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🍽️ Breakfast With Vader: The Galactic Deadbeat Special

🤡 “I AM YOUR FATHER” – AND WHAT A SH*T JOB HE DID

Let’s recap:

1️⃣ Did he ever send child support? No. 2️⃣ Did he show up to any Life Day celebrations? No. 3️⃣ Did he ever so much as drop a f*cking birthday card in the mail? NO.

Instead, he: 💥 Murdered my mentor 💥 Tortured my friends 💥 Chopped off my hand 💥 Tried to gaslight me into committing war crimes with him

And now, after all of that, he has the audacity to sit across from me, sipping coffee, acting like this is a normal f*cking brunch.

REBLOG if you, too, have a dad who can be a pain in the arsehole.

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