#IT WAS SO CUTE THO maybe ill start it up again

[wasteofmfzb]

okay chrono trigger is good guys. shocker i know

[phagodyke]

my boss told me right at the end of the day I made a mistake on a calculation last week which meant the dataset I spent 3 entire days putting together was fundamentally useless and she was very gentle about it and I wouldnt even have needed to repeat the work but I almost started crying in front of her bc I know at the time I spent 40 mins double triple quadruple checking it across several post it notes and I put all my working on my spreadsheet for it too bc I really struggle with chemistry maths my mind just doesn't bend that way and I've gotten things wrong before which is why I'm so meticulously careful to check everything now and now youre telling me even that wasn't good enough oh🥹����.....but turns out my math was actually fine she just made a tiny error converting between units but I still feel so terrible and stupid and embarrassed abt the whole thing wahhh

[ostolero]

Mirroring Sheev's Plan by Sullivan

Performed by Austin Walker on AMCA

(originally posted on Cohost)

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Sheev's Plan:

get elected to senate for naboo

start new sith order

work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.

(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)

PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.

make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack

(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.

Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.

(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then

build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot

(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan

let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(only via proxy tho. not done yet)

let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)

drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.

lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.

tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me

use death star ships to take over galaxy even more

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(awesome... but not enough. something missing)

let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt. Puzzle Knife cool enough idea to do twice i think

taunt granddaughter into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. All part of my grand scheme...

Endgame achieved. (??)

(kylo ren betrays me)

PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again.

throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)

destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason.

ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword.

Endgame achieved.

[amoressb]

✦ LATE NIGHT LIVE

PAIRINGS — idol bf!riki x reader

IN WHICH — riki goes live with you and shows off your matching pjs

you were waiting for riki outside of the recording studio patiently. you had a little surprise for him when he came out. before you came to the studio you had saw these cute cookie monster pjs and thought it would be cute for you and niki to wear them together and now here you are.

“oh hey y/n!” you hear a voice say. you look to your left and see sunoo. “hey sunoo howve you been?” you smile at him. “ive been good so far, pretty tired tho. glas recordings over so i can go home now. are you here for riki?” he assumes seeing that you have a little bag saying for riki on it. “yeah got him a little something!” you open the bag for him to see. “aw thats cute, you really do bring out his soft side. he should be getting out now tho so ill see you later!” he waves to you. “byeee!” you smile waving bye to him.

about a minute or two later the door opens revealing your boyfriend. he looks to his side smiling immediately upon seeing you, “hey baby, how long have you been here?” he pulls you in by the waist gently. “mm maybe like 10 minutes ago?” you look away from him thinking. “but anyways i got you a little something here!” you stated getting out if his grip and grabbing the little bag. he smiles grabbing the bag from you and opening it to see a pair of blue cookie monster pajama pants. “really baby?” he states chuckling.

“lets wear them tonight yeah?!” you smile waiting for a response. “yeah but im scheduled for a live tonight, ill still wear them tho okay” he holds you cheek smiling tilting his head at you a little. you say nod happily, grab his hand and make your way home. riki couldnt help but smile at you. you being so excited to match with him and everything, he loved it. he couldnt wait to get home and match with you.

finally getting home, you both immediately went to change into your pjs and a simple black shirt. riki started setting up his live on your vanity since it had a light up mirror while you sat behind him on the couch making sure youre not in the background. riki started the live and comments immediately started rolling in. “hey guys hope youre all well” he smiled waving at the camera.

how was youre day riki !!

“my day was good we simply recorded our bits for some songs then i got surprised by a special someone” he states looking off camera to you smiling. engenes already knew who riki was talking about. you. they absolutely adored you and loved the noticeable difference in riki.

is she with you?

can we see her !!

“yeah shes behind me off camera actually” he looked at you still smiling. “cmere baby they wanna see you” riki holds out his hand to you. you grab his hand smiling cheekily and made your way into the camera.

omg i love her pjs !!

“thank you i just bought them today!” she happily states. “yeah were matching actually look!” riki smiles happily and stands next to you, grabbing your waist gently. you both see the comments going crazy at how cute you guys look. riki turns to you and gives you a kiss on your cheek.

riki takes his seat again and pats his lap looking at you. understanding what he means you take a seat on his lap and almost immediately riki wraps his hands around your waist and lays his head on your shoulder. the engenes see this and they absolutely love it omg.

ni-ki is my standard.

theyre so cute i want what they have !!

idk about you but i want y/n🤷‍♀️

“well you cant have her but you can still keep those edits coming yk” he looks away with a grin. you lean into the camera and wink, “dw im always yours engenes.” riki immediately gave you his signature side eye while loosening his grip on you. the comments started laughing at the scene in front of them. you also started laughing and turned to him, reaching your hand up to his cheek, bringing his face closer to you, giving him a kiss on the cheek. he looked away breaking into a smile. the rest if the live was just you and riki flirting at (many) times and for some reason riki constantly bringing up that he was matching pjs with you. he was just that happy about matching with you.

“bye engenes have a good night” you and riki say waving then turning off the live. it was noticeable you two were tired so both immediately jump into your shared bed getting into the covers cuddling up to each other closely. “that was acute live riki” you say stroking his cheek softly seeing his eyes are already closed. he simply hums and gets closer to you if thats even possible. “goodnight riki i love you” “goodnight princess i love you too” he mumbles sleepily. you chuckle and kiss his forehead and you both went off into dreamland.

* happy birthday to my bby riki !! *

[bronz3y]

alessia russo x reader - first time

a/n - hiya guyss, ive finally gotten some notivation to write (about fucking time) , ill be doing a couple of asks ive had for a few weeks too, so hopefully writing becomes more frequent from now on

no promises tho :,)

anyways enjoy this smutty alessia fic lol x

summary : r and alessia have been dating for 2 months, and neither of them have been brave enough to iniciate anything more than a steamy makeout, untill a needy alessia decides otherwise.

warnings: a lotta fluffy smut

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You and alessia had been officially together for 2 months now, you'd both met through Leah, since your Leah's cousin, you had been invited to her birthday party, you had both exchanged numbers and from that night onwards, you'd texted every day, and eventually you asked her on a coffee date and she responded “took your time, and yes, i'd love too x”

After 4 weeks of going on dates and getting to know each other, a very red Alessia asked you to be her girlfriend while walking on the beach, a gorgeous sunset colouring the sky with oranges, yellows and blues, Alessia's freckled face glowing from the shine of the slowly falling sun, her smile growing as you immediately say yes and wrap your arms around her, her warmness enveloping you.

You felt warm

 you felt safe 

You felt loved

Now 2 months later, you are at Alessia's apartment, you both took turns inviting each other over, one week at Alessia’s, one week at yours, you preferred to stay at Alessia's apartment more, her cosy decor made it feel more homey than yours, and truthfully, you also wanted cuddles from her gorgeous grey cat. You also loved the sweet smell of alessia covering every room, it made you warm inside, her familiar vanilla scent made your heart flutter.

“ pebble!, don't smack me” alessia huffed as her cat swatted her cheek while she walked past her on the sofa, the two of you covered in warm fluffy blankets, your head on her shoulder as you watched some random romcom you found on netflix.

“Maybe she smacked you because you took away her favourite toy” you argued laughing, alessia rolled her eyes at you.

“Baby that toy makes so much noise, we couldn't hear the film” she whined, you laughed and cuddled your face into her neck, pecking it softly, as your lips made contact with the soft skin of her neck a second time, alessia sighed shakily, moving her head back, giving you more space to work with. 

You and Alessia, unlike other couples in a two month relatioship, hadnt had sex yet, sure you both had very intense make outs, but once you both reached a point you just stopped and didn't take it further, it's not that you didn't want to do it with her,you definitely did, it's just you were scared, scared of messing up or embarrassing yourself, youd had your fair share of one night stands, but it had been a while since you had fucked a girl, so naturally youd start to overthink if things got too far and quickly stopped it.

“ y/n..that feels so nice–fuck” Alessia swore as you bit down softly, leaving a red mark on her neck, you soothed it with your warm tongue, leaving shiny residue behind, you leaned back a bit, looking at the cute mark you had left on Alessias pale skin, her hands then found your hips and guided you to sit on her lap, her thumbs stroking the exposed skin from your slightly risen shirt, her head slightly turned away from you, looking at her hands on your waist.

“Lessi?” you said softly, looking at the overwhelmed expression on her face, her eyes avoiding you.

“Baby, talk to me” you tried again, reaching your hand to her jaw, softly pushing it so she would look at you.

“y/n.” she said, finally meeting your eyes, she leaned forward, your faces inches apart, so close that you could smell her minty breath.

“Less?” you whispered, not used to the way she was looking at you, it was something that you'd only seen a couple of times when the kissing got intense.

 Alessia looked hungry.

Alessia then gently grabbed your wrist and moved your hand onto her chest, your eyes widened and you felt a shiver run up your back.

“Touch me, please” alessia whispered, her hooded eyes staring into yours.

You took in a small breath and gave her a small nod, you dragged your shaky hand slowly down her body, from the middle of her chest to where you could feel her pretty abbs under her white shirt, her hard nipples noticeable through the thin fabric.Alessia leaned slightly forward, starting to kiss your exposed shoulder, you collarbone and up you neck, you slightly lifted alessia's shirt, slipping your hand underneath, your cold hands touching her warm skin, you felt her shiver at your touch, smiling to yourself, you moved your hands up once again, placing them under the curve of her breast.

“Fuck, y/n hurry” alessia breathed out, you smirked at her neediness.

“Maybe if you ask nicely” you teased, you heard her let out a huff at your words.

“Please baby i need you, please just touch me” alessia whined, you'd seen alessia needy before, a few times, but this was new, and you loved it.You smiled at her and began lifting her top up slowly.

“Can i?” you whispered, alessia nodded at your words.

“Words baby” you said softly

“Yes, please just take it off” she whined, that was all the confirmation you needed, you started lifting her top up and over her head, tossing it on the floor somewhere. You stared at her chest, her perfect round breasts and perky nipples now exposed to you, sure it's not like you hadn't seen her topless, but having her like this, small puffs of hair leaving her parted lips and her blonde hair a mess, you had never seen something so gorgeous.

You shifted your body slightly lower so your face was in front of her chest, you then planted a kiss on the side of her left breast, Alessia's hand found the back of your head, nudging you slightly forward. You then finally wrapped your lips around her nipple, sucking and licking softly, alessia's back arched, pushing her chest further into your face.

“Oh god” alessia moaned out softly, the hand that wasn't at the back of your head grabbed the pillow behind her.

You disconnected your lips with a pop, you then looked at alessia who was already looking at you, you leaned up and claimed her lips, she tasted like coconut chapstick, like she always did,  alessia then bit down at your lip softly and you let out a small moan, she used that to slide in her tongue, pushing it against yours for dominance over the kiss.

“Lessi, let's move to the bed” you said in between kisses, alessia nodded, you then grabbed the back of her thighs and picked her up, alessia immediately connected your lips again, you smiled against her lips at her eagerness. You easily found your way to your bedroom without looking, you then placed Alessia on the bed and she shuffled backwards, her blue eyes now dark, you followed her and placed yourself on top of her, your legs tangled together.

“I want to see you” alessia whispered, you nodded and took your own top off along with your sports bra, alessia then started scanning your chest.

“You're so beautiful,” she said, lifting a hand up to softly squeeze your right breast, you let out a breathy moan at her warm touch.You then kiss down her body, first her neck, her chest down to her stomach until you get to the waistband of her joggers, you look up at her, softly tugging on it.

“Take it off” she said nodding, you wasted no time, you grab the sides of her bottoms and pull them down her long legs, leaving her in her pretty blue lacey underwear that matched her eyes, you immediately notice the dark damp patch and smirk 

“All this for me?” you say, she whimpers in embarrassment but nods.

You then place a small kiss on where her clit is, Alessia's hands once again grab the back of your head.

“Baby, are you sure you want this?” you said looking up at her.

“Yes, fuck yes, i just need you y/n” she moaned, and with that, you tugged her underwear down, exposing her perfect pussy, neatly shaved, you moaned at the sight of her, you could now see how wet she really was.

“Your pussy is so fucking beautiful” you groaned, slightly opening her legs, her wetness glistening, slowly dripping down the curve of her ass, “can i taste you?” you asked her, looking into her eyes from between her thighs.

“Please” alessia whimpers impatiently, you then glide your tongue over her folds, your eyes connected with hers, taking a slow long lick, savouring her taste.

“You taste so fucking good” you groaned against her, the vibrations causing alessia to moan, you start moving your tongue faster against her, her moans get louder as you increase the speed, your tongue tries dipping inside of her, slightly pushing.

“Fuck baby just like that” alessia moans out, pushing your head further into her.

“y/n, i need more-– fuckkk” you cut her words short as you rub her clit and move your tongue against her entrance.

Alessia lets out a while as you stop your movements, you climb up the bed to meet her beautiful face.

“Wanna taste yourself pretty girl?” you whisper, your face glistening with Alessia's juices and your own saliva, she nodded and you connected your lips, she moaned at the taste of herself.

“I need your fingers” Alessia whispered, her fingers playing with the baby hairs at the back of your neck, you smirk at her boldness and slowly slide your hand between your bodies, you slide two fingers between her folds, moving them up and down, Alessia's head fell back onto the pillow as she felt your long fingers tease her hole.

“Baby, inside, please” alessia whimpered, you then finally slowly pushed in your middle and ring finger, Alessia's nails scratching your back as they slid in with ease, when fully in, you keep them still and look at alessia.

“Are you doing ok love?” you ask, your hand that's not inside her comes up and touches her cheek softly.

“Yeah, just give me a minute” she says, slowly getting used to the feeling of being filled by your fingers for the first time.after a minute she gave you a small nod and you began slowly thrusting your fingers in and out of her, every time your fingers would re enter her she winced, but after a few minutes, her face relaxed, and her mouth parted, letting out pretty noises.

“Fuck y/n, feels so good” alessia whispered, you smiled and bit her earlobe softly.

“Is this what you wanted, baby?, my fingers filling you up?” you teased, adding your thumb onto her clit, rubbing it while still pumping your fingers in and out of her, you then felt her walls start to tighten around your fingers. “Look at you, doing so well for me” you encouraged her.

“Fuck baby, im close” Alessia’s legs wrapped around your waist pulling you closer to her.

“Yeah?, you gonna cum for me?” you replied, pressing harder on her clit, your mouth latched onto her neck.

“Fuck, Faster baby, im so close” alessia whined, you do as she says and move your fingers at a quicker pace, curling them so they would hit her most sensitive spots.

“Right there,right there, don't stop baby '' Alessia shouts, your neighbours won't be too happy with all the noise she's making, but you love it, the way she screams and whimpers for you has you soaked through your joggers. You then feel Alessia’s walls clench around you, she then bites onto your shoulder to contain her moans as she breaks apart on your fingers, you watch her as she flops her head back onto the pillow, her chest heaving and you help her ride out the orgasm.

“Mm baby im sensitive” Alessia whined, you slowly pull out of her and she whimpers at the loss of being filled up. you move yourself from on top of her onto your beck next to her.

“You did so well love, you were amazing” you say, kissing her all over her face, her cheeks flush and she hides her face in the crook of your neck.

Alessia then notices the wet patch on your joggers from the corner of her eye, you then feel her head move slightly forward.

“Baby?, what's all this?”, she teases looking between your legs.

“Not my fault you're so sexy” you groaned and looked away embarrassed

You then feel Alessia move from her spot beside you, she moves her body on top of yours and pins you down on your bed, she moves her knee between your legs and applies pressure.

“I think i should return the favour pretty girl”

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hope u enjoyed this lil cutie petuti fic xxxxx

rember yall, asks are open so pls feel free to make some requests :)

[st0nerlesb0]

Could you write a fic where Billie takes her childhood best friend to a secret beach she’s never shown anyone else? They collect seashells, run barefoot in the surf, and lie on a blanket watching clouds. Maybe Billie gets caught staring a little too long, and they finally confess feelings as the tide rolls in

childhood lover

i think we could do it if we tried,

if only you say your mine.

summary: your childhood bestfriend, finally came to see you, why do you feel a certain way tho?

warnings: none!

a/n: soooo i love this request, i might have written it bad, if i did pleaseee tell me. and i loveee clairo. okay byee loves, mwah!

the sun was shining thru your window, outside of your curtains, on you. it was bright but you could practically smell the cold air coming thru the crack of your window, you wanted to sleep in, be lazy for a bit but some body had other plans. you heard your phone ringing and sat up leaning against the headboard to answer the call.

"hello?"

"heyy baby do you wanna go somewhere?"

you didnt know why but the pet name sent a shiver down your body, you didnt know what you were feeling but you brushed it off replying.

"sure bils, when do you wanna go?"

"ill be there ina few, be ready"

you were excited to see her, your childhood best friend, you haven't seen each other in a few years. you were sad when you moved years earlier but you were seeing her now so it was okay.

"okay ill be ready, bye bils"

"bye baby, see you sooonn"

that damn name again, you still didn't know what you were feeling. maybe you were just excited to see her but this feeling didnt feel like 'excited', it felt maybe 'nervous'? you brushed off the feeling, pushing it down.

you got ready in a white tube top and some cute jean shorts you found when you were thrifting, you didnt know where you guys were going but it was summer so you dressed light anyways. you did your hair in waves, and did some makeup but only mascara and lipgloss, not a lot.

when you started putting your converse on you heard billies dodge challenger revving up outside, you quickly finished putting your shoes on and grabbed your purse.

when you got outside you saw billie leaning against the hood of her car, looking at you. was she checking you out?

no she wasnt, she was just looking at you.

you shook the feeling off, and greeted her by hugging her.

"hi bils, i haven't seen you in so longg"

"i know, im actually so happen to see youu"

she said hugging you back and resting her head in the crook of your neck, rocking back and forth. you loved hugging people especially her, her hugs were always the best, you felt so comfortable in her arms. she rubbed your back and let go to open the passenger car door for you.

"here m'lady"

she said it ina fake posh way that made you laugh and your checks heat up.

when she got in her seat, she gave you her phone to play music from. you chose sofia by clairo, your absolute favorite artist besides billie.

you were singing the lyrics and you heard billie singing them with you. after the song was done, others were playing but you asked where you guys were going.

"where are we going?"

you asked leaning towards her, crossing your arms on the center consol.

"i cant tell you, its a surprisee"

she said grinning, looking at you then back at the road. you huffed and leaned back in your seat.

"why cant you tell me?

"because baby then it wont be a surprise"

you said "fine" and started looking outside the window of her car, seeing birds flying over in the sky. you loved looking at the sky.

after a bit, billie parked and got out, opening your car door for you. you said thank you and grabbed your purse.

"okay where are we?"

"i haven't showed anybody this place yet cause i wanted you to see it first"

you saw a beach down a path that was hidden with rocks and trees. you jumped with joy and started running towards the beach, billie was laughing at your actions knowing you loved beaches. thats why she showed you.

she had liked you for as long as she remembered but you had moved away so she couldn't act on it.

when she caught up with you, you guys sat down on the sand. after a few minutes, you took off your tube top saying you wanted to swim.

"bils do you wanna swim?"

you were taking off your jean shorts too, you didnt care how you looked in front of her because youve known her for so long, it didn't matter.

"yeah let's go"

she said looking at you for a bit, hoping you didn't notice before she took off her baggy shirt and her baggy shorts, she constantly wore everywhere.

you guys were in your underwear and bras jumping in the water, it was like when you guys would swim when you were kids but it felt different now. like an energy was hiding but you didn't know what it was.

after swimming for a bit you guys put your clothes back on, regretting packing more clothes but it was fine. you guys ran around and picked out seashells for each other, like you did when you were younger.

after a bit you guys were tired so billie grabbed a blanket from her car and laid it down, so you guys could lay down and watch the clouds move. you guys saw different things in the clouds, bunnies, cats, dogs and maybe frogs.

you felt someone staring, and you turned to see billie looking at you. when you asked she didn't even respond, she just kept looking at you with hearts in her eyes. you asked if she was okay and turned on your side.

"you okay? youre staring."

"yeah i-im okay, you just look really pretty today"

"thank you bils, your so sweet."

you said rubbing her shoulder, after she had turned on her side. you saw her open her mouth to say something but hesitate.

"hey can i tell you something?"

"yes, of course billie, what is it? "

you looked at her waiting for her answer.

"i know this is probably going to shock you but i.. i like you, like a lot and i have since... forever really. you dont have to like me back, i just wanted you to know. "

you looked at her and smiled widely, you finally knew what you were feeling cause she was feeling the same thing.

"i like you too bils... a lot. maybe too much."

you said resting your hand on her cheek, rubbing your thumb on her cheekbone. she rested her hand on yours and leaned closer to you. you could feel your heartbeat racing, thumping out of your chest. she leaned over you resting on her elbow, and put her hand on your cheek.

"can i kiss you?"

"yeah"

she kissed you softly, like she was scared youd back out and say she was weird or something but you leaned up and kissed her back. after you guys kissed, she rested her forehead on yours.

"i missed you so much, you have no idea"

"me too bils so much"

she laid down next to you, cuddling into your side on the blanket and you guys watched the clouds again but it was more peaceful.

after, you guys packed up and went to her house, got changed and took a nap on the bed with shark. you didn't mean to but she was so comfortable so it was hard not to.

you just know that your feelings had finally gotten out and you didn't have to be unsure about it, you liked her and she liked you. thats all that mattered.

[strawberrybuff]

That Boy is Mine

This is a Male original character x Maxxie Oliver Maxxie Oliver x Male oc/reader Other characters are included (Tony , Chris , Jal , Sid , Cassie , Michelle ) you can imagine the oc as whatever you like but I imagine him as a tanned skinned guy with Black hair not too long and not to short , he has a couple of piercings on his left ear and his taller then Maxxie might as well be taller then Anwar . this is my first time writing a smut - its not that good so don't be mean and also my first one-shot on Tumblr !!!!

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It was Monday Afternoon , and you have promised to meet up with a certain blonde in the studio .

You have arrived at the studio and saw Maxxie Practicing Tap dancing while talking on the phone , you leaned on the door Frame and smirked as he talked to Tony , he looked too cute with his outfit that you couldn't pull you eyes of him .

"God, I'm good." , as Maxxie turned back at you and smirked , you walked in front of him and glanced down at him and said "Do you know that you look hot while tap dancing" as you smirked .

"I've been told so by some certain black headed grunge Guy so many time" as he pulled your necktie and smirked "what are you doing tonight " Maxxie asked .

"why you wanna ask me on a date ? " as he kept pulling you necktie to stand in front of the table , you picked him up and dropped him on top of the table .

"someone has been working out" "Nah your just light as a feather" your eyes kept roaming his body as he look to petite , his body just gave you the feeling that it needs to be worshipped .

"I was asking if you want to go to this party that one of my friends is hosting , maybe I can show you off this time" .

"show me off" you smirked , you didn't wanna be shown off you wanna show off Maxxie instead he's the one who needs to be shown off he look like an angel ( a horny angel ) .

"come on were gonna have so much fun , you , me , making out ? what do you think ?"

"I won't say no to that !!!" you pulled him closer and held his waist , you glanced down at him , and oh my god , Maxxie is looking up at you with those 'eyes' , he look to cute and hot not to mess with .

you pulled him in and smashed your lips together as you took Maxxie by surprise , you feel him relax as he threw his arms on your neck and kept kissing you .

you took you hands off his waist and pull his shirt off his head .

"You really wanna do it here ?" Maxxie asked while panting and his lips rosy .

"of course not , you get hurt while on this table well just have to wait till the party , but I need some help tho - " as you looked down at your member , you gulp and look at Maxxie .

"Alright but its a preview to tonight " as he winked at me .

He got down on his knees and started slow and palmed your clothed member , it felt good as his small hands massaged you Member , you moaned and looked down at Maxxie and pulled his head closer to your member .

"Your eager " , "come on babe , you gotta use your mouth it will help better "

he looked up at you with those 'eyes' again and opened the zipper of your pants with his teeth , you moaned at the sight he looked too hot , he took your Member out and palmed the head of your member as you kept moaning his name over and over again .

"god , Maxxie .... ahh , God baby I need your mouth " Maxxie looked at you and licked the head of your member , you felt ecstatic as he kept kitten lick the head of you member as you pushed his head to take your length .

"Never thought that ill be sucking off the heartthrob of out college " "less talking and more sucking babe" you pushed his mouth onto your member roughly as Maxxie gaged at the length of you cock .

"ah ... that felt good baby , your so beautiful like this , gotta make you my ahh , my slut more often " "mhhm" "what you like me calling you my slut , gotta make you mine before that friend of yours beats me too it "

You kept pushing his head more roughly as Maxxie kept sucking you off , his mouth feels ethereal he's better than all the girls i've been with .

" I have to tie you up so no can take you away from me , you like that being my Own slut to fuck with" "mhghhhm" Maxxie had tears on his face as he look upon you he looks so ruined that you felt your climax nearing , you held his head in place as you kept pushing your cock inside of his mouth .

You've thrusted you cock as fast as you could as your climax was nearing , you haven't told Maxxie as you nearly came .

You moaned as you shoot you load down his throat , you held his head in place and as you felt you felt you were done you pulled his head of your cock and looked down at Maxxie.

*Gulp* "that was mhm delicious " "That was hot as fuck" " told you this was only a preview " You pulled him up on his legs and pulled him near you "you look hot as you swallowed my load , Gotta make you do that more often" as you winked at him and kissed him while pulling him outside so the both of you can ge ready to the party , as he leaned down to pick up his stuff .

you smacked his ass and said "Can't wait to ruin this one too" he got up and smirked at you as you two continued your way to your car .

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I've Been trying to write for skins for a long Time but I didn't know where to write (Wattpad , AO3) so tumblr is the best choice for a one-shot !!!! so here you go

[cronxl]

im. so ill. where does one even begin with?? like

// WL FINALE SPOILERS‼️ (finale yap 💔)

ok. firstly: shiny duo (+ cleo :3) things. (totally not bc im so insane abt them. 100% hahahdvav fucking explodes)

WE DIDNT GET MURDER CAMEL. NOOOO WE WERE SO CLOSE TO THEM HAVING AN ALLIANCE. + CLEO (live laugh luv cleo) WE COULD'VE HAD A NEW KIND OF 3 G'S (w/o this blue haired FREAK /aff i need scott to explode) GASLIGHT, GIRLSLAY (or girlmurder. idk man they both fit methinks), AND GIRLBOSS. (ignore this im posting at 2am. very energetic and also eepy)

THEY ARGDHQ GEM CALLED PEARL PATHETIC AND CUTE AND STILL TRYING TO 1V1 HER. PEARL TELLING GEM THAT HER SNAIL IS LITERALLY NEXT TO THEM EVEN THO SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL GEM. ALSO. WHEN GEM SAW THE G'S AT HER BASE SHE LITERALLY SPECIFICALLY CALLS PEARL. GIRL THEIR WHOLE ALLIANCE IS THERE AND YET THE ONLY PERSON THAT YOU TRULY NOTICE IS PEARL. OK GEM. 😔🤨 NOT THEM CALLING EACH OTHER'S FULL USER. UAGH. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

cough she def misses being w pearl. cough (it goes both ways for them. they miss eachother sm trust) she wants that cookie so bad its actually sososososos insanely painful to watch. i should get a degree in studying whatever the fuck theyve got goin awn. the fact its unresolved is an added thing in there.

moving on bfore i get shiny duo severe stage 10 brainrot. secondly: JOEL WIN. ACTUALLY CRAZY. (<- hes crazy. like genuinely.)

i didnt think that he was gonna win tbh. since yk lizzie is his weakness and lizzie wouldve used that to kill him. honestly if grian hadnt killed lizzie she wouldve probably killed him i think. and lizzies advice to joel to not get scott is so sweet actually <3 imagine trying to kill your husband but at the same time your lowk also looking out for him. she noticed the pattern of him always losing when getting scott wjjwbfm jizzie is os.. precious uaghhqphqvsb

ALSO ‼️ HE AND GRIAN MAKE SUCH A GOOD DUO. I THINK THEYVE TEAMED UP BEFORE ON LIKE LAST LIFE?? I THINK. I WAS ALWAYS WATCHING PEARLS POV. ianfbwnbsl life series brainworms r working overtime on this. too bad im on the verge of eeping.

AND thirdly: the wildcard. er wildcards.

the wildcards returning for the finale is great dont get me wrong. its jst. i guess at the end where all of the wildcards are activated its jst. so much?? like everything happening is too much at the same time yk? i think thats mostly the problem. bc. everyone has to deal with all these deadly wildcards adding up gradually causing some of the players their last life. which i think makes it more.. unsatisfactory? kind of? since the finale for others werent going out in pvp or traps and allat but the wildcards.

all of them happening at the same time is a bit overwhelming?? or maybe its jst me but theres too much going on every moment and such. its jst hard to actually focus/try to kill ppl? we have the slow to speedy thingy happening, the mobs dying and changing, which causes a lot of lag and deaths (gem to a vex is an example of this) cus theres a bunch of mobs to look out for, the trivia bot coming down sometimes at the worst possible moment (a snail chasing u n all), theres also the superpower card its kinda not been properly or well used during all this, and snails since they did end some series and caused a bunch of deaths in their past of being the main wildcard.

and: shiny duo again bc i cant not end this talking abt the wildcard(s) and i love them (sadly true)

them both keeping the bit where gem complimented her red skin. gem saying that she loves pearls red outfit sm. pearl trying to douse gem when her alliance tried to kill her and burn her w lava while they were talking. jsksnwnwbqle ims o sick.

lastly: lizzie having cleos superpower. i am having THOUGHTS abt this.

LIZZIE HAD CLEOS SUPERPOWER. ODLWNWNFNBWKFLD didya guys know that i was more of a shadowrot fan when i started watching last life? now you know !!

kqnebwbf fn also. the shadowrot is being revived w this series. no more thoughts abt shadowrot bfore i get forced into a psych ward.

honorary mention: cleo reaction to pearl getting killed by grian (ignoring the heartache bc i love skyblings sm. uaghhh).

when pearl got killed by grian, cleo ran straight for him. she ignored joel who was stabbing her in the back (literal). she tried so hard to blast grian off that cliff. i dont think she was trying to protect ren, who was getting chased by grian. she didnt yell at him, she was jst quiet and absolutely pissed that pearl died. i mean who wouldnt tbf. pearl was the only remaining teammate of the main 4 g's afterall. ohhhhshdbwb my moonrot heart has been revived.

the life series gals should team up next season i mean WHAT WHO SAID THAT.

[zethsdumpster]

One again pulling what I wrote on the discord server and putting it here:

Sora and Ivankov are friends (also Sora is trans) and so Ivankov helps Sora and her children escape Germa.

It's a surprise attack, it was supposed to be a secret quick in and out, but they needed to do STH to stop Judge from immediately going after them, so goodbye laboratories. Sora can barely stay up but she manages to get all her children before Ivankov finds her. They don't take them to Baltigo, they meet up at a meeting up first with Dragon.

However, their disguised ship ends up being attacked by Zeff's pirates, and it happens as canon, till they're rescued by Ivankon and they finally go meet Dragon and he's to suggest windmill village, so they take them there. (Zeff stays with them)

It doesn't take them long to meet Makino, she befriends Sora instantly and decides to help them out, Ivankov has treated the kids to try to undo what Judge did, but it obv won't go away that easily, they're a little lost on how to help them be normal-er but they're trying, and Sanji is flourishing as a cook with Zeff and Makino. Theres a lot of kicking on Zeff's part.

Finally, Makino decides that they should have some friends their age, and who better than Luffy and his brothers? So up the mountain they go, Zeff doesn't go with them but Sora does, she and Sanji baked some pastries as a gift.

ASL and 124 obv clash on sight, they end up brawling until Zeff arrives and kicks them all.

Sora decides to regularly go up the mountain, even tho she doesn't really have the strength to do so, but she insists it'll be good for her and her children, and she manages to become Dandan's bestie much to the other woman's chagrin.

ASL adore Sora, Ace specially practically imprinted like a baby duck, it awakens some jealousy in the quadruplets (that's *their* mom after all)

Their rivalry becomes more and more friendly with time.

When Sora ends up bedridden, ASL and Dadan end up going down the mountain to visit regularly

They're very shaken up by Sabo's "death", Yonji is with Dogra when looking for Sabo, meaning, he gets to see the explosion and be extra traumatised by Sabo's "death", later he'll realise Sabo was his first love

And then it'll turn out that Sabo ain't dead uwu

It's the first time they cry.

Sora ends up dying some time after that due to her illness, but time goes on, Ichiji leaves with Ace, then Niji and Yonji also go on their own, and Reiju waits until after Sanji leaves with Luffy

Ichiji is sticking to Ace's ass when he confronts White Beard and later when he goes to look for Teach, he pulls the "We always done everything together" which is technically incorrect but still works because Ace ain't leaving him behind after that

The Alabasta reunion is very cute, Ichiji internally judges Zoro; Luffy, Sanji and the others think Acechiji are already together (they aren't yet) and Sanji denies having any kind of attraction towards Zoro when Ichiji brings out the topic (also Sanji might had once a little crush on Ace, one which Ichiji noticed and won't forget and which might have stopped him from starting a relationship with Ace until Impeldown and Marineford, when he's forced to accept his feelings and maybe do STH about them. Ofc he's unable to hold back after Marineford, and so is Ace, and they end up together but Ichiji still feels guilty because he doesn't know that Sanji got over that years ago and is busy being together with Zoro (they get together after Thrillerbark) so he tries to hide it until Sanji finds out Ichiji apologizes and Sanji is like "what for? I'm happy for you".)

Ace on the other hand is forced by the confrontation with Teach，when his impulsiveness and no-backing-down thing almost cost him Ichiji, but they're both taken and later separated in Impeldown so he can't do much about it.

Ichiji sees Ace's silhouette forming between Akainu's punch and Luffy, he barely has any energy left, and some of his old wounds may have reopened, but he can't simply stand and watch, somehow, he manages to throw himself in Akainu's way, arms hugging both Luffy and Ace, dragging them together. Akainu's punch burns through his arm and onto Ace's back, thankfully, before Akainu can do more damage, Reiju and Sabo finally catch up to them and intervene and drag them away from Akainu's lava.

Ace passes out, his vivrecard keeps shrinking, Luffy is screaming, their siblings pick them up and run away now that they have cover, Ichiji barely manages to catch Ace's vivrecard.

ah yeah, I put Niji and Yonji with Law and Reiju with the revolutionaries, she drags Sabo to rescue Ace and Ichiji

[blueberry-ink-93]

i might just go insane

i *need* to know everything ever about their marriage was it toxic did they love each other was it only a marriage of chance/ convenience or did they find solace in one another or even grief was it one sided unrequited love met with disinterest from the start or did he lose interest with time was it all of the above or none i- *explodes*

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fr tho im reading plutarch's alcibiades (internet archive classics my beloved) and the would be meet cute is hysterical to me idk why. was it love at first sight (and who could resist such ethereal beauty?) or was there any sort of doubt or disdain for his ways? and if so did she fall for him despite herself or was she willing to let all notions leave her in favour of devotion to her husband? did she care at all? did any of it matter when she was the wife of the most beautiful man ever?

"Hipparete was a virtuous and dutiful wife, but, at last, growing impatient of the outrages done to her by her husband's continual entertaining of courtesans, as well strangers as Athenians, she departed from him and retired to her brother's house. Alcibiades seemed not at all concerned at this, and lived on still in the same luxury; but the law requiring that she should deliver to the archon in person, and not by proxy, the instrument by which she claimed a divorce, when, in obedience to the law, she presented herself before him to perform this, Alcibiades came in, caught her up, and carried her home through the market-place, no one daring to oppose him nor to take her from him. She continued with him till her death, which happened not long after, when Alcibiades had gone to Ephesus. Nor is this violence to be thought so very enormous or unmanly. For the law, in making her who desires to be divorced appear in public, seems to design to give her husband an opportunity of treating with her, and endeavouring to retain her."

so many feelings here. she loved him but how much of it was love for what was and not what she saw or chose to see? (i mean to say was it love or infatuation on her part). im well aware women had little if any choice and say in the matter and that they had pretty strict societally ordained frameworks to fit in, but like. them. what were they like.

did he see her as his wife (beyond property) and care for her to any degree or was it his image only that mattered? would a divorce lead to his name being potentially tarnished even in the slightest (ngl kind of doubt it would hes too pretty lol. but also misogyny. would anyone bat an eye?) did he fall out of love? was their any love to begin with?

did he at all abstain from seeking courtesans or did the marriage not get in the way of his previous life style? did he care that she was fed up and wanted to leave him (had anyone ever left him before?) and no longer worship the grounds he walked on (has that ever happened before?)

did he feel hurt? offended? did he care at all that a posession of his demanded freedom? was he upset? amused? did they talk about it? if he were to reconcile would she accept of her own will or be coerced? by him or herself regardless. did he humor her? did he laugh?

was there no further word on the matter when they reached their home? their bed? she was his until he saw fit, bound to him by marriage and maybe love still. was his choice to keep her born of ill will or affection? or even duty since she was the mother of their child. if the word held significance to him at all. was he a good and present father? i have no idea lol. assuming they had a kid i also dont know lol

*explodes again*

[itzsyds]

Hii, could I request a fic for riccardo calafiori x reader where they’ve been friends with benefits for a while, but both want to start dating. Just a cute talk between them about it.

Riccardo Calafiori x Reader

Something More…💓

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Hi anon! Thank you for the request. Sorry it took a while. I woke up violently tired & ill after I realised what I watched yesterday with what the players were doing on that pitch against PSG last night wasn’t a dream😀 it was fr a nightmare…

My head is still spun but atleast Cala looked fr good tho off the pitch🤷‍♀️

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FLUFF- After months of blurring the lines between friendship and something deeper, you and Riccardo finally have the conversation you've both been avoiding. A quiet night in turns into a turning point, where unspoken feelings begin to surface, and maybe— just maybe— it was time to turn the page to something more…

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The first time you kissed Richy, it hadn’t meant to happen.

It was late after a night out with friends. You’d both been buzzing from cheap drinks and stupid inside jokes, and when he walked you to your door, laughing at something you couldn’t even remember now, the air had shifted— just slightly.

His hand brushed yours, and your gaze lingered on his lips a second too long. That was all it took.

One kiss turned into two.

Two turned into a night.

And one night turned into months of pretending that it was just… convenient for you both…

No strings. No feelings. Just the safety of someone who knew you inside and out.

But tonight, something in the air felt different.

The two of you sat on his couch, the glow from the television casting soft light over his face. You weren’t watching the movie— something halfway through a spy thriller you’d both agreed on just to fill the silence. Your legs were tossed over his lap, and he absentmindedly rubbed circles into your shin.

Comfortable. Intimate. But it had stopped feeling casual weeks ago.

You could feel him watching you.

"You’re not even pretending to pay attention to the movie,” he said, voice low.

You smirked, not looking away from the screen. “Neither are you.”

“Fairs,” he murmured, then fell quiet again.

The silence stretched— not awkward, but thick with the kind of words that hovered just beneath the surface. This was the part neither of you ever acknowledged. The space where something real might grow.

Riccardo shifted, gently nudging your leg off his lap and turning toward you. “Can I ask you something?”

Your heart immediately tripped over itself. “Yeah?”

He scratched the back of his neck— always a sign he was nervous. “What are we doing?”

You blinked. You’d rehearsed this conversation in your head a hundred different ways, each time deciding it wasn’t the right moment. But here he was, asking.

“I don’t know,” you said honestly. “I think I stopped knowing a while ago.”

Riccardo laughed quietly, but there was no humor in it. “It started out so simple. You were just… there. My friend. Then one night we crossed that line, and it was easy to pretend it didn’t mean anything.”

“But it does,” you finished for him, your voice barely above a whisper.

He looked at you, really looked at you, and you felt laid bare under his gaze. “It does,” he said. “At least it does for me.”

You let out a slow breath and leaned back into the couch, staring at the ceiling like it might hold some kind of answer. “I’ve been trying so hard not to feel something,” you admitted. “Telling myself we’re just having fun, that I’m not getting attached. But I’m lying.”

Riccardo moved closer, his knee brushing yours. “Why were you lying?”

“Because if I said it out loud, and you didn’t feel the same, I’d lose everything.”

He was quiet for a beat. Then he reached out, gently tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. “You wouldn’t lose me,” he said, like a vow. “You never could.”

The way he looked at you right then— soft, open, a little scared— made your chest tighten.

“I like you,” he continued. “I don’t know when it changed. Maybe it was the way you steal my hoodies and pretend they’re not yours.

Or the way you hum when you’re brushing your teeth. Or how you stayed up with me all night after we lost that away game and didn’t say a word— just sat with me until I could breathe again.”

Your eyes stung.

“I don’t just want this anymore,” he said, motioning between you. “I want more. I want to wake up with you and not wonder if it meant something. I want to hold your hand in public and not pretend we’re just friends. I want us— real, messy, scary us.”

You blinked fast. “I was so sure you only wanted the physical stuff. You never said anything.”

“I didn’t want to scare you off. You mean too much to me.”

A small, watery laugh bubbled out of you. “You’re an idiot.”

“Probably,” he said, smiling now.

You reached for his hand, lacing your fingers through his. “I want more too. I’ve wanted more. I was just too scared to break what we had.”

“Well… what if we build something better?”

Your heart thudded, heavy with something that felt suspiciously like hope.

“I’m in,” you said. “On one condition.”

“What’s that?”

“No more pretending. We talk about things. No hiding.”

Riccardo nodded, his thumb brushing over yours. “Deal.”

Then he leaned in and kissed you— different this time. No hunger, no urgency.

Just warmth. Intention. And finally a beginning.

When he pulled back, he rested his forehead against yours.

“Something more,” he whispered.

You smiled. “Yeah. Something more.”

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I’ve fr calmed down I think after yesterdays performance. I’ve processed everything (SURPRISINGLY) & it could have honestly gone way worse. It’s 1-0 down. All to play for at Paris. Plus I feel with how we’ve been playing lately, that the lads needed that reality awakening… they cannot be doing this especially at this time & how far we’ve gotten. I also want them to actually play decent this weekend as I am there at the Emirates🤗

They need to keep this second place I stg. They bottle that I will be next to next livid.

ANYWAYS OUTBURST DONE GUYS. I hope you enjoyed this one with Cala :) x

[s-rosie]

JAVERY HCSSSSSSS #2

hiiii!!! i hope everyone is doing wonderful and taking care if themselves, with that said, i hope you like these!

jameson can rub avery’s stomach in just the right way, it gets rid of her period cramps

they make each other those aesthetic, cute, and meaningful gifts when the other is feeling shitty

they tried that “you need a hug” trend when the boyfriend jumps on the girlfriend’s back, and avery fell over and hit her nose (jameson then felt so bad, he gave her so many cuddles and kisses)

they have onesies that are stitch for jameson and angel for ave

they sing musicals together and assign each other characters to play

i hc that ave has hormone problems, so jamie will help her by holding her hair when she throws up, holding her when she gets dizzy, and giving her cuddles (not me projecting again 💀)

in their room, they have a whole corner filled with cute stuffies

they take long drives sometimes and just talk about life and scream sing their fav songs

jameson once pulled ave into a closet (😏) and oren was going crazy trying to find her because he thought she was kidnapped again (they then had to sit through a 20 minute lecture)

everyone online calls them “america’s favorite couple”

jamie loves going shopping with her and he has good fashion taste, so he will help her find outfits

one time nash told them to get a room, so jameson was like “fine maybe i will” and avery was like “fine by me” as a joke (not really) and nash was mortified

xander once dared them to play 7 minutes in heaven, and it got a bit heated

they went on a trip to nyc, and jameson taught avery how to ice skate at rockefeller rink because i hc he plays hockey

i hc ave is allergic to metal, so jamie covers all of his rings and jewelry with a clear coat so she can hold his hand, and he always makes sure to gets her hypoallergenic jewelry

they are both obsessed with combat boots, especially doc martens

they have spa dates before big events to make sure they look ✨fabulous✨

jamie and avery are the best at just dance, like if they team up against you you know its over for you

after “activities” (😏) jamie will carry her wherever she needs to go until she can walk

ave always takes the blankets and makes herself a burrito in the blankets (jamie acts annoyed but he obviously finds it adorable)

jameson loves olives, but ave hates them (the olive theory)

one time at the beginning of their relationship, she got overwhelmed by jameson touching her so she pulled away, and he felt like he did something wrong. she assured him it was ok and she just got overwhelmed so they made a secret tap that ave can do on jamie’s arm so he knoes to let go and give her space (though, she uses the tap less and less now)

at their wedding, jamie cried seeing avery walk down the isle, causing her to start crying and they met at the alter a bawling mess

they always hype each other up and stand up for each other no matter what

since i think it is pretty much cannon that jameson does nascar at this point, before his races, ave gets really scared that he will get hurt, so she will tell him things like “don’t die” and “if you die, ill kill you” and he just laughs and tells her he will be ok

at any event that either of them do, the other always brings them a gift pertaining to that event

ave is SUPER tickle ish, and jamie will tickle her sometimes until she cant breath (she pretends she hates it, but jamie kbows she loves it)

thank you so muchhhh! i hope you like these as much as i enjoyed making them. please give me some recommendations as to what yo make next. i will be busy for a while, so if i post few and far between, just know that i will be back (tho i will post more then that) so if i dont get to your request right away, just know i will eventually. thank you 😊

[quodekash]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKing hell theyre gonna kiss today????

hes so grumpy already I love this so much

the silent conversations chain and toey are having with their eyes oml I cant

pls this is so funny

theyre both deeply in love with someone else so it's jsut so unnatural to them

BUT ALSO id like to mention that the first thing chain did when he had to pretend to be hitting on toey was put his arm around his shoulders and rest his hand there. which is what he's literally ALWAYS doing with pun, no matter when it is, he's always standing next to pun with his hand resting on one of his shoulders

its like he associates his time with pun as being in a romantic relationship 👀

THESE FUCKIN BASTARDS 😭

JUST KISS IM BEGGING YOU

theyre lost in their own little world 🥺

kiIIIIIS

this is too funny, the cuts from "chain. chain what happened next." to ✨soulful dramatic guitar music✨

im sad they didnt actually kiss but also im not surprised

LOOK AT THEM, DUDE

THEYRE SO NATURAL WITH EACH OTHER

I FUCKIN LOVE FRIENDS TO LOVERS SO SO MUCH

half convinced theyre already dating, they just cant be bothered saying anything so theyre waiting for others to ask them about it

PUN IS SO CUTE DUDE I ADORE HIM HES FUCKING ADORABLE

I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH THEYRE SOIMPORTANT TO ME

if I ever have a romantic partner, this is what I want

I cant explain it, I just wanna run up to them with pure joy and excitement, and for them to hold me back by just pushing against my skull

it just seems perfect, idk why

GB4JHERGB

THE FRIENDSHIP OF ALL TIME

genuinely think I might be more invested in their friendship than all the romantic relationships in this show

im fucking CRYING

my king matt, this was so unnecessary and I love everything about it

why does it suit him so well tho

they should kiss again I think

I feel everything about this image on a spiritual level

THIS ENTIRE AMUSEMENT PARK SEQUENCE BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY AND DOPAMINE IM IN LOVE WITH THSI EPUSODE

NEW COMFORT EPISODE UNLOCKED

look its really funny but I do feel bad cos this day is not even a little bit fun for him

like q is having a complete shit time

poor chain doesn't love amusement parks but he has to go on the rides with toey to keep up the facade cos toey loves these rides 😭

and its even worse realising Q also seems to love amusement parks, so he would be having a fucking amazing time if he could just go on all the rides next to Q cos they both love it so much 😭😭

fuckin FINALLY

LMAO WHAT

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I JUST SCREECHED WITH LAUGHTER SO LOUD AND ITS MIDNIGHT

THE PURE COMICAL SHOCK AS HE REALISDE WHAT HE SAID, THE EXCITEMENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE AS THEYR EALISE WHAT HE SAID

I mean to be fair it was REALLY obvious

im surprised no one noticed earlier but also its a bl so im not at all surprised to find out theyre all fuckin dumbasses

SERIOUSLY THO TANFANG IS WHAT I WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP HOLY SHIT

a lot of the time watching bls ill be like "I want that" but its usually as a joke

but THIS?? the fucking adhd bastard (me) who just wants to be near their partner and compliment and always stimming and just having a swell fucking time while the other one loves them but is mildly tired but also in adoration? FUCKIN GIMME

also how the fuck has Q not realised, theyre all so fucking obvious

also also I cant explain it it just feels deeply as though pun and chain are for real dating they just havent told anyone yet

ill make a post about it all at some point maybe (I definitely wont)

PHYSICAL TOUCH IS HIS LOVE LANGUAGE 😭😭😭

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HE DOESNT HAVE TO HOLD HIM SECRETLY ANYMORE THEY CAN JUST WALK HAND IN ARM NATURALLY NOW

hear me out tho, this gets even funnier if he's actually already in a committed relationship that no one knows about yet

I dont think it's secret dating, it's just 'not super obvious dating to try and see JUST how oblivious all our friends are. its been three years at this point and still no one's said anything. we're starting to lose all hope.'

I love tan so much, the little wave

what the FUCK

what the FUCK FUCK???

THE SOUNDWIN LINE????

HERE IT IS ITS FUCKIN COMIN GUYS

HE SAID IT

HE FUCKIN SAID IT

[insert that gif of the crowd of people in the bar going insane]

holy fucking shit dude holy fucking shit

my legs are literally shaking idk if I can do this

FUCK TO THE YES, FUCKING EXPLICIT ASK FOR CONSENT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

AND THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUND !!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE

im gonna be here all day

I dont even need to watch the rest of the episode now

I can just go to bed if I want and watch the rest later or smth

dude I cant wait for q to realise that toey is milk frappe guy

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT JUST PROCESSED IN MY MIND THAT THEY KISSED

WHAT THE FUCK

omg making out in a haunted house, what a dream

the workers watching on the security cameras probably had a blast that day

how funny would it be if there'd been a scare actor in the shadows in that room with them and they'd been about to scare them but they were too shocked with that tender kiss to remember they have a job

he needs to lie on his bed and just stare at his roof and think about that for a while

tbh same

look at him 🥺 he's so lost in that memory

thEY FUCKIN MADE OUT HOLY FUCK

welp on that note I think im done for now

I might finish the ep with my silly thoughts+screenshots later but for now tis the time for sleep

[slytherinshua]

yeeaah, and look where that got him, poor sweet baekjin :((

tbh i don’t really read fics about idols, so i don’t know which fandom has the best ones. do you have any fic recs for nct and svt tho? i feel like reading some today. Hahahah i love you freaking out over Bambam it’s so cutee, he is a truly special, one of a kind person. i knooow right, ever since their comeback i see yugyeom in a whole new light he is stunning. ohh i see, they remind you of your ex friends, right? if you still love their music how about you try and make new memories for it. not sure how that would work but if you start connecting their music to some more pleasant memories and people you’d maybe get into them more again.

i mostly stan “older” groups, i don’t really keep up with the newer ones anymore. a 3rd gen group i forgot to mention but love is bap, my god those guys mean so much to me. sf9 too🥺🥺 i listened to the songs you recommended by onf, i really liked the realist, itilu (i love ballads!!! - so if you have any ballads you love please share them with me) and moscow moscow.

ofc you will!! <33 i’ll make sure to start slow and when i have time and i’m in the mood to actually sit down and learn. thank you so much 🫶

i def have some for nct and svt as theyre rly active fandoms esp on tumblr !!

weather the storm by @planetkiimchi for winwin

petrichor by @welcometomyoasis for joshua (can you tell who my svt bias is lmao)

lights out by @hhaechansmoless for haechan

now unashamedly recommending like half of the fics @wheeboo has ever written even tho i havent read ALL of these fics. but rania is like the best writer on this app actually ill take no other opinions !!! so linking a bunch of her other longer fics for svt that i am SO POSITIVE ARE LIFE CHANGING (even the ones that i haven't read but they WILL change my life too as soon as i get the time to read them)

tell me that you love me for joshua

candy for jeonghan (sobs cries screams haven't had the time to read yet)

psycho for jun

pulse points for jun (haven't read yet sobs)

hi (i love you) for minghao

ukiyo for minghao (READ W CAUTION OMFG)

caught in bloom, caught on you for minghao

wilted for mingyu

bluetooth hug! for mingyu

catnaps for wonwoo

paging dr. heartthrob for dino (haven't read yet :((( )

so um yeah !!!! as a former super active member of caratblr i met a lot of carat moots in my days but no one writes like rania istg !!! my life mission is to be the biggest wheeboo promoter 😁😁😁 also this reminds me i need to read a little more for nct <//3 and get more nctzen moots as well !!!

ahhskdfjsk im glad u liked those songs!!! my other fav onf ballads are 86400, cactus, thermometer, summer shape, traveler, and wind effect (cough thats like more than half their ballads but anyway THEYRE JUST RLY GOOD SONGS onf make such good music)!!!!! hyojin is like THE vocalists istg i will never get over his vocals

wishing u all the best for ur musical journey!!! even if its just learning to read sheet music that skill is a valuable one and can help so much with singing or really any instrument u might end up learning to play <3

[renranram]

HIIIII !! any chance you write for Charlie Slimecicle? I love the goober sm istg. Have a nice day :)

From The Start

sfw

fem!reader x charlie slimcicle

cute little one shot for our favorite goofy goober charlie charles charles

the whole ordeal of being karaoke buddies when you two met during the qsmp meet up, the two of you just clicked and by realizing your apartments were near eachother the two of you would have karaokes maybe once in two weeks

and maybe you have a growing crush on him, it suddenly felt very awkward of you whenever it's only you two left alone

" y/n wanna have a duet? " the goofy goober smiles at you as your friends inside the room cheers for you, alex, baghera, tina and foolish, " y/n! y/n! y/n! " they cheer as you sigh out of defeat

" sigh... i have so many fans " you flip your imaginary hair as they burst out laughing, charlie did too, and you couldn't help but crack a smile when he did

" okay.. what should we sing " charlie calms down as he grabs the song book, " uhm i have an idea, what about from the start? " you mutter as you swore you saw charlie's eyes sparkle, " oh my god! it's from that girl laufey! " he states, as you chuckle softly, nodding

your other friends can definitely catch what was going on, letting out ' ooohs ' and ' awws ', and all you can do is shake your head in shyness

" guys what if you kiss after the song? " foolish jokes as charlie chuckles, playing along, " me and y/n are actually in love guys " he states

oh how you wished that that was real

" just invite us to the wedding " alex chimed in as you laugh along with your friends

you two gave everything for the song, hitting notes but managing to have fun by your friends bickering in the background, teasing you two

charlie doesn't know how much you relate to the song's lyrics, " confess i loved you... " you sang in solo as you stare at him with admiration

" just thinking of you " charlie joins in, smiling back at you, " i know i've loved you from the start " the two of you shared the last line as your friends cheered

god how much you just wanna kiss him, you chuckle, " y/n, charlie, sitting on a tree- " baghera jokes, her french accent, thick as tina giggles, whilst charlie gently threw a pillow at her to shut her off

" .... okay! smoke break for me " you mumbles, passing the mic to tina next as you got out of the room, sighing, you wished confessing was THAT easy

you light your cigarette, shivering, it's cold, leaning your head on the back alley's wall

sighing as you then felt a warm cloth on your back, charlie followed you, you flinched noticing his jacket resting on your back, " i saw that you were shivering " he smiles at you

" ah.. yeah.. it is kinda cold " you fixed his jacket, "... thank you " you smile at him as he gave you a small nod, leaning his back on the wall next to you

awkward silence fills in, you're too shy to continue the conversation

" so... is from the start your favorite song? " charlie asks as you pause, puffing your cigarette, " kind of " you reply

" it's a cute song you think " charlie mutters as he glances at you, nodding im agreement, " ... you're cuter tho "

your cheek immediately flushed pink, coughing on the smoke of your cigarette as he gasps, patting your back as he chuckles, " jeez.. you need to be more careful "

" yeah.. " you mutter, awkward silence again, as charlie just sighs out, " y/n " he calls out your name as you face him

" im just gonna be blunt because i dont wanna make things awkward, but i really really really like you and i think you're really pretty and cute and i have a huge crush on you from the start and i treasure our friendship so im scared that ill ruin it if i actually confess to you so please be honest if you like me back or no " he blurts those words out in one breath as you pause

the heat on your cheeks rising, " i.. wow.. uhm... " you mumble, fidgeting with your cigarette, " was i too fast? " charlie asks, chuckling, as you notice a faint pink blush on his cheeks

" no... im just.. flabbergasted " you reply, " i just.. thought that you'd never like me back " you chuckle, confessing as he gasps, " y/n! you're so amazing! of course id like you! " charlie cups your cheek

" in fact! i found you amazing the day we first met! " he states with confidence as you chuckle, " .. thank you...? " you mumble, still a bit awkward

" y/n.. would i make things awkward if i say i love you? " charlie asks, " no...not really " you mutter

" then..., i love you so much y/n " charlie hesitantly fixes your hair for you, not wanting to make you uncomfortable, " i.. i really really love you too charlie "

[pbaz7]

i am scared. fearful. full of fear. nothing but fear lives within me. let's get it.

sexual content

DUBDUBDUBDUB

When they both got into UConn, and Amber told Azzi she was going to go with her, Azzi thought it was a sign—proof that they were meant to keep building their lives together.

ho. let's maybe give long distance a try!

“It’s just basketball. A literal game. You’re already starting anyway, just come help me study.”

look up your girlfriend's stats and look me in the eye and say that again

That’s when Paige came into the picture.

YUP. IK MY GIRLS FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE

She noticed things, little things, like how Azzi’s shooting percentages dipped slightly during stressful weeks or how her shoulders would slump after a particularly bad day.

wtf im gonna cry

Paige would stay behind, helping Azzi find her rhythm again when her mechanics felt off.

im crying she always falls first

Paige: Mush isn’t good. Should I start bringing you flashcards?

oh my god she's so incredibly down bad

Freshie: Do you ever feel like you’re failing at everything outside of basketball? Paige: Lol every day.

oh.

Whenever Paige flirted it was always subtle, just enough to make Azzi’s heart pick up, but not so much that she couldn’t dismiss them as harmless jokes.

paige and these damn virtual rizz hands

Paige opened the door in sweats and a hoodie, her hair still wet from the shower she just took.

licked my screen

Paige didn’t press much. Just handed Azzi a bottle of water and laid beside her, their shoulders almost touching.

shut the fuck up ill cry

heavy with something Azzi couldn’t name but felt deep in her chest as she laid there with Paige.

break up with you girlfriend🎤

There was a lightness to being with Paige that Azzi hadn’t felt in a long time. Amber always seemed to expect something from her—more time, more effort, more of herself. But Paige just… let her be.

and ur telling me this is gonna turn into angst? shut up ill sob

Paige lay awake, staring at the ceiling and grappling with the truth: she was in love with Azzi.

it's okay ur DEFINITELY not alone in that regard

But she was still with Amber.

fuck that bitch

The First Slip Up

oh?

“You should’ve brought a jacket.”

ur wearing TWO not one but TWO sweaters

Paige didn’t argue. She just pulled off her jacket—a soft, worn-in zip up that smelled like her soap and shampoo—and handed it to Azzi.

didn't even give it a second thought. amber watch and learn

The hug was casual enough on the surface—just a friend warming up another friend—but it felt like more. Paige’s hands rubbed slow circles on Azzi’s back and Azzi felt herself relax against her

when I tell you I've been in this EXACT situation TWO SEPARATE times.

You’re clingy when you’re drunk.”

but it's azzi fudd?

"Stay,” Paige said, glancing at her. The word wasn’t a command, but it held weight, a quiet reassurance that Paige didn’t want her to go anywhere.

tears.

“Of course I noticed

stfu im sobbing

Paige arched a brow, a playful smile tugging at her lips. “Me? Sweet? Who would’ve guessed.”

UGH SHE'S THE MOST PERFECT HUMAN

“You look good in my jacket,” Paige said, the compliment coming out smoothly.

im scared. I feel like only bad things are coming. ts cute tho

the way Paige was looking at her, like she was undressing her with her eyes. “You’re bold tonight,”

Paige please the girl is taken

you’re not going to let me cheat tonight,” Azzi murmured, a little unsure why the words slipped out.

I don't think anyone was thinking that...

This was probably when Azzi should’ve ended things with Amber.

she doesn't break up with her after THAT?

“What the hell was that?” Amber’s voice was low but heated, frustration clear in every word.

someone better than you

The Second Slip Up

I feel like Azzi's gotta be the one initiating cuz no way p would let her cheat or at least be the one to start it

Her usually bright blue eyes were darker than usual, her gaze intense as she sipped her drink, not blinking, as if she were daring Azzi to look away first. And for a moment, Azzi forgot how to breathe.

please break up with the crystal girl I beg

er body grinding against Paige's as she ran her acrylics slowly down Paige's jaw, tracing the curve of her face and lips.

imagine being that girl and watching fine shyt have a different fine shyt than u

"Who are you looking at like that?"

who do u think

“Call me when you’re done being so fucking self-centered,”

call me when ur a good person

Azzi’s eyes flicked to Paige’s lips, and Paige caught the movement, making her instinctually lick them.

I don't condone cheating but... KISS!

Without warning, Azzi crossed the line between hovering and touching.

oh god

“Meet me in the bathroom.”

oh god

The silence was broken when Azzi took two quick steps forward, closing the distance between them in an instant. Without warning, her hands gripped the front of Paige’s shirt, pushing her back until Paige’s shoulders hit the cool wall with a thud.

im scared. but like yay!

The thought of Paige leaving marks on her skin—of something so visible, so undeniably real—triggered a sudden flicker of realization.

ding ding ding! correct! you are in fact cheating!

Paige stilled immediately, her hands falling away from Azzi’s hips, her hazy eyes snapping up to meet Azzi’s.

immediately stopped. perfect.

“We can’t,” Azzi said softly

ur the one who started it...

“Paige! Oh my god, Fuck Paige.” A girl’s voice, excited and a little too loud for the quiet of the dorms.

lmao sorry what.

Azzi could feel a wave of nausea rise in her throat. Her pulse quickened, and her breath caught in her chest.

me too girl. literally gagged.

The feeling of walking into Paige’s room and finding that girl with her—that girl whose name she didn’t even know but who had already made Azzi feel small—was too much.

just think of the positives! at least you know she's good in bed!

Before she had a chance to second-guess it, she stood from her spot and pulled Azzi gently but firmly onto her lap on the couch, wrapping her arms around her waist.

oh?

“Just relax,” Paige whispered

suddenly im relaxed

Paige’s voice was soft against Azzi’s ear as she whispered, "You know you're much prettier than whoever she's talking to."

ill cry

Paige’s voice dipped lower. “I would never do you like that.”

ill sob

Azzi stayed still for a moment, leaning comfortably against Paige’s chest, but her words came out without hesitation. “You did.”

oh.

"I was drunk," Paige said quietly, though her tone betrayed a hint of guilt.

ok girl

Paige’s lips brushed against Azzi’s ear as she spoke, lowering her voice even more, making Azzi shiver. “Your name slipped out.”

LMAO PAIGE PLEASE

Paige, however, seemed to enjoy the spectacle once she noticed. Her smirk widening as she notices Amber staring at them.

this hoe messy ASF

"You want me to let go?"

no

Paige kissed Azzi’s neck a few more times, each press of her lips making Azzi’s pulse quicken.

in front of miss crystal ho?! love that for pazzi honestly

Amber yanked Azzi off of Paige, the movement more forceful than necessary.

oh ok domestic violence i see!

“Don’t fucking touch her like that,” Paige’s voice was low but still controlled enough.

YOU FUCKING TELL HER

“I can touch her however the fuck I want to,”

you definitely cannot. that's illegal I fear!

Evina appeared out of nowhere, throwing her arm around Paige’s shoulders casually..

thank you evina. always saving these mofos

“I’m just gonna stay with Paige tonight.”

YES. YES.

“Almost three years of my life down the fucking drain.”

and down the drain it will stay!

After that, it was like the universe conspired to give Azzi small, quiet signs the rest of the night, reassuring her that she’d made the right decision.

adorable. thanks uni

Azzi didn’t know anyone else, besides sweet and gentle Paige, who would hold the girl they were in love with while she cried over her ex.

no one else is as sweet istg

The effects of a bad dream pulled her out of sleep, and she woke with a slight panic. But Paige was there.

I am crying. crying.

It’s just a dream, Az.” Her voice was a little raspy from sleep, barely above a murmur, but it anchored Azz

HUNGER GAMES REFERENCE. STFU HUNGER GAMES REFERENCE.

“you tend to have nightmares when you’ve had a lot of sugar that day.

the way az probably didn't even notice that

“What do you need? I can make you some tea or something.”

oh my god she's an angel sent from heaven

guided Paige’s hand lower, resting over her waistband, silently telling her what she wanted.

and away I go

("How do you like it, pretty girl?" .... "I don’t know... I haven’t done a lot," moment for this tho bc this managed to be so sweet and careful and perfect I love them)

and im back

“Your heart’s beating fast.” Paige let out a soft chuckle, the vibrations against Azzi’s cheek. “Of course it is,”

ARGH THEY'RE ADORABLE

Paige chuckled again, her tone more playful this time. “Yeah… I don’t know what the hell you’re going to do when I start doing everything else.”

IM DYING LAUGHING LMAO

And for once, she didn’t feel the need to push it away as she kissed Paige’s neck softly before drifting in her arms.

adorable. perfect.

thought I was getting really bad angst so I was very scared at the beginning but its safe to say this was adorable and I loved it

author you impress me every time.

love you!

-🍉

wtf im gonna cry

not you crying already 😭

licked my screen

hmmm 🤨

when I tell you l've been in this EXACT situation TWO SEPARATE times.

you can’t just say this no explanation

please break up with the crystal girl l beg

lmao where the hell did crystal come from ??

I don't condone cheating but... KISS!

i support it

HUNGER GAMES REFERENCE. STFU

omgg i am so sorry 😭 i didn’t even realize until you pointed it out

seee it wasn’t that bad!! i really didn’t know how to write the angst everybody wanted without making them terrible people lmao