#I'll just have to wait and see. Er...wait and sniff LOL

[toasteaa]

Girl why are you so...shaped

What is going on here

[hulijingemperor2]

Yao: how were the results, A-niang?

Meng Shi: average. Well I love team dimple and Xichen, because they're adorable. Jiang gui fei needs work. And I'm keeping an eye on the Nies.

Yao: excellent.

Meng Shi: *caresses his face* my son will be treated like the emperor he is.

Yao: *smile*

Mingjue and Jiang cheng: *entering together* greetings mother-in-law Tai Hou. Hi A-Yao Huangdi.

Yao: hey guys.

Jiang cheng: A-Yao, how are you? How's your imperial work going?

Look, I brought you some tea leaves.

Yao: aw thank you Jiang cheng. And yes my work is going well.

Jiang cheng: and A-Yao, I got you a little gift. It's a lotus brooch.

Yao: it's beautiful..

Jiang cheng: wear it when you come to the lotus pier.

Yao: definitely.

Mingjue: A-Yao. Are you eating well?

Yao: yes Dage.

Xue yang: what got into dage.

Su she: I don't know, but I'm kinda liking it.

Mo xuanyu: it's a bit scary.

Did he sniff some magic mushrooms?

Su she: lol, dage is finally in his right senses.

Xue yang: dage and Jiang cheng.

Mo xuanyu: but remember Yao gege is super sexy. People who hate him, do love him a little.

Rusong: oh hi sect leaders, and A-Die.

Jiang cheng: Song'er! Song'er. Here's $100. Buy anything you like.

Rusong: thank you uncle Jiang.

Yao: awwwwww

Jiang cheng, you touched my heart.

Mo xuanyu: the audacity of Jiang cheng giving a rich Dianxia $100.

Su she: cuz he's broke.

Xue yang: at least lipsy isn't that stingy.

Yao: guys, don't call him broke.

Mingjue: *kisses A-Yao's hands* A-Yao. Tell me if huaisang is troubling you again. I'll deal with him. But besides, he is working for Zixuan.

Yao: he's behaving for now Dage.

Mingjue: A-Yao, do you want a footrub later?

Yao: *touched* dage. I would like that.

Mingjue: right. And you can bring Xichen into it too.

Yao: sounds like a plan, dage.

3zun must stick together right?

Mingjue: yes emperor.

Meng shi: so lovely! I'm enjoying this a lot.

Yao: *smile*

A-niang, what did you do.

Meng Shi: *laughs nervously* I didn't do anything, Yao'er. I only spoke to Nie and Jiang gui fei.

Yao: *laughing* well it worked.

Anything else you did.

Meng Shi: maybe I scolded them a little. Just a little lol.

Mingjue: I....I was punished by my mother-in-law.

Jiang cheng: she made us realise our mistake.

Yao: ohh. Ahahahahha.

Su she: you two really needed a beating.

Xue yang: good for them.

Mo xuanyu: they got what they deserved.

We Stan our empress.

Xue yang: 100%.

~

Later in the evening~~~

Yao props up on Xichen while twirling his Lan headband around his fingers, whereas Nie Mingjue gave him a footrub.

Yao: you're doing well, dage. I do appreciate it a lot.

Mingjue: I'm glad you're enjoying.

Xichen: my A-Yao, the scenery a bit too romantic for just a foot rub.

Yao: *grinning* I planned on spending some time with my harem members

Xichen: you can do anything to us. I would find it's hot.

Mingjue: *trying not to blush*

Yao: as you say, darlings.

Yao: now tell me, who wants to get railed by me first

Xichen: *giggling*

Mingjue: turning away.

Yao: *caresses Xichen* you, like last time?

Or the mighty Chifeng Zun.

Mingjue: you decide, emperor.

Yao: *sighs* as I must.

Er ge, darling. Go lie on the bed and wait for me.

Xichen: oh how hot! I think I'm getting a nosebleed.

Yao: wipe it up.

Xichen: yes, my adorable Huangdi.

Yao: *glares at Minghue* kneel.

Mingjue: *kneels*

Yao: *rips Mingjue's clothes*

Mingjue: what was that for?! Yao!

Yao: shhh. Enough. *undresses him halfway*

Mingjue: what about Xichen. Go have fun with him instead.

Yao: *scoffs* and I have you.

Don't worry, Dage. *touches his chest* I won't cut you up. Even if I wanted to.

Mingjue: is that a threat?!

Yao: no. I'm just being playful. *ties him up with a rope*

Why are you so defensive, when I rip your clothes? You don't want me to see your chest.

Mingjue: *blush* why are you tying me?!

Yao: because I like to see you as a hostage. You look adorable.

Xichen: aww, come on dage. Trust in the process. And remember, we can't disappoint A-Yao.

Mingjue: Xichen, Meng Yao is crazy.

I tried to put up with him.

Xichen: and I'm crazy in love with him.

Yao: how am I crazy, Dage. I could have done worse.

I could have used guqin strings, stripped you, hang you on my shelf, stuffed you in my closet, cut you up, shaved your moustache.

Mingjue: Yao!! I get it!

Yao: *lifts chin* I'm afraid, if you abuse me. Your mother-in-law will thrash you again. *smirk*

Mingjue: *infuriated, but still blushing*

Yao: *laughing slighly*

Xichen: awww A-Yao is trying to be a baddie. So cute.

Mingjue: you call that cute.

Yao: *caresses his face* dage. Do you promise to behave.

Mingjue: *glaring at him*

Yao: I know you would.

Lan lips!

Xichen: *hugs* A-Yao. *kisses his dimples*

Yao: *sucks his shoulder* er ge.

Er ge you're so delicious.

Xichen: *kisses him deeply* 

I love you, A-Yao.

Yao: love you too.

Xichen: *touches A-Yao thigh  and waste, then he stroked his fox tail*

Yao: er ge. *blushing*

Xichen: A-Yao, give me some more love bites, won't you?

Yao: *grin* you know I would. *lifts chin* if you asked.

Xichen: my baddie, A-Yao.

Yao: well I must be tough. For dage to behave.

I'm only saving him.

Xichen: awww.

Yao: he's rude at times. But I know he's  a softie underneath.

Xichen: I apologize on his behalf, Huangdi. *kisses*

Yao: you don't need to.

Don't you see. He hates me so much until he loves me.

Xichen: *fondles* who can stay angry with you for long, A-Yao.

Mingjue: so am I just a third wheel?

Yao: *glances at him* duh.

But not for long.

*hugs xichen* I'm having fun with er ge!

Xichen: *blushing* go to him. Perhaps he's feeling left out.

Yao: ok, as you say er ge.

Yao: Dage, why are you fussing?!

Mingjue: who says that I was fussing.

Yao: it's written all over your face.

*kisses him*

Mingjue: *turns red*

Yao: *touching dage's abs and muscles* do you have a problem, loving a fox spirit?

But don't worry. As their emperor, I must have a sort of conduct.

I do things with class.

I'm highly sophisticated.

Xichen: that's true!!!

Mingjue: a fox spirit is still  fox spirit.

Yao: *sigh*

I don't know what's wrong with you.

That's why I like Xichen more.

Xichen: *giggling*

Mingjue: *offended*

Yao: no need to be jealous. *hugs and whispers* your head will make a good ornament on my shelf.

Mingjue: *pushes him away, with his shoulder* Meng Yao!!

Yao: *shocked*

Xichen: *catches him* A-Yao!

Yao: dage, I was only joking.

Mingjue: don't make me break free and strangle you!!

Yao: guards!! Escort him out!

*running in* Yes Huangdi

Should we untie him?

Yao: no! Send him to Qinghe just like that.

Certainly Huangdi.

Yao: *hugs Xichen*

Xichen: aww A-Yao, don't be angry.

And what did you tell him?

Yao: *puppy eyes* I told him that his head will make a good ornament on my shelf.

Xichen: I know you wouldn't mean it. And I know that you make rough jokes with team dimple.

Yao: mhm.

Xichen: want to continue papapa?

Yao: not in the mood. *opens fan*  I need team Dimple.

Xichen: sure. *snuggles*

~~~

Su she: how dare that violent scum!

Mo xuanyu: he misbehaved with our Yao gege

Xue yang: I don't see anything wrong in a joke. I tell songlan that I will turn him into a  fierce corpse all the time.

Yao: I know right. His humor is broken.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege you don't deserve this. And we will be marching to Qinghe to give dage a piece of our mind.

Meng Shi: *entering with her maids* omg why is team dimple so heated. The palace is made mainly of wood. Please don't burn down the place.

Yao'er baby, what's up.

Yao: *tells her the whole story*

Meng Shi: is everything a threat for this guy. Does he know what a joke is? Don't worry Yao'er, he'll be banned from Jing Manor for a week.

Yao: good.

Anyways I'm used to dage being hot headed. I have better things than to worry about him.

Meng Shi: at least you're fine. *strokes his hair*

Yao: yes A-niang. *smile* I would like to show you my imperial work.

Meng Shi: aww lovely. Do show me.

Yao: team D, are you ok? *laughing*

Su she: I want to slice Mingjue.

Xue yang: we're plotting.

Mo xuanyu: I want to sink my teeth into him. Just to make him feel pain.

Meng Shi: team dimple, don't bite Nie fei ok.

Mo xuanyu: yes empress.

Su she: we'll behave.

Xue yang: can I kick him then?

Meng Shi: *giggle* no.

Yao: would you like me to order some tea for you three?

Xue yang: you can order those dimples, Jiggybuns *hugs*

Su she: thank you Huangdi.

Xue yang: *sniffs* isn't Jiggy sexy.

Mo xuanyu: heck yea.

Yao: *smiling* Chengmei. What did you want?

Here's a piece of candy.

Xue yang: I love you.

Su she: please, let's have some conduct in front of the empress.

Meng Shi: no no, carry on. This is entertaining.

Xue yang: *kisses A-Yao's dimples*

Yao: yea it's the norm with yangyang and team d.

Meng Shi: team D can get away with anything.

But the other harem members should be respectful.

Mo xuanyu: can we still simp during the imperial court meetings?

Meng Shi: no.

Su she: obviously not, team dimple.

Meng shi: imperial court is where Huangdi and his citizens meet for the betterment of the empire.

Yao: exactly.

Mo xuanyu: rightly said.

~~

In A-Yao's study~~

Yao: *supports her* have a seat here.

Meng Shi: *sits* Yao'er I love how your files are organized.

Yao: thank you. I tried my best.

Yao: this book has all my projects I plan to do for the betterment of the empire.

Meng Shi: waw.

Yao: I did this new thing where I put colour coded strokes with paint, to indicate whether I completed the project.

So yellow is completed, blue is pending, and pink is in progress.

These are court reports that I have finished reading and stamping.

Meng Shi: that's brilliant, Yao'er

Yao: an equerry is supposed to deliver them to the respective ministers soon.

Yao: I got some maps of the Huyao empire too.

Meng Shi: you're so hardworking! I'm really really proud of you.

Yao: thanks.

Meng Shi: what about the developments.

Yao: I haven't gotten any new ones though.

Meng Shi: ok darling.

Yao'er, what about A-Song?

Yao: yes, I show him these stuff as well. Other than me training him, he also has separate work and projects.

Meng Shi: so beautiful. *kisses him on his forehead* my Yao'er is the sweetest thing.

Do you sleep well?

And don't lie to me.

Yao: ....well...um.....it's a bad habit, really.

I would stay up late to get work done.

Meng Shi: darling. Health is very important, ok. You should get proper rest.

Yao: yes A-niang. But team dimple would accompany me. Minshan would make tea for me, A-Yu would organize files and Chengmei would entertain me with his humor.

Meng Shi: awww.

And what about Xichen and Nie gui fei? I find Nie gui fei is a little too rough amd immature.

Yao: my er ge would always check up on my health. And Dage is always busy.

However dage is close to Song'er, and would ask him about my wellbeing.

Meng Shi: whaaat. Nie gui fei likes Song'er.

That's so cute.

What a delightful parent, but he shouldn't be violent. Song'er is our everything.

Yao: you're right. But that's just how dage is.