#Into a puddle

[soupiestzilla]

YES, YES SHELLY LIKES THE WARMTH I CAN DEFINITELY SEE IT, REMEMBER THE PROJECTOR IMAGES, Y'KNOW THE SAME ONES LIKE WITH RAZZLE AND DAZZLE, THE ONE WHERE SHELLY IS HOLDING A SHOVEL? SOMEONE ONCE POINTED OUT THAT GIRL IS DIGGING FOSSILS IN THE HOT SUN AND NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT, EITHER SHE'S STRONG, LIKES THE WARMTH/DOESN'T MIND THE SUN FR OR SOMETHING ELSE

AHEM-

HAHA LOOK AT ME READY TO DUMP MORE HEADCANONS I THOUGHT ON THE SPOT HAH

Since my version of Vee, I like to think she's naturally warm cuz she needs all her parts to function (Haha Gigi interaction go brrrr) plus a literal functional robot in like the 90s or when Gardenview was up, I bet that needs a lot of work or Vee definitely needs to use her systems constantly idk ajdbahs but yes she's naturally warm ajdhsh

If we go with Shelly liking warmth in general then she definitely ADORES cuddling Vee pls like remember the soft parts I talked about? Shelly definitely lays her head with a smile on Vee's chest and also press her body on Vee's too cuz it's soft and warm and shdhahs cuddlesssss CUDDLESSSS

I also love how we went with Vee loving to listen to Shelly's heartbeat with her microphone tail BUT WHAT ABOUT SHELLY LOVING TO LEAN HER HEAD ON VEE AND LISTENING TO HOW HER SYSTEM IS HUMMING AND WORKING AND SHE FINDS IT RELAXING AND SHIT AND AAAAAAAA YES YES THIS IS PEAK, MY IMAGINATION IS COOKING YESSS SHSHSHSS

I also love the idea of Vee's system humming kinda louder whenever she gets flustered or surprised or anything like she hears loving words from Shelly and if you listen a bit closely you'll hear her systems go BRRRR LMFAOOO also yes that tail twitches and softly wags it's perfect MUAHAHAHAHA

ALSO YES SONA REVEAL SKDBAJDHA I'll definitely ramble about her another time (pls stop me I will ramble SO fucking much someone hold me down, close my mouth, don't let me move pls pls) but man do I have things to say sjdbahd HEHEHE FLIP ME LIKE A PANCAKE YAYAYAYAYA

Also stay hydrated in this heat!! As for us here, air condition on a LOT sobs it's starting to get really hot here EVEN during the nights like it still has this warmth even though it's extremely late as I'm writing this PLS- not even shorts or a t-shirt can save me sobs sobs

As for the sweet stuff and my sona, dude my sweet tooth is concerning shdhshs not Yatta level BUT still unhinged levels sobs

Like my mom used to give me chocolate milk SO much as a kid and then I learned to make it myself and I used to have it pretty much almost every single day when I went to school pls shdhahs literally my only breakfast LMFAO, still do now somewhat, it'll probably be my breakfast all over again once I land a job and not to mention after a regular meal, I ALWAYS crave a snack or a sweet it's basically every single day it's almost a guarantee that I'll have something sweet or a snack BAHAHAHAHA sweets are so good sobs sobs I learned from a very young age RAHHHHH yes sona blushing from thinking of chocolate, our chocolates here are so good I wish I could teleport one to you with your favorite flavor and that it's AAAAA I love chocolate CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATEEEEE

ALSO YES I CAN'T STOP DOODLING THEM HELP, THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER RAHHHHHH I'LL DEFINITELY SEND MORE FOOD YOUR WAY AND FOR THE SHELLVISION NATION OVER THERE RAHHAHAHAH

also ik you don't mind asks BUT WHAT ABOUT SPAM LIKING UGHH.. I WANNA SHOW I LIKE YOUR RAMBLING (PLS IT'S UNHINGED I LOVE UNHINGED SM) RAHHHH AND ALSO SHOW I'M READING, I'M CATCHING UP (SHAKES TABLE AGGRESSIVELY)

I'll go mimimi now BUT BYE BYE VERY COOL MUTUAL AAAAAAAAAA I ALWAYS COME BAAAAACK RAHHHHH TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A NICE DAY AAAAAAAAA

YOURE BACKKK

WARM LG TV WIFE !!!! SHELLY LOVES HER WARM LGTBT LG TV !!!!!! (win after win with this ship)(No one else goes wrrrrrrrrr in any other ship DO THEY????)(no)(Nada)(But vee go vrrrrrrrrr)(romance is still alive and its because shelly sleeps on her race car of a girlfriend going vrrrrrrr)

YAP ABOUT YOUR SONA SPONGEBOB ME BOY LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SUPRESS THE VOICES

Same dude it's so hot here and sunny literally everytime i go outside im just

i chug my bottle for sport these days

Anywhos

YOU'RE SO REAL DUDE

My aunt brings me this rlly good chocolate that has like these cookie bits in it i cant even explain and everytime i see her which is like i think every four years or so she just slides it to me like a drug deal and man. The things id do for that chocolate bro. You are so valid lmao. (It doesnt sell where i am and sometimes i see something similar to it and i have to double take like a widow who just saw their lost at sea husband in the candy aisle (it never is the chocolate tho lol))

ILL VIRTUALLY MANIFEST THE CHOCOLATE YOU'RE TALKING ABT BRO

And

abSOLUTELY YOU CAN SPAM LIKE DUDE, I LOVE SEEING PPL ENJOY MY STUFF, SAT IN THE BATMOBILE IN JOY AS I SCROLL PAST THE NOTIFS

Also because i too, love your rambling , ramblers unite bud lol

Have a good mimimimi whenever you mimimimi, and keep on doodling you multitalented donut (/with friendly intent)

[faroffsong]

(sarcasm below)

Love it when I text my boss and he decides not to answer me until the next day. I’m definitely not over here melting from the anxiety. No, no. Really, I’m fine. (Am I annoying does he hate me was this obvious did I even need to ask him does he think I’m stupid DID HE EVEN GET MY TEXT did it decide not to send until 1 am yet again—)

[oobbbear]

Due to popular demand here’s Yarnaby drinking the doey puddle from this video

[stardustanddaffodils]

look i know the common headcanon for tango is being a blaze, but please consider:

the resemblance is uncanny

(IDs in alt)

[anasabdin]

Beacon [ 11 colors ]

[anastoza]

I’ve been crazy busy with work lately, but I finally finished this little comic inspired by the amazing fic Kaleidoscope, which found a warm place in my little heart. (And it has a fully finished sequel now!! Go, read it and send author all the love!)

I haven’t spent this much time on a personal project in a while — it’s been a really nice change of pace Hoping for more me-time soon, but for now, I’ll just chill for a while

[starshapedspider]

destroy it before it destroys us all!

[creedei]

Romance in 2fort

[screwpinecaprice]

She's not like other girls

[basalting]

literally sick with grief that Bruce never got to have a baby

bruce never got to stumble, bleary-eyed in the predawn light to a crib already gently shushing and hold a small, warm body to his chest.

never got to sing a silly song about tying your shoes or help sound out words on a page.

all of bruces babys came to him half grown already, small enough to hide in his shadows but big enough to already dream about stepping out of them

[seirento]

It's a toy boat! >.<

[shutupj0rdan]

[stardustanddaffodils]

Before Williams was executed, his attorney, Tricia Rojo Bushnell, issued the below statement: “Tonight, Missouri will execute an innocent man, Marcellus “Khaliifah” Williams. The victim’s family opposes his execution. Jurors, who originally sentenced him to death, now oppose his execution. The prosecutor’s office that convicted and sentenced him to death has now admitted they were wrong and zealously fought to undo the conviction and save Mr. Williams’ life. More than one million concerned citizens and faith leaders implored Governor Parson to commute Marcellus’s death sentence. Missouri will kill him anyway. “That is not justice. And we must all question any system that would allow this to occur. The execution of an innocent person is the most extreme manifestation of Missouri’s obsession with ‘finality’ over truth, justice, and humanity, at any cost."

Edit: he was a poet.

[anasabdin]

Raster drift [ 7 colors ]

[whisperofwonder]

Continuation of this

fem!reader x Kuroo Tetsurou

You smile at your reflection in the mirror as your maid of honor tucks one wayward strand of hair back into your updo. In less than an hour, you'll be walking down the aisle. You wonder what Tetsurou's face will look like when he sees you. You wonder if he'll cry. He'd insisted he wouldn't, but, well.

"You look so gorgeous!" One of your bridesmaids breathes, and truthfully, you'd have to agree with her. The hair dresser and makeup artist have worked their magic, and you'd found the absolute perfect dress. Now, all that's left is to wait until the ceremony begins.

Your friends' fawning over you is interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Yes?" Your maid of honor moves to stand by the closed door, hand hovering over the handle.

"Babe," The voice belongs to none other than your soon-to-be husband, and you instinctively cross your arms over your front, even though the door is still firmly closed. He can't see you before the wedding!

"I need you to tie my tie!" You resist the urge to roll your eyes.

"You know how to tie a tie," You call back carefully. "Just do it yourself!"

"But you always tie my tie." His voice is the next thing to a whine.

You sigh. "Where's Kenma?" Surely his best man didn't allow this. You wonder how he managed to slip away.

"Kenma is 'sick of my shit'," He intones, and you can practically hear the words in Kenma's voice. You sympathize. "Baby. My love. Please." He's begging now, and you can't help it. You start to soften.

Your maid of honor is looking at you with wide eyes, slashing her hand across her throat in a clear gesture: NO. You love her for that, but still.

"You'll close your eyes?" You ask in your sternest voice. "You can't see me, you know! It's bad luck."

"Yes, I'll close my eyes! Promise."

"Close them TIGHT," You insist, making sure he understands the gravity of the situation.

"They're tight," He promises. "Open the door already."

You nod. Your maid of honor hesitates for a few moments, but slowly swings the door open with a shake of her head.

There he is. Tetsurou. Your fiancé. In less than an hour, your husband. You feel your heart begin to swell in your chest. He wears a suit every day, but he looks especially handsome in this one. The tie in question is draped loosely around his neck.

"Babe?" He has his eyes squeezed shut, that much is obvious. As an added measure, your maid of honor pulls him inside and moves behind him, pressing her fingers across his eyes.

"Go ahead," She sighs. You reach for the tie, carefully straightening it around his neck. You reach for his collar, making sure it's turned up all the way around, and you watch as a smile begins to tug at his lips.

"I'm so excited," He murmurs as you work. "Can't wait to see you." The fingers covering his eyes tighten.

"Me too," You can't help the smile that's stealing across your own face. "I can't wait."

You begin making the knot, enjoying the dopey grin that's now completely filled his face. "There you go," You finally say, giving the knot a pat. "Perfect." Like always, you tug on the tie, just a little. Tilting your chin up, you lean into his kiss, savoring the feeling of it.

"I love you so much," He murmurs as he pulls away. "Thank you."

"I love you too, Tetsu." You take a step back, just drinking him in. "I'll see you soon."

He opens his mouth, but before he can drag the moment out any longer, your maid of honor steps in. "Okay, lovebirds, that's enough." She pulls him back. "Get back to wherever you're supposed to be. I'll kill you if you mess this up," She threatens sweetly.

"Yes ma'am," He murmurs as she shoves him back through the door, slamming it shut nearly in his face.

"You two make me sick," She sighs. The mushy smile on her face doesn't match her words at all. "Come here, let me touch up your lipstick."