#IT WAS LIKE A CAR CRASH
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just finished the most vile book ever and at the end there's a literature analysis by a "literature expert"..... and I put that in quotes because I do not believe a single self-respecting literature expert would do a serious analysis on this
but also it sure is an interesting choice to put a book analysis ...in the book itself . huh
#worst thing ive ever read by a MILE#it was so bad that i only finished it because i kept thinking 'surely it can't get worse'#and it did#with each page#it was like a car crash#brb gonna go throw up now
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Getting inspired by fanfics is crazy bc why am I pepe slyvia'ing together a massively filled out world ans lots of characters for a brand new very complex story about the nuances of stalkholm syndrome and how horrible it is to be the "lucky" bride to wealth with plently of body horror and dysmorphia... bc of an egg preg fic 💀
#disclaimer im not into this shit I MISSES A LOT OF TAGS AND I WAS LOOKING AT THE FOURYH WALL SO I HARD I COULDN'T NOT KEEP GOING#IT WAS LIKE A CAR CRASH#not as bas as when I found the worst chisaki fic in the existence of ever ans my friend actually almost got evicted for reading it on#their moms wifi at like 3 AM bc of timezones and i was kinda just sitting thwrw rocking back and forth with my own socks shoved into my mot#mouth to stiffle the wails of agony and confusion because omf#o.g. gi.#girl.#THE CHRONOHAUL ABORTION FIC WAS PRETTY BAD TOO#quirk misuse#misuse of clock hair#birth trauma#pour me a damn beer
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Just got a ad for DramaWave (some video and reel site) which was just some vide9 called Stockholm boys, which started with a guy giving a blow job to another guy
The acting was awful, the story felt like it was from whatpad and it went on for ages Yet I still watched it till it finished and said it wasn't even the full thing!
#tumblr ad#i don't know why i kept watching#it was like a car crash#two guys about to be step brothers but also want to fuck each other#after they met 3 years ago#but the main guy keeps flipping between wanting to fuck this guy and kill him because this guy said something to his mum#and that made her lose her mind and she's now in a mental hospital#story was so bad yet i kept watching
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My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much
Reference that I used for the face!


#I was scrolling through pinterest and saw this woman and I was like: She looks EXACTLY like how I imagine Stan and Ford's mother to look#my art#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#ig??#caryn romanoff pines#caryn pines#mabel voice: she must have been one hell of a mother to have had to deal with Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford when they were kids!#DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MIGHT HAVE DIED THINKING STANFORD AND STANLEY NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO RECONCILE#DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PLAGUED WITH REGRETS AND WHAT-IFS OVER STAN BEING KICKED OUT- WISHING SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE#DOES THE THOUGHT THAT STANFORD MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO VISIT HER AT HER DEATHBED OR HER FUNERAL SINCE HE WAS STUCK ELSEWHERE??#EVER HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT???#DOES IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG ABOUT STANLEY- SINCE SHE'S THEIR MOTHER AND “WHAT KIND OF MOTHER CAN'T#RECOGNISE HER OWN CHILDREN APART“#THEY MEET AT STAN'S FUNERAL LIKE: “STANLEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED- NOR WHY THAT CASKET AT THE FRONT IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW AND WHY WE'RE#CURRENTLY ATTENDING YOUR FUNERAL- OR WHY YOU'RE EVEN DRESSED UP AS FORD RIGHT NOW.“#“I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON STANLEY- BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE OF MY SONS DIDN'T DIE IN A DITCH SOMWHERE IN THE FLAMING WRECK OF A CAR CRASH-#AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.“#SHE GOT THAT MOTHER'S INSTINCT#stan twins parents
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Matthew McConaughey on Rust in 'Making True Detective'
#literally like say thatttt#this is a big reason of why his rust works so well bc he understands rust is HOT#like how a car crash is hot. a burning building. blood. wounds. the cracking tension of a humid louisianan night.#thats the fundamental eroticism of rustin cohles whole deal#rustin cohle#*#*scrn#true detective#*td
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anyone else see that mha fan who committed a hit and run and then tweeted about not calling an ambulance and yelling exclamations like, and i quote, "OHMY GOD MY FIRST HIT AND RUN ???"
#i know i should delete that fuckass app but where else do you get content like this#me.txt#cw car crash#cw car accident#tw car accident#tw car crash
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Headcanon that Optimus loves earth culture that includes old rom com movies in black and white but also movies like Wall-E LIKE CMON
Like movies that are huge on humanizing bots
Also think the audio in old movies scratches his processor(?) in a good way

Also I wanted to write a dialogue of Megatron asking where he learned how to dance and Optimus mentioning him watching it from earth movies

This is Optimus dragging bumblebee to watch those movies with him. I wanted to finish the first sketch but I'm been low on motivation and just in mood in general. Burnout???
#i do think bumblebee likes more action based movies but those movies have a lotta car crashes#things optimus doesn like#tf es#earthspark megatron#tfe megatron#tfe optimus prime#tf earthspark#transformers earthspark#megop#earthspark bumblebee#transformers earthspark fanart#earthspark optimus#tfe bumblebee#transformers megatron#transformers optimus#megatron x optimus prime
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Cuckoo!



Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009 @korolrezni-nikolai @d00dlespng @beenucks @mintraindrop
#his crash out WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭#what is wrong with him#he kills me#maybe there should be 16 pitstops George so true#you’re right Lego cars would be better#George is chairman of the Monaco haters club 😭#I love drawing birds#I’m kind of gagged that this is apparently what a cuckoo looks like??#I really really thought they were yellow???#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#annie’s art#formulanni#f1 art#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#george russell#gr63#George Russell 63#mercedes#mercedes f1#monaco gp 2025#monaco grand prix
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[PART 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]
A young Xolotl and the strange build he’s spotted across the water from his starter builds! I wonder what it could be… how mysterious!
#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc xisuma#dbhc s8#xisuma#xisumavoid#xisuma hermitcraft 8#hermitcraft 8#hermitcraft#hermitcraft dbh au#tw unreality#sort of? if that’s not the correct tag to use lmk#tw eye strain#tw distortion#tw glitch#tw dread#the feeling that something is terribly terribly wrong#Like watching a car that you know is about to crash#Painful knowing the end but can’t quite look away#xolotl#hermitcraft au#art escapades#finally. some answers.
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those newer fans can't possibly understand, having years of super dramatic and depressing depictions of stanley pines' fake death, only for us to get a silly straw dummy and the worst acting stan has done in his entire life
(altho i suppose months of everyone hc-ing that ford wore a turtleneck 24/7 because he's ashamed of his scars, only for us to get all-star tattoo-ed comes pretty close)
also an au where gf cops were slightly more competent and stan ends up being the prime suspect in his own murder because a man mysteriously dies after meeting his estranged twin who suddenly is inviting people to his murder hut....
#stan pines#stanley pines#the car crash and turtleneck reveal kinda feels like 'whoa there you guys are too angsty here have a joke'#which makes tbob even more ajddkgk with the tapes+aftermath and wheel of shame#....kinda curious how many mob bosses stan managed to piss off over the years#honestly a clever idea would be having that skeleton we see in tots inside the straw dummy#do you think the dummy's face is a photo or did stan draw it#is the car ford's or did stan steal some random one#he knows that it'd be more believable if he used his el diablo but hell no!!!#i know some people hc-ed that stan made a paper clone to fake his death but like#ignoring how that's infinitely more morbid akshdksa that always bugged me cos like. the clone is made of paper and#still wouldn't leave human remains behind in a fire#i think alex offhandly mentioned that stan happened to buy the copier at a rando garage sale or something#ford actively searching for anomalies vs stan just stumbling upon them and being 100% oblivious despite knowing about weirdness
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#unfortunately this is always rotating in my head like it's become a microwave. or a washing machine. or like one of those trucks that#transport cement. calm down ronan stop being needy ronan get urself 2gether ronan you're always the car crash ronan...EXPLODES 💥💣🤯🌋🧨🔥#trc#r.txt#wait i mean ->#dreamer trilogy#ronan lynch#ALSO this is like the finale in connecting my (almost) all charli xcx songs are ronan lynch thing. the return of ronanxcx 🙏👆👍
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hot garbage 👇
#making Lori the main character was a mistake there are 0 fun clips of her. she just vanishes after the intro don't worry about it#''journey doesn't quite go as planned'' yeah ya girl fucking died lmao#the context for where the hell all these other people came from is nonexistent#but there's 11 seasons of this shit and I can't find the clips I'm thinking of so#fuck it#I have more important deadlines rn lmao#there's a few clips I had that I'm sad about leaving out but this shit is already too long#I rly wanted the one of Rick putting in that CD and Daryl being like ''please don't-''#also Daryl being horrendous at driving stick with Rosita and Denise#wanted to have everybody bopping to that song drawing the walkers away from the movie theatre...#Carl crashing the car in front of Enid...#the rollerskates...#but alas#twd
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Does anyone remember that ONE Captain Underpants book where George and Harold messed with fucking time travel and met their future selves who were married with kids and had successful careers as comic book creators or was that a fever dream?


I like to imagine that in the canon universe the new Dog Man movie was initially drafted and submitted by George and Harold as a concept, thinking it wouldn’t be accepted but wanting to give it a shot anyways.
⬇️ This was the wildest thing ever to my 11 year old brain btw. So wild that I didn’t even register that Harold is canonically gay.



#I love thinking about the Captain Underpants cinematic universe because it makes absolutely no sense and also perfect sense all at once#the implications that Melvin in the future technically goes fucking MISSING after he suffered a life altering car crash#because he was busy playing megalomaniac back in time at their elementary school#(if we are to believe what happens in the show is also canon)#can you imagine not seeing your elementary school class know-it-all for over like 20 smth years#and then seeing him again at the fucking supermarket as a burnt out half cyborg#anyways I think we should think about Adult George and Harold having adventures too because it would be so fun#the wild adventures of men pushing 30#my favorite#my art#captain underpants#dog man#george beard#harold hutchins#dogman#dogman movie
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One of the things that's so compelling to me about Eternal Sugar and Hollyberry's storyline, besides the fact that it is wlw, the juxtaposition of happiness and passion is super fascinating. It's easy to compare Eternal Sugar and Hollyberry's dynamic to Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla because like Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar is not trying to kill her other half, as she "only wants Hollyberry to be happy." Yet, with Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla, Shadow Milk wished to corrupt Pure Vanilla in the same way he had been corrupted, and gain someone who fully understood him, as well as to get indirect revenge on Pure Vanilla for being chosen by the Witches instead of him. Shadow Milk did have harmful intentions when he met Pure Vanilla, whereas with Eternal Sugar and Hollyberry, Eternal Sugar has no ill intent.
It could be argued that Eternal Sugar does have ill intent, with her temper and her desire for control, the way she manipulates the people around her so that they remain within her grasp as well as subservient to her, but at the same time, she truly does view her actions as benevolent. She believes that, even if she is hurting people currently, that the ends justify the means, because as long as they stay in her Garden, they can remain happy and healthy forever. If by staying in her Garden, she continues her control over them, well that's just a happy accident!
One of her Arena Loading screen quotes is literally "Your passions will only lead to suffering..." which was such a game changer for me personally, because of the way it frames her motivation. By trapping people in her saccharine web, she is depriving them of their ability to make their own choices and ultimately get hurt, in the name of keeping them safe. Hollyberry's soul jam being passion as a variation on happiness makes a lot of sense, through that lens, because pursuing our passions makes us happy but at the very same time, passion can fizzle out suddenly, or our passions can lead us to ruin. Eternal Sugar tries to subdue the passions of her followers in order to keep them content and complacent, whereas Hollyberry is in direct opposition to that, saying that people should be allowed to go wherever the wind takes them, and her own actions embody that.
Nevertheless, the ways in which both of their soul jams are twisted by their own personal flaws is what makes it so intriguing to me. Hollyberry's "flights of passion" from her kingdom were her responding to her own restlessness, stress, and fear of stagnation, and it led her to abandoning her son and letting him grow up alone. Eternal Sugar, on the other hand, has many cookies that she cares about and yet she condescends to them and exerts control over them against their will in an effort to maintain their happiness. Eternal Sugar is very much an "ends justify the means" sort of person whereas Hollyberry lives in the moment and impulsively flits from place to place in order to keep running from her past. They both have complicated, kind of fucked up relationships with their sons, they both have devotees who follow them while remaining blind to the true flaws of the person they follow, and they both have their vices.
Hollyberry is constantly running and Eternal Sugar never moves. Hollyberry changes easily to fit whichever role is necessary for the situation while Eternal Sugar is unwilling and unable to change. It's almost like unstoppable force meet immovable object, and their polarity is what's so striking to me. Even as Hollyberry runs away from her problems, she does not allow herself to want things or get close to people, for fear of getting hurt. She may be passionate but she has, as Pavlova Cookie says, a cold and empty heart. That's why what Eternal Sugar says to her is groundbreaking because no one has given Hollyberry permission before, but here, she's can take time and it's not about everyone else, it's about her. Yet, the fact that Eternal Sugar is worried about everyone but herself is a great example of the similarities between them, as they both prioritize others above themselves and ignore their own emotions for the sake of other people. They are inherently so different and so similar, literally different shades of the same color, Hollyberry with her warm undertones and Eternal Sugar with her cool ones.
With Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour, they clash because of the fact that they are both unwilling to compromise on their ideals and willing to do whatever it takes to maintain their position. With Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla, they clash because of Pure Vanilla's unwillingness to entertain Shadow Milk's tricks at a certain point, instead seeing through them and cutting through the bullshit to confront the person behind the mask, something that Shadow Milk is extremely uncomfortable with. Burning Spice and Golden Cheese clash because of Burning Spice's lack of care for his own people and Golden Cheese's possessiveness over her hoard, her kingdom, and her unwillingness to sacrifice that. Burning Spice is too free of burdens, to the point that he has no attachments, and Golden Cheese has so many attachments that they both empower her and bog her down.
The diversity through which the juxtaposition between the Beasts and their Heroes is shown truly is impressive because of both the overlap between different duos and the fact that each duo has something unique to just them. Every duo has shared traits between the two members, and every one has similarities between the Beast and the Hero but the ways in which the level of similarity compared to the level of difference changes throughout the depictions is very cool to me because of the way that it shows how people who are similar can clash over the littlest things, and how people who are so different can come together and unite under one banner.
#cookie run kingdom#look i just had. eternal sugar and hollyberry thoughts that i needed to get out. i needed to put them somewhere#especially before the update comes out with holly's ascended form. . . hough shes so pretty she looks so good im so excited#this is probably going to be my only crk analysis but i needed to talk about it. anyways now i go back to my essay :/#crk#crk eternal sugar cookie#crk hollyberry cookie#hollysugar#eternal sugar cookie#hollyberry cookie#hollyberry crk#eternal sugar crk#eternalberry#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla crk#shadowvanilla#im a shadowvanilla shipper im sorry thats my toxic yaoi your honor. . . its bad and i like it because its bad. its like a car crash <3#anyways um yeah thats pretty much it. i talk about some of the other pairs but they're only mentioned once each so i will not tag them#cr kingdom#rocktalks
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OH MY FUCKING— *CRASHES CAR*
#I am NOT OK#I crashed my car cuz I was too busy look at this hella fine man#I like how you can see Adeuce and Grim in the background#twisted wonderland#twst x reader#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#disney twisted wonderland#twst yuu#disney twst#divus crewel#twst crewel
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This is a formal apology for everyone I called a liar a scammer and a trickster for telling me bingqiu is on some freak shit. I'm not even 60 pages into book 2 and my guy has already been choked and force fed spooky demon blood.
I'm sorry for doubting y'all 🙏
#mxtx really WAS on lethal doses of toxic yaoi crack writing this#it's like watching a car crash#im scared but i can't look away#how the FUCK will this turn into a romance my dudes#scum villian self saving system#svsss#mxtx#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu
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