#JD replies

[slasherscream]

Just rewatched Heathers and I'm Feral and In Love, what do you think of poly!jd/reader/veronica where all three of you are down to murder some people then go cuddle after the adrenaline rush dies down

“JD, do you always have to be so damn rough with them?” Veronica sighs, watching JD wipe a smudge of blood from your face with a rag. 

She buys soft ones on purpose, because like she said, he’s always too damn rough with you. 

“I’m not being rough! Am I being rough with you, darling?” JD asks you, pausing in his pursuit to clean you up.

“I don’t know why you’re even asking me. You just want to bicker with each other, doesn’t matter what I say.” You tease them both. 

“We do not want to bicker!” Veronica gasps.

“Yes, you do.” You say.

“Do not!” Veronica says.

“Do too!” 

“Seems you’re the one who wants to bicker with us, darling.” JD grabs you by the chin, turning you so you’re looking at him instead of Veronica. 

“Do-”

“-Not?” JD finishes, smirking at you. 

“Whatever.” You laugh, trying to push him away. 

“Aren’t they just irresistible when they’re being bratty, Veronica?” 

“Absolutely adorable.” Veronica quips, crawling into your lap.

[nanihirunkits]

ChenRcj August 22nd will be a day I'll always remember

[airenyah]

Joong saying he owns more than a postcard to that tweet. He's wild.

https://x.com/ChenRcj/status/1928139997015601159?t=rxAKatZRZIf3VPnEj4arVQ&s=19

(fan tweet | joong tweet)

just a normal tuesday thursday 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[total-drama-brainrot]

no thoughts just rice krispies alenoah and ‘our love is god’ from the heathers musical

when you say "no thoughts" you're referring to noah, right?

[joongdunking]

Dunk GMMTV

LMAO 🤣🤣 No more Uncle or Wife it's now Joong and Dunk Good Morning My Teerak Voohoo! 😆😆

They actually have work together on 14th too? 🥰

These replies from Joong are funny 😆 "I'm not that free" lmao

Can't wait for the 14th!!!!

[cherrirui-official]

Idk if your still into trolls so apologies for this ask but question, who will be captured in beach bros au? Like what if it's JD?

John Dory told Bruce that he's going adventuring for a bit... Bruce was glad that JD won't be annoying him now but got increasingly worried as 2 months passed with no signs of his only older brother. He just finished reading his kids a story, thinking that JD is gonna pop up and ask for a bedtime story too, but he didn't. There was a door bell, a note taped on the door... His older brother got trollnapped...

Gosh he missed when he was getting annoyed by JD.

It'll be cute for him to step up for JD when they fought. Watching his older brother die... FOR THE 2ND TIME...

1st time, almost drowned.

2nd time, crystallized then reborned

JD is definitely gonna be scolded by Bruce for getting kidnapped and Bruce is definitely gonna be taking care of him, brushing his hair like how JD did😭😭💔

HIII first off UR GOOD, DONT WORRY! U dont have to apologize for asking, I genuinely love questions like these! Second: truth be told I'm not as into trolls as I was before BUUUUUT I absolutely NEED to yap abt this bc if not I'll die so I hope ur ready

Sooo right off the bat: u are completely right on the money abt it being JD

I KNOOOW everyone and their mother makes AUs where JD gets trapped in the diamond prison by the twins but PLLLS HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE

Out of the two, it makes more sense to me for JD to be the one kidnapped rather than Bruce. Like unless Bruce somehow fell off of his surfboard and got washed up on a beach in Mount Rageous (if they have any cuz I can't remember, I don't think so but I could be wrong) he doesn't exactly have a REASON to be there or at least none I can think of.

And even if Bruce did get kidnapped, JD has Rhonda, which would make it much easier and quicker to find Bruce. There's also the fact that JD and Bruce are close in the au so JD would immediately sense something is up when Bruce doesn't return home after a while and go looking for him unlike in the canon movie where the bros are split up so JD had no reason to go looking for Floyd until he got the note. In my au I wanted that canon two month time period where one bro is stuck in that diamond prison with Velvet and Veneer.

Sooo, how the au goes is JD and Bruce get into a small argument which leads to JD leaving the island with Rhonda to go for a short drive. (Their relationship is MUCH better than it was in the movie ofc but they're still brothers so they still fight sometimes lol)

After spending most of the day driving around with Rhonda and having some alone time away from Bruce and the island he decides that he should go back and apologize to Bruce and make amends. However, he wants to get his younger brother a small gift as a way to say sorry and make it up to him. JD knows Bruce a lot better than he did before and remembers Bruce had taken a huge liking to a specific radio station that would talk about a variety of true crime topics. So JD thinks "Hey, maybe I should go over to where that station is and get something for Bruce there. Maybe a signed poster from one of the members (members as in one of the ppl who talk on the show, Ik there's a name for them but I'm blanking on it rn sorry chat) there or something like that." And so he hustles his way over there.

Why am I bringing all of this up? Because that radio station is located in Mount Rageous.

So once JD arrives, he's obviously a bit lost. He knows the station is here but doesn't know it's exact location. So he decides to ask around for directions, these people seem friendly so it shouldn't be too much trouble. So he pulls Rhonda over, hops out, and asks the first rageon he runs into.

Unfortunately for JD, that rageon just so happened to be Velvet.

Now Velvet had NEVER seen a troll before, she'd only heard about them through stories. She's heard stories about their natural singing talents, and how it's possible to steal said talent from a troll and use it as your own. So of course Velvet, who has never sang a note on-key in her entire life, immediately sees a huge opportunity she simply cannot refuse!

She tells him she knows which station he's talking about, and she'd be happy to take him there. But tells him he looks worn out and offers to get him something to eat, it's on her, as he's a guest here after all. Jd, despite his better judgement, accepts her offer and goes along with her.

She interrogates him, learning more about his life, his family, and so on and so forth. And you can pretty much guess what happens after that.

Now what abt Rhonda? Well, Rhonda DOES end up being trapped with the twins along with JD, but after two months pass, JD starts getting weaker, as all his talent is being drained. The twins notice this and of course start to worry, if JD is drained of all his talent, how will their singing career carry on? After giving it some thought, Velvet gets an idea.

While Rhonda is asleep, Velvet opens the small cage the armadillo bus is being kept in and tapes a small note on Rhonda's door before quickly leaving. She's seen Jd's handwriting before in the small time they spent together before she imprisoned him since he had written down the name of the radio station he was looking for (and also because he gave her a signed poster of him and his old boy band. great) and had also learned that he had a brother. So, using this knowledge, she forges a note, telling said brother that he's trapped in a diamond prison and needs help asap!

When Rhonda wakes up and sees that her cage is open and none of the twins are around, she FLOORS it. Of course she tried saving JD before leaving, but he strongly urged her to leave him and go get help now before the twins came back. And so she does, leaving Mount Rageous and going straight to Vacay island.

Bruce, in the two months JD had been away, has NOT been doing so well. He's upset, worried sick, and even a bit angry all at the same time. Jd had been missing for a long while and Bruce is believing the worst had happened. Either JD had gotten badly injured or had straight up abandoned Bruce for the second time. He's tried to go out to search for the eldest plenty of times but he can only go so far on his own without a bus like Rhonda, and he also has a family to take care of AND a business to run on top of that. So he unfortunately never got too far from the island.

When Rhonda returns he's ecstatic, and pissed off. He's ready to walk in and embrace his brother while also giving him a huge earful about dropping off the face of the earth for two whole months. Instead he finds the fake note...

...and his heart SINKS.

After that it's the same stuff really, Bruce goes to Mount Rageous, finds JD, learns that he's stuck in a diamond prison, and is forced to leave JD behind before the twins find him.

I dont think I ever came up with a reason for Bruce to go to the troll tree specifically, cuz in this au he is under the belief that the other trolls are dead. HOWEVER, when he inevitably does go there he's understandably MORTIFIED due to the fact that every single bergen is surrounding him and Rhonda along with trolls he assumes are "ghosts" for a short while.

Rip Bruce, bro needs a break.

Anyways that's pretty much it! Hopefully the story makes sense and isn't too weird or confusing aaaa. Again, tysm for asking!!

[oopsallwhimsy]

Random, but seeing all notifications from you makes so many sys members excited :] -Floyd/JD

Hey you!! 🫵 Thank you for the smile!! It makes me unreasonably happy knowing I gave you guys some joy! Have a doodle just for you 💕

[seraphimankh]

hiii Okay there is one thing that has been bugging me for a super long long time!!! okay Elphaba has two winged Monkeys Chistery and....Finley?? As in the same Finley the winged monkey from Oz the Great and Powerful????!!?? Cause if it is then OMG!!! HE IS THE CUTEST WINGED MONKEY LIKE EVER!!!!!!!! OMG please tell me it is that monkey from Oz the great and powerful cause they have the same name and it has been bugging me like crazy!!?!??!

Haha yes! Finley is from Oz the Great and Powerful!

He was probably one of the best things to come out of that….movie. I adore him so I just had to bring him into the story

[stevenssticks]

since it is jd from korn… could you write a lil something about him? preferably sub jon 😓 sorry i’m just completely feral for him 🙏

godddd yes i can omg.

i remember in this interview he was talking abt his first time and how a girl took him home and “fucked the shit out of him [me]” and oh god i wish i was that girl…. and how he “fucked for a long ass time” like PLSPSPLSP

and ik that man is whiny in bed like jerking him off or watching while you make him touch himself… just squirming and begging to cum. oh my.

having his back to your chest (yes i’m obsessed with this position sorry) and pulling his aching cock out of his pants, lightly skating your fingers up and down the underside and giggling as he twitches at your light touches. other hand coming up under his shirt to play with his nipples and grope over his tummy. watching his head lull to the side and mouth part as you start to properly jerk him off, his hips rising to meet the base of your hand on the downstroke.

maybe he would even reach his own hand down over yours to make you squeeze him tighter, jerk him off faster and you just let him guide your hand and thrust messily until he’s cumming all over :(((( aaaaaaaaa

[bamboozled-distress]

starting mpreg discourse in the comment section of a trolls band together fanart post on Instagram is probably my favourite thing I’ve ever done in my life

[alteregozowie]

Heard you were having nightmares. Enjoy!

"Pffffffft-"

He can always count on Keenie for the laugh!

Even though that might be kinda true there...

[nyarados]

NO IDEA IF YOU'RE STILL AROUND OR HOW I EVEN FOUND UR BLOG AGAIN BUT . DID YOU SEE THE NEWS . MAY 3RD ALLEGEDLY THERE WILL BE ANOTHER VOLTRON REBOOT ANNOUNCED. IM SCARED . - 🪐

YES I'M STILL AROUND.... YOU'RE TELLING ME VOLTRON IS TOO ?????

[pure-jeff-ward]

Nah. I distinctly remember last year Jeff liked Billie’s latests posts. And I also distinctly remember thinking, “that’s so nice they’re still amicable.” That’s why I brought up Jeff being on good terms with his exes.

As another anon pointed out, they only dated very briefly. My guess is a year or less around 2020-2021. @wardsource on twitter has the actual receipts. They used to be the best resource around for anything about Jeff before they disappeared RIP 😭🪦 (Jeff actually seems to like them, he even liked their birthday dedication post to him).

Another anon claims they went back and forth with each other over the years. I can’t find proof of that other than the timeline the anon had given seemed to correlate with the time Jeff liked her posts then stopped liking then started liking again. I think we’d have more concrete proof of than that if that is the case cos Billie isn’t even publicity shy, she constantly posts stories!

I’ll be happy either way if they did or did not get back together because frankly this is such a non-issue. Exes can be friendly, they can like their posts, they can also not like their posts, and it still doesn’t have to mean anything. In any case, Billie looks like she got back with her old boyfriend while Jeff’s career is thriving more than ever. Everyone happy!

P.S. I said I didn’t pay much attention to Billie but now I just went into a deep dive and almost burned my bread lol 🤦🏼‍♀️

I'm honestly not sure when the posts were liked or the timing of them being something that we're all trying to figure out - I'm not saying one person is right and the other is wrong, of course... maybe they were liked and then unliked and liked again more recently ! that is something that happens on IG right??

ooooh I do remember wardsource on twitter being a verrrry active go-to person for all things about Jeff over there - I had a fan account for a different fandom entirely about two years ago? and i did see their posts over there off and on; definitely didn't have all of the stuff on this blog here the way they were able to find and also just be very on top of things related to Jeff and quick about sharing it too!

it's like you said though, regardless of what the situation is, everyone is happy and that's what matters! we're happy for him as well!

[normaltothemax]

“ Be still, don’t move. ” he's probably freaked out there's a butterfly/moth near JD's head or sth. "I have experience with these. They can sense... fear." (foooooor JD? from monk @misteradrianmonk hi it's aster i have started writing a strange little man with a lot of phobias. you don't gotta write for this but here i am nonetheless)

Just as he raises a brow at the man—was he messing with JD? It sort of felt like he was being messed with (then again, the guy did look pretty freaked out…)—the colourful little butterfly that’d been fluttering around his head landed directly on the tip of his nose. It was kind of hilarious, like something out of a cartoon. JD went a little cross-eyed trying to keep looking at it. “It’s just a butterfly.” No judgements here; a phobia’s a phobia (unless he was being messed with, in which case, not cool, man). “They don’t bite.”

It only lingered for a heartbeat longer, before deciding JD wasn’t actually a flower and lifting off again. He watched it float away with an amused little smile. Wait until Steph heard about that. She’d probably tease him about being a Disney princess, but honestly? Part of him was pretty pleased with the idea of that. He’d be the prettiest damn princess there was. “See? Gone now. You good, man?”

@misteradrianmonk (x)

[stevenssticks]

okok so i noticed that u write for jonathan davis and was just wondering if that’s jd from korn or a completely different person 😭😭 lmao

it’s jd from korn!!!😇😇 do with that what you will

[jcksonfields]