#Ian Hislop

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2025 Predictions:

- Rachel Reeves gone by the end of the year.

- The Rest Is Politics interview Kamala Harris and / or Michelle Obama.

- Peter Mandelson / other important Labour Party figure is exposed in a leak slagging off Trump. Outrage.

- Keir Starmer hugs Ed Davey and they play FIFA for charity.

- Lee Anderson pornography scandal.

- George Osborne randomly admits he did a fuck load of cocaine at one point in his political career and no one is surprised.

- Right-wing media starts panicking that Keir Starmer is going to make us join the Euro currency, based on absolutely zero evidence.

- Ian Hislop / other big pundit goes viral slagging off Brigit Phillipson’s education policies and she is forced to fight for her job.

- It is revealed that the Tory sleaze was even worse than originally thought. Boris Johnson makes a Nick Clegg-style apology video and it is immediately remixed into a chart-topping banger.

- Wes Streeting cries publicly. He is also accused of bullying within the Labour Party but that is unrelated.

- Kemi Badenoch has an Ed Miliband bacon sandwich moment.

- Israel win the judge’s vote in Eurovision.

- House of Lords reform becomes The Big Thing. Keir Starmer faces rebellion from his own party as some of them quite like being lords. Lib Dems win more public support through this.

- Sir Sadiq Khan scandal. Labour Party refuse to acknowledge it and bring up Tory COVID parties whenever it’s mentioned.

- Someone makes a Rory Stewart documentary and suggests that he *was* a spy.

- Nigel Farage is videoed saying he doesn’t care about how much the British people are suffering so long as they continue to vote for him. His supporters either defend him and accuse the Left of not being about to take a joke or defect to another far-right party.

- Daisy Cooper dabs / flosses / does a TikTok dance.

- A petition to ban Donald Trump from the UK reaches five million signatures. It fails to change anything, but the Liberal Democrats and the Greens lead a protest of over a million people through the streets of London.

- Trump says he loves the English people but he’s not so keen on the Pakistanis and the Welsh.

- Ed Balls has a massive argument with Rachel Reeves on Good Morning Britain. He is accused by Centrists in the Labour Party of being “a traitor” and “a bad husband”.

- Someone shits themselves in the House of Commons.

- Tony Blair says something about trans people again / is photographed with JK Rowling. In response, Gordon Brown comes out with his unequivocal support for trans people everywhere.

- Ed Miliband paints his nails.

Feel free to add your own predictions !! I’d love to hear what everyone thinks :)

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This is the moment from an episode of a talk show that Ian wanted off of the internet. Car Crash Television at its finest.

[badkruka]

"You can't just talk nonsense and not be interrupted."

All tories deserve this level of lack of mercy

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Have I Got News for You, Series 65 Episode 2, April 21st 2023 Presented by David Tennant, with guest appearance by Michael Sheen

Or David gets bullied for 1 minute

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[1-800-crystalball]

victoria coren mitchell really out here teaching us how to respond to misogynists

Have I Got News For You - s41.ep04

[lost-carcosa]

Ian Hislop and Andrew Marr pointing out the obvious about the muskrat.

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this week in uk politics...🥴

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hignfy + text posts (part 4/?)

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HIGNFY newest ep thoughts

Is it just me or was the episode really short. I feel like the older episodes used to be longer. This one started.... and ended.

Also it felt a bit tame. @spiteful-summer-of-sixteen says it didn't. But it did to me. Feel free to @ me. I mean in the past episodes they used to cover A LOT of topics but this time it was just one or two. idk seemed off to me. Maybe I'm just overreacting.

David Tennant's haircut was a crime scene. About to throw hands with his hair stylist.

"I'll have my usual, thank you" I say as I watch them dis Donald Trump again and again. Splendid.

Is that what Georgia meant by the being-pleased-with-your-own-joke thing?

I missed Paul Merton and his sense of humour so much. Like the way he makes the funniest jokes with the flattest face ever and then looks at you like nothing happened. Epic behaviour.

Yogi bear reference!!!!

It occurred to me that David J. Tennant and Donald J. Trump have the same initials. Shush! no one tell him.

I wonder if Putin knows these people exist. I just hope he doesn't watch British TV

[hislopchino]

New Ian and Paul interview by Radio Times!!

[bloomberrypint]

Here's an edit of my three favourite old men on an old news quiz show <3

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Alex Horne can't keep a straight face

HIGNFY s67e10