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callsign-relic · 4 months ago

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BEAST WARS LIVEBLOG. FOUR EPISODES.

sorry for all the back to back liveblogs i usually try space em out a bit but im very excited and ur very excited so im sending it in so i can watch the next eps sooner auufifigjdkjgkf tomorrow. maybe.

S3 EP7 (47)

go with the flow...

more spideybots!

omg its the kids again 🥺 awwwwww... cute...

POP OP... LKJHSKJDHF PRUNEFACE,, rattrap i cant take all these back to back

Cheetor is teaching the kids!!

lever......................... PULLEY...LADHAKJ

ouhhhh what are the predacons building...

the fucking camera just dropping closer to the protohumans... AHDJFHEK OH IT WAS REALLY DOING THAT

"this bot tries for positive programming" GDJFOFDJEFBFKFHEL

UNA NO!!!!!!!!! D:

depth charge is here!

aww una and chak... :((

DEPTH CHARGE... he wanted to go off alone again

omg shes learnt so much <3 go for the hinges!!

waspinator: "she injuring waspinator!"

Megatron: "ohhh! situation normal then!" LMAO

wwwuh oh theyr shootin the Beam.

WUH OH DC IS OUTTA POWER

"i aint dead!" "this day is just FULL of disappointments." GrjfkfhdHFKFBD

RATTRAPS JUST LEAVING HIM THERE... AHAHAHFVDJDBFJRMWLJGRLFBRMGNEK

butterfly stops on Depth Charges chest... "what're YOU lookin at?"

...

i wanna be that butterfly. i mEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT.

megatron trying to get una to do things... GRJFIFBEK very cute

oh no... dinobot :(

TARANTULAS WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO WITH HERRR D: hes so creepy.

AHSJFKFJEKDHFKDJFDK

LEVER !!!!! SHE LEARNT!!

awhwjdfjdkf,, make like a boat and FLOAT

shdjfkfjedjdk all 3 predacons smackin into each other

oh NO........

EHRJFHEJ? RGSKFHDKFNDKDNF

UNA KEPT THE SHINY THING una ily

oop the explosion still had a big shockwave

i love. rattrap and depth charges dynamic. rattrap just gets along really well with ornery guys.

S3 EP8 (48)

Crossing the Rubicon

............. HEY. IVE SEARCHED UP RUBICON BEFORE. ISNT THAT... DOESNT THAT MEAN POINT OF NO RETURN.

gasp!!! BLACKARACHNIA ... tm2 BA real?

why did she give the pod spider legs as well.

oh shit silverbolt

👀

OHH................. :(

DUN DUN... never before done operation...

:00... the tension...

awwh,, AWWWWWWWWWWW sappy as always <3

WAHHH,,,,,,,,,, OH SHIT IS SHE GIVING THEM THE ACCESS CODES...

this is so stressful,,,,,,,,,,

i LOVE these visuals

OH HSKSRLFMRLWNEMNF

TARANTULAS! he was snoring LMAO,, hes so nasty 99.99% of the time but. i think that was. kinda cute u_____u

hes like. my unreasonable weirdo fav. like even i dont get it but i like him anyway.

AUAUGHGH...

"this fits with our plans for [Optimus]" what NOW

SHRJFKFKDJEKFB MEGATRON SQUISHED A RUBBER DUCKY!

IM EVEN MORE STRESSED OUTBTHAN BEFORE

OH GOD

aHHh,, maximum stress!!!

RAMPAGE !! havent seen him in a while <3333

auauuususuhhfhdhhhh,,

OH GOD. TARANTULAS. NOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭 NOoooooOoOOOO BLACKARACHNIA ?!?!

"TARANTULAS.............." Oh hes IN for it now.

hhhhghgh :(

the silences are so :((

"OH NO" OH NO!!!!!!!!! (<- editinit: I DO NOT REMEMBER WHAT PART THIS WAS ABOUT. OH NO, I GUESS.)

OH. OH!! THE ALIEN THING. OH FUCK

Oh FUCK

Ahahshfjkfkelsflgnfmmrlrkwntngntkwjrjgle

AHHHH !!! blackarachnia...

RAMPAGE!! "ah such pain... i must help... deepen it"

PLEASE PELASE PLEASE DONT BE ANOTHER SHAKESPEARE REFERENCE. IVE SEEN THIS PLOT BEFORE DONT ROMEO AND JULIET THEMMMMMMM PLEASE,,,

IHHAHAHJJFKGKGHDJK Oh fuck!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

Oh she looks SO COOL

WAAAHAHJJKRJTHFKDHFKEHFKFJFKDJFKDLGNRK LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!

SB's lil gulp. LMAO me too buddy

Rampage: "LOVE the new look. GOODBYE!" at least he acknowledges that she SLAYS

i am a big fan of rampage gettin whirled around again. this is great

AWUAUAUAGHV SB and BA are so CUUUUUUUUUTE <3333

im so glad they didnt romeo and juliet them. id have been so so upset if they did 😭😭

and now we've got transmetal2 blackarachnia!!!!!!

S3 EP9 (49)

master blaster... smth smth insert master baiter joke here.

waspinator :(

HE GOT FLATTENED. SWUARSHED. PAPERIZED.

tarantulas... at least its not OPs ass again.

oh i am so very normal abt these internal shots.

OUGH...

"sure thang!" HRKFHDK? QUICKSTRIKE...?

Take A Rest!

OH.

poor cheetor gettin punched Again.

oh so spooky...

i really like that the deco on BA's head moves, it looks really neat

"power outage" UH HUH...

BIG HANDS...

oh it IS QS. deeply unsettling hearing his voice from OP

OhHHHHHHHHHHH,,, everyones trapped

but depth charge is still somewhere out there................. somehow i dont feel like hes gonna be any help

hhrhhgh. rampage holdin BA. his scary lil laugh. <3333

theyr making their way onto the ark again !!!! aHH

i am unwell. rampage taunting blackarachnia. ohuuhhghbntbngnnb <3

SHES GOT TELEKINESIS??

Megatron: "ahHhh...~" dont tell me hes gonna monologue AGAIN

oh! Megatron ... OG Megatron!

oHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hrhhrhhhhehdhhhf okay. 1. really interesting to see how many layers Megatron (BW) has around his spark esp. compared to OP last time and also 2. HEY WHATS UP WITH THR WEIRD SPIKED TENTACLE? why. why.

hejedkhfkd HE JUST PRESSES A BUTTON AND BAM. MEGATRONS CHEST IS UNFOLDING like I feel this is a tactical oversight.

FLAILING ...

GASP.

its been SO long since we've had some good ol TREACHERY.

TIME FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPTED TAKEOVER <3333

OHUGUFJHDJDHDH??!?!?

Hes Floating... WHY CAN HE SURVIVE THE LAVA BUT NOT TERRORSAURRRRRRR

Oh god. Tarantulas... oh hes so narsty

OH FUCK MAYBE MEGATRON DIDNT SURVIVE

unless. OG!Megatrons spark. yknow.

i kinda assume this is what happened because time isnt unravelling

TARANTULAS WHAT IS YOUR PLAAAAN...

QS is such a Freak (/neg)

IS TARANTULAS' PLAN JUST TO KILL EVERYONE? LIKE EVERYONE EVERYONE?????

Wgrjfifhdkfbkd BA LOCKED INFERNO OUT ahahshshhfjdjdjfs

WOAHAHDJFJFHSJAHHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSS HES BACK...

...... dragon megatron 👀?? <- (has watched like. 5 episodes of TF RID 2001)

OKAY THAT FUCKS.

YESSSSSSSSS DRAGON!! MEGATRON!!!!!

LMAO. is he a one or 2 headed dragon though....

one head! Still FUCKING AWESOME

Quickstrike. is so creepy but in a bad way that i do not Like.

"i can suffer your treachery lieutenant, not YOUR INCOMPETENCE." Yeets Tarantulas. "Treachery requires no mistakes."

these are such banger lines. the line delivery is just mwah mwah top notch

he survives his dip in the lava TOO.

"core implosion aborted. all systems normal. have a nice day" WHDKFKFJEKFNKENFKE

Megatron has got ICE powers as well?!?!?

yaaaay everyones back online <3

wait wheres my boy depth charge :(

man. man. dragon Megatron FUCKS <33

i try to mostly ignore the thumbnail for the next episodes but the next one has what looks like Megatron in a judge wig?? which is. an image for sure. i cant wait to find out what the fuck thats about LMAO

S3 EP10 (50)

Other Victories...

WHERE IS THIS. WHOS THIS??????

WHO ARE THESE.

OH!!!!!!!!! THE ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE VOK

OuHRHRHHEJSJDHJDHFJDHDJDJFHDJ AIRAZOR AND TIGATRON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!/?

?!?!?!?!?!?!

only one body though...

Ahrjfkfjd OH SO IT JUST STARTS OFF WITH MEGATRON IN THE JUDGE WIG. OKAY.

i love a good courtroom scene. this is gonna be great.

waspinator is the lawyer?!?!?!?!?!?

"waspinator LIKE defense! maybe a little MORE defense and maybe waspinator not get blown up all the time" aww...

AHRHRHGHFJSJJGJRJGJKEHTJFJFN inferno is taking minutes. hes got a type writer im gonna fucking cryyy RBFJFKDJ

LMAO WHAT A HORRIBLE DEFENSE

OH FUCK QS...

HSJDKFNFKSNFMFBFKS saved by the alarm

what the FUCK is Tarantulas doing. hes making horrible noises again. oh hes Steaming. hes being a little hater.

THEYR GONNA HIT THE PREDACON BASE?!

ZYEUUUUM

!!!!!!! OHHHH FUCK. abandon base..............

oh it was OBLITERATED

Rattrap.

AHHHHHHHHH WAHHRJRJFHDJHDJW WAIT WHAT.

TIGERHAWK ??????? TWO SPARKS ONE BODY?

WOAH

"at least this time waspinator was companyyyyyyyy!" AWHDJFHD

we're all gonna die...

OOP tarantulas!

👀 Tarantulas isnt even upset that OP arrived. WHAT IS HE PLANNING...

...... TIGERHAWK JUST. HUUUHHGDHJF? the earth swallowed up OP...

OH! spiderdroids...

AUFIGHRJEKBFJD DID ONE GO FOR HIS CROTCH????

AND HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN

👀👀👀👀👀👀

wait WHAT. THOSE are Airazor and Tigatrons sparks.

their sparks fused(?!?!?)

ALSO WHY DOES CHEETOR KEEP HAVING ALL THESE WEIRD DREAMS. why doesn't anyone else VEJFFB

PHEW op is okay

HUHHHHH... oh my god Tarantulas loredrop?!?!

i and the tripedacus council have DIFFERENT origins... HELLO?

>:00000000

AHJDHFJDBDJDBFJDJ he tried to do the fucking. cross at the ghosty aliens LMAO

OH FUCK???????????????

My BOY

OHUUHHHGHHD THAT WAS COOL. BUT ALSO D:

IS HE GONE?? IS THAT IT FOR MY BOY???? is tarantulas dead 😭😭😭 ayuuuygdfhljhckhkc

... okay. at least. Tigatron/Airazor are KINDA back. but as a new character (?!)

tigerhawk is cute,,,,,,,,

BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY IS TARANTULAS DEAD?? oh my god there are only 2 episodes left in the playlist thIS SEASON BETTER NOT LEAVE OFF ON ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER I CANT.

also the LORE before IMMEDIATELY KILLING(?) TARANTULAS. AUGH.

yelling. just in general. id have split this up but it's nearly the end of the season and AHhhhHhhHhhHhhhHhh,,,,,,,,,,,,, HHHHH feral scream felt like 20x longer than it actually was and these all felt 20x shorter than they actually were but in a good way. so much. happens.

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maldito-arbol · 2 years ago

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HELLO CHAPTER 7 HELLO WHAT DIE

“Run, Marcy, run, while you still can. She is not worth the risk. Strength is not worth…” (HELLO!??!?? BESTIE NO PLEASE IM GOING TO CRY)

She can only take Witney in her hands and hold her tight. (HOLD HER SO SO GENTLE PLEASE SOBBING)

A little cold, solid form presses against the side of her curled fist.

“Marcy,” she whispers. “Hold me?” (Hello i am a broken man now i cannot deal with this)

Witney trembles in her palms. “Marcy,” she says again, she must like saying her name now, and even that hurts. “You cared about me.” And it sounds like she’s crying too, even though she has no tears to do so. “That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” (Hi did you know i hate everything forever and ever now)

She holds her out to just look at her, as if to look her in the eyes despite only one existing between them.(shkfifhshdbgkjdhshd)

“You wish to protect…me?”(witney‘s fav hobby is saying the most fucked up things like they’re so so normal i think)

“It-it—has been so long. So long and hard and painful. I hadn’t had a vessel in so long, I…I almost thought, ‘it’s okay if they continue to hurt me. It’s better than being alone.’”(guys what if i just go and become a marcy kinnie instead and just hold her so so gently forever and ever and tell her i love her all the time and protect her from everything ever)

“I know you loved Heart,” she begins, nervous, careful. “But did you…ever love Strength too?”

There’s a grunt that sounds angry. “That was one of my many, many mistakes.” (This is the one time k will accept any Strength slander. Its funny and Witney deserves it i think especially after it calls her stupid so much)

. “Lovesick little idiots, the both of us.”

“You cannot call yourself an idiot.”

“Sure I can—„ (so true bestie. I dont know wjat it is about this bit but. Oughhh

“Marcy, you are the greatest library I have ever had.” (🥺)

And maybe being a good vessel shouldn’t be some kind of an achievement, but…right now it feels like she’s winning. (Marcy: i got a good grade in gem vessel, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve)

“Why would you instigate your own death when you can just run away?”(witney: why die when you can just run to another country and change your name. Just leave. If you dont like it hit da bricks)

SO TRUE WITNEY im glad she gets to enjoy marcy shit talking barrel as well good for them both

“I think,” Marcy murmurs, hugging herself now. “The general consensus we can come to here is that nothing went our way and everything sucks.” (So so true bestie i got it down oat Everything Went So Wrong In Every Way)

If you thought Marcy’d blame herself for my injuries, imagine what’s going through her head when you say shit like whatever the fuck that sack of turds was that you just spat at me.”(That Certainly Is One Of The Explicatives Ive Ever Heard. Definitely A String Of Words Huh)

I think that witney and marcy should get to have fun and be silly. Theyre sl cute i love themmmmmmm. I swear if this goes south fucking immidiately im going to cry theyre so happy rn with their silly little library ideas,,,,,,,,,,,,

HOLY SHIT BRENTON IM SCREAMING THIS IS SO COOL

SOBBING THE BELOVEDS

WITNEY PROBOUNS WITNEY PRONOSUDBDJHSVSVDBFB

“That’s what it always seems like at first,” he snaps quickly. “You get lured in by that protectiveness, that surface-level kindness, and then when it’s done with you, it’ll drop you like dirty laundry.” His tone is devastating, but somehow, with this new information, Marcy feels even more implored to defend the pink gem. (You know what maybe i Will become a Marcy kinnie. Super nice to Witney all the time and holds him so so gently. Defends Strength. Gets headaches from a hole in her mind. Shes just like me frfr)

WOAHHHHHH the mentaö image of this library is So Cool- OH NO EVIL EYE KILL IT

“Isn’t it remarkable what you can accomplish when I bully you into it?” Brenton tells her with a smirk.

“You’re a dick,” she shoots back, playfully shoving him.(abkfjfhshshjdjfjd witney,,,,,,,,, i think that witney deserves to be alittle bit of a dick sometimes. Hes earned it)

So what, you just gonna keep being Brenton now?”

He hums through more laughter. “I did miss it. I think I’d like to stay like this a little longer.” (POV ur witney and i get ur first taste of gender euphoria from a plant)

K MART SO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salom,,,,,, that such a cute name,,,,,,,,,

“In fact it was Barrel’s fiancée who taught me how, and she taught me to read his little secret language too.” (🥺🥺🥺 THATS SO CUTE WEIF BELOVED I LOVE THEM )

“By the time I grew knowledgeable enough to comprehend the content of this book, I could no longer bring myself to read it.”(TRADGEDY STRUCK NO SAD BABY :(((((( )

He simply sighs. “Well. Me and Heart did.” And this is news to Marcy. “Before Sasha, Strength only had one vessel. And she was a frog.”

One?

One vessel? Witney had 58 and Strength only had one? (hmmmmmmmmmm. I may. Come back to this later. This one got me like 👀 . Im gonna be so normal about this one bestie dont WORRY about it)

“I am to blame for the way Strength lost her.”

There’s a silence. This time, Marcy knows not to ask. She won’t make a peep.

“I don’t think I regret it,” he admits, shamefully. “But I also wonder sometimes if anything would have changed had I not pushed her over the edge.” (WHAT HELLO WHAT I AM 👀👀👀 IM. Bestie i am THINKING. What did you do to weif i am going to Kill you)

They meet her eye, the fire in it boring a hole into their blue oceans. “I…” they start again, dry, hesitant, terrified. “…I’m sorry.” They just barely manage to get it out. Marcy nods vigorously, a gesture to keep going. “Very. For a lot of things. And I…love…you…?”(SCREAMING CRYING GOING TO BREAK A WALL RIP EVERYTHING TO SHREADS HOLY SHIT. HEART?!!??!!! WHY IS IT A QUESTION IM GOINH TO KILL SOMEONE FUCK)

He he. Silly word association. Dont mind me having a little giggle over the fact Heart says theyre the agile one when we had Agility as a Wength kid…

“I am yours. All yours, always and forever.”

Her head shakes. She begins weeping all over again. “You’re not.”

“what—”

“I cannot tell you that, Heart,” she fires back, a sob in her throat. “I am your love, not your king.” (SCREAMING CRYING STABBING YOU RN. I am going FREAL right now Heartney My Beloveds hnnnnnnnnnnn)

Oh hmmm i forgot about the spell pouches. I was gonna be like i wonder what thats like on the gems side but theey just kinda wake them up so they can take control dont they. Nvm.

Uhm on second thought maybe theres more to it then that what rhe Fuck just happened. Side note Anne‘s unconcious body is just In The Field now what are they planning to do to get her back to bed. Im sure this will work out perfectly

Nooo WAIT BUT IF IT GETS RID OF HEART THEN WHAT ABOUT WITNEY TOO NO WAIT BUT WITNEY BELOVED NO COME BACK

WAIT. Wait is it. Wait hold on gimmie a second o don’t remember what maddie or valeriana look like hold on. I feel like tje dots that are in my brain that im connecting right now theres a good chance im wrong but. The dots that are in my brain they are connecting.

hanjdhsgsgshshw well in glad Heart didnt Say anying about the fact its *incredibly* obvious who Sprig‘s ancestor was

“I did no such thing.”

So this whole time they’ve been blaming Heart for the antler it…wasn’t even them at all?( hmmmmmmmmmmm iiinchressstiiiinnnhhgggggg. Also the bit about the fact Heart has claws and etc. being because of Anne… OH AND THAT WHY ANDRIAS DOESNT GUYS IM CONNECTING THE PIECES)

“Everything I had with him got in the way of what I wanted with them,” they say with venom. “I was so convinced I could only love him, I didn’t allow myself to love them. When I knew I did.” They chuckle sadly. “I want to love them so badly.” (Wow did you know il insane now im never going to be normal again ever ever again this is my life forever now)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE IS WITNEY NO WITNEY NO WJAT WAIT NO- NO WAIT STOP NO WAIT

NO U

GOOD. CRY

If I don’t make Marcy hold Witney gently very five seconds then I’m doing something wrong

See what I mean

That was the intention

I’m so funny guys. Haha. Remember how. Remember how Marcy only has one eye

It’s because he’s spent her entire life going through fucked up things and therefore doesn’t realize they’re fucked up.

You are welcome in the Marcy Kinnie Community, we have trauma here.

Witney can have a little fun at Strength’s expense, as a treat.

I’m like Marcy. I used to be so smart in school but I am such a dumb of ass when it comes to socializing and the like. And I just keep getting dumber the older I get.

THEY! ARE! SUCH! BESTIES!

Dude literally

More people should think like Witney. Just run away from all your problems.

Shit-talking Barrel is always a great activity for your mental health.

Everything went so wrong and I am so here for it. What fun would this story be if anything went right?

I was having such a hard time coming up with a good line there and I concluded that I am simply not good at it at all.

Let them be silly so true bestie

Bro you have NO idea how excited I was to include Brenton in this, or how HARD it was to keep it secret for seven months. It is truly maniacal.

AND NOW WE CAN TRULY START GENDERING WITNEY

Please come join the Marcy Kinnies. Also I love the whole “defending Strength” thing. Marcy has actually met and had important interactions with Strength, and now that she realizes that, she has her own impression of it. She can’t see how it would be capable of doing something that would spark such hatred on Witney’s part, and more than that, Witney won’t tell her what that something is. Having Marcy and Witney disagree on the matter is very important to me.

This library would be so much fun. And it’s such a perfect place to show Marcy all the different kinds of people Witney has been a part of. Hehe eyeball. You like what I did there?

I MISS Witney’s sass-mouth. Let him be a dick. She has the capability.

LITERALLY

I WILL NEVER LET GO OF K-MART

such a cute name for such an off-kilter little guy.

Dude Leif teaching Witney how to read is one of my most favorite things ever. They have so so much more to their relationship than what was shown in the Heart chap and I’m SO excited to show more of it in the upcoming gem chaps.

Poor Witney having to revisit her tragic backstory :((

ONE VESSEL ONE VESSEL. GGRRRRRR THIS ONE ALWAYS GETS ME SO BAD. If you ever wondered why Strength acts so differently as a gem and why I keep pointing it out, it’s because of THIS.

What I did to Weif? What do I always do to the pink/green relationships??? You can’t tell me you didn’t see this coming.

Oh Heart. Immediately trying and immediately failing to start things back up with Witney. At least Witney is the last person who would judge Heart.

Don’t make me think about Aggie I’ll get sad

HEARTNEY ANGST SO GOOD

Ahh the spell pouches. If you remember from way back in IBYBF 5 when we actually got to see a POV of a spell pouch doing its work,

A sudden blast of purple materializes between her and the gem, filling the water with the hue and prompting the vine to release her leg at once.

“Aw, leaving so soon—?”

The gem disappears in the cloud, and Anne’s eyes go wide with the realization.

One of the bundles has gone off.

Heart quite literally disappears into the cloud of purple. Furthermore we can see with this passage from CMTO 7,

“Do not use anymore of that magic stuff on me,” they demand softly. “It hinders my connection to Anne, and she is expecting a status report. I will return to my realm peacefully. Do you have any final questions before I go?”

Essentially, the pouches work to sever the connection between vessel and gem for a brief period of time, meaning communication and possession become impossible. It muddies the dreamscapes as well, filling them with the purple void and further confusing and disorienting all parties. Now I want you to sit back and come to the understanding that Heart and Anne both spent all of that morning trapped in the void and unable to find each other until Maddie put the incense out. And have fun with that information.

Yes just as it works on Heart, it also works quite well on Witney.

DONT WORRY ABOUT VALERIANA YET

I originally didn’t have the gems react to Sprig’s likeness to Leif because I hadn’t yet fully developed the gem backstory and didn’t know what their reaction would be,, but now I just think it’s SUPER funny that they still don’t.

You’re doing great sweetie. And if you recall, Heart only starting growing the branches and that ‘rhinoceros horn’ in Andrias’s calamity form when they tried to suffocate Leif.

This is also my life forever gODAMMIT I love Heart sm

Hmmmmm where is Witney? I wonder :^)

#ask mal #CMTO #CMTO 7 #teeheehee

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