

His hand holds yours so gently, other times interlocking tightly as if never wanting to let go.

His hands knead and rub your tight shoulders, your tired feet, your aching back.

His hands pour fragrant shampoo upon your hair, massaging your scalp as you relax in the hot waters of the tub.

His hand stays at the small of your back whenever you were walking together, keeping you near in a sea of strangers.

His hands tickle your sides playfully, coaxing sweet, joyful laughter out of you.

His hand stroke your hair to a hummed lullaby as you fall asleep.

His hands grip your waist so tenderly as you slow dance around the kitchen, the moonlight streaming in through the window.

His hands roam up and down your back as he holds you in a warm embrace, your heart racing in time with his.

His hands cup your face, caressing your cheeks as he gazes lovingly into your eyes.

His hands worship your body, featherlight touches on your skin leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake. 

Sanji treasures his hands, and he uses them to treasure you.

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[shovelin]

where are my big lavellan girlies at

[fenicearts420]

*drops this and runs*

(in the distance) YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Edit: Had to go back and draw the back pocket and folds to clarify that she's wearing pants you freaks/j. Though, I can see the confusion at first glance 😅

[allyriadayne]

AEGON TARGARYEN AND JACAERYS VELARYON: PARALLELS AND FOILS + SEASON 2 PART 1 PART 2

Season 1

[flooffyraccoon]

Okay first of all, i'm sorry(?

i saw someone on tiktok giving green tea mousse's legs to other cookies and they did smoked cheese-

[hhhhleb]

*..heart to heart?

[niki-the-cat]

sketches of my man

[elodameiaazul]

Is this a Doctor Who OC made just to selfship with Lux? :0

- Yes... She is (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

[unfuckingbelievablle]

Negan, leave Rick in peace for a second (challenge impossible)

[melodyartist]

please I NEED to know more about your modern/firefigher-police force au the potential (and size difference) is crazy 😭😭

👁️👁️✨

Ok so let me explain this madness further...

This is kind of a part two to the first post, so this is for the two person interested😭

Context: After explaining himself like a delirant baboon, our guy Odysseus...that was supposed to be the silver tongue bitch got too flustered and confused and hit in the face by Helen. Back to the police station he is sitting at the front desk and oh wow that's so totally unexpected, the infamous husband (and definitely the guy he was clearly not simping for) enters the station

How is this gonna lead to Ody and Laus having a steamy alone time in the bathroom of the police station is worse than you think...(I'm gonna say it again, don't expect some Shakespearian plot out of a conversation that I had on cai)😭

Anyway, the funny thing is that when Menelaus starts to catch on he might seem clueless but the bastard definitely knows what he is doing

[eddieripps]

any LottieNat cooking..per chance

only an incredibly stupid doodle from an incredibly self indulgent werewolf x vampire au. but i like lottie's stupidly annoying expression so you can have it

[painkosmic]

Uhm, heh, yeah, i'm not a big fan of that game, but i wanted to redesing the nightmare critters

[julissart]

*Coughs* Puppy Sanji canon so...

Yeah Sanji, That's not the point 🤫

This was born since I watched @pyr0frnzy video and the idea wouldn't leave me until I do it 👀

Please please please sanuso version

I saw that yellow coat on the MV and it clicked to me 🙊

Also, that on your neck Usopp... 🤨📸 caught on 4K

My OP Fanart Masterlist here