#I'm having fun and andrew is NOT

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Hiii Aerie!! I've finally found time to catch up with vampdrew (sorry for the many notifications!!) and I'm having the best time so can I please request vamprew for wipw?? <333

WIP Wednesday (4/9) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 240)

NEIL

Stepping out of Andrew's dorm, Neil feels sort of like Alice leaving Wonderland. Part of him cannot believe what he's just seen. That Andrew Minyard is an honest to god vampire who can cross a court in four seconds and read minds. That Kevin's eyed roll in his head while Andrew sucked on his wrist. That he offered to keep Neil safe in exchange for a little blood here and there. It was all so surreal he can't believe he's awake, let alone sober. But he is. This morning he walked off the drugs and the alcohol Andrew's crooked bartender served him.

And now he has to walk into his own dorm and act like the world hasn't changed.

Seth doesn't so much as blink when Neil pushes their door open. This is because he's on the sofa with Allison Reynolds on his lap, tongue deep in her throat. Neil averts his eyes and walks past, heading for the bedroom to change out of Wymack's borrowed clothes. He does so in the bathroom with the door locked, just in case. And wonders where Matt even is right now. Most likely in his girlfriend's room, Neil figures.

Once he's dressed, he sneaks past the couple on the couch and knocks gently on the girls' door and waits until it opens. Renee is on the other side, a friendly smile already on her face. Her eyes widen a bit when she sees him. 

"Oh Neil, you're back."

"Yeah."

"Wait. Neil?" Neil hears Matt say. Renee moves aside so Neil can step into the room and Matt is up off the couch in a heartbeat to come put his hands on Neil's shoulders.

"Holy shit man. Are you alright?"

"I'm fine. They didn't hurt me."

"Pinky swear?" Dan says, appearing from the kitchenette. She sticks out her little finger and Neil locks his with it.

"Andrew and I had a disagreement but it's all taken care of, don't worry."

"Taken care of?"

"Yeah, we're fine." Neil answers. From then he's swept into the room and fed enough cookies to make his stomach ache.

He tells them a bit about his first nightclub experience, leaving out all the parts that implicate Andrew's group in anything, but the rest of them express concern for his safety anyway. Neil doesn’t need it or want it. He also just doesn't understand it. When the conversation changes to something else he looks down at his arms in his lap and thinks about Tuesdays and fangs and the way Kevin whined Andrew's name.

[ask-elland-n-will]

[To whomever pulled Andrew Montrose in the Polyjuice Swap]

"Monty, thank Merlin!"

The prefect in his teal attire and with a very much real niffler beak finally spots his boyfriend by the snack table. His "Andrew" looks somewhat lost. Oh, perhaps he also has been looking for William but couldn't find him because William is no longer William. He is Nilliam.

"Baby, it's me! Something horrible has happened!"

Will practically runs into "Andrew" for a hug, and it's only by some miracle that the bright orange cupcake in Ravenclaw's hand doesn't get smudged on William's hair.

"The potion backfired!" Will starts to unload his niffler story onto "Monty" with periodic hiccups and breaks to wipe the annoying tears away.

At some point William looks up at "Andrew", demanding a kiss, but the aforementioned half-eaten cupcake grabs his attention instead. The prefect takes it from the Ravenclaw's hand with a whiny "Thank you" and starts eating. It seems to calm him down until he looks at the icing. Orange… So ginger… Just like his hair used to be… Will starts crying again.

[coffinsister]

Ashley is the only one who thinks the commercial feels incestuous. Andrew is yelling that its perfectly normal and fits their dynamic perfectly. He yells this casually resting a hand on her ass while a hickey heals on his neck

That's so fucking funny to me what

She's leaning against him her head resting on his chest and making little figures against him and just going heyyy isn't this kinda odd? They have a VibeTM don't they, Andrew

Andrew on the other hand is just red and looking to the side super irritatedly telling her to stop making everything weird and about incest, Ashley please

This all happens like 20 minutes after they are done having sex he's got his hand on her ass she's covered in bites and hickeys all over her chest and he can still feel the burning of her clawing at his back and biting his neck as she finished

They both think this is a pretty normal Friday afternoon

[qfzeeph]

Idk if i'm gonna finish this or not but I needed to hear what it sounded like so so bad

I also did the instrumental arrangement! Apologies for the random silence in the begining if I don't render it a measure early it cuts off the first measure of his vocals for some reason

[torchickentacos]

Which Pokemon voice cast do you like better

Oooh! Hmm. I honestly feel like one of the only people who doesn't have a strong opinion on this! I watch AG the most, which is when the change happened, so you'd think I would have a preference, but not really. I might slightly prefer the second team, with Sarah Natochenny? I really like how Sarah delivers some of the lines in late AG/DP, from the more serious moments to the comedic timing and delivery in other eps. May's really solid all throughout, I think- same with Brock and Team Rocket (though Maddie Blaustein's Meowth is amazing). And Max is just Max, they don't give him enough lines for me to have an opinion 😭

As far as eng dub pokeani as a whole, I feel like the voice acting is the best in DP/BW overall (so, mirroring my sliiiight preference for post-change). It's so expressive and unique. Dawn and Cilan are both standouts to me with great voice acting all throughout. OS has an undeniable nostalgia and a lot of GREAT comedic deliveries, though. And old Team Rocket is just iconic. And, jumping ahead again, I really like Clemont's voice actor in XY! SM and Journeys didn't click with me quite the same in the voice acting department, but there's some great moments in those as well. I feel like the style of deliveries sort of changed at that point, but Goh is voiced incredibly well.

I'm not even kidding when I say that Andrew Rannells as Harley is some of the best voice acting in the entire show, though.

[bloody-wonder]

why ambivalent? if u don't mind me asking, I know kevin is a fave of yours so I imagine that's nice?

(one book is a prequel to the og series and the other a book set after jeans final book I believe - in case u didn't know)

I'd guess the prequel shows a lot of kevjean (obvs) & ig the other book will likely be about his relationship with wymack? maybe becoming not an alcoholic? not sure tbh. maybe just more kevjean lol

well tbh after not liking tsc and tgr i'm pretty pessimistic about any potential new books in this series. generally speaking i think it's better to quit while you're ahead with any sort of creative project and in the case of aftg specifically i think nora made some bold but ultimately rewarding decisions in the og trilogy which she's now systematically undoing. one such decision was to end the story right after the final match - i mean they haven't even left the building so no wonder many people deem this ending quite abrupt but i think it works much better than if it had been drawn out to include extended falling action. another such decision was that, despite the fact that kevin seems like he should be the main character of this story, he isn't one - neil is. ik there have existed many drafts and neil didn't become the pov character until quite late in the writing process but i do believe this choice contributed crucially to the story's success. the mismatch between neil being the protagonist but the main villain (riko) being kevin's antagonist is the sort of experimental twist on storytelling structures i love selfpub books for. well now we do have extended falling action in the form of another trilogy and if you read my previous posts about it you know i think it brings nothing to the table. and now that we're going to get some books with kevin as a protag after all i struggle to imagine they might turn out any good either.

bc like,, what are they gonna be about? "kevin becomes not an alcoholic" does not a book make. besides, the way she's writing "jean becomes not brainwashed and traumatized" does not exactly inspire confidence. kevjean is a ship and a non canon one at that. not to sound like all those posts complaining about the tropification of literature but a ship alone does not a book make. the sequel needs a plot to weave kevin's relationships and character development into and idk if nora can (or indeed will want to) come up with one that works and isn't just ohhh nooo it's the mafia again. the prequel will likely end up rehashing a lot of material we're already familiar with - which i was totally fine with when it was done in short story format and later labeled as extra content. but when a good chunk of tsc turned out to be tkm scenes recycled from jean's pov it annoyed me a lot. i can't really pinpoint what the difference is but with the short stories it's really like you're getting these cool additional insights but with several books worth of that it starts feeling bloated like later mcu. is there something new to be said or are we just beating the dead horse?

so yeah kevin is indeed one of my faves and that's exactly the reason i'm concerned. i don't think he needs more books and i don't think he needs to be the main character (or even a pov character - he'll definitely lose a lot of his kevin day mystique if i'm constantly in his head). i really hope i will eat my own words tho bc i did like everything nora has written about the foxes recently so there's that

[wallbeatjournal]

IMPORTANT please rb and tag what piece of riverdale props/memorabilia u most covet

[sophieswundergarten]

Okay so I saw you reblogged the game so I'm going to take advantage of this fine opportunity to ask for the alpaca and Nicholas Benedict. If you want to do some Narnia characters, I'll also request Uncle Andrew and Caspian. No pressure if you don't want to answer.

I hope you're having a wonderful day because you deserve it!

Oh, Bods. You are slowly but surely dragging me into your alpaca conspiracies /lh

The alpaca. Many, many questions about this creature. I feel like the alpaca had a rich inner journey on which it learned something about itself (Whether this character development is positive or negative remains to be seen), and is also such a misanthrope. I think he likes Kate and that's it. Everyone else can go fall off a cliff or something, and he's actively plotting how to make it so /j

Mr. Nicholas Benedict!!! He's amazing. And also so, so very much in need of therapy. I think he's probably committed some crimes (ie: forgery and bribe distribution) but it was all for the greater good and also can you blame him? No, no you can't. I wish we could have seen more of his narcolepsy on-screen in the Show, but I still think they did a pretty good job all things considered! (I relate to him in the feeling like I need to protect everyone/if someone I interacted with (especially a sibling) does something wrong I am at fault)

UNCLE ANDREW THE BELOATHED. He's such a disaster. I would hit him with a golf cart, but I don't think it would help honestly. He was in a vehicle-related crash already and it did nothing for his character. He's. He really is a disaster. I would hate him even if he weren't a raving lunatic who tested on children, just because he's rude and selfish and has no respect for animals or the scientific method. I just know he'd hate me. ALSO. He wasted his OWN potential. That's not a comment on Lewis. Uncle Andrew drove his own self into the ground and had to deal with the consequences.

Caspian!!!! You know when you pick up a book, and no matter how many times you've read it there's that one character who you're like "Yes! It's them! My buddy my best friend my pal I've known since childhood!" Caspian is one of those people for me. I wish we could have known more about him!! Silver Chair made me so sad for him, because he spent so long without his family. I wish I could have adopted child Caspian because his uncle is insane and kind of a war criminal (Which is also one of the major reasons I think the boy needs therapy), but I think about him a lot. Not as much as MBS, because I don't have anyone to really talk to about CoN, but often his is In My Mind. I relate to him because I, too, would panic after being told to flee my home in the middle of the night under threat of murder, run into a tree and knock myself out, and them wake up and have the first thing I say be "Please don't hurt my horse :(" addsjfdfjk

[areyoudoingthis]

people will make fun of tjlc for being a conspiracy and then turn around and do the same thing with their show and be 100% convinced that they're right actually and the difference is that the tjlcers were wrong

[fifteensjukebox]

i haaate writing texts to people i barely talk to who also happen to not be Online people like. what version of myself am i allowed to be here

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Nooo why would I block that? I love hearing from you! Tell me all the random things gping on in your brain!

lol because i'm annoying right now. i've posted like 9 times today, which is a lot considering it's not even 4:30 for me yet :')

anyway i'll tell you some things:

i wanna make another post about my aftg oc, talking about fay's past a little more!

i wanna make more oc profile card thingies (about characters i haven't shown you guys yet!)(but i can't decide which ones lol)

i've been trying to find a Header Image for a potential maid neil master post, but have had no luck so far :(

i have of course been looking at laptops online and driving myself insane in the process! so i'm gonna Stop and just pretend clarisse is gonna live forever

i wanna watch some anime!!! i keep seeing little clips on instagram and i'm like AHHH goddd i need to watch thattttttt

i wanna re-read green creek SO bad, the books are staring at me right now

vampdrew andrew is gonna be a bitch to me next time i work on it so i am AVOIDING IT (i feel like i suck at writing characters kissing and that's what's going on in that au so! that's evil. why did i do that?? lol)

also i'm kind of snacky but there are no snacks (there are plenty of snacks but nothing i want :()

[ask-elland-n-will]

[Time: the end of the Halloween party, most characters returned to their original selves, but Will is stuck being half-niffler.]

"What a day, eh?" Will breathes out as he plops down onto a couch next to Monty.

The ballroom has mostly emptied out, the lazy trickle of students heading for their beds as the Halloween night turned into early morning. Will leans onto Andrew, breathing in steadily, and then decides that it's not enough and turns his whole body to melt into Andrew's strong chest temporarily. Well, almost: Nilliam's beak doesn't let him fully bury his face into Monty. But no beak stops his Ravenclaw from pressing a kiss into Will's hair and gently playing with the curly strands.

"So much work for my eager fox," comes a chuckle.

"What about you, Dr. Montrose?" teased Will. "I won't be surprised if you're as tired as I am."

And for Will it is a good kind of tired. Accomplished tiredness after a job well done. He and the other organizers plan to clean up some parts of the room before retiring as well but for a moment it feels good to just sprawl on the couch to rest. Will hides his hands on the inside of Andrrew's jacket for warmth and closeness. A few heartbeats later Will hears a slightly confused Andrew calling his name.

"Yes, love?" murmurs Will, a little distracted because something somewhere in Andrew's pockets smells rather delightful.

"My pocket watch."

"Mm? What about it?"

"…"

Will leans up just a bit to look at Andrew's face and, following his gaze, to stare in surprise at his own claw: it is, indeed, clutching Andrew's pocket watch. Will looks at it as if it's not his own hand.

"Oh. I don't remember when I did that, I—"

For some reason, without meaning to, Will brings the watch to his mouth and gives it a good nibble. The action shakes him to the core and with a gasp he drops the watch onto Andrew's chest.

"Merlin."

"Will, what on Earth—"

"I have no idea!"

Will sits up straight. He doesn't have time to really acknowledge what's happening (and why the exquisite metal looked, smelled, and tasted so good) when Elland comes up to the pair looking rather puzzled. For a moment Will freaks out that his puff friend has seen what happened.

"Hey, have you two seen my signet ring by any chance? Silver, small enough for a pinky and with a phoenix engraving? I can't seem to find it."

"Where and when have you seen it last?" Will asks after a pause, switching gears. He isn't ready to formulate any hypothesis regarding the watch Monty is now carefully examining on the subject of bite marks.

"Right before I wished you a good night? We hugged it out, and I stopped by the snack stand on my way out and realized that it's missing," Elland replies, casting Lumos and looking around on the floor.

"And you didn't come in contact with anybody in between?" Will asks and starts following Elland's lead until something, a vague memory, clicks in his mind.

The Slytherin reaches into his pockets and…

"Oh, Merlin's balls," he whispers quietly but loud enough for both Elland and Andrew to hear and look up at him in surprise, and then astonishment, for Will pulled out the very thing Elland was looking for.

"Was that…" Elland begins.

"…in your pocket the entire time?" finishes Andrew.

"And not only that," adds William with horror in his voice. Out of his pocket comes an expensive-looking pen, multiple pairs of cufflinks, a few Galleons and a single earring. Will looks at the boys like he's been accused of a crime he didn't commit.

"I don't recall any of those items. Merlin's beard," Will bends down and covers his head with his hands. "I'm a thief!"

Somewhere on the other side of the room Cassandra lets out a loud snort, even if she's too far to truly eavesdrop on the conversation.

"I thought you dressed as a niffler, Abbott? Although, knowing Sallow's little rascal..."

Will snaps his head in Cassandra's general direction, ready to retort something about her lack of comprehension skills, but the Hufflepuff physically makes Will turn his head away from the Head Girl's provocation.

"Will, I'm sure there's a logical explanation," his friend says gently and Will nearly feels like sobbing. "If I may, my ring?"

"Oh, yes, right, I'm so sorry, Els, I don't know what came over me," Will tries to laugh and stretches the hand with the ring out. When Elland goes to take it, Will suddenly draws his hand back.

"Uh, sorry, I don't know why—"

Will tries again and only with a lot of self-control and some sweating does he manage to let go of the shiny trinket. Andrew observes this curiously and suddenly bursts into laughter.

"What?" the other boys question. Will feels the tears welling up in his eyes. This day keeps getting worse and worse, what did he do to deserve this!

"The watch! The ring! Will!" Andrew tries to calm down between each exclamation, knowing that the laugh would upset Will even more, but the answer is sitting right in front of them! Andrew leans towards Will to smooch his beak and give his boy a hug. "Sorry, sorry. But…"

Elland observes them, and then it clicks for him as well. He chuckles, puts his ring back on, and joins the hug with a soft "Oh, Will. The answer is right under your beak."

"What?" echoes Will. Frowns. And then groans with a frustrated "Merlin's ass!"

[Written with @ask-andrew-montrose permission 💚]

[Context: since we don't know how deep Hermione's transformation went in the second book, Will having the Polyjuice potion with Nosy's fur changed not only his appearance, but also behaviour. He now has some of Nosy's niffler senses and really likes the shiny objects😂]

[Also my boys rarely swears! I think it's the most swears he's said in the ENTIRETY of my rp of him hahah]

[nottherealajhq]

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[oldtvandcomics]

Meanwhile, I'm over here drowning in quality queer fiction. Send help.

Actually, DON'T.

[mattikitku]

i've just watched my first olympic event this year and i already have the first olympic crush 🤭

[tero-ga]

Aaaaanother TGAA SwapAU stuff and it is my wonderful boy Albert as the prosecutor!!

I've changed some of the designs in this one like the jacket color to white to make a resemblance of a lab coat and reflecting of Kazuma white school uniform, as well trying to bring more Frankenstein's Monster vibe too hehe (aaand make him look more miserable too). He is also have a locket that have a painting of him and his two brothers, it was given by Andrew during his wedding!

I also made bunch of character that related to Swap!Albert's life from 10 years ago, like Andrew(Klint's roleswap) and his other brother Michael, university Barok and Albert, etc. more info about the are there down below 👇👇

First of I wanted to say I'm sorry I can't do full render of everyone here, do that with all of them would be death sentence for me so I couldn't do it 😭😭 Anyway without further ado, I'm going right into it! Start from left to right!

This first one Ryunosuke father replacing as Genshin Asogi. At first while brainstorming I was thinking of maybe do three switch around with Genshin, Jigoku, and Yujin but the it somehow felt weird for me. Then the thought of maybe involving Auchi in this too (like, imagine him being swap with Jigoku wouldn't that be funny and terrifying thought), but discarded that idea out because of Menimemo would have no one to swap with (i have to i'm sorry). Sooo I ended just design him from scratch, he is quite easy to figure out since Genshin doesn't really have much going on with him, but since we don't have any idea of original Ryunosuke's parents at all I have to take idea from something else, and that is his daruma doll for his eyes (he is half blind!! :D) and Phoenix DD/SOJ design (droopy hair and light vest) and everything else is from Genshin. His name is Ryuuki Naruhodo since Ryunosuke is another name for Ryuichi so I want to keep the train going!!

Andrew the screwdriver, oh I missed him- Anyway, I redesign his outfit because tbh his previous outfit is ridiculous 😭 it's funny and fun but I do want to take him seriously now. I'm tried to keep the A shape still but it's less subtle now, I think it turned out okay!! (Oh yeah, his cane is supposed to be a hidden sword but i forgot to put that in the drawing 😭). I was supposed to make his bowtie red like the hair tie but then I realized it will getting rid of the purpose of the hair tie (it referencing the blood on the tip of the screwdriver) so I ended up making it color silver.

The Lady Baskerville, I gave her similar design to Sunny(Herlock!Swap) with the bowtie, color palette to his mascot, and hair on her. I'm not really quite fond with her design, maybe I'll do redesign her again if I got a idea pop up like crazy but in the meantime this is her design.

Guess who is this?? Another one of Albert's tool is here finally!! Michael the crosshead screwdriver! Since we never see Michael anywhere and only mentioned once in the game he is, I'm just draw simple design for him (I wished I could put M shape in the design but I have no idea WHERE to put it 😭 so I tried used the bowtie for it). I also thought it would be nice to make him a defense attorney so I made the design for the badge too. Since he is sadly not going to be mentioned a lot in this AU since I'm trying to make the storyline same as the original, so I made a backstory of what happened in the fun fact tags. There was supposed to be more tool to be added but my god that would be taxing to design, so I have to make only Andrew and Michael as his only siblings.

The doggie Balmung replacement, Bolt, He is a Irish Setter! Beforehand he was supposed to be Borzoi but then research the background of the breed I don't how difficult it is to actually get one in that era so I have to changed breed :((

Albert and Barok in university days!! I just keep same as before like previous design!! There's a tiny change like the hair and the neckties.

There is going to be more content of them soon because I have a lot of ideas for them sooo stay tuned ;)

Here's the concept designs!!