#I'm... Probably a kitten to some
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adarssuggestionbox · 2 months ago
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Wishes For When I'm With Him
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@rivendellwatch
*I lay in bed as I often do, beeatrice the kitty bee I received from a friend, a blanket that holds me, tea, bread, and honey. Though this time my comfort is amplified by the cozy pair of socks I received before this wonderful event.*
*I take a breath and then begin to scribe a daydream I often have about my visits with Celebrimbor.*
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-Celebrimbor had spent all day in the forge and promised to spend the rest of the night with me, as was usual upon my arrival for visits. I always arrive at night. Despite the avoidance of battle since my revival, I still remember the carnage of my beloved’s gorgeous city. The guilt is always heavy, even as time has reset.-
Adar- *However, I do my best to avoid these thoughts. Tonight is for us, and I would like desperately to hold him in a cozy place. My mouse is easily overworked without realizing it. So, at the very least, I can be the one to make sure he slows down. Once we are in the guest quarters, Celebrimbor and I lounge together in the coziest place in the room. Though I enjoy the fireplace, I make sure it is unlit and the room is instead lit by candles. The fireplace still evokes a fit of unwanted nostalgia in him for that “thing”. To this day, I am still unsure how he can tolerate working in that forge due to certain events. But, again, I put those thoughts from my mind lest I want to ruin our enchanting mood.*
* Speaking of unsettling thoughts, I notice my elven beauty eyeing the fireplace.* I know that look. Shall I help you forget? * I lay on top of the timid mouse, hoping my weight would ground him. With a sweet trîl in my throat, I nuzzle against his cheek and then lock lips. Then, with gentle fingers, I massage his shoulders. I do my best to mind my claws from digging into his skin.*
Celebrimbor- *He indeed was beginning to feel a growing pain in his chest. This is, of course, interrupted by my act. A grateful giggle escapes his lips.* Yes, uial nin (my twilight), I think I would like that very much. *He wraps his arms around me and kisses my nose, then my lips.* Do I get to hold my darling kitten tonight? *He asked while reaching for the brush he always seemed to lay out for me during my visits.*
Adar- That depends. Will you allow me to hold you in a place without reminders? *I give him a look that is a mix of concern and seriousness.*
Celebrimbor- * He lets out a heavy sigh* Yes, but… I just know you like them. And-
Adar- *I give him a flat, unimpressed expression, cutting him off.* Perhaps I do. That does not mean I will force you to be in the presence of one simply for the sake of my enjoyment. What I enjoy far more is for my mouse to be content with a smile. *I then lift to lick his lips, A very loving gesture in my culture. Then I stand stretching*
Celebrimbor- Adar, what are you- *He lets out a gasp of surprise as I pick him up, carrying him like a bride to a room that we have used before.*
*He crosses his arms with a little huff* Was that truly necessary? I’m fine to wal-
Adar- *I smirk with a chuckle, cutting him off with another lick across his lips when I lay him on the bed. His retort only sends my lovesick heart thumping harder.* Yes, stubborn mouse, it was necessary. *I snicker, licking his nose.*
Celebrimbor- uh! Well- *Before he can playfully get ruffled, he simmers down for me, letting out a sweet little hum. He smiles brightly with rosy cheeks.*
Adar- *I chuckle again with a smile of my own* That is the face I’ve been yearning to see.* Then I crawl on top of him, pûrring to soothe his nerves further. It is loud and likely can be heard from the hall by any guards and staff. I feel myself quickly falling into the mindset that my mouse requested. To move my headspace deeper, I continue to give him urukish licks of love and nuzzle my face and nose against his skin while we snuggle in a blanket. I practically loaf like bread on his strong chest. A warbling soft growl leaves my throat as I nuzzle my face against his hair.*
*Though I may pin him now, I am his pet. He has all the power to remove me if he pleases. We are both aware of this boundary.*
Celebrimbor- * He lets out a relieving sigh, and I feel his tense body finally relax beneath me. His voice softens and his breath soon becomes far more fragile* Thank you uial nin (my twilight)... I’ve missed you so…I’ve missed us… Miue nin (my kitten) * He whimpers with emotion rising in his voice.*
Adar- *I let out a particularly low rumbling trîl in response to his distress. My pûrring soon intensifies, as I’m hoping to soothe him.*
*However, when I hear a knock at the door, I curl myself around him, letting out a defensive uruk growl that most of us are known for. I wrap my arms around him and pull him closer to my chest. The door cracks open, and seeing that it is not a child, another lover, or a personal friend of mine, I let out a vicious hiss and growl, low, ready to shred the stranger out of primal instinct.*
Celebrimbor- Shhhhh darling, it’s ok.* He promptly sits up, running the brush from before through my hair. He leans down to lick and kiss my nose. His voice is that of a coo as he presses my head to his chest.* That’s just one of my staff members who was just leaving. He’ll talk to me in the morning.* shoots the shocked jaw-dropping fellow a glare with a raised eyebrow*
- He shuts the door quickly and leaves us both to our intimacy-
Adar- *Upon hearing the door shut, I simmer from my defense, letting my growl slowly shift back to a soothing pûr as he rocks me in his arms. The brush through my hair causes me to return the gentle favor by nibbling at his neck*
Celebrimbor- That’s my sweet boy. Well done, uial nin (my twilight). *He praises me in the gentlest tone before returning to our cozy spot under the blankets.*
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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month ago
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him as bapy... and him 17 years later (still bapy)
#GHJb I just remembered about this old picture of him.. oh my goghb....#cats#he looks like such a tiny little dust particle in the first one... just a fragile cotton ball.. only half a braincell floating around in#there..... shimmery wet giant eyes.... Ultimate tiny baby form#I'm not sure about the ageing of kittens but he must have only been a few weeks old or something in the first image#since he seems like... really really tiny. I have some pictures of him as basically only a few days old#which I can tell because all the kittens are just laying in a pile on a blanket in the room I kept them in with their mother#But then past that I'm not sure. Once they left the blanket room all the ages blur together for me lol#Until obviously when they look more grown cattish and are not little baby tiny tiny kittens anymore#Whenever his health gets bad enough that he has to be put down and I end up getting another cat I think it will be really weird to like..#just meet a cat as a whole full grown cat? My main previous experiences with cats were just literally watching them be born#in front of me and being around them since tiny tiny baby infantdom#It will be strange to not have kitten pictures or anything or like.. not literally watch them grow up.#I guess you can adopt kittens too. but probably not at only a few days old since of course they'd still need to be with their litter feedin#from their mother and stuff lol.. Also you always hear that kittens are the most adopted because everyone wants a kitten so you should#go for older cats. etc.#I guess if you get a cat from a breeder you can get baby pictures of them but.. erm.. Expensive. also i want to be the one taking#the pictures lol... I need like some middle aged woman neighbor who breeds cats and would let me casually go over there and#hang out with them and take pictures and then every once in a while adopt one of the cats as my own
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zylphiacrowley · 4 months ago
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Fly
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teddybeartoji · 4 months ago
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actually idk if rin would see me as a cat hmmm
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marmotsomsierost · 2 months ago
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you have had your squishy food. you have some left in your bowl.
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yes, that bowl.
no i am not giving you more squishy food. you bolted 3/4 of the squishy food and then ignored your kibble in favor of excavating dog food from under the couch and eating it despite knowing that it swells up in your stomach and then the combo of too much squishy food and dog kibble means you horked it all up downstairs.
sierra ate it in the .4 milliseconds before i could get there.
then she rolled in it. now she stinks of cat foodgurgitation and zelda keeps trying to chew on her.
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no.
you're 19 years old, old man. long past old enough to know better.
#raziel the bosscat#the vet is continuously amazed that he is 19#last time they had students she dragged them all in and was like 'pop quiz!! how old is this cat?!'#they were all like ...11? 13? someone said 7 and she pointed at them and gleefully said 'add TEN to that!! he's seventeen!'#the next year different vet was like i cannot believe he's eighteen. how does he look so good? and his bloodwork is great!#and i said he thrives on spite#and she was a little taken aback and was like oh but he's such a sweetheart#and i texted my husband and he texted back 'he lives on spite and vengeance'#and i showed the vet and she was like ...oh...i guess...okay'#he's on old man kitty arthritis shots now and even then i don't know how much longer we'll have with him#he does a lot more sleeping now#but he's still very mobile and will play and is fully capable of laying the smackdown on both doggo and kitten#his is bloodwork and all is next month#i think he might still be in some pain so we'll have to decide if more meds beyond the pain shot will increase his quality of life#or if they will just be prolonging it#he is our first beastie that we got together#then jayne then nanuq#and we lost jayne three years ago and nanuq two years ago#and it's kind of the shittiest race to see whether raz or samus will leave us first and i don't want to know that yet#but we are absolutely not repeating history with what jayne went through#and logically i know and i tell myself every time i think about it which is probably not a healthy frequency or amount but#i know the hemangiosarcoma is the surprise silent killer you usually only find by looking at something else but i would give almost anything#to be able to do that weekend over at least. the last month preferably. like if i had just taken him to the emergency vet that friday#we probably would have seen it either before it ruptured or just as it ruptured#and he would not have suffered so much those three days#i can't put another animal through that#or something like that#and i'm doing it again dammit#this is supposed to be a funny post about old man yells at full food bowl
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yuriyuruandyuraart · 2 years ago
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bestie bestie have you seen the poltergayst art :D? the sillies!!! ive drawn them!!
im thinkin about drawing killer having like just weird or disturbing features, like his jaw hanging barely attached or something cuz he doesn’t understand Skeleton Monster anatomy and i honestly have so many ideas for this au cackles
yes!!! yes i've seen them >:D
i just arrived home so i'm reblogging them all simultaneously but waa these beans are so interesting to daydream about...
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Like look at him look at our ghostie killie omggg<33333
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memorydragon · 1 year ago
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Spoilers ahead. Confusing spoilers if you haven't started the novel, but if you're half-way through please scroll past.
So when I say this scene is what drove me mental years ago back when I first started reading Po Yun and Tun Hai, that reading it again even after so many years still made me feral. This was the Ride or Die moment that never left while translations were dropped and disappearing. Please understand when I say that reading again after reading the whole novel makes me 10x more feral than before. That is not an exaggeration. I am 100% not okay and these are crying in the club hours. F̴̻̹̊͑̉̿e̵̘̠͈͗ͅr̶̞̠͍̮̓̊͠ā̶͈̹̅̓͠ḻ̵͓̏͑͘.
Because Wu Yu's long, long panic attack, because when he's finally able to come up for air when the waves recede just the slightest, he's pushed back down again and again, because his 'safe' person has been taken away.
Because this 'elite' who had an easy life, just admitted he'd been dragged from the fire when he was nine years old after his parents were murdered in front of him. This person who wants to take him out of this hell and pull him back, who should be safe, is covering Wu Yu with his whole body, cradling his head and covering his eyes as a ruthless mob decends on them. Because this shouldn't be happening again - but death follows behind him mercilessly cutting everyone down but leaving him. Because dying is easy living is more difficult. Bu Chonghua's blood is on his face and this person should be safe but keeping their promise requires sacrifice. Please don't promise any more.
(Bu Chonghua was supposed to run. He was supposed to leave Wu Yu to deal with the mob. But if he'd done that, people would have died, and it probably wouldn't be Wu Yu, and he'd promised to pull Wu Yu back from this abyss. He wouldn't let the rage of the mob swallow Wu Yu like a wave, dragging him back under. As they beat him, he cradle's Wu Yu's head and covers his eyes, because he won't give Wu Yu up, not to the ocean or to fire, and I'm so fucking Normal about this.)
Liao Gang sees Wu Yu at the hospital and knows something is wrong. Something is off, this is not the meek and submissive Wu Yu they've met for these past few months. He correctly pulls Wu Yu aside and instead of admonishing him to go get checked over, he says 'hey, why don't you get checked out by the hospital because someone needs to look after Captain Bu tonight. If you let them patch you up, you'll be put with the captain.' And Wu Yu finally - finally relents and allows the hospital staff to look him over.
When the lights are off and he can't sleep because there's no light he tries to trace over the current Bu Chonghua with the memory of the child he'd saved in the past, and he can't sleep but he can finally breathe. Now he can agree that Bu Chonghua and Zhang Boming are different, that Bu Chonghua isn't just an elite who sends his subordinates to death for greater glory, but someone who wants to pull him back. (And I'm putting it more politely. I honestly love that Wu Yu is still sort of cursing Bu Chonghua out when he says this, because of course he is, and Bu Chonghua is immediately gonna chew him out for smoking. I love Them.)
But when he wakes up, Bu Chonghua is gone. The hospital bed is empty and cold, and there's a committee of directors who have come to question him. He asks where his safe person Bu Chonghua is, but they put him off, saying they just want to ask a few questions. Bu Chonghua has been isolated because there's been a death - death always follows him - and they're pushing the blame on him and Bu Chonghua. Why did Zhang Boming jump to his death? What did you say to him? Why did you survive? What right do you have to survive? He'll take all the blame on himself. He was the one who killed the suspect, Bu Chonghua didn't hurt any of the mob. It was him, it was all him, and what right do you have to speak about loyalty and sacrifice, when the hospital report on their injuries is right in front of you. They assume Wu Yu will see this is just a formality, but he doesn't have the frame of reference they knew he should It wasn't him with that frame of reference, he never had one and he lashes out. They're caging him, blaming him again, and what right do you have to talk about loyalty to someone who is on the front lines?
What right do you have to come back? What right do you have to survive?
After they sedate him and bring him back, leaving him in confinement (there's a bed, his wounds have been dressed, and there's even a tv and above average food left out for him. It's a plush confinement, only for one night. They think they're going easy on him and he should be grateful, because no one told them he's panicking and has been in danger undercover his whole life for twelve years and he hasn't been able to handle eating meat since he was a child. The lights are off when he wakes up, and he's alone. The lights are off and no one is responding when he asks them to turn on the lights. No one is there when he's progressively slipping back under the waves of panic. And when he lifts the lid on the food, all he can smell is meat.
He bites his own finger, trying to wash it out with the smell of the disinfectant from his wounds and blood, but he can still smell the meat that he spilt in his own revulsion and the lights are still off. (Wu Yu, little fish, I'm not blaming you, but please, please learn to talk about your triggers and let people know so they can accommodate you, because they would actually like to accommodate you and you're not weak because you have ptsd, you're breaking our hearts. Also, as an aside, Song Ping is actually quite hilarious in this fight. He's not to blame either, but he's making things so much worse and I love that Bu Chonghua has to yell at both of them to calm down because they're both set off on his sake)
And when someone finally comes, finally turns on the lights, they're blaming him. Look how you're acting! You're acting like a spoiled child when we've sacrifed been so nice to you! We've brought you back here, to this place you've worked for several months, your new home!
Except he never came back.
He was never brought back.
He was sacrificed for to catch the criminal. He died because his life was less important than catching someone on the wrong side of the law.
He was never asked if he wanted this sacrifice. He never wanted to be a cop. Who is Wu Yu? He's never had a name. Let him go, let him go - let him go!
He was never brought back. He never came back - Zhang Boming made the correct choice, but he never came back. The sacrifice was chosen, the promise was paid. Why did he survive? What right did Wu Yu have to survive when we he never came back.
"Wu Yu!"
He never came back.
"It's me. Okay, calm down." Someone restraining him, and he struggles automatically, but slowly stops. "It's me, Wu Yu. It's me. Just calm down."
Bu Chonghua came back. Held him above the water untll he could catch his breath. And finally, finally...
The boy left his own blood on Bu Chonghua's cheek, disappearing for twenty years, leaving only one command - Survive.
"I arrived late."
"I was just a little worried. It wasn't very late." It wasn't his whole life twelve years. It was only one nightmare. You pulled me back.
The boy who rushed off to save a child he didn't know finally appeared before Bu Chonghua again. He came back.
He came back.
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kitxkatrp · 2 years ago
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Unfollowing spree has been done. If you've been purged, it's usually because I've tried interacting with you and you've failed to respond on multiple occasions. If you're offended, I'm sorry, but also I gotta move on with my life. Feel free to unfollow as well, since I only interact with mutuals.
If I have you on discord we can still be friends there, just please don't interact with me on tumblr.
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victorluvsalice · 2 years ago
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We've hit Fall Saturday in the Chill Save, and instead of more store times today, we instead have a party! Because Smiler needs to have more parties, and I wanted the specific rewards you got from this specific party. :D However, before we had party times, we had to get through a few things --
-->Firstly, Victor had to discharge again upon waking up -- wouldn't be good if he magically exploded during the party! He and Alice hung out with the cats for a little bit -- Victor getting a song from one of the kittens by the phonograph (as said kittens are very Talkative) and Alice giving Kelly some time with the laser pointer -- then I sent Victor to the mirror to make an important change. Not to his wardrobe --
But to his, and everyone else's, last names. I THOUGHT I might have to go into "Manage Worlds" to change this, but as it turns out, you can update a Sim's name right from the mirror. So everyone in the household is now surnamed "Van Liddelton," like their grocery store! :D I was very happy to be able to do that -- while I wasn't exactly UPSET with them all ending up with the last name "Always" from the web of weddings we've had in this save, I genuinely prefer being able to give them a name that reflects all of them. :)
-->With THAT sorted, it was time to get to chores! Smiler set up the party, then popped into the greenhouse to make some sadness alleviation lotion before heading back to their robotics bench to tune up Bugs and Elmer. Alice spent a little more time slathering Kelly with love (gotta make sure mama cat is content), then headed to the computer to start a new Playful book ("What's One And One And One And," a book on Wonderland mathematics -- think those Wayside School math puzzle books), and Victor bought a bunch of dyes and started making more candles to put in the store later -- before getting distracted by Shadow wanting some attention. Victor felt the love from the dog, then decided to continue "Play Dead" training. As you can see, Shadow's got it down pat! :) Good girl, Shadow!
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arielmagicesi · 2 years ago
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ugggghhh ok so I’m reading some books to prep for my student teaching in the fall, the ones that my host teacher knows are likely to be in the curriculum, and first of all why is it a thing that high schoolers are made to read Contemporary Lit Fic that can be summed up as “how many gory explicit descriptions of traumatic abuse can we fit into one book”, like every year it’s just One Standard Shakespeare Play, One Twentieth-Century American Classic, throw in some other shit, and Somebody’s Fucked-Up Memoir From A Decade Or So Ago. Are there any contemporary books that are good but NOT traumatizing? If not, I’m happy to stick to classic lit personally
ANYWAY so I’m reading this book to prep for the fall and I ended up skimming the whole latter 3/4 or so of the book to spoil it for myself so the suspense wouldn’t kill me, and now I’m up late despite being super tired because my brain is just cycling through every horrific thing in the book, plus the reviews I read online, some of which are insanely saying shit like “wah wah, get over it, stop whining, we all had rough times in our childhood” and I’m like... Am I the softest, most naive baby on the planet for reacting to this horrific memoir by feeling bad for the author and thinking that maybe we don’t need to be making high schoolers read this? I’m not saying it’s not well-written- it is well-written, and well-structured, but Jesus Christ.
(also why are we allowed to make students read horrifying memoirs of abuse but god forbid they know that slavery happened in this country, but that’s a different issue altogether)
so yeah I now have managed to make my entire evening about Trying And Failing To Get Some Images Out of My Head, which sucks because I had a LOVELY day and was looking forward to some well-earned sleep, and also I’m gonna have to go back and read the entire book so that I’m able to teach it properly and know all the literary devices in it and shit. Cool cool cool
#this is the same classroom where i did my student observing and their 'holocaust book' was this book called sarah's key#which is also unnecessarily traumatizing but doesn't even have the decency to be written well#and i asked my host teacher like 'hey. do we provide any like... emotional support to the students when they read That Scene'#and she was like 'yeah i have them write a response paper about their emotions reading the scene'#and idk i'm not 100% sure that's enough?#i know high schoolers put on a big song and dance about how edgy they are and how they can handle seeing any fucked-up shit#and some of them really do unfortunately have to live with fucked-up shit for real#but like. they're still humans? who are growing and developing? let's maybe give them breathing room with these things?#i love my host teacher she's great but i'm not confident she's gonna provide a lot of emotional support re: this memoir to the students#she's also way tougher and more resilient than i am. and so are most of the students tbh. i'm a tiny baby kitten and i know this#still i feel like we should probably allow some room for acknowledging Yeah That Was Fucked Up Huh#It's Normal To Feel Sad Now Actually#ANY THE FUCKING WAY. wish i'd gone to sleep early like i planned#at least it's the weekend tomorrow and all i have to do is go prove i don't have tuberculosis. again!!!!#(not that i had tuberculosis before. i just got tested before but it was over 6 months ago so not good enough)#that's also for student teaching!#i feel like my personal posts on this blog are just a psa on why not to become a teacher#i swear i love teaching lol but i love kvetching more#written by me
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clown-demon · 2 years ago
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((I'm so sorry I'm hoarding drafts again. Due to my slump earlier, I wasn't keeping up with drafts.. But todays Nikolai and Dazai's anniversary for a month and I'm just suffering from that rn..
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lunaetis · 3 months ago
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▸▸ [ @midokai || bishoujo alien at your service ! ]
─「ライカ」─  it would've been just another day, even with her arms holding a small creature protectively after PROTECTING it from falling the edge of a small cliff in chase, or the fact that both she and the pokemon was literally FLOATING in the air. this wasn't the first time she used her power to manipulate gravity in order to prevent injuries of smaller ones who had gotten separated from its mother or flock. it would've been like just any other day.
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                if it weren't for someone catching her right in the act.
                without a word, she stood back onto the grassy ground, her pink hair shifting slightly as she patted the little creature on its fluffy head. she made sure it wasn't hurt or anything before emerald hues met with the stranger who witnessed everything probably from the start. well, that could be handled later. " do you happen to see this little one's mother on your way here ? " she gestured to the one in her hold. " it got chased quite far from home. "
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weaselle · 4 months ago
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there are two kinds of cat dislike. The first is by people who don't understand consent and don't understand personal space and don't like having to change their own behavior even a little bit to make anyone else more comfortable, and honestly huge red flag there's nothing you can really do for those people except don't date them and probably don't be friends with them either.
BUT
the other kind of cat dislike is the "my dad hated cats until i got him a kitten" kind of cat dislike, and the funniest thing about this kind of person is that cats actually get along really well with them... because that kind of person usually acts like a cat.
and that's what usually wins the person over too. Because that person can be like "hey fine we can snuggle or whatever, okay this is actually kind of nice, OW FUCK YOU THEN GET OFF ME I HATE YOU" and to the cat this is a perfectly natural feline interaction.
a dog will usually be like "oh no, figuring out what has gone wrong or continuing this argument is now the most important thing in my day" You ever try to get a dog to leave you alone after they've done something like accidentally kick you in the face, or on purpose punch you in the stomach with both front legs? They turn in to one of those people who you ask to give you some alone time and they spend the next hour on the "are you mad at me" treadmill. Unless it's a husky or something, and then they're more like "ha ha, i'm not touching you i'm not touching you" about it.
Either way "get off me and leave me alone" is all about them.
But a cat? You're suddenly over cuddle time and need to be alone? you seem upset for no reason? normal shit, i'll check back later.
With a cat you can be snuggling and then jump up irritably and walk away and the cat will be like "hey! whatever. I'm gonna go do my own thing then". Try that with a dog? lol no. They need to know what's bothering you now, it is more important than ever that they be in your face
of course these are generalizations and there will be cats and dogs who react somewhere on the range of different to opposite to this, but. I've seen a few people who "don't like cats" wind up with a cat in their home, and it's hilarious how their similarities are what wins them over.
Because, like, you know who else doesn't like you at first and takes a long time to work out a personal relationship before being willing to be friends? you know who else is often totally over dealing with cat bullshit? cats.
So they just take it in stride, and in fact often wind up better friends with "i don't like cats" people than they do with people who want to be friends with them right away. And the person often winds up appreciating the cats willingness to understand "i don't like you right now, check back later"... with the end result being: besties for life
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dc-gotham-instincts-wild · 4 months ago
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Headcanon that Jason just kidnaps his siblings instead of asking them to hang out sometimes.
Sometimes he does the normal abduction thing and other times he has his methods.
Dick: Jason sneaks into Dick’s apartment in Blüdhaven at 3 AM, throws him over his shoulder, and drags him to his motorcycle. Dick wakes up mid-ride, half-conscious, groggily mumbling, "Jay, what the hell—?"
- Jason just shushes him and tosses a burger into his lap. "Shut up and eat, Goldie. We're bonding." (Jason, allowing his big brother to ruffle his hair? Nooooo, absolutely not...)
Tim: Jason straight-up drugs him asleep him when Tim refuses to take a break. He wakes up in Jason’s apartment with a cup of coffee and a sandwich waiting for him, while Jason sits on the couch reading a book.
- “You looked dead on your feet, Replacement. Either you napped willingly or I made you. Guess which one you picked.” (Jason totally doesn't rake a hand over his lil bro's hair during this time)
Steph: Jason knows Steph is a wild card when it comes to hanging out, so he has to be a little sneakier with her. He'd show up at her place unannounced, pretending to just be casually passing by, and in one smooth motion, he'd grab her and yank his little sister into his car or bike before she even realizes what's happening. (He totally doesn't do this in time with hard school, noooo)
Damian: Jason scoops him up mid-battle and just walks away with him. Damian kicks, bites, and yells, "UNHAND ME, TODD!" but Jason holds him like an angry kitten.
- They end up at a rooftop picnic with Alfred’s homemade food. Damian eventually eats while grumbling about Jason's “barbaric methods” but secretly enjoys the attention. (Jason maaayybe ruffles his hair a lot.)
Cass: She just lets it happen. Jason shows up, gestures toward his bike, and Cass just hops on without a word. They go on long road trips in comfortable silence, getting ice cream at 2 AM and scaring off criminals for fun. (Jason totally doesn't take the time to help her with her speech-)
Duke: Duke gets fake-napped. Jason tells him, "Be outside in five minutes," and when Duke says no, Jason still shows up, grabs him, and hauls him into a car.
- Duke just sighs and texts Bruce: "Jason's 'kidnapping' me again. Back later." (Jason totally doesn't get the names of school bullies from him and uses them, noooooooo)
Bruce knows this happens. He just sighs and lets it happen because, honestly? It’s Jason’s way of showing love. And at least the kids are getting along.
Jason kidnaps his siblings because it's his way of saying, "You're important to me, and I'm gonna drag you into ridiculous situations whether you like it or not."
He also, however, does it to Bruce.
In fact, it might be one of his favorite things to do, just because Bruce is always so serious and “responsible.”
Jason thinks it’s hilarious to force Bruce to take a break. He just shows up at the Batcave, probably with some kind of overly complicated plan to "kidnap" Bruce without him realizing.
Step 1: Jason would distract Alfred with a "Oh, just a quick check-in, you know, 'cause it’s been a while.’"
Step 2: He would wait for Bruce to get fully immersed in some case files and then sneak up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, and when Bruce turns around, Jason’s already got him in a headlock, pulling him out of the chair like, "Get up, old man. We're going to a diner. No arguments."
Bruce would protest, of course. He'd probably try to get out of it with his usual grumpy “I’m too busy” routine. Jason might fake-sigh and act like he's just trying to help Bruce loosen up, reminding him, "I know you think you’re invincible, but you still need to eat, Batman."
And if Bruce insists on not going, Jason would just drag him anyway. He might even grab the Batmobile for a joyride (he's always wanted to), making Bruce sit shotgun while Jason drives like an absolute maniac (Jokes on both because Bruce taught him to drive-)
Bruce would probably be scowling the whole time, but Jason would know his dad is secretly enjoying it, even if he won't admit it.
Eventually, Bruce would probably give in and get his grumpy little “dad” lecture—“You’re so reckless, Jason—” but Jason would just smile and be like, "Whatever. You’re welcome.”
Jason totally doesn't like it when his dad just ruffles his hair at some point.
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ehlnofaey · 1 year ago
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i didn't mention it, but we adopted this little voidling like, two days before new year's eve
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-->With the trash sorted and Smiler having grabbed their share of the greenhouse produce, it was time to take care of the rest of the farm chores:
Smiler went and took care of the chickens -- spreading feed, collecting eggs (5 normal ones, hooray!), chatting to a couple of them to keep attention good, the usual -- then joined Victor in the greenhouse to brew up a fresh Sadness Alleviation Lotion. Once that was done, they took Victor's spotted heart frog and tried to breed it with their regular dirt frog to get a spotted dirt frog (both so Victor could use it in potion-brewing and so they could add one to their own collection) -- however, the first attempt only resulted in another dirt frog, so that got turned into a plasma pack. Just have to try again later! They also put out the living room fireplace, because, uh, we don't want a fireplace just randomly burning in this house. I don't think Alice would approve.
Alice, for her part, was put on cow duty -- refilling Moory's feed, cleaning her off, and telling her a joke before milking her. I'm not sure how well the joke went down, judging from Moory's expression in the screenshot, but, uh, Alice tried! And Moory didn't kick over the milk pail when she was milked, so that's something. Alice also emptied out the outside litter box because that was looking NASTY -- I guess having three cats means it DOES fill up quicker! I should upgrade the litter boxes to the zappy kind at this point, they have the cash for it...
And Victor, of course, was banished to the greenhouse to harvest all the remaining produce and tend the plants. XD However, today he actually got a little help -- not only were the bots out and assisting with the watering, weeding, and spraying for bugs, I had Alice and Smiler join him to do the same once they were done with their own chores. The more hands on deck, the better! :D They got everything sorted in good time, and Alice even got the honor of planting the one new plant they'd gotten from all those seed packets the gnomes left around -- a bell pepper! So now they have peppers to offer for sale along with all their other various veggies, fruits, and flowers. :) There was even a little time for flirting and chatting as they finished up -- which I'm sure the trio appreciated, as I have been working them HARD lately.
-->On my end, once all the produce was actually harvested, I went back into Build Mode and started moving around all gnomes that had wandered during Harvestfest -- I sold the duplicates, then put the three "normal" gnomes and the one alien gnome in the four corners of the greenhouse, the pool floatie gnome in the wheelbarrow out front, and the Grim gnome next to Toothy the cowplant. You know, as a warning. Still no sign of my old bunny gnome, though -- I think the game may have deleted it while trying to move it out of its wheelbarrow home. *grumbles* Ah well -- maybe I'll get a new one during a future Harvestfest!
-->Oh, and before the gang finished up and headed out to the store, I had to get this one last picture of the kittens being cute by the scratching post. :D Look at how teeny they are! So adorable~
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